Voltron: Legendary Defender

why are there so many threads all of a sudden?

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>>91267541
Lotor's doomed to die.

Klance still wins.

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>>91267557
Because Eurotrash keep making threads.

>>91267557
People still being high on shallurra buttblasting.

>>91267557
Shallurafags got BTFO.

>>91267557
Because the Shallura is Dead party attracted a higher than usual amount of activity.

>>91267570
l-lewd

>>91267560
OP is right though. Klotor is better than Klance.

>>91267557
It was the day Pidge was born and Shallura died (not that it was ever alive to begin with).

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>>91267630
Doesn't matter, Klotor is self-destructive. Lotor is a passing fad; Lance will always be around.

>>91267663
Even Lotllura is better than Klance.

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>>91267693
Still a better love story than Shallura.

>>91267701
Stay mad, baby, the one constant in Keith's life is Lance. Nobody gives a shit about Allura.

Wow, Klotor is really grown in popularity around these parts. I'm impressed.

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>>91267757
Impressed at their desperation?

>>91267747
This still makes me happy.

>>91267693
That's not a Galraship.

Is there some new twitter harassment campaign started up by Shallurafags against the showrunners now?

>>91267819
>Shallurafags
Klancers too, but no. Not that I'm aware of. There's only the angry shippers @ing them
>https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%40ArtOfLaurenM&src=typd
>https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=%20%40Voltron&src=typd

>>91267541
Lancelot is best

Shipping is for fags, but what's causing the one group to be so upset?

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>>91267899
http://imgur.com/a/wB9ki

>>91267842
Why are the Shallurashits like this...

>>91267842
>Lauren liked the ones where someone thanked her for the show and apologized for how shitty this fandom is

She is so done with this fandom.

>>91267842
They legit believe Jeremy is a diehard Klance shipper and the Voltron staff keep him in a cage and forbid him from promoting Klance? The fuck?

>>91267930
They're awfully upset by age differences, but I guess girls are much more likely to be hit on by creepy older guys and probably hate that in their ships?

Why don't more people ship Haggar/Zarkon?

>>91268139
Because they're not hot or young.

>>91268139
Because ew het ew villains ew Zarkon is crusty

A shame. I'd love more art of them.

>>91268139
Because it's not gay.

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gotta love the mice

>>91268139
I've warmed up to that ship since people have been theorizing Lotor might be their son.

>>91268184
NEVER LEAVE US, MICE ANON.

>>91268202
Because of Lotor having that cowlick, right? I don't know, they might follow the old storyline of Lotor's mother being dead. Haggar could be just a relative.

Keith developing feelings for Allura as the show goes on is gonna be so cute. HNNNNGG.

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>>91268318
Yes.

>>91268318
Lamest possible thing ever.

>>91268318
That's gonna be fucking adorable.

VOLTRON WONDERCON PANEL 2017

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mOFpbajiC8

>>91268495
I want my Shlav sitcom.

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>>91268652

>>91268017
Yep. I was assessing the drama and going through the Shallura and Kallura tags a few hours ago, and I saw some Klancer claiming that Jeremy "confirmed Klance for a slow burn". Nothing of the sort happened, of course, he was just talking about relationships on the show in general, and made some vague comments about Lance maybe finding that one person he likes more than anyone else, but they interpret everything he says as a hint at Klance.

>>91268549
I told you Shlav was real.

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>>91268742

>>91268495
Blah, I wince anytime the Lancefags screech.

>>91268495
Gonna watch this. I couldn't waste my time to keep up with that shitty Klancer/Shitlluran liveblog.

>>91268751
No dice.

>Be Mrs. Holt
>Your husband and son are missing, presumed dead
>Your only remaining child becomes obsessed with conspiracy theories about them and gets in troubles with the government
>One day she just disappears
>Probably got herself killed or sold into sex slavery like many runaway teens
>It's probably your fault somehow

>>91268495
Hah, the crowd just goes silent when Kimberly says Allura doesn't like kids.

>>91268771
She cries whenever she sees peas because they remind her of her husband.

>>91267842
Poor Lauren

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What world do they live on?

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>>91269027

>>91268318

I don't think it's gonna happen. I think e end up with no romance at all.

>>91269027
>>91269048
>allura was originally shiro's age
>they retconned allura's age to make kallura happen
>i made this conclusion based on absolutely nothing

>>91269048
>earlier allura was said to be around shiro's age
Haha, what? This is alternative facts.

>>91268495
>kimberly called lotor hot
Someone let Lotllura anon know about this!

>>91268495
All that crazy screaming over Lotor has got me fearing this new gen of Lotorfags.

>>91269027
>>91269048
Shitllurans scrambling around trying to cover their asses and making up fake stories.

>>91269184
Lotor confirmed for pretty boy.

>>91269184
Do you think Kimberly is gonna be saving gay pics of Lotor?

Was that Lotor guy some big deal in old shows? Why is everyone talking about him?

>>91268795
Samuel/Colleen is a good ship. It's up there with Shlav.

>>91269261
In secret. Maybe.

>>91269479
The biggest deal.

>>91268184
How many pictures of the mice do you have in total?

>>91269261
She's going to be a Klotor.

>>91267557
Cause tumblr drama, apparently we're not supposed to hate shallura cause some people were being mean :( and now all voltron threads will be filled with people who have nothing better to do but post tumblr screencaps.

>>91268495
I have to constantly pause is because of the damn banshee screeching. I wish I could shove down a brick on everyone's throats who do this in public.

>>91269826
Expect the same after S3 comes and we will have real romantic hints/development on Kallura. There'll be a champagne shower over here. I'd still advise what's always said, if you're not interested in it, ignore that part of the thread.

>>91269856
They should have a rule at cons that people shut the fuck up unless it's a q and a session, or the end of the panel.

>>91269888
It would never work. Too much concentrated autism.

>>91269888
I'm fine with people cheering and clapping, But I'd get these young women/teen girls that just squeeeeeee at the top of their lungs like some damn 5-year-olds removed from the panel, if they can't act adequately.

So will the fanbase turn around and embrace Kallura after more hints or will it be forever hated? Actually is it really hated now or just on tumblr?

>>91268495
Altean Lance? Seriously? I hate this fandom.

>>91269982
They will hate it because it gets in the way of Klance and people believe Allura was "de-aged" to be with Keith. See >>91269048.

>>91269923
I've been to a few cons, and the panels I've seen were pretty nice. But those were comic related, not pop culture shit. It seems like tv and movie shit attracts the worst people.
>>91269948
That'd be okay. Clapping and cheering at the end of the panel would be the best though. The fucking shriekers are too much. I've been to better behaved metal concerts.

>>91269982
Klancers and black weebs hate Kallura. They will never come around.

>>91269982
It'll get a comfy following, but others will hate it, mostly Klancers and Shitlluras. A few Sheiths will probably hate it too and call it boring and cliche. Never mind the fact tha Sheith might be the most boring ship in existence.

>>91270013
Sheith is only boring because the Klancers take every opportunity to call it a bad influence. If this fandom were 10 years ago we'd be getting a lot more robot arm fisting.

>>91269982
I'm sure the actual children will hold Kallura dear just as the oldfags did in their younger years, especially if they will a power couple, and the majority doesn't take shipping that seriously. Tumblr does it's own thing, the anti-kalluras won't ever come around, because they made up their minds before Kallura even began.

Oh god, people are like:
"don't be mean to shallura shippers! allura seemed adult coded and her relationship with shiro seemed romantic coded! they didn't know they were shipping a pedophilic ship! blame the staff for not making the ages clear! maybe shallura can still be acceptable if allura is 19 and shiro is 22!"

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>>91270013
>not liking tender looks and anime-sque name shouting
poor taste

>>91270066
Sheith just does absolutely nothing for me. It's weird, because I actually like comfy, nice ships. But it's just boring. Maybe I'm also biased because the shitty Sheiths on /co/ left a bad taste in my mouth during season one too.

>>91270071
But didn't the Shallurashits spend months harassing Shaladin and Kallura shippers? And a lot of them are still saying Shaladin and Kallura are bad but Shallura is good because of retarded ass logic such as Allura being 19 and Keith being 17.

>>91270013
Most sheithers are fine with Kallura, because they were both harassed by same people.

>>91270071
That's a lot of hypocrisy. I hope the Shaladin and Kallura shippers bully them for this.

>>91270093
There are so many logical reasons Keith doesn't have to be the same age as Hunk too.

I WANT HUNK TO FUCK A ROCK WITH HIS COCK

>>91270122
We know. You've been saying it for like the past four threads.

>>91270093
I remember some Sheith shippers saying their ship was fine if Keith was 19 but the antis kept insisting that wasn't possible because Keith wasn't an adult but a teen. Now they're saying Allura can be both an adult and a teen at age 19.

>>91270071
>Allura was the same age as Shiro originally!
>How do you know?
>I pulled it out of my ass!
Never change, shallurafags.

I heard Tyler Labine say Hunk was 17 and the Let's Voltron podcast say Lance was 19. Don't know how official this is though.

>>91270161
You can't ship a 17 year old with a 19 year old! That's a adult/minor relationship! HANCE IS CANCELLED.

>>91270010

Ehh, I don't think black weebs can be grouped into one category. One of the big black Allura cosplayers likes Kallura just fine.

>>91270161
Hunk was set up as an engineering genius in season 1. He could have skipped a grade.

>>91270161
>Lance was 19
First time hearing that honestly. I'm pretty sure Hunk and Lance are supposed to be the same age, so around ~18, based on what Tyler says about Hunk.

>>91270175
Think the difference is between black weebs and black fangirls.

>>91270179
Here's the link
https://twitter.com/letsvoltron/status/739792012891787264?lang=en

>>91270175
Black weebs is it's own category. They want Shallura to get the japanese cock, while Kallurans are just fans of the show.

>>91269081
That would be the best possible outcome. Better none at all than them pandering to the same old tired trope that's been done four times already.

>>91270175
Did you miss the discussion on the previous thread? Loads of assblasted Shalluras were black weebs. They hate Kallura because Keith isn't a beefy Japanese man their self-insert "black coded" Allura gets to bang.

>>91270191
Thanks! It might be official, I don't really know how much the Let's Voltron guys know. I didn't know Jeremy was so young either tho.

>>91270211
That shit was so hilarious but creepy.

>>91270215
Jeremy's age is probably part of why he's attracted the fanbase he has.

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>>91269479
He was an overrated villain in every other iteration. Name recognition is all he has going for him, he was a jobber par excellence in the earlier Voltrons. People liked him for his looks, his griping to Zarkon constantly, and his creeper hitting on Allura, but he was no Char Aznable or anything spectacular as a character.

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From Sacura's patreon

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>>91268751
Shlav best endgame

>>91270071
I know. The fandom is going way too easy on Shitllurans and are acting hypocritical now because it turns out they don't actually care about pedophilia that much at all - it's all about making their own ships canon.

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Allurivan is a quality Allura ship. They're nice and quiet and stay in their corner making cute art and fics.
>>91270229
I like Yurak better, even though he was a jobber too. Maybe it's the mullet and those big ol' ears that do it for me.

>>91270173
shance is now most moral and progressive ship :^)

>>91270069
>the oldfags did in their younger years
Literally nobody did this in 'their younger years'. Allura was a doormat maiden in constant distress in the old Voltrons, even after getting a lion.

>>91270233
CLINK CLINK IS REAL

>>91270233
>Allura and Keith are drinking champagne and celebrating the death of Shallura too

>>91270233
HOLY FUCK! THE FUCKING CHAMPAGNE GLASSES. I LOVE YOU, SACURA!!

>>91270233
She must walk among us.

Hi Sacura. We love you!

>>91270233
I now understand the power of meme magic.

>>91270260
I base it on the things the oldfags said themselves in these threads. Or it's the same oldfag, I don't know.

I know the current crew has a hateboner for old Allura, but she gets defended here.

>>91270308
She goes to /y/. She was posting in Yuri on Ice threads for a while.

If you are here sacura, thank you for the art.

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>>91270233
CLINK

>>91270233
We have been blessed by a Kallura elder.

>>91270233
Holy shit. Did an Elder commission her? If so, I love you, Elder.

>>91270312
Allura was so loathed in the '80s by Voltron watchers it was argued that the whiny bitch in Tranzor Z whose mech was only armed with two titty missiles would be able to kick her ass. Her only purpose in the show was to wear pink when she wasn't in Blue, and she was only in Blue because Voltron needed a second leg.

>>91270211
Yeah, I was mixing fangirls and weebs into one category

>>91270245
I approve of this

>>91270112
Appropriately enough, the first photo in the Hall of Anal Devastation is a piece of hypocritical trash.

>>91270233
The party never ends.

>>91270173
They said the paladins sans Shiro are all high school age. If Lance is still in high school at age 19 then it's proof that he's retarded.

>>91270464
Lance is mentally 7.

>>91270312
much like klancers boosting shallura as a cover, most of the loud 80s allura love is assblasted /pol/tards triggered by dark skintones

not all mind you, but a lot

Creator of the Shallura HOAD here. The silly album already has over 200 views. Thanks again to everyone who posted screencaps for me to add!

>>91267557
We /comfy/ afterparty now.

>>91270547
I saw a post about Shallura when I went looking for Haggar art earlier. Not even poor Haggars tag is safe from the butthurt Shitlluras fallout.

>>91270547
No, thank you for making the hilarious thing. It's good for posterity's sake.

>>91267541
I hope Lotor and Klotor gets lots of fandom love so it makes the Lancefags crazy.

>>91270254
Imagine them making Keith and Allura 17 years old so it turns out Shiro and Lance are actually the closest and most "acceptable" in age for shipping between adults.

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>Sallurafags btfo
>Kallurafags celebrating
>I'm basically the only person who ships her with Lance

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>>91270606
Lancefags will throw themselves off bridges since their self-insert won't become a main character in S3 either, and Lotor will only acknowledge Keith.

>>91270641
I find it hard to see Pidge as a romantic being at all. Especially with Lance.

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>>91270638
M O R A L
O
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A
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>>91270606
I heard people on tumblr are calling the ship Keitor and Leith but there's nothing widely accepted until S3 comes around. How do those names sound to you?

>>91270671
I'm pretty sure they meant Allurance.

Im glad that other people who hated Shallura or who are tired of fandom whining and coding people are finally coming out and pushing back against toxic fans even on tumblr.

>>91270161
No wonder Lance is so sexual, he is already a legal adult.

>>91270679
Keitor sounds fine but Leith sounds too much like Lance/Keith. I don't want more Klance association.

>>91270697
He can buy cigarettes to Shiro.

Been listening to Lotor's voice and I don't think AJL is his VA. He really does sound more like Throk. Who the fuck knows though?

>>91270679
Leith wouldn't work. The tag's already full from being a character on Reign, I think? and a town Scotland that gets a lot of photography of it.

>>91270641
The other Pancefags will join you later. The Kalluras, Sheiths and everybody who hated Shitllura are just partying all night and day.

>>91270679
I think Klotor is still best, even though it sounds funny in my native language. It rolls off the tongue more nicely than Keitor.

>>91270732
This is what I think too. I just said that if A.J. was going to voice any character then he would be using a British accent to do so.

t. Kallura elder

>>91270233
>all that assorted bath salt
Not very subtle

>>91267757
I can't wait for more Klotor shippers posting in these threads. Klance is babby's first rival ship. Klotor is patrician grade rivalry.

>>91270773
Sacura really likes drawing Keith and Allura having fun in salt water.

>>91270800
Lancelot may have been the false prophet, but Klotor is the true messiah.

>>91270233
>bath salt
>clink clink
>Allura crying with laughter

This picture has converted me to Kallura, it's a masterpiece

>>91270161
>>91270191
This is a very old tweet and the information has already been debunked. Notice the date: Janauary 6th 2016. The Let's Voltron guys don't have any official info on the character ages, they were just going with the whole "the paladins are teenagers" thing. Jeremy was 19 at the time, so still a teenager himself. Later in an interview Jeremy said that Lance is around 16 at the beggining of the show.

>>91270839
Shit, I meant June, not January. A few days before S1 came out.

>>91270800
Klance is the hero-lancer sort of relationship. The whole point of the "rivalry" is for Lance to grow out of it. It's not a rivalry that's going to move the plot along as Keith doesn't view Lance as his equal in the competition. They could be great friends and I like the Keith/Lance relationship in the older Voltrons when Lance was just a snarky bastard instead of an spastic tryhard.

>>91270839
Ah well, Shance being the only acceptable and morally pure ship was fun for a while.

>>91270854
I actually like the new Lance too. I found him more charming with every rewatch. I only hate his "stans".

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>>91270718
Get used to it, pudding, it's not going away.

>>91270839
Jeremy only thinks Lance is 16. The ages are still a complete mess.

>>91270877
Shance is still the best ship.

t. Shancefag

>>91270464
they weren't attending a regular high school though, it was a military spaceflight academy. Lance might have been close to "graduating" as a cargo pilot but ended up behind due to the late up-jump to fighter class

>>91270910
He was skipping school and being reckless. I wouldn't be surprised if they held him back a year.

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M O R A L
O
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Ph man the Shallurafags are taking a sandbaggin right now. People, especially Shaladins were really tired of their shit. Klancers next season hopefully.

>>91270910
This makes it sound like a British system sixth form college with the age range. 16-19.

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>>91270909
Indeed.

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>>91270930
He was not 'skipping school', he was breaking curfew. That doesn't mean he was ditching classes.

>>91270854
I personally can't wait until all of the paladins respect Keith and begin to see a little of Shiro's influence on him.

>>91270930
Keith would be more likely to be the one held back with all the moving from foster home to foster home.

>>91270940
Galra ships are the most unproblematic ships. It's so beautiful.

>>91270966
I heard something about Keith maybe being able to surpass Shiro one day. Josh said Shiro saw something special in Keith. We are true shonen mecha protag now.

>>91270997
It's like when Kamina died and Simon became the ubermensch.

>>91270955
Shance is a good ship. I wonder why it's not more popular on the other site, it's an insert for fucking your childhood idol, and japanese beefcake for brown weeboos.

>>91271014
Because babby rival ship appeal of Klance is too stronk.

>>91271007
Shiro better not pull a Kamina though. He never had the man's charm, but I don't want to see him go for real.

>>91271007
And Allura is Nia? Hmm...

>>91270944
the development of the protag/lancer relationship will keep Klancers gaslighting themselves until the credits roll on the final season, I'd bet. they won't give up the ghost until the epilogue where Hunk/Shay/Lance are in a geomormon polygamist marriage

>>91271055
I thought her hair was a direct reference to Princess Nia.

>>91271014
It has a small following on tumblr, but most people are only in it for the bottom Lance porn. Shiro and Lance barely interact in the show and when they do, Shiro mostly comes across as annoyed with Lance's antics. The whole "Shiro is a bad leader because he plays favorites with Keith and Pidge" thing is dumb, but it's true that he barely pays any attention to Lance and Hunk.

>>91267868
Lies.

>>91271082
Lance does admire Shiro though. I like Lance and Shiro individually as characters and I want to see Shiro encouraging Lance to become a better pilot. It would be sweet. I don't really care for the lewds.

>>91271082
I mean, would you pay attention to anyone else if Keith was right there?

>>91271082
I only like Shance when it's hot college girl genderbent Lance trying to woo Professor Shirogane away from girl Keith.

>>91271111
Trips confirm you have good taste.

>>91271137
Girl Lance gonna get an earring ripped out.

>>91271125
lance being jealous of shiro giving keith all his attention is a pretty horny angle

>>91271111
Sure, but it's not really something that's explored in the show. Lance said that Shiro is practically like his hero in S1 ep1, and called him their cool leader in S2, but that's pretty much it. We don't really see that play out in any storylines. Keith is the one who is always looking at Shiro with puppy eyes, so that mentor/protégé dynamic fits them more.

>>91271073
I mean, people expected Kishimoto to reveal the "true Naruto ending" (aka Sakura and Naruto being married) almost a year after the last chapter.

>>91271082
Hunk and Lance don't have as many problems as Keith and Pidge, so it makes sense. Plus the latter have reasons for being close to Shiro.

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>>91271137
He really can't pick his fights. He doesn't stand a chance.

>>91271181
Yeah, I never got the cries about him being closer to his friend and crew's family member than two random underclassmen. He's a good leader, but he doesn't have to be everyone's best buddy.

>>91271187
Would Kallura be popular if Keith was a girl instead?

>>91271176
kek I remember

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>>91271137
Same. Keith would win, though. Lance is just in it for a good fuck, while Keith wants to marry Shiro and have ten babies with him.

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>>91271187
>ywn come home to this after a busy day teaching at the university

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>>91271248
Definitely more popular than now.

>>91271111
You are so pure.

>>91271248
One of the Shallura emergency plans after they all purged their content is to give her a girlfriend, so it's possible. They do love their gay ships.

>>91271248
Yes because sjw bullshit

>>91271248
No, brooding loner types are for sodomy only.

Are secret Kallura shippers finally free to come outside?

>>91271293
They are so transparent. They are calling her a lesbian now after shipping Shallura for 7 months. They hate Kallura so much.

>>91271328
They're throwing their bi Allura headcanons away.

>>91271248
They'd be supportive of the Keith-focused plot developments for sure, since it would be a female protagonist.

>>91271248
Girl Keith is strictly a cock fiend.

>>91271312
You were always free to come outside. But it's not like anything has really changed with Kallura. Shallura may be "dead for antis, but that doesn't change the fact that most of the fandom is made up of Klancers who hate Kallura. They'll just have to latch onto differ pairings to ship Shiro and Allura in to keep them both away from Keith.

The funniest thing to me is that Klancers spent all those months witchhunting Sheith shippers because they felt threatened by Sheith, and didn't realize that the biggest threat was actually Kallura.

>>91271248
It would be like Korrasami but with actual development so yeah.

>>91271293
>One of the Shallura emergency plans after they all purged their content is to give her a girlfriend
So, Pillura is the future?

>>91271354
The Kallura tag has always been full of Klancer and Shitllura garbage though. Especially at the moment.

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>>91271364
That's right. In tumblr-land any Pidge ship is problematic by nature tho.

>>91271364
It's "Pallura", actually. But no, it's still considered problematic, just like any other Pidge ship, because antis see Pidge ats too young to be shipped with anyone. Bex saying Pidge isn't a "hypersexual being" and saying Pidge is asexual visibility or whatever probably won't make this better.

>>91271364
>Pillura
I thought this had something to do with redpilling

I'am the only person here who doesn't give a fuck about shipping and just wants good action scenes and comedy?

>>91271397
>Pidge ship is problematic by nature tho.
Why?

>>91271401
I saw some people mad at Pidge being asexual because that meant she wasn't a lesbian like they thought.

>>91271383
It wasn't nearly as bad before S2, though, because Kallura wasn't even a blip on Klancers' radars. They weren't familiar with the old show and Keith and Allura barely interacted in S1, so they got blindsided by their interactions in S2.

>>91268184
This kinda reminds me of Evangelion

>>91271405
Yes.

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>>91271409
They consider her a child, too young for romance. Even multishipper blogs treat Pidgeships as an exception, because they're afraid of people doxxing them for pedophilia.

>>91271405
There's only so much we can talk about the actual show. It's been 2 months, we exhausted every theory, now it's shitposing and LORE. LORE has been dead for these couple of threads.

>>91271463
Personally, I don't think of Pidge as a romantic being either. But people really overstretch the idea of paedophilia.

I'm willing to bet Keith's dad is still alive but was abducted by aliens thanks to all the stuff he was doing with the equipment in the shack. We'll get a Starjammers setup eventually.

>>91268771
>Be Pidge.
>You're on your way home after defeating the Galra, father and brother alongside you.
>Your old home is empty
>Find out your mom killed herself several weeks after you left, believing her whole family to be dead.
>This is definitely your fault somehow.

>>91271728
Pidge needs more suffering in general. She lost her family, but it's more of a motivation for her general direction than an actual character-driving trait. She never got beaten to the inch of her life over some knife to find the truth or anything.

>>91271763
She should sneak into the prison to free Matt and her dad, it'd be a cool idea and if she fucks up (not enough to get captured but enough to be a disobedient slave), we get pidge suffering.

>https://meetmeintheastralplane.tumblr.com/post/159192139925/iwontmakeuasandwich-browntiger15-im-sorry

wtf I love tumblr now

>>91272144
A lot of these kids sound like they'd be happier just making their own original webcomics or something rather than actually being in a fandom.

>>91272273
They don't have the talent for it, and don't even want to work for that talent. It's easier if all the talent (show creator and fan artists) bend to their will.

>>91270071
>pedophilic ship

By the way, when will this meme die? There's no such fucking thing that not what "pedophilia" means.

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>>91267541
Source of his death?
>How much longer please?

>>91272357
Never. I've also seen a few people constantly call Allura an abused/survivor teenager, even though we never learn anything like that about her. These are just buzzwords now, they mean nothing.

>>91272357
Since when does Tumblr care what something really means. It's just their way of trying to take the moral high ground to justify their favorite fictional pairing.

>>91272144
So much truth here

>>91272446
She's not abused, she was traumatized. These people can't even use the buzzwords right. Watching your people/family go to war and die isn't abuse.

>>91272463
I really don't get how we came from out of touch parents being moral guardians to the point when teenagers are, and the parents are the ones calling them out on it.

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I saw this in a thread about people complaining about some shit-tier comic, I had to make a shitty edit.

>>91272497
Abused by the cruel uncaring universe.

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So, is Shallura officially dead and gone? I've only just heard the news.

>>91272144
>Sacura recently liked this post
>/ourgirl/ might be lurking.

Love your salty Kallura arts Sacura!

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Ebin

>>91272574
Yes. Kim, Lauren, Santos all refer to Allura as a teenager.
The Shitullra's are getting trashed on respectably by their pair the spare ship Klancer.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVYZNlvMPI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZW1V2dYHgs

Yesterday was a bloodbath. I wasn't here when the SDCC video got released but I imagine the sheith tag and others were just as bad as the Shallura and Kallura tag.

>>91272574
It's dead only for idiots who think that a small age gap between two legal fictional characters is a statutory rape. Normal people still could ship Shallura.

>>91272753
How many normal Shallura shippers are there?

>>91272753
Shallura's not dead, the same way Sheith's alive, even though it was never meant to be canon. But a lot of people are only now realizing Shallura was never meant to happen, and a lot dropped it like a hot potato because they realized they'll get prosecuted by the fandom just as shaladins did. Some of them were the witchhunters themselves before.

>>91272772
How many normal shippers there are, period?

Fuck me, Kallura is so fucking boring. I pray it won't become canon.
>inb4 someone claims I'm a Shallura/Klancefag

>>91272772
Does the ones who bash on Kallura and have a general nasty attitude count?
>masterassisno
>thatangelgirl
>braincoins
>alluraw|w
>blackpaladinallura

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>>91272842
Fuck off, Klance/Shitlurafag.

>>91272842
tbf I think it'll be implied, but never actually canon. The closest we'll get to a canon pairing is hunk/shay

Why does no one talk about how a 17 years old dating someone who's 14 would be weird.
>mfw I still like Plance

>>91272891
The writers told Tyler not to get attached to Hunk/Shay during Hunk's birthday bash. So they won't be the canon pairing I believe.

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>>91272891
I think Shirelle also has a good chance since it was a default pair in the OG. It also won't bring as much controversy as Kallura does, since there's no major Shiro ship on tumblr now. Sheiths might be pissed.

>>91270509
>>91270312
>>91270373
I legit liked Allura in DotU. Maybe it's a bias because I wanted her to be my waifu so I could protect her, but oh well. I should have known I was a degenerate bisexual that point since I also fell in love with the Pink Ranger and Tifa.

>>91272980
>Tifa
Do you also like Shiro?

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>>91272842
I'm not a Klancer/Shallurafag either and I also think it's kinda boring. Mostly because Keith barely shows any emotion when interacting with Allura. He made some sad faces when she started being cold to him but I'm pretty sure he would be sad if someone else from the team treated her like she did, too.

Maybe future seasons will convince me once they develop the relationship, but right now I only like it because it makes tumblrshits angry. I'm not feeling any chemistry between them yet.

>>91273015
I'm very indifferent towards Shiro despite having yellow fever. IRL I'd probably be all over him though.

>>91273057
I asked because Shiro has big tits just like Tifa.
Who do you like in Voltron if you don't mind me asking, anon

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>>91270233
>bath salt
>champagne glasses
Holy shit.

>>91270732
>>91270764
People are interpretting the fact that the video of the April's Fools joke got tweeted to or by AJ means he's Lotor.

I honestly think it's because of Throk since he has that Jack Sparrow thing going on.

t. other Kallura elder.

>>91272977
Sheiths have probably been beaten up enough by the fandom, they'll just close off even more from the rest of the Voltron tags and keep on Sheithing. The reaction will probably depend on how old the Sheith is.

If Kalluras have the caves and Lotlluras have the lighthouse, Sheiths have the isolated survivalist compound in the middle of the desert.

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>>91273144
>Sheiths have the isolated survivalist compound in the middle of the desert.

Sounds accurate.

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Nasty.

>>91273096
Keith.
I am also a major Galrafag.

>>91273144
>Sheiths have the isolated survivalist compound in the middle of the desert.

That's their damn fault for not hiding in a forest or a tree house or somewhere else.

>>91273196
They have turrets and years worth of tinned food and Shiro body pillows. The paramilitary uniform is cropped jackets and fingerless gloves.

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>>91273215
>josh keaton can die
These people are mentally insane.

>>91273226
Pance is in the treehouse. It's fun central.

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>>91273144
>>91273196
I have no problem with this.

>>91273215
When will they finally leave? They clearly hate everything the show actually is, and only like their headcanons. I've seen some of them threatening to leave VLD for SVTFOE and I hope it happens since I don't watch that show.

>>91273251
We just have to send him even more love in retaliation.

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>>91273144
>Kalluras have the caves
>Lotlluras have the lighthouse where they overlook the caves, waiting
>Sheiths have the isolated shack
>Pances live in a treehouse

>>91273455
Pance builds their treehouse in the Sheiths tree in order to keep them company and keep them up to date with the fandom.

>>91273455
>the isolated shack
It's the Love Shack.

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>>91273455
>Galrafags live in a palace no one ever bothers to enter or invade

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>>91273615
How would their sex be? Considering the looks they give the other. Would they be quiet during their love making, tenderly staring into the others eyes while they pant and breath? Or would their love making be heard throughout the shack, with Keith or Shiro chanting each others name as they're being fucked into the dusty mattress

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>>91273843
Shiro is probably on the quieter side, but considering that Keith spends so much of his screentime just yelling Shiro's name, I bet it would happen in bed too.

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>>91273785
Hey I expect some invitations from you guys.

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>>91273843
Keith likes being on top even when he's bottoming because he likes to cover Shiro and protect him from the world.

They spend whole weekends just relaxing in bed naked and enjoying each other's company with breaks for languid fucking.

Shiro likes to dom or be dommed occasionally. Keith likes flipping the script halfway through.

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>>91273925
Keith is the type to be quiet around others but when he's inbed fucking Shiro or being fucked, he instantly says Shiro's name while moaning like a professional pornstar.

Shiro is the kinkiest inbed.

>>91273993
Anyone is welcome to the Galrafag palace. You just have to ask or knock on the door.

>>91273615
It's
The
Stale meme

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Reminder that they will be your LGBT representation.

>>91274097
Knock thrice and whisper the passphrase which is "Sendak lives".

>>91274114
I hope they stare lovingly into each other's eyes in canon. Will Lotor make Bara into a robeast, making Throk go rogue?

>>91274114
just imagine anon, uncensored handholding

>>91274111
That sealioning really got to you, huh.

>>91272517
the one giving head needs to be Shiro
>i feel like a lot of other fandoms are going to use this

>>91274119
The galrafags should definitely throw a /co/ party in their palace considering everyone else live in a homeless shelter.

Invite all the Kalluras,Sheiths,Pances, and Lotullrafags, we'll have a good time together.

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>>91273993
Can I come in? I have a pretty bad hangover from yesterday's celebrations and I need some galra art to comfort it

>>91274146
>Will Lotor make Bara into a robeast, making Throk go rogue?
I honestly don't think my heart can handle that.

>>91274159
B-but Bara doesn't have real hands anymore.

I noticed of the Galra with mechanical parts, he's the only one with both limbs (or rather his hands) are artificial. What if he sacrificed his other hand so Throk didn't have to be forced into getting an enchancement? Causing Throk to have a major resentment for the empire?

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>>91274214
MS-paint anon you're with the galrafags automatically since they have a lot of rooms in their palace

>>91274210
Is there a no invite list? So that way we know who will try and shit up the party so we can block them at the door? I mostly mean any anti's that show up

If Throk and Bara really are the LGBT reps for Voltron, the Galrafag palace is going to party until the entire show is over.

>>91274228
Throk's resentment is years of blueballs from his husband not being able to fingerblast him.

>>91274228
>he's the only one with both limbs (or rather his hands) are artificial
I imagine it going like this:
>Druid: raise your hand if you want a free body upgrade
>Bara raises both and they get cut off on the spot
>Druid: You were only supposed to raise one

>>91274244
>that dickwad anti kallura anon
I forgot about him.

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>>91274242
Cool, cool, just let me know when the party starts. I'll bring soda/pop so I won't get drunk as hell again

>>91274256
Or at least until they kill one or both of them, considering they leave as quickly as they come :'(

>>91274210
I'll remember to bring hostess gifts this time. Scented candles for everyone and a giant-sized buttplug for Zarkon to use on Keith.

>>91268495
Jesus fucking Christ I had it so low I could barely hear the VAs and the screeches still made my ears ache.

Fuck those bitches.

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>>91273843
Like this.

>>91274164
>2017
>Not getting the nutshack joke
I know it's stale, but come on anon

>>91274164
That was me, not him.

>>91275783
The youngest Shlav child?

>>91275783
>Opens image
>winkyface.png
>Starts scrolling
>Boner.exe has stopped responding
Why must you do this

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>>91267930
>Weird alien woman
>Looks adult and many fans assumed that and paired her with only other adult character
>Reveals she actually teen or some shit
>All fans become butt blasted because pairing a 16 year old with probably at most a 25 year old is "Pedophilia"

>When it comes to interspecies relationship between a ptsd prisoner of war and an alien who is technically 1000's of years old can shape her body any way she pleases but is still considered a teen by earth standards.

Why are voltron shippers so retarded?

threesomes are obviously the correct choice in shipping anyway.

>>91273281
>SVTFOE
They'd leave for a show with a white and blonde protag?

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>>91272977
I can already see the queerbaiting posts plastered all over tumblr and twitter.
>The directors drew Sheith, they led us all to believe it would be canon
>The crew supported Sheith!
>Jeremy said that Klance would be canon!
>Jeremy queerbaited us
>Keith was gay coded

>>91276748
DESU, the sheith are mostly tame, they have been beaten to hell and back by all he fandom

It's the klance that im worrying about

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>>91276773
Yeah, they are pretty tame compared to Klancers.
.
Once Romelle get introduced though be prepared for the tag on tumblr to be full of nonsense.
Keith getting with Allura is what the sheith shippers are all prepared for, it's Romelle that might cause them to go nuclear

Klance on the otherhand might literally be sending Jeremy hate messages, especially Lauren.
That day is not going to be pretty.

I don't care, honestly, I just want Shiro to get fucked by a giant alien dick.

>>91267541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pBMY1Kutk

Was this already posted? Since that's the closest you hear his voice.

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I'm so excite for Lotor. I hope he's less doom and gloom than his dad.

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Keith has a lot of love to give

>>91267882
Sauce, anon?

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>>91277974
>a bunch of fucking flowers
Those roses looked like Zarkon in the thumbnail.

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>>91278340
Sad!
Lotor will win the Keithbowl in the end if Zarkon dies.

>>91278415
Zarkon would come back from the dead rather than hand Keith off to his useless son.

>>91269982
Every het pairing ever has a small vocal minority that denounce it because it gets in the way of their homo shipping.

The masses of normal people will find it cute and smile at it but think nothing more. The fags will cry bitch tears and say it's homophobic. Every time.

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>>91278440
Lotor will try to prevent a possible brother from rising.

>>91278530
Lotor is going to try to push Keith down the stairs, isn't he.

>>91271181
>Hunk and Lance don't have as many problems as Keith and Pidge
We don't know that, we know virtually nothing about Hunk or Lance thanks to them fellating Keith and Pidge for two seasons.

>>91271304
SJW bullshit is why boring shit Kallura holds any attraction for anyone at all. Shipping Kallura is something only a retard SJW would unironically do.

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>>91278625
>"Keith, you're such a quick learner. Why don't you learn how to fly!"

>>91274210
>Lotllurafags

Why

>>91279146
Good thing Best Lotor is a tough lil fetus.

>>91279146
Only for Zarkon to push Lotor down 15 flights of stairs.

>>91278944
Stay mad

>>91278944
I was saying Kallura would be popular if they were both girls because sjws love gay shit. No idea why you think Kallura is popular among sjws right now because it's not.

How gay is this show?

>>91279410
>the interracial het ship isn't popular with sjws

>>91279146
It'll be like the beginning of JJBA

>>91279432
In canon? It's not gay at all yet.

In fanon? It's the gayest show on Earth.

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>>91268732
I know I'm reaching a bit as a pancefag but even I admit this statement doesn't indicate anything towards another character.

>>91279232
Lotor gets grounded for a week.

It was obvious Allura was a teen like every animated princess character out there. The Shallurafags were living in a world of delusion.

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What if Lotor... turns out to be a good guy?

>>91280256
I expect they'll pull that shit so they don't have to kill him off, but he won't start out that way.

>>91278944
Sheith, Klance and Shallura are the SJW ships.

>>91280361
Sheith is the pedoship.

>>91280204
There's a 43 year old Shallurafag who kept sending people messages about how they hoped Keith and Allura would come to hate each other as the seasons passed.

>>91280448
That's even more autistic than the Lotllurafags.

>>91280361
Only for the fag SJWs. The het ones ship Kallura because powerful black girls deserve to win the powerful white guys.

>>91280422
It has it's SJW faggots too. But Klance and Shallura have more, definitely.
>>91280448
>caring that much about ships at 43

wew lad

>>91280448
shallura-wants-to-rule-the-world? They're a fucking embarrassment. Even most of the oldfag Kallura and Lotllura shippers are in their 20s or early 30s and they keep to themselves. This Shitllura is ranting on the net and sending anon messages to other people even though they're already over 40 years old.

>>91280554
Yeah, it's them. And I thought Shallura was already a garbage ship.

>>91274210
Klancers and Shitlluras are not invited. The can go live in their dumpster fire.