How do you cheer him up?

Get him laid.
It might age him to death, but it might make him a man as well.

>>91280225
Stuff his fat fucking half-Jew face with matzo

>>91280276
Who would touch him?

>>91280399
He uses Rose's room?

>>91280494
Ah.

Popcorn Necklaces

>>91280555
Do you want a popcorn necklace also?

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>>91280225

By shitposting SU-hate until we start hating you more than we actually hate SU

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>>91280276
he's already drowning in puss my guy. aliens and indians tho, no white girls

>>91280225
Put him facedown in an empty bathtub. He either stops crying or drowns in his tears.

>>91282385
>no white girls
Well there's his problem.

>>91282385
>drowning in puss my guy.
>indian
more like drowning in poo.

>>91281579
Impossible. Nobody can out shitpost SUfags.

If he doesn't live he cannot feel

>>91282827

Well they're shitposting more anti-SU threads than others who are posting actual SU threads, so looks like their on the right track of making it possible.

>>91282416
kek

>>91280225
Give him Cookie Cats.

>>91280225
This kid won't be happy until he is taken away from those mentally abusive aliens. The fucking kid hasn't grown mentally or physically in faking years

>>91282385
>five years later
>Connie 18
>at a prestigious college
>full ride and surrounded by other people who share her drive and love of knowledge
>being a smart, kind, funny exotic girl means she ends up with an amazing guy who is both smart, kind, and attractive
>living out her dreams while getting eye rolling, toe curling, back arching sex every night
>meanwhile Steven is still in the body of a ten year old getting baby sat by the gems and watching crying fruit

>>91284819
I actually hope this series goes on long enough for us to watch Connie leave that crying, obese, annoying, autistic fag for a chad

>>91280225
What do you think Steven will be like 25 years from now?

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>>91285289

>>91285289
Dead from heart disease

Why do I keep seeing this same series of ugly black and white drawings posted over and over again.

>>91284857
>>91284819
It would probably be really hard to cuck a magical shapeshifter with superstrength

>>91285800
But he's Steven. He won't do anything with his powers. He'll only cry and eat more.

>>91280225
Send him to school. Being among other kids his age will toughen him up.

>>91285800
He's still covered in fat

>>91280225
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>91280225
tell him to stop watching crying breakfast friends

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>>91280225
SHOW HIM THE GLORY OF KHORNE!! MAYBE KHAINE!!

>>91285800
>It would probably be really hard to cuck a magical shapeshifter with superstrength
Connie knows swordmanship

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Conquer his planet with unnecessarily savage brutality and VAPORIZE ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY!

Oh, and send those horrid caretakes of his to a four-star penal colony in the Pleiades Cluster.

You just heard thatbin his voice.

>>91288733
Jokes on you, I've never heard his voice before!

>>91288779

This should fix that, he appears in the first 5-10 minutes.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pOdET5PW1I

>>91285800
Jackie seems to do it pretty easily

>>91280225
>Gently pick him up
>Bring him up to eye level with me
>Just look him in the eye
>Then bend over backwards and slam his skull against the wall

>>91284857
"btw i'm a chad i'm totally not insecure at all"

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Post sad Stevens

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>>91285751
So effectively SANS?
>>91285289