*blocks your path*

if it had not been for the laws of this land i would have slaughtered you

>>91249172
I would berry my dick so far inside her ass anyone who could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

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>>91249202
why dont you have a seat over there?

>>91249172
*unzips dick*

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>>91249172

*flings over cliff*

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did somebody say lyndia deeeeezz nuts thread

>>91249172

Why would she start being friends with Beetlejuice when the movie has him creeping on her the entire time, and ends with him trying to marry her against her will.

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>>91249303

>>91249380
because tim burton is hack

>>91249354
no

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>>91249380
80s cartoons didn t make much sense

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>>91249202
>>91249278
wtf guys
Lydia isn't for lewd thing

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>>91249380
Because shut up.

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>>91249783
beetlejuice 2 never

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>>91249436
oh ok

>>91249878
>You will never see the adventures of milf Lydia.

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>>91249748
lel

>>91249172
>you fight like a dairy farmer!

>>91250016
How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

goth girls are hot

I just realized, I ended up married to a cross between Wednesday Addams and Lydia Deetz from the cartoon.

>>91252467
You lucky bastard

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>>91252467
Real subtle brag there, mister.

>>91252467
So... creepy goth plus perky goth?

>>91250874
thank god you got that, anon
i was getting worried that no one would

its what i say whenever i see pics like OP or a pirate out in public

>>91252467
you got a pre mega tits christina ricci?
she should have never got those puppies reduced

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>>91252502
>>91252516
All of my friends and family said (and still say) that putting a ring on her was the smartest decision I've ever made.

>>91252525
Looks like Christina Ricciand Winona Ryder had a lesbian love child, deadpan most of the time, becomes perky and upbeat around close friends/family.

>>91253025
...she's a titty monster.

I don't know what I did or how I did it but I've been trying not to fuck it up ever since we started dating.

>>91254435
congratulations, anon. I hope you're happy.

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>>91249748
> isn't for lewd
do you know where you are?

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>>91249878
Tim Burton said he wanted to cast Johnny Depp as Beetlejuice. Do you still want a sequel?

>>91254714
They should just get fucking married already.

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>>91249172
*destroys the planet*

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>>91254997
Just the waifu will do. We need a statement, not a manifesto.

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>>91254435
>fat
>titty monster

no one is impressed

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>>91249748

>>91249748
ha ha ha
HA HA HA

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*puts back into hand*

>>91249172
Why are you replying to yourself so blatantly, and that often?

>>91249303
dude beetlejuice goth is legit goth. hot topic goth has about as much in common as modern feminism has in common with that elusive, mythical positive feminism everyone talks about. Sure as fuck wasn't that shit in the 70s that established the two-income household with the same income the old one-income household used to have.

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>>91249172
Lydia Deetz, eh?

More like Lydia Deez Nutz!

Hah! Got eem!

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>>91249931
>milf Lydia

Beetlejuice

>>91258888
Beetlejuice

>>91259011
Betelgeuse

>>91249380

Because Beetlejuice switched tactics and found that grooming works

>>91259058
You fuker.

>>91249189
underrated post

>>91258172
I'll trade sjws for second wave feminists everyday of the year, i don´t give a fuck about what you say

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>>91258888
>>91259011
>>91259129

You rang?

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>>91249172
*clogs her path*

Seriously, Lydia Deetz is probably the only hot goth girl.

>>91249783
Can I have both teenage Winona Ryder and cartoon Lydia at the same time?

I can have neither.

Daily reminder that she was in 8th grade in the cartoon and you're all filthy pedophiles

>>91262911
LEGAL IN MEXICO

>>91262911
>8th grade
That's hebe territory, bub.

>>91262988
>>91262986
>13 years old
>legal
>hebe territory

Don't fuck middle school students please.

>>91263059
In Mexico, you are probably done with your schooling at that age.

>>91262729
Gonna need a source.

>>91263306
>filename

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>>91249230

why don't you stop cheating n your wife?

>>91262911
Daily reminder that she's a fictional cartoon character and cartoon characters don't have an age.

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>>91249172
'fuc off nigger"

>>91265333
YES! GOT HIM!!
CHILDREN ARE FAIR GAME NOW!!!

>>91249172
[BETEL JUICE in Spanish]

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Cartoon Lydia was always terribly appealing to me because of that veneer of innocence. Veneer, because she knew what she was doing in gaining the favor and full attention of a reality warping trickster god. She tamed a hurricane with calm words and laughter.

She was cute, and bubbly and fun and heaven help the poor soul that crossed her. Other goths simply didn't compare.

>>91265533
>reality warping trickster god
Cartoon Beetlejuice was goofy as fuck, I don't know what you are talking about.

>>91265683
>The invocation of his name can tear holes in reality.
>Gave the spark of life and sentience to a car and kept it as a pet.
>Can transform into nearly anything.
>Immortal, invincible, and the only thing he fears are the worms from fucking Dune.

Dude, cartoon Beetlejuice is fucking Popeye tier.

>>91254714
Keaton would still be up for it

>>91258251
Noice

>>91254595
This is great.

>>91265533
>innocence
Really? She was pretty damn manipulative at times. Not in a bad way though

>>91265533
There really aren't enough bubbly and cheerful goth girls
I get that cynicism and seriousness kind of come with the subculture, or are at least heavily associated with it, but you can like the style without going all in on that stuff too.

>>91252467
>>91254435

Are you Angela Benedict's husband?
Anyways, you're a very lucky person. Hopefully I'll get myself a Grail like that one day.

>>91261901
You'd be delaying things for 20-30 years. 3rd wave intersectional feminism is the evolution of 2nd wave feminism, both the crazy Solanas and moderate sex positive sides.

>>91263151
Also, if you haven't had sex in middle school in Mexico, you're pretty much a failure and you'll stay virgin.
I had the luck of a goth babe punching my v-card.

>>91268034
BUILD WALL
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>>91262911
Going by your retarded logic.:She was in 8th grade in the 90's, so she's way older than me now. checkmate, atheists

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>>91249172
...excuse me.

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>mfw will never have a spunky goth gf ever again

>>91262547
Mr.Geuse I want you to kill Spider-Man.

>>91249189

FPBP

>>91249931

>MILF Lydia

WHY HAS NO ONE DRAWN THIS.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY UNTIL NOW.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A GODDAMNED THING.

>>91267343

Perkygoths are best goths.

>>91252467
Switch bodies with me

>>91249172
>*teleports behind her*
>...
Literally that's it

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>>91249172
soo were there couple or nah

>>91249748
Anon, you do know why beetlejuices fingers are red in the cartoon, right?

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>>91269776
no

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>>91269776
no she is my waifu

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>>91265026

>>91269042
I'll draw it in my free time but you may have to lurk the draw threads a day or two before I deliver.

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>>91269776
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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>>91274556

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>>91249748

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>>91249991
>>91254696
>>91255304
>>91256055
>>91270116
>>91274978

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>>91274556
Th-this is wrong

>>91274556

Gonna need more of this.

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>>91276261
here anon
this pic is very spicy so be warned

>>91276570
MODS! MODS! MODS!

>>91249172
lisa_the_joyful.jpg

>>91276728
Too many eyes.

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>>91276570
anon you sick fuck!!

>>91249172
*rapes her ass*

>>91254696
Ah, old school /co/ntent.

Is Lydia secretly a Spider-character? Kinda like how Jessica has different powers than Peter but instead of mind control she's a necromancer?

>>91254595
> Gomez and Morticia
I don't get many chances to say this, but I always adore these two. It's great to see a cartoon couple who are as madly in love with each other two kids later as they were on their honeymoon.