What does /co/ think of the latest Shrek 5 news?

>Shrek 5 News
Shrek's an Anchorman now?

>>91307846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4I9K_plx4s

>>91307846
The horse is a pile of maggots now, stop beating it ffs.

I guess the series will never really be ogre

>>91307846
>SHREK 5: EYEWITNESS NEWS
>Shrek anchors a News Network that's trying to compete against a FoxNews parody

Is there more recent news than it's going to exist?
Have they been secretly working on it for a long time so now they'll actually have something to release in 2018 now that they've cancelled everything else?

I'm optimistic about it, Shrek 4 was alright.

>>91307915
>Fiona's the weather girl
>she's a floating set of hair, eyes and teeth in front of the map
What's Dragon's job?

>>91308052
Traffic copter

OH THE SEQUELS START COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'

>>91308110
>slow news day
>she lights up someone's car
And now for Charming with Sports.

>>91308146

FED THE MONEY TO THE JEWS JUST TO KEEP IT GOING

>>91307934
>Is there more recent news than it's going to exist?
https://www.moviefone.com/2017/04/04/shrek-5-is-happening-and-itll-be-a-big-reinvention/

>>91308146
To be fair, it's always been DWA's day 1 goal to make a bunch of big franchises with many sequels.
Any Dreamworks movie without a sequel is just a franchise that failed to launch.

>Shrek 5
>By the director of Boss Baby
>reboot
How can anyone see any of this as promising

>>91308341
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR CASH
YOUR BANK GETS FULL BUT YOUR FILMS BECOME TRASH

well

good for mike myers I guess

>>91307846
I would put money on them forcing "All Star" memes in this next one. Count on it.

>>91308450
SO MUCH TO BUY
CAN'T LET IT DIE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING A SHREK 5

>>91308506
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TRY
YOU'LL NEVER PROFIT IF THE FRANCHISE DIES

>>91307870
under rated post

>>91308403
boss baby was kino

>>91308532

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A CASH COW
MAKE MORE MOVIES
GET PAID

>>91308624
HEY NOW
IT'S SHREK 5 NOW
SIX MORE MOVIES
WILL GET MADE

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>>91307846
[b]Sombebody[/b]

>>91308663

ALL CREATIVITY'S GONE
ALL WE REALLY WANT
IS MORE GOLD

>>91308811
IT'S A RAT RACE
IT WILL NEVER BE OVER

>>91308956

YOU THINK IT'S BAD NOW
WAIT TILL YOU GET OLDER
BUT THE FILMMAKERS BEG TO DIFFER
THEY'LL MAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE SHREK PICTURES

>>91308811
IT'S A SAD STATE
AND THEY SAY IT GETS SADDER
YOU'RE DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
BUT WAIT IT GETS BADDER

>>91309015
THE IDEAS THEY CREATE
ARE GETTIN' PRETTY THIN
REBOOTS ALL THE TIME
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEND

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>>91309015
H-hey now...

>>91309096
MY WALLETS ON FIRE
HOW ABOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY WE WANT IT
WE KEEP ASKING FOR MORE

>>91309015
How is there still an audience for Land Before Time sequels!? Kids have aged out of that shit three times over throughout the movie series' lifespan.

>>91309336
I watch every single one. I also watched the series. I also have a well paying job, a wife, and a "friend". Hopefully a kid on the way.

There needs to be a screencap of this shit.