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Welcome back Anons! Last time, /cock/ happened, and I storytimed something shitty. Today, we read something LESS crap, as we read Jeff Parker's Dark Avengers.
Why the name change? Because Way wanted to write Rulkbolts, and nobody had the heart to tell Marvel that he's a crap writer
Yeah, as you can tell from the cover, most of these "Dark Avengers" are the same ones that Bendis used for the New Avengers side of the "Osborn's new HAMMER" plot. Let's see if Parker writes them any better, shall we?
Oh boy, the modern military in a cape book. I'm sure they won't fare as badly as the SDF in a Kaiju movie...
Well, that didn't take long.
I guess the question is, does the bald guy survive, or die horribly?
And here we see Pym dressed no longer as Wasp, but as Giant-Man. Based on the way the change was written in Avengers Academy, I can only assume readers complained that he took his wife's identity.
I love this bit where the panels all focus on Hank doing science, and Luke is just having a war with the local gators off-panel.
>"Did I just see Troll riding a dragon?"
Yes you did, Luke. It was awesome.
>>91272355
Thanks for the bump, Anon.
And here's the other half of the new team. If you were here for the second New Avengers series, you already know who all of these are.
I can only assume, based by how hard Luke hit the rock, Songbird threw him. I'd make a "Thunderbolts Fastball Special" joke, but I swear there already is one.
>"Webs? Like an old nightmare."
Some things never change, huh Abe?
This, Bendis, and the Osborn mini (written, surprisingly enough, by pre-Captain Marvel KSD) are the only major appearances of Ai Apec (not-Spider-Man here) and Toxie Doxie (not-Scarlet-Witch)
I get the feeling June has been wanting to make that pun as soon as she saw Ragnarok.
Either Parker is lowballing, or Apaec's webs are nowhere near as strong as Peter's, because that could hold Luke down.
Despite the narration calling him "Spider-Man" and looking like him, Apec makes clear every time he talks that he's Ai Apaec
JUST when he managed to get his hands on the ranged guys, in comes the tank. Don't you hate when that happens?
I'm glad we don't have to deal with an AvX tie-in, but this is where the story starts getting kind of screwy. The art also gets worse as both Walker and Shalvey leave later on.
Notice that they never actually USED the nanites so far, except to say "they have nanites"?
>"Let's put not only known criminals, but literal terrorists who were part of the same organization on one team and expect them to work for us."
Don't be surprised if this turns to shit.
>>91272539
We got lucky in that only New Avengers had an AvX tie in. If anything else did, we may have actually had to READ AvX instead of just posting Muh Phoenix.
oh jee, i wonder who the back-up could be. it's not like he's literally on the cover.
A brief recap in case you managed to forget what happened during the Bendis arc these guys last appeared in.
Osborn escaped thanks to a combination of Hydra, AIM, and the Hand, who joined together with him to make a new HAMMER (because reasons). These guys, and Gorgon ended up becoming his "new Avengers" but Skaar here was a double agent for Steve Rogers, who turned on them in the end.
>>91272438
I love the character beat of Abe still hating Spider-Man.
Hey, this cover looks familiar...
Skipping the recap page like always, despite it clearly being under the cover.
Ah yes, remember the time 2001 was interrupted by a girl dressed in a skinned bear?
Karla still doesn't quite like Troll, unlike basically everyone else in this part of the team.
>"You just like Satana because she magics up little sex imps for you!"
Knowing Boomerang, the thought has occurred to him to ask her to do the same for him.
>>91272671
Do they kill an important genetic forefather of human race and prevent the entire humanity coming into existence due to buttefrly effect?
Also, whatever happened to Troll? I completely forgot about her ever existing.
>>91272629
It's not even a villainous hatred. Like, if Spidey was going to die, he'd save his life, he'd just... save a civilian on the way, and hope Spidey gets hit in the head a few times.
Is it sad that I can't tell if Boomerang is sarcastically singing that song, or if Karla is? They're both sarcastic as fuck
>>91272714
>Also, whatever happened to Troll? I completely forgot about her ever existing.
Apparently she never appears after this, outside of a few cameos.
Damn it Boomerang, now's not the time to be a horndog
>>91272768
>stealth bat-shark-repellent reference
oh, fuck you, comic
This poor fucker still dead, or has Marvel decided to do something with Watcher-Fury?
>the Thunderbolts have reached the point where all life came from
Boomer, Hyde, for the love of god, don't piss off the side of the tower.
>>91272809
he narrated and appeared in the last issue of Unworthy Thor
>>91272796
What, don't like references to cheesy 60's television?
I actually read the arc this is retconning recently. God damn, it was dumb.
>>91272847
not the memy ones
>>91272835
I genuinely don't remember him doing anything worth mentioning.
>Man-Thing talking
>he speaks ebonics too
Bet you wouldn't have guessed that one.
>>91272920
He's completely sentient and can talk in his current series.
>"He speaks [the universal language]! We each hear him differently!"
And based on how RL Stein's Man-Thing is going, he missed that part, because Man-Thing's tone seems to be consistent, which is good for literally every OTHER character.
>that sulking Karla in the first panel
If you've ever read the last arc of Millar's Fantastic Four, you know the deal with this. In that book, Doom's never before seen master, called "The Marquis of Death" appeared, casually beat him in a duel, and sent him back to the dawn of life to get eaten, like we saw.
At the end of the four parter, it was revealed that "The Marquis of Death's" apprentice who we had seen for a while was an older Doctor Doom, who survived being eaten by sharks, as well as living from that point to the moder day, by sheer force of will, disguised himself so his teacher wouldn't recognize him, and then killed him once he could.
Here, Parker is retconning that the Thunderbolts bumbled their way onto where he was dropped, and picked him up, where he went back to his own time with a time machine, and just LIED about what happened to protect his ego.
>>91272169
Welcome back, OP.
At first I actually thought I was going to enjoy Cage Max. I consider myself a fan of Azarello's work but fuck did Cage go no where fast.
The ending was laughable. Even thinking back on it now, I still can't get over how ridiculous it was.
>>91273060
I read Cage Noir one of the other "out of canon" books we'd be reading. Luckily, it's a lot better than MAX, despite a few similarities.
I like how the clothes on these covers actually look like clothes, if that makes any sense.
Well... at least they're close?
>>91272629
Spidey is a massive dick to you when you're on the other side of his quips.
One of his greatest weapons is his power to humiliate his foes.
>>91273174
I remember reading a book that has the line "if you're a criminal in the Marvel universe, the two people you NEVER want to meet are the Punisher or Spider-Man. The Punisher can kill you slowly and painfully. Spidey just beats you up, and insults your mother while he's doing it."
Or something to that effect. It's been a while.
>a Doombot randomly calling a blonde woman a cow
I like to think this is directly taking the piss at Bendis.
How the fuck Marvel let THAT man write a Doctor Doom solo is beyond me.
I like to think Boomer lucked (or unlucked, as it were) out and got the real Doom right there.
Yeah, looks like "showing up with a Hulk and declaring him a member" didn't work so well.
>this random country in the middle east has tech comparable to Wakanda and Latveria at their peak
What are the odds this never comes up again?
>>91272969
Damn, I've just realised that I've missed the second issue storytimed of Man Thing.
Is it picking up? I enjoyed the old pulp vibe of the first issue. The covers have some nice looking art.
Oh hey, there's Baldy. I guess he WAS important after all.
>"Dark Avengers... Dark Assemble."
That'll be your photoshop for the issue, Anons.
Damn it Satana, can you turn the lewd off for FIVE minutes?
>>91273343
I just remembered what ultimately happened to Ragnarok. Shit, now I'm upset that he never resurfaced after that.
>>91273303
Honestly, the first issue didn't GRAB me, and I haven't read enough Man-Thing for my OCD to demand I read it, like a few other Marvel books.
Aw, I hate seeing sad Man-Thing...
Yeah, Ragnarok is kind of a dumbass.
>"Even Mjolnir cannot pass?"
For fuck's sake, that's not the real Mjolnir, and you know it.
>>91273376
Shit, you'd think THAT hammer would've come up at some point, especially now that Ultimate Mjolnir is "for another Thor."
>>91273442
Why do they allow the "dark avengers" to keep their costumes? Doesnt it hurt actual Avenger's brand?
Well... shit.
Some may consider this "Doom jobbing"...
>>91272455
>and Toxie Doxie
Actually she showed up in some Inhuman book recently
>>91273059
I liked it better when it was implied that Doom found a way to survive for millions of years to get his revenge on the man who sent him back in time. Instead of Doom finding a time machine
Personally, I don't really care.
>>91273382
I don't feel like it's that kind of book to obsess over it's role in the marvel u.
For me, it makes me feel nostalgic for the old adventure comics I'd read as a kid but with a goofy monster as the lead.
It definitely takes itself a lot less seriously than other comics out today. I found that refreshing.
Especially since it clearly didn't last for very long.
>>91273471
Hawkeye has a different mask, Thor has a different outfit, and thanks to Bendis, nobody gives a fuck about the Scarlet Witch.
>we Judge Dredd now
And with three issues done, I think I'll finish up here for now, especially since I have a few errands to run. If the thread is still here in a few hours, I'll post some more. If not, see you next time, to see if the Thunderbolts survive the Megacities!
>>91273571
I still think, Stark (or whoever owned Avengers at the time) should have sued their asses.
>>91273571
And so Karla sets her eyes on another prey
>>91273601
Given that one of the first thing Inverted-Stark does is sue Luke's Mighty Avengers, I think he normally doesn't care that much.
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>>91272169
Hi and bye. Need to get back to work, but have a bump.
>Way
>Pre Maverick Rulk
A recipe made with both shit AND marmite? Sounds like it should have been popular.
>>91272346
Luke Cage: Still not a fan of Florida Swamps.
>>91273658
>Way
But this is written by Parker
>>91273827
He was likely talking about how OP randomly mentioned Way's Thunderbolts.
>>91272169
>Why the name change? Because Way wanted to write Rulkbolts, and nobody had the heart to tell Marvel that he's a crap writer
Red Hulk Thunderbolts didn't happen until Marvel Now, after this book was cancelled.
It's called Dark Avengers because Marvel thought that a new number 1 with the name Avengers in the title would sell more.
>>91272405
I gotta say, as much as liked Fraction's Hawkeye, I hated how he turned Barney Barton into a pathetic loser.
>>91273658
fuck you Rulk is great
>>91272564
>The nation has desperate need of such a team
Funny how after this book ended there was no longer a desperate need.
Really, there's no reason why the Thunderbolts "need" to exist.
>>91274063
It is still a cool concept though. I wish, they brought Marvel Suicide Squad back.
>>91274014
Not when Loeb was writing him
>>91274063
Well if the Secret Avengers team stopped existing then the world could need a Thunderbolts team
>>91272871
This is technically not retconning anything, just explaining how Doom survived, which Millar didn't bother doing.
But yes, that whole arc of FF was dumb.
>>91273059
Dick move Doom, man of honor my ass.
This is especially dumb since Doom has publicly allied with criminals countless times yet he never seemed to care.
>>91274134
>which Millar didn't bother doing
>It's Doctor Doom
Is that not explaining enough?
>>91274169
>Dr.Doom is saved by Boomerang
It just doesn't sit well, you know
>>91272474
Really liking these poses Shalvey is giving to Apec. He seems to understand the mutliarm gimmick a lot better than all those past Spider-Man artists did.
>>91273975
Everything in your post is wrong. This run of issues is from summer 2012, Dark Avengers/Parkerbolts didn't end until May 2013. Waybolts started in December 2012 as part of NOW.
The name change to Dark Avengers definitely could have been because of the movie coming out at the time (got me to buy it), but at least there's a story justification for the title change, since the focus is being shifted away from the Thunderbolts to Luke's new team.
>>91275386
>The name change to Dark Avengers definitely could have been because of the movie coming out at the time (got me to buy it),
What Dark Avengers movie?
>>91272920
>here comes dat man-thing
>o shit whaddup
>>91274014
He's at best an acquired taste that put me, and many others, off by his introductory wankfest and halfassed "who is Red Hulk" mystery bullshit.
That's why I went with Marmite, a foodstuff that is at best divisive.
>>91273497
Kaecilius eyes.
>>91272455
>Spiders and Beetles are natural enemies.
Truly, Parker is a man who knows his Jan.
>>91272653
DAN DAN.... DUN DUN BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
>>91272691
Cute kids cramp her style!
They make it much harder to be a malevolent slut.
bumping for timetravel
>>91272949
That reeks of non-canon, though.
>>91273059
>Here, Parker is retconning that the Thunderbolts bumbled their way onto where he was dropped, and picked him up, where he went back to his own time with a time machine, and just LIED about what happened to protect his ego.
I honestly prefer Doom as a thin skinned blowhard who only claims to be losing on purpose when Reed ends up beating him again.
The Doom Fanboy version of Doom, where he's smarter and stronger and more moral than anyone else in the Marvel Universe is not just boring, he's kinda schizo.
>>91272920
Dang, Man-Thing got a shonen powerup.
>>91273418
That was established like a page into his existence, when he blew a hole into Goliath.
>>91284752
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And here we see two completly different opinions on this retcon.
>>91275459
2012 anon.
>>91274009
Hawkguy turned EVERYONE into a pathetic loser, Anon.
Turns out, that "brief nap" I had after my errand took a while.
Let's finish this arc!
By the way, most of these Judge Dredd references will fly over my head COMPLETELY. Just throwing that out there.
>"Troll... home... gone?"
Welcome back!
More sad Man-Thing.
>>91288694
Thanks, Anon.
Once again, Ragnarok manages to prove that he is the dumbest fucker in this group, and one of the members is literally a child.
>"Then they can be slain, like you."
Skaar throwing some shade there.
Man, Apaec is having the time of his damn life right now.
Remember, despite her gimmick being "Scarlet Witch", she doesn't actually use magic.
Well shit, that guy didn't last too long against a Hulk.
Uh soldier guy? You okay?
Oh god damn it!
>"One day, I'll be the only Scarlet Witch anyone remembers, Cage."
Pop quiz, what has this woman appeared in since the end of this series?
>with just some blood, June can find anyone's location in a country
Well shit, that's a neat trick.
>>91288678
>Boomer has realistic take on his procrastination tendencies and actual willingness to try to kill Doctor Doom
I likes it.
>that first panel
For all of your reaction panel needs.
>"Moonstone, I will try for you."
Even with his mind restored, Man-Thing still has a thing for blondes.
>>91288703
>2012+78
Well, it's a bit short of our friends with Private Eye and Alchemax...
So in addition to being Judge Dredd, he's also Iron Man (based on the armor), Punisher (the same skull designs), and Ghost Rider.
I hope they only reason this guy hasn't had a book is because 2000AD would sue, because otherwise, I want it.
Okay, I haven't read Dredd myself, but I've been in some threads. "The cubes" is a reference even I get.
>>91289026
Man, a lot can change in 9 years.
>"To me, my gun!"
Oh, and he's also the Silver Surfer too.
>>91288979
Spencer based a lot of Superior Foes off this run, and it's great.
It doesn't come up often, but yeah, Skaar is still a kid.
Oh no, who would've guessed that F.A.C.T. were bad guys?
>"A boss off the bike!"
Is this another Dredd reference, or just Parker being Parker?
>>91289101
Or Thor. Thor used to bust out "To Me, My Hammer" all the time, back before writers got too embarrassed to do the fake Shakespearean English.
Am I a casual for thinking "this guy in the first panel is clearly Doctor Octopus and Green Goblin combined?" or are there more obscure characters he's supposed to be?
>>91289148
And even then he's still one of the most aged up kids in Marvel.
And of course Man-Thing worries about Karla.
>"We need to get Wender and put him in place."
Okay, so they KNOW they have a goal Luke doesn't know about, and it isn't only F.A.C.T. manipulating them.
>>91289190
Really? Honestly, that line always seemed more like a Silver Surfer iconic line, mostly because I haven't read any Thor earlier than Simonson yet.
>>91289187
Gobbotopus is a pretty cool design, IMO.
And hey, I didn't realize the Judge Dread "Boss" universe was one that wasn't created for Secret Wars.
>that slack jawed expression on Ragnarok's face in the last half of the page
>>91289203
Nah, he looks a lot like a Ramos Gobbo with Doc Ock's arms.
And his buddy looks like a Colossus with a power that RIP AND TEARS his own skin instead of just turning metal.
>>91289221
Hell, pretty sure Danille is older, but she's still a little girl who only recently learned how to talk.
>>91288629
oh fuck you're back! We learned something cool about inhumans when you were gone. How many issues are you running? (aka can I sneak a picture in?)
Uh oh, here comes the bad guy.
>Man-Thing only tried to save Karla
>everyone else was kind of a side benefit, even the woman who basically worships the ground he walks on
>Karla immediately starts manipulating people as soon as she gets the chance
Oh Karla, never change.
And here's the backstory for this universe.
>>91289294
>Shit... I think I took the wrong mushrooms. I ain't even mad.
>>91288989
Indeed I do have one saved.
>>91289280
After we read everything else for Secret Wars we have to, I may run Mighty Defenders.
Oh, so pink lady is also Nightcrawler.
>Abe stole some tricks from Ghost
That's neat.
>>91289337
Uh oh, what did the Inhumans do this time?
(yes, you'll have room for an image).
>villain gets a sword through his chest
Shit, that was a bit too easy, don't you think?
>>91289514
I forgot I could just link it (I do have a screenshot saved for the future).
There has been an All-New All-Different anon who has been storytiming different books from that launch. Today he tackled "Inhumans" and started with Karnak. When he got to All-New Inhumans, this happened:
>>91285054
Welp, that didn't work.
>>91289439
Surely there's some god-drugs in Norse mythology. Mushrooms shouldn't even give an Asgardian a buzz, even if you do something stupid with them.
And trust me, there's a lot of stupid things you can do when you're doing mushrooms.
Well, at least he got to keep his clothes on.
>Earth's Deadliest Heroes take charge!
>Earth's Deadliest Heroes
That's so tryhard, I love it.
So are these villains in the third panel references to Dredd
>>91289467
Great shading in that last panel.
So do Judges do cloning like this?
>>91289545
So while skimming through that thread, it looks like it's exclusive to the Inhumans. Luckily, I have no reason to post those stories.
>>91289701
It's totally Perlmutter, but also proves the idea that inhumans shouldn't been read
And Man-Thing's powers are getting back to his full strength.
Noob here. Does Atlas learn to fly at some point?
Reading the 'bolts from what is available at Kindle. Seems 51 to 99 ain't available there.
Aw, Troll's protecting her new big sister... because Songbird's been gone for a while.
Oh wait, there's two Nightcrawlers in this setting now.
>even Man-Thing can't get through
Who's a better teleporter, Anons? Man-Thing or Lockjaw?
>>91289730
I asked around the time I started doing this, but for the sake of argument, has a storytime ever made you buy a comic?
>>91289754
Anon, Atlas isn't in this.
But no, he never flies. He's basically a Pym Particle guy, despite technically having Ionic Powers, unlike Wonder Man, who's a flying brick.
>Luke's Grandson is named Danny
That's freaking great.
I wonder how this guy is going to react to Skarr being half Alien.
>>91289575
Berzerkers used to get high as hell on combat shrooms!
So who's this character supposed to be? I know she's basically the Marvel version of that one blonde psychic judge, but I can't think of a character with the last name "Sanders" in Marvel off the top of my head.
>"You look like us, but you are no gods."
We get it, Ai Apaec, you're a god. Knock it off!
Well shit, these guys did a quick heel turn suddenly.
>they can reverse engineer Beetle's new tech
Sounds like BS.
>>91289808
Individual comics, no. Trades, yes.
I saw that anon running the barely selling Clean Room book and picked up a trade for it. For Rebirth stuff, I have picked up Deathstroke, and have preorders for the Superman hardcover, Shade, the Changing Girl, and New-Superman
>>91289864
>Berzerkers used to get high as hell on combat shrooms!
Seriously? Huh, shows what I know about norse mythology.
>"Whatever F.A.C.T.'s mission with the Dark Avengers is, it creates the cataclysm I described."
And the plots finally converge.
>Man-Thing even has a bad german accent when he talks to not-Nightcrawler
>>91289851
Well, she needed a male role model with her dad dead, and clearly Scott Lang isn't big enough phallically for him to be it.
Oh shit here comes Warden John "badass" Walker.
>>91289956
Well I'd be remiss if I didn't shill, considering what I'm posting, but you should buy some of the trades I've been posting. Trades can fill up a lot of the comics we've been reading here.
Yeah, this doesn't look like a bad idea at all, huh?
What's the deal with the snakes here?
>>91290048
Yep, I totally intend to pick up some things. In Canada, we don't have a InstockTrades equivalent, so our only choices are Amazon, or the Barnes-and-Noble style store, Indigo. Everything is either MSRP, or slightly discounted online.
We do have access to Marvel Unlimited, so I have been using that a little lately
>>91290014
What does Ant-Man have to do with Luke's grandkid?
>>91289808
>, has a storytime ever made you buy a comic?
I know that I've bought stuff based on downloads or storytimes.
I guess he dealt with Luke and Skaar off-panel?
Okay, this is annoying me, but they just can't keep the spelling of Ai Apaec's name straight.
>>91290095
One plus side of the Netflix shows is that Marvel releases trades of the old comics. Sadly, they already releases the trades of Danny's good comics (pre-Luke Iron Fist, Immortal Weapon), so they did a Living Weapon complete collection, and Marvel Comics Presents collections.
>"My armo-"
Clearly, I've been playing too much Persona 4 Arena, which is weird since I barely ever play that due to sucking at fighting games.
>>91290103
I know I've bought every issue of The Fix since Lieber was such a good guy in the storytime threads.
>>91290159
>One plus side of the Netflix shows is that Marvel releases trades of the old comics.
Same thing with the movies.
>Songbird takes F.A.C.T. with them
Damn it Karla, stop being mean to Troll!
>>91290208
Syngergy in general, I suppose.
So, can Man-Thing not heal like Swamp Thing?
>that last panel where she cries at having to kill someone
Remember her first panel where she tries to cut Ghost in half without a second thought?This isn't me talking shit, merely pointing out how she's changed.
>>91288965
>dat ahegao face
Remember what a bastard Hyde was at the beginning of this book? The Thunderbolts really did have a good influence on him.
And now we're finding out what they're dumb plan is.
And that was meant to be "their" in the last post. Whatever, I'm tired.
Can you tell who the guy in the shadows are yet?
It always amuses me when other charcters respond to how they think Man-Thing's talking. It's great.
>>91290362
'night op
>>91290300
I figured someone would say it if I didn't.
Aw, Troll still misses her original big sister.
Damn it Cage!
And the cover kind of spoils the surprise for later on.
How did they never see a bug on Hyde? It's not like he ever wears a shirt
Has anything else done a twist like this, aside from that one Justice League episode?
>>91290382
Night Anon. Just keep the thread open in your window, so you can see it tomorrow.
I guess Skaar can't turn back into his Hulk form. How does he carry that sword, though?
And now everyone on this side of the timeline is reunited again.
>>91290477
Willingly sacrificing a timeline for the sake of another? That actually happened in Legends of Tomorrow tonight
Why do you keep him in the shadows? Why do artists and writers seem to have no say over what the cover will be?
>"It's Cain Marko, the Juggernaut!"
oh wow, who could've seen that coming.
>>91289424
Dick Rider!
The team's back together now!
>>91290568
Good observation Troll
So has Juggernaut ever worn a helmet like this since, where the face is uncovered?
>>91272455
that's a shame, kinda a cool character
So, remember that time when Troll met a younger Songbird? Yeah, remember that.
>Cage is just rolling with all this shit
>>91272671
where has Troll been?
it's weird that Aaron hasn't used her in SheThors book
>>91290524
I still haven't seen that series yet.
Parker might be the most fun team writer
Satana finally gets the chance to molest a woman besides Karla.
>>91290634
If you are in the US, netflix will have it in 7 days
You saw it here first Anons.
Boomerang > Barney Barton
And Ragnarok gets wrecked the HARDEST
>>91290597
You see at the end of this why Apaec in particular never appears after.
>>91290620
She had a cameo in Gillen's X-Men. That's it.
>>91290660
It's not because I can't, I've just been busy with other things.Persona 5 is probably going to be my latest excuse.
And the Thunderbolts saved the world... after the Dark Avengers ruined it.
>"Hey, where's Fixer?"
>Songbird and Troll reunited
Time for feels
>"Troll back."
Last issue for today, Anons!
>>91290738
Ah yes. I don't have any PS devices, but was hoping to watch someone play it. But alas, Atlus is going hard at "don't stream past a specific day or we will content id you and shut you the fuck down" about it
>>91290559
Speaking of, Nova's coming out this week, right?
>>91290818
tonight hopefully before I go to bed
>>91290581
That's the important thing, Anon.
Oh hey, the Nanites actually DO come into play.
>"From this day on, our nations are enemies."
Good fucking job, F.A.C.T. you morons.
>"Finally! Whatever Magus locked up in my head has stopped!"
So I guess Magus finally died?
>>91290643
Oh hell yeah. Can you imagine, say, BENDIS writing a scene like this?
And now the scene where Karla finally tells the other original Thunderbolts what happened to Fixer.
>>91290809
Apparently the Best Friends are going to do that game now, so unless you want to see people who know what they're doing, there's always that.
>"Troll knows table manners."
Oh, GOD DAMN IT!
>>91290929
Bad news, they cancelled it midway through recording
https://mobile.twitter.com/wooliewoolz/status/849344792840601600
Once again, Man-Thing tries to save Karla without a thought.
>>91290827
Unlikely, Marvel's releases are usually later than DC's.
>"And we ain't havin' it, right booms?"
>"You know it, Boss Moss."
>Man-Thing/Boomerang fistbump
And to think people said this book got bad when they went in time...
>>91290101
He fucked JJ.
I dunno Satana, you can't be any worse of a romantic interest than Luke's actual wife.
And one of his last appearances, Hyde continues to try and help Troll.
>>91290896
is it weird that I think Parker writes the best Cage, maybe ever?
>>91290987
Huh, go figure. Oh well, I've got time to play through it after I finish with what I'm playing on my PS3.
And no, I already mention my shit taste in anime and comics, I don't need to reveal my shit taste in games too.
>Each of the Thunderbolts gets their own epilogue in their perfect setting
>>91291011
bummer
why is that?
Shade the Changing Girl, Justice League and Nova are the only books I'm really hyped for besides Providence today
And they all walked off into the sunset...
>>91272169
Ragnarok was based
Ai Apaec was based
Pretty much everyone except Skarr was great in this run. Even Trickshot
... but aren't we forgetting something?
>>91291052
I miss Troll. Marvel really needs a new Young Avengers book or somesuch to shore up all the left-behind sidekicks of the last 17 years that don't fit in anywhere else. Troll, Mania, Hummingbird, Singularity, hell in the right hands even that absolute mess of obnoxiousness 'Alpha' that Slott created could be turned into a compelling sort of Kid Sentry character
And then that happened.
See you next time, Anons, as we see what the deal with this is. See you Anons then!
I finally figured out why I screwed up with the Mega link from the other night. If you want to download all of the comics we've read together, here's a link.
https://mega.nz/#F!NnJCSAyR!0MVWa2VB5W3om70FSxnayA
If any of those files have problems, let me know, and I'll re-upload them.
>>91289867
>In The Captain Britain Secret Wars Issues, Her Name Was Sanders Frost, As In Emma Frost
>>91291130
>>91291154
Cya, OP, and thanks for the mega!
>>91291179
Huh, it never occured to me that Sanders was her first name, because they keep calling him "Cage".
>>91290459
This: >>91289467
>>91291203
Speed Demon's name is James Sanders.
Blonde and former 'bolt.
>>91290784
Skaar checking out Troll. :P
Well, that was a good Thunderbolts run, liked it better than Ellis. I'm dropping off from the storytimes after this one. Thank you, OP.
>>91290449
>>91291792
They're probably the same age, right?
>>91293619
But once is an Asgardian and the other is half hulk half Alien
it would never work
morning bump
>>91290048
Huh. I missed that this was meant to be on the Colonizers of Rigel from the earlier Alien tech discussion. Which makes dude's power level/set a bit weird, but sure.
>>91290082
Kinda looks like the Serpent Crown, one of Marvel's top ancient evil Macguffins.
>>91290082
>>91294941
In his real form AI Apec has snakes for hair
>>91290261
>Boss Hogg
>>91290509
Old Power, I guess.
>>91290666
Barney's nothing special skills wise, anyway.
He's mostly an archer because Zemo was dicking with Hawkeye.
>>91290868
And the moral of the story is: If it weren't for self serving US Agencies, the US would have no enemies in the middle East.
>>91290948
>Troll only eat enemy with pinky out, now. Centurius happy.
>>91295354
You dont eat with your pinky out, you drink with your pinky out.
Back to the learning chamber with you
>>91294025
So what you're saying is that it's forbidden love?
>>91290796
This is where I had to drop the series. No breathing room, just goes straight into a new arc with a much less interesting cast than before. Parker should have just ended the timetravel arc after the Man-Thing rebirth, you really can't top Thunderbolts Tower doing Space Odyssey 2001 and Watcher stuff.
>>91273224
But why?
Ms. Marvel is generally big (albeit mostly muscle), but Moonstone is rather lithe
>>91273540
Huh?
Isn't her father a different satan than Mestipho? Or is it a territory occupation thing?
>>91288965
This woman is kind of cool. Still not as cool as Moonstone, Satana, or Troll though.