The Flintstones #10 Storytime

>>91302550
Been waiting for this

>>91302630
A fucking war turtle.

>>91302644
>women baring themselves
>shale magnolias
kek

>>91302644
>Plato's cave is a porn theater

How fucking deep does this joke go?!

>>91302701
The joke is that it's not a porn theater

>>91302790
ah, the monthly "too real" page

>>91302844
Well that happened...

>>91302844
Fucking Wedge.

>>91302644
>>91302724
Jesus

>>91302806
OH GOD POOR VAC

>>91302910
WHAT

You are doing geralds work, OP. Bump.

>>91302910
Goddamn it!

>>91302660
what assholes

>>91302910
>>91302925

What the fuck. Why am I feeling things?

>>91302910
Fuck you Cinema Floors!

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>>91302910
FUCK. Whatever Secret Empire or Rebirth's got planned, they'll never be able to top the tragedy of this...

>>91302910

WHY DOES LAUGHING AT THIS SERIES ALWAYS HURT SO MUCH

>>91302865
Is that the preacharound guy or the clubbing guy?

>>91302614
That dino armor was totally worth defunding the schools for (or was it the hospital?)

>>91302910
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>91303019
Flintstones :_;7

>>91302893
>racism is the most expensive luxury we have.
Damn, Fred, that's food for thought.

>>91303019
Flintstones

>>91302829
There were a lot of those in this issue

Flintstones...

>>91303019
The Feelstones!

>edgy anti-trump story and virtue signaling

This is trash.

>>91302893
I need more lizard people in my life.

>>91302910
F

>>91303233
Yeah! Fuck my ferns!

>>91303233
Fucking degenerate, I bet you lsy on hot rocks and sunbathe too!

>>91303229
uh oh the snowflakes have arrived

>>91302660
I'm gonna miss this monthly satire so much

>>91302893
>@#$% my ferns

Well the Lizard People are doing it.

>>91302683
>these are edgy enough to keep regular people out but not so edgy that a dentist office wouldn't buy them
fuck

>>91303301
Yep. It's great.
Say anon, got any extra ferns laying around?

>>91303229
?

>>91303393
Stay away from the ferns you degenerate.

>>91302774
Oh, no! Whats with the eyes Fred!
Why didnt anyone notice this, I plan on buying this book!

>>91302844
so is the pterodactyl talking or is there a person in it...I'm lost

>>91303498
Animals talk in this although the humans don't hear it

>>91303498
Check the font. Animals talk in that jagged one.

>>91302580
>Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>91302948
Lets trend it guys. #FuckMyFerns

>>91303635
that's the thing with archetypal strongman political characters: they all start to blend together

>>91303019
Wait, don't tell me that was it. We still have 2 more issues right?

>>91303562
Putting a "innocents hit with a drone strike" story into a Saturday morning cartoon setting is where the edginess comes in.

>>91302910
I'll use that pirate joke in your memory.

>>91303707
Yeah.

>>91303711
>story
it's more of a joke than a storyline

>>91302724
The trenchcoat salesman must be making a killing.

>>91302580
We'll I can definitely use it to kill people right?

thanks OP.

>>91302614
The Dino armor really was worth defunding the children hospitals

>>91303749
It's a "joke" with a weak political message.

>>91303770
Yeah, it'd make a lot more sense for the writer to ignore the current political events and to write a story that's criticizing politics from 5 years ago. That's sounds much more likely.

>>91303868
history repeats itself

What are the motivations of Lizard People? Why do they enjoy sunbathing on rocks so much like lizards?

>>91303868
Good thing you werent planning on buying this comic anyway. Go back to pol, pls.

Manual reminder that the first TPB of The Flintstones is out. So for all you tradewaiters, go out and buy a copy!

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How many issues left?

>>91302910
Oh fuck. RIP.

>>91303936
2

>>91302982
Clod condemned to a fate worse than death.

>>91303229
The only thing that strikes out as specifically a Trump riff to me is the 4 years, and even then that's a stretch. As others have pointed out Clod has more in common with other Presidents.

And its a Satire, mocking those in power is practically the whole point.

>>91303920
oh snap I thought I had preordered it on Amazon
>it's a bestseller
FEELS SO GOOD

>>91303908
>but to me it's more like they're criticizing past politicians
>points out why you're blatantly wrong
>g-go back to pol

It's almost too easy.

>>91303229
Nigger he has Bush's Iraq war situation, Obama's use of drone strikes and Trump's deal of people trying to impeach him within his first year. He's an amalgamation.

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>>91303992
>Flintstones trade is outselling Watchmen and Killing Joke on DC best sellers
yfw

>>91302614
The fact that this book has actual continuity makes it even better.

>>91304021
Get off the internet, Ike.

>>91302644
Holy shit, this is funny.
People in the 50s probably made these phone calls.

>>91303868
>weak political message.

Yeah, criticizing innocent people getting murdered by reckless military industrial complex sure is weak.

>>91304077
You know movies existed before the 50s right?

>>91302844
>>91302703
The working cameras and TVs are really fucking with my suspension of disbelief. Were these in the original cartoon?

>>91304083
>innocent people
When they harbor the enemy they are no longer innocent you cuck.

>>91304153
wow, a politician is doing the same bad thing as other politicians, that means parodies of those things are only of the politician you agree with doing them

>>91304144
yes.

>>91304182
Were the lizard people hiding in the picnic basket?

>>91304185
see>>91303868

>>91303229
toughen up faggot

>>91304144
Yes? The Flintstones had modern technology equivalent to the time periods the cartoon ran, just that it was all done by animals or their own two feet. TV was just birds rapidly chiseling the image on stone and holding it up to the screen, for instance.

>>91304271
>it's not his fault they ALL fit into the archetype

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>>91302774
>>91303484

>>91302683
I recognize Damien Hirst's "For the Love of God" but are the other pieces references to some other art?

>>91304316
your memory is quite selective then

>>91304409
Your point would be better made with an example.

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>>91304316

>>91302910
Why didn't you just pick up your garbage?

>>91304316
The left and right accidentally stumbled onto an old gypsy's property and got cursed and with swapped bodies.

>>91304409
>>91304427
There wasn't as much. It took a few years for everyone just to get over "THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT."

>>91304478
What's their incentive to admit defeat? So you can mock them even harder? The second Trump won, the left doubled down on the smuggest, most insulting position imaginable, which is part of what lost them the election in the first place.

>>91302893
So are the lizard people just people with Lizard masks or lizards with people bodies?

>>91304478
>I'm gonna keep trying to myself to try to get people politically salty.

Why do you hate happiness?

>>91304550
>lol incompetent
He's gotten more done in his first 50 days than Obama did in his entire 8 year run.
But if you keep repeating it, it makes it true right?

>>91304571
only because it didn't go far enough and a political sect that created itself around opposition to Obama doesn't know how to run things when they're in charge

>>91304597
Ah yes he got rid of our internet privacy failed to get a bill got q overturned twice and is building the wall with our money. And dont forget going golfing at least once a week and the millions it costs for his wife

>>91304664
>>91304653
>muh golf
Not an arguement

>>91304713
it apparently was when he was running for president

>>91303229
Your face is trash.

>>91302910
TOO FAR

>>91304709
fake news

>>91302893
Lizard People are cute, CUTE!

>>91302893
I love the comic but this ones alittle on the nose

>>91304709
Stop with this shit before you get the thread deleted for off topic.

>>91302910
F

>>91304571
This thread you fucknut. Go argue about trump somewhere else.

>>91302910
OVER THE LINE

>>91304977

Political discussion on /co/ will stop once the comics themselves stop discussing politics.

>>91305064
Then discuss the comic's politics.

Man, I expected nothing from this comics but I'm surprised how damn good they are.

>>91305177
That's suspicious.

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>>91302910

F

I'm picking up my garbage at the theater from now on

>>91303019
Flintstones

Thanks for the storytime, OP. Got this one waiting in my pull, but I couldn't wait until I got off of work to read it.

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>>91302550
>Deathstroke, The Flintstones and Shade on one day

>>91302893
Wait, the lizard people are Sleestaks?

>>91303920
Thanks for reminding. Buying this up.

>>91303548
What does racism have to do with right or left?
The left/right political divide is economical not prejudicial

>>91302550
Do you think they might uncancel this? The trade is no. 1 best seller among DC Comics on Amazon, that's gotta account for something, r-right?

>>91305324
Nightwing and HydraCap too for lower tier quality. Pretty nice week.

>>91305387
Well DC has been putting more emphasis on trades recently. It probably just means Mark Russell will continue to get work, even if it's not necessarily Flintstones.

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>>91305370

>>91305387
Russell has already moved on to "Snagglepuss" and "The Wonderful World of Rocks"

>>91305441
Not sure what that is meant to convey anon.

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>>91303920

I already bought it last week

Everyone at the LCS thought u was wasting money but after a few page flips I think I convinced a few to buy it

>>91305503
Not that anon, but that would be pointless as you would just decry any source that disagrees with you as 'fake news'.

>>91305370
Lol, you ever heard of >>>/pol/? That should tell you enough the divide is not just economical.

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>>91305525

>>91305541
I'm sorry but there are news sites out there that report things that are blatantly wrong because they have a political agenda. It's a sad fact, but it's true.
see>>91304940

>>91303920
FUCK, TIME TO DOUBLE DIP

>extremely generic "corrupt politician character triggers trump supporters

It's not like he was shouting to build the wall, you are all a bunch of pansies that are looking to be offended

>>91305643
He's just cutting funding for military spending and he's getting decried for participating in a "racist" war.

You're right. Could be anybody. Especially those people who were voted into power over half a decade ago.

>>91305585
So you are claiming that 100% of all people on the right are racist... because of /pol/?
Putting aside the fact that /pol/ is pretty diverse in the opinions expressed there even if you were to only use the sterotypical stormfag as an example most of those people wouldn't fit the definition of the right wing in the united states since most of them have zero interest in free markets or smaller governments but instead want complete government control and planned economies (as long as they are the ones wearing the boot).

Also if /pol/ is all you need to decide that all of the right wing is racist does that mean places like tumblr or reddit are enough to prove everyone on the left is racist?

The main difference between right and left are and always have been their approaches to economy with the right wing supporting free market economies and the left wing supporting socialist economies these are not the only two axis of the political compass though which is why describing someone or oneself as left or right wing in a situation that is not related to economics is silly.

>>91305615
>I was incorrect
No you weren't. You were ill informed because you subscribe to state sponsored propaganda.

>>91305864
I was only incorrect in that I used 2014's numbers instead of 2015's

>>91305811
I didn't claim all of the right was racist, you said that the two parties were only divided by economic issues, which is false.

>>91305458
wtf is the wonderful world of rocks?

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>>91305278
>Mexico
>fighting drug trade

>>91305965
http://www.newsarama.com/33832-flintstones-russell-to-write-about-rocks-for-dc-s-young-animal.html

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>great storytime of a beloved comic
>one pol shitposter is all it takes for it to become another "trump thread"

>>91306016
>/co/ likes overrated trash comic because
>gets upset when the agenda of the comic is brought up and discussed

Maybe you should blame the writer for shoehorning political opinions into a cartoon
funnybook in an attempt to make it seem "deep and thoughtful".

>>91303229
>>91303479
>>91303561
Gee it's almost like it's a generalized attack on shady government policies and not trying to hurt any one specific person

>>91305811
Pls don't try. /pol/ is a simple boogie man, used when someone is against liberal ideas. Of course none of them even been in /pol/ and never seen commie general threads or shill, bait threads. The best part is often people who get 'go back to /pol/' line haven't been in pol before, they get curious, visit pol, get 'redpilled' and start shitposting in their mainboards

>>91306127
>/pol/ gets triggered because they associate being a shithead with their meme president
just another day in the zone

>>91306127
>a satirical book shouldn't address politics or culture
sure thing friend

>>91306233
I'm dying

>>91302925
Damn thats a nice eulogy

>>91306250
And it's gone. Keep dying. Please. I insist

>>91306297
we were having a lovely Trump-free thread until >>91303229 brought him up

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>>91302910
What the fuck even is this comic

>>91306205
>people shouldn't discuss when a book addresses politics culture because i don't like political discussion
sure thing friend.

>>91302925
Jesus Gerald Christ

>>91306347
Actually, it's not a trump free thread if it's a storytime thread storytiming a comic with a heavy anti-Trump message in it.

>>91306431
well I suppose if you think "cutting veteran's pensions and children's hospitals to pay for pointless wars is a bad thing" is anti-Trump, that's on you

>>91306477
Shut up. Get out of my thread.

>>91306431
Its not our fault if you associate trump with a corrupt incompetanr buffoon

>>91302580
Based Herzrock, always striving for the best

>>91302683
>>91302703
Doubled based Herzrock

>>91305811
Absolute bullshit that a simple google search should absolve you off. Right and left are associated with various attributes that most definitely aren't just economical. For example, "the right" is associated with 'traditionalism' e.g. Repubicans in America are associated with 'traditionalist attitudes'. Go to university you fucking spack.

>>91306585
No need to be embarrassed anon

>>91304316
It's almost as if no one thought worse of Trump than Trump supporters.

>>91306382
You just agreed with >>91306205

>>91303334
>miss
...w-what are you talking about anon?

>>91303019
Flintstone

what a cover..wow

>>91302550
>funeral for a friend
Who die
>>91302910
Oh, just...oh

>>91304316
I don't know. I like Trump. Much better president than obama or bush

>>91306371
trash.

Wait...why is this only getting 2 more issues?

>>91307066
Did I? Tell me how friend-o.

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>>91302925
>it was just a vacuum cleaner
Fuck...okay. sure. Sure.

>>91306639
>>91306477
>pretending to be retarded
You faggots know fully well who clod is supposed to be, you just feign retardation because that would make you hypocrites because you retards criticized other books for the same shit.

>>91307349
They're canceling this book after 12 issues. /co/ would rather read cap garbage from Marvel than read the best book from 2016

>>91307648
thought sales were good for this though

>>91307648
>saturday morning cartoon setting with shoehorned dark and edgy story elements to make it seem deep
>best book
/co/ has fucking awful taste.

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>>91307648
Anon, you make it sound like /co/ is made of thousands of people that could've supported this book. Even laughably assuming that people here even pay for comics.

>>91307734
07/2016: Flintstones #1 -- 43,996
08/2016: Flintstones #2 -- 19,612 (- 55.4%)
09/2016: Flintstones #3 -- 14,910 (- 24.0%)
10/2016: Flintstones #4 -- 12,740 (- 14.6%)
11/2016: Flintstones #5 -- 11,552 (- 9.3%)
12/2016: Flintstones #6 -- 10,617 (- 8.1%)
01/2017: Flintstones #7 -- 10,099 (- 4.9%)
02/2017: Flintstones #8 -- 9,551 (- 5.4%)

>>91307794
But the trades!

>>91304045
>>91303992

>>91307794
god damn it. Even with editors at DC saying this is the best book they are publishing they can't sell it.

Well, same thing happened with The Vision

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>>91307794
>tfw everything /co/ has ever liked has been doomed to failure
goddammit

>>91302580
Really hoping that Werner Herzrock show up for more than just this one panel.

Introspective German deadpan is pretty friggin' hilarious.

>>91302644
>Shale Magnolias
I'm done. It's like four pages in and I'm fucking done already.

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>>91302580
I see this being popular in the future.

>>91302724
Fred is literally the greatest husbando ever to live.

>>91305387
Not everything good needs to go on forever, anon. Russel is writing Snaggletooth next and from the preview from that weird SS/Banana Splits crossover it looks fucking amazing.

>>91308232
>save the princess threads

>>91302695
>>91302630
>I call upon the power of Tor!

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>>91308278
>Snaggletooth
Snaggletooth? I thought he was writing Snagglepuss. Why did things change?

>>91308370
Nah he is, I'm just an idiot.

>>91308207
You are WEAK

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Why is everyone in Bedrock fucking ripped as shit?

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>>91308317

>>91302758
"I'm thinkin' Tarby's"

>>91302865
yeah, your brother... dont be so fucking heartbroken. shit men, dont read too much in this comic, seems fun, but the writer believes the madison county movie is the deepest shit women have in their feelings vault.

>>91308559
Hard manual labour, it's the stone age, after all.

>>91302844
Jesus

>>91304144
The opening credits featured the Flintstones going to a drive in movie theater.

>>91307648
Actually, I thought it was because Mark Russell is bailing off Flintstones for Snagglepuss.

>>91302844
This is such a strange page. I'm amused by the absurdity but emotionally hit by the reality they're parodying.

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>>91307744
I bought this book. Every fucking week it came out, I gave money to support it. I plan on buy the trade as well. Sure I come here and read it for free, but I did that to share in communion what was an amazing title. I have every issue to date anon. Every issue. I wanted this to be something I could come to everyday for years. Giving me something to hope for on Wednesdays that isn't trash capshit. So fuck you. I want to believe there where other good anons like me who supported this.

Bump for laughs and sadness

This comic so good in so many ways

>>91305959
>I didn't claim all of the right was racist, you said that the two parties were only divided by economic issues, which is false.
I didn't say anything about parties at all, I said the difference between the right wing and the left wing is purely economical
>>91306890
>Absolute bullshit that a simple google search should absolve you off. Right and left are associated with various attributes that most definitely aren't just economical
A simple google search would have also shown you a political compass, Liberal is not the antonym of right wing it is an entirely separate axis, one can be a right wing liberal or a left wing authoritarian or vice versa.
>Go to university you fucking spack.
I think you may have had more than enough university for us both.

>>91303711
>saturday morning cartoon setting
you haven't even read any of these before have you.

You should maybe go back to /pol/ where you feel safer and aren't triggered by mild and moderate political opinions.

>>91310176
>you haven't even read any of these
I've read just enough from each storytime to know what garbage they are.

And I know enough about the flintstones setting to know when they're being pushed in a needlessly edgy direction.

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>>91303229
Are you fucking serious?

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>>91304322
It's like when you make a vague joke about someone being easily upset but don't include anything that could point to any particular person or group, and then watch as a bunch of easily upset people assume it's about them.

You say anything mildly anti-war and suddenly a trump fanboy appears to be offended. Like, it could literally be any president since the invention of drones, it could be a vague nod at all of them, and yet look who gets all defensive.

>>91310245
>needlessly edgy
The entire point of this comic series has been to parody the modern world and make very middle of the road social issues. If you're finding this edgy you're a real sensitive fuck aren't you.

>>91310292
The only people denying that Clod is a Trump stand are you /co/ autists.
Everyone knows that you've criticized other books for their Trump stand ins and criticisms and if you support a book with yet another one you'd look like the hypocritical jackasses you are.

>>91303484
Those are the eyes of a man whose(?) entire retirement fund was just replaced by a coupon book
Pebbles and Wilma would not live to see daylight once more

>>91310421
He's a stand-in for a lot of presidents, but the only one in the last few decades who fully fits would be Bush. The only one thinking it's an attack on your meme president is you, because you're paranoid and need to fucking chill.

>>91310460
The positions they take on the issues they bring up are moderate, ya dingus. Not the topics themselves.

>>91310460
>being this dense

>>91302774
>>91302774
>Replacing Pensions with meme restaurant fun bucks

Oh sweet Morp.

>>91302806
Yeah... I wouldn't want to be a public place'so vacuum either. Yuck.

>>91302910
F

>>91302683
I recognize Damien Hurst and Jeff Koons

>>91302844
>And that's how Lizard people learned to fear the sky.

>>91302774
This is pretty much what happened to the police force in Montreal. Except they didn't even get vouchers for burgers at Belle Provence. And they're not allowed to go on strike, so they wear clown pants while on duty.

>>91302910
F.

Maybe he'll luck out and George Burns will turn out to be God.

>>91310912
And then they moved underground.

>>91303125
>>91302829
It was inevitable when he made a Werner Herzog. Herzog has devoted his existence to Too Realate.

>>91303019
Flinstones
But why? this book is wonderful.

> Fred is usually the voice of reason who believes in love amongst all of humankind.
> Doesn't even care in the slightest when his living being vacuum dies because he's not the "house utensil Dino"

Damn it Fred

>>91311169
Its the curse to which these live. Doesn't sell so Editors don't pay attention to it. But that also gives it the ability to be written without interference.

>>91303711
It's no more out of place than Fred and Barney being traumatized war veterans or Bambam being the sole survivor of the people they genocided.

>>91303920
>those sales numbers
Looks like we're going for 24 issues!

>>91304045

I hope this doesn't lead DC to do more OLD CARTOONS BUT IT'S EDGY books, completely missing the point.

>>91308330
Good one Anon

>>91310998
And people wonder why the mafia and bikers have such a hold on the city...

>>91307208
Low sales
Got cancelled
Not even reposting the jarring genocide scene saved this comic

>>91304535
>So are the lizard people just people with Lizard masks or lizards with people bodies?


They are probably just a weird sex cult.

>>91311260
That's all out of place in a flintstones comic.

Also can someone point out where the "but fred and barney were always war veterans" meme started? Because it's blatantly untrue.

>>91302660
You Saucy Bitch. Save some for the comments section.

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>>91310421
Every evil or even not-great political figure in comics (Because Clod isn't even evil, just dumb and easily manipulated by that black tie wearing fucker) isn't a fucking Trump reference for fucks sake. We've had evil and corrupt politicians in comics long before Trump even hinted at going for the Presidency. If anything, he's a fucking Bush Jr stand-in with a side of Obama with the Drone Strikes in this issue.

>>91303711
>Saturday morning cartoon

>Flintstones

Oh Child.

>>91308559
>Why is everyone in Bedrock fucking ripped as shit?

Because they don't spend all day jerking off to the internet. They have to go out and do things. Which often involves fighting dinosaurs, or lifting huge boulders. Or fighting people who got ripped by lifting huge boulders.

>>91311288
So far, the only real flop, creatively, so far is the edgier than edgy Wacky Raceland.

The others range from mediocre to pretty dang good.
Like even off the wave 2 previews, the worst of them is maybe Ruff and Reddy?

>>91311508
Yeah, because that's what sjw writers like mark Russell do. They write about politicians that were voted in years ago.

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Oh my god. DC is making fun of dear old President Trump again way back in the early 2000s.

>>91311607
>b-but it was an adult sitcom
It was a honeymooners ripoff for 6 years.
It was a Saturday morning cartoon for 50.

Do the math faggot.

What makes a man turn on what he loves?

What brings this discourse to this humble thread.

is it just me or do these follow the same pattern?
>news man saying in your face shit
>visual gags while flintstones casually talk about stuff
>something something the mayor or Fred's boss
>angry mob followed by one of the main characters making a speech about the moral
>everything is fixed except not exactly
i am starting to lose my interest in these, its like its always five steps away from tumblr strawman comic

>>91311627
No they write a broader and more general satire, not a short lived and person specific parody.

>>91311766
Same as Mystery Inc. Making it something that H&B would have likely enjoyed. But nobody can get around the change.

>>91302614
>>91302630
Damn that Dino armor really is pretty sweet. Reminds me of Dino Riders.

>>91311777
>i will vanquish the lizard people
Definitely broad and specific. I can literally hear Obama saying this.

>>91312254
I can't really hear any president say that.

>>91302598
>>91302893
Bedrock residents are fucking weak. I can't believe they're just going to let those damn lizard people get away with this. Just fucking look at them....always sitting on their hot rocks or dancing with STOLEN ferns. Sad!

>>91312254
apparently to you broad only covers the last 5 years, but I guess you're just not old enough to remember any presidents before Obama. Of course it doesn't fit Obama beyond the drone strike thing. It doesn't fit anyone.

Read a fucking book or listen to an anamaniacs song about the presidents.

Goddamnit, vacuum.

>>91302910
>>91302925
Not like this. He was too pure for that world. Any chance this is a psych out?.....please.

>>91312363
Motherfucker I'm old enough to remember when Bush Sr. was taking Reagan's place in office. I guarantee that I'm older than you, junior.

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The comic I have on preorder and will drive to comicbook store to get, and you faggots make this a /co/mblr /pol/ thread.
>>91303019
Fleentstones?!

>>91312476
Maybe if this comic wasn't so agenda driven we wouldn't have this problem.

>>91312431
Then why do you keep bringing up Obama like its supposed to be about him? He obviously doesn't fit the archetype they're presenting. You're acting like you don't know anyone else.

>>91303920
Ryan from Comics Conspiracy said on the latest ep of his podcast that he ordered what he thought was 3 months worth of volume 1......he sold out in 1 day.

>>91312518
Maybe if you weren't a paranoid idiot always on the defensive about your political views then you wouldn't think everyone had an agenda.

>>91304182
by that logic every person in new york should be arrested for 'harboring' the inevitable few criminals living on the same city block

>>91302724
>the black and the gorilla playing

>>91304505
>What's their incentive to admit defeat?
realizing that 'holy shit, we live here, we'll get burned too' is more important than political 'no, u'-ism

or do you have so little respect for the right that you can't conceive of them setting aside their pride for the sake of their families and loved ones?

>>91311288
I think they learned their lesson from Wacky Raceland in that regard. All the HB backups from last week were great.

>>91312154
which is weird considering it was prog outlets who first started using the phrase during the election

>>91311772
well it's good thing there are only 2 issues left, since it took that long for you to lose interest.

>>91311772
swap out the name Fred and you just described an issue of South Park

>>91302806
that motherfucker deserves it for what happend last issue

>>91311454
I get the feeling the ferns were meant to be suggestive of marijuana, or just recreational drugs in general. especially if its not common knowledge that getting high is even a thing

>>91312703
They were covering their asses and didn't know people already had a word for clickbait so they tried coining a new term. And as always when you do that a bunch of paranoid idiots will latch onto the term and apply it to literally everything and everyone they disagree with. It just happened to be their opposition that did that.

>>91303019
Flintstones ;(

>>91302910
I'm so fucking happy right now

>>91306141
This.

Russell isn't a hack writer like the people over at Marvel. He's just talking about the fucked up things governments do and how corrupt politicians are.

>>91313359
>anon gets triggered and blames other before leaving
seriously when did the right become the left

>>91312550
he said it's sold more than Batman rebirth vol 1 for him, even

I know it's just one shop but it warms my heart

>>91302550
This was the first issue I've read. What is this glorious comic? And why are they cancelling it?

>>91313578
flintstones. low sales

lol edgy flintstones lol

>>91313483
He's 'leaving' because the mod is assblasted and is banning people for staying on topic, but not agreeing with his lefty opinions.

>>91313827
lol k triggered alt righter, go bitch bout white genocide on stormfront

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>>91303229
Seems anti-drone to me.

>>91302774
>spending all this money to kill the lizard people for stealing some ferns

>>91311460
How fucking retarded can you be?

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>>91303229

Apparently the Pebbles and Bamm Bamm story that was solicited to be in this issue was cut and won't be in either of the last two issues either.
>Meanwhile, Bamm-Bamm develops his first crush. Can his best friend Pebbles help him get the girl?

>>91314010
What's retarded? Me pointing out how out of place edginess is in a cartoon property? Or me asking about /co/'s bullshit claim of Barney and Fred serving in the military in the old show?

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>>91314414
If this is edgy, you must live in a world of nerf.

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>>91314544
Whoops. Wrong pic.

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>>91307794

I had no idea it was that bad.

At least I paid for every issue, which I'm sure is more than what some of you chucklefucks did.

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>>91311772
There are limits to how long that pattern can be used. Better it ends soon than go on too long. At least the puns are great

>>91314365
That's surprising, I thought BamBam and Pebbles would fall in love, but maybe that's moral of the story?

>>91314414
This series isn't edgy just because it's tackling social issues. It's just a more well written version of a modern stone age family

>>91312431
Then why are you getting mad on 4chan? You do have a life outside of here, right?

>>91302598


>Clod has the ferns.

fuvk

>>91310912
But they aren't the lizard people...

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>>91314544
Given how everyone is offended by everything these days, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>91303019
Rest in peace, Flintstones. You were too good for this world.

>>91303019
Oh Gawd, this comic's soo good.

Maybe the analogies are not subtle, but it's magnific how a comic can be done to express a idea with a good writting and a clever plot.

My only complain is that Barney is a plain character, without a deep development like Fred or Wilma.

>>91314544
>Fred and Barney are Prussianboos, or chileans.

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>>91302962
Saving this for later.

>>91303019
Kinda disappointed there's no Bowling Ball

>>91307613
You mean the combination of the worst parts of every leader we have had, not just Trump?

>>91309639
I want but is hard find a LCS in Mexico
I need to order the tb at Amazon
This need run more, please God

>>91302644
>tfw I don't get the puns

I can't be the only one who thinks that the final issue will deal with the animal uprising. I mean, that shit's been hinted for many issues now.

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>>91302910

You're dead to me, Vacuum Cleaner!

Too soon?

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>the series ends with the meteors that supposedly wiped out the dinosaurs, with the flinstone and rubble family embracing one another as it hits

If they were banking on not being renewed I could see this happening

>>91302844
jesus

>>91302893
I would gladly fug a lizard girl

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>>91302910
NOOOOOOOOO

f

>>91317380
Sore throat! I Called it! YES! YES!

MINDTAKING! STICK WITH THE KID, BABY!

>>91302910
F

>>91302703

that's a very thin TV for a pre-historic caveman to have.

>>91302844
Pterodactyls are really the biggest assholes throughout this series.

>>91318549

They're not Neanderthals, broheim. They are past the CTR era.

>>91305387
It's just means Russell will move up the DC food chain somewhere.

I want him to write a JLI reboot.

>>91317364
I think that's next issue actually

>>91303019
>vacuum cleaner isnt on the cover

>>91306012
that doesn't tell us much. Except it's literally about rocks.

>>91315762
>I didn't read the Vietnam issue

>>91317380

I shouldn't have chuckled but I did

>>91318746
>I want him to write a JLI reboot.
This please DC.

>>91315360
Thank you.

>>91302758
>Buy the comic at my LCS
>Go to Arby's because it's down the street from there
>Start reading
>MFW

Just ordered the first trade when I realized it was out.
>Time to Yaba daba doo when this book is over.

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>>91310421
Anon, how could he be a Trump stand in?

I'm pretty ignorant of the comic book process, however I am sure it takes more than 5 months to put together a series and get it out to press. They probably had the overall story hammered out back in Jan 2016.

I guess you could claim its drawing from his candidate days. Except Trump was pretty anti war and the comic hasn't shown a single female or hell male stand in sharing Hillary's views.

tl:dr you're a special snowflake looking to be offended. There are tumblers for you type.

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>>91311669
>President Lex arc was written to be anti Trump by LIBERAL scientists who invented time travel and sent LIBERAL COMMIE writers through time.

Truly I see.

>>91315762
I thought Barney was always plain as fuck.
Like, that was his thing.

>>91315762

At least Barney gets used. Betty is just wallpaper.

>>91317614
>Then gets saved by Booster Gold at the last second

>>91321364
Thank you for your service.

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>>91304505
>What's their incentive to admit defeat? So you can mock them even harder? The second Trump won, the left doubled down on the smuggest, most insulting position imaginable
Yeah, hearing "I told you so" must be pretty rough.

>>91303229
>>>/pol/

>>91321798
Jobs are up. Mexicans are down. this system works.

How to tell if your book is getting canceled:

1. Was Booster Gold in it?

>>91313528
He also said that he sold the same amount of Flintstones/Booster Gold as he did Amazing Spider-Man.

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>a grim n gritty Alan Moore style reboot of The fucking Flintstones is the best comic published in years

Truly the dankest timeline.