I have no intentions of ever going out to see this movie, Can

>>91239813
>Baby talks like grown man
>Laugh about that for 1h 37m
>Go home empty with $15 less to your name

The baby gets dropped halfway through the movie and the rest is speech therapy

>>91239813
dawwww look at the little baby!!!! so cute.... fuck

>>91239813
Baby KND is jealous that puppies are leeching into their shares of love from their parents. Employ toddler sleeper agents to investiagate who are given high intelligence due to a secret formula the organization supplies; should they fail, they're dumped with their pretend families and deprived of the elixir, turning them into regular children. One of their agents went rogue when he grew lactose intolerant of the formula, turning him into a regular infant. He grew up retaining his hatred of his old organization and started the massive spike in puppy love with the company he founded out of pure spite. Baldwin's character and his surrogate brother have to work together and save the day.

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>>91239946

>>91239946
That... That doesn't make sense. But did I really expect anything coherent?

>>91239813
>Kid wants a dog
>Parents have better news, he's getting a baby brother instead
>Kid is disappointed, but tries to make the most of it
>Baby is very bossy and demanding
>Kid hates baby and tries to get rid of him
>He manages but of course there are consquences
>He tries to get him back but it's not that easy
>He manages and the boss baby and him have a heart to heart
>All is well, the end

There you go, OP. Oscar worth ain't it? You sure you don't want to support Dreamworks by buying their wonderful movies?

>>91240680
Do we at least get some shots of the mom when she's pregnant?

>>91240711
The baby shows up via taxicab.

>>91239946

Can confirm

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>>91240720
>can't even get fap bait from this fucking movie

Literally useless, I hope it bombed.

>>91240711
There is no pregnancy. Boss Baby's adopted.

>>91240758
Look, the baby is of legal age. He's a grown man's brain in a baby's body.

>>91240787
That doesn't answer where babies come from.

>>91240806
Then why no breastfeeding?

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>>91239946
Which one goes rouge?

>>91240837
Francis E. Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co.

>>91240837
i bet one of the nigs, cuz they aren't all the same hehe

or NOT one of the nigs since they are all good boys who dindu nothing ever

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Why is the kid's head so big?

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>mfw the puppies and babies stop the entire movie and start praying to Allah and denouncing the Jewish faith as nothing but a corporate monster
Muslims or Juden...i don't know whats worse

>>91240815
She's probably had her tubes tied or something, but think about this -- he's a grown man in a baby's body and he's stripped down at different points of the day for changing and baths.

The lady has to touch him at those points there at least, so there's that. There's some clip where he's getting changed and having his butt slapped or something. I'm sure someone out there can find value in it.

>>91240711
I could have sworn she had a big belly somewhere in the start.

>>91240837
None of them. He's one of those legendary spies that turn on the bureau kind of deals.

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>>91240554
Given that it's a feature length movie "based" on a picture book?

>>91241668
what's the difference between that and a comic

>>91240859
neoteny