Spider-Man #15 storytime

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>>91297566
In the end the Spider-Gwen crossover was pretty much filler.

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>>91297591
Do you like repeating panels?

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>>91297611
Because Bendis sure loves repeating panels

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>>91297626
>Miles' dad thinks that Miles and Ganke are gay
Um OK

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>>91297650

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>>91297674

>>91297650
Aren't they?

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>>91297697
Damnit Miles, why did you have to write down "Web Fluid"?

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>>91297718
If it has no logo, how did you look it up online to find out it's a phone you can't buy? Did you look up every model of phone in the world?

>>91297674
...who is that villain?
The incredibly lazily drawn bandit?

>>91297712
Everybody that didn't read his comic thought he was for the first couple of years.

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>>91297748
>>91297752
A new Frog-Man

>>91297718
>>Has a page that says web fluid.
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN

And why algebra? Why not actual ingredients list?

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>>91297777

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>>91297782
Bendis can't into science

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>>91297782
Anon, that's chemistry.

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>>91297825
>Couple of years
So this kind of begs the question of how Miles' 616 differs from the Ultimate one? How did his Dad find out in this new history? Because it couldn't have possibly been the same way as it did in Ultimate.

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>>91297851
I still don't get the logic. How is your loved ones knowing these things putting them in danger?

>>91297842
Even so, why would you have a formula for Web Fluid and not a list of what you need and how to mix them?

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>>91297873
>I'll just tell everyone you cheated on me
>You might as well have
Dayum

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>>91297903
>Blaming Spider-Man for this
What exactly would people blame Spider-Man for?

>>91297626
So no one noticed that Miles's dad called him a 10-year old? I mean, this is the sort of thing that triggers people.

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>>91297920
>Expecting to find girls at a Finding Dory screening

>>91297927
It was clearly a joke

>>91297566
What a milf

>>91297611
Eh, there's changes in each panel. Not straight copy-paste.

>>91297927
He's just saying that Miles is still a child, in a fun jokey way. Its a thing good parents might do.

>>91297874
There are ingredients on there, hydrochloric acid and water. Just accept that you're reading a comic by a guy that only has honorary degrees.

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>>91297973
Bendis sure loves the "crime boss complains about superheroes" trope.
Any idea who this guy could be?

>>91297973
Did...did I fall into a time loop?

>>91297874
Why can't it be both?

>>91297973
>that Miles face in the middle panel

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>>91297993
>Maria Hill is gone
>Let's cancel absolutely everything
That doesn't seem like a good idea to me

>>91297650

Like it's been said on the page, this has come up before back in USM. But that was just Bendis being meta because anons were thinking that Miles was gay when he was first introduced. Now Miles is this girl magnet and this is brought up again so...

>>91297993
>>Some guy just wants to kill superheroes
Riveting.

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>>91298034
>>91298014
This whole issue takes place before Miles tells them the Spider-Gwen story.

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>>91298058
And that's that, hope you enjoyed.
Next time: Black Cat tries to murder a teenager again for no reason

Best issue in a while. Felt like classic ultimate spider-man.

>>91297851
>Tonterías
Way to fuck up your only decent issue in years, Brian

>>91298034

S.H.I.E.L.D. Note 7

>>91298034
>>Maria Hill is gone
She will turn to Jessica Jones to fix her fucked-up life.

>>91297993
>I have to think about this
You're a crime boss in New York of the Marvel Universe and THIS is the first time you've thought about superheroes?

>>91298100
What's wrong with it?

>>91297903
>SHE CAN'T TELL HER MOTHER YOU'RE WORKING FOR SHIELD AND HER GRANDSON IS SPIDER-MAN IF JUST TELLS EVERYONE YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER

blackguytappinghead.jpg

>>91298155
It's stupid and cringy to just mix languages mid-sentence just to remind the reader of the character's background

>>91297920
Is miles going to fuck that girl? He needs to

>>91297650
Surprisingly, I've grown to like Jefferson.

>>91297626
wait, Miles is only ten? TEN? He's not even a high schooler? Or is this just bantz and as usual I can't read the mood here?

>>91298313
>Or is this just bantz and as usual I can't read the mood here?
What do you think?

>>91297903
>Earth-1610
>Rio is understanding before she dies while Jefferson disowns Miles before coming to his senses
>Earth-616
>Jefferson puts himself in danger to help Miles while Rio gets pissy

>>91298058
mmmm fat asian with girl eyes makes me so WEETTTTTTT

>>91297591
>In the end the Spider-Gwen crossover was pretty much filler.
I'm glad because I dropped this exactly when it started.

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your sales figures can tell you better than I can, Marvel

>>91298214
But every hispanic routinely peppers their English with Spanish words

funny how every Mexican, Cuban and Spaniard I know online never fucking once does this

>>91297718
So? Miles' would be like any other spidey fanboy.

>>91297851
the poser art is really showing through here

I came for Pichelli art and I get this poser shit.

>>91297748
>Where would my husband get a phone that cannot be bought, by humans, on this planet?
Jesus fucking christ

>>91298605
Inhumans has to use phones to

>>91297566
His mom is hot

>>91298667
also monsteropolis probably have their own spirit phones

Can somebody do Jessica Jones?

>>91298058
Ganke gets a all the pussy and yet I still feel like he is gonna go gay for miles/gold balls.

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>>91297626
>There will be another one.
>I can almost guarantee it.

...is this Bendis talking directly to the reader? Informing us that he already has plans for ANOTHER romantic interest?

>>91298581
>the poser art is really showing through here
As someone who's deeper into this than he should be, on the one hand the characters aren't recognizable DAZ characters, but on the other we're seeing too much of dad's exact same expression from multiple angles.

Pros to the artist for manually drawing the clothing wrinkles but otherwise they should have their thumbs put into cigar choppers until they promise to draw from scratch

>>91297718
well guess that ends the idea of Miles needing Peter to make his webs

>>91297873
Well Mom also, everyone you ever knew and grew up with is dead and so were you. Because of me you got ported to another universe with look alikes whom you have been treating as the original; plus I nearly got shot up in Washington by cops and accused of killing an American hero. Oh and I was just dimension hopping with a female spidergirl well over my age in collage.

Easy right?

>>91298094
>Felt like classic ultimate spider-man.
The fuck?

>>91297842
it's not chemistry

it has a chunk of a redox reaction and the rest is polynomial equations and an incomplete definite integer

literally copypasted homework

She was ok with this when she died in the Ultimate Universe, so why is she being a drama queen in this universe?

>>91298814
Just once, I want this "why didn't you tell me X" plots, and the hero just says "Okay, fine, let me just tell you what's happened to me recently." and then proceeds to go into great detail everything in that writer's run, just for the reaction.

Sure, with some characters that'll be a bit much (like Slott's Peter, or this), but after so many "why didn't you tell me?" plots, I just want the answer to, instead of the tired "I was protecting you" answer, it was "because this shit gets complicated."

Hell, I know we make jokes about Peter's secret identity, but originally, the reason he didn't tell May was because he genuinely thought the news would give her a literal fucking heart attack. That's why there's so many What Ifs where he ended up telling Ben, who didn't have a weak heart.

>>91298080
the kid should just have a half mask with the amount of time he keeps it off
God i hate Black cats outfit witht eh eyes on the shoulders

>>91298080
I'm sick of him fighting Black Cat

>>91297566
I cant wait for them to FINALLY change his fucking name. Sorry they didnt replace Peter with your OC Bendis, time to move on

>>91297674
I'm gonna put my head through a wall, nothing winds me up like Bendis' writing

>>91297993
Does it REALLY matter who he is? Do you seriously think he's going to be more memorable than every other character Bendis does this plot with? The only memorable ones were Osborn and The Hood, and other writers made them.

>>91299117
>does this plot with?
What plot?

>>91298110
Well given Jess's track record Maria will probably come out of all that better than she is now.

>>91297566
I was momentarily convinced this was a spider-man comic, but then I got in closer.
Nearly had me, Benis.

>>91297748
Maybe he made a phone?
Maybe he just refurbished a phone with a nondescript case?

You can't get in, how do you know it's not just a custom Samsung?

>>91299166
"Criminal gets a bug up their ass about superheroes (and it's always framed because superheroes are silly and dumb, and not because superheroes are fucking with them) and tries to 'deal with them' that ends with literally no success."

He did it in Daredevil, he did it with Osborn, and the first arc in the new Jessica Jones did it. These characters are so fucking unmemorable that I genuinely don't remember his OC's names.

>>91298058
Please go away, Ganke. Isn't steal ultimate Gwen enough for you or did you just forget about her too?

>>91299383
>and not because superheroes are fucking with them
But the bad guy in this issue says that the problem is that heroes are fucking with his business.

>>91298058
That's such a weird ending

Also, is this the first USM issue to get an absolutely irredeemably shit artist? Bendis always snugged the best guys (and Bagley) for the book

>>91297973
Is there anyway to get rid of the dialog in the middle panel? That middle panel is good image fuel.

>let's just take photos and draw over them

gross

>>91298506
It's putos like you that still think Spanglish is a thing. It's not, pendejo.

>>91297566
She's hot, but do they NEED the splash?
I mean, the fact that she's crying should be enough of a message.

>>91299072
They're changing his name?

>>91299852
Kid Arachnid

>>91298080
Black Cat kind of wiggled out on Miles time. Would she still go after him or is this just case of Miles crashing her party?

>>91297650
Man, am I reading Dinosaur Comics? Wtf is this shit?

Didn't his mom die? The hell?

>>91297826

hot

>>91297718
T-thats not how chemical formals work. Chemicals aren't numbers. That literally looks like calculus homework.

>>91297718
>>91300035
Maybe he just downloaded it, from Parker Industries? Peter's sell all kinds of crap.

>>91299980
Molecule Man brought her back when he ported Miles and his family/friends over to 616.

>>91297903
...Bends knows he wrote these characters before right? Miles mom did knowing her son was Spider-Man and was proud. No? Oh...okay thing Bendis. Whatever.

Also, can we please get a Miles origin story, because nothing about him in this world has been cleared up.

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>>91298034
>hey, Maria hill is gone so we're ending everything she did right now without looking at where you are, what you were doing, or if you were in danger. Peace, Nigga.
>mfw

>>91299573
Yeah I need that too

>>91298605
My mom talked to me like this whenever she found out I told her a series of lies, was annoying as hell but I deserved it.

>>91299924
For real? I thought that was his Joke TV name. Fuck, just stop writing the character at that point.

>>91300461
It is his joke tv name. That anon is just meme-ing.

>>91298080
I kind of hope Miles pulls some sort of "You think Peter fucked you up??" and then proceeds to leave her a broken and bloody heap.

>>91300529
"I don't actually have any chemistry or pleasant backstory with you and don't really care if you're some titty monster, hope you enjoy stings a lot"

> and then the bawling from everyone blaming Slott

win-win really

>>91300529
>>91300756
> Final panel: spits on her stunned, piss-soaked costume and says "Bye Felicia"

>>91298313
the mood is pretty shit; all it needed was "like ten years old"

>>91300227
I know it's cool to hate on Bendis, but that was before secret wars and the universes merged.

This book should be cancelled. There was zero reason to bring Miles to the 616 universe. The book is going nowhere, all his supporting cast is almost non existent. Worst thing is that is so boring.

>>91298080
Looking forward to the porn this inevitably spawns, I guess.

>>91298814
>Oh I forgot Mom, Cyclops, that mutant Hitler, he's actually a good friend and I might be in love with a Muslim and Dad thinks I'm gay with Ganke but I can totally do better right, right?

ftfy

>>91299383
He did it with Thanos too.

Then, like everything else in Guardians, he proceeded to do fuck all with it

>>91302319
>He did it with Thanos too.
Wait what? He did? I don't remember that and it seems like a weird thing for Thanos to care about. Then again I don't really remember anything from Bendis' GotG before Original Sin, it's so boring and unmemorable.

>>91297993
What if it's the 616 version of Miles' uncle?
Or maybe this is the antagonist of Defenders, who is also a crime boss that wants to take out superheroes because Bendis sure loves this plot.

>>91297752
Pepe

>>91297920
>Get over it! He's Spider-Man, You're a troll!

Real subtle there, Bendis

>>91302385
In Avengers Assemble, he was crying about Earth being a threat to the universe, and swore he would destroy it.

Then he forget about it.

>>91300227
Finally a criticism from someone who read the book. Why the fuck would his mom be freaking out now? And his dad is chill about it? It's like the two switch places in 616.

>>91297825

>4th panel

WAH HOOO!

>>91298274
She is white and this is a Bendis comic. You already know your answer.

>>91297611
So fucking lazy.

>>91297566
Shouldn't have fucked a black guy

>>91297566
>really good art for the cover
>the art inside is shit
I hate this trope. That's so fucking low.
I don't understand, european comics do not use that kind of scam to get you to buy their shit, when did us comics started it?

>>91299536
Fuck I hate Bagley.

>>91300338
Dick move

>>91298034
I'm sure some monsters or other threats being tracked are now left to roam free and there might be few undercover agents left with sensitive equipment to sell or turn villian. This is asking for it

>>91297650
>"You better not be gay, little nigga."

>>91297718
>"Uh, at school, everybody calls me Web Fluid because ... uh, well, you know. Like, all over the place."

>>91298058
This nigga Ganke is about to get his dick wet.

>>91304753
Is he gonna spill the beans about Miles' identity yet again?

>>91298703
came here to post this

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>>91297650
So are they gonna make Ganke a faggot in the friendzone?
Poor Ganke.

>>91304917
Yep, she's probably going to use Ganke to find out Miles' secret identity.

Damn, Ganke's turning out to be a really bad friend.

>>91297626
Is no one gonna say something about the same panels?

>>91297674
>Bendis keeps bullying Frog-Man in his books.

This retard does know he's not a villain, right? Or does he think Frog-Man and Leap Frog are the same person?

>>91297920
>If you don't like my OC you're a troll, get over it.

>>91305021
The "peter parker has a great ass" meme seems to know no boundaries of universes or sexuality.

Peter Parker's butt is never not sexy, is it?

>>91305021
Sooooo.... I haven't read any Miles Morales stuff; is Jessica Drew a clone of Peter in the Ultimate Universe, or is he playing a joke on his friend, or are they still stuck in 616 where Jessica has been retconned as Peter's clone?

>>91297920
Funny since we still have no idea how Jonah feels towards Miles

>>91299701
You can complain about anything man

>>91299648
You're right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switching

Because it's called Code Switching

>>91307100
Ultimate Jessica was a female Peter clone that actually predates Miles

>>91297566
who cares?

>>91297718
The redox definitely would make sense in the context, but why the calculus

>>91300227
It get even fucking weirder because 616 Miles before secret wars was actually one of the first people saved by Spider-man so she should have a radically different reaction to her son becoming spider-man.

>>91297566
Bendis should kill himself

>>91300784
that's kinda hot, if I self insert as miles

>>91297650
bendis used the fries like an indicator for how long they were talking but from what Ive seen fries always go first

>>91297825
really inappropriate time for a dance

The problem is that they did too many take backs that this lost its meaning. We had her die. We then had Miles come out to his dad, and he freaked out. Then they came to terms. And then his mom came back. And now they have to redo her discovering his identity. It's like having a character learn something big, get their mind erased, and then relearn the same thing and expect it to be as big an impact the second time.

>>91311120
The more ridiculous part about it is that her reaction this time around is a complete 180 from her reaction last time.

>>91311161
On one hand, you can chalk it up to her feeling betrayed by having both her husband and son working together to hide two big secrets from her. The weight of both could be seen as overwhelming.

On the other, I'm real tired of these "why didn't you tell me" type stories playing out the exact same way almost every time. And like you said, Bendis is just retelling the same story with different characters with no regard for their past characterizations.


Also, why couldn't Jefferson tell his wife he was a part of SHEILD? Preston from Deadpool let her family know, and I'm sure Hill's family knows. Why was he forbidden to tell his wife he was an agent?.

This character is shit and you're all shit for caring about him.

>>91297842
Since when does chemistry use integrals?

>>91297851
>spanglish
This hurts me

>>91297718
Did he reverse-engineer Peter's web-fluid?

>>91311712

He also has a quadratic that doesn't make sense if you wanted to solve it out, a few frequency equations (one of those is for an LC circuit and the other is for for angular frequency), what I think is a formula for hydrochloric acid (fuck chemistry), and something I can't make heads or tails out of down at the bottom.

Bendis is trying to science.

>>91314100
But anyways, you can use integrals in chemistry if you want to measure rate of change of compounds during a chemical reaction. I think I remember some friends doing that during pchem.

>>91297566
Did he cuck his dad with his mom?

>>91297566
This cover said to me, "Rio is going to try and pork Miles before finding out the truth." That is not what happened here. I feel mislead, OP. I'm sure you didn't mean it, but I'm not happy.

>>91298034
>That doesn't seem like a good idea to me
Well Cap is running things now.....