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PRAISE KALLURA
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Mouse-washing
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gotta love the mice
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Are you glad this is a Netflix series? Do you feel like it benefits being so? Would you have watched it if it was on Nickelodeon, CN, Disney XD or something?

I mean, I'd be watching it by pirating it anyways.
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Anyone got that one mockup of Lotor from the April fools video (without the cowface, more looking like a purple Legolas)
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>>91296777
If it were on any of these channels it'd have been cancelled already, so yes I'm glad.
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>>91296345
CLINK CLINK
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>>91296637
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>>91296823
There are a few.
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This entire fandom is in chaos right now. People are harassing the showrunners for "killing" Shallura.
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>>91296972
They staff deserve an all-expenses paid vacation to Hawaii.
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>>91296861
It's platonic mice-washing, anon!
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>>91297043
Oh yes. This pleases me.
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>>91297145
That's fine. It's just too bad I have seen Shallura shippers call it proof of "domestic bliss" and "space parents". The actual scene was going to have Shiro acting like a father-figure and getting annoyed with Allura.
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>>91296915
>>91296976
The Resistance finds out that Lotor is in love with Allura. Do they try to have her take advantage of that to negotiate with him or do they straight up take her hostage to try and make the Prince do what they want?
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>>91296777
Probably. It doesn't have to appeal to the right demographic, everyone's dollars are as good as any.
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>>91296915
>>91296976
Thanks ( I forgot to say so)
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>>91296972
people like who?
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>>91297450
You're welcome
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>>91296777
i'm overjoyed it's on netflix, online streaming in general has destroyed my patience with outdated cable bullshit and the way they handle their programming. the insane ATLA hiatuses are still pretty fresh in my mind

the only "downside" is that the lack of content drip doesn't give us the fun of current watchers getting to discuss episodes as they air, but whatever

>>91296824
this too
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>>91297890
This leads into really my only problem with the show; it's paced as though it were airing weekly.
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>>91297701
Wow, so glad to finally see some Merla!
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Gonna commission so much fuckin porn of Lotor fucking Shiro
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>>91296823
I want to see a cowface!
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>>91298194
Here you go
https://twitter.com/Voltron/status/848346794581012480
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>>91298246
So, it's going to be his official hairdo and bodytype? Farewell my dream about fat and bald stereotype-breaking Lotor!
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>>91298012
yeah I feel you. Trollhunters for example felt much better paced for the format, hopefully the Voltron crew will get into the swing of it by the later seasons.
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>>91298012
I wonder how many people would prefer to have the content arrive in a regular, non-bullshit fashion in contrast with the binge watchers. Nor me, nor my wife, nor my kids (because I wouldn't let them, once they get old enough), have 6 hours to sit down to watch these things back to back, and coming here to find people discussing all the episode of whatever netflix series is sort of obnoxious. I know for fucking sure no I know has the time to do that kind of bullshit, so I've always found it weird netflix caters to those kind of watchers so much.
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>>91298676
This wouldn't have been made possible without you elder, thank you
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Creator of the Shallura Hall of Anal Devastation here! I added commentary to the images in the album and deleted some duplicates. I think we're pretty much finished here although there's always the chance I'll add another entry if I think it's ridiculous enough. Thanks to all the anons who helped contribute with screencaps! I used MSP anon's lovely headstone art as the album cover so a big thanks to them as well!

>http://imgur.com/a/wB9ki
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>>91298552
"binge-watching" and "watch however much whenever you want" occupy the exact same space; they don't have to cater to one over the other

TV recording services have been killing the scheduled viewing mindset for a long, long time now
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>>91298724
This album is a fucking masterpiece.
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>>91298724
Wait for the Shallurashits to find this and get mad.
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>>91298724
>should not be interacting romantically
Fuck that, as long as he doesn't nut and bolts it's perfectly fine, unless they think age of consent laws are merely there for shit's and giggles.
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>>91298724
>Allura is a... [avril lavigne voice] mother fucking princess.
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teenagers are still underage

Teenagers are still kids

she is still underage

Unless she’s 18 or older (or 16 or older in other countries I think)

an adult being attracted to someone underage is still pedophilia

ACTING ON ATTRACTION TO ANYONE UNDER THE LEGAL AGE LIMIT IS PEDOPHILIA

There’s nothing wrong with allura being a teenager just for gods sakes don’t ship her with an adult

Don’t ship kids with adults unless they’re of a legal age ffs
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>>91298552
I, too, judge people by how they decide to consume their media. Mind you, I can't even watch most of these streaming kind of services because they suck in this country, but I know a lot of people that like to relax by binging series after they finish. I won't plan my evenings around an airing show.
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>>91298890
Regardless of what its called

if a person over the legal age limit of consent is acting on affections for someone under the legal age limit of consent, it is illegal.

If Allura is a teenager, who cares unless you’re having her fuck Shiro (or god forbid, Coran) in which case chill.
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>>91298890
Shipping isn't activism nice b8
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>>91298908
Oh, no, fuck scheduling your afternoon around shows, that's what DV-Rs and Streaming are supposed to fix, what I am saying I wouldn't mind, say, Bojack being released once every thursday and I get to watch it whenever I want, rather than having to wait for repeats or just missing it completely. No one is suggesting we should go back to having to sit down at a specific time to watch, but rather just have it release regularly.
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>>91298192
Hey anon sharing is caring you know
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>>91298890
This is what fauxmoralfags actually believe.
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>>91298890
It's a good thing Shiro never was attracted to Allura then. Anyone who is not blind could saw it.
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>>91298552
Hey you fucking retard and all other retards whining about binge watchers, you don't have to go into discussion places immediately. You can catch up then go here. It's your own dipshit fault for stumbling in when an entire show is out at once and then whining about all the terrible nolifers spoiling it.
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>>91298960
So like Crunchyroll for western cartoons? I could get behind that. It'd surely make for better discussion if we could keep guessing on an episode-to-episode level instead of "what do you wish for S3?".
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>>91298960
>what I am saying I wouldn't mind, say, Bojack being released once every thursday and I get to watch it whenever I want, rather than having to wait for repeats or just missing it completely. No one is suggesting we should go back to having to sit down at a specific time to watch, but rather just have it release regularly.
nothing about the season release format is stopping you from watching it that way on your own, my man. it's the best of both worlds for viewers like you and binge-watchers

smaller batches of episodes released more frequently might be a nice compromise, but iirc netflix leaves that stuff completely up to the showrunners themselves
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>>91299021
Certainly. I just got to get better at describing "those dancer slut outfits with the gold and the silk, y'know"
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>>91296345
Delete this racist shit you shitlord
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>>91299308
>the main reason I'm against Kallura is that I do not realize that I am, in fact, not Allura
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>>91299161
I don't know about you, but watching a show is both personal enjoyment AND discussions from what is being watched. Ever since I came to this website 10 years ago, that was the one thing that kept me coming, being able to discuss shit and interact with more people than just my normal circle of friends (because they are all plebs who don't watch anime). I certainly got far more enjoyment from watching Lost by talking about each episode with friends and family than I did by watching some amazing movie once, which is lost to these shows dumped in 5+hours chunks.

That has little to do with my ability to catch up or not, but rather how the discussion around it evolves.

>>91299165
Pretty much. In fact, for the longest time I've wanted an easy way to see what other shows and cartoons other countries are making in the west, but it's balls hard to just know about them, specially if they are made in a language other than English.

>>91299238
As I mentioned, it's all about the social interactions around the shows that evolve from a given release format. If it were a matter of just the release schedule, I wouldn't really care much, but I like talking to people about the things I watch because talking to people of the things I watch makes the act of watching and noticing things more rewarding.

And yeah, I suppose that would be a fine compromise.
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>Klancers and Shitullrans are attacking and bringing down cute innocent ships like pic related
Literally nothing wrong with it especially since it makes the fans of the show happy about their two favorite characters.

But you can only have a good experience in this fandom if you ship Klance/Shallura. I'm glad Shallura got shot down by its own crazy ass shippers playing "-coded" Now the ones who still ship it have to deal with the Klancers sending them anon hate and death threats, much like how they've treated any shipper that loved pairings involving Shiro that wasn't Shallura.
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>>91298012
Watch it weekly.

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>>91296345
Gonna need the artists of these, Google didn't help
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>>91298890
Reminder that Shiro had a badboy phase and railed just about any mildly attractive star-struck flyfag that approached him for an autograph, including shotaLance, who's face he immediately forgot
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>>91299308
Is this post implies that Keith personally killed little Altean kids in gas chambers?
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>>91299420
Best girl
http://autumn-sacura.tumblr.com/
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>>91299418
That's adorable
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>>91299418
>taking shipping wars seriously
Why would you guys do this? You're all on a huge victim complex with this shit.
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>>91299429
shota is a 9-12 year old boy. its Japanese for younglings, you know that right?
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I wish this team and studio.revived He-Man and Thundercats again.
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>>91298890
Is Tumblr invading?
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>>91299516
Of course I do, anon. Where do you think you are?
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Can we ban voltron generals?
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>>91299544
The word "general" isn't in the title so it's not a general. Like the constant Gravity Falls and Star Vs threads.
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>>91299538
You guys are tumblr.
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>>91299503
Just finished going through the Shallura album and laid down my thoughts.
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>>91298890
>there are people who think 18 year olds are adults
pffft hahaha
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>>91299259
If you're referring to this, people just call them gerdo outfits since it was in Zelda. Also you can provide reference pics.
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>>91299579
God can you imagine actually being this invested in wheter or not a shop is canon?
>you don't need to, you're already there.
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>>91299541
touch'e anon
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>>91299622
What gave you the idea that I care about which ship becomes canon? It's a cartoon but some people can't get over themselves that the fandom that they're apart of won't like what they like.
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Will they write a petition to throw Shiro into spacejail for pedophilia?
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>>91299938
>You will never smell Pidge's 'stress' in the morning
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>>91296345
No
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>>91298724
Can someone tell me what "romantic" scenes these loonies think Shiro and Allura have supposedly had?
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>>91299938
Poor Shiro.

I wonder what they think of pic related scene now too.
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>>91300430
Well, he gave her a gun when they were on Galra ship. It probably was a phallic symbol or something. That's all I can remember.
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>>91300430
He touched her hand for 1 second and told her to rest. That's the scene I saw referenced in the gallery.
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>>91300430
In S1 when Allura sacrificed herself for Shiro, S1's bulmera arc Shiro's the only one to call Allura, Allura.
S1 when Allura was exhausted from steering the castle away from a star and fell but Shiro caught her.

In S2 When Shiro grabbed her hand, S2 when Shiro screamed for Allura after everyone thought she was dead.
These are the scenes they keep bringing up
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>>91300502
obviously sexually assaulting her with his tits
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> Let's ignore that these people are all child soldiers because it's an offshoot of anime where everyone is always at least 5 years too young.

> No, it's the age gap for romances that's totally unacceptable.
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>>91300686
>it's the age gap for romances that don't even exist in canon
ftfy

How the hell can one fandom implode this hard over their own headcanons?
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>>91300686
There is no niche of the fanbase that idolizes the child soldier aspect. And it's not even that the age gap is offensive or distasteful, it's that the niche of the fanbase who fixate on certain character relationships is full of retards who are fun to mess with and watch collapse on themselves.
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>>91300728
"Coded" is their new word for headcanon right? Like Allura was "adult coded" and Keith is "gay coded"
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>>91300749
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>>91300686
Also they were taken from their homes and families to fight a war they have no stake in.
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>>91300749
It means both Keith and Allura are robots/AI, and Allura was coded by some adult scientist, while Keith was coded by Alan Turing.
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>>91301071
but ... muh destiny!
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>>91301071
Well their stake is the protection of Earth and their loved ones. They say that Earth's eventual capture is inevitable.
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>>91300749
>new
its been around for decades. since at least the beginnings of queer theory in the early 90's
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>>91301285
Yeah but it hasn't always been used as "muh headcanons are real"
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Give me more of cute Allura!
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>>91301476
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>>91301285
and like everything originally to do with minorities or the disabled, tumblr has decided to appropriate it for their own personal petty bullshit
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>>91301502
this is so cute, holy shit. allura doing stupid shit like this while no one's watching. maybe if we had more moments like this in the show, they wouldn't be so hung up on "adult-coded allura".
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buh buh but my
>adult coding
>gay coding
>klance/shallura coding
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>>91301602
in s1 I never expected for Keith to have that much of a tender side to him. it's the same with Allura, i feel as if like she's going to surprise us in the later seasons.
unfortunately, we're only 2 seasons in with a long waiting period. people are going to project hcs onto a blank slate character until they get btfo
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>>91301758
>>adult coding
My mind is blown at this term.
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>all this tumblr drama and no Galraposting

Let's fix that.
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>>91300430
Apparently he has "gazed" at her, and since he treats her with respect he wants to fuck.
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>>91301806
I have Lotor!
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>expresses attraction only to women
>constantly
>hates keith's guts and barely want to be anywhere near him
>has a male friend he's close to

"KLANCE HAS SO MUCH SUBTEXT, STOP QUEERBAITING"
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>>91301758
>>adult coding
What the fuck is adult coding?
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>>91296777
I'm accepting more than anything of it.
If you take this thread >>91285114 as legitimate, CN or Nick would've exiled to single airings, with the later giving the least effort into promoting it to any degree.

For as much Netflix pisses me off for multiple reasons, they are at least willing to give shows a chance that the other networks would deathslot and leave to rot if they were picked up at all.
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>>91301864
They're stuck on season 1's "We do make a great team" scene. They say the colors in it was romantic
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>>91301602
I don't get how Allura or Shiro are supposedly "adult coded" from the show, either. Slightly more mature than their fellow teenagers due to extreme experiences forced on them early? They both fuck around with the other paladins, throw food around, get in snowball fights, make stupid laser noises etc
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>>91301808
thats not how you get laid tho
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>klance fans prove to be fucking awful after s1 to the staff and fans alike
>all klance content apart from an emperor's new groove gag is cut out
>shalluras start to behave the exact same way

It's almost like they WANT more Sheith/Kallura content and their ship to get barely anything.
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>>91297890
I dunno. The "binge watcher" mentality is a fucking cancer for any kind of series nowadays.
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>>91299259
"Harem outfit" usually works to get the point across
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>>91302048
t. television executive
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>>91302029
Oh don't be such a princess, Allurafag.
You might not even be an Allurafag but I always wanted to type that
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>>91301949
*I meant the former with CN putting the least effort in promoting it, though to be fair Nick doesn't really have a good track record with "story driven" series either with the exception A:TLA and to a lesser extent TMNT
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>>91302048
It's the same evolution literature experienced. What we currently think of as novels were published in journals chapter by chapter. Now I'm pretty sure this format is dead. Books published now are thick novels with lots of storylines coming together.

TV series will undergo the same thing. But nobody demands you to sit through the entire season in one go, the same way nobody expects you to sit through the entire novel.
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>>91302115
Were you holding onto that one for a long time, anon? I'd definitely scissor her tho
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>>91301934
It's when a character is implied/intended to be an adult without canon clarification. Now they're acting like the writers played them, as though the "adult coding" wasn't just all in their heads.
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>>91302083
Don't get it twisted friendo, the scheduling is shit and almost makes want to skip TV altogether.

But marathoning a series isn't really something we should encourage. But at the same time, can't really be helped.

Unless they were to release episodes in a timely manner and not whole seasons all at once
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>>91302193
Death of the author yall
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>>91301808
Shiro has shared more of these tender moments with Keith than he has with Allura. What point are they trying to make?
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Have there been any fan designs for Romelle? There were a ton for Lotor before he was revealed.
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>>91302165
Frankly I always thought of books as akin to movies.

If were to compare tv series to anything it would be comics.

All generally speaking of course.
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>>91302220
Those were just """""brotherly"""" moments because they can't self insert as Keith.
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>>91302281
Books are often segmented in chapters, and movies are not. But it's not really that important. I can stop watching a movie too and come back later, even if it isn't structured to do this.

Movies are also shorter. You probably won't manage to finish a novel in 3 hours.
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>>91302220
The point they're trying to make is "Keith would much rather fuck Shiro and Allura and that that makes us very insecure so we're going to aggressively pretend they are both adults who are romantically involved and thus inaccessible to Keith. Thus he *has* to fuck our waifu/insecure self insert Lance. We don't even consider Hunk a threat because he's fat and brown. Pidge is one, so we have decided she's 13 or something."
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>>91301841
I have these two qts.
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>>91302316
Movies are segmented into scenes. And it's more of the fact it's a single product with a beginning middle and end all already packaged in a form.

The only thing that separates books from movies is length, like you said which isn't always universal.
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>>91297283
Either would add depth, but I prefer the former because the latter would really kneecap any sort of Galaxy Alliance.
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>>91302338
Let me raise you this zarkon/varkon content.
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Reminder that this will be your LGBT representation.
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>>91303065
Good, I wouldn't hope for any less.
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>>91303065
I'm going to laugh so hard if this turns out to be true.
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>>91303159
I don't want to think of the complaints of why the gays have to be Galra and not the Paladins. There is nothing wrong with a beefy guy fucking his taller, twinkier counterpart.
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>>91303215
The best thing about complaints from the point of view of the content creator is ignoring them and watching the salt build up.
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>>91303215
The funny thing is that Neil stressed that a character's orientation shouldn't be the selling point of them. These two galra's relationship might be revealed as one of them dies and the other kisses his forehead.

At first glance noone expects them to be the gay couple, so when they do turn out to being that couple noone should be complaining since they were written well.

Like I said, I'm going to laugh if they are indeed the representation.
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>>91303339
>These two galra's relationship might be revealed as one of them dies and the other kisses his forehead.

You're breaking my heart, anon.
Although I can see that being a thing, and most likely going to be Bara that will die, while Throk will go full serpent mode and betray the empire and gain control.
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>>91303339
>These two galra's relationship might be revealed as one of them dies and the other kisses his forehead.
I might actually cry.
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>>91302446
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>>91303065
Who now
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I WANT HUNK TO FUCK A ROCK WITH HIS COCK
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>>91303590
calm down there, shay
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>>91303570
Commander Throk and his unnamed spouse, who is also a commander.
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>haven't been on /co/ in like 6 years
>see the new voltron series on netflix
>think Pidge is really cute
>google her

I hate what has happened to western animation.
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If one were to theoretically make a tier list image, input from /co/ is required.

Ascended Ultra God Tier: Galra ships, Zarkon ships
God Tier: Sheith, Kallura, Hidge, Alforan
Great Tier: Alluridan, Pallura, Lancelot,
Good Tier: Hance, Shance, Shunk, Shidge, Pance, Shayllura, Shay/Hunk, Haggura, other Lotor ships

Garbage Tier: Klance, Shallura, Shatt
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>>91303871
I take it you wanted Pidge to remain a male character? This series is made by the creators of Avatar and Korra just so you know
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>>91303925
>Lancelot
>great tier
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>>91303925
I approve of this, but maybe switch Lancelot with Hance. Hance is said by the crew to have the strongest bond afterall. Lancelot is just something that Lancefags created.
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>>91303930
No i like that pidge is cute, shy, tomboy. I just hate modern western fanbases. From what i can tell there is nothing wrong with the show but tumblr wants to make characters something they are not. Like pidge being a tranny or something.
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So what if Coran was the only gay character to be confirmed after the series ended?
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>>91304087
I'd be fine with that as well.
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>>91304056
>>91303964
I'll admit, Lancelot is up there because it's lewd *and* stirs shit and I like that. But it is made up, so down a tier it goes, whilst Hance goes up.
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>>91303925
Ascended Ultra God Tier: + Shlav
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>>91304137
I second this
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>>91303925
Klotor should be on there
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>>91304074
Oh yeah, well, welcome to /co/'s Voltron fandom.Tumblr's fandom is straight up garbage with how they push their headcanons. To them Lance is bi, Keith is gay, Pidge is a "them/they" despite her VA confirming that she's a girl many times, and Shiro is a pedophile. I like characters like Pidge but its unfortunate she draws in the stargenders crowd as her fans.
>>91304087
He definitely gives me vibes, if not these two >>91303065
then it'll likely be Coran.
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UPDATES:

Ascended Ultra God Tier: Galra ships, Zarkon ships, Shlav
God Tier: Sheith, Kallura, Hidge, Alforan
Great Tier: Alluridan, Pallura, Hance
Good Tier: Lancelot, Hance, Shance, Shunk, Shidge, Pance, Shayllura, Shay/Hunk, Haggura, other Lotor ships

Garbage Tier: Klance, Shallura, Shatt


Any other ships i'm forgetting?
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>>91304270
What's with this obsession with sorting things into tiers? Can't all the ships exist together in a big spaghetti like mess of a figurative bowl?
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>>91304270
I approve
>>91304372
Every fandom needs a tier list anon
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>>91304447
Ok, but instead of like a garbage to god tier how about "top of the trash" to "bottom of the trash that's worth digging through to save" tiers?
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>>91303811
This picture shows the real reason why Allura has a hateboner for the Galra.

All that Galraspreading they do.
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>>91304531
I fairly like the word garbage. It's a nice change from the usual "Shit" tier
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>>91304531
>Shlav
>trash in any way

How dare you? Garbage to God has a nice ring to it, too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2XcHuORdso
it's almost time.
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>>91304928
>DotU
I'll pass.
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>>91304627
And despite it all the spreading, only two of them are actually touching one another.
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>>91304087
I hope it happens in the midst of the show.

>everyone seems to ignore coran
>coran revealed to be gay
>suddenly becomes fan favorite on tumblr
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>>91296720
Gotta love the mice anon
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>>91299418
>"-coded"
My god that's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard of in my life.

All these entitled brats using "coding" to justify their headcanon, then getting shittershattered when the creative team does the story "wrong" by DARING to have actual canon...

It's how you can tell that these assholes face no real adversity in their lives. If they had to work twelve hours a day to keep a roof over their heads and not starve to death, they'd have neither the time nor the energy to give a fuck about who fucks whom in a god damned cartoon.
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>>91299460
German descent = literal SS officer, anon.
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>>91299544
>I'm too retarded to hide threads I don't like
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>>91298724
Thank YOU for using my silly doodles
I appreciate it man :)
Ignore my retarded arms in this pic please
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>>91300502
>literal rape
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>>91305193

Is anon mad coded?
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>>91305284
I approve Pidge being rape. Or Pidge raping everyone. Whatever goes first.
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>>91301071
>>91301239 has it right.

>>91301134
10/10 tweest
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>>91305297
I think he's canonically mad.
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Round two for Zarkon against the sjws.
This time erza and her bitches join in the fray.

>https://twitter.com/NeKap
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>>91305363
space grandpa doesnt deserve this
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>>91302281
A movie's closer to a short story than to a novel, in this analogy and overall.

That's part of why adapting a novel into a film often lead to lots of stuff getting cut.
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>>91301502

I knew Allura reminded me of someone.
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>>91296972
>People are harassing the showrunners for "killing" Shallura

Wait, fucking what? Did I miss something?
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>>91303925
>God Tier: Hidge
My nigger.
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>>91303925
>Every galra ship and zarkon at the top
Best
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>>91305410
Embarrassment in real-time.

Honestly though, why do these tumblr kids think being non-hetero exempts them from consequences for their shit behaviour towards the staff? My gay ass clenches so hard my anus compacts into a singularity whenever I see it happen.
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Can somebody please tell me what the fuck coded means?
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>>91305675
>why do these tumblr kids think being non-hetero exempts them from consequences for their shit behaviour towards the staff
Because kids think they are exempt from the consequences of their shit behavior, anon.
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>>91305570
They just recently confirmed Allura is a teen, so now Shallura is problematic because Shiro is the only adult now. Retards are accusing showrunners of pulling her age out of nowhere to make way for Kallura/purposely withholding information about the ages or worse: showing "romantic interactions" between Shiro and Allura even though they were never meant to be romantic.
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>>91305363
>"I just keep marching back into the fray because I hate to see people being upset over what isn't true."
I love this man.
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>>91305737
It means "this is my headcanon but i'm dressing it up to sound more academic and real"
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>>91305785
Bingo.
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>>91305363
>Neil keeps saying to let the story pan out for the lgbt representation
>these fuckers think he has the power to control the script
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>>91305751
They also confirmed Shiro is a teen, too. There's a whole vid from Wondercon. The Klance/Shalluras are just flipping their shit because they can't call Sheith and Kallura "pedo" anymore without directly contradicting canon.
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>>91305737
anything "coded" means that that certain thing is implied or intended to be as such. For example, when they say Allura is "black-coded", they mean that Allura is intended to be black/represent black people without the show stating so, even though it's bullshit because she's an alien. Keith is "gay-coded" because they think he's intended/implied to be gay, etc.
It's basically fans thinking their interpretations of the characters are law and some think that the creators must write the show according to what the /fans/ want.
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>>91305751
This is actually kind of funny

In what universe is a young adult unable to be shipped with an older teen in a fictional work? Are these people so frail mentally that the idea of a 22-23 year old fucking a 17-18 year old is just totally out of bounds? How the fuck do you explain Twilight then?

How on earth does that stop that particular ship? Am I just too old to understand the kids on Tumblr these days?
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>>91305902
>smug Shiro
b-b-beautiful
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>>91298724
Jesus.

If i wasnt already convinced this is definitive proof

Shipping is cancer
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>allura is a teenager
>the same as everyone else

They're all teens. Just like the official comic, dreamworks, imdb etc have all stated. The drama, self-harpooning and damage control in the vld pissbaby fandom is ongoing and hilarious.
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>>91305785
>>91305737
Thanks, that just seems stupid that these people think they hold influence over who the show's creators put together.
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>>91305929
What's fucking hilarious is that they always bring up their sob story of being a former child abuse survivor (the way they flaunt that fact around makes me doubt this) as though the paladins are 7 years old and Shiro is a 40 year old uncle.
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>>91306051
Why the fuck did I reply to myself I meant>>91305914
Forgive me for that
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>>91305929
But anon, Edward Cullen is teen-coded!
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>>91305929
I've seen people on Tumblr calling relationships between 17/18 year olds and 20/21 year olds pedophilia. Even shipping a 19 year old, an actual fully legal adult, with someone in their mid-20s is bad.
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>>91306253
You cannot marry or date anyone if they are not born on the same day and year as you elsewise it's pedophilia.
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>>91306051
Ain't it? And what's worse is that the writers are probably already well into writing season 4 or 5. They're not going to rewrite the show for their "muh representation".
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>>91306253
>I've seen people on Tumblr calling relationships between 17/18 year olds and 20/21 year olds pedophilia

The ironic thing is watching them vehemently defend Islamic and other cultures that have a history of child rape and child marriage and then start blubbering about this on the same fucking blog. They don't even realize that they're hypocrites, it'd be hilarious if it weren't so terrifying.
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>>91306253
>I've seen people on Tumblr calling relationships between 17/18 year olds and 20/21 year olds pedophilia.

These kids need to watch more anime

After a few seasons of CardCaptor Sakura they won't even blink an eye at that weak shit anymore
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>>91298724
You're too good to us, elder.
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>>91298724
>"I'm a writer...I authored 15 fanfictions"
Fuck, this is some top quality bantz, lads.
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>>91305929
It's just easy ammo to use against ships and characters they don't like

Klancers use it to "prove" why Sheith is terrible, because it's a totally reasonable assumption that pedophiles are printing out Voltron fanfic of a 22 year old banging a 17 year old to groom their victims
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>https://twitter.com/caligraphypml/status/849738879339044864

Fanfic of this when?
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>>91299308
>pkacing this much importance on two ficticious characters having a double ficicious relationship

Lamo
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>>91303925
>also known as Empress Tier
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The Kallura tag is bombarded with whining Shitlluras.
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MS-paint voltron is a whole new level of quality
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>>91298724
materassassino found the fucking album AHAHAHA
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>>91308125
Call them a child rapist.
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>>91308125
If this was /cgl/ we already would have ruined her fucking life with epic bitchfits.
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>>91308125
Shallura shippers are truly cockroaches.
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>>91305902
>>91305957
I love when he smiles, it's always cute.
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>>91308125
>I'm in here! I thought I would be!
>thought I would be!

Sooo is she aware she's a rabid shipping retard?
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>>91307981
Lmao, who drew this? I want to know so I can look at more of their comics please
Also it reminds me of Undertale sort of, so if you haven't played it, go buy it, but avoid the fandom if you want to avoid caner
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>>91308125
Of course she found it. She stalks every single thing with the word "shallura" on tumblr.
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>>91307981
Replace Lance with Pidge and it's even funnier.
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>>91308125
how's it going my fellow cunts
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>>91308125
Oh geez anons
She called us cunts
Do you know what that means?
IT MEANS SHE USED A SEXIST INSULT THAT DEMEANS A WOMEN'S GENITALIA
This is a joke on tumblr logic, calm down if you're feeling salty
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>>91308314
By Yuutayo, they only done three of them but it's great.
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>>91308223
This idiot worships Bryke and is probably another one of those black weeaboo Shallura shippers. They're 26 years old too.
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>>91308125
>cunts
wow what a fucking misogynist! you guys see that? call this abusive child molester out!
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>>91308125
Another Keith hater. I should have known.
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>>91308415
>>91307981
christ my fucking sides
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>>91308420
They actually think Kataang and Korrasami were well-written and Voltron sucks because Bryke isn't working on it.
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>>91308453
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>>91308420
They self-insert themselves onto Allura and they have a raging boner for Shiro. I can't wait to see her reaction when Allura starts making heart eyes at Keith.
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>>91308468
I think my favourite thing about Korrasami was how absolutely devastated makorrafags were. Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy a spite ship.
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>>91308415
Is this badboyshiro? Also desu that felt more sexual than humorous, I dunno. I thought they were just poking fun at pee fetishes and made mostly humorous comics.
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>>91308125
My bros, if you're gonna post this on tumblr then make sure the Shallura cockroaches don't find it.
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>>91296345
PRAISE KALLURA!
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>>91308468
Kataang was fine.

I supported Korrasami ironically since S1 for the porn and I regret it.
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>>91308350
It's a cunty day as usual.

>>91308381
I love how the death of Shallura has them abandoning SJW rhetoric now. They so mad.
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Imagine:
>promised lgbt characters
>kallureith happens at the end. keith gets two waifus. lance marries a female side character.
>shalluras and klancers lose it and ritually murder eachother over fictional fucking ships
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>>91308537
Goddamnit I forgot about the word filter, tbqh it sucks famalam.
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>>91308621
It's ok. We know what desu means, anon.
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If Throk/Bara are canonically gay just wait for people to scream about how it doesn't count because they're aliens and therefore the equivalent of discount lesbians like SU-levels of representation.
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>>91300123
Are you still getting the bleach pumped out of your stomach at the hospital?
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>>91308694
Not only that but they will use the fact they are Galra as 'only evil' gay representation.
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SHITLLURA COCKROACHES VS KLANCER LOCUSTS

WHO WINS?
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>>91308747
Klancers and Shalluras is the same.
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>>91308747
Everyone else
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>>91308747
The locusts will win. They have greater numbers and are far more destructive.
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>>91308420
The funny thing is that she is italian, so she doesn't even have the excuse of being black.
We aren't all this retarded, I swear.
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>>91308747
Neither of them win. The Kallura wizard elders will defeat both.
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>>91308694
They'll go batshit and say its bad representation because they're bad guys
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>>91308602
I just want mass suicides to happen in those sides of the fandom. They're just not taking the hint to stop being complete dicks to the creators and the VA's.
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>>91308694
They'll complain more about the show using an "evil" race to represent lgbt content. I'll laugh if they become racist against galra like allura
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>>91308856
I'm black too but I have seen so many Shallura shippers turn out to be black weeaboos. Why aren't there more black Kallurafags out there? I only know two.
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>>91308856
Holy shit, a Eurotrash! I love seeing white people speak over black about racism and getting offended on their behalf. Fuck off, we don't need you.
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>>91308856
If she's Italian then she's a obviously a Nazi-esque fascist dictator just like Mussolini. That's how it works, right?
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>>91308906
They are going to despise Lotor, evil characters are problematic and can't be liked by fans. Throw the term 'gay-coded' onto him too since pretty boy.
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>>91308125
She keeps saying everyone who doesn't ship Shallura is a racist and constantly bashed on Matt for being a "white boy". But now we know that everyone that does ship Shallura is a certified pedo.
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>>91309026
They will give Lotor the Leather Pants treatment like every generation of new Lotorfags have done for every incarnation of his character.
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>>91308747
Both of them lose but the Klocusts have the advantage over Sharocaches because Klance is actually somewhat interesting in how it will play out. Keith and Lance grew into being good buds in the other Voltrons.
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>>91308907
I'm one.
pic related is also one
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God, if I were a vld writer would come out and tell them all
>Lance is 15
>The rest of the paladins are 18+
>Shiro is dating Keith, Keith is dating Allura
>didn't you guys pick up on the :)))))) s u b t e x t

And just sit back and watch.
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>>91308907
Don't you know? You can be racist against Asians! Yellow fever is progressive uwu
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>>91298724
>hetero lenses

All the Korrasami shippers who thought Shallura was being hinted at are gonna be btfo by that comment.
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>>91309132
We're talking about the shippers.
The locusts would win since there's just more of them and they're way more vindictive than the roaches.
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>>91309152
I've seen her posting around. She seems cool. Too bad I don't use tumblr much. You got to stick to a tight twitter circle for this trash fandom.
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>>91308906
>racist against galra like allura
You can't be racist against your oppressors
>>
Sorry to interrupt between ship drama, but someone mentioned babbies Sirk and Svendak a few threads back.
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>>91309132
>Klocusts
>Sharoaches

Add this to the /co/ VLD dictionary.
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>>91309188
What is yellow fever, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>91309255
When they claim to love characters then proceed to act in ways that would make said characters disown them is so funny.
>>
I don't care if they complain about Throk and Bara being the gay reps. I'm going to celebrate it and they shall be the /co/ VLD power couple.
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>>91309316
Ah, forgot the file.
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>>91309282
What if the anon you are responding to and the other user that they mentioned turn out to be the exact two black Kallurafags you just mentioned knowing.
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>>91309357
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>>91309325
Fetishization of Asian people. Sorry for linking to Vice but they have a good article on it
https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/the-other-yellow-fever-why-are-some-men-exclusively-attracted-to-asian-women
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>>91309316
I want someone to draw Sendak playing with Svendak, parenting is always cute
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>>91309361
>mfw we all know each other

It's like we all met up at an anonymous sex party accidentally.
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>>91309357
>>91309409
These are so nice, did you draw them?
Also do you have a tumblr where I could look at more of your art?
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>>91309357
>>91309409
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>91309414
If these people have a nasty Asian fetish then let them have it like the weebs they are (4chan itself is made up of 70% yellow fever shits). I just don't like how they are trying to hide this by pretending to be progressive and wanting interracial relationships.
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>>91303925
>Garbage Tier: Shatt

Fuck off. Shatt's done nothing wrong.
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>>91309357
>>91309409
Awww, the galrafags will love this.
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>>91309409
>>91309357
Be still my fucking heart, dude. That's way too cute...
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>>91305902
>They also confirmed Shiro is a teen, too.

No they didn't.
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>>91309526
They say they want an interracial relationship but all they want in reality is raceplay. Mmm beefy Japanese sushi man worshipping that fine melanin kween!! BLACK GIRL MAGIC IS REAL.
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>>91309453
I am also a black Kallurafag and I have no tumblr because I'm old so y'all never find my ass.

>>91309576
DELET THIS
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>>91309568
meet
>>91306021
Just like it said in the comics, imbd and dreamworks. Teenage Allura's the same age as "everyone else". They're all "teens", whatever that means.
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>>91298724
I traced back some IPs and servers and found out your album is getting loads of views from discord chatrooms. Sheith shippers and other people must be sharing it.
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>>91309609
WE WUZ PEDOS
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>>91303925
Swap Sheith and Shunk, put Lancelot in garbage tier, and you've got it.
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Someone explain to me why Keith is Asian when shipped with Lance but is white when shipped with Allura.
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>>91309414
You're telling me that realistically a Japanese person won't say Oniichan or senpai to me?
Wtf I hate japan now
Joking of course, but this basically says that it's stupid to put sexual stereotypes on people from Asia, right?
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>>91309721
I mean swap Shay/Hunk and Sheith, not Shunk. I thought Shunk was Shay/Hunk, but I guess it's Shiro/Hunk.

But yeah, do that and dump Lancelot to garbage and it's 100% accurate.
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>>91309619
>Showrunners say Shiro is an adult
>/co/ refuses to believe it and even claims the person who asked was harassing them
>Showrunners make a vague "like everyone else" comment
>/co/ thinks it's definite proof Shiro is a teenager

You backpeddling idiots are incredible. You laugh at people triggered by adult Shiro ships but you can't stand the idea he actually is one, either.
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>>91309761
Because one ship is considered good in their eyes, and the other is considered bad.
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>>91309532
Sounds like you shatt yourself
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>>91309761
Because black weebs. Keith isn't beef and confirmed Nipponese like Shiro. He's also a mixed mutt so any possible Asian ancestry has been diluted making the raceplay less appealing.
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>>91309576
>not wanting Keith who has a soft tender side underneath his stony front
>not hugging Keith
>not watching him blush as you hold hands
shiro's fine but he's a slut so i would rather watch him fuck keith

t. black kallurafag
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>>91309765
>>91309721
Nah, Sheith is pretty godly. Shay/Hunk could probably move up, i'm just pretty ambivalent over it desu.
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>>91309807
Carlos!!
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>>91309788
Can you really blame us if they don't seem to have a consensus on his age? The show's description calls him a teen, but the showrunners say he's an adult. All we're getting are vague statements about his age.
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>>91309824
Thanks, /int/.
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>>91309807
god damnit Carlos
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>>91309762
I'm Japanese and I would rather seppuku myself than say that to randos.

>>91309824
This is what I've experienced. People are excited to find out I'm Japanese but then they think I suck when I tell them I'm mixed with other things.
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>>91309788
You're sounding pretty tumblr there, buddy.
They only ever said that 14-25 was a "safe zone", anyhow, because none of them have set ages so as to appeal to a wider demographic of viewers and it's literally only exciting news to /co/ because it shits on the "pedo" rhetoric and makes militant klancers look like even bigger fools than they already do
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>>91298724

Ok as a person who has never watched this show, a (quick rundown) on wiki tells me that Shiro is a dude. So why are people calling Keith x Allura "hetero-normative" while Shiro x Allura would also still be a heterosexual couple?
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>>91309824
This. Even if Keith and Shiro were both Japanese, Keith is "lower quality" because of his mixed ancestry. Shiro is "better" because he is premium grade unmixed and he has a Japanese name. It's ironic though because in the original Voltron, Shiro was Nordic and Keith was the only Asian of the group.
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>>91309925
I honestly hope nobody has asked you to say that shit to them, some people don't have appropriate awareness when asking other people dumb shit
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>>91309988
Shalluras picking and choosing to make their ship sound more tumblr-acceptable.
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>>91309788
>/co/ refuses to believe it
I always thought of Shiro as 22-25, m8.
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>>91309988
They don't operate on regular logic anon, it's tumblr logic. Besides, calling ships hetero-normative is fucking stupid. Just ship what you want, tumblr can whine about seeing a straight ship for all everyone else cares
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>>91310051
People have asked me to speak Japanese and once this dude approached me to ask if Japanese women really did scream like the ones he saw in JAV.
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>>91309988
Sharoaches are hypocrites. More news at 11.
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>>91310073
Yeah, he's generalizing. A good sheith fic to me is when Shiro is 25 and Keith's a 17 year old impulsive hothead.
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>>91309869
The thing is you'd expect /co/ to not care with how much you guys laugh at antis, but you guys definitely do. I've seen more insistence Shiro is a teenager in these threads than acknowledgment he's an adult.

>>91309986
>They only ever said that 14-25 was a "safe zone"

Context, anon. The person asking was referring to separate characters. They didn't say anything like "14 to 25."

Also I like how anyone who doesn't join the circlejerk in these threads is assumed to be from tumblr.
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>>91309988
Because Shallura is interracial before it is a heterosexual relationship. Kallura is bad because it's both heterosexual and racist (where Galra Keith is Altean Allura's oppressor).
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>>91310009
Imagine Shiro hooking up with a Korean dude at the end of the series.
Holy fuck. It would be both progressive and REEEE not interracial!! Some of the Korean and Japanese fans would go to war while others would get along, and most would be confused.

t. curious flip
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>>91309988
Because they want Keith to be gay.
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>>91310073
yeah this always felt like the right range for him. young 20s to be a hotshit pilot with enough of a career for kids to look up to + a year in the galra rapepits
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>>91310192
I would approve if that Korean dude turned out to be Keith.
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>>91310108
>Because every Japanese person loves to speak Japanese for no reason other than to please people
Do they think you're a monkey that does tricks for them? What languages you speak is hardly relevant to conversations. Sorry that I'm getting worked up, this whole yellow fever business feels relevant to me because of my filipino genetics.
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>>91310170
>Also I like how anyone who doesn't join the circlejerk in these threads is assumed to be from tumblr.
half the thread regulars are self-admitted tumblr refugees, you're getting kinda defensive over nothing
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>>91310170
>Also I like how anyone who doesn't join the circlejerk in these threads is assumed to be from tumblr.
We've had a sperg of newfags come in since spring break. With the confirmation of Allura's age and /co/'s Voltron treads getting out there we have more visitors than usual.
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>>91310192
Keith himself was already half Japanese and half Chinese in the original but Western fandom doesn't notice how amazing that is.
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>>91310192
>Korean and Japanese couple
>Not interracial
Is this how tumblr works?
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>>91310285
Actually according to traditional European racial categories, Koreans and Japanese are both East Asian and Mongoloid and therefore the same race.
You don't say a German and a Dane dating is "interracial" now, do you?
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>>91309176
God I would love this
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>>91310285
They were considered the same by European colonialists. Asians didn't have the same concept of "race". African ethnicities all fucking hate each other but Europeans just labelled them all as "black".
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>>91310210
Wasn't he a fresh graduate who was the "golden boy" of the academy and their best young pilot when he was sent on the mission? Figured he was maaaaaybe 19 at the least at the beginning of the series due to the series' official info, but he's gotta be 20-21 by now.
Figured the rest were around 18 due to the military flight school setting.

But...you know. It doesn't really matter. We all know Keith is crying and jerking off into Shiro's jacket every night after he vanishes
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>>91310243
To be honest, we need more angry Asian people in this thread. I'm sick of this fandom treating us like garbage.
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>>91310378
Lol, and Tumblr probably means only certain countries when they say 'Asian'. I wonder if they forget that an Indian person counts as 'Asian'.
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>>91310397
Shiro's leap year birthday makes him 18, 22, or 26.
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>>91309357
>>91309409
You are a gem, and your art is really good. thank you so much for these.
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>>91310378
>African ethnicities all fucking hate each other

Oh do they ever! I'm in a profession where there are a lot of people all over the world as coworkers. Islander and Africans don't like the blacks. Blacks don't like Africans but tolerate the Islanders to an extent. And within the Africans we have people from different countries that don't like one another.
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>>91310414
I should say that I am only 1/4th filipino, I don't know if that changes anything, and I do look more white from my grandmother and mother's side. But I don't want people disrespecting any asian people like this
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>>91310267
You can just tell Keith's heritage was written by white people. His surname was Kogane so he had to be Japanese but they wanted him to be really good at martial arts so they gave him a Chinese mom.
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>>91309474
I did, thank you! I don't have tumblr but I do have a twitter. https://twitter.com/lapieton
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Is Keef even asian in vld? His dad is pretty white texan looking, and his mother was presumably Ulaz
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>>91310489
This reminds me of a picture I saw in the onion world encyclopedia. It had a picture of a bathroom that said "Blacks only" next to another that also said "Blacks only"
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>>91310397
could be afaik, I'm purely going off the one line of him being like a hero to Lance. generally people have to actually accomplish something before others think of them in that way

it could just be that Lance was really obsessed with becoming and fighter pilot and kept up with all the hot rookie stats, which would make it even funnier/sadder that he only made cargo-pilot class originally
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>>91310549
Thanks, I'll be sure to check it out!
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>>91310517
Nah, you're all right, anon. You may pass for white but that doesn't mean you didn't grow up in FIlipino culture. I'm 3/4 Japanese and 1/4 Native American with some possible Chinese ancestry so people think I'm full Japanese but then they get mad when they find out I'm not. Some white people think my Native ancestry makes me a wise magical Indian so that shit sucks too.

>>91310529
>they wanted him to be really good at martial arts so they gave him a Chinese mom.
I love how everyone thinks Japanese martial arts suck.
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Oh god someone triggered the racefags, time to step up to the mic if you're at least 1/16th czechoslavakian (post 1993 bdays BTFO)
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>>91310489
Yeah, places like Nigeria where Igbo and Yoruba are forced to live side-by-side. And holy shit, who can forget Rwanda?
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>>91310529
Nigga, Akira was half Japanese Half Hong Konger himself.
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>>91310605
That's. Super pssible, actually. I mean, Lance did seem really...uh. Keen on being a fighter pilot, to be honest. His one sided rivalry with ace pilot Keith, being overly cocky in the smiluator, getting excited as fuck over getting into the fighter pilot program and idolising Shiro. Hunk seemed to barely know who Shiro was, and Pidge just knew him because he was on the mission with her family.
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>>91310703
Czechoslovakian was never a race or ethnic group, fool.
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>>91310730
I never watched GoLion. Someone confirm for me if this is true.
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>>91310730
Since when?
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>>91310779
It is.
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>>91310779
It's true.

t. Someone that watched Golion
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>>91310808
Since fucking Golion. Just because someone thinks a character's ethnicity was written by white people because muh martial arts, doesn't mean it's true.

In fact, DotU Keith is the only one that kept his Asian origin. Everyone else was changed to white.
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>>91310663
I..actually grew up with more of a white culture, but I think my grandfather lets me know what filipino culture is like. He's very catholic and always gives me a lecture if I've accidentally done something to disrespect God in church. Once we were eating pancakes with him, and it had ants in it. The rest of us didn't eat it, but he laughed and kept eating. Better context was that he went through ww2 occupation and doesn't mind insects. He also experienced a lot of racism at work, like others getting promotions over him, despite my grandfather working there longer :/
Also regarding your Native american and chinese ancestry: I imagine that you just have to make a 'Really?' face every time this shit happens
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>>91310891
But only white people can stereotype other races!!

Fucking tools. It was a thing in GoLion.
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>>91310779
He was Chinese but the comics you're right that the comics did play up his martial arts skill to silly levels. And he's shown using Korean martial arts which makes it even dumber.
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>>91310929
All Asians Is The Same
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>>91310929
>He was Chinese
Half, anon. He was still Japanese from his dad's side. Why do you think his surname is Kogane?
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>>91310929
Half Chinese, half Japanese and practitioner of Korean and Japanese-styled martial arts which he labels "kung fu".
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>>91310170
I just want whatever age is going to get Tumblr to do more Sheith art.

My ages for them are 18/19 and 23.
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>>91311004
If he was canonically half Chinese and half Japanese in previous incarnations then why do people keep insisting VLD Keith is Korean?

t. confused newfag that knows nothing about voltron history
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>>91311080
>why do people keep insisting VLD Keith is Korean?
Because his voice actor is korean, yep.
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>>91311080
His voice actor is and people are retarded.
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>>91311004
That's what I meant before anons started jumping on my ass. Many of his moves were based on Korean styles but he called it all "kung fu". I come back and all I see is a bunch of "AKIRA WAS THIS IN GOLION TOO".

>>91311080
Because his VA is Korean.
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>>91310732
only tangentially related but I always liked how fucken jazzed Lance is in the opening compared to the other paladins

its cute
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>>91311080
Literally because his voice actor is Korean.
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>>91311138
I hated that since I practice martial arts myself. Do they think you have to be Asian to do martial arts anyway?
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>>91311080
ALL ASIANS IS THE SAME
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>>91311138
Sorry about that.
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>>91311149
As annoying as Lance can be he is pretty qt
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>>91311229
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>>91311241
It's alright. But 2bh I love seeing anons misinterpret shit.
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>>91311209
Go away tumblr
Go find your echo chamber
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First Episode:
>What are you doing? You're gonna kill us all!
>Shut up and trust me
>I thought you were dead
>Quit screwing around
Isn't this show for kids aged 7? It has some dialogue that not even LoK would get away with.
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>>91311297
Its the pros of Netflix.
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>>91311229
>>91311254
You know what? I think these two have a high chance of ending up together. More than any other couple we have seen so far except for Hunk and his rock alien woman.

t. confused newfag
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>>91311297
Netflix can push boundaries with their shows. They don't have to be nonviolent, at least not to the point that shows blood.
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>>91311351
You are right, newfag. Keith and Allura have actually been a canonical pairing in previous Voltron series.
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>>91309677
Oh, that's interesting. I got the feeling my album was being shared on private spheres.
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>>91311286
You best start believin in echo chambers, anon. You're in one.
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>>91311509
This is me waiting for the Kallura elders to throw another champagne popping party.
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>>91311487
True
Can someone list the similarities between tumblr voltron echochamber and /co/ voltron echochamber? I can start
Policing certain ships because they don't like it
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>>91311550
CLINK CLINK
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>>91298724
Honestly? this is ridiculous.

First, didn't she sleep for a billion years or someshit?

Second, why the age gap is relevant? Only in the United States such thing is illegal, for completely retarded reasons.

The worst part is how people are now "feeling uncomfortable" for having attraction for the character. It's not like you love boobs less because of the age of a character.
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>>91311509
>>91311550
This is me waiting for that galra palace party that we mentioned the other day
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>>91298724
>809 views in 2 days
How the fuck
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>>91311568
Race shit. Tumblr takes it to a much further degree, but /co/ does it too.
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>>91311509
This is me when the Klancer locusts finally die.
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>>91311550
That was so fun.
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>>91311550
We really need to have more of these. Shallura shippers have always harassed me so it was vindicating watching them get kicked in the face for once.
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>>91311596
The galra palace is the only place to house all of the fags.
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>>91311550
You know what? That might have been one of the best threads we have ever had.
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>>91311509
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Someone started a VLD discourse thread because bpdklance was fighting with the staff again but said thread got deleted. I blame Korrasami for this level of entitlement.
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>>91311745
PERFECTION.
>>
Hey galrafags, I'm working on a beach chapter for my story. Anything that you'd like incorporated into it?
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>>91311745
The gates of heaven await and shall open to all those who believe in Kallura.
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>>91311779
We may all have different opinions and ships, but Kallura brings us together.
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>>91311823
Give me details on this chapter and I'll add Galra input.
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>>91311550
I liked scrolling through the HOAD while listening to meme rap.
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>>91311848
Both are bad characters. I couldn't care less.

But i doubt she would racemix with the race that destroyed all her people.
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>>91311860
Sendak, Shiro, and Keith are at the beach together. Sendak is dating Shiro at this point. Keith is not dating anyone currently so should I add a love interest?
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>>91311864
>Meme rap
What did he mean by this?
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>>91311904
>i don't care
Then why do you feel the need to write about it?
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>>91311509
Do you think Klance's burial will be a lot less angry from tumbrl side? It seems like the whole Shallura-incident opened their eyes to Kallura being a real possibility.
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>>91311934
No idea.
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>>91309176
I'd say make Lance 18 but hardcore asexual who does all of his flirting to fit in.

This is revealed in canon when both a male and female alien try to get with him and he explicitly says he wants no sex with anyone ever.

"Not even your fellow humans?"
"No, I have neither sexual nor romantic interest in them."

Smash-cut to everyone else in the castle on a big group date.
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>>91311951
>It seems like the whole Shallura-incident opened their eyes to Kallura being a real possibility.
It took this long? Couldn't they see S2 was setting Kallura up for more relationship development?
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>>91310073
Same here, I put him as 21 before going to Kerberos.
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>>91311951
You know, people wouldn't be this delusional if Voltron just aired as a weekly syndicated cartoon. The hiatuses and binge-watching leads to a lot of bullshit.
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>>91311969
No, they were in deep denial. They also had their adult-coded "argument".
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>>91311951
Klancerjesus will be killed and I will mourn his death, even though he wasn't supported very much
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>>91311938
Because you said it brings me 'together' with you lot.
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>>91311951
Were you around /a/ when Narusaku got BTFO?
The fans will react like:
">i'm burning all my voltron toys!"
>*sends letters to Voltron, Lauren and Tim*
>shit talk jeremy on twitter
>"I'm going to kill myself!"
>"i-it's not real!"
>Writers confirm that Kallura is real
>Comics and movies come out featuring Keith and Allura
>Writers confirm that they already had Kallura planned out
>become the laughing stock and the 'Ding dong the witch is dead' ship of the fandom

x10
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>>91312021
Klancerjesus will die for his ship's sins. You're always free to wash his feet.
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>>91311951
I want to help make a Klance HOAD regardless. Maybe when Lance gets a ayy lmao girlfriend and people super freak it.
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>>91311905
Keith sees Zarkon from across the beach and it's instant lust.
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>>91312081
Klancerjesus is a false prophet. At least Klotormuhammad is alpha as fuck.
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>>91312081
Klancerjesus will come for all ships, even mine. Heretics will be purged from this board
PRAISE BE
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>>91311190
Yes. If you're doing fancy kicks and you're not a slant, you're a racist dictator stealing from other cultures.
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>>91312033
>Because you said
>implying any anon that replies to you is the same
That was me, and it's okay that you don't like Kallura. We're only 2 seasons in not much happened between them.
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>>91312117
Do Goreans have prophets?
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>>91312075
>JEREMY LIED TO US!!
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>>91312075
Or like when Ichiruki was destroyed. They'll make comics of Keith cheating on Allura with Lance.
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>>91312094
Ok, should I keep zarkon older or should he be in his 20's?
Also will have to imply sexytimes cause I don't really do porn right now sorry
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>>91312117
Why is there no Sheithmoses?
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>>91312148
How I Became Yours in Space
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>>91312146
>WE WERE BETRAYED
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>>91311593
>It's not like you love boobs less because of the age of a character.
If you love a chick's boobs and then find out she's 17 or younger, you have to force yourself to vomit and disavow all interest in dem tig ol' bitties until she has her magic birthday.

Otherwise everyone on tumblr will call you a pedo, unfollow you, and doxx you.
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>>91312162
Zarkon would be a silver fox if he had hair.
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>>91312075
Too bad I wasn't. It will funny when his loyal fans turn on Jeremy, but they could always convince themselves he's a secret shipper. Hopefully he won't get harasses the same way Josh does.
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>>91312216
...He can still be older without hair, he's not a 'furry' type of galra. He could show age in other ways
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>>91312253
I mean, he'd be silver fox age. He just doesn't have hair.
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>>91312137
GoLion's Sincline is a canonical Gor prophet.
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>>91312175
Within all Keithfags
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>>91312204
But wait, is lewd Klance fanart acceptable for them, or is it considered child pornography since they consider them minors?
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>>91312269
Ok, I'll try and write him like that.
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>>91312175
>all sheithfags in prison because of klancer police
>sheithmoses: LET MY PEOPLE GO
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>hem hem, thot: that's...... the opposite of what i just said.....................
(((Neil Kaplan))):It sucks when that happens, doesn't it?
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>>91312175
He's in hiding.
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>>91312321
Upon your ships, into your blogs
I SEND MY SALT, I SEND MY WEEBS
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>>91312175
>Why is there no Sheithmoses?
We're the survivalist. The Klancer Locusts destroyed our crops and villages after S2. The reveal of Romelle will force us to close off further from the fandom and so we'll live in a shack. The Pancebro's are the treefolk who live in the trees to let us know how the fandom is.

The Klotorfags will avenge us and trample the Locusts but their real rivalry will be the Lotullrafags.

Kallurafags and Elders will be the only ones standing after this shipwars.
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>>91312117
>alpha as fuck
Exactly. Jesus is to blame for feminization of Western society.

t. /his/torian
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>>91312298
Somehow a fanfic or art piece featuring graphic sex between minors is perfectly fine in their world.

But if you draw Shiro kissing Pidge on the mouth, it's literally rape.
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>>91312315
Excellent, /co/'s festive cabana of Zeith enthusiasts are looking forward to it.
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>>91312371
It's
The
Sheithshack
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>>91312394
Loveshack.
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>>91312162
Older man
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>>91312371
Damn, I need a copy of the VLD Bible.
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>>91312424
IT'S
THE
SHEITHSHACK
I'll stop being retarded now
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>>91312371
At least the Sharoaches are fucking dead.
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>>91311992
how naive
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>>91312477
They'd still be delusional, silly. Just not to this level. They hate how the headcanons they made during the hiatuses were BTFO.
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>>91306253
Fuck that, two middle aged or elderly adults a few years apart can be pedophilia according to real arguments I've seen because any age gap ever is pedo, as can two adults of the same age if the relationship is "pedophile coded" because one adult is more socially awkward or something than the other adult of the exact same age.

Basically everything can be pedo if they don't like it somehow. But if they decided they like actual porn of real life kids it would somehow be empowering and progressive according to them. It's not based on logic it's based on bullshit.
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>>91312175
I like how we all agree that the Sheiths are Jews.
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>>91312175
We call them Klancerjesus and Klotormuhammad because there are only one of them.

There is one Lotullra anon but he only appears when all three of the Kallura Elders make their appearance in these threads at the same time.
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>>91312424
The Steak Shack.
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>>91312321
Someone needs to draw this.
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>>91312504
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>>91312365
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>>91312526
PRINCE OF EGYPT CROSSOVER WHEN
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>>91312321
>>91312365
I admit I went and turned on the Prince of Egypt ost.
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>>91312298
This depends, I have seen some Klancers insist it must always be totally nonsexual to avoid it being pedo and some antis saying that shipping any teenagers is pedo even if they never have sex.

A lot of Klancers say that once you turn 18 you must immediately stop shipping any of the Paladins including Klance and leave Voltron fandom delete everything you've made for it never talk to any other fans again and stop watching the show. I see that argument all the time.
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>>91312571
When did fandom turn into Logan's Run?
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>>91312504
We have Josh Keaton on our side.
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>>91312605
Is Josh Keaton Sheithmoses?
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>>91312452
We have our own history.

The Kallura elders live in a cave where they wait for the next prophecy to be told.

The Lotullura anon live in a lighthouse overlooking the elders cave.

The galrafags live in a closed off palace away from citizens so that noone could bother them or start a ship war. They're welcome to visitors considering their palace is big as shit.
>>91311710
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>>91312474
Nobody likes the scientologists.
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>>91312526
It's not very good quality, but enjoy
Regards, Ms-paint anon
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>>91312669
Thank you, Ms-paint anon!
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>>91312669
Ms-paint anon coming through for us yet again. Truly where would we be without you
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>>91312594
Good question. But this argument is everywhere among antis. Logan's Run or Kids Next Door.

Usually once they actually turn 18 antis suddenly decide that 18-23 is still a little kid (so they themselves still count as little kids even after hitting drinking age and can stay victims) and shipping early 20 somethings is pedo and asks people aged 24 and up not to follow or interact with them because that makes them pedo I've noticed instead of actually sticking with their advice. How convenient.
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>>91312564
>Tonight I shall pass through the land of fandom and smite all the firstborn headcanons of the Shallurans; but when I hear the popping of corks beyond your door, I will pass over you and the plague shall not enter
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>>91312763
10/10
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>>91312452
>>91312656
The /co/ vld bible
>BK- Before Klancerjesus
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>>91312660
At least the scientologists are creative.
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>>91312321
>>91312365
>>91312564
>>91312565
>>91312669
We prince of egypt now
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>I’m happy to see that people alreay ship Lotor with others but honestly, does Lotor x Keith have to be called KLOTOR. It sounds so clumsy and means “toilet gate” in german…

I guess we need to stop calling Keith/Lotor "Klotor".
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>>91306253
weren't people having a shit over zootopia with Judy being 24 while Nick being 32?

Do any of these people have grandparents? I know so many elderly who are married with 10+ year age gaps.
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Canon fursona episode when?
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>>91312804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iD8uxmLFdE
add this to the collection
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>>91312829
I call it Keitor but Leith looks the most popular even if the mane similarity to Lance/Keith is strong.
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>>91312829
But that translation is perfect.
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>>91312777

WE KILLED KLANCEJESUS!
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>>91312804
First the Shallura is Dead party and now Prince of Egypt, /co/ is on fire lately
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>>91312829
Yeah, I've been snickering anytime I see that shipname, but I still think it sounds better than Keitor.
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>>91312794
Nigga, the scientology cross is literally just a Christian one.
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>>91312371
You said the magic word.
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>>91312861
Leith is so lazy, convince them to call it Keitor.
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>>91312905
No ship name can beat Punk
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>>91312912
Still more creative than space parents in a coffee shop.
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>>91312829
Yeah, we should get a new name because the Klancefucks are gonna use it against us.
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>>91312871
And this is why everyone hates the Sheithjews
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>>91312943
We should be proud of our toilet gate of a trashship.
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>>91312943
We could use those crazy ass pokemon ship name methods
>Hardenshipping
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>>91312021
>>91312081
>>91312117
Then it is a good thing I have never subscribed to that name. Jesus is love; I don't love you. Jesus is mercy; Klance will show none. In all your eagerness to clutch to more false ships like Klotor and Kallura while giddy on the celebration of the demise of another false ship in Shallura, have forgotten the unimpeachable truth that this would not have unfolded without it being the will of Klance, and that the destruction of Shallura, like Sheith before it, was because of the great Work that heralds the coming of Klance. While you pat each other on the back and revel in victories earned for you by those faithful to Klance, by that same token you doom yourselves to that same fate in your denial of the might and glory of Klance. There is still much volume in the chalice of doubters' tears to be filled with the likes of yours, and from horizon to horizon stretch the sands of the desert in which you shall choke on the bitter ashes of your ships' inevitable defeat, scattered in pieces by the majesty of Klance.

So enjoy your celebrations while you're able, for your time of lamentation draws nearer each moment. To deny Klance is to meet oblivion. You who are so keen on prophecy must needs remember.
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>>91312993
>Hardenshipping
wat
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>>91312931
Fair point. Shallura is worst ship.
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>>91312943
Not to mention Lancelot. They got the high luxury apartment of shipnames, and Klotors got an outhouse.
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>>91313015
>Jesus is love; I don't love you.
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>>91313031
Lancelot also pissed off the Arthurianfags.
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>>91312594
>tfw in Logan's Runverse, I would be dead

Being an oldfag in this fandom is weird.
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>>91313055
Yeah, I wanted to find Lancelot/Guinevere NTR but I keep getting Voltron shit.
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>>91313015
SUMMONING COMPLETE
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>>91313031
>outhouse
I hope this means the Klotor version of a coffee shop AU is Lotor making Keith suck his dick in a portapotty at a music festival.
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>>91312656
I, for one, welcome our new Galra overlords.

t. Kallura elder
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>>91313124
E-ELDER!?
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>>91313124
You would you silly whore.
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>>91313026
In Pokemon fandom, ship names are usually puns off the characters?
>Hardenshipping
>Archie/Ocean + Maxie/Lava=Harden lava
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>>91313124
We have the comfiest beds in our Galra palace. Our quilts are made from Sirk's shed fur, making then the softest in the land.
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>>91313124
You are literally the best anon in this entire shithole thread.
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>>91313015
>tfw ur prophet reks u
all right then klancerkingofthejews
I'm joining Sheithmoses
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>>91313015
If you're not going to don the Jesus name but keep stealing his lines then we won't need you for our religion RP threads anymore.
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>>91313248
I'm glad you see the light. Blood and violance is what Klancejesus wants.
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You may think Shallura is dead but one day it shall rise again. Mark my words.
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>>91313248
He is indeed a false prophet. You were a fool for listening to him. Klance only leads to pain and misery.
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>>91313321
>stealing his lines
You know nothing in the Bible is original right?

t. /his/
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>>91313330
Ok tumblr
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>>91312929
Truth!
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>>91313360
Pfft, as if. You're not a true /his/torian if you're not a Christcuk or kebab.
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>>91313351
You mean he was the antichrist all along?
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>>91313330
I don't have enough boots to crush you Shallura cockroaches with.
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>>91313360
You obviously don't know how /his/ works.
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>5 months in this crazy entitled fandom stressing the crew
>until S3 releases
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>>91313402
>>91313462
Shoulda suspected /co/ would be retarded.
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>>91313330
>Dawn of the Shallurans
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>>91313015
Shut up, klocust.
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>>91313513
/his/ is my main board, fool.

>>91313542
Shallura is dead.
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>>91313495
>At least 3 more years with this fandom and new seasons
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>>91313513
>humanities are important
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>>91313581
/hers/ is your main board, retard
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>>91313330
>vitiligo allura
top jej
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I want Klancefags to slap my ass and call me a filthy saracen.

t. Klotor anon
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>>91313584
>Will be spending years and month with these
>Crazy
>entitled
>fans
>Want to leave the fandom but don't want to look away from the drama
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>>91313614
>/hers/ is your main board, retard
What did anon mean by this?
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>>91313584
>already been here for nine months
>three more years of this
>we still have months before we get to Lotor, where this fandom will probably get even worse
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>>91313698
They know of a secret feminist board.
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gotta love the smoker shiro
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>>91313495
>>91313584
>>91313674
>>91313706
>You're not just locked in here with the fandom
>You're locked in here with Klance
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>>91313706
Lotor will bring cleansing fire with him.
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>>91313674
All I wanted was to enjoy another Mir series, not this shitshow of a fandom. The poor team working on Voltron.
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>>91313757
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT
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>>91313674
I just want to be here when Kallura becomes canon, and I don't even like Kallura.
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>>91313757
Gotta love the Shlavbominations.
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>>91313674
>>91313706
>>91313764
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>>91313360
You do know that the Klancer anon copies many passages directly from the New Testament but changes the words to "Klance"?
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>>91313764
The ifunny really puts this all together.
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>>91313786
Choke on the smoke, bitch.
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>>91313757
>>91313786
Keep posting this shit
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>>91313757
Gotta love the Shance
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>>91313807
>there was a 16.7% chance that in another universe their offspring weren't hideous abominations
;_;
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>>91313786
Purefag detected.
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>>91313859
The middle one looks just like Shiro but with an unholy long torso.
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>>91313868
Oh, fuck why
>unzips
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>>91313859
I pit the Shlavlings. They know they are ugly as sin. And to add salt to the wound, Shiro ditches them and Slav so he can be 16 and pregnant with Allura.
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>>91313868
GOD
DON'T REMIND ME I DREW THIS
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>>91313910
LIES.
Shiro lives happily married to both Slav and Romelle and their hundred mutant children. Most of whom were birthed by Slav.
>>
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>>91313910
Shut the fuck up. Shlav is true love.
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>>91313932
But it's funny.
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>>91313951
Shiro's seed is a common household item across the universe.
>>
>>91313951
>>91313988
>petty Shlavfags trying to erase Alfor Jr from existence

Shame on you two.
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>>91314011
He even got Keith pregnant back at the Garrison but Keith was smart and got an abortion.
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>>91313910
Why can't you just let Shiro be happy with Slav?
Shallurafaggotry ruining everything again.
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>>91313814
He's never directly copied from the New Testament, retard, he copies from Catholic liturgy. He's also cribbed from the Bhaghavad Gita and the Satanic Bible. He's more well-read than most of /his/ is and definitely more than you are. Retard.
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>>91313975
>Samurai Shiro
No.
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>>91314015
Shiro can fuck whoever he wants and have hundreds of kids but he would NEVER leave Slav's side. They are happily married.
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>>91314054
So you are the Klance anon.
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>>91313993
Fine, then it can stay as long as people take it as a joke. I would never put too much effort into mpreg, much less other fetish drawings
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>>91314054
>actually taking the bait
wew lads
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>>91313757
Gotta love the death of Shallura
CLINK CLINK
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This one goes out to the anons arguing over the klancer talking like jesus
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>>91314089
No, just an oldfag who hates seeing what this fandom has become and how you treat each other. Reminds me of going to sci-fi conventions and watching the Trekkies and Babylon 5ers hack at each other like they were on Crusade.
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>>91313757
Uhhh....gotta love the religious comparisons?
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>>91314215
THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEVE.
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>>91313757
Gotta love the Sheithjews.
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>>91314257
Keith's ass is way too narrow to sit on that egg, and we all know Allura won't do it.

Looks like Coran is on egg siting duty again.
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>>91314257
Egg laying Alteans is such a good headcanon.
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>>91314286
Our Lord Protector!
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>>91314204
>i'm old
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>>91314195
You are a snivelling coward, MSP anon. You kept on drawing fanart of antichrist Klancer anon and he rejected you and yet you still worship him. When will you ever learn?

Keitormuhammad will treat you right.
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>>91314286
Is he gonna be our Moses or is some anon going to take the role of that?
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>>91314389
I'm not worshipping him, in fact if you had paid any attention, I renounced him here>>91313248
I made that image because arguing over how he talked just seemed stupid to me, regardless of worshipping him or not
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>>91314412
>Is he gonna be our Moses
No, I prefer we leave the VA's out of our funposting.
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>>91314389
Where the hell is our Muhammad anyway?
>>
>>91314462
He is slaying the infidels.
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>>91314438
Don't worry about monitoring stupidity. This is 4chan. Same goes for >>91314204. If you're as old as you claim then you should be used to this.
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>>91314459
Good point. I was just discussing what other anons had said.

>>91314462
Maybe he's out there trying to convince people to call it Keitor instead of Leith, because Leith is boring.
>>
>>91314523
Honestly, the only time 4chan was ever "civil" was in 2003 and early 2004.

t. super old fag
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>>91314523
All this tension is Keith's fault anyway.
>>
>>91314615
Holy shit, an actual originalfag. I didn't think any of you were left.
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>>91314648
There are Kallura elders and then there are true elders
>>
>>91314677
I am a Kallura elder though. We used to have 1984 Voltron threads on 4chan back in the old days on /b/ back when it was still an anime board.
>>
>>91314462
Klotor, and Lotullra anon are rare to come by. Usually If two elders are posting or if all three post they show up.

Klancer anon shows up just by mentioning klance so many times.
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>>91314707
>/b/ back when it was still an anime board.
Holy fuck.
>>
>>91314677
I've been here since 06, and I thought I was an oldfag. I assumed almost all the originalfags had left by now.
>>91314707
Sounds comfy. Did you find 4chan through Something Awful?
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>>91314777
I'm also from 2006. I've been here for over a decade...
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>>91314707
The Kallura elders are scaring me with their powers.
>>
>>91314777
>>91314838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
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>>91314838
The days when Cock Mongler and shoop da woop was everywhere, and /b/ used to have weird shit embedded all in the pages.

Pretty sure I still have a couple of images saved from that era...
>>
>>91314777
Yeah, back when it was still 4chan.net and being a tripfag was the norm. Threads were very slow but discussion was fairly decent.
>>
>>91314960
I used to lurk SA at that time, but I never went to the anime forum, so I didn't even know 4chan existed until a few years later.
>>
>>91314960
>4chan.net
>everyone is tripfag
>nobody knows about the site
>decent discussion

Incredible.
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>>91308741
>ywn fuck galra shiro
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>>91315018
There were literally only two boards originally too, I think. /a/ and /b/.
>>
>>91315018
People made tentacle rape jokes all the time and that got boring pretty fast.

t. Kallura elder
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>>91315052
You are truly ancient.
>>
>>91315041
It used to be just /a/, but /b/ was born not much later.
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>>91314636
Keith is the prize, but there's only one winner.
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>>91315267
Nope, /b/ was the first board ever created and /h/ was the second.

t. Kallura elder
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>>91315358
How can Lancefags see this and still think Allura is "adult coded"? Jesus Christ.
>>
>>91315403
As you all know, Klancers and Shitlluras are retarded.
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