THE MEMES MAKE THEMSELVES

>>91280769

Well done, Vadim.

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>>91280769
>Jack is tormented at having to take human life
>turns out they were all Slavs instead.

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>>91280769

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>>91280769

When is episode 4 out?

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>>91280769

http://imgur.com/a/CASeI

>>91286695
Fascinating

>>91286695
so is it going to be a chapter of them bitching at each other? that's alright

>>91286695
at what point do we run out of scenes in the trailer

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>>91286695
This episode in a nutshell

>>91280769
Just found the hidden loss.jpg

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>>91286695
We Cave Story now.

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So, when's Jack putting on the toga?

>>91286695
>30 minutes of DIE SAMURAI SCUM DIE

He should've killed her like the rest

>>91290085
He tried.

>>91289943
Probably never, unfortunately. Jack was supposed to be destined to use that portal, but Aku mentioned that he destroyed all the time portals, so they're probably ditching that plot line.

>>91286695
wtf Jack has a bondage fetish I thought he was supposed to be pure?

>>91290218
Gravity, the traitorous bastard, decided to side with Aisha.

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>>91286695

WE BANJO KAZOOIE NOW

I did like Aku's plan on waiting the fucker out who knew Jack was ageless

>>91290085
I think it'll be cute.

>>91290530
Jack is Japanese, they created bondage fetish

>>91280769
Oh shit! Asian Slavs!
Mein diamonds!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack_(season_5)

episode descriptions are up through 8, i hope it's not as filler-y as it sounds

>>91291382
>The burgeoning relationship between Jack and Ashi takes a turn after they are hunted by one of the galaxy's deadliest creatures.

oh man do i hope its the demon samurai

>>91286695
Oh boy 22 minutes of Terrible Tara Strong shrieking obnoxiously. This is... this is exactly what I want.

>>91286695
I hope the spear bitch that got tossed makes an appearance too

>>91291426
>Galaxys deadliest creature
In-laws?

>>91291433
>Episode description will be Aisha with Pepe head reeing while tied to Jacks back who has feels guy face.

>>91286695
Will they fug

>>91291521
That image near the end tells me "yes".

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>>91286695
>suicide jack is back

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>>91286695

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>>91291521
of course

>>91291841
This one looks too peaceful to be either Suicide Jack or Homicide Jack. It's either Fatherly Jack or Contemplating Rape Jack.

Ashi? More like A shit lol.

>>91291521
She's a child to him.

>>91292817
everyone is a child to him

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>>91292817
Even better.

>>>/cock/

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>>91282744
>implying Slavic girls not best girls

>>91294038
I'm slav and I can say they mostly aren't

>>91290287
But Aku simply could have not known about this portal.

>>91294164
Well, they are definitely hottest
Personality doesn't matter much at that point, especially since Western chicks have shit personalities too, and are fugly to boot

>>91290287
Honestly, fuck this shitty reboot if that happens.

>>91294186
>>91294038
>Actually fell for the "slav girl so hot n purdy" memery

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>>91294186
It's almost cute that you think that.

>>91294186
>Not going to a pier and paying a fiver to have a slav take a jaunt on your iced lollie
Fucking Brits.

>>91294225
Aphex Twin?

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>>91286695
I like how in some of those itlooks as if he's talking and she's listening. And I know the following episode is about Ashi learning about the changes Jack has brought about in the world in fifty years, how Aku's influence is diminished, which was clear from the first episode. I really look forward to their development. The episodes where Jack teamed up with someone were some of the best.

>>91286695
First I was mad at AS for not playing SJ. Now I realize they spared us 20 minutes of Tara Strong screeching for another paycheck. Sorry AS.

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>>91294310
based AS like

>>91280769
>akudas

sup
new episode is today, right?

>>91294816
Nope 10pm every day this week is rick and morty, it sure needs 10+ airings in one week for the same episode right?

>>91286695
Yeess I can tell I'll love shipping these two. So is it airing today or Saturday?

>>91286695
>>91286695
>>91286695
>>91286695
literally this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SE1o-pxVLw

>>91290287
>Aku mentioned that he destroyed all the time portals, so they're probably ditching that plot line.
I see this kind of argument in a variety of franchises a lot.
>X who is either just some normal guy or a downright villain whose words you can't trust says/believes Y.
>This means Y is canon, while it could be any number of things between Y being true, X being wrongly informed that Y is true but they were lied to/made a wrong assumption or just that X is downright lying
7 more episodes, bit early to call it.

>>91291486
So... in this case Aku?

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>>91289943
I'm thinking. Was that specifically Jack is ready for the portal Jack? What if its Jack gone through the portal and he's still going around doing the same shit fighting evil. Jack has known battle for half a century, there is no way he could go back and lead a normal life of a royal.

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Episode 4 when?

>>91286695
Which board artist decided to post all of this? It's not the same as the [as] server leaks with the ep screenshots

>>91286695
>New Jack and Hallucination/Old Jack argue about whether or not they should kill her
>New Jack can't do it but the bitch can't be trusted so he hauls her all tied up
>entire episode is of the girl screaming about "AKU! DIE SAMURAI!" while Jack is doing his thing and killing shit
>Jack begins the redpilling
God I hope this is real

>>91289943
>Graying hair and wrinkles
How?

>>91294164
>>91294210
You two anons need to come to America, or even better Canada. You'll be screaming in sexual frustration within a week, no joke.

>>91299683
Jack will start to age rapidly when he goes through the portal.

>>91298699
Episode 4 was actually Rick and Morty. They're canon to Samurai Jack now. Portal gun, bitches! Wubba lubba dub dub!

>>91302719
SAUCE HAHAHAHAHAH WUBBBAA DABAAA DUBB DUBBB GOTTA GET BACK BACK FOR THE SAUCE upvote

>>91291959
>Suicide Jack looking at Ashi waking up
>"Watch her turn out to be Aku again"

>>91302882
Damn near every time he meets a normal woman she ends up being a bounty hunter too.

>>91280769
That's not memes, it's literally what I see every time I go to the grocery store.

>>91303703
You should get out of PutinLand

>>91291426

oh oh oh oh oshikuru
oh oh oh oh oshikuru
my oh my he's a demon samurai
he's the guy who had to die
oshikuru

>>91299683
>>Graying hair
You mean the outlines in his hair that are gray so you can see them over the black?

>>91299683
>wrinkles
You mean the blood marks?

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>>91299296
>entire episode is of the girl screaming about "AKU! DIE SAMURAI!" while Jack is doing his thing and killing shit
post yfw she doesn't shut up for the entire goddamn episode

>>91291233
I can't wait to see her squeeze those eggs out from either end

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>>91299296
Or maybe she just pulls a Princess Fiona and eventually shuts up and lets Jack carry her.

Be honest, that would be a funnier outcome.

>>91305564
>she just pulls a [character]
Can you ever stop being obnoxious?

>>91286695
Damn it, put "SPOILERS" in the post, not the name field.

I thought it would be porn.