>he left his family behind

>>91247939
the Cookie Cat jingle is really the story of Rose Quartz

>>91247939
2DEEPLORE4ME

>His entire species was eaten alive by the true monster, greed.

>>91247939
>Nora

>>91247953
Wait what how?

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>tfw a fake commercial has better lore than the actual show

>>91247939
You mean the way black men tend to do?

>>91247939
Why does Steven have a fetal alcoholism nose

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>>91247939

Well, it wouldn't the first time that happened to a cat-like alien.

>>91250216
SHE LEFT HER HOMEWORLD BEHIND!!!

>>91250351
His fat head was pressed up against Rose's gem for 9 months

>>91250216
Oohhhhh!
He's a frozen treat with an all new taste!
>'cause he came to this planet from outer space!
>A refugee of an interstellar war!
>But now he's at your local grocery store! (Earth)
Cookie Cat!
He's a pet for your tummy!
Cookie Cat!
He's super duper yummy!
Cookie Cat!
>He left his family behind! (Homeworld)
Cookie Caaaaat!

>>91250510
So ... Rose is super duper yummy?

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>>91250510
holy shit

that actually blows my mind

>>91250559
ask greg

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>>91250510
>When you make an uncharacteristically depressing jiggle about ice-cream that implies a refugee from a possibly genocidal conflict emigrating to a new land after years of being in a refugee camp or being smuggled out of it's place of origin only to be eaten alive just to tie it back to a alien character's backstory despite the fact that a cat is a terrestrial species and the only 'alien' thing about it is heterochromia.

I think a 'Pet for your tummy' would suffice, Cookie Cat advertising executive.

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Dogcopter was better.