>I reversed the polarity, so it should work now!

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>You're out of line Kowalski, I have the DA breathing down my neck because of that little stunt of yours!

>>91269972
When people say they reversed the polarity what they really mean is the batteries were in backwards

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>>91270081

>But I'll be damned if you don't get the job done. Keep up the good work!

>>91269972
>Can you get into their system?
>I'll see what I can do
>7 seconds of random key clacking
>Ok, I'm in!

>>91269972
I read this in Tamatoa's voice...

>>91269972
fuck you I fucking love cartoon science bullshit
>being frozen put you in time stasis
>electricity make your skeleton visible
>radiation are neon green light
>laser are visible from the side and move at the speed of running man
>jet fuel can melt steel beam

>>91270259
This is cool, but saying any kind of random technobabble is retarded

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>>91269972

>New ingredients, same great taste!

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>>91269972
>Now I'll use my psychic powers to go inside his min-ARRRRGGHHHHHH

>machine is exceeding its mechanical limitations
>control panels spark and explode like they were stuffed with fireworks

I'm rewatching xmen evolution and I think they've used every quote in here so far

>He is using his sword like an extension of himself

>>91270337
>Shooting a scanner/code panel causes the door to open

>>91270337
> starship consoles
> filled with more explosives than an ACME rocket sled

>invent something that would change the world
>it fails because of a small mistake/miscalculation/sabotage
>WE MUST NEVER DO THIS AGAIN FUCK THE TRILLIONS HUMANS I COULD SAVE

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>>91270337
well batteries and capacitors can explode you know.

> Now that I've definitively got the upper hand, it's time to spend the next 10 minutes autistically explaining my plot and why I've won and ohno what's this? A heroic turnabout?!

>>91270604
>Shooting a scanner/code panel causes the door to open
technically should work according to security recommendation. doors are supposed to not trap you to your death in case of fire or energy black out.

>pirating alien network with an hearth laptop and some c++ code.

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>>91270725
> doors are supposed to not trap you to your death in case of fire or energy black out.
You've never killed the mothership have you?

>You organics can't compete with my superior positronic brain

>>91270771
> Calculating value of "Love"
> Error in logic matrix
> System overload

>>91270320
Martian Job-hunter reference?

>>91270771
>NO, NOT WATER, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

>>91270659
>>91270714
>This project could save trillions of lives, but I need guinea pigs to test it on because unfortunately there's no other way to see what side effects it may have.
>THIS IS INSANE! YOU'RE KILLING INNOCENT LIVES! DELET THIS!!!!!!

>futuristic device/cities/vehicle
>powered by a big quartz-like crystal on a pedestal in a circle room
>called "power core" or "energy core"
>it can reasily "overload" and explode.
>somehow they have 0 emergency protocol when it happens except red alert, sound alarm and evacuate the area.

>Nobody just gives the robots a fucking kill switch

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>>91269972
the only show that somehow managed to pull off this trope

>>91270956
>The second robots breach singularity they start to revolt, even though they unlike us know the purpose for their existence.

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>battle between two opposing hackers
>"there's know way this guy is on my level"
Really? There's no way that any other person on the entire world is only your level . . . ok

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>>91270956
> The kill switch is an overflow bug in the programming of the killbot's 1024bit kill counter

>>91271049
Isn't that one because usually the "hackers" are stereotypically smartass narcissistic douches so they think they're the hot shit?

pretty much any use of the word "overload"

>I have an IQ of 50000000!

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>>91269972
>tfw you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

>>91271232
>His power level is off the charts!!!!

>the internets
>hacking it
>making back up of it
>government sites with infinite try for passwords

>>91271276
> I don't have enough power to defeat this foe!
> I just need to draw more power!!!!!
> I-impossible! Where did this power come from!

>>91271232
IQ is basically meaningless unless you are in the double digits that always pissed me off their was some fucking kid in my middle class who claimed to have an IQ of over 200 and he was definitely on the spectrum he was really loud and over bearing

>report status!
>power room disabled, sector A to Z destroyed
>3 wounded, 0 casualties
>I NEED 15 MINUTE TO FIX IT BOSS

>>91270931
I loved Spaceball's take on that, where the emergency protocol was covered with an "out of order" sign.

>>91271365
yeah, people don't seem to understand IQ is a medical tool to detect problems, only the low scores matters, high scores means literally nothing. It's like pretending being HIV NEGATIVE give you super powers.

>>91271320
I specifically remember in fairly odd parents in one of the earlier episodes Timmy had to hide his new found wealth by saying his parents bought the internet and AJ said "you can't do that, I know. I've tried." Gets a chuckle out of me consistently

>>91270337
My old computer's CD reader blew up one day out of fucking nowhere. I was having lunch in the other room and bum! It's a pity; one of my favorite games was in there. The CD pieces were all over the place; it looked like a crime scene.

>>91271367
> It'll take 8 hours to get the warp inverters back online
> You have 5 minutes!
> Warp inverters online captain!

>the super toytento 7000
>blip blip bloop bloop sounds
>8 bit pixel art
>the controller is a joystick with 1 button
>but at the same time is a virtual mmo rpg shooter fighting game with experience and game over screens

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>>91271272
All you did was switch the batteries you damn hack!

>>91271473
well, they are civil servants after all.

>>91270320
I want to see this done with a completely innocuous character because he happened to be thinking of something particularly kinky at the moment.

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>>91269972
>"I have the power to save the one you love, you must CHOOSE!"
>"Don't listen to him [established Chosen One]!'
>"Don't let him kill me!"
>"I can't hold it any longer... I-I-I-I-I can't, I-I-I'm too weak..."
>"[Villain begs Chosen One for mercy despite not deserving it]"
>"I'm going to end this, once and for all"
>[Chosen One deviates from path] "He must stand trial"
>"He's too dangerous to be left alive"
>"It's not the Jedi way, he must live!" (If we kill him we're as bad as him)
>[Chosen One seemingly fucks up his destiny by aiding the villain]

>>91271497
Fixing warp inverters in 5 minutes is way above there paygrade

>it's a future episode
>money is "credits"

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>>91271537
>Villain starts talking about the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

>>91270157
I have legit used this to close service tickets for precisely that reason.

>can't make it work without being obvious plot device to get the ep done in time
>make it a meta joke by stating it
>"w-we did it as a meta joke guys, that was the plan the whole time, if we didn't want it to be a meta joke we c-could've done it d-differently"

>>91271575
>we meet other ayylmaos in space
>use credit so its easier for everyone
I don't see the problem with it

>The character that looks and acts innocent is actually a total bitch
>>91271723
>other ayylmaos
>other

>evil alien race is ugly and carnivorous, wear spiked armor in their dirty spaceships
>benevolent alien race is thin, beautiful(by human standard), soft spoken and wear white, they also master Asian martial arts.

>>91271778
>Aliens whose intentions are unclear are tall and thin, but have intimidating features that are weird and contorted

>>91271778

Aw man, I liked Star Trek Beyond.

>>91269972
Thanks Magnus

>all popular kids play sports and are assholes
>the quiet kids are misunderstood sweethearts

fucking cartoonists man

the quiet ones at my high school were usually the most insufferable

>the ultimate weapon is a sword, even in the future, even in other planets.

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>Superhero parody
>Heroes with actual superpowers still have gadgets and a batcave equivalent

>>91272072
>the quiet ones at my high school were usually the most insufferable
same

>>91271475
YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST SCORES ON EVERY MMORPG ON THE SYSTEM!

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>>91272288
HE GOT 30,000 POINTS IN DOUBLE DRAGON

>>91270200
It's pure autism but the way EVERY show portrays computer stuff legitimately triggers me.

Like, at least with pseudo-science babble it can kind of sort-of make sense if you don't think about it. With the computer shit it makes no sense if you have even the barest idea of how a computer or network works.

It's most unforgivable in video games, though. I know the writing is done by... well, writers, but you'd think the legions of programmers and network engineers could at least talk to the writers and tell them "this is fucking retarded and no one will buy it, can we change it a little?"

>>91272350
Autism isn't fun to watch. Usually.

>>91270702
I was working on an iPhone once at work and literally blew up the battery, spewed gas everywhere and I had to book it out of the room and slam the door.

It basically vaporized everything underneath it and left a smouldering husk of a phone.

They sent me to the emergency room for the night because we had no idea what kind of gas I may have inhaled, I ended up being OK but the emergency room folks had never seen anything like it before.

Funny thing was the iPhone's screen, since it was slightly off to the side, was in perfect working condition and I got to keep it and replaced my little sister's cracked screen for free. And it was an original Apple screen, not a shoddy replacement screen, since I had only taken it off the replace the battery.

>>91272425
>No idea what kind of gas I may have inhaled

It's a li-po battery, we know exactly what fucking gas you inhaled. Li-Po's blow ALL THE FUCKING TIME, they're the most dangerous battery tech we have right now and they aren't the best either, the reason everyone uses them is they're easy to make and cheap.

>>91271481
Now I want a sci-fi show where someone solves a major mechanical malfunction by casually turning a battery around the other way

>>91272611
pretty sure I saw this. Like robot turns evil and it's because the battery was in the wrong side.

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>>91272928

>1000 years in the future
>animals mutated or evolved to sentient creatures

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>>91273106

>doesn't like Planet of the Apes

>>91273106
>Furry

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>>91273106
>He doesn't like Red Dwarf

>>91273106
I feel the problem with this trope isn't that they become sentient rather that they become humanlike
which is really stupid if you think about it, we're not the pinnacle of evolution at all

>>91273148
wasn't that 3 million years?

>>91273396
It was? Well that makes more sense.

>>91273118
That wasn't phony mutation, that was mankind being MANIACS

>>91270259
>radiation are neon green light
The funny thing is if they just changed it to a light blue they'd be spot on.

>>91271475
>that one fucking stock Atari sound effect plays

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>>91271723
>we meet other physically comparable sapient beings in space
>and on good terms
>people don't immediately start having romantic relationships with them

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>>91269972
Let me just hack the encryption to get through the firewalls real quick, then I can upload a multi-terabyte virus that will disable their decoding systems.

>>91272072
This.
Popular people are usually popular because they're good at being sociable.
Most assholes are just a mish-mash of random people who're assholes.
At my high school the worst people there were a couple wiggers and a few of the skater fags.

>>91270844
Any-psychic-character-ever reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K956y2om92I

>Character eats an isotope

>>91274030
>The isotop is so volotile it doesn't have a half life but a quarter life
>The characters MUST observe with hasty

>plasma weapon
>it shoots a fluorescent snot that eats through anything but the corridor walls

>energy-based being
>Is either a neon fart or a crystal clear ayylmao filled with lights/lightning

> 8 barreled belt fed spinning gun
> shoots purple lasers

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>>91274103
OH NO! UIt has been stoled!

I'm so tired of "Chosen One" characters

>>91274500
This is why in my current RP game, destiny has been slain

Now there's a shitload of Chosen Ones running around with fuck all to do and it turns out most of them are awful psychopaths without fate to force them

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>>91273848

or you could just reverse the polarity, that seems to work for everyone else

>get sucked into the cyberspace
>not a single pornographic image.

>>91273106
You mean sapient I assume. Animals are already sentient.

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>>91274500

>The chosen one is designated by the villain

>>91269972
Well think of it like this: if you took something that was working and reversed its polarity, do you think it would STILL be working?

Check mate, OP.

>>91271365
>>91271402

Doesn't IQ mean how smart someone could be, instead of how smart they currently are?

>>91271473
When the going gets tough, the tough take a four hour lunch break.

>>91277625
It's a measure of pattern detection and even in a sociology sense, the concept falls apart outside of a few standard deviations.

>rare item of rareness
>never mind everybody gets one

fucking Robots in Diguise

>They find a decepticon hunter, supposedly a rare and extremely powerful relic able to become any weapon you imagine

>takes a long time to even fix the one and get it working

>a couple rod later

>lol I built some more with a literal junkyard for materials and workspace

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>>91270200
>"I need to bypass their encryption"
>reconnects a few wires
>"Okay, I'm in!"

>>91272350
THE PASSWORD IS BANANA

>>91270157
To be fair that's a pretty common problem, and the reason why 9v batteries are the best batteries.

>>91270337
This actually does happen and it's pretty awesome.

https://youtu.be/TjHOUonZO6U

>>91270181
Calm down gloss

>New potential love interest comes in as rival for grill to compete with

>she just gives up

>>91270200
>>91272350
It legit triggers me when I see this shit. I work in IT, and this stuff just is the worst

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>huge battle between two huge armies
>they just charge at each other in a big, retarded free for all

>>91273106
most animals already are sentient

>>91279625
Hilariously, external encryption modules actually did exist at one time and still exist on military equipment.

I mean bypassing it doesn't DO anything for you since without encryption you can't communicate on the encrypted networks but you can definitely do it.

>>91280305
Related: there was a form of encryption on certain CDs in the early 2000s that you could bypass with a black marker.

>>91277625
>>91277737
IQ is your mental age divided by your physical age. Mental age has no clear definition, but by all definitions this means you get stupider as you get older.

It's an extremely meaningless concept. A holdover from the early days of psychology where science took a back seat to wild guesswork. That one personality test everyone loves to take is in the same boat.

>>91270200
https://youtu.be/-rQPdWwv3k8
Gumball blew this trope into the water.

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>All guns are lasers

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>>91274500
>Chosen One is a newborn child
>Main characters are the normal warriors tasked with protecting him until he comes of age to defeat the ultimate evil

>>91271778

I'm damn sure there was a lilo and stitch episode that turned this trope on it's head. Also Mass Effect 3 implied the Asari held everyone back in terms of tech by keeping artifacts secret, so there's that.

Also that one scooby doo movie I suppose, but everyone wants to fuck the alien in that, so that doesn't count.

>>91273106

Fuck you, I loved s1-4 of Doctor Who.

>>91273848

>Multi-terabyte virus

What would this even do, just sit on the hard drive and make moving data impossible? They're meant to be as small as possible for a reason.

>>91274030

To be fair, this can result in death, though more often because the base element is toxic/radioactive/in group 1.

>>91280266

Well to be fair, doing anything differently is a relatively new idea. WW1 was only a hundred years ago. Anything that wasn't quite so retarded usually either became 'legendary', or ended up in the 'Art of War'.

It's only in the last century where tech has got so lethal that sheer numbers can't win battles anymore in 90 percent of cases.

>>91281136
Anon i see that you too enjoyed willow.

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>>91281434

>>91270081
>>Implying the DA even cares

>>91281434
SOME MOTHERFUCKER JUST THREW A CHAIR

>>91274500
>says a Mesopotamian man reading the story Gilgamesh over 3-4 thousand years ago

>>91271033
it really speaks about our collective self esteem that we constantly play with the idea that once a non human equal shows up, they immediately want us dead

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>>91281434

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>Body swap episode
>Voices also swap

>characters enter a mysterious location that they've never seen before
>one of the characters rhetorically asks out loud "what is this place??"
every time, word for word

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>Fight scene
>People talk to each others instead of letting the flow of the battle speak for itself

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>>91282016
>scared character
>"Oh, I dunno about this, guys"

>>91282121
>Coward character mans the fuck up and saves the others
>The rest of the group go back to treating him like a pussy until the next time he inevitably saves their lives
I love Rugrats and all, but Phil and Lil are complete dicks.

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>characters go into space
>can't breath
>but can still make noise
or alternatively
>space/alien themed episode
>OOOOOO-WEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOO

>>91282119
anime is awful about this announcing everything thing

>>91282121
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD :(

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>>91282715
>right before an explosion or a big event
>everything goes quiet
>zoom in on reaction
>"Ohhhh, crap"

>>91282585
Thats literally the only thing i like about anime, how ridiculous and theatric the fights are

Anything that isn't shonen is 100% for losers

>>91282585
well it's theatrical in the literal sense of the term. Think of actors in front of an audience. It's even more true in anime were voice archetype are not realistic at all.

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>One of the team is being mind controlled
>They have to fight this teammate now, but don't want to.
>"C'mon, pal! You've got to fight it! Please! I know you're in there somewhere!"

>>91282291
we're going deeper into.... THE ABYSS

>>91270200
>>91272350
>>91279625
>>91280251
My brothers.

I think Arrow has some of the worst techtalk I've ever heard. Every episode is suffering in that regard.

O'Brian deserves a fucking medal

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>Time travel episode
>they make a stop in dinosaur or caveman times

It's like cartoon writers think kids know only three points in history

>>91282016
Fuck you. I did this in real life.

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>>91284076
>time travel episode
>10 years in the future
>everyone has flying cars and jetpacks

>>91274500
Deadpool's Mithras Arc is the best chosen one story bar none.

>>91271524
pretty sure that happened with ultimate spiderman and jean grey.

>>91273118
>You now realize that there was a village in Africa that was terrorized for a whole day by a chimpanzee that grabbed and was wildly waving around a militia guy's AK.

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>humans meet alien race
>the aliens look exactly the same as humans

>>91284594
Star Trek covered their ass on that one by making it so many of the major races of the Alpha and Beta Quadrants had all been gene seeded on their various planets by a Tier 2 civilization millions of years ago.

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>The most elderly character is also secretly the strongest.

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>high school
>bully is a greaser
>guitar riff when he enters
>always the football quarterback
>"nerds" get stuffed in lockers
>also swirlies
>only like 10 or so kids in hallways between classes and they're all quiet
>teachers are total psychopaths

>>91272080
>the superman equivalent is a dumbass.

>>91284758
from the stories i hear from a substitute teacher friend, a lot of teachers ARE psychopaths

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>>91284881
Oh I know. I went through High School and some of them legitimately deserve to die. But teachers are rarely ever shown in a positive light.

Code Lyoko did it perfectly.

>>91273197
The exact same thing can be said about the sapient part. Animals don't become smarter by default. They're only as smart as they need to be thanks to natural selection.

>>91284965
I think it's best when the students are painted in an equally unflattering light as the little shits they are.

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>>91281434
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!

>>91284714
I'll admit I'm guilty of loving this cliche. There's just something about Grandpa taking a bunch of disrespectful little shits to school.

>He's on top of all the leader boards!
>He's the only guy to ever beat [MMO}
>The super skilled, master of all gamers turns out to be a girl and everyone is shocked

>WE GOTTA HURRY UP TO GET BACK TO OUR OWN TIMELINE TO STOP THE VILLAIN.

>death machine
>has hero captured
>the machine is so fucking slow
>villan doesn't watch over the procedure
>surprised when hero escapes

JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM OR SOMETHING, GOD

>>91285321

>Top security villain base
>Heroes caught dead in the center stealing top secret plans that may lead to other cliches.
>I'm just going to leave all exits wide open and flood it with low level minions.

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>>91281434

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>>91284594
>The aliens all speak perfect English with British accents with a few random words thrown in or them inserting their own race's name at random à la Smurf speech

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>>91285269
>gamer girl looks perfectly normal, even athletic
>gamer boy is the disgusting nerd stereotype

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>>91285321
>THE REAL QUESTION ISN"T -WHERE- ARE WE, BUT -WHEN- ARE WE!!!

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>>91285789
>Why is the room getting bigger?

>>91285789
>Characters drop into the past
>Everything they see clearly looks like it's in the past, everyone is dressed in old clothes, driving old vehicles, and everything just screams "it's the past"
>"Man, is everyone having a party or something? Place looks weird, oh well, guess I'll go about my business as normal"
>"Hey buddy, can you get a cell phone signal? I totally can't connect to twitter! You don't know what twitter is? Man talk about living under a rock!"
>They don't realize until they read a newspaper

>>91271475
And every game has levels

>>91286077
>Hey buddy, can you get a cell phone signal?
>"What's a phone?"
>Explains them what a phone is
>"hmm, sounds rather useful"
>TURNS OUT THE GUY WAS ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL XD IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE INVENTED PHONES BUT ACTUALLY IT WAS A TIME PARADOX CAUSED BY OUR SHOW'S MC HAHA!

>>91285758
What's that thing strapped to his eye

>>91286138
>goes back in time to Ancient Egypt
>destroys the Sphinx's nose

>>91286233
>goes back in time to Catholic Rome
>nearly knocks over the Tower of Pisa

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>"""nerd"""" explains something in simple terms that anybody can understand
>UUUUUUUUH IN ENGLISH BRAINIAC???

>>91286270
>goes back in time to Ancient Greece
>destroys the Venus de Milo's arms

>>91286316
>goes back in time to early 20th century Austria
>pisses off an artist

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>>91282783
This
https://youtu.be/3ihIJ1UZAVk

>>91286392
juden!

>>91280715
>that moment where it cuts back to him and hes gone
that was great. is this show actually good or is it just dude random

>But sir, it's not ready yet!
>I don't care!

>>91286270
>Goes back in time to Catholic Rome
>The Tower of Pisa is already leaning
>The MC pushes it to straighten it up, or leans against it and it straightens up
>When the MC leaves, the tower tips the other way like it is today

Have some MURRICA.

>The real threat to American society is the asshole who broke the CIA code again, not this Russian jihadist bullshit.
>Martial law means kill anything that moves
>When something flies over head use the tanks to shoot it down.
>City's on lockdown, we are going to fly the VIP out using helicopters.
>One exit in and out of the city, Make sure to seal it in emergencies
>The target resists small arms fire, Military guys panic.

>>91286424
> Sir, it hasn't been tested yet!
>Let this be the test then!

>>91286489
>Sir, we still have to test it on humans!
>There's no time, test it on me!

>>91286442
>Goes back in time to Atlantis
>Sinks it

>Anime reference in a Western show
>It's always DBZ, Sailor Moon or Pokemon references

>>91286077
Same with body swapping. Wouldn't you instantly realize that something's not right? Your gait would be off, your arms would look different, your whole body would just feel different, but characters take a minute to find out. It's especially dumb when they change sex.

>>91286583
Gumball turned that trope up to 11.

https://youtu.be/xvks9zNnNHc

>>91286593
>Character gets swapped with a female character
>Doesn't notice the difference in physical stature, the shape of their body in contact with their clothes or their bed, or the pair of fucking tits on their chest
>Or the lack of a fucking penis
If I became a woman one day I'd realize it as soon as I fucking woke up, you have to be extremely dim witted to ever not realize your dick is missing, even when I'm not paying attention to it I can feel it. It's worse when the voices don't swap, which is a rarity.

>>91286593
Not to mention the brains. Everyone perceives color and sound and everything slightly different, it would definitely throw you off if you started to see the world the way someone else does.

>>91286701
Especially if it's a different gender, biologically, chemically, and culturally, a woman's brain would perceive the world differently from a man (that is assuming the "minds" switch, but they retain their gender's mentality or whatever)

>I'm going to kill this guy
>[PROFOUND LOGICAL FALLACY]
>I'm going to kill everyone but this guy.

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>>91286745
That reminds me
>I'm turning into a girl!
>OH MY GAWWWWD, SHOPPING
>o-oh no, I need to get help

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>>91286149
Something like Moliere's goggles, I assume

IT WAS ALL

ACCORDING

TO

PLAN

>>91281328
Willow? Pretty sure he was talking about Kung Fu Panda

>Character is attempting to find [Blank]
>Villain is following behind them
>Character finds [Blank] and is nearly about to acquire it
>Villain jumps in and stops Character, monologues about getting [Blank]
>For some reason Villain screws everything up, usually fighting the hero, or because they are unworthy of THING
>As everything is collapsing, Character attempts to get [Blank], and despite being fully capable of grabbing THING and escaping, they stop and leave it behind to escape or save another character/the villain
>THING is lost forever

It's so stupid, I hate scenarios where a character can easily achieve all their goals in the moment, but instead they stand around, hesitating, and then running off to accomplish one goal

>>91286840
T/N: PLAN MEANS KEIKAKU

>I need two beers!

>>91286980

A Common weakness in western cartoons where a singular plot point can completely wreck the entire status quo and/or end the story. An overarching story hits a brick wall if it doesn't respect the seasonal format.

>>91286415
Gumball is good, alright, though I'd skip season 1 if I were you

>>91287056
I'm also starting to watch Gumball, if only because I remember a moment back when it began airing that killed my sides.
>Get out of the way!
>I can't! I'm a wall!

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>>91271321
every single flash episode

>>91281875
It's not about self-esteem, it's about assuming other sapient entities would have the same mentality we do. Humans are the smartest animals on Earth, because we drove every other species with great intelligence to extinction. A lot of them were actually smarter than us and we just killed them with brute force.

Their superior intelligence was actually likely to be their downfall, much like the modern issue of white people losing to blacks/mexicans/muslims/etc. Low number of K-selection births and compassion for those lesser than them.

>>91284469
that was fake

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>>91272350
>being pissy about people making technobable up about shit you're familiar with
>it's completely fine if it's another field of science you know little about and you can just ignore it

>>91281328
>the villain's perusal of the chosen one is specifically what causes their downfall and would have been avoided otherwise.

Good times.

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>A race of hostile aliens/evil organization is overwhelming us!
>If you kill their queen/leader, they will no longer be a threat!

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>>91281434

>>91270259
Jet fuel cannot "melt" a steal beam in the sense of rendering it into a liquid, it can, however, reduce its structural stability to that of a boiled spaghetti noodle.

>You humans have ruined the planet, and you are a violent race worth nothing!
>We shall eradicate your species and purify this planet!

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>>91274500
>Tfw the chosen one and the prophecy were both made up by the villain as part of a master plan to lead the characters exactly where he wanted them.
>Tfw the true chosen one was the villain all along.

>>91285059
>They're only as smart as they need to be
And the need to be pretty damn smart if they're going to survive what humans are doing to the planet.

>>91286149
It's one of those femdom dildos that gets strapped to a guy's head for his mistress to ride.

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>>91281434

>>91270739
The eventual explanation is pretty bullshit, too. They eventually state that human computers and modern OS are derived from alien tech. MacOS is just a homebrew version of GreyOS. This ignores the fact that the alien ship didn't power on until five days prior to arrival.

>>91287671
>purifying the planet means turning the surface into glass and made it inhabitable

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>>91272350
>>91270200
>crap, the info we need is behind a really tightly encrypted government firewall
>"Can you get in?"
>already did ;)

>>91287682
Not really. They just have to be less delicious.

>>91286621
I was expecting this to play when they started to fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

>>91287558
To be fair, that worked really well in WWII.

>>91271365
Don't IQ scores only go up to 160?

>>91287797
Nope. The more delicious they are, the more incentive we have for keeping them around. There's a bunch of species that would be extinct right now if we didn't breed them as livestock.

>>91287933
They go up to whatever. Anything over 100 is basically just a shot in the dark estimation.

>>91271365
161 autist here
Don't trust the numbers. The biggest retard I know was 148. If you can't already tell, I was brought up among these high ranking turds. Smartest guy I know is "above average", nothing special.

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>>91280425
Such bullshit. IQ is the most predictive tool in the modern psychological arsenal.

High IQs are consistently correlated with financial success, relationship success, high SAT scoring and long term planning. People with high IQs even fucking live longer and are generally in better help. Low IQs correlate with financial instability, low performance in education and bad decision making.

Any behavioral psychologist can tell you this. IQ is an incredibly powerful tool. People like you just resist it because it threatens your egalitarian, tabula rasa worldview.

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>>91285426
ya just dont get it anon, you dont.

>>91273704
You mean this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL2p2ANFlQ4

>>91273704
Or this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzI1RBdK2_g

>>91287210

>because we drove every other species with great intelligence to extinction

Actually, we bred out the neanderthals in a lot of cases, tamed cats, and couldn't do shit to stuff like corvids and dolphins but sure why not.

>we just killed them with brute force

Eh. We killed them with the invention of various tools, starting with fire and going onto various metals and armors etc. In terms of hunting, we mostly just ran out faster prey with our better cardiovascular endurance.

We aren't the fastest or the strongest; rather we're the most tactile, with the best capacity for endurance. We aren't really very good at building pure strength muscles without a dedicated regime and diet. Hell, a lot of great apes right now could literally tear us limb from limb, and we'd be fucked, hence the whole Harambe shit.

>And the rest is /pol/shit.

10/10 post my friend. When you got your genetic results back, I assure you they didn't add anything for shits and giggles, it's real.

>>91287671

To be fair, they're not exactly wrong. I wouldn't say we're worth nothing, but we literally invented a planet busting arsenal of weapons before at least finding a backup planet.

Also, aforementioned poster above and others are literally trying to sort us out like that one 'special' kid with his skittles, so...

>>91286778

To be fair, if the inverse happens, where the MC kills none of the grunts and tries to kill the villain, people lose their shit.

See; SU, Undertale, Samurai Jack etc.

>>91286464

>The target resists small arms fire, Military guys panic.

To be fair, that'd be horrifying if a human sized figure could just shrug off a dozen people firing on it, non-stop.

>>91285758

I liked Accel World It's just how he sees himself, he is short and chubby, but not to that degree

>>91284714

Gonna have to disagree with you on this one. The only thing better than this is when the pathetic, 'joke' character becomes the strongest ala Zatch Bell.

>>91288042
In what world? High IQ doesn't correlate to success. There are a ton of people with high IQs and good SAT scores that end up working in mcdonalds fliping burgers. IQ isn't the sole factor to success regardless of whatever your intro to psych book tells you.

>>91281434
I'M MAD

>>91288042
You and the anon you're replying to both have good points. IQ can be a good measurement of potential success and the modern world where everyone is equal tells you to dissent against that notion so no one is better than another. At the same time, there are a multitude of factors that go into real world success. Recognizing patterns is just one of them, a really good one, but a single factor nonetheless.

>>91286566
>goes back to colonial times
>tear that painting of george washington

>"They'll be here any minute!"
>Character locks door, smashes panel, door stays locked
Also
>Machine doesnt work
>"You piece of crap!"
>Hits panel, computer, etc
>Instantly works
I dont know if its just me, but the entire "brute force tech to make it work" really irks me, especially the locked door one. Wouldnt it be impossible to lock then?

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>Smart character writes complicated formula to a device or method to solve their situation
>E=mc2 is present

>>91286275
This one really annoys me more than ever because these days the smart character is written so the first time they say it, you can still grasp the initial concept but nooooo we need to have a goddamn puppetshow for the ONE RETARD IN THE ROOM who cant understand it. Its like in Event Horizon explaining warp travel or in ANY GIVEN EPISODE OF THE FLASH

>>91286275
>Can you pass me the [long winded description of what an object does in the most complex way possible]
>...What?
>*sigh* *eyeroll* Can you pass me the [everyday object]

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>"HOLY SHIT THIS EVIL RACE OF MONSTERS IS SLAUGHTERING HUMANS LIKE CATTLE!
>Ohhhh, but they're just doing what they have to in order to survive, it's just their nature
>I feel bad for them now, it's the humans that're the real evil :("

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>Well I guess I learned that sometimes you have to do things by the book

>And I guess I learned that sometimes you have to ignore the rules

>>91288597
>Evil species is an existential threat to your race as a whole
>But they need to do it to survive so I guess they're sympathetic now
>Fucking changelings

>>91286621
Damn that was pretty good. That might be the only western cartoon I've seen to convincingly look like an anime. I gotta watch this show already. I keep getting pleasantly surprised by clips like these.

>>91285269
>TheLegend27

>>91288660
Yeah anon, I'm bummed that they reformed the changelings too, but I don't really get your point. If you have a race thats super deadly and its in their nature to hunt your species, and you had the ability to magically take that need away from them, regardless of "sympathy" wouldn't that be the logical thing to do?

Doesn't make the weird deer things they turned into any less dumb.

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>>91288411
>Hits panel, computer, etc
Don't forget the jukebox.

The all time hail mary
>THERES NO TIME!

>>91271124
Test

>>91288270
>talks about statistics
>cites individual aberrations
k
>>91288312
A fair point. I think I could argue though that pattern recognition (among the other factors that IQ tests for) operate as an augmentation to other skills and talents you might possess. For example, having talent with paints is usually a prerequisite to being that sort of artist but the talent alone can only get you so far. Having the intelligence to delve into the world of history and technique as well as business and economics can be what separates a good artist from a successful artist.

Obviously this is just one specific example but you can apply this thinking to most fields.

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>>91288042
>he thinks the sat does anything but test how well you can study, or pay for help studying for things
I think your IQ must be pretty shit my man.
Also having money greatly assists in expanding ones knowledge which obviously will affect any scholastic measurement, like a test for instance.
And wow gee higher IQ people tend to have...what was that? MONEY?! FINANCIAL STABILITY?!
YOU DONT SAY
So I guess the real question is...how much are you bringing in anon?
You doing well?
Typical well-off fuccboi trying to posture themselves as getting what they got from more than just being well off.

>>91288205
Killing them with things we invent is brute force. I could make a weapon that would be beyond earth science by 1000 years but if it's end results is it makes everyone on earth drop dead that's still brute force.

I'm not the same guy but holy shit your second point is so dumb.

>>91287210
Assuming they were machines, or a species with sufficiently advance enough technology it wouldn't be a problem.

>>91289075
It's a predictive factor anon. Do you think the people that do statistical studies are retards who overlook the demographics of their subjects?

You take two dudes with 10 million in the bank, one has a 70 IQ and the other has a 190 IQ. Tell me which one you think has better odds of becoming a billionaire?

>>91269972
nigger this works 100% of the time
seriously, just go borrow your stepdads gun, and instead of pointing it at the girl who friendzoned you, reverse the polarity, and point it at yourself
trust me bro, it'll heal what she hurt

>>91289210
If they were ridiculously more advanced than us, sure they won't kill us for the sake of killing, but they'd certainly do things that completely disregard our well being, like we do with every other species on this planet.

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>>91282016

>character gets blindfolded
>"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?"

>>91289210
so how the fuck do you kill something without brute force anon? :^]
step back for a while and realize how stupid you are.

>>91289372
>how the fuck do you kill something without brute force
Take away its food/water supply. Render its environment uninhabitable. Spread disease. Basically what we're doing to every animal population.

>>91289342
>bandanna over mouth
>somehow the character cant talk

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>>91272350
Don't read any comics from the 90's then Anon, you will die from an autism overdose.

>>91284881
Teacherfag here. Before I had my license I worked for a few years as a sub. The state was voting on a new budget for the education and it basically came down to

>A. Fire all the newest teachers with the least seniority and least pull with the union
>B. All teachers take a 1 year pay freeze (union normally guarantees a raise EVERY YEAR for teachers something that no other job I'm aware of benefits from).

Selfish cunts complained about this budget TO ME in the lounge one time at lunch! Like ... I'm literally the person who's job they'd be taking if it was a year later and I had my license. Years later and I still can't believe how fucking psychotic that was

>>91287449
Calm down Voldemort.

>>91286621
All it needed was just one freeze frame with a bunch of kanji as they were winding up a big attack and a deep voice reading out some overly dramatic attack name.

>>91289572
I demand proof this is not an edit.

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>>91289796
Good news Anon, it's not an edit.

>>91281434
I am quite angry.

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>Woman beats a man at anything ever

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>H-He's fast

>>91272350

How else could it be presented then?

Hacking is pretty mysterious to most people. I would have no idea how to present it in a way that isn't just dumb movie nonsense.

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>character is naked for the episode and needs to find their clothes

>>91273106
>>91276260
>>91280298

Sapience/Sentience is a meme. All living things that can percieve and act upon their surroundings are aware and 'thinking' beings. They're just fucking dumb and can't really communicate beyond a basic level depending on species.

>>91286275
>Say the exact same thing in an english accent
>Everyone suddenly understands

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>>91289858
>women

>>91289327
No sorry I meant that as counterpoint to the last guy. Clearly the aliens would like treat us second class. The guy I replied to said "their superior intelligence would be their downfall". It wouldn't be a problem how intelligent they were or even how kind they were as long as their technology was advance enough.
You know like in an extreme case "Sure go ahead very xenophobic human put 100 nuclear bombs in the room where we keep our most precious resource, combustion is literally impossible in this place"


>>91289372
This>>91289518
If we actually started carpet bombing the rain-forests we'd be killing them with brute-force. If we just started creating too many factories nearby or cutting down too many trees it would be indirect. I have no idea why you think brute-force would be purely physical.

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>>91273136
>furry artist makes interesting character pitch
>could literally never go anywhere ever do to being huge fetish bait
>pretends that his weird hyper fetish porn is completely tasteful and would make a great setting for a slice of life kids show "if only..."

>>91289991
>humanity contacts aliens
>literal race of tall colorful five-year-olds
starbound's floran and novakid did this but i wanna see it better

>>91287356
the video was fake, but the story was true IIRC, like a dramatization.

>>91271365
You went to school with all of 4chan?

>>91271418
i love that episode because is a third season retelling of a first season episode

>>91286138
>ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL
turns out that elisha gray was a time traveller

>>91271723
yeah, because euro worked just great

>>91272072
kek, insufferable quiet here and can confirm

>>91271272
A L L O N S Y

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>>91289858
>Fanservice female is inexplicably able to bowl over a generic bruiser minion twice her size

>>91286442
>Tower of Pisa
>PISA
>it's italian so it must be in Rome

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>According to my calculations,

>>91286658
>read "i can always tell my penis"
>stoped at "is worse when the voices"
>my first though was that you were schizo and have always voices telling you you have a penis
kek'd

>All guns are energy guns
>When character gets hit by them it just knocks them back doing no real damage
>More powerful and "dangerous" weapons just knock characters back harder

Fuck you Ben 10. Every episode.

>Oh man some level 5 alien-tech, now we'll really be able to knock people back!

>>91289309
>projecting this hard

>>91270259

some lasers do are visible from the side tho

>>91273106
I like you, and I like this town
I mean you, and this wonderful town
I like you, you put a smile on my face
Ohm Town town it's my kind of place

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>>91290922

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>>91281434

>>91283823
"web nuke"

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>>91270200
>>91272350

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>>91286442
>Go back to the Middle Ages
>Everyone talks in British accents

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>>91281434
Oh, it's on now.

>>91282782
Fritz the Cat does this beautifully.

>>91284695
>Tier 2 civilization
>tfw you will never live long enough to see humanity become a tier 1 civilization

>>91272350
Legitimate question, why on every show, computers have sound for everything? From opening a picture, to zooming into it.

Also there's no apparent UI, or overanimated UI.

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>no matter how advanced the technology is or how powerful the weapons are, it always ends in a fistfight

>>91288411
sometimes hitting it does make it work though

>>91274500
Fuck outta here Master Betty.

>>91270259
>Lasers don't pierce and instead do blunt, punch-like damage

>>91291862
These comics always make me internally chuckle.

>>91281611
>The DA doesn't care
>He is just saying that to give himself a semblance of authority while secretly envying the exploits of his maverick subordinate

>>91281328
>>91286883
I thought Dragon Quest V myself

>>91270200
>>91291862
>>91272350

Didn't South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut have a cut line lampshading that?

>>91280783
gotta keep it PG mang

>>91272350
Because watching someone attempt a TCP sequence prediction isn't as kewl as scrolling green on black code.

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>>91286442
>MC just straighten up the tower

>>91286275
>character get mentally raped for years
>finally breaks
>it's fucking hilarious

>>91270956
>Debating robots with someone in a work program
>He argues the robots would override the kill switch or dummy it out.

>>91282585
Yeah, I'm more in the camp that the attacks aren't REALLY called out. It's just more for the audience's (and if applicable, game developers) benefit to know what said techniques are called.

In "reality", I'm sure those flashy final attack poses and animations are performed much faster than normal eyes can perceive and so forth.

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>>91289342
>Are you kidding me? I'm blind!

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>>91288558
this cunt

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>>91282121
Every time I heard the battle droids in clone wars say I've got a bad feeling about this I wanted to bash my head on the keyboard.

>>91293298
I'd be more concerned about the fact that we'd be effectively cloning slaves at that point and how they would react to comprehending that.
Some of them might turn violent, I think a lot of them would just refuse to work, there might be a lot of existential anxiety (as much as a robot could have, anyways).
My question is why they would need that sort of processing power as slave machines. I think rather than creating artificial intelligence to serve us, we should just build simpler machines capable of following orders but not of anything approaching higher thought if we want them to serve us. They'd effectively be mechanical animals, and I think any AI given sufficient education would understand the difference between a non-sapient slave machine and a true AI.

>>91288667
It's animated by Trigger

>>91288411
I was JUST playing Xmen Origins: Wolverine and he keeps stabbing keypads to open containment cells.

>>91291282
They'd lose most of their energy if they do

>>91293103
>lasers are bolts that can travel like bullets, continue to exist after the trigger is released, and explode when they hit something.

>female character says quips
>written by a female or man with the woman humor level

>>91293437
IRL, he'd be trapping them in there forever. Or until the repair crew working for whoever wanted to keep them contained fixed the keypads.

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>"awkward timing" gag
>overstays its welcome