Voltron: Legendary Defender

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>>91260287
Shallura is also fucking dead.
CLINK

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Gotta fuck the Pidge

Today we celebrate the day best character born and worst couple died.

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>>91260310
Ms-paint anon here, will take first 3 requests and maybe more if I feel like it tonight
CLINK

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SHALLURA HALL OF ANAL DEVASTATION

>http://imgur.com/a/wB9ki

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>>91260310
Drink up!

>>91260391
THICC slav

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I'm going to take Kallura out for a date.

>>91260391
A headstone which says "RIP in fucking pieces Shallura. You won't be fucking missed."

>>91260391
Allura bathing in the tears of antis.

>>91260391
Pidge in a party hat.

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>>91260287
Best ship cuming threw.

>>91260391
"rip shallura, it never scored" and some tumblrina crying

>>91260493
kek

>>91260391
A bunch of Shallurashits going to jail for pedophilia

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>>91260132
Deviantart artist iamzbestever84 is the mastermind behind them. I came across it while looking up "pregnant Shiro".

>>91260137
I think Keith is sad she's pregnant? I don't remember. Each art is a scene from a chapter of the fanfiction she's writing.

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>>91260476
Nigga I literally did this last thread
But enjoy nonetheless
Also sorry if that came off as hostile

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>>91260287
Today's pidge's birthday. In spanish that is "Abril Tercero," which sounds like "Abri el trasero," which means "I opened the butt."

>>91260513
*ephebophilia


-- regards, a pedophile with a dictionary.

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>>91260287
Pidge can dance on the grave of Shallura.

>>91260493
lol

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>>91260514
>HER ENTIRE DEVIANT ART
I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF

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I LOVE PIDGE AND I HATE SHALLURA

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

CLINK CLINK CLINK

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I'd hug pidge very tightly

>>91260514
>I came across it while looking up "pregnant Shiro".
Find anything good?

>>91260395
Please make more of these, Kallura elder.

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gotta love the mice

Pance is the only reason I tolerate Lance. It reminds me of the good old Tokka

>>91260395
Is this Cake Wars 2.0? Where are all Sheith bakers at?

>>91260660
Mice anon, you brighten my day.

>>91260679
Sheiths have jobs. Maybe at the weekend.

>>91260665
If Aaron Ehasz was working on Voltron then he would make Pidge/Lance happen since he shipped Tokka.

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>>91260367
she's 14

>>91260643
Is that from Madi? god, I haven't checked her art in forever but I recognize the style

>>91260747
>not sure if the writers did it on porpouse or if i was a fucking idiot who things wrong

You're a fucking idiot.

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>>91260450
Shit, I messed up your original text, hope you enjoy it regardless

>>91260631
I've only come across one, Shiro impregnated by Sendak art so far.

>>91260747
>porpouse

>>91260660
Ayyyy mice anon :)

>>91260789
Nope! It's perfect!

>>91260596
I can offer some eyebleach. What do you ship, msp-anon?

>>91260717
Now you've done it
PIDGE SEXUALIZERS PLS GO
PANCE IS FINE BUT SHE IS NOT FOR THE SEX

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>>91260856
Sendak and shiro my dude

>>91260789
god fucking bless

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>>91260727
Yep

>>91260859
Pance is for Pidge playing with Lance's hair and Lance tickling Pidge's sides

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>>91260688
>>91260819

Imagine how hilarious it will be when Klance finally dies as well.

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Why are we suddenly OK with Zutara now? I never cared for those shipwars but I do remember all the Jackie Diaz threads of old.

I WANT HUNK TO FUCK A ROCK

>>91260932
I'm baking a cake at this, not joking.

>>91260947
Because Space Zutara gets to be the ship that BTFO'd out all the antis.

>>91260940
>shiro/this iteration of romelle

finally some common sense

>>91260970
>>>/sug/

>>91260970
get off 4chan Shay

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>>91260665
Hance also makes Lance pretty enjoyable.

>>91260947
/co/ only hated Zutara for its rabid fanbase. The ship itself was ok and I enjoyed it more than the endgame pairings. Seriously though, Zuko should have gone with Jin and Aang should have gotten a qt Air Nomad gf.

>>91260287

Can cute girls actually do that cat mouth. :3

>>91260947
A lot of the Voltron staff are Zutara shippers and a lot of Zutara artists also draw Kallura.

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>>91260884
I don't think I have much to offer as compensation, but I'll try.

>>91260932
God it's gonna feel so good.

>>91260789
Post in on Tumblr to rustle the Shallurafags jimmies.

>>91260947
Because the fanbase has died off. And modern shipper fanbases are much worse. Not to mention, now you don't get dogpiled for saying you like Zutara like you used to get in the days of old.

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>>91261051

>>91261009
>/co/ only hated Zutara for its rabid fanbase.

This. I saw the potential in Zutara and I hated Kataang. The fans of both ships were annoying but Zutarans especially. They're extremely tame compared to the Klancers and Shitllurans though.

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This will be your LGBT representation and you will like it.

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>tfw shatter
>Shallurafags jumping ship in droves
>Shalluratt is apparently a thing

I'm worried.

>>91260947
You do realize Kallura is basically a re-skinned Zutara, right? And the people who hate Zutara on /co/ tend to be relentless Aang fanboys.

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>>91261051
Ignore the "my son" shit.

>>91261039
Cute boys like Daniel Brühl can so I don't see why not.

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>>91261051
THANK YOU, ITS A NEW PIC TO ADD TO THE FOLDER
But can you by chance provide a png version because otherwise it will be an image for ants

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>>91260665
I like Pance because he has just enough things in common with my bf

>>91261117
Wait for Matt to also be confirmed teen. People will lose their minds if they haven't already.

>>91261085
>And modern shipper fanbases are much worse.

Shipper fanbases are the same as they've ever been. Everything that is done today was done in 'zines fifty years ago.

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>>91261105
Yes, I most certainly will.

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>>91261080
I don't have a tumblr unfortunately, someone else care to oblige to the request? Also post results if you do

Happy birthday Pidge!
And congrats to Shallura for finally dying and becoming the laughingstock of the fandom.

>>91261087
I'm adding this in the next chapter of the fic

>>91261117
Man, I love how Klance and Shalluras are so far up their asses with the whole "Shiro is an adult" thing that they basically condemned themselves to ship Shiro with a character that has only appeared for 2 minutes and who also could be a teen

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>>91261117
Don't worry anon, us shatters will find a way.
Just like the Kerberos kids.

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>>91261105
I will love it.

>Shallurafags harass Shaladin shippers for months
>Now saying Allura is 19 and Shiro is 22 so it's ok

>>91261262
I fucking hate them. These cunts need to eat dirt.

>>91261231
How big will the /co/ thread be when Klance is finally kill?

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It's a good day isn't it anons?

>>91260287

Pidge's birthday is today?!

I gotta do something for her then

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>>91261335
I'm so happy.

>>91260395
I hope your album gets more popular. People might use it in the future to demonstrate how crazy the VLD fandom was.

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>>91261137
Found it.

>>91261326
We execute Klancer Jesus for being a false prophet.

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>>91260310
>>91260395
>>91260402

>>91261326
Expect a lot of grinning yellow faces

>>91261335
Pidge gets a birthday, we get Burger King toys, and Shallura has been shot.

I can't wait for Romelle to appear to effectively destroy it. Remember kids: it's not over until Best Girl ruins their plans.

>>91261326
The current threads are going to look small time.

>>91261326
It will be immense. I honestly can't wait for the day. Those shippers are so delusional, they will actually thought that the writers were gonna make their ship canon. The fallout of the Klance shippers will be remembered inhistory

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>>91261137
Second part.

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>>91261326
CHAMPAGNE EVERYWHERE
MAXIMUM CLINK CLINK

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>>91260660
Also happy birthday Pidge, the smartest mouse.

>>91261403
May seem a bit backwards, but I am personally looking forward when Lancelot is BTFO.

>>91261395
And he won't resurrect this time!

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>>91260932
>>91260977
>>91261052
>>91261326

Rest assured that I will take immense pleasure at watching you throw yourselves into your own ovens in despair when the great Work that is Klance stands tall among the detritus of your broken dreams and malformed, frivolous, irrelevant hate. Perhaps you should set your ovens for 450 degrees F now, so that you at least won't have to feel the flesh crisp from your worthless deniers' bones slowly over a span of time, but you can instead flare up into a ball of incandescent torment before being reduced to featureless ash, just like your delusional clinging to your heresies. Klance will be the broom that will sweep your dusty remnants into a pan and cast you into the lawn for birds to amuse themselves with, only then perhaps will you realize the true value of those that reject the glorious and fervent truth that is Klance. In the end, the only things baking will be your idolatrous beliefs that cannot coexist in the all-encompassing Klance, for there will not be anything made that is not Klance.

So many ovens, so little time before they fill with the agonies of the sinners. No better bakers than the infidels themselves. Mix your batters well, but take it as advice to forego the yeast, for you will not rise up regardless.

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>>91261423
I want to open a shaken bottle of champagne right into Keith's face.

>>91261460
That will happen when Klotor takes over the fandom.

>>91260395
Was browsing through this while listening to music and fucking What I Did for Love came on and made the experience 10x funnier.

>>91260932
people will never stop shipping rivals, even if the ship is debunked. idiot

>>91261460
Lancelot is already dead

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>>91261453
Holy shit that's an adorable pidge

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>>91261395
>>91261397
>>91261402
>>91261403
>>91261423
I can't fucking wait.

>>91261506
>implying lance and keith are rivals

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>>91261485
how do you feel about this picture

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>>91261485
OY VEY, THE KLANCERJESUS KNOWS
SHUT IT DOWN
For clarification I don't browse /pol/, I just know the phrase spreads enough outside of it

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>>91261154
Some people already think he is because of the uniform, I personally don't care but I'm also baffled by people disregarding the fact educational institutions have levels. He obviously wasn't in Lance and Hunk's grade.

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What the ACTUAL FUCK?? ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GONNA BLAME SHIRO FOR THE FACT THAT THEY SAW ROMANCE IN A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP? JUST BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE TWO TOGETHER, NOW THAT ITS NOT GOOD IN THEIR EYES SHIRO IS A PREDATOR?? WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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>>91261527

I am probably going to make a Klance Hall of Anal Devastation when Lance gets a girlfriend. I'm going to assume Keith and Allura won't hook up until near the end of the series since they are the main couple.

t. Kallura elder

>>91261489
If Keith doesn't go purple and fuzzy in season three, I riot!

>>91261589
>Zotor

It's happening.

>>91261584
I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY'RE STARTING TO THINK SHIRO IS A CANONICAL PEDOPHILIE

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>>91261595
It's probably going to be that mermaid.

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>>91261584
Fucking guy can't catch a break. How long before #killshiro becomes a thing?

>>91261667
Romelle will be also brown anyways

>>91261620
The only place to go from here is Zeithtor

>>91261667
>black weeaboo whining

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>>91261589
Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. Sauce?

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Why do you like Pance, /co/?

>>91261584
Shiro is the devil omg! I hate this fandom so much, every character is rustle throw under the rug in favor of golden boy Lance.

Who is the most overrated character and why is it Shiro?

>>91261667
You're right. They should have kept Allura blonde and white like she was in every other iteration of the show.

>>91261756
Because his fans are just as crazy as the Lancefags but they seem tame in comparison because of Klancers. In real life they get really mad when you state your dislike or indifference towards their bland husbando.

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>>91260405
I think this is inflation????
I dunno, enjoy otherwise

>>91261749
>lance touch pidged *GASP this must mean they are in love

>>91261749
I find mostly all the other pairings boring.

Although I'd rather have Pidge be a guy, but it's still my favorite.

>>91261749
Overbearing idiot playboy and reserved intelligent girl is always a god tier ship.

>>91261809
Is that a pregnant Slav?

If we get more BTFO events for Shallura such as Romelle appearing then I might make a Part Two album to chronicle the meltdowns.

t. Kallura elder

>>91261817
kek

>>91261837
He ate Shiro.

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>>91261756
You can't handle greatness. Great tits, that is.

>>91261800
>In real life they get really mad
This is true, it doesn't help that they turn intro rude sjws if you say "i don't like shiro"

>>91261852
I hope Romelle is white. I highly doubt she will be, they won't pass up a chance for muh diversity shit, but I can dream.

>>91261734
But how are they going to live their dream of marrying a Japanese man for a visa now?

>>91261837
He's getting ready for his 14th litter

>>91260395
jesus why are they all acting like Shiro is 60 and Allura is 12

>>91261867
I was sealioned by one here on /co/.

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>>91261800
>real life autism over not liking lance
Has this happened to you? Please describe

If anyone has had encounters with voltron autists irl I'd love to hear your stories.

>>91261817
Too bad the Shallurafags who used to bash on Shiro/Keith or Keith/Allura are running on the "fiction doesn't affect reality" logic now. They were the complete opposite before. We should storm those fuckers out.

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i bet lance has at least 9 inch dick and shiro has a tiny roid cock

>>91261756
Dude, have you seen how Lance fans get when he isn't the center of attention in everything about voltron?

>>91261909
You must have been traumatised. You bring it up all the time.

Pidge's birthday and delicious anti tears. Today is a good day.

>>91261892
He is beginning his nesting process.

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>>91261128
There! Now there's no "my son" shit!

>>91261911
Over not liking Shiro, anon.

>>91261952
No. Enjoy your gaylra.

So I found that quote from Bex, and all she says is she's happy for the ace community in that they see Pidge as something of a hero for them. And then says Pidge is not a "hyper sexual person." She did not elaborate on whether she meant physically AND emotionally or just that she's too focused on her family to consider tonsil hockey.

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>>91261890
They can always make up OCs.

>>91261749
They bring out the best in each other and their interactions are pretty adorable, also nerd girl taming the jock and jock getting the nerd girl to let loose is a fun combo.

>>91261952
Good to now they didn't even cared about Shiro in the first place. It was all about Allura. Jesus, what the hell did Shiro do to these fans to make them hate him so much?

>>91261933
I only brought this up like two times about the sealion thing. The nigga simply would not stop asking me why and continued to for half a fucking thread.

>>91261990
Be slightly older than everyone else.

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>>91261970
I know I will.

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>>91260493
Cheated a little, but hope you enjoy

>>91261990
Allura is their self-insert. The shippers are black weebs and their white weeb friends who wish they were black.

>>91261962
kek

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>>91261833
>>91261981
She makes him endearingly annoying instead of just annoying.

>>91261990
Divert attention from Lance.

>>91262026
She needs to be black. Most Shalluras are black weebs.

>>91261910
Warriors have some big ass inconsistencies, characters colors, families and even genders get changed from book to book.

>>91262026
This is hilarious.

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>>91261862
>>91261892
>>91261959
Sure, what these anons said

>>91261688
Oh god the hate Keaton is gonna get. Poor guy

>>91262026
Needs to be fatter and with those thick framed glasses.

>>91260287
Happy birthday, Pidge! We are sipping champagne CLINK CLINK and eating Shallura is Dead cake.

Anyone got Pidge birthday cakes?

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>>91262051
This is tumblr we're talking about, they want to be black anyway

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>>91261749
Their dynamic is very cute and I can self insert to boot.

>>91262066
Reminds me of the stupid shit David Faustino got over voicing Mako as if it's fault for Korra's shitty writing.

>>91262066
Josh is too good for this ganrbageass fandom. I was on some Cuban Lance faggots Tumblr today, reading their posts about Josh talking about how Lance can be Latin and still have a white surname. And the babbled on about how that wasn't the point and how wrong he is. Imagine being that tied to your identity and projecting it onto a shitty character that hard.

>>91262085
>winged eyeliner
>cat's eye glasses
>chins going down
>a badge indicating their pronouns and sexuality

>>91262112
As a latino it offends me when these dumbasses don't know shit about our history. According to them someone like me shouldn't count or exist because of my skin color.

>>91262112
What is it about Tumblr people not being able to admit they're wrong?

>>91262112
Keatons's half Latino himself isn't he? But I guess he looks to white in their eyes for his opinion to matter

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Pidge needs to get excited!

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Excuse me anons, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kallura?

>>91262146
Apparently the person is some whitepassing Cuban. They sound like they live with a shitload of guilt about it. And they just overcompensate in the most obnoxious way by shoving the fact that they're Cuban into everything. They even said they "asked people in the fandom to stop calling him McClain".

>policing what other people do in the fandom because of your precious feefees.
>>91262165
Feelings over facts, always.
>>91262168
Yeah, on his moms side I believe. He's Peruvian I think? And Jewish.

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>>91262085
All right, you win

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>>91262190
PRAISE THE BLESSED KALLURA

>>91262146
It makes me wonder if these kids live in small town 100% white midwest America or if they just never leave their basements.

>>91262190
It was my bread and butter when I was a little girl. They were my OTP for the longest time!

>>91262196
Ugh nothing worse than a latino that's not proud of their goddamn heritage. This fucker can fuck off.

And yes Josh is Peruvian from his mom's side.

>>91262211
I think I'm diabetic now.

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>>91261990
people are finally getting bored of his perfect gary stu character

>>91262221
A little bit of both.

I live in one of the more diverse areas of the midwest and I still know five white people for every one minority.

>>91261990
He's just a relationship sue to the black weeaboos. If Romelle turns out brown then the Shallurafags are gonna self-insert onto her.

>>91262244
I don't think it's that they're not proud. I think they have a complex because they look white, so they go all hyper MUH HERITAGE about being Cuban, because white is bad in Tumblr logic. It's so fucking obnoxious. They also use Cuban interchangably with white like it's a race, instead of calling him Latin.

>>91262251
>Guy who has PTSD
>Guy who is not always perfect
>Guy who has insecurities
>Guy is literal the most hated palading because of reasons he didn't do
>"Perfect gary stu"

What the hell, anon

>>91262190
Hail Kallura, full of grace.
Our staff is with thee.
Blessed art thou among ships,
and blessed is the fruit of thy canon,
Kallura elders.
Holy Couple, Mother of Endgame,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>>91262221
A lot of them are POC middle-upper class college kids who are stuck in SJW thinking, and they make their race/sexuality/whatever the fuck the core of their being. Some are definitely white kids though, hoping their self-loathing will earn them brownie points with muh exalted POC.

>>91262284
>If Romelle turns out brown then the Shallurafags are gonna self-insert onto her.
Just watch this happen. Shallurafaggots be ruining everything.

>>91262303
They honestly wouldn't be having this complex if they were raised by immigrant parents in America. I've never met a fellow latino with that sort of white guilt unless they were 3rd generation.

They're only mentioning the Cuban thing a lot so that they don't come off as racist because "POCs" can't be racist.

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>>91260470
Hope you enjoy, have a good thread anon

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>>91262349
>tfw RoMatt was always just Shalluratt in disguise.

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>>91262245
>>91262248
>>91262249
She's worth the beetus.

>>91262169
Why is the color sooooo off?

>>91262377
Beautiful.

>>91262353
Still clutching onto that moral highground I see.

>>91260287
is it really?
then she should be in her birthday suit

>>91262369
I'm white as fuck, but judging by the immigrants and first gens I've met, this is true. They're usually glad to be here, instead of where they came from. Probably because they actually know what real shit is like.

The later generations are fucking spoiled though, and cling to muh heritage as badly as Stormfront faggots do though.

what are you guys talking about, did we get some kind of interview thing?

>>91260717
That has never been confirmed
she's in the academy, that's good enough for me
>>91260780
uhh allura is an old woman. what are they talking about?

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>>91262392
Tumblr gif fuckery for the sake of "aesthetic".

>>91262317
He's also the character whose comedy scenes are the most consistently actually funny. Compare to Lance who's just cringe and Hunk whose jokes were written for 5 year olds.

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>>91262442
It'd be only appropriate.

Pidge doesn't have enough good NSFW art.

>>91262444
I love this blog.

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Late to the party, are we still toasting? I don't drink champagne, so i hope you like Shiner

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I have no idea what any of you are talking about, and more importantly why any adult would care.

>>91261335
wait, new episodes?

>>91262531
The party never ends.

>>91262521
The Shallurafags are never gonna apologize for their shitspewing. They'll just purge their main blogs of any Shallura but continue to like it on a private sphere. And they'll blame the staff for enabling pedophilia.

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New Kallura art.

>>91261453
artist name?

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>>91262569
That was a promo for season 2.

>>91262569
S2.

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>>91262531
I don't either. But everyone gets to party!!

>>91261910
jesus tapdancing christ. what the hell happened to teenagers? they used to be cool.

>>91262466
A lot of us Latinos who live in actual Latin America tend to dislike those guys. They act like they know shit about Latino culture when they are raised with Walmart and McDonald. And you are right, the clinge to their "heritage" as badly as Stormfags.

>>91262466
Don't get me wrong, the immigrants and first gens are also proud of their heritage, but they don't go crazy or obnoxious about it either like the later gens do. I still hate chicanos with a passion though.

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>>91262442
Here you go anon, pidge in her birthday suit :^)

>>91262444
Hard to tell if troll or serious.

>>91262525
i gotta draw me smore. never did finish that peanut butter thing

>>91262579
Or they're gonna say Shiro is 22, Allura is 19 and Keith is 17 to get away with it. Shaladins were murdered whenever they said Keith could be over 18.

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post your party gifs

>>91262541
This. i'm VERY confused as to what's going on in this thread, but I don't like any of it.

>>91262628
They're trolling. They're an anti-anti blog and were happy when Shallurashits kicked the bucket.

>>91262664
Is this someone's reaction to the shittiness of spongebob episodes after the 1st movie?

LESS TUMBLR TALK, MORE GALRAPOSTING.

>>91262681
why are any of you people aware of any of this

>>91262523
Obligatory
>it's Pidge not pudge

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>>91262618
But that's not true.

>>91262650
Uhh, I don't expect I'll appreciate that but more power to you and those who will.

>>91262613
Yeah. They think "America has no culture" so they cling to their heritage stuff, combined with the worst of liberal ideology.
>>91262615
It's a different kind of pride, I think. This is just from an outsiders perspective, but the later gens are more like college educated types who get their muh heritage shit from social justice rhetoric. They are much more likely to get offended by dumb shit than the immigrants and first gens I think.

>>91262700
I wonder if they hurt their arms with that reach?

>>91262317
>annoying edgy backstory brought up every 2 episodes
>people only like him because "hh hhh HUSBAND O!!"
>Im cool and im the leader of the group
>did everything wrong but people still like him
Also has a really bland personality

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>>91262693
this is a pidge thread

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>>91262681
Oh so they're just squatting on the name to keep it out of genuine antis.

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>>91262712
>Implying that pidge isn't a pure soul
Fite me

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Tell me your pance headcanons, /co/

Could pidge convince lance to try pegging?

>>91262730
This is a Voltron thread, Pidgekid.

>>91262712
she was just eating peanut butter naked
i don't think i wanna draw pidge making frick and frack, just being a filthy nerd

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>>91262693
Do you we'll get more Sirk and Svendak art in future threads? This art turned out so nice of them.

>>91261756
I don't even like Shiro, but it's clearly obvious that Lance fanboys/girls are overrating that second-rate pilot. Lance fans project themselves as Lance, they make up out-of-character scenarios for the rest of Voltron team, just so they feel bad for Lance. They complain when Lance isn't the one getting the most screen time, when he's not even that important in the grand scheme of things. Hell, half the ship fics in Voltron involve that Cuban mutt.

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>>91262664
>mfw the music's nice here

>>91262713
america has very little culture, but they have even less, being basically the bastards spain abandoned after killing their mom. they have about as much heritage as fucking mowgli the man-cub
>>91262730
what about galra pidge? that'd be cute.

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>>91262789
I have one picture

>>91260367
>>91260717
Not fuck. Make love to.

>>91262755
It's the future, on the route we're going pegging will be as normal as a handjob by the the time Pance is around.

There's got to be multiple machines and at least three bodily fluids involved before you're crossing the line to taboo.

>>91262792
why do they both have tits

>>91260999
I need more Pidge and Allura hanging out

>>91262713
This make me remember a video where they feed chinese inmigrants Panda Express. The first generation inmigrants(who were eldery) trough it was tasty even if it wasn´t authentic chinese food while the young hipster guy hated all of it and gagged to every plate.

>>91262802
not as cute as I was hoping. wouldnt have gone with that nose

>>91262770
I would love to see baby Sirk and baby Svendak art. That artist did such a nice job with their adult art.

>>91262847
BLACK WEEBS

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>>91262792
>That last part of the filename
*BASS BOOST INTENSIFIES*

>>91262843
haha yeah. people should appreciate things for what they are, not for what they aren't.

>>91260717
even better

>>91262843
I remember that video. I remember the latino one too. It had a similar result with the first gens and their hipster 3rd gen progeny.

>>91262847
>what is kallura?

>>91262847
Allura isn't black though and Kallura is happening. You're just mad your Japanese raceplay fetish isn't happening.

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>>91262750
Pidge is both pure and lewd, she's magic like that.

>>91262755
We had a thread's worth of headcanons a while back. Basically:
>She femdom
>They end up constantly staying over in each other's rooms, making breakfast awkward by wearing mishmashes of their clothes
>Shameless

>>91262764
Godspeed then, anon.

>>91262857
They did. I hope they're still hanging around in our threads.

I would both Sirk and Svendak.

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>>91262816
What is current year in the voltron universe? do we have a relative indication?

>>91262843
I got sick eating there once. never again

>>91260660
Mice-Anon is one of the many things I like about these threads, never leave us.

>>91262713
They only think the States has no culture because they've never left it so they've never seen it from the outside. I lived in the UK for a long time and ran into so many Ameriboos over there.

Then again, my American family is a mix of Southern and Cajun, so that might have more of its own culture than some areas.

>>91262893
Keith isn't a big, buff Japanese dude so he counts for shit.

>>91262847
I like how they attempt to disguise their racist fetish with social justice. This is what being progressive is like now?

>>91262885
reminds me of Bordertown
that thing was too good to last.
>>91262899
yeah well you know how some pictures get lost in sketchmess and you cant fix them without redlining?
>>91262903
>Freckles.
hnnnnngh that more than makes up for the tits.

>>91262899
>She femdom
Like gentle femdom or weird whips and leather kind of stuff?

>>91262847
why they can't just watch Naruto and play YGO like a normal black otaku

>>91262922
dude that's what it has ALWAYS been about
don't forget the left was traditionally the racists until they decided to dump it on the right while changing nothing about their behavior
they tried to imply that low-class labor is now the friend of minorities, and industrialization their enemy... when the former is what took over after slavery and the latter is literally what ended slavery.

>>91261667
"salty rainbow" is right

>>91262899
pidge is ace now. pance btfo

>>91262912
>Ameriboos
Please explain further. Are they anything like Rawhide Kobayashi?

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>there will never be lewds of pidge sucking on lance's thighs

>>91262932
Regular black "otaku" like me love Keith and worship Kallura.

>>91262903
We don't have an exact timeframe, but Pidge says in the first episode that travelling past Pluto takes days, whereas modern technology takes years, so there's clearly a huge gap in technological levels.

>>91260712
Some people say that Kallura is the equivalent of Zutara, so you may not be far off Anon.

>>91262912
I'm Southern, and we're generally considered the region with the most culture, probably. Though, in media, our culture is often portrayed in a negative light.

America does have culture, just look at our massive influence around the world. So the whole "America has no culture" argument is bunk. It's just America has a newer culture, and it's one some people don't like (which is often justifiable). They'd rather cling to the culture of other countries because they're old and exotic or whatever.

So is there anyone here really into the old Voltrons or is it just the new one?

>>91262978
Ehasz also shipped Zutara. He would have put spiritual foreshadowing into Voltron if he worked on it since he did that with ATLA and he is a philosophy major.

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>>91262928
I think the former. Maybe a light electric play too.

I hope Shiro moves to Sweden and gets off the radar of these fucking morality crusaders.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yuSDhosSoQ

>>91263002
There's oldfags here. A number of us watched the old eps when they hit Netflix and posted about them.

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>>91262899
Pidge is ONLY FOR PURE
Pance is ONLY FOR CUTE AND NO SEX

>>91262847
I thought the black weeaboo thing was a joke but now I see you guys were right all along.

>>91260932
>>91261326
>Thinking confirmation will kill the Klancers
There's already a video on Youtube that has Lance's VA confirming the clearly apparent fact that Lance is heterosexual. Not that we actually needed confirmation, because the show demonstrates time and time again that Lance is only interested in females.

I don't understand how Klance is going this strong, though. Its delusional shippers are on par with Zutura. They're just ignoring all the evidence and hoping the writers pull a Korrasami at the last moment.

>>91263002
I'm an oldfag from the 90s. I love the old one.

>>91263012
my headcanon is now that pidge grows up into a Washuu kind of lady
becomes a super scientist, does lewd experiments on powerful young men, becomes a goddess

>>91263045
Except this time Zutara is happening and Korrasami dies.

>>91263045
Have you seen the comments in that video?

>"How can Lance be straight if Keith is right there"
>"Yes, Lance is straight, but not for Keith"

>>91262843
Being a second gen Chinese I don't get it. I'll always prefer the real thing because Panda Express overseasons everything to shit but it's still a tasty quick meal if inauthentic as fuck. Just recognize it's as fake as Taco Bell or American pizza and enjoy it as what it is.

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>>91263037
This nerd has NEEDS

>>91263092
BEST END.

>>91263092
This is Slav's parallel universe powers coming into fruition.

>>91262981
If Americans doesn´t have a culture so does us Latinos. Both groups are part of relative new cultures and no matter how Stormcucks and third generation Latinos try to say otherwise, they are not gonna be accepted with open arms intheir ancestors countries. Also it´s funny how some Mexicans Americans think they are Mayan, no, you are a mestizo and both whites and natives dislike you.

>>91263109
it's just like japanese chinese food, or british indian food. food always gets better when it passes through multiple hands, even if it loses some of the finer details in the process.
>>91263112
ohhh fuck there is a tiny thin fabric barrier between their genitals

>>91262971
Months. It was either 3 or 6 months.

What's all this on shallura? can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>91263129
Nailed it.

>>91262964
I actually used to teach horseriding to a Dutch family back in Texas where the dad would wear cowboy hats and take the family out on ranch vacations.

Not that far with most people though. The whole American food culture got really popular where I was and people were obsessed with "authentic" American barbecue and hotsauces and Tennessee whiskey. I've gone to more than a few 4th of Julys and Thanksgivings where I was the only American. The list goes on.

You head up further north and Scandinavia has its own country music scene, even.

>>91263184
culture is a bad thing. be an individual

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>>91263112
Her only need is peanut butter.

Anyone got that artwork of all the Galra together?

>>91262960
Asexual isn't the same as aromantic. And asexuality ranges anywhere from no psychological need, want, or sometimes ability to be prepared for sex up to no want for themselves but are fine with doing something for their partner.

>>91263184
>you are a mestizo

Actual Mexican here. I would get really mad at you if you dared call me a mestizo. Not all Mexicans or Mexican Americans are mestizos.

>>91263207
She was referred to as a teenager throughout Wondercon and antis are shitting themselves because, by their own logic, shallura is now pedophilia. Other shippers are dragging them mercilessly while the antis wail and mass delete their fanworks.