story time

File: America (2017-) 002-001.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296403

I'm just going to go ahead and hide this thread now.

>>91296403
YAAAAAASSSS

File: America (2017-) 002-002.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296418

File: America (2017-) 002-003.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296444
Why not just grab Hitler with your super strength and speed?

Is it as bad as the first? Because I'm down to read it from a masochistic level if it is.

File: America (2017-) 002-004.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296475
Man is Chavez getting ugly or what
.>>91296483
I only skimmed through it

File: America (2017-) 002-005.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296505

>>91296438
Queeeeeeennnn

I'm Puerto Rican and I find this the most cringiest piece of shit I've ever seen.

Why does the internet assume that this is what I want in a hero that is suppose to represent me?

>>91296483
It might be worse

File: America (2017-) 002-006.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296523
does she really need a time travel power creep?

>>91296505
truly she is the best character

>>91296444
I'm getting real tired of special snowflakes putting x at the end of shit.

File: America (2017-) 002-007.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296545

>>91296505
Chavez has always been ugly, on the inside.

File: America (2017-) 002-008.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296569

File: America (2017-) 002-009.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296601

>>91296475
you have to admit it, Rivera has some guts to point how simplistic the "punch a nazi" meme is

>>91296505
This series makes feel embarrassed to be latino, and it's only two issues in.

>>91296505
>Becky

Jesus fuck

File: America (2017-) 002-010.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296618
You what the best part of this comic is? All of MAC's silly dialogue

File: hulk vomit.jpg (63KB, 336x436px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 336x436px

>>91296505

File: America (2017-) 002-011.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296654
What the fuck are these skin colors?

>>91296444
>amigx

Holy shit

>>91296654
HAHAHA FUCK WHITE PEOPLE RIGHT

>>91296505
Is Becky now the de facto insult for white women?

File: America (2017-) 002-012.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296671
Does the writer know that despite being the smartest person Lunella still lives a normal kids life and is only moon girl in semi secret?

Comic books were a mistake

Is it time for death yet?

File: America (2017-) 002-013.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296705
She certainly wouldn't be giving speeches. She s

>>91296601
Oh boo hoo, you dumped her because you're a fucking cunt.

>>91296705
>>91296724
it's fine this takes place in a safe space between dimensions... or something

>>91296537
That just comes with people trying to represent your culture, whether you want them to or not.

File: America (2017-) 002-014.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296724
>>91296728
Sorry anon I will not be posting #1

>>91296505
>Becky
>Goodhair
That was also the shittiest track off Lemonade

File: America (2017-) 002-015.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296748

Why doeso she look like a black woman in half these pages. I thought she was suppose to be Latina.

>>91296654
>They're white so the must mean they're privileged
Love that assumption

File: America (2017-) 002-016.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296770

>>91296403
My god. The artwork in this looks like its legit from tumblr

>>91296505
*throws up a little*

>>91296735
>God left me unfinished.

File: America (2017-) 002-017.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296792

Oh my god the author insert

>>91296403

am I the only one who sometimes wonders if the writer is a genius because this book is PERFECT for making me angry?

File: America (2017-) 002-018.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296811

I'm so fracking glad the leelumultipasses are an actual thing for America and not just some one off joke about cringey college groups

this comic is so lit

>>91296537
Because you're brown. And proud.

If there's any justice in this universe then this shit will be cancelled and quickly forgotten.

Is it just me or are other people trying to wrap their heads around this story? It's like they cut and pasted pages all over the place and it doesn't feel like a cohesive narrative.

File: America (2017-) 002-019.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296829

>>91296601
YOU DUMPED HER FOR *LITERALLY* NO REASON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE REEEEEE

>>91296829
Of course the support male is non threatening, gay (or is he bi) and useless

>>91296829
Ultron needs to cleanse the universe of this fake college and all of its 'students'.

File: America (2017-) 002-020.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296854
Help I'm in a rape dungeon

>>91296444
You ever think SJW's look at their fashion sense and think "GOD DAMN, I look horrible"

>>91296829
Christ on a cracker, what the fuck is even going on in that first panel?

File: America (2017-) 002-021.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296879
Jokes on you guys, the crazy lesbians are the real villains.

File: America (2017-) 002-022.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296893

>>91296671
>everyone is dressed like a clown

>>91296505
TRULY America Chavez is "better than the Cure"

She's beauty
She's grace
She'll genocide the white race

File: America (2017-) 002-023.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>91296918

>>91296705
is this what being "woke" is like? woah

>>91296444
>that coloring
>amigx
NOOOO, PUTA MADRE NO!

No, el Español no se supone que tenga palabras neutrales.

>>91296654
Yes, cause only white people do stupid stunts and get themselves injured.

>>91296854
>Selena help us!
Do you get it, because she's Latin and that's a Latin reference to a dead latina singer. You know for all of us Latinos who are reading this.

I would rather have Bantam the chicken boxer back rather than this tripe.

>>91296792
That is quite likely the most selfish and useless "come up with a world changing idea" project.

How about a machine that can move atoms around there making the production of any object universal and easy for everyone which will destroy corporate control over government and usher in a new age of post-scarcity? Or a nano-bot that can cure any disease by acting as white bloodcells, leveling the playing field in medicine? Or any number of "magic utopia tech" sci-fi authors have thought up in the past 50 years? WE FUCKING KNOW WE WANT THE STAR TREK FUTURE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART WHY NOT MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES?

File: FEikw3bXVHdMk.gif (2MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x150px

>>91296918
>Nerdburgers unite!
yeah we're done here

>>91296829
>literally all of her friends and everybody she likes in this are black and all her enemies are white

c'mon, dude...seriously?

>>91296537
Because you can't relate to characters because of their attributes or personalities, no, people don't do that, us white folk just like whoever else is white no matter how far removed they are from our own reality. That is how people relate to one another and to fictional characters, not through experiences or personal traits, thoughts, personal struggles, opinions, etc., no, you and all other minorities need a shoehorned-in shittily written token minority to associate with and that somehow fixes racism a lot more than the alternative.


God these people are fucking disconnected from humanity.

>>91296438
>>91296527
REEEEEE FUCK OFF

CAROL IS THE YAAS QUEEN, NOT THIS CUNT!

>>91296620
No she doesn't. Its fucking retarded, pointing that out isn't a feat, its reasonable. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING REASONABLE?

>>91296705
Silly bitch! NOBODY reads Moon Girl!

>>91296666

I hear you, Super Satan.

File: sickdrop.png (427KB, 504x519px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 504x519px

>>91296829

>>91296724
Yes, cause rules only exist to keep minorities down.

>>91296998
Why would she know a dead latina singer, though?

She didn't live in Latin America nor was exposed to its culture.

>>91296724
Yes, it totally makes sense that a school named after a Supreme Court Justice would host a lecture promoting anarchy.

>>91297012
America is better than old ass busted ass Carol

Even Peggy Carter aka THE BEST CHARACTER EVER thinks so

>>91296475
BTFO

>>91297030
Everyone on Tumblr pats each other on the back for pointing out the most basic truths and facts imaginable, what were you expecting?

It's unreal that this is published by Marvel.

Like, REALLY fucking unreal.

>>91297011
They're not all black, some are just varying shades of brown.

I feel so ashamed of being a Latino right now... Please someone cancell this already!

>>1/3rd of the issue is Peggy Carter is so great
>>1/3rd is Moon Girl is so great
>>1/3rd is attacking white people

What's next? An issue about how Storm is the greatest X-Men?

Maybe diversity is the real
problem.

And writing like this

>>91296829
>>91296854
WOW SO GOOD THE VILLAINS OF THE ISSUE ARE RICH WHITE KIDS.

>>91296792
>Do a project to make each other great.
>Let's perfect my time travel powers for me.
What a bitch. And what's this "ancestral knowledge" bullshit? Does this bitch have some kind of genetic memory power? Isn't that actually kind of limiting, as it means she'll limit herself to only knowing what her ancestors knew? That's not empowerment!

>>91296537
I am Sorry my fellow neighbor.

>>91296705
>>91296724
Lunella and Devil deserve better than this.

>>91296475
>Peggy Carter
>Leader of the French Resistance
fuck off

>>91297144
But ANON! This book shows how PROUD you should be in being Latino! Isn't this exactly what you asked for with representation?!

>>91297144
Cancel? The BEST COMIC EVER?! Anon you Locx

>>91297125
It is not.

They are walking this path for some time already.

>>91297178
Yeah! Take that clapback! Only white people can be racist!

>Becky Goodhair

Because she's a white girl and we like Beyonce

>>91296505

as a South American Spanish speaker I kind of want to shoot myself in the face

vivaporu must be Vick Vaporub btw

>>91297221
DUDE LEMONADE PARODY COVER

>>91297200
Peggy Carter is the patron saint of female heroes! TFA showed us how amazing she really is! BEST AND ONLY CAP GIRLFRIEND! YAAAS QUEEN!

>>91297144
But you're a beautiful queen and if you advocate the cancellation of this you're letting whitey win! Be proud of your culture!

Fuck my wife, please.

>>91297225
here's are good friends at the best site ever aka Buzzfeed to tell us all about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOdyWK-K1bk

Why is it that latinos are always brown in comics, are writers not aware that we come in white as well?

>>91296848
It's not just you. In the first issue the transition from "I'm a superhero" to "I'm a college person" happened in a half a page. I still don't remember exactly how she ended up in WWII. Transitions and any explanation for how much time is passing are non-existent.

>Drops random Spanish words her and there

Stop this shit

This whole story is so damn confusing. It seems to jump from plot point to plot point without any clear connection between them. It's like the story is written by a hyperactive child.

>>91297288
HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE'S LATINX?!

>>91296770
But X'Andria doesn't challenge America, they both believe and think the same things. It would be more challenging for her to be partners with the selfie guy.

>>91296505
Whats with the SJW fixation with making Betty an insult?

Also that Vivaporú line is beyond terrible. This book keeps outdoing itself.

>>91296770
>Pick the person who challenges you not your bff
Oh so she'll have to team up with the guy she just argued with?
>She teams up with her bff
Why

>>91297313
America doesn't want challenge, she wants yes men.

File: C8fhtprXcAAJVAA.jpg (65KB, 598x598px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 598x598px

>Be light as fuck
>insert yourself as a black woman

That's sad

>>91297337
God she's fucking hideous.

>>91297337
So, what book is she going to get post Secret Empire?

the fuck did I just read? It seemed like a bunch of plot point without something to connect them. And the art is atrocius.

>>91297337

If having a wall means less shitty Mexican writers in the market then i am fine with it.

>>91297173
It's amazing how rushed and disjointed this feels. Like, I know decompression can be an issue with comics, spreading out something that should be 2-3 issues into 6 to fill a trade, but this is Silver Age villain of the month level shlock. First month's villain is...Moving away from her girlfriend. Second month we have white cyborg privilege. Next month we've got psyho fan girls.

None of these people have time to set themselves up as a threat and they are defeated instantly with no struggle or tension. The cyborgs we're an issue for what, 10 panels total? Bets on how long it takes for alt-world brown lesbos to be defeated? 3 pages? 2 of which are prodigy back hacking their beams to figure out where they are, and then 1 page of America punching followed by 2 pages of everything is awesome reconciliation with girlfriend.

>>91296545
"they told me you'd be amazing."
As she Runs away after fucking up your plan
was that sarcasim?

>>91296998
This is getting baffling. I know that, where she comes from, there's no United States of America (so how did WWII go over there? There must've been a WWII since she's familiar with Hitler and Nazis.) But between Holy Menstruation and praying to Selena (who was from Texas, which I imagine is a part of Mexico in her world?) I'm guessing there's no Christianity in her world. Which would really fuck up the timeline. Also, I'd imagine most of the Latin-American (or whatever) culture would be REALLY different as a result. Much more native?

Just https://comicvine.gamespot.com/wil-moss/4040-56390/issues-cover/

>>91297399
Doubtful. Everyone keeps on going on and on about how great America is and how she is the future of superheroism but it's kinda unclear why. Thus far she hasn't really done anything of merit.

>>91297399
sarcasm died in 2009

>>91296483
Another anon yesterday said it was worse.

>>91297384
This isn't a writer at all. This is a rambling fangirl just incoherently shoving all her thoughts together at once with no narrative pacing.

Is this the most ridiculous Marvel book ever?

>>91297372
I think she is portorican, and they belong to the USA.

>>91296792
>makes a point about how she cares nothing for her ancestors

>>91296893
>Calls upon her mother's to give her strength

???????????

>>91297461
I was going to say Marville, but this actually feels close to Marville.

>>91297467
Don't try to waste the brain power, this book doesn't deserve it.

>>91296671
>I could you show
Marvel editors

Is this the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my life? I don't know really. It seems so. How is this even allowed to be published?

Why the hell aren't we working at Marvel? We could be making the most ridiculous shit get published! We could make a book about barefeet thick girls

>>91297401
>There must've been a WWII since she's familiar with Hitler and Nazis.
She literally travels all over the place, she's just spends a lot of time in 616 lately. Who knows how many Nazi worlds she's come across.

>>91297491
Is wil moss phoning in.

>everyone talks like they're straight out of the ghetto
>there's a cult of female revolutionaries guiding Chavez
>Carter goes from chewing her out to saying how amazing she is while babling criptic garbage
>she suddenly has time-travel powers because she wasn't broken enough as is
>villains are rich prep-school white kids who are really cyborgs
>they're defeated off-screen because lel
this is a fucking trainwreck
and I kind of feel that Moon Girl shouldn't be in all these other series
she's a kid's book comedy character and it feels weird that supposedly more serious characters are involved with her
she'd 10 year old Urkel with a shitty attitude but everyone lines up to praise her

File: pieceofshit.jpg (16KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 320x320px

Daily Reminder, that the Author looks like this. :`)

>>91296444
First page and already got cancer, at least that's consistent. Nice trips, btw

>gender neutral spanish
FUCK OFF, CHICANO!

>>91297443
That is exactly correct. This is 6 year old "and then" story telling!

"And then she goes to college"
"And then she meets prodigy"
"And then she goes back in time and punches Hitler"
"And then Peggy Carter is there"
"And then Moongirl is there"
"And then Cyborgs are beat up by dancing brown girls"

This is like Axecop, except terrible.

>>91297499
I've read gay fanfiction better than this.

>>91296569
>>91296601
>Just punched out a bunch of Nazis
>Out of fucking nowhere 'GOD I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND'

What the fuck is going on? This is such a weirdly abrupt shift in mood. The way it unfolds makes it seem like the Nazis reminded her of her gf for some reason?

>>91296654
>overpriveleged dingdongs

I am so happy, that Marvel is losing Money on this

>>91297586
Every time I see people go on long rants about how diversity is/isn't the problem, it really makes me question if these writers even understand storytelling.

>>91297586
>Axecop, a story written by a literal 6 year old makes more sense than a story written by an adult

God this is sad. Has this author written anything of note before joining Marvel?

>>91297592
You're right, cause gay fanfiction actually has buildup.

>>91296601
Holy fuck that exposition. Pretty sure these are the same writers that worked on Lethal weapon 6.

This is worst than My Immortal and Christian Humber Reloaded! At least I can actually enjoy Christian Humber Reloaded!

>>91296403
REEEEEEEE

>>91296505
thinking about buying this just because its so bad

>>91297530
Nah, Moon Girl deserves this shitfest.

>>91296424
No one wants you anyway

>>91296475
A Mexican taller than a German white woman?

>>91296671
>I could you show
MMM tasty

>>91297664
Some shops got extra copies for free from Marvel. My store gave me one for free. Why can't Marvel send him free copies of good comics?

>>91297372
She's Puerto Rican so even if the wall comes you're not safe from this comic.

>>91296545
>America, your jokes are great

This is the Trump of comics.

What the fuck did I just read? It was like a Tumblr fanfic combined with a stroke.

File: 1479735659255.png (180KB, 378x365px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 378x365px

>>91296829
>When the biggest seller of comics offers you a job and youre going to write a comic about a tranny-spic with lesbian parents, whos biggest enemy are rich, white kids and you fight them by dancing with a bunch of other trannies

>>91296475
Is this just an elaborate parody?

>>91296770
>"channel the ancestors" great
WE

>>91297794
WUZ

>>91297721
my comic shop did the same thing for America#1 but ended up closing down shop a week after

>people are reading this
Rather get raped by clowns again.

>>91296654
Worshiping Sonia Sotomayers rancid cunt. Heh. Keep it up.

File: kREEEEE.gif (438KB, 239x282px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 239x282px

>>91297095

>>91296671
Punching down and threatening people.

>>91297461
>>91297740
and this is why they'll NEVER be a state

>>91296671


Apparently white people in Riveria's universe don't live in trailers so....cool?

>>91297765
>comics
you misspelled "movies" there

>>91297633
Plus at least in gay fanfiction the progression is somewhat monitored. This is all over the fucking place. Sure, have an awful story full of awful unimaginative characters and awful villains but at the very least make it structurally digestible.

>>91297664
Marvel are smarter than we thought.

>>91296677
>>91296787
>>91296993
To be fair, there is some kind of non-white girl in the back of the group.

>>91296724
She's like Forge right? So she should teach people anything. Her power is being able to invent shit. Not understand fundamental engineering and science concepts.

Isn't this meant to be a college for superheroes? Does America's friends have powers? Do these highschool visitors have powers?

File: 1468739624646.jpg (229KB, 1430x1780px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1430x1780px

>>91296705
>talking shit about arbitrary systems
>doesn't recognize the system that considers her the smartest is also arbitrary

>>91296403
You guys will read any old shit with a pretty girl on it

File: SCHWARBAGE.jpg (43KB, 564x563px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 564x563px

>>91297057
The colouring in this book is garbage.

>>91296424
No one can blame you

>>91296748
Ohhohoho That fat fucking nigger is HILARIOUS.

>>91296545
WHAT JOKES?!

>>91296767
Okay, now I get it. Its a reference to Beyonce's black power bullshit. Gotya.

>>91297087
Fuck I didn't even think of that. How many layers of stupid is this book on?

>>91297270
Because if they make a light skinned Latino character, people start REEEEEEing that they're not _really_ 'latinx'. Only brown people can be latino.

Example: Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.

>>91297624
I think she wrote a book of porn before this.

File: 1445248567440.jpg (283KB, 728x1188px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 728x1188px

>>91297969
>literal JPEG artifacts

>>91297983
I geuss there just so smart they keep going over you're head

File: 1490489548233.png (89KB, 249x249px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 249x249px

>>91297491
This bothers me more than anything else in this comic by far

>>91296792
>>91296811
Okay, fuck this shit. The house Sonia built. Bitch was an affirmative action cunt who never earned a damn thing in her life. But hey bro, like check your privilege.

File: trumpwillwin-notext.jpg (85KB, 1800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1800x1000px

Silly /co/mblr. Don't you wish you voted for me now?

>>91296893
where's carol and monica?

>>91297942
No, her power is to switch minds with devil dinosaur, which is pretty fucking convenient.

>>91296569
>nazi basura
it should be basura nazi

>>91296829
Holy fucking shit, that page.

America's problem is she needs a dicking. Just fuck the bitch right out of her. That's why lesbians are so bitchy, they just need a dick.

>>91297949
The way she talks about her ancestors, I think he might be able to channel the genetic memory of her ancestor. Which, honestly speaking, is actually kind of a cool power. I only wish it was in a better book.

>>91297960
No one is here to read this for any reason other than to shot on it.

>>91296671
>Bad guys are white preps who play frisbee
>Good guys are a group of "diverse" tumblr stereotypes
>A honest to God typo
Fuck Marvel

>>91296854
Oh wow, white women can be evil too!

>>91297942
Her power is beeing a little nigglet in marvel comics 2k17. Her biggest enemy wont be Thanos, Ultron or the Juggernaut, it is the time who could run out before she cant be at KFC.

>>91296893
I want someone to take the piss and draw America Chavez being raped by Trump. C'mon, I know your out there anon.

>>91297949
It's where all of the other universes dump off their sjws in the hopes that they won't ever come back.

>>91297467
do you consider dead mom's ancestors

>>91296505
> A beyonce joke in the fucking forties.
I feel like a child for letting myself read this, I KNEW it would only be worse and still I fucking did it.

>>91297553
Tip, yellow like that is hard to read. Should have made Brown brown and changed the word in yellow.

>>91298048
No.

>>91296671
It's perry and walter, all grown up.

>>91298048
But I did, sir

>>91296893
>You coming, mi gente?
SI, senoritx! Mi and mi ami/co/s!

>>91297957
>>91298081
Thanks. Bitch is like eight. She shouldn't be the smartest anything. Tony Stark has studied robotics for thirty fucking years. Oh and REED FUCKING RICHARDS.

>>91298164
Why don't you just go request it in an /aco/ drawthread? You're bound to have better luck getting it drawn there than to hope that some drawfag will stumble onto your post draw it.

This book is written like a 14 years old fan fic, like you have the obvious author self insert with the fat black chick from the lalamultipass, the story jumping from plot point to plot point "and then she punches Hitler and then she fight robots and then her girlfriend is captured and then etc...", the "rules are so stupid" lecture from Moon Girl, the writting trying to sound cool...

File: 692.jpg (104KB, 588x393px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 588x393px

>>91297080
How is she a Latina at all? As a Chilean this all confuses me on why her identity is expressed as it is.

She is from the utopian parallel, lived in it until she was 7, didn't come to our earth until she was 11, and yet for some reason she speaks Mexican Spanish and associates herself with a paper thin idea of what it is to be Hispanic.

Is general zod white? No he is Kryptonian and a reflection of that culture.

But yet Chavez is mysteriously hispanic, knows all about earth history, who Hitler is, who Selena is, knows who Sotomayor is important and that she would vehemently defend her.

Also she can travel through portal dimensions instantly, why did she have to break up with her GF when she is just a punch away? And why is she going to this "college" that is really just a superhero train camp in the first place? First issue said she was leaving the ultimates because she was tried of superhero work (lists all the teams she has been on) but now she goes to a simulation of being a hero on a campus setting as a way to unwind?

>>91298243
PLEASE WE ALREADY EDUCATED YOUR DUMBASS ABOUT AMIGX!

How are you supposed to enjoy this amazeballs comic if you can't even hablx spanish correctly?

>>91297998
Fuck off racist.

>>91296792
She is wearing half a fucking hoodie over overalls.

>>91296854
>PuertoRican listens to Salina
>meanwhile no one knows who the fuck Marc Anthony is
It's like as if Marvel wants to make Puertoricans mad

>>91298048
WHERE IS THE WALL DONALD?

>>91298303
CHILEAN OUT MI GENTE IT'S GOOD REPRESENTATION

>>91297288
It could be worse. I've seen stuff where the speech pattern is "say it in spanish, then again in english" which makes no sense at all.

>>91296475
>both Adolf Hitler and Peggy Carter in the middle of the battlefield for no reason

If I had read this completly blind I would have been sure that this comic was some kind of self-aware parody.

Like pointing out how her punching shit doesn't solve anything here >>91296475, the fact that she immediatly goes against what was suggested about picking partners here >>91296770 and the fight here >>91296829 reads like something straight out of a parody from a better writer.

>>91296705
>>91296724
#woke AF, thanks anon

>Spanish language has deliberate masculine and feminine words and word endings
>have to use "x" at the end to not offend the tranny weirdos

Amigx, really?

>>91296893
>Can punch portals to go to different locations
>Flies through the window to break it.

This could have been avoided.

>>91298353
The whole thing almost feels like a /pol/ shitpost, especially lines like 'holy menstruation!'

>>91297656
I don't think Mac and Dennis could make a comic this PC

>>91298303
Maybe that's the joke. Since they retconned her to be Billy's headmate, maybe she's what billy thinks hispanic is.

Not that they would ever be that clever.

>>91298368
How would you even pronounce 'amigx'?

>>91298048
Alredy did
Tumblr needs to go
Make /co/ great for once

>>91296893
The straight-out-of-a-facebook-feed inspirational quotes, fucking icing on the shit cake. The writing really is too perfect in its mix of incoherency and juxtaposition of its supposed values against actual problems, it really feels like satire in places

>>91298093
Seriously. This is written by a Spanish speaker, and gets Spanish noun-adjective ordering incorrect.

I hope this ends with "And then she was killed on her way to her home planet."

>>91298303
She's latina because before Gillen got his hands on her and made her the lesbian princess of the dyke dimension, she was just a bitchy latin flying brick from earth 616.

>>91296724

I love how this is unintentionally getting in Ayn rand territory

""society and their rules are keeping me from reaching my true potential!"

File: mfw evans'd.gif (3MB, 480x369px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x369px

Love seeing all the racists freak out over this comic

>>91298428
Amiga

Because fuck men, am I right chicxs?

>>91298327
How is she Puerto Rican, she is from the utopian parallel.

How does she even speak Spanish or know about Latino culture!?

>>91298373
Just like the break-up with her girlfriend.

>>91297087
>preaching one of the most normie platitudes in the history of civilization (I.E. rules aren't meant to help you) a sentiment that most people naturally have when they are in middle school
>anarchy

>>91298415
I mean let me expound on this idea like it's what they meant:

All these Spanish references are surface level. Easy stuff anyone who's listened to one spanish comedian would get. Trash. Vapor rub. Selena. hitting someone with a flip-flip. I bet there will be a reference to fabuloso and bondiga in the future. Probably Pitbull too. A dance scene with the Macarena.

File: loving.png (164KB, 484x231px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 484x231px

>>91296705

>>91297805
MARAKAS

>>91298553
AND

>>91296403
I UNIRONICALLY LIKE MAC AND THIS ONGOING IS DOG SHIT WHO IS THIS CHARACTER IT'S NOT MISS AMERICA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91298476
This

>>91298535
Tampico! Frijoles! Mean abuelas! Horchatas!

>>91298048
Absolutely not

>>91298656
Goya, amirite?

>>91296918
>I loved issue #1 so much that I'm going to frame it! Every page made me squeal louder and louder with fan-girl glee!
Your average Tumblr user right here, folks.

>>91298074
Making out off-panel, probably.

File: laughter stops.jpg (27KB, 313x254px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 313x254px

>>91298656
>mfw endless El Chavo references
>mfw the ending is America going full Avatar State, but channeling the spirits of El Che, Allende, Chavez, Fidel, etc.

>>91298303
she spent a lot of time in the reality where hispanics used the civil war to conquer all of north america and then the world, living with conterparts of her parents

>>91298353
The part with her punching Hitler and ultimately making things worse and being too much of an arrogant quippy bitch who thinks she knows better than whitey to admit it and instead starts throwing out vaguely anti-white insults while making Beyonce references instead of just being level headed and using some common sense and logic like most heroes would makes it seem like it's some meta shit. It is just too tumblr-ish for me to think otherwise.

>>91298803
Is this true? I've never heard anything on the like

This might be the worst thing I've ever read in my life.

File: IMG_2668.png (566KB, 600x865px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 600x865px

>>91296444
>Amgix

>>91298813
It'll depend on how the next couple of issues go and whether she learns anything. She'll either be like Korra or like Aang in that regard.

File: IMG_0968.jpg (33KB, 300x231px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 300x231px

>>91296444
>Amigx
I wonder what things would be like if the English language had masculine and feminine nouns?

>>91298705
Con mazola no estas solx.

>>91298243
I just hate what you said there anon...

>>91298891
Why would she learn anything? America is a perfect little snowflake, what even is there for her to learn?

>>91296444
This is s bad start...

File: giphy.gif (2MB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x225px

>>91296403
oh god this is going to be great

File: IMG_2688.jpg (378KB, 1211x1490px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 1211x1490px

I mean some articles like huffpo and other places are starting to embrace the x... I mean jeez look at this article title.

>>91297998
You're talking out of your ass.

Ah, so people are going to bomb the user ratings just to be douchebags. I can play that game too. KEK http://comicbookroundup.com/comic-books/reviews/marvel-comics/america/2#UserReviews

>>91299105
If you know the gender of the person is using a "neutral" word rude? Isn't that like saying "I can't tell."

>>91298476
Dude, I'm from Spain and this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever read.

File: 1490541422014-vg.jpg (33KB, 702x479px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 702x479px

>>91296444
>It's a "Chicano scum tries to get SJW points" episode.

Jesus fuck, can someone purge that shit off this dimension? After all, not even us mexicans can handle all their faggotry.

>>91296483
Random, incoherent narrative and pacing.

>Art style reminicient of commie propaganda posters

>Inexplicable mangling of gendering in the spanish language

>Gigantic chonga stereotype
Acutally, DOUBLE chonga stereotype. Can't forget that female flava flav with the nosering.

>Bizzare relationship mood swings like a combination of PMS and Meth

Bonus square:
>Give Her A little of THis Brown Fist

>Dance fighting between the hypebeast salt and peppa sorority and the joker cyborg preppies.


>>91296818
This shit is so crazy, that I have to wonder if some of it could be self aware parody.

>>91296848
I think it's a mistake to try to see the story as a narrative, as a series of coherent events, much less cohesive. The author is clearly going for style and tone over logical sequencing.

>>91296865
Prodigy was bi, because of his superpower of getting into people's heads. But since he lost it, he might not be bi anymore.

so why the fuck are they using the "X" to make it gender neutral?
we know she is female

also using an "X" in spanish words is fucking stupid since it completely ruins how they sound

>>91298988
Yeah, that's my problem with this. It's being built almost well for an arc of her not being such a cunt, but to do that there'd need to be SOME criticism of her. Maybe Peggy giving her some shit was an indication of that, but otherwise the worst she's gotten is the black gay friend scolding her for not being PC enough. If the first page of the first issue had at least one person saying "yeah, she's kind of a bitch" I'd think that's where they're going.

>>91299183
>Prodigy was bi, because of his superpower of getting into people's heads. But since he lost it, he might not be bi anymore.

Gillen needs to stop making everything LGBT.

I mean granted it's probably the only way to get characters pulled out of limbo but it's so fucking transparent when you make 4/5th of your cast queer.

>>91299176
Never said the story was good. But you'd be a fool to deny that racists are triggered, read through the thread, clear difference between the ones just shitting on the comic, and the racists who are

>>91296843
If there is justice in the universe, Marvel will be forced by tumbletwitterinas to continue and keep wasting money while providing monthly kek material.

>>91296444

better than

>amig@

>>91299281
>If I keep calling people racist maybe they'll get mad and I can earn internet points.

Kawaii.

>>91296735
Dem teefs, shawty.

>>91299105
what the fuck does latinx mean?

>>91299281
Well, this 4chan, I don't know what you expected... (I need the simpsons gif where a russian push the button and the /co/ banner changes to /pol/)

But yes, you are not wrong either, but fuck this comic is terrible -.-

File: 1470423127744.png (45KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x600px

>post yfw while reading this drivel

>>91298476

Did you not even check out some of the posts in this thread? Even other latinos think that this is total and complete garbage.

If there's one thing this comic has accomplished, it's uniting people from all over in the world to take a huge dump on this book.

>>91299354
>what the fuck does latinx mean?

Latino is the masculine form
Latina is the feminine form
and THOSE ARE BOTH SO CISGENDER OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN I AM SO TRIGGERED BRB KILLING MYSELF

hence "Latinx" for the neuter form

File: 1491315910382.jpg (299KB, 1662x471px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1662x471px

>>91299375

>>91296829
That first panel reminds me of the Kennedy Tiny Toons dancing

>>91299281
How? The only racism in this thread is the comic how is offensive as fuck

File: disgust.jpg (35KB, 301x292px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 301x292px

>>91299375

>>91298007
>>91297270
Case in point: Shipwreck on Gi Joe.

>>91297324
They want something bigoted and female, like the use of "cleetus".

>>91297624
She wrote a novel, highly acclaimed by critics.

>>91298048
>When marvel sends it's women, they're not sending their best. They're not sending Sif or Storm. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing chongas. They're bringing unsolicited bitching about Israel. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

>>91296638
>>91296537
There was a Guatalaharan at my LCS, who said
>Fuck this shit. It's got nothing to do with me. I'm a gabacho now. Call me Steve Williams from now on.

>>91299354
It's a pokemon.

File: 628572494814519314.jpg (223KB, 687x1024px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 687x1024px

>>91299375

>>91299428
>highly acclaimed by modern literature "'""""""""""""""critics"'""""""""""""""
So, it's shit?

File: go SKREEONK your self.jpg (188KB, 509x703px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 509x703px

>>91299375

>>91299391
You know what already exists and it neutral? Latin. Hispanic.

File: 1480072166516.jpg (13KB, 174x167px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 174x167px

>>91299375

>>91296671
Is that a self insert at the bottom?

File: 2.jpg (121KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 800x800px

>>91296403
I storytimed some MAC last night and fell into a coma at the end. Any of y'all masochists want me to dump the last issue or two of Young Avengers here for added effect?
Said thread: >>91276459
MUCH love to Preacher Anon btw, he finished the thread off in my place.

>>91299495
We use paranthesis instead of irony quotes now. (Critics), or (((critics))) if you want to be really ironic.

File: 010100110.jpg (306KB, 950x1519px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 950x1519px

>>91299375

File: hating aliens.png (274KB, 409x521px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 409x521px

>>91299375
In fact I'd ask a drawfag to do a version of this with America, but that would give the SJWs a leverage on "those sexist racist comic fans"

>>91299550
I thought that shit is just for Jews.
Sorry, I can't keep up with /pol/ memes.

>>91296438
SLAAAAAAAYYYY

>>91299540
>MUCH love to Preacher Anon btw,
No Problem anon.

File: tumblr_onvf889X0b1s9opypo2_1280.jpg (126KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 720x960px

>tfw America Chavez will never step on you and call you Becky
Why live?

File: halal.jpg (127KB, 531x471px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 531x471px

>>91299375
I'm having fun.
It's like a Tommy Wiseau film.

File: 1489343437552-co.jpg (54KB, 540x472px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 540x472px

>>91299375

>>91299378
Lol at racists who can't even admit they're racist when they're anonymous
>Yeah, the people screaming nigger, and claiming "the little bitch should just go to KFC" aren't racist!! really!

>>91296444
How do you pronounce"amigx"? Ah-mee-giks?

>>91299641
I thought it would be fun too but it was just so awful, I couldnt stop cringing at the writing and art

File: 1489360592943.jpg (61KB, 295x408px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 295x408px

>>91299375

>>91299311
Yeah, no way these posts are racist right?

>>91297998
>>91297979
>>91298160

File: imfine.jpg (129KB, 955x682px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 955x682px

>>91296654
>mfw when reading all this cringey Spanglish.

File: 1491000857249.png (907KB, 826x1060px) Image search: [Google]

907KB, 826x1060px

>>91299375

Well...this probably the worst thing I'm going to read all year.

>>91299666
Once again, Satan drops hot sulfuric truth on 4chan.

>>91296403
>Giving attention to a shit book that you know is going to get you triggered

I will never understand why you people are such fucking masochist

File: 1491255408043.jpg (51KB, 300x495px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 300x495px

>>91299281
Where they at though

>>91296418
This was painful to read and I fear it is just an appetizer of that which has yet to be read

>>91297384
They're not going to be 'defeated' heck she's not even going to hit one of her 'sisters' shes going to get there, convince them of their wicked ways keep the chick with the hair around as her self insert BFF and get her girlfriend back

>>91299771
you would think so but #3 is just around the corner

I like how Marvel pretends that they have the first Hispanic lesbian, when DC has one for at least a decade longer while making her likable and flawed.

>>91299771
There's always the next issue

>>91299581
I fail to see how that wouldn't apply in this situation anyway.

>Gabby Rivera, (((critically))) acclaimed novelist and comic writer.

File: almost enjoying my anger.jpg (51KB, 245x204px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 245x204px

>>91299797

Welcome to /co/

File: 1448141638822.png (56KB, 134x180px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 134x180px

>>91299803
>Where they at?


>>91297998
>>91297979
>>91298160

>>91299816
I miss The Question everyday of my life.

File: 2017-04-05 12.51.34.png (2MB, 1878x1011px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1878x1011px

Did she rip off Superboy?

File: 1447510586815.jpg (25KB, 500x379px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x379px

>>91299375
I think I'm dead inside right now.

File: cured cmmunist gif.gif (2MB, 400x299px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x299px

>>91299375

File: 1468385098925.jpg (70KB, 270x406px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 270x406px

>>91299803
>Where they at though

File: 1489305982327.gif (899KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

899KB, 600x600px

I'll never understand white people on 4chan. You'll be openly racist, use a ton of racial slurs because anonymous, but the moment someone actually calls you racist, even when you're anonymous, you freak out, deny it, and get defensive

Where's the logic? You people are weird

>>91299907
she's like all the best DC herxs in one!

>>91299863
I only ever saw this used in a
>Albert (((Einstein)))
kind of way

>>91299816
That and the fact they don't use it as an advertising gimmick as well!

Plus I like her stint as the new question, decent read and while not perfect it makes sense and her relationships and sexual orientation isn't the main focus.

File: 1491411034661.jpg (587KB, 861x1095px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 861x1095px

>>91296505
4u, /co/

4u

File: screen-shot-2016-01-29-at-2-43-56-pm[1].png (319KB, 662x429px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 662x429px

>>91299495
Credit where credit is due, there's a LOT of lit garbage out there trying to be homosexual gangsta shit, and it's not the worst of it by any means.

But it's astoundingly enough, less coherent than this comic.

>>91299797
We really should give more airtime to actually good books, but the content here is made up of what people are willing to post and respond to. And be fair. It's not often you see an instant, unanimous storytime of pain winner. Hell, if this keeps up, it might even earn a place with the Big 3..

How many layers of woke are y'all on?

File: comblr 1.0.gif (745KB, 375x304px) Image search: [Google]

745KB, 375x304px

>>91299884
>>91299281
>being this sensible
>disliking pop culture references makes me a racist

Seig Hel then

>>91299942
Thanks faggot for proving you're normie as fuck.

Lurk more.

>>91299693
The first one is an uncouth reference to an actual thing Beyonce does and the second two are bait.

Two comments that have meen racist words in a thread of hundreds of posts are enough to get your panties in a twist I guess. That's like throwing the whole carton of eggs out because one was cracked.

Or, you too are bait. More than likely. Post batgirl /co/ is a shitshow.

>>91299942
You're making a prejudiced assumption that the people using that language are white. Lurk more, and maybe it will make more sense.

>>91299986
>Can't stop here. It's bat country.

>>91299986
Like 5 or 6 my dude

>>91296705
Reed, egomaniac
Pym, sociopath
McCoy, god-complex
Doom, self-obsessed psycho
Stark, narcassist

Every genious has some sort of character flaw that is caused because of their intellect and sense of superiority.

But moongirl is just "woke"

File: fuck.png (70KB, 540x311px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 540x311px

>>91299942
I don't have any bait images to reply with.

>>91299907
Superboy didn't invent throwing a leather on top of a spandex suit, everyone in the 90's did that, but yeah she totally stole Superboy's look.

File: (You).png (137KB, 729x363px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 729x363px

>>91299942
>>>/tumblr/

>>91300038
>Forge, obsessive for a women
>Amadeus, inferiority complex
>Dr Nemesis, madman

>>91296475
>excuse you rude
Like she's not the one who randomly barged into a military operation and just fucked what might have been months of work and just leaves because fuck you she a bad bitch or some shit

>>91300038
>Pym, sociopath
What. No.
If you want to see a real sociopath in comics see Mockingbird. She's a scientist too. :^)

File: robbie.jpg (152KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1200x630px

>ANGR does a better jobs of showing off chicano life/culture.
>what little spanglish the used felt more natural
>Robbie was felt like a fully fleshed out character compared to America
>marvel canceled because they shoehorned Chulk and x-23, and were confused why that shit didn't sell.
>meanwhile America is getting nothing but praise despite being absolute dogshit.

I will never stop being mad.

File: IMG_2689.jpg (70KB, 464x317px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 464x317px

>>91299797
It fuels /co/