X-men Gold #1 Storytime

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Finally someone asks what we have all been wondering

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Storm grew back her hair in record time

I still think that planting the Xavier Institute in fucking Central Park is stupid.
Doing something this blatantly illegal which also puts people in danger is only going to make humans hate them more.

>>91295804
But aren't Inhumans genetic time-bombs too?

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And I have never heard of this Guggenheim individual

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When did Rachel pick up the name Prestige

Why can't she ever get a nice costume
>>91295832
Quiet now don't question your inhuman overlords

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And it seems that the timer between post is always 60 seconds now, even with an image.

Thanks Hiro

>>91295881
I love that he refused to be called Wolverine

>>91295860
Kind of random that they're fighting Terrax of all people. He has no relation to the X-Men and is currently showing up in Thanos.
Why would they think he's dead?

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> Salty as fuck that Kitty's awful generic outfit.
> Salty as fuck about the poor art.
> Salty as fuck that Storm lack's mohawk.
> Salty as fuck that Storm lack's deep cleavage.
> Happy as fuck that someone finally spelled this shit out - >>91295804
> Salty as fuck she will probably be a villain.

Ok. I had written off marvel completely due to their pussified double crossing of the ff and Xverse franchises after willingly selling the rights to them, then their masterful manipulation of the fans to bash the companies acting in good faith in hopes of rewarding marvel, acting in bad faith. No one ever says, if marvel wants their characters back so badly why not do the non-jewish thing and simply offer a cant-refuse offer of buy back?

Anyways, I like this art quite a bit and am interested so far in this reboot. fuck marvel, they are trying to snag me again.

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>>91295920
I think he's supposed to be dead, I recall way back in AvX that he was on a planet that the Phoenix destroyed. Isn't the current Terrax from another dimensions that the Illuminati crossed path with during the whole Colliding universes thing?

>>91295804
>FACT channel
>heritage group

I guess we're doing this

>>91295909
How OP is Kitty now?

>>91295964
>I recall way back in AvX that he was on a planet that the Phoenix destroyed.
First of all, how would Rachel know that?
Second of all, it didn't stick, he showed up again soon after in Drax and Thanos' books.
The Illuminati Terrax was killed in Secret Wars.

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>>91295975
Question is will these people replace the purifiers or not
>>91295979
She has always been able to do that, don't you recall Whedon X-men run where she phased a massive bullet right through the planet?

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>>91296010
Then your guess is as good as mine as to why they think he is dead.

>>91295990
I love how they have to keep writing "or the champions" now

>>91295964

Not the same Trex. This one is from in alternate reality.

>>91295964

Nevermind. I'm retard. Chalk it up to Secret Wars.

>>91295964
Terrax could've survived the Phoenix purge.

>>91296051
We live in a real world where people question whether nelson mandela died when he didnt and people cant understand why characters in a busy universe might not be up to date on obscure galactic characters?

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Hey look at that, almost like moving into central park was a bad idea.

Although I question what kind of mayor allowed such a thing

>>91296077
man this a slow ass storytime..

>>91296051
>>91296077
> muties playing baseball


that used to be OUR game

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Almost like moving into central park was a really bad idea

Clearly the only way to get the money is mutant car wash.
>>91296118
Perfect

>>91296119
one that wanted some of that sweet xmen money. He knows they keep rebuilding so they must be loaded

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>>91296120
1 minute between each post, even with images.

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Kurt is right, the X-men won that war.

The Central Park location is just as dumb as Avengers Mansion in the city always was but is even dumber now since SHIELD is all about public safety. No way the city would allow them to set up shop in central frigging park!

Personally i would put them in the mountains of Virginia giving them access to DC and Langley but not in the middle of a fricking super city that is the number one target of terrorists already.

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Nice wallpaper

>>91295822
Yup. Not just illegal but strategically indefensible.
"Where would be a great place to park our abode which is always attacked by entities big and small, I know!, somewhere with disrupted sightlines due to trees where defenseless bystanders congregate." Not to mention anyone can wander up to their house and they can't do shit about it because its public land, unless they are annexing Central Park? So many problems.

>>91296164
>>91296183
This art is really fucking bad. I think I would take Greg Land instead.

>>91295979

I hate her but she can totally do that, she saved earth by phasing a giant bullet through earth (she was inside the bullet)

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Santo continues to be the best

>>91295979
Cosmically overpowered by the Black Vortex. Just like Angel, she never used the power all the time so she still has plenty inside.

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>>91296207
Could be worse, could be the notliefeld who is currently on Thunderbolts

>>91296143
Really prefer Logan's bomber jacket to the trench coat, hopefully he goes back to it. Also whoever is writing him in this is shit

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Poor boy never learns

"Aggression against the Inhumans"...I hate Marvel for that. "If you dont let them gas you to death you are a bigot".

Grossly tone deaf shit right there.

>>91295961
AllTheseFlavors.jpg

>>91296051
It's maybe like when you see an old actor/singer on TV and you are surpised because you thought he was dead

>>91296202
are both of these new x-men?

>>91296207
Its not amazing but it gets 5000 extra points for not using anime-like cartoon faces. I hate what you faggots have done to western art styles with your fucking anime and cartoon obsessions. i HATE anatomically impossible saucer eyeballs.

>>91296119
Oh man, that old FF plot point

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I remember when Mystique claimed that the name was supposed to be ironic

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Backstory

>>91296272
>turning down a perfect husbando

>>91296272
Finally Kitty acted like a mature girl. Unlike with Quill on Zdarsky book.

Wait does this mean fucking Guggenheim is a better writer than Zdarsky? That can't be posible can it? /co/ told me Zdarsky was good and Gug was shit (which, quite honest, is something that has been confirmed with this book to be honest).

>>91296370
She's supposed to be married to Star-Lord right or is she going the "strong womyn that need no man" arc now?

>>91295920
apparently (according to old handbooks of marvel), Terrax is a mutie, so maybe they detected him with some cerebro shit?

>>91296428

I thought they got divorced after CW2.

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>>91296410
I know nothing about Guggenheim or Zdarsky so I can't help

>>91295963
you can collect them for free

>>91296383
If thats the case i cant wait till we see Luke cage and the falcon being branded radical extremists for fighting a group that lynches blacks from tress and lamp posts. The "hangman vows to keep up his mission despite the terroristic efforts to cut his ropes! news at 11!"

>>91296350
>Pyro alive
>Avalanche alive
>Magma evil
Does that mean that this Broherhood is not what it seems to be, or is it just standard writer/editor incompetence?

>>91296350
This was actually ok. One of the better X-Book number 1's in a while at anyrate.

Except...how is Pyro and Avalanche back and why is Magma evil?

>>91295804
it's really good that someone finally brought up this question in-comic. maybe retards will finally stop asking "why"

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So that's Xmen Gold

Could have been worse

>>91296478
>and why is Magma evil
She did it once before.

And it was just as retarded then as it is now.

>>91296410
Zdarsky sucks. Maybe he himself shilled himself on /co/

>>91295832
Inhumans can choose when and where to undergo terigenesis. Even when the clown was a thing. Inhumans would show up to contain the issue.

X-men can't predict this shit so if a mutants power evolves and no one is around to deal with it, it can just kill an entire city.

>>91296488
All things considered it was a plausible explanation too.

>>91296478
different pyro and avalanche.
not dominik pietros and john allerdyce

>>91296428
>>91296445
She never married Star-Lord, but the way that story was handled was so dumb we never found out why they separated in the first place.

>>91296529
yeah. now, anytime someone starts a retarded thread with "why mutants are hated, and superheroes not", I can post this page

of course, I can also post a random page of avenger comic, where bystanders are also protesting against avengers, but that would be too easy.

>>91296294
They need a jet to go like 10 miles?

>>91296225

the only Rachel look I like is the one she was in space with Havok, Polaris and the Shi Ar guy who delesbianized her with his final fantasy sword..

>>91296532
do we actually care? she went with gaylord, because bendis. she left gaylord because bendis left gaylord too

>>91296272
>But I've moved on
We'll see how long that last. If Guggenheim can actually have them move on from their shit relationship, I'm gonna retract anything bad I said about him, but I seriously doubt it.

>>91296473

the writer said months ago these are people with similar powers who decided to take the names of those dead characters.

>>91296549
Ive always siad something similar about mutants vs other types. To the public the other types are anomalies...most people would die if bitten by a radioactive spider or blasted by a gamma bomb...most people will never be inhumans or aliens...people generally have to seek out and train in magic...people have to have access to super-tech...but a mutant event could happen to anyone, to anyones kids...i could see that being a psychological issue for the public. Presenting it plainly in a page like this will go a long ways. I bet that single spread will become heavily shared over the next few years.

>>91295961
What awful, shallow gripes you have with this book.

>>91296143
> next issue Kitty turns Xavier school into a Mutie whore house to pay the bills


just like my japan comics

>>91296663
There is also a question, or where do you go from that? Mutants are only the first step of the evolution. The ultimate evolutionary goal is for humans to become Eternals-like.

Also, how do you make people safe? How do you fight crime? Also, some people are ugly mutants, while others are pretty. etc. etc.

>>91296643
oh, just lazyness then

>>91295964
Is that how her powers work?

>>91296350

Magma
New Pyro
New Avalanche
The Morlock with the power of plastic surgery (was it Masque?)
and a new character, right?

also, why is Magma evil and the leader?

>>91296370
This. Women these days don't know a good thing when they see it. Most of them at least.

>>91296769
Peter / Piotr is a poorfag

Attacking the UN isn't evil

>>91296791
Fucking how? He can hold up whole buildings and has bulletproof skin. There are so many business opportunities in being that strong.

>>91296370
>crazy obsessed stalker
>perfect
Why Kitty still considers him a friend still baffles me.

>>91296026
>we need to build trust
What? How long have the X-men been around in the real world? At some point it's less about trust and more about "oh, I know you guys. You normally do stuff." Fuck Marvel, if you want to go down politicians saying they're HMDs, fine. But it's 2017. Just cuz Trump is in office, doesn't mean 20 people are all going to be collectively racist, unless they saved a white nationalist lunch party.

>>91296813
Yeah, as a building construction worker. BUT HE IS RUSSIAN, which means, he is an illegal immigrant. So, sorry Piotr, but no money for you here

>>91296143
Yeah, Logan. Attack the guy. I'm sure that'll solve everything.

>>91296563
You think the 5 unit team walked? gotta be prepared for whatever their exfiltration plan is, which would probably not be walking or using the roads.

>>91295881
holy shit, Storm is fucking ripped

>>91296840
He could be an under-table bodyguard for rich people. Superstrength and bulletproof skin. He could make a killing.

>>91296549
>where bystanders are also protesting against avengers
There is a difference between protesting and trying to genocide with giant robot.

>>91296847
he's like 1000 years old. Im sure at least 1 time its solved everything. why not bet on #2

>>91296864
Colossus has a heart of gold. He wouldn't do that
He is an artist, not knucklehead

>>91296869
true. one is lethal, the other annoying
I let you guess which is which

>>91296026
Wasn't this the same thing Havok preache on his Uncanny Avengers speech?

Didn't Kitty go on a full kike rant about how that speech said the wrong things when the O5 asked?

Yeah I know, she's a retarded cunt.

>>91296884
I didn't say rich drug dealers. He could protect their children or something. Bulletproof skin.

>>91296143
>18 Million
>Thinks that's alot of money in NYC.

Add a zero. My small house in queens is 1.5 million.

>>91296143
>these prices are high
>you literally moved a school for people with unpredictable powers that gets attacked on a weekly bases to CENTRAL FUCKING PARK." Who thought this was a good idea. Idealism and inspiration are cool and all...buy you can't just do what you want.

>>91296912
>He could protect their children or something
You would let your kids being with a MUTIE?
What if they get some mutant cooties?

>>91295833
He wrote a few seasons of arrow

>>91296921
In RE tax?

>>91296769
I blame their father's for not raising them right

>>91296921
Muties get a tax rightoff though because Genova

>>91295804
Morisson had already given an explanation based on survival of the species, though. Humans are genetically programmed to hate mutants due to them being the "next step" that may wipe them out, much like the neanderthals.

>>91295796
>is it shit?
It's as bad as America, excet it's boring instead of cringeworthy
Shit line-up has the shit comics it deserves

>>91296961
>That wouldn't work because in some cases it wouldn't work
Think and grow rich, anon..

>>91296989
I blame women having the vote, voting socialist, and their daughter's daughters receiving marxist indocrination all through their school esp. in college and high school.

>>91297015
Why do you hate U.S.A.? You commie faglord

>>91297056
>Think and grow rich, anon..
I can only think about booties and tits
My brain is not much use for anything else

>>91297056
I blame men for letting women have the vote

What is Nova Roma up to these days?

>>91296077
>like gold
POTTERY

>>91296272
>>91296294
i'll never take Kitty seriously as a leader if this stupid teenage girl bullshit continues, she's an adult, yet those thought boxes and this subplot in general are cringeworthy and disturbing

>>91297097
Aw, dayum

>>91296143
Whatever happen to the son of krakoa? he could produce diamonds to pay for the expenses

>>91297015
You know nothing about X-characters if you think these characters are a shit line-up. theres a ton of possible interactions and development based on who these characters are and what they have done. Nightcrawler, Storm, Logan, of course, Kitty...they all have extensive histories and worldviews and backgrounds. the only way these characters will suck is if the writer sucks.

>>91297140
And cause a market crash?

>>91297165
Not that anon, but I think that it's a very safe line-up. You get the same old, same old line-up. I wouldn't mind if the line-up was spiced with at least 2 noob characters

This is shit. Strange. Fuck you Ike.

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>>91296370
That is not kurt

>>91297165
Not that anon, but I think the line up is shit as well, not because the characters or their interactions are bad, but because we've seen these characters together so much and for so long, even Guggenheim is having trouble with presenting new stuff.

>>91296446
>>91296469
So the extra 1$ was for a 5 page recap?

I heard that they're trying to make Storm x BP happen again. Disgusting.

>>91295975
Is Nance a reference/riff on Christina Hoff Sommers, the factual feminist?

>>91296428

She's gonna get into a lesbian relationship with Rachel

>>91296370
he's the perfect personification of 4chan in general, frustrated artist who never did anything with his life, therefore has no problems with wanting to die at the very first opportunity, and in the meantime hides under the guise of nice guy although reality shows he's just a creep who can only get some satisfaction in obsessing over a girl, who rejected him a long time ago, like a total creep

In other words, he's /ourguy/

>>91297382
That is the most bizarre interpretation of his character I have ever read.

>>91297165
Oh, yes, I'm so ready for another year of Muh Katya, Muh Elf and all that
If I feel nostagic, I'll just re-read some old Claremont stuff instead of some Marvel Rebirth crap, thank you very much

>>91296026
>"Human being," even.

Uh, no bitch, you were the one who jumped down Havok's ass for being an Uncle Tom for saying that exact same shit. You went on and on about how WE AREN'T THE SAME and MUH IDENTITY and now you want to build bridges with the people you willingly cut yourself off from?

christ, x-men really needs to figure out what exactly it's a fucking allegory for because it's all over the place

>>91295909
It's still 30 if you have a pass.

>>91297398
Consider the following

He moved into Kitty's old room because it was her old room.

>>91295820
Is that Kitty and Rachel?

>>91295931
>Logan being able to cut Terrax's axe in half
REEEEEEE IT'S POWERED BY THE POWER COSMIC

>>91297497
Yes

>>91295990
"or the Champions" for fucks sake

They shouldnt have dropped Colossus fucking Domino

>>91297490
They love each other and he misses her. That doesn't make him a creep.

>>91295796
>is it shit?
It's X-Men.

So duh

>>91295820
> Like you have no idea

DROPPED

>>91297671
I can name you 10 things that are shittier than the x-men

>>91297657
How many times has she told him she has moved on?

hint: this wasn't the first time

>>91297812
And yet, that doesn't stop X-Men from being shit

>>91297845
Yeah, but they are not as shit as Moon Girl, for example

>>91297835
It's not like he's following her around and sniffing her dirty panties. Maybe he should back off but you can't really blame him for trying. Especially when she's gone back and forth with him so many times.

>>91296965
The good ones or the shit ones?

>>91296992
No, Morrison's explanation was that a sentient, telepathic bacteria from the dawn of time makes humans hate mutants.

>>91297171
Nah, all he has to do is put out a single, exemplar quality diamond in a sought-after color and they'd be sitting good for at least three or four years.

>>91297382
>frustrated artist who never did anything with his life

Except be a superhero and save the world many times over.

>therefore has no problems with wanting to die at the very first opportunity

Citation needed.

>meantime hides under the guise of nice guy although reality shows he's just a creep

You don't understand what you're reading. If you really think a character like this is anything like you, you're about as autistic as you come off in your post.

>>91297948
>No, Morrison's explanation was that a sentient, telepathic bacteria from the dawn of time makes humans hate mutants.
fuck off

>>91296704
black vortex gave her a booster back in space

>>91296294
Yes, let's place our fucking fighter jet in the middle of Central Park, that's totally legal and not gonna destroy the ecology at all. Fucking muties.

>>91298064
Hammer space

>>91295804
Hillary as a mutant Bigot? Say it ain't so.

>>91296921
a month?

>>91295833
He wrote Oliver and felicity on Arrow. Take that as you will.

>>91297171
doesn't have to be the american market

>>91295990
THe illuminati almost lost vs Terrax. He litteraly just stood here, watching the X-men. Also: why should he just attack earth? Also: How can Logan smite the Axe? Fuck this book already.

>>91297937
>>91296965
>>91295833
Both good and shit ones. Guggie is a fucking wild card.

On the one hand, he's responsible for the utter shit Season 4 of Arrow and the rise of Tumblricity toxic fanbase.

On the other hand, he listened to fan complaints and made Season 5 not suck.

Aside from Arrow (which IS pretty stale) he's also the showrunner of Legends of Tomorrow, which started out very weak, improved by the second half of the season, then produced Season 2 with Eobard Thawne's Legion of Doom, which is probably one of the best TV capeshit products ever.

Guggenheim is very receptive to feedback - the problem is WHO he listens to. By trying to cater to tumblrinas he ruined Season 4 of Arrow by making Felicity Smoak THE main characters. After listening to hordes of angry nerds whining, he had Arrow go back to its roots of cheesy, yet epic, action.

He also somehow adapted Prometheus, Adrian Chase and Simon Hurt as a single character.

>>91296530
Dominic Petros and St. John Allerdyce.

Sorry for the autism but they're my favourite Marvel characters.

>>91298395
I wasn't certain whether he was St. John, or simply John. Thank you for correction, to be honest

And I've seen both spelling of Dominic / Dominik
Remember that he is a Greek, not an american

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>>91298395
>they're my favourite Marvel characters.

Holy shit. I thought I was the only one.

>>91298444
Technically it's Dominikos Petrakis (anglicized to Dominic Petros), but I wasn't sure how many people knew that. And no problem!

>>91297900
she only went back once, and she ended up this time. all those other times it was always him

>>91298494
Good to meet you, brother!

>>91297956
>Citation needed.
it's literally in the fucking recap

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>>91298547
Definitely, same to you!

>>91298498
Fuck, I didn't. Now I learned something new today.

>>91296903
to be honest, it's not necessarily it.
havok said something like "being a mutant means nothing to me", while she said "welp, I'm a mutant, please don't hate me"

To be honest. It wasn't bad, now when I think about it

>>91296417
>>91296446
>>91296469
>>91296497
It really looks like marvel put some effort into making x-men readable again. Not very often you have extra pages explaining the convoluted mythos

>>91298753
but this time she rejected the special nicknames like Havok did, while Bendis Kitty said being called mutant instead of just persons, was their special thing they should be proud of.

>>91298883
>Bendis.
and everything makes sense now

>>91296387
>Rachel fled the team
actually, she was taken by Spiral to Mojoverse, and her whereabouts were supposed to be explained in the Greatest X-Men story never told, which was supposed to be Phoenix mini-series.

>>91298590
I was pleased he was at least vaguely Greek in the Wolverine and the X-Men cartoon...I think that's the only time it's really been made clear.

>>91296446
that nightcrawler face in the first panel never ceases to make me kek

>>91299038
Many things in other media interjected with comics. I'm not sure whether mystique as nightcrawler's mother was revealed first in the cartoon or the comic.

I know that Cyke / Jean wedding happened first in the cartoon.

Also, Nightcrawler being a catholic monk was a cartoon thing, as in comics he was a swashbuckler

>well it's not bad
why can't people just admit when a Marvel comic is actually pretty entertaining?

>>91297948
>No, Morrison's explanation was that a sentient, telepathic bacteria from the dawn of time makes humans hate mutants.
honestly I still love this. less because of the lore and more about morrison being completely unable to accept the logical plot hole that comes from having mutant heroes in the same world as normal heroes, yet only mutants are hated

>>91296515

Weve seen inhumans who got changed y the cloud without warning. Hell the XMen have seen inhumans changed by the cloud without warning.

>>91299124
because it's marvel.

also, isn't it weird that the recap omits completely everything about Hope? she is only called a "ward of the X-Men"

>>91299083
>I'm not sure whether mystique as nightcrawler's mother was revealed first in the cartoon or the comic.
Comic.
>I know that Cyke / Jean wedding happened first in the cartoon.
Technically yes, but since Morph was the minister it didn't count. They married again later, after the comic marriage happened.

>>91299124
Too much pride for that.

>>91299195
>Morph was the minister it didn't count
dayum

It's also kinda hilarious how Nasty Boys were the only henchmen in the cartoon, while in the comic it was mostly Marauders

>>91299083
Mystique was established as Nightcrawler's mom in the comics first, but it appeared in the cartoon only a couple of years later. Although they'd hinted at a familial connection between them more than a decade earlier.

>>91299124
Everyone thought that Guggen would suck.
To find that he is passable, it feels anticlimatic

Nice little history lesson at the end for the casuals who've never read an x-men book before. Maybe we'll get less stupid questions now.

>>91296026
GeeCee

>>91299266
>Although they'd hinted at a familial connection between them more than a decade earlier.
originally, Mystique was supposed to be Kurt's FATHER.

>>91299313
I miss Guido

>>91295990
The Champions JUST got chewed out by the Marvel citizens after a fucking bum claimed that they've beaten him up.

>>91299279
>Implying they aren't doing it, because they love seeing us sperging out

>>91299269
give it time, even Bendis looks good on his first issues

>>91296903
>>91296026
It's also a mirror of Scott's speech in Whedon's Astonishing X-Men.

>>91299384
Liar. I remember how much I cringed after the first Bendissue. It was really awful from the start

Reading the recap made me realize how much I miss Namor on the X-Men

>>91296417
>All these popular X-Men
>And Marrow

>>91299461
MvC2 nigga

>>91299422
I certainly can remember how much I'm cringing still after reading this issue

>>91299479
Nothing tops bendispeak. Ever. No contest.
The sole thought of the bendismen makes my head hurt a painful headache

>>91299181
It briefly mentions how Nightcrawler died for Hope, but doesn't even mention her name or anything else about it. Maybe Cable's book will explain what happened with her.

>>91299477
Where she was mediocre at best, definitely not viable.

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I recommend reading the first few sentences for a cheap kek
>torrent

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>>91296302

>armor
>rockslide
>new

>>91299612
That's the thing. She was. Unlike Rachel, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, etc.

>>91296350
>I remember when Mystique claimed that the name was supposed to be ironic
It's frustrating because recent incarnations of the group ditched the "Evil" part of the name because of course they fucking would, no group that considers themselves to be righteous would have the word evil in the name.

>>91299675
And this squad might be normal-ass thugs

>>91299708
Normal-ass thugs don't attack the UN, it's clear that they're ideologically motivated.

>>91299632
>putting the idea of pirating the book into paying customer's heads

Retards.

>>91299741
Everyone and their mom attacks the UN at some point in Marvel. An easy way to get good guys to show up to fight.

>>91299181

Hope was a mistake.

Cable was the mutant messiah for a while too.

They're doing it right.

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>>91299675
There's also the Brotherhood part to consider. They do have a woman there.

The thing that people misremember is that Magneto's team wasn't called B.O.E.M. at first in the comic. Instead, the name was coined from the newspaper article that Johnny Storm was reading

>>91297366
More likely that other pundit who's name sounds like Nance. Not everybody knows about your stupid internet celebrities.

>>91297382
>>91296370
>>91296387
Reminder that "the initial attraction" between Colossus and Kitty consisted of Peter trying to stop Katya from jailbaiting him, hard.

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>>91296350
>new Avalanche

If it's not pic related I will be sorely disappointed.

>>91295804
WTF, why is Hilldawg the villain?

>>91300108
I mean, why not

>>91296497
What could be worse? There's nothing in this I like. The dull nostalgia framing, the contrived setting, the villain unoriginality, it all feels so lazy yet so forced. When the first issues of your relaunch make Bendis' starts seem good, that's a problem.

>>91300249
stop samefagging, Brian Michale

>>91300249
>it all feels so lazy yet so forced.
That's not how you spell "Organic," anon.

>>91296563
Arriving by Uber just wouldn't be as impressive

>>91296565
>delesbianized her
I began following Rachel with that run, care to elaborate?

>>91296350
That's not really magma, right guys? It's just some generic fire chick, right?

>>91300889
Magma or not, why the hell would they go with two fire characters?

>>91295796
So how does Guggenheim fare?

>>91299968
>teenage girl shows interest in you
>you try to reject her because moral stuff but find out she's really really interested for some reason
>give in to her affection and push a relationship
>get a psychopathic obsession with her
>stay obsessed even after plenty of wasted new chances and two failed runs on a relationship with her
>even her getting engaged with another guy doesn't stop your obsession
you know that bit of information made Colossus look even more pathetic

>>91301092
surprisingly promising.
the book seems to be comfy as fuck

>>91299632

>stories that feel like a throwback to the Halcyon days of Uncanny X-men

Nigga, vintage Claremont would have planted the seeds for 3 epic story arcs in just this issue alone.

Instead we get:

>herp derp X-men fight some flunkie
>herp derp "mutants are feared and want to repair their image" mission statement
>herp derp play baseball
>herp derp end with stinger of another rehashed super villian team

>>91301303
nigga, Claremont, Englehart, Starlin, Stern, Steranko, Shooter, even fucking Stan Lee are on completely different level of storytelling. it's a level that most of the modern writers will never achieve, because they are lazy. also, these times are looooong gone. it's like complaining that rain is wet

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>>91295961
I'm personally indifferent to the mohawk, unless it's that mega mohawk that goes all the way down in the back. That's the best one.

>>91296183
>Inhumans create a giant peanut cloud of holocaust that kills mutants
>Inhumans think they kill Cyclops and manipulate the media into think Cyclops was Hitler for making a cloud harmless to mutants
>mutants are the badguys
I hope the Inhuman tvshow is panned worse than Iron Fist.

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>>91301362
>Englehart

>>91299632
>while still being fresh and new
Yeah, redoing Whedon's story with Claremont's team and a back premise tackled before by Morrison is so fresh

I mean, I hate Bendis as much as everyone else, but at least the fat fuck tries new stuff

>>91301474
what? you don't like steve?

>>91301488
bringing O5 into the future wasn't his idea, it was Alonso's idea, it's just that Bendis really really wanted to write it

>>91301423
well, it's going to be cheaper than IF for sure

>>91301496
>Spends the whole run jerking off his OC don't steel, then when he writes another book than Avengers, she still shows up.

>>91301559
also, given that it's Perlmutter's child, who works for Trump, and given how much sjws hate Trump.... it's basically D.o.a.

>>91301585
I didn't have problem with Mantis. I did have problem with Madsilver. But otherwise, he was really a good writer

>>91296563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpvGZy-kM-c

I assume it's like this every there.

>>91296497
Thanks for the storytime. Yes, it could have been worse. Champions and Thunderbolts make that pretty clear. Yet this was still utter trash. It was a limp wrist attempt at a new start that was a cliche smacking attention grab to old readers, and it was trite as all fuck.

>>91295796
Don't really want to read it, so I'll just look at the last page.
>>91296350
Eh, not too bad, I guess.

>>91302289
At least it didn't end in a dance-off.

>>91301585
Literally almost every writer does this.

>>91296225
>Prestige
>better than anything

>>91297312
I won't defend the price, but the decission to put a short recap of the entire history of the team at the end of the book is a good one. Especially after almost every previous X-Men writer couldn't be fucking bothered to research any of it for the last few years.

>>91295796
Is Prestige a lesbian?

I feel like only a lesbian would take such a name.

>>91295820
>Hey I know you're from an alternate universe and all, but do you want to immediately banter as if you're the Logan I've known since I was a tween?

>>91295860
>wishing a champion would show up

Ya why aren't the children fighting your battles for you? Good question, Rachel.

>>91302529
in the grimdark future of whatever, all sex falls under prison rules and you're too grateful to have a warm humanoid to rub up against to care if their crotch is an innie or an outie.

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>>91302529
Well she's Jean Grey's daughter, so she's very homosexual-friendly. And has a very close relationship with Kitty.

>>91302529
Her original getup was full body bondage suit with spikes and short hair

>>91302529
Claremont character. She's bi as fuck.

>>91302529

Wouldn't be surprised. Her husband Franklin Richards was killed. Her fiance turned out to be some mutie supremacist and the Shiar guy she banged wanted to kill her until the Phoenix force possessed them and just made them screw instead,

There's some stuff from back in the Claremont days too. Rachel calls Kitty her love and it was being hinted at. I think Kitty might have been too young, plus comic codes didn't allow same sex relationship to be depicted IIRC

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>>91302704
>short red hair
>tiny miniskirt

Damnit, I'm at work, I can't fap right now! Don't do this to me.

>>91302596
To be fair, she was supposedly supporting her dad behind the scenes... or something.

>>91296278
The funny thing is, if they were attempting to satirize the "white genocide" meme they were doing it in the wrong way. Demographic replacement isn't genocide: white people are choosing not to breed at replacement levels, nobody is coercing them into it. And yet the example they're using it is a cloud that LITERALLY kills and sterilizes mutants.

>>91296294
>In central park
>Need to get to the UN
>LETS FIRE UP THE JET
Wouldn't it take longer to get that thing prepped to fly than it would be to just hop in a van or something? Don't they have some more every-day sort of transportation?

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>>91302529

In X-men The End book its hinted that Rachel and Kitty got married. Rachel is Kitty's "Campaign manager". Claremont said that Kitty was a historic "first" and it's not because she was a mutant.

Why doesn't Kitty just phase the school underground or something so no one knows they're there.

>>91296026
While I don't expect the common Marvel citizen to know it but whenever the X-Men or Avengers go into the future and the Earth is a fucking apocalyptic wreck it usually does turn out to be the fault of mutants

>>91296119
So do the other X-Men know Logan's from an alternate future?

>>91302529
Marc G got some heat like a month ago because some twitard was whining the lineup wasn't enough and he dropped the beans there would be an LBGTQ character in the future

it's not Logan obviously, still doing KittyxPeter nonsense, Storm as a B makes sense but we all know that's a no go until Black Panther moves on (ie never) Kurt is team Christ guy and wet mop, so that leaves Rachel whose never had a meaningful relationship in continuity

hopefully she comes out to Kitty and gets rejected

>>91303072
Well if they know that there is a Wolverine underneath the Adamantium and that this one is really old, seems straight-forward.

>>91296497
>Cyclops became a global terrorist while provoking conflict with the Inhumans
No. No that's not what happened you jackasses. That's not what you fucking wrote

>>91303072
Don't think they really care considering how many of them have died and come back to life or are from the future/past. Alternate Timeline isn't anything to raise an eyebrow about.

>>91295820
dat jew nose

>>91295804
Anyone else find it goofy that it's the right that hates the mutants? The left doesn't want people owning guns without massive background checks (if then). There's no way they'd be okay with randos running around with concealed laser vision. Not to mention the ecological disasters caused by fucking with the weather or the privacy concerns of people who can read minds.

>>91302547
But he went through most of what 616 Logan went through so it's not that weird.

>>91303453
the left likes muslims, though

>>91296692
I mean, there are a million ways the X-Men could make a shit ton of cash. Don't they have access to a fuckload of alien technology? Patent the fuck out of that shit and license it out. There's no goddamn reason Google wouldn't pay 40 million a year for access to Danger Room tech.

>>91303495
Not in their backyards, though.

>>91303411
Well she is Jewish
>>91303453
>Anyone else find it goofy that it's the right that hates the mutants
Not really no

>>91303453
Comic writers are usually lefties who try not to cast liberals in that light. But you're definitely correct.

>>91303495
Also this. It's very hypocritical, but what do you expect.

>>91295820
>To me my X-men

>>91303536
true, they only like muslims if it's in mine of yours. but they keep their own jazzucis minority-free

>>91303607
*or yours
*jaccuzis
god, I need to sleep

>>91296840
I assume that Xavier took care of the immigration issue. I mean, he was recruited during the Cold War, the government would be throwing citizenship at Russian superhumans willing to defect.

And art is an entirely political game. All he needs to do to sell his art for millions is to play on the fact that he is both famous and a member of an oppressed minority. Wealthy liberals would be clawing each other's eyes out to outbid each other on his paintings just so they can brag to their friends about how progressive they are for owning art made by a "genetically different" artist.

>>91296202

when did Armor's armor get fixed?

>>91303643
>I assume that Xavier took care of the immigration issue
he suuure did. with the MINDWIPE special

>>91296026
What happened to "Shadowcat?"

>>91297140
Except the creation of diamonds is patented. And it's an extremely broad patent, covering virtually any means of creating diamonds that isn't "bury wood and wait". They'd get sued into oblivion by one of the wealthiest families on the planet. Maybe they'd win (challenging a patent for being overbroad is a thing) but there's a reason the patent hasn't been struck down.

>>91303643
>>91296840
See >>91303662

>>91303650
I was unaware it was able to break in the first place

>>91303662
iirc Xavier had all legal issues ironed out through Fred Duncan, his friend in the FBI.

>>91303966
Ah yeah. Too bad that they killed off Duncan off-panel. He is such an obscure character known only by the few

>>91303145
>hopefully she comes out to Kitty and gets rejected
Bitch, a Grey doesn't get rejected. Even if she wasn't a lesbian before, she'll be all "Kitty, you're, like, full gay." and she'll be all "God, I know" and that will be that.

>>91303495
Which makes no goddamn sense either.

>>91304275
congratulations, you just discovered the big secret about left-wingers

>>91304275
Ding ding ding. Don't tell /co/, though. They'll blame the /pol/ boogeyman.

>>91304479
the true /co/ knows. it's only outsider infidels who are obnoxious about that

>>91302902
Claremont is garbage!

>>91305147
why an exclamation mark?

>>91302902
Nowhere in that picture is hinted anything you just said, you're making stuff up or Reading too much into things, likely both.

>>91304193
Now we know the trick for that to work is to have an alternate reality you around, how's Rachel gonna get an alternate Kitty from another reality that has absolutely nothing to do with the one in 616/Prime Earth?

>>91302902
Kitty's also a Jewish woman

>>91296200
I think you missed the part where they didn't give them much choice. Just flamin teleported in Whole school. Just invited themselves.

That was alright, actually.

>>91303926
During Latour's volume of Wolverine and the X-men a Bamf teleported her out of her armor while she was in it.

For some reason the armor stayed as it was and she wasn't able to get back in or summon a different one. So she kinda dismantled it and turned it into an actual armor that she could take off because apparently she's an engineer?

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>>91296272
>One of the advantages of living in the middle of Manhattan, there is no shortage of restaurants to choose from.
>I ordered pizza. Chicago style.

You come into OUR CITY and you insult us like this, Peter?

>>91295820
why drawing the best claws that short?

>>91296202
With how long santos been training i gotta think hes ready for active duty by now

>>91306401
He disappeared after Cyclops died. No clue what he's been up to while Anole's been getting ripped

>>91306425
>anole getting ripped
>anus getting ripped

>>91303453
"The Left," in America at least, is about using government to make people safer or make their lives better through regulations (gun safety, environmental rules, health regulations, consumer protections, etc) and social programs. Liberals probably would support a mutant or superhero registration program in the name of public safety.

"The Right" pretty much just believes in "anything that helps me is good, anything that helps people who aren't me is bad. Also anyone who's not like me is bad." So rightists are more likely to just outright hate mutants for being different.

>>91305226
Claremont mentioned it in a podcast interview. Of course, he could be lying about his earlier intentions, but that's what he said.

>>91296051
Mutants and Avengers playing sports always SAID no powers and used them anyway.

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>Prestige

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>91296143
kek, Kitty, it's not the first time you got screwed

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>>91296272
Rachel x Kitty OTP CONFIRMED???

>Guggenheim

>>91305718
well that sounds stupid, glad it's ignored then

>>91305868
He ordered it BECAUSE it was Kitty's favorite, didn't you get that from the dialogue?

>>91296350
will continue to read, but not worth buying at 3.99

>>91295990
>or the champions
is this something similar to the Carol's popularity situation? Like they are a big deal but only Marvel cares about it?

>>91296143
What the hell did they expect?
They moved their entire fucking school to Central fucking Park.

>>91302456
anon, Kitty ordered her to look forward. And Rachel lives to please her kitty.

>>91308447
>Rachel and Kitty in a dom-sub relationship.

Fuck you. Now I have to go fap again.

>>91295796
>Kitty
DDDDDDDDDDDropped

>>91307386
Grow the hell up.

>>91305718
Absolutely nothing about WatXm v2 sticked. It's like negative canon.

>>91295804
Everything that she said applies non-mutant powered people, too. There's no fucking justification for it. The only difference is the label mutants or mutates have.

>>91308829
Quentin was part of the Hellfire Club, but apparently he's gone back to the school

Idie's haircut?

>>91296206
F L A T S C A N
M E A T
S H I E L D

>>91296488
The retards asking why never noticed that the only enhanced beings humans don't instantly hate the fuck out of had to do years of community service as public superheroes or had actual standing in society/government to help protect them.

>>91295860
I think it's a nice costume. Distinctive from her teammates, at least.

>>91296417
>skipping most of New Mutants and the entirety of X-force
>Austen's ridiculous plot about Pope Nightcrawler gets acknowledged

>>91308228
Let's be fair here. What's popular with MU citizens has normally been different from what's popular with us. The Avengers were always considered the A -list heroes when in rl they were the couldn't hold a solo comic heroes. Spiderman is the undisputed king irl while in the MU he's been a Z-lister that inexplicably shows up everywhere for a long time.

>>91296903
Yeah but that was Bendis making her do a kike rant when she's actually the original person to do the havok speech.

>>91296350
>>91296715
>>91300889
Remember when Guggenheim had Magma kill Dust by turning her into Glass? And then Glass shattered and Magma melted her back into Dust?
But that gave her glass cancer?

>>91296469
Oh? They're gonna talk about the no soul thing?

>>91310133
Fuck you I had literally blotted out that series.

>>91311050
Well prepare for the return of Graymalkin and Ink

Guggenheim is back

>>91309130
None of New Mutants or X-Force are on this team. They only mention Excalibur because half the line-up is in this book. And New Mutants only got mentioned because of Magma appears at the end.

>>91295931
>Logan beating Terrax
I was mad before I opened the thread, but I don't know what I expected.

>>91311333
Illyana drama ties in to Colossus.

>>91295796
it´s very bland, seems more of the same of any other uncanny or extraordinary in the last years.
Still is only the 1st issue, let´s see what it it fairs after 6 or 7 issues.

- Rachel costume is shit
- The cosmic power has fallen a lot to be beaten by this team
-what the hell is doing Terrax at earth now? no explanation, using a formidable cosmic powerhouse as a small fry and not integrating it in a great saga...not very auspicious

>>91296446
>>91296469
God damn, they tried super hard not to mention Hope.

Not a peep about Messiah Complex or Messiah War. In Second Coming, Kurt died "protecting a ward of the X-Men", and AvX is all about the Phoenix Five, nothing else. "The teams cooperated to restart the mutant gene", not Hope and Wanda.

I know all the Hope saga was wonky at best, but god damn, talk about throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

>>91295964
what happened to the buildings after kitty stop their phase? They remained phased forever or their explode in the matter encounter?

>>91312361
I think it's just too complicated to explain all that, they just want to keep things simple explaining things that directly tie-in with the characters in this team and what's currently happening.

The Cable book might mention her.

>>91312372
When Kitty phased the Hulk into the ground, he didn't explode he just had ground stuck in his body

So I guess her powers don't cause shit to explode when they occupy the same physical space

>>91312467
Hope is going to show up in the Jean Grey ongoing alongside other former Phoenix Force users like Rachel, Quentin and Namor

>>91311234
You mean he's a hack. This wasn't all bad but it was still bad enough that leads me to think we're getting the same shit.

>>91312372
building merges with the ground

>>91312811
I sure hope no one left any important belongings in there

>>91312372
Supposedly it merges with the ground, although she did made a hand explode once. They can always say she can control every single part of her powers because Black Vortex made her invincible.

>>91312811
what does it means that merge with the ground?
The ground space filled with rocks, sand and earth disappears to makes space to the building?

Do she choose what stay and what goes? And where it goes? Or are you implying that she really merges, like in a molecular and atomic way, merging atoms of matters and creating something new? Does not make a nuclear reaction?

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>>91308814
Excellent rebuttal anon. You sure showed him!