You can call any number and swap minds with whomever answers

>>91246022
no rogue Rick had ever tried mindswapping his way in before? seems unlikely. What I'm saying is that this show has bad worldbuilding

Any Telco.

If you called Madonna, fixed her teeth and then switched back how mad do you think she would be?

>>91246022
>So who do you call?
Justin Roiland, so I can cancel this shitshow for costing me a well-deserved episode of Jack

>>91246022

Salma Hayek

>>91246022
That guy who's dating that girl I like, I be a huge ass and break up with her. Then sky dive out of a plane without a parachute and call him in my body and switch back using a sat-phone or something.

Don't lie to yourselves anons, there must be at least a dozen other of you here that would do exactly the same thing.

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>>91246073
Grow up

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>who do you call?

>>91246096
Uncalled for...

>>91246084
I'd call this one sack of shit I hate, trap myself on the railroad tracks and call myself back to my own body. But I'd make sure she'd answer in my body by first locking myself in a padded room, in a straight jacket, with a code. I could absolutely get someone to help me hold the phone to my ear because she's that much of a piece of shit.

>>91246022
It doesn't matter I'll still be the same sack of shit and ruin everything around me eventually

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>call a random chick
>proceed masturbating vigorously

>>91246053

or maybe Harmon and Roiland played the biggest April Fool's joke on everyone by releasing a fake 1st episode

>tfw it's the only redemption this show has

>>91246022
The girl I had a crush on in high school.

>>91246073
A Blo blo blo

>>91246053
>implying there isn't parallel universe with an another citadel of ricks where ricks congregate
Infinite universes, remember?

>>91246274
no, the biggest April Fool's joke was that new Homestar cartoon that was actually released on april fool's day. Meaning that nobody believed the people trying to tell others there was a new Homestar.

>>91246022
Donald Trump.

>>91246084
>>91246158
and then they dont pick up and you just killed yourselves, dicknips.

>>91246395
I didn't think of that....
Don't make me regret thinking you could do a better job.

>>91246401
OP never said whether or not someone could answer the phone for you and just hold it up to your ear for you though.

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A cute girl with an extensive lingerie collection

>>91246395
Unless you are Steve Wozniak (who can hacked the telephone network to call the Pope) it's very unlikely that you'd be able to contact the POTUS like that.
But you can try wade yourself through to the higher position if you the CIA doesn't get you before you get to Donald Trump.

>>91246324
>>91246497
Pretty much.
>>91246395
>proceed to be impeached/assassinated

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>call the indian tech support center
>assume total control
>swap the minds of entire world

>>91246022
Trump,
Putin.
Kim
My own cellphone.
President Madagascar.

Done, let's enjoy the fireworks wiphile banging some ebony bitches.

>>91246805
>trap all humankind on a single body.
Damn, that's sound horrifying.

>>91246084
To be honest I first thought of becoming that girl I liked but never could get and then pleasure myself, but your plan may be better.