why

>>91256295
I'm sorry anon, but /cock/ isn't still happening.

>>91256295

They opened it?

>>91256295
https://www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-bring-back-mcdonald-s-szechuan-sauce-424d15e9-3815-4a51-8d81-26a3fc686ee1

come on guys we can make this happen

WUBALUBADUBDUB!!!

>not showing the label

Fucking clever.

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>Literal a throw away joke Justin committed too much time too
>Millennial think they're hip and cool begging McDonalds for it because a cartoon said it

I hate my generation so much

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I'd rather have the Arch Deluxe or the Cheddar Melt come back

>>91256478
McDonald's twitter account referenced it, so who knows. Could be cool to try.

>>91256561
woah dude thats some hasteriskcking inappropriate language broski

>>91256461
wtf i hate everything now

>>91256478
I want the old buffalo sauce back. It was spicier and better than the stuff they have now.

This isn't really a big deal. There actually is a collector's market for discontinued food items, but most of them cap out around 300 dollars.

>>91256295
that looks like it's in pretty good condition

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>>91256524
Be happy that this country didn't pass a bill against islamaphobia


Also listen to this

>>91256603
Same man. I wanted the nuggets with that sauce and instead got the shit salsa. Either it was my McDonald's being filled with beaners or it was gone. That sauce was spicy though

>>91256634
Where? Ive been trying to find Uh Oh Oreos for years

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>>91256634
There's a market for this?

>>91256524
You deserve your misery.

>>91256823
I guess. There's a market to body pillows

>>91256295
>no picture of the label
This could be regular McDonald's BBQ sauce for all we know

>>91256823
There is a market for anything and everything, there will always be someone willing to buy something

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>>91256295
Apparently it isn't really dipping sauce.
It's a picture of the dipping sauce that might be autographed by Dan Harmon. Someone should tweet at him to verify this.

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>>91256561
>we're actually effecting change
That calls for an image macro

>>91256295
Apparently it's just a prank by ledditors.
They are memeing in the description and it's just a photo of the sauce.

>>91257004
>image macro
oldfag spotted. Those were better, simpler times.

>>91256524
This is what memery created.

>>91256295
> Already open
If the seal is broken where's the value?

might be fun to put in a massspec and reverse engineer those ingredients in which case $90k is nothing

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>>91257067
Reddit should burn in hell just because they spawned a cancerous base for a decent show.

>"Muh storylines"
>Muh plot twist
>Muh "Bird person"

Pic related is your average plebbit user

>>91256478
It's already gonna happen. I swear Redditors don't know how to use the internet. A live action Mulan is coming out next year.

>>91257337
yes it will but it litarly will become just like the McRib

>>91257292
I guarantee it's just teriyaki sauce

>>91256295
A fool and his money are soon parted.

>>91256524
>literal ADVERTISEMENT your generation is tooling around like its a COOL AND HIP IDEA

>>91257418
>Mcrib

I haven't had them in years. What's the deal with them not having the offer?

>>91257495
would be funny has anyone here even tasted it before

>>91256524
>>91257554

Never saying you should go on Reddit, but if you go to r/hailcorporate, you will see a lot of accounts on the big meme subreddits and post corporate branded stuff. The obvious ones are new accounts, but other people build up upboats just so they can pretend to be fellow kids, not marketers.

This is like the Buddapest line in the Avengers...

>>91256634
Does that apply to that discontinued Oreo cereal?

>>91257593
look it up on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McRib

>>91257635
It still is around. Go to South Korea

>>91257593
>>91257657
What 3rd world do you live in? Every Mcdonalds in the Midwest has the McRib still.

>>91257678
>Go to South Korea

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT AN CHOCOLATE COOKIE?
DO YOU WANT AN CHOCOLATE COOKIE CEREAL?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

>>91257717
East coast. I wish that they sell it here, but at least I enjoyed some good liberal tears from the election

>>91257004
>image macro
It's been so long oldfag.

Rather just have the old fries. They fucking ruined them in the UK after they lowered the salt content and now they are terrible to the point I'd rather go to Burger King since their burgers are generally better and fries were never reliant on salted fat.

>>91257717
cali tho according to the wiki the only place that supposedly selling them year round is Germany home of the nazies

>>91257618
Yup. Reddit administration is aware of this and has been taking steps to "become more advertiser friendly"

>>91257803
At least you haven't tasted White Castle fries. They're terrible. At least the burgers are good.

Also, just bring salt with you. And some pork fat to piss off achmeds

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We /cock/ now?

Because I want purple ketchup again.

>>91257889
>Tfw you never tasted it


Was it just purple for colors sake or did it taste like fucking purple?

>>91257803
BK's fries have been bad for a while.

>>91257842

Reddit administration basically shut down AMA after a few people got trolled and then did a hostile takeover on it. It's tragic we won't have more Tom Hardy tier disasters since all AMA's are basically Conde Nast Staffers reading softballs off a list is tragic.

Though even Ledditors hate the faux Facebook profiles, as far as I know. I can see all of the normies going to the new hot link whoring site after a few years.

>>91256478
I'm not even going to be bad about reddit.
I love trying all the stupid shit McDonalds says.
>>91256524
Fuck you. Our generation is creating the biggest redpilled conservative generation in the history of USA. This is going to be great.

>>91257925
>did it taste like fucking purple?
yo wut
it was food coloring you dip

>>91257889
Thanks doc

>>91257889
also the fries with Chocolate and Sprinkles.

>>91257959
Oh. If it did taste like purple, then I'd buy it. But ketchup like that must have been good though, right?

>>91257959

I know this, and I'm still disgusted.

>>91256295
BBDWTS

>>91257950

>biggest red pilled

kek

>>91257938

While that is true at least their burgers are better quality than McDonalds. Neither is worth buying anymore due to the huge numbers of non-branded takeout shops now but McDonalds were ruined taste wise after they made them 'healthy'.

I'd rather just have a chicken donner wrap and some chips from sinbads kebab shop now.

>>91258042
Imagine heinz ketchup but diluted with food coloring

>>91258063
I mean, White Castle has some good burgers, but you have them on a weekend when you have almost nothing to eat


McDonald's is shit anyway. I've refused to eat their crap because of all their stuff, and I'm pretty sure that isn't even beef or chicken in their products. But people still eat there. Why? Because brand recognition

>>91257949
It's really quite a shame, because despite how shitty Reddit could be it was occasionally entertaining.

>>91257821
Well that is just wrong. But I cant imagine anyone is getting on and editing that regularly.

>>91258107
Now that seems pretty good on a burger though. Like putting green ketchup on your burger or purple ketchup with your hot dog. It would be like a sick dream

>>91258185
I mean it's a thing you can do. Food coloring isn't expensive.

>>91258158

The best thing about Reddit is the concentrated autism of the smaller subreddits and the fact that people are willing to spill their deepest secrets and drop spaghetti in r/askreddit

>>91256561
>we're actually effecting change
>A fucking McDonald's sauce

Am I the only one who misses the Sweet Chile sauce?

>>91256295
it was a dumb joke

>>91257418
I had it once. It was shit. Exactly the same as the fake ribs in elementary school lunch.

>>91257950
Gen Z is redpilled and underaged, they're not us. Were all willenials here.

>>91256295
>47 bids
That sauce is almost 20 years old. These people can't be serious

>>91257889
my man

>manage to get a bottle
>disgust yourself with it but refuse to admit it because you fought for it
>finish the bottle

I think if they made it again I'd use it exclusively

>>91256295
Fuck off with your shitty reddit cartoon.

>>91256326
Best /cock/ I ever had.

>>91259019
I see our generation more as the Millenium of Aftermath.

Y'know, in the vein of "Fuck that, you can have it back."

>>91257950
>Our generation is creating the biggest redpilled conservative generation in the history of USA.

Redpilled trannies and manchild autistics?

>>91259533
>Redpilled trannies
nothing wrong with that

>>91257959
>funky purple
>doesn't taste like purple
How did they get away with it? How did they not get sued?

>>91257950
>Our generation is creating the biggest redpilled conservative generation in the history of USA.
How did people even measure that? All the young people still love gays and dress like degenerates though so it can't be that good.

>>91256951
>31 sales as notdanharmon
What were they?

>>91259951
I think he was talking about Generation Z or whatever. A few reports have that the younger kids are really pro-trump and shit and when comparing it to millennials at that age you see clear differences.

>>91257950
>Our generation is creating the biggest redpilled conservative generation in the history of USA. This is going to be great.
>saying that like its a good thing
but I digress i'm not going to let your kind turn this into a stealth /pol/ thread

>>91256561
>sitting hear
>hear

>>91260000

fucking quads, batman!

>>91256561
>people didn't understand the sarcasm in this post
this board is so damn dumb

>>91256369
because if they had left it unopened you would have seen that it's just bbq

>>91256556
Damn, that looks good.

>>91256524
Go be autistic somewhere else.

>>91256326
but it's already a thing ya dingus.
>>>/cock/

>>91257166
>>91257767
I've been here for ten years.

Kill me.

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>>91256295
I have created an alternate plan with our wife guys
>>>/ck/8767317

>>91256326
Add ck to the url bar.
It still exists.

>>91256295
>more demand for this than the actual Mulan live action remake

>>91262599
man my alternate plan went downhill fast, well I tried.

>>91257925
It was just ketchup, although I remember it tasting off and strange. However that could have been a psychological reaction because the color was wrong and the brain rejects that.

>>91257889
thanks doc

>>91259951
>How did people even measure that?
You replace reality with delusion and ignore all facts as political bias for 20 years. If you ever wonder how the right does anything, that's the answer.

>>91256823
There's a market for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>91257950
What counts as "redpilled" again?

>>91263983
>"SlapstickStuff.com"
haha

>>91256556
god, the Arch Deluxe was genuinely one of the best burgers ever. A shame they fucked up the marketing so bad.

>>91256478
can meme magic do it?

>>91263983
This is a fetish thing, right?

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>>91257889

Confection of fucking kings

>>91264046
I literally don't even know anymore.

>>91264121
Meme magic got a retard elected for president, crashed a plane with no survivors in what is /tv/s wettest dream, killed comic book creators that /co/ loves and even brought back samurai jack. So why can't it bring back a movie tie in sauce?

>>91256295

97 MORE YEARS THAT'S WHY

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>>91262742
>However that could have been a psychological reaction
That was the massive overdose of artificial blue food coloring worsening your autism, I'm sad to say.

>>91256524

>throw away joke

Justin more than likely wanted to see if he could really bring it back just by throwing it into the show and letting the memes take hold

>>91265421
Quiet you.

>>91256478

Signed and delivered my dude.

>>91257745
What are you talking about? I live in Virginia and they constantly bring the McRib back throughout the year.

>>91256634

This, you guys would be surprised if you saw how much money genuine 1940's WWII MREs go for.

You guys, it's happening.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-szechuan-mcnugget-may-come-back-thanks-to-rick-and-morty-2017-4

>>91259019

Gen Z is "redpilled" because they're all minorities that come from families that have traditional values and roles. They didn't let their women run riot like a bunch of queers

>>91256295
I'd rather have a cheddar bacon shack burger. God I miss those.

>>91257950
>Fuck you. Our generation is creating the biggest redpilled conservative generation in the history of USA. This is going to be great.

>literally unironically metaphysically believing this

>>91266050
Ever try the portobello mushroom jack at jack in the box? I did, once, then they discontinued it.

>>91256295
I member this.

Shit wasn't even spicy. More like bad teriyaki sauce.

Le 90s nostalgia, that's why

Also, the novelty value and humor in the fact that a man would be so obsessed with obtaining a 20 year old sauce.

>>91266133
Yes. Thats what I remember too

>>91260654
>A few reports have that the younger kids are really pro-trump and shit
That's because it's a a walking talking meme.
The little shits were sucking off a dead Gorilla months ago (xD hurambee rip xD) just because it was on the internet.

>>91256780
Shouldn't have voted for Trudeau to get weed then, fuckboy.

We all said it'd be a terrible idea. But you central/eastern Canadians never listen.

>>91266342
There's a lot of anger in that post you should sort out.

Why is this thread alive when the comic store employee thread was deleted? This is much, much less about /co/ stuff, and just as much about politics. Arg.

>>91267024
It was either him or Harper, at the very least people thought it couldn't get worse. They were very wrong.

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Wendy's if you're watching pls bring this back

>>91267109
I'd prefer Harper over this. At least that faggot could balance a budget. Trudeau can't stop giving our money away.

>>91267131
You fucking Canadians. Is nothing ever good enough for you?

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>>91257950
> creating another generation of false conscious slave moralists whom hate themselves and despise the capacity to enjoy things outside of a firmly set black and white morality manufactured by big business and elite groups to keep them under control

>>91267131
Eh, I'd prefer deficit be worked on, balancing is matter of course.

What really fucking burns me is this faggot saying Canada pretty much has no culture therefore imptong tons of people will have no ill effect.

>>91267162
>he thinks corperations haven't simply evolved from conservitive to leftist as demographics changed
Has it ever occured to anyone that censoring 'hate speech' is just a bad slope to go down as censoring literally anything else? That an open society is one that occasionally has the odd group saying shit others don't like but as long as they aren't violent it's understood that its thier right?

>>91267159
You don't know how bad things are here. When our oil rich province had a massive forest fire that destroyed a bustling city we had offers from the USA and Russia to help.

We refused, and then paid to train and fly in african fire fighters. Who almost immediately went on strike due to low pay.

>>91267167
Not this massive deficit. Plus he sold most our fucking gold stores.

If you have a problem with that then you need a time machine. His father started the multiculturalism meme in the 60's, and this is only the logical conclusion. Look at our cities and our birth rates. We're being bought out and replaced, and we can't do anything about it because we've been beaten with white guilt since childhood due to the natives.

If we had our balls back then maybe, but Trudeau is the perfect representation of Canada now. Pretty, known but shallow and pointless with no future.

I just wanted to own a house and have a wife and kids, and that'll never happen in this fucking country.

>>91267221
They don't see that "hate speech" is something that is vague enough to be applied to anything someone doesn't like.

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>>91267221
I agree, censoring hate speech is bad and I'm quite aware that corporations have adopted the liberal 'left' in order to make a profit - before it makes its inevitable swing back to right liberals.

>>91257889
NOBODY bought the purple ketchup, it was all green