Reminder that Spider-Man is weak against succubus pheromones meaning all those crack ships with demons aren't so crack after all.
>>91254031
Is that the reason he sold his marriage?
>>91254296
Yeah he had to get out of that marriage so he could fuck demongirls.
>>91254736
Makes sense to me.
>>91254296
That makes so much sense in hindsight.
>>91254031
Who are those blue women he's always pictured with anyways?
>>91254031
>>That nostalgic feeling when you suddenly remember you did fanart of these characters years, and years ago
>>That sudden realization you can read Japanese now
>>That horrid, disgusted feeling when you understand what's being said
The girl on the left is saying, "Please stop!" Her shirt reads "daughter."
The lady in the back, her mother, has a shirt that reads "Instant (heart) rape".
Even worse, they didn't use the actual Japanese word or kanji for rape. They purposely wrote it out in a way that would be easier for people to read.
>>91256432
Someone from a trading card game. It just kinda stuck.
>>91256079
BITCHES
>>91258877
>Daughter
>rape
>Spider-Man.
Wait...what the hell even is this character's background story anyway?
>>91258877
Ah yes, the good old Asteroth and Spider-man share an apartment building...thing. I guess you could call it a meme, really.
I have a whole bloody folder of these things, years after it first surged into existence back in the day.
Should I upload it to mediafire or something?
>>91259731
yes
>>91259976
Okay, here we go:
http : // www filedropper com / astaroth
>>91259731
shit, that makes me feel old man
i remember when this shit was new
>>91254031
He really can't.
>>91259516
LOVE
>>91259731
>>91262676
That reminds me; is the Spidey/Deadpool miniseries still ongoing, and did Wade get Status Quo'd back to being ugly again yet?
>>91262809
Still ongoing and still handsome.
>>91262838
Good on both counts. Wade deserves a bit of happiness.
So how exactly did Deadpool know that succubus pheromones canceled out spider senses?
>>91263082
he didn't he just needed a girl for spidy
>>91263485
what a wingman
could silk out pheromone a succubus? or could a succubus pheromone seduce silk?
>>91263951
Post cat ladies chasing silk.
I need it fkr a tax form.
>>91263485
Based bro.
Didn't even settle for some cheap hooker. He got Peter a literal semen Demon who specifically had the hots for science nerds.
This thread reminded me of this.
>>91264540
I really need to check out that book sometime.