Voltron: Legendary Defender

>>91243851
>trap pidge

GIMME

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>>91243891
Take this one.

>>91243903
Pidge is too cute for me

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>>91243903
so is he trap in this picture?

>edition shit

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>>91244028
Yep.

>>91243851
inb4 janitor'd because of bad OP

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>>91243903
>dat Hunkette

>>91243903
> ywn be smothered by lady hunk's boobs

why live?

>>91243903
>Fem!Shiro will never ride you like a bull to help relive all the stress of being team leader

>>91243851
For a moment there I thought that was supposed to be Korra and Asami.

>>91245096
PidgeXZarkon is the only good ship anyway.

>>91241290
Exactly what are you calculating if you only have one "date"?

Also I certainly hope you don't think the show is taking place in 2014.

>>91245096

I'm surprised Shallura was such a huge thing anyway. I guess only really hanging out here made my understanding of vld shipping a bit skewed.

>>91243903
>>91243851
>>91244043
Alluran is a lucky man

>>91243851
I haven't seen any cute femLances yet. It's always Lance with a hair extension.

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Why was this thing so goofy looking? It bothers me. It wasn't a comedic episode, but look at this thing. Look at its fucking brows. Who drew it and thought it's OK?

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>>91245458
Here's one with short hair:

http://mellocho.tumblr.com/post/147121700153/ok-guys-but-what-if
http://mellocho.tumblr.com/post/147359926927/ive-been-thinking-about-these-two-all-week
http://mellocho.tumblr.com/post/147715154394/back-in-the-galaxy-garrison-days

>>91245571
>Who drew it and thought it's OK?
the creators of a Y7 children's action cartoon? what is the issue here

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Is genderbent Coran just the maid from 80's voltron?

>>91244558
No that only happens if the OP is Shiro smokes meme

>>91245644
Not enough. I want sleazeball megadyke femLance

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>>91245571
I think it was a shout-out to Gunmen.

>>91245771
Isn't that what OP is?

>>91243851
>>91243903
I want 63 Hunk and Lance to slap Matt for being a secret pervo.

>>91245822
Megadykes usually have really short hair though

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>>91245571
>>91245688
>>91245772
Don't worry. With the advent of Lotor and his decadent circle of bourgeois barbarians and classy cutthroats, the age of true RoBeast-kino is upon us. The man's got a real eye for luxurious lethality.

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To the one making the hall of anal devastation, go to the kallura tag on tumblr and twitter.
>https://www.tumblr.com/search/kallura/recent
>https://mobile.twitter.com/search/live?q=kallura

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>>91246063

>>91246085
What is wrong with all those people? Were they all molested?

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postin' my favorite keith cosplayer in celebration of the shitllura's salt

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>>91246063
>star vs
>the crew shut down all the gross shippers

Haha, what?

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>>91246085

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>>91246117

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Shallurafag here. What happened?

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>>91246131

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>>91246139

>>91246145
Allura is now officially a teenager, which means shipping her with Shiro is gross and problematic now.

>>91246145
fauxmoralfags are falling on their swords and well, it's just good entertainment.

>>91246085
These tumblrites need help, Shiro was just trying to get her to stop and take a break, there's nothing inappropriate or romantic about it.

>>91246145
Allura is a teenager. That's it. That's literally all that happened.

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>>91246160

>>91246166
Oh really? How old is she? Was it confirmed?

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>>91246203

>>91246203
Ahaha, such irony!

>>91246212
At wondercon, the crew mentioned her being a teenager. no exact age.

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>back in the good old days
>Lotor and Allura as kids
>Allura would regularly change her skin color to resemble Lotor's so he'd feel less alone and the other kids wouldn't pick on him so much
>he's got it bad for his only friend/protector
>Lotor:Y-you know. Like this, we, uh, we kind of look like-.
>Allura: Siblings? I know! Isn't it fun?
>Lotor's face when

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>>91246236

>>91246063
>>91246160
>>91246203
>>91246236
Live by the pedantry die by the pedantry. niggas played themselves.

>>91246063
>>91246085
>All these people saying how gross and uncomfortable they feel now and deleting Shallura stuff

These people are really fucked for life. They can't handle anything slightly problematic (when it isn't even), and instead of just moving on they have to destroy any evidence they once indulged in it.

There's always going to be shit you do as a teen that your adult self is going to look back on and think it was retarded, but these people go the extra mile and wipe their history at any issue that pops up. It really ties in with tumblr's "callout culture" where people will look up shit from years ago to find dirt on people who have probably changed.

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>>91246254
Ah whatever.
Still a cute ship.

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>>91246302

>>91246356
Fuck. Now they want Shiro dead. IM ASHAMED.

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>>91246356

>>91246399
>gap in authority

Allura is a god damn princess.

People still take shipping this seriously?

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>>91246399
Sheith obviously isn't gonna happen but is still a thousand times more romantic than Shallura.

>>91246461
I commited sixteen suicides just today over ships that didn't sail across all mediums.

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gotta love the mice

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>>91246399

>>91246461
Shipping is activism, anon. We can't have problematic activism!

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>>91246461
Yes.

Also Space parents not canon ;(

Shallura being """problematic""" reminds me of the original problematic voltron ship, how do you feel about Shidge, anons?

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>>91246518

>>91246561
Good, Shiro's a terible father

>>91246562
I don't see it. Pidge is not shippable, IMO. I'd get her gangraped by the entire Galra empire before I give her a boyfriend.

When even exactly it became wrong to ship late teens with young adults? I never saw anyone complain about Anakin/Padme (at least not for this reason).

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>>91246580
Last one for now.

>>91246580
Do any of these people ever step back and consider that maybe those scenes weren't "romantically coded" and that's why the writers didn't give a shit about her age?

I'm so baffled by how this changes anything in their eyes.

If these people weren't uncomfortable with Shallura before, why would they be now? It's not like anything they saw as "moments" have changed.

They talk about things having been consensual but going back on that implies Shiro is some kind of predator. Why would you imply that about a character you supposedly like?

>>91246582
Fuck you

>>91245727
I guess the mods really do hate shirosmokes

I'm not really surprised anymore considering how much they suck. star vs doesn't get a general but they get a /d/-tier degeneracy thread.

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I'm so confused right now. I used to dabble in the livejournal fandom shipping days and nobody gave a shit about ages of characters and all that jazz. People would get into retarded shipping wars but it was never about how the pairings were "problematic".

Is the youth this sensitive about shipping nowadays? I have no contact with tumblr fandoms so all this is baffling to me.

>>91246866
It's what happens if you don't grow any sort of skin or have no concept of how the real world works.

Shallura shippers had to deal with it. They were so insisting in the fact that Shiro was an adult and therefore couldnt be shipped with the rest of the paladins, they didnt even once considered that Allura could also be a teenager, and attacking anyone that didnt ship Shallura and call it the superior ship

Lmao, this is just karma. They deserve this

>>91246122
Didn't a story boarder call someone a pedo on Twitter for nsfw starco stuff?
>>91246063
> it's my identity
Holy fuck get a life

>>91246907
The whole age drama was literally started by Shallura shippers. It was a Shallurafag who asked the age question at SDCC last year. Shallurafags spent months saying their ship is pure and unproblematic, unlike those "disgusting Shaladin ships", and now they're getting a taste of their own medicine.

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>That Klancer on tumblr demoralizing the Klance tag with "We're fucked. Kallura is going to happen. This fandom will burn" posts

>>91246907
It's weird to ship shiro with the other paladins because power dynamics.

>>91247006
Well, I hope they say that with all Keith ships in Season 3, considering hes gonna be the leader of Voltron

>>91246866
I don't know where it started, but these days everything needs to have some moral reasoning about it.

It's not just shipping. Even things like criticizing a show or explaining why you don't like something has to have some sort of moral reason behind it. You rarely ever see people express they dislike something just because anymore.

It can get really extreme. With some people using their mental illnesses as an excuse to like or ship something, claiming they use it to "cope." It's led to people on tumblr making others share their abusive pasts and mental illnesses in order to make sure they're "allowed" to ship a particular thing.

I don't think people are sensitive about shipping exactly, it's the morality behind it they get caught up in. Some people won't hesitate to use that morality as a weapon in ship wars.

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>a petition

>>91247050
>they
That's just my personal opinion.

>>91245327
More like 2114.

>>91247093
Ah, no, im sorry, it just thats also a really common argument people against Shiro x paladins use too.

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>>91246236
>adult coded

I'm so ready for this trend of blogger kids misusing the term "coded" to be over.

>>91247077
>vorelance
What

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Why is the rainbow of supposed-genres intermixing not ever a problem, but age is?

>>91247250
>It's Lance eats other paladins episode

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>>91246160
>>91246203
>>91246236
>>91246302
>>91246356
>>91246399
>>91246518
>>91247077
This is why you don't treat your fictional characters like you would reality. You have to have that line or you'll just be sad, broken, and disgusted with yourself.

>>91247332
>You have to have that line or you'll just be sad, broken, and disgusted with yourself.
I have this line but it doesn't help

>>91247354
Sounds unrelated to the effects of shipping cartoon characters.

>>91246518
These people base a show all around the shipping. Some are even mad Lotor will get focus in a season. They should just ship Hunk\Shay if they only want to ship canon.

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>>91246562
Shidge is cute, anon.

>>91247565
>Some are even mad Lotor will get focus in a season
>new villain gets focus

You don't say? God these people are too stupid to exist.

>>91246562
>shipping Pidge with anyone but her brother
Do you even degenerate?

>>91247879
Maybe Shiro and Matt were childhood friends, Shiro's the closest thing she has to a brother right now

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>>91247565
>Some are even mad Lotor will get focus in a season.
>He hasn't even appeared but some already hate him.

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>Lost her husband and son
>Then lost her daughter as well
>Doesn't know that her family is still alive
I hope she didn't commit a suicide.

Reminder that Throk and Bara going on dates to the arena is real.

>>91248089
Poor fuck.

>>91246980
>SDCC last year
>last year
We're not even halfway through the show yet and the fandom's been like this for a year.

>>91248089
>Doesn't know her daughter is piloting a badass lion robot saving the universe
>Thinks she's probably held in a secret prison for stealing government's secrets or ran away and got raped and murdered in some dark alley
>Probably thinks it's her fault

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>thoran

What the hell is that? Thace/Coran?

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>>91247850
future Shidge is literally endgame status.
>Teenage girl comes out of her shell with her mentor/big bro figure
>She grows up and dates other people
>She comes back to mentor/big bro as a full adult and realizes what they have is more than years ago

>>91248180
This person is retarded. Coran doesn't even hate the Galra, not even Zarkon. He knows exactly what Alfor did to those people.

>>91248180
My god, they say Kallura is heteronormative, but they literally force Allura into a mom trope in Shallura

>http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/158870535900/the-idea-that-the-lions-mirror-their-paladins-in
>Lotor is a mute :) *writes ten paras on why he'll be a mute"
Yeah, no. I can't take this theorizer seriously.

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>>91248217
Sounds not bad. Anyway, I'm completely fine with any kind of their relationship.

>>91248180
So shipping her with PTSD Shiro is fine but with Keith it's sexist manpain?

>>91248217
at least he didn't adopt her first

Isn't Allura technically like thousands of years old?

>>91248400
Being frozen doesn't count.

Although I do think they hinted that her species has longer lifespan, but it's not clear how this lifespan is scaled.

>>91247006
>power dynamics.
i feel genuine pity for all the twitter weirdos who can't even bring themselves to enjoy basic-bitch kinks like this.

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Holy shit, all this butthurt around Allura's age is so crazy. Allurafags or shallurafags (I'm not sure about this) are truly madmen. Sadly, that Voltron has a lot of retard fans.

>>91246562
Pidge is Shiro's daughteru

>>91248235
Oh fuck I never considered that. This makes too much sense.
I wonder if with Shiro gone Coran will finally say what he knows? And/ or finally get a paladin history lesson?

>>91246697
No, it's the writers who are wrong!

>>91248566
I think it's majority Klancefags who are threatened that it means Allura is more likely to end up with Keith.

>>91248703
Since season 2 aired, we've come to the conclusion that Coran knows a shitton more than what he's letting on. Way more than Allura. Never had he ever said anything negative about the Galra, and he didn't bolster Allura's hatred either. He simply let her be.

Coran was in the origins flashbacks. He damn well knows why Zarkon went apeshit.

>>91248566
Fuck that image is cute.

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>>91248767
That's exactly what it is.
Shitllura shippers like pic related are still gonna ship it. It's the Klancers who are all "JUMPING SHIP I'M SHAKING RITE NOW"

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>>91245571
It's a Gurren Lagann reference.

>>91248878
I hope I die before I'm posting this kind of things in my forties.

>biophobia

>>91248400
I think we can still use porn and hentai rules of "teens" anywhere from 18 to 10,000 years old.

>>91246117
What the heck is wrong with his eyes, and why does his skin look like plastic?

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Oh no, not the mouse-bathing!

>>91249028
>bathing pets together
>touching hands
>romantic

not to summon the gay spectre of /pol/ but this is some real horseshoe theory shit

>>91249105
>I can't believe the creators allowed Allura to be in the same room as Shiro without a male guardian present, this is SICK

I really want someone to tag a bunch of faux concern over the shallura pedophiles ruining the Voltron safespace.

I want to ship Coran with Allura just so I could trigger people.

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>this is my fetish
I loved it when she changed size/color.

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>>91249028
When did this handholding happen again?

I genuinely don't remember

>>91246085
They mean this:
>>91249515

>>91249001
Lots of Photoshop.

>>91249551
What ep?

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>>91249592

>>91248834
I knew that he knew more than he let on, but I had never put together that it might connect to how he wasn't racist against the Galra.
Also in episode 1 we don't see what leads up to Coran entering the cryo pod. There could be slightly more to that, or maybe he just went with Alfor shared some last words and willingly entered cryo sleep to be there for Allura when she woke.

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Would Sendak wear his military uniform to parent/teacher night or does he have casual clothes?

>>91249652
Casual clothes. The teachers already know he's in the military.

The harassment begins.
>https://twitter.com/lanceslaugh/status/848965139692912643

I'm not even going to bother trying to quote all the instances of it, but do all these Tumblr crybabies not realize you can be both a teen and an adult? 18 is teen and legally adult. And honestly 18/25 isn't that bad of an age difference. I don't really ship it, but romantic or not the "hand holding" scene wasn't inappropriate. He was looking out for her and was basically like no go to sleep. It's not like every time an adult touches a teenager it's inappropriate so wtf are they on about. This is all so stupid, but at the same time I love it.

>>91249894
> This is me talking as a writer
Writer of what? Nothing anyone gives a fuck about I'm sure. Probably just some trash Klance or Shallura space parents fanfic. This whole thing is a dumpster fire and it's beautiful.

>>91250114
I'd put money on her only writing being fanfiction.

Didn't one of the crew at the panel refer to the paladins as something like "a bunch of high school kids" too?

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This is your LGBT representation and you'll like it.

>>91250568
Did you just assume their gender?

>>91250660
Yes you shitlord, these are two cis male Galra.

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The fandom is in shambles. They're all doubting themselves now because they're realizing their headcanons might not come true.

>>91250697
>A guy who is crazy for any girl he comes across
>Making awkward passes on Allura
>Ship him with a guy
>Expect it to come true

Gee, Lois, I wasn't this confused since I visited the kaleidoscope factory.

>>91250697
What show are these klancers watching? If Lance were a girl Kallura would still be happening.

>>91243851
W-Womanspreading!

Stop this gross misandry!

>>91250826
I'm honestly surprised they haven't complained about the manspreading by the Galra from that April fools trailer.

>>91247867
>>91247975
They're predictably all Lancestans too, butthurt their snowflake fancharacter isn't going to Mary Sue save the day like they want him to.

>>91250678
>cis male Galra
there are only those type of Galra!

>>91250988
I've been seeing it thrown around a lot, but what are "stans"?

Does it just mean "fan"? Fan of a character? Is it related to kin?

>>91251050
Stans is the same as fans but crazier.

>All these people saying they are leaving the fandom

Does this actually happen or is it all talk?

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>>91246513
Welcome mice anon, Ms-paint anon here. Can I consider you part of the anons that I'm friendly with?

>>91251050
Stans = fandumb, reference to some Eminem song about a really dumbfuck crazy psycho fan.

>>91251075
>"I'm leaving the fandom, I can't believe Shallura isn't happening!!1!"
And nothing of value was lost

>>91251050
It's a combination of stalker and fan.

>>91251075
It's talk. They'll continue to watch the show and make passive aggressive posts.

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>>91251092

>>91249028
Honesty I would've loved to see that scene because it sounds cute as fuck also because it would be hilarious if that scene was blatantly written for Shiro to treat Allura as his daughteru.

God, the tags are beautiful right now.

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>>91251206
Yay, thanks mice anon
Also requests for various other anons who want to take me up on it
Roast me, the worst you can

>>91250697
>there is SOMETHING there

There is literally NOTHING THERE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???

>>91250697
Are they hung up on the "We had a bonding moment" line from season 1? It's not going anywhere

>>91243903
i want femhunk to wrap her legs around me and snap my neck

>all these Tumblr crybabbies screaming about Klance queerbaiting when the two barely interacted for most of the two seasons
It's not even a good rivalry ship, it's just one guy having a onesided rivalry at the easiest target because of his own confidence issues and the other guy snapping back because nobody likes getting shit on. They barely even acknowledge each other other than "that guy who's most likely to be a dick to me sometimes".

>>91251208
I wanted to see how Keithmouse would've reacted to Shiro, dammit..

>>91247332
Can the edit anon make this image of pidge have red lens flares please?

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>>91251483

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Feeling amazing to be a Kallurafag right now.

>>91247006
>implying shiro wouldnt be a total bottom bitch

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>>91251513
I'm unsettled. I don't appreciate all of these butthurt shippers @ the writers on twitter.

>>91251515
This honestly, that monster Shiro is clearly raping the paladins in their poor delicate penises with his evil pedophilic anus hole.

>>91251568
Well yes that goes without saying. I love the salt, but I don't like the harassment that's happening.

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>>91251483
> People started to delete their blogs just because their cartoon ship may have 6+ years age difference.
>People blame authors in what they haven't done yet
kek

>>91251568
>>91251595
There is also a petition to the writers already.

http://mcclaln.tumblr.com/post/159159224922

>>91249411
Thank you for the slut shiro. He is too good for this fandom.

>>91247006
Shiro can only be shipped with slav, there is no altrenative
Also DEEPEST LORE
If I'm being a dumbass let me know

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>>91251660
>tfw porn of this already exists
>tfw it's also hot as fuck

>>91251646
>http://mcclaln.tumblr.com/post/159159224922
I replied to this
>>91249894
To at least let Lauren and Tim know these faggots are mad because their HC is getting BTFO.

>the petition being signed by Klancers/Shitullra's

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Have you ever been harmed by cartoon character ages?

I WANT HUNK TO FUCK A ROCK

>>91251679
I mean, they could state the ages on the website for clarification, but otherwise the ages aren't really relevant in the show. They could have a birthday episode to help clear it up, where Allura, Coran, and the space mice help celebrate the teams birthdays all at once because they don't fully understand it. Then again, the creators don't give in to the whim of every fan of their show, so that's not gonna happen

How butthurt will they be when the gay represenation will be by Galra or another alien species?

>>91251796
I still hope it's Coran since he's more part of the main cast, and most fujos don't find him attractive, but they'd have to pretend to really enjoy it.

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>>91251773
IT'S HIP TO FUCK ROCKS

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>>91246145
>meanwhile in anime fandoms age-gap pairings are pushed by official sources and tumblr eats it up

Strange world.

>>91251773
I want Hunk to fuck a Pillar Man

>>91251588
and then he dumps the resulting baby on them and runs off to the next fuckable thing

>>91251731
Link that shit.

Also I don't know how to feel about this Pidge.

>>91252011
Someone posted it yesterday, I forgot to save it.

>>91248566
I'm an Allurafag who ships Kallura and I'm loving this shitstorm. Shallurafaggots are getting their just desserts.

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The only thing that kinda bums me out about the Allura reveal is that the drama is overshadowing Pidge's birthday.

>>91252117
Another Allurafag here, I actually like Shallura more than Kallura, it's the only couple the show actually got me to care about on first watch. But most of the fans are shitty Klancers only pretending to care about Allura as a character to keep her away from their shitty OTP so I'm going to bathe in all this salt.

Do writers take note of backlash like this? does it make them change plans???

>>91251980
How many kids does our favorite fuck up have now?

>>91246254
Let's call her 18 done.

VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER: SHALLURA IS BTFO EDITION

>>91252224
They wouldn't care about peoples ships being ruined. It's not the fans story, it's the creators story. If fans happen to guess correctly about certain things, like galra keith, then good for the fans. But otherwise creators will not rely on fandoms for relationship plans

Its pretty shitty how Shallura and Klance shippers are blaming the writers because THEY saw romantic intentions between two people, but no, its the writers fault, they were hinting it. God, how childish they are

>>91252230
I think we're up to fifteen.

>>91251513
The Kallura elders are partying in their wizard castles.

RIP in fucking pieces Shallura.
You won't be missed.

>>91252224
Didn't most of the writers and story boarders contract end? I'm pretty sure that means the story is complete, just not VA'd and animated just yet

>>91252282
Shallurafags were harassing Shaladins for months on end and now the Shallurafaggots are saying she doesn't matter.

>>91252230
Svendak + 13 shlav kids + Alfor jr + 2 shiromelle kids (both of them carrying one each) + 7 shlavromelle kids = 24 not counting the ones that actually died during pregnancy because of his smoking habits

>>91252319
*ages don't matter

>>91252288
We can finally leave the caves and no longer live like Gollum.

My crystal ball and the bones can finally have a nice perch.

>>91252335
Only 3 out of those 24 kids are actually attractive and not abominations. Svendak is the most successful out of those 3.

>shitlluras started the age discourse and space parents bullshit
>use these things to stir up and harass fandom for months
>both btfo at wondercon

This is poetry.

>>91252402
Can't wait for the Broganes discourse to get btfo too.

>>91252437
I can't wait for the Koganefags to get BTFO.

All shallurafags now confirmed pedo

>>91252451
>they're both Asian therefore they must be related to each other and all the 1.5 billion other Asian people out there

>>91252484
I wonder how all the holier-than-thou Shitlluras smut artists feel now.

>>91252335
I didn't know he had kids with Romelle, I hope their mom raised them right, can't have them end up like the shlavs or alfor jr.

>>91252298
I mean they could'nt have done all the seasons though?

>>91252402
Thank fucking god. Shallura was the worst ship in the fandom. Yes, even worse than Klance.

>>91251731
>MAXIMUM SMUG

>>91252266

I'm just worried that they look at backlash and fear it affects views or ratings.

>>91252514
/co/ Shiro will inevitably have a baby with pretty much everyone. Even Varkon.

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SACUURRRAAAAA

>>91252512
>m-muh space parents was cheese pizza all along!

>>91252514
Check the archive for the last thread.

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>>91252484
Kek. I hope people give them shit with it, at least to the ones who harassed people who shipped Shaladin pairings, and not to any nice Shallura fans.

>>91246269
Aw fuck don't make me ship them man

>>91252570
Anyone have access to her Patreon?

>>91252558
Varkon is saving himself for Zarkon. He already knows how much of a slut Shiro is, and won't get with him

>>91252663
Which is why it was so shocking when the DNA test came back positive.

>>91252557
>Implying that the loss of the tumblr fanbase will affect the shows holding with the intended 8-year old target audience
Yeah they could give two shits about what 50 people on twitter have to say

>>91252712
W-what are you saying anon???

>>91252663
How does Shiro keep it so tight? It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.

>>91252712
Everyone knows how much of a slut Shiro is but they always end up in bed with him at the end of the day.

>>91252738
Immaculate conception

>>91252785
When the galra gave him his new arm they also made some other adjustments. he was their favorite prison toy after all.

>>91251075
A few might leave, most won't.

Hey, it's Anal Devastation anon here!
Thanks for everybody who contributed images to the album!

>>91252637
https://www.patreon.com/autumnsacura

>>91251407
this isn't wholly accurate, they do have a certain chemistry and work together well when they need to, but that's just the relationship of a protagonist and his lancer. they are building towards a strong platonic friendship and the klancers are going to string themselves along like suckers the entire way

>>91252838
Post the album on voltron forums, collect the salt

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>>91252484

>>91252839
Yes, do you have access to her rewards?

>>91252785
Shiro doesn't even bother with shopping for non maternity clothes at this point.

>>91252925
This is beautiful

>>91252925
shall I post this on tumblr?

>>91246203
>people called her mom for a reason
Yeah it was to stop her from being a threat to their gay ships without just writing her off because she was an icky girl.

>BUT SHE ACTS SO MATURE
She took her leadership duties seriously and her people were at war? Was she supposed to say screw you dad and lock herself in her room so she could spend all her time on the Atlean equivalent of tumblr?

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>>91252958
Twitter too, pls.

>>91252958
It was from there.

>>91252958
Yes, and screenshot the results please

>>91253005
i don't see it in the shallura tag

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>>91243903
I'm gay for Genderbend Pidge.

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It's only been up for like three hours and it already has almost 400 signatures.

>>91253056
There's already an anti-shallura tag

>>91253148
Post your reaction when creators do this and pidge turns out to be 15 and lance is 17 and all the anti pancers collectively flip their shit

People were right about loads of Shallura shippers being black weeaboos. I'm browsing around for fun and there are a lot of them.

>Klance HAS to happen THIS IS FROM THE SAME TEAM THAT GAVE US KORRASAMI!!!

I don't know what they were expecting if they were using Korrasami as proof that there'd be gay shit.

>>91253148
What I find hilarious is they're all acting like the writers are hoarding the exact ages of the cast to apparently torment them when it's more likely they never thought to give them specific ages because they didn't foresee the fanbase being so retarded about shipping.

>>91253275
>Shallura shippers then: Allura is a space mom and Shiro's wife!
>Shallura shippers now: Allura is a lesbian and in love with Shay - miss me with that straight shit.

>>91253275
This is going to sound rather insensitive, but I honestly could not see non-blacks be Shallurafgas.

>>91253302
Honestly we should be grateful there's no recurring female character that's Allura's age or else this whole thing would be infinitely more messy.

>>91253350
Oh just wait until Romelle shows up.

Now they're getting mad at the VLD staff because there are "no adult women" in the show. Why do they just forget Haggar like that?
Also Romelle is gonna fuck Shiro and it's gonna be glorious.

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>>91253301
I like to imagine Lauren and Joaquim drinking wine and laughing maniacally at all these freakouts.

>>91253373
Isn't she Allura's cousin? Well I guess they'll have to give her a different back story this time.

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>>91253302
I don't know why some tumblr users, even artists, complain about seeing straight ship art sometimes. It's not the end of the world, just people kissing

>>91253408
She was also Sincline's sex slave in GoLion and constantly raped

>>91253397
And she's going to be a proud heterosexual woman that is not afraid of getting Shiro's dick.

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>>91253440
Oh dear.

>>91253148
Oh my god
>As most people know, a 25 year old and a teenager should not be interacting romantically.
To an outsider it sounds like they did lovey dovey stare-in-the-eyes things when really all those "romantic instances" are just Shiro being a concerned team leader.

>>91253404
Oh shit, did you draw this? I know someone mentioned drawing him as handsome squidward yesterday, so good job

>>91253463
Who knew all those times a teacher or an older adult I wasn't related to showed concern for me or put a hand on my shoulder, they were really trying to tell me they were in love with me.

>>91253467
Nope, I just found it here: https://notllorstel.tumblr.com/post/159164785476

>>91253404
>this is how Lotor looks like to the other Galras

>>91246580
I wonder if this guy realizes that Katara was a few years older than Aang. Which means for a while Katara was an "adult" while he was not.

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>>91253508
Obligatory

>>91253521
>Katara and Aang had to stop dating for two years until Aang turned 18
lol

>>91253487
You heartbreaker!

You guys want me to link the album? I'm adding new pics all the time. The salt never ends.

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I hate Keith, all of season one he was an edgy fuck and then all of season two is just muh gallra heritage.He is the Kristen Stuart of this show with no other use than to be the edgy competent guy with the sword. Klance is fucking cancer but the reason it exists is because when Keith is with Lance on screen they act as foils to eachother and produce some funny scenes. The only reason why the character is half as liked as he is is because we don't know anything about him. That relationship with Shiro that was clearly there since ep 1 still have no fucking idea what is going on there. How is Keith galra, whoops need to wait till next season. Keith is as popular as he is because internet autists can project on his blank slate, hell even the furry crowd is getting into the circle jerk now. His only charachter flaws are that he is impulsive and reckless which does not show up when he is outside of the lion. But really you want to know who the real loser is here? Me for writing an essay on this shit fucking character to come to terms with the fact you bargain brand weebs put him on a pedestal.

>>91253655
He's pretty, anon. That's all that matters.
He's also Texan.

>>91246461
The only good thing about shipping is watching shippers self destructing every time their headcanon remains as such.

I made a blog to shit in the tags once the ultimate BTFO happens and we're baking cakes.
https://frmcotou.tumblr.com/ Follow so that my posts will appear in the tags, I need a certain amount of followers

>>91246503
>I commited sixteen suicides just today
Which methods did you use to end your life?

>>91253624
Sure, post it.

>>91253624
Please. These anti tears are restoring my youth.

>all this Shallura h8
Tall poppy syndrome.

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>>91253655
Do you want to hate fuck Keith, anon? You can admit it.

>>91253895
I think people hated it because it was coopted by Klancers who are easily the most obnoxious group in the fandom.

>>91253655
lol

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Any Pidge anons here to celebrate her birthday?

>>91253895
They started the age discourse and space parents shit. They deserve to get rekt in this dumpster fire.

>>91253932
I...mean.. he is pretty. and I do hate him.
but it would be like fucking a corpse.
Which is not the end of the world.... Yeah, I would do it.

>>91253275
I hate Shallura since the very start and this was one of the main reasons.

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>>91254067
Face fuck him while you're at it.

>>91254050
>implying I still don't ship them as space parents
Allura is a team mom no matter what age she is and Shiro is the definition of daddy.

I bet those Allura fans who didn't like her being pushed into the 'space mom XDD' role by the fandom are pretty happy right now.

>>91254110
You must be the annoying Shallurafag everyone here loathes.

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Sorry anons not my best work. It would be a lot easier if i could've found a Lotor in higher res than 240p and if cutting out Kalternecker didn't leave such an abnormal shape. I'll probably revisit this idea when we have actual Lotor pics.

>>91253148
I don't even get what their endgame is here. They say the staff wronged them by Shiro and Allura touching hands for 1 second not leading to anythinf. Do they want it cut from the show? Do they want flashing signs on the screen to help interpret the show? By now we know everyone's age relatively anyhow. Allura could be 200 years old prior cryopod, she could still be an altean teenager.

>>91254110
Kill yourself.

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>>91254067
>it would be like fucking a corpse.

No, it wouldn't. He would whine for a while and say he hates it but then he would start drooling and making ahegao faces and raising his hips so you can fuck him harder.

>>91254110
Except they've both shown that they're just as capable of being immature and goofy like the rest of the team.

>>91254197
kek

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And as I mentioned I also have this one. He's having a nuggie induced flashback.

All the anons who said Allura was a teen and Shallura was bullshit were right all along.

>>91254197
Beautiful work, maestro.

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>>91254035
Happy birthday to pidge, from Ms-paint anon!

Shallura Hall of Anal Devastation. Spread the link!
http://imgur.com/a/wB9ki

>>91254227
Keith is the biggest slut in bed. That's why Zarkon can't let such a fine piece of ass go.

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>>91254299
Will we get any Zeith content in S3 anons? ;_;

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>>91254254
DID YOU DRAW THIS ASDAKLGHASDDIOF
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, HAVE EVERY AWARD EVER
I never expected anyone to take my silly doodles and turn them into something more, I love all ya'll anons :')

>>91254228
Just like a regular mom and dad.

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>>91254357
I pray for it but I know it won't happen. We still have season 1...

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>>91254289
Beautiful!!!

>>91254289
MASTERPIECE!

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Do guys think best Voltron will ever get so much as a reference

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>>91254369
No that was just me, Edit-Anon again. I found the original pic from the /cock/ thread.

>>91254357
Lotor's going to try and slip in on his dad's side of the bed.

>>91254289
>106 images
wew lad

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>>91254420
You already have Throk, anon.
They may throw you a bone by naming Bara Hazar.

>>91254289
Bookmarking this and sharing it on my twitter

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>>91254427
It's still good nonetheless, never stop being great edit anon

>>91254110
Coran is the mom.

>>91254167
Yep, that's our resident Shitllura.

>>91254257
Yet people kept denying it.

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>>91254488
Sad people forget the true mom of the team.

>>91254289
Is this the power of /co/ magic?!

>>91254488
>Yet people kept denying it.

People also denied the claims that Allura will pilot a lion, and look it at now. Motherfuckers getting BTFO

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Happy Birthday Green Goblin!

>>91254488
Coran is the granny from new Zealand, he even has the mustache to go along woth it.

People are seriously saying Allura was "de-aged" to being a teen so the writers could "force" Kallura.

>>91254437
Keith doesn't realize until it's too late.

>>91254289
This is wonderful anon. Will you be doing one for Klance as well?

>>91254544
>too late

Lotor's dick is smaller than Keith's anon. He's going to know the difference by the shift in the bed alone.

>>91254544
Keith's chastity belt protected him from an unwanted pregnancy but Lotor still spent the entire night stroking his thighs and sniffing his mullet.

>>91254254
>He actually murdered his little brother on purpose and made himself good nuggets to eat afterwards
What a bitch move

>>91253404
Oh shit I just saw this. Much better than mine.

>>91254476
Thanks MSP-Anon. I save all your stuff in case I come up with any good ideas. My MSP-Anon folder has more than 60 pics now.

>>91254289
Man, first Naruto,m then Bleach, and now Voltron have halls
Any other series got one yet?

>>91254561
Yep, when the time comes!

>>91254542
Well I woukdn't expect more from people that think that a quick grab of the hand that no one even ackowledged was a romantic moment, not Shiro being a concerned leader.