Meanwhile at /co/ comics.
Who has been drawing dicks!!
I think we should draw more cute girls doing cute things.
>>91271026
We need more pictures of Spider-Man.
>>91271026
i just want everyone to know that the third elevator to the left is for the bonfire and only the bonfire
>>91271026
Guys, I need some ideas for our editorially mandated diversity push, I was thinking of turning all our female characters into dickgirls and saying they're trans.
Can I please take a break sir? I've been working nonstop for 70 hours.
I really miss my family.
>>91271026
Has anyone here actually published a comic before?
>>91273713
Sure. Take a day off.
I'm not sure turning all female characters into traps and futas is a good idea, Dave.
>>91273782
B-But it's diverse! Editorial wants more diversity! Like >>91273146 said.
>>91271026
Ok /co/ I just came from an investors meeting, good lord what a bunch of queers.
We need to come up with an homosexual character to make them shut the fuck up.
Since being an homo is your speacialty I want to hear your ideas.
>>91273814
You know, maybe you're right.
We still need some actual female characters though. Make sure to make them all THICCCC for the fap acceptance crowd. It's not like I'll masturbate to them or anything.
>>91273753
Thank you sir.
>>91273856
*fat acceptance
Though I guess fap acceptance works.
>>91273856
How THICC sir?
>>91273856
So Marvel = female and minority characters = bad
But /co/ = THICC and brown characters = good
THICCEST
>Work as an auditor
>Had to go into an animation company to audit their books
>mfw
I don't understand how such a company could even exist. No one had any idea how a business ran and they didn't keep track of anything.
>>91273846
Alright, hear me out chief.
We're gonna make a cute boy character whose special power is making all men around him want to dick him into the ground. He gets raped a lot by his villains and sometimes likes crossdressing. Sounds good?
>>91273999
so, Elagabalus?
Guys the editors are saying we need to start replacing our iconic characters with more diverse groups immediately. Because apparently traps, futas, and THICC aren't diverse enough.
*creates shitty fetish OC that goes nowhere after three months of daily generals*
>>91274774
I got this great idea!
What if she had "BIGGER" tits?
Hey guys, umm... bad news. I think the latest batch of interns died this morning. I tried poking them with a stick, but they didn't respond, and i'm pretty sure they are beginning to decompose. Who's job is to take them out to the trash? Because sure as hell that ain't my job.
>>91274716
How about we turn all our characters into lesbians and add a bunch of sex scenes?
>>91273910
It's less
>muh boogeyman
and more
>muh dick
>>91274840
Just put them in the bonfire that's in the third elevator to the left
>>91273116
But won't marvel sue us for publishing pictures of one of their characters ?
>>91273713
Take all the days you want, YOU ARE FIRED!
>>91274872
Yes this guy gets it right here! This is why you write for /co/ comics anon.
>>91275303
But anon we're starting to run out of artist
[screaming]
Have the idea guys finished today's script yet?
>>91276490
It's right here sir.
You'll notice I highlighted all the hard gay sex scenes for you
>>91274840
Get an intern to do it.