Why does Morty love Jessica so much when she obviously has HIV?

>>91285795
Teenage boy has terrible taste in women. In other news the sky is blue.

>>91285795
Rick can probably cure that HIV for him

>>91285959
Can he cure her of Brad fucking her?

>>91286043
Probably. Just find a version of Jessica that doesn't dig Brad.

>>91285795
Will she ever turn into a real character?

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>>91288006
Here's hoping that season 3 fleshes her out a bit more.

>>91285795

Morty is suicidal and wants to get that sweet HIV to get rid of Rick forever.

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>>91285864

>terrible taste
>redhead

When gingers are cute they're really fucking cute

>>91288006
Or drop her completely, frankly Im fine with either. As of now shes a dumb whore who picks a football player over a dimension hopping beta

>>91290389
not in this show, famalam

>>91285795
Jessica is a dead ringer for Summer. Both are cool teenage girls with red hair. Naturally, a young adolescent boy would be most attracted to a girl most like his sister. It's like an Oedipus complex but with siblings.

>>91290389
Her hairstyle is gross. Red hair is wasted on a hollow vessel like her.

>>91285795

> she obviously has HIV?

wait what

>>91292197
"Dead ringer" as in sharing a single physical trait? But, yeah, gingerlust seems to run in the family.

>>91285795
Because she is in the same special-ed class as Morty, where they learn two-digits addition and the multiplication table.

A boy like Morty ain't a chooser. At least she is good looking.

>>91292652
>Because she is in the same special-ed class as Morty, where they learn two-digits addition and the multiplication table.
I find that really hot for some reason then I was ashamed to find it so hot.

>>91292950
Agreed. I don't know why, but I like it.

Watching shows like Rick and Morty makes me depressed because I never experienced any teenage love/sex.

>>91285795
Teens don't care about personality, they're full into hormones and want to just fuck something. Only later on do they realize that 10/10 chick from Sophomore year was just a total slut taking it from everybody, and that cute 6-7/10 that has most of the same interest as you would be a far superior girlfriend/fuck.

>>91285795
That's not Summer

>>91293125
Summer probably doesn't know even know Jessica, why would she be into her.

>>91292350
Anon, where do you think Aids comes from?

>>91292997
No you're self defeating. Search for Manhood Academy on youtube and go to their site. They'll fix you up

>>91292997
Neither did I yet I don't care because I still don't so it doesn't make a different between teen and adult romance for me

>>91293401
she wants everything Morty wants/has. it's the only reason she cared about hanging out with Rick in the first place. typical favorite sibling envy

>>91285795
She'd love him back if he'd only give her the recipe for concentrated dark matter