Which one's the final boss of the series?

That boy gotta titty on his head

>>91237197
I'd say evil Morty

Rick is.

Now that you're pointing this out, them joining forces would make for a good endgame.

Before the season 3 premiere I would've said whoever the president of the federation is, but he turned out to be a fairly generic bugman who shit himself when the economy got ruined.

Now, I'd say either one of the two in pic related, or somebody who's gonna come out of nowhere right before the end

Evil Jerry

>>91237276
Shot himself* is what I meant to type.

>>91237197
These 2 will fuck

>>91237230
This is the right answer.

Rick vs Jerry

have we even seen evil morty since season 1?

>comedy show starts out with short bursts of dramatic elements to underpin the comedy
>drama shows up more and more and is extremely repetitive (choose your flavor: morty is fucked up because of rick or JESUS CHRIST GET A DIVORCE ALREADY)
>poorly done drama now drives the plot of the show even more than comedy does and a narrative is thrown over character's that can't support it

Fucking help

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>>91237197
>I love watching Bukakke but I mean like I dunno if I personally would ever do it.
She's not a villain. She's literally /ourgirl/

>>91237489

He's been laying low since whatever he was planning got fucked up and the Council became suspicious.
Now that Rick has crippled them, Evil Morty will come back out. Wouldn't be surprised if his new debut is kicking them while they're trying to rebuild.

>>91237197
I'd love to see them team up to take Rick on, Rick needs an opponent who he won't just blow out of the water right away.

>>91237197
The pupils really bother me, can't shake it.

>>91237197

If, by final boss, you mean the person who finally kills Rick, it'll probably be C-137 Morty.

>>91237489
No. He was just supposed to be a joke originally. The writers said they would bring him back because of the fan reaction.

>>91237607
Hits so low

>evil morty teams up with Jerry
>evil morty teams up with tammy
>backstabs both of them

who knows

>>91237643

What is Evil Morty's end-game, anyway?
Why was he pointlessly torturing so many of his own?

>>91237643
What about Phoenix Person?

>>91237683
To kill Rick 0, the Rick that started the endless suffering of all Morty's.

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>>91237197
>No mulan Mcnugget sauce
The final boos has been right in front of us this whole time

>>91237366
Tammy was loyal enough to climb the ranks of an alien federation she knew basically nothing about just to rebuild birdman. If she wanted to fuck morty she would have done it on earth.

only one more equinox part to go

>>91237197
Punished Jerry.

>>91238198
This isn't /wfg/ friend

>>91237558
this
tammy is my spirit guide

>>91238254
i fucked up

>>91237598
She got Rick because he got him in his one weakness: his friends.

>>91237197
What if Tammy is a Morty?

>>91238215
>He's smarter than Rick

>>91237319
It worked either way

>>91238215
I bet it Evil Morty shows up and arms Feral Jerry you'd have an enemy that'd give Rick a run for his money.

>>91237276

>implying thats the real president

>>91238106

Wasn't she the one who killed him in the first place? I figured she had him rebuilt less out of love and more because he'd be useful to her somehow.

>>91237197
Krombopulous Micheal, seeking revenge on Morty. Not for running him over, but for stealing his kill

Final boss is body-swapped Rick. Which will be the true form of evil Morty. That's the real reason he was killing all the other Ricks. He wanted to be the One Rick.

>>91239045
She's been eating bird-person chowder for months, she had to keep the vessel active. I guess he next best bet at taking Rick down though, is finding Unity.

Neither. The second episode of Season 3 will show them both dead, killed by totally unrelated third parties

>>91237197
Tammy still has empathy, as shown by her love for Phoenixperson. Evil Morty doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, which makes him the more dangerous.

>>91237277
Okay, now I really want Jerry to be a reoccurring antagonist in season 3. He shows up for a few minutes every episode or two with a plan to take down Rick, then fails miserably.

>>91237197
that's from Invincible.

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>>91237197
>>91237230
I'd go with this one.

>>91237607
I feel you. Every once in a while I see their fucked up star pupils and it pulls me out of the show for a sec. I get that it's supposed to be a style, but it's just distracting.

>>91240114
>Every once in a while I see their fucked up star pupils and it pulls me out of the show for a sec

this

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how did she survive this with no battle scars
every other bug guy in the room was dead by this point so he had a good while before reinforcements came

do these fucking hack writers not know what happened 1 episode ago

>>91237197
For the loveo'God... Turning into a second "Evil Morty" is MC Morty's character arc.

It's hard to call the series protagonist the "Final Boss" with a straight face.
That said, Tammy has one, maybe two seasons left to live.
Bird-person might be Rick's-BFF-tier badass, but Rick just overthrew the interdimensional counsel of Ricks, AND the galactic government, just as a move to undermine Jerry's role in the family.
Phoenix-person is dead already, he just doesn't know it. (KEK)
... Sooooo... how's he gunna protect Tammy from Rick's wrath?

>>91240384
Galactic Federation has great plastic surgery.

>>91240392
What if our Morty is literally Evil Morty, through temporal shenanigans?

Isnt divorce Jerry a different jerry from when they mixed up tickets in that arcade episode?

>>91240460
Here's the thing, I don't think Rick is ever going to be stupid enough to mess around with time travel.
But if that "Doc Brown and Marty" day ever arrives ... yeah, makes sense.

>>91239880
We don't know anything about evil Morty's motives or personality, besides his apathy towards hurting others to kill Ricks
>>91237197
Anyone could be the final boss but Tammy. Tammy was just a plot twist pulled right out of their ass to justify ending on a cliffhanger.

>>91237686
Midseries boss at best

>>91240557
does it really matter? their lives were likely virtually identical

>>91240557
Yeah, probably.
But thats not even the scary bit.
This Beth and Summer arn't 'our' ricks first family.
'Our' morty is sure as shit not 'our' ricks first morty.
When all the other ricks laugh at him for actually caring about his family the joke really is on him.
Everyone Rick has ever known IS expendable.

>>91239880
I'd say it's the complete opposite, Tammy is obviously just using bird person, she literally turned him into a zombie weapon.

Evil Morty clearly had an agenda in his one appearance: freeing Mortys from their Ricks. In the end all those Mortys whose Ricks died got to live normal lives, which was clearly his plan from the beginning. Remember how the mind-controlled Rick encouraged the Mortys to rise up and kill him right at the end?

>>91237197
I really want to see this team up now.

So is she a human, or just a species that happens to look like humans

>>91240652
"You said you didn't care what we called him just as long as we brought him back!" Tammy could have used anyone in the universe, but she chose to use her vast resources to resurrect her husband.

Here's a question:
WTF makes our Morty and Evil Morty so much smarter than the other Mortys?

Think about it, in this last episode Morty refered to one of his doppelgangers as "a Morty" with condescension.
He doesn't even identify with them anymore.

>>91240652
I think you're letting the Tammy hate circlejerk cloud your judgement. It was pretty funny to say "Fuck Tammy" for about a week, but at this point people are acting like Tammy actually killed a real person. The writers clearly included that little scene to throw a bone to people who liked Bird Person, and to humanize her a little bit. Show that, ruthless as she was, deep down she loved him and his bird cock.

Reminds me of people who sent death threats to the actress who played Skyler White, because they were angry at the character.

>>91240722
Who knows? It's not like our Morty is actually a hidden genius, he still does stupid shit. Like the laser pistol thing

>>91240756
>>91240722

He likely just hates himself

>>91240777
Just like Rick
Nice trips.

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>>91239045
Tammy most likely had Bird Person rebuilt as a physiological weapon against Rick.
And on a serious note, was Tammy a insect alien converted into human form genetically?

>>91240451
then why does bird person look like shit

>>91240641
>Rick does honestly care about his family but something always fucks up his family causing him to hop dimensions
>he left to take down the government that was ruining his status quo because the status quo is all he's ever known besides enjoying Jerry suffer
>each time he grows more distant and fucks around with his family because he knows they're not his family, just similar replacements
>and that's what he is to them aswell, albeit unknown on their behalf
>any care he has for others and vice versa is squandered by the logic of the situation
>the only thing missing from his status quo is the Szechuan sauce

I feel like it's something similar to Dr. Venture. Doc cloned his kids so that if anything happened there was a reset button to bring things back to normal. In Rick's case he just takes over other Ricks' lives to achieve the same result.

>>91238106
>loyal
>knew nothing about
Did you even watch the season 2 finale? She was a federation mole before the first time we saw her. She's probably not even human.

>>91240952
She was clearly just Summer's extremely slutty friend before the writers decided to pull an "unexpected villain" twist with her, a la Zootopia, Big Hero 8, Wreck It Ralph, Frozen.... pretty much every modern Disney movie.

Her being an undercover agent was not alluded to or forshadowed in any capacity. In fact, the entire cliff hanger at the end was pulled out of thin air because nobody could think of where to take the show. It was a good finale, I'm not complaining. The show just doesn't have as deep a lore as most of the fans think.

>>91240043
>he is in every episode
>but only ever in the background, with more and more elaborate traps and plans each episode, which all fail spectacularly
>the main characters never even notice him

Tammy's sexy as hell in that uniform.

>>91241011
>ends up the shadow leader of the new galactic government

>>91240921
The design of RaM's SciFi characters are often "influenced" (stolen) from old toy-lines and there used to be a He-Man toy that was a "bird-person".

>>91240990
>Her being an undercover agent was not alluded to or forshadowed in any capacity.
Doesn't that make her a better secret agent

>>91241023
>still doesn't know what his job is

>>91240990
>references a bunch of movies where you can tell who the villain is by paying attention
You gotta pour some more points into your perception check anon.

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>>91241040

>>91240384
Easy, she's not human anymore. Both bird person and her have matching cybernetic enhancements.

Evil Morty is just a taste of what our Morty will eventually become.

>>91240756
Actually our Morty seems super willing to kill Rick. This is number two on the times he's been up for killing Rick, most Mortys probably are too meek to kill their Rick. The difference between Evil Morty and Our Morty is they'll kill others easily. He's not as smart as Rick but he can improvise decently and he is easily pushed into a murderous rage. Fun

>>91242112
My point is he was too stupid to even look at his gun and see the message

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Would you let him show you his Pog collection?

>>91237197
MULAN SPECIAL MCDONALD SEISCHUAN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

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This guy

>>91237205
well then tough titties

I just really want the final boss to be a completely different person with intelligence that surpasses Rick himself. Hopefully evil Morty. I lack of Rick would allow the Morty to flourish intelligently (afterall, he has Rick's genes).

>>91240938
This Morty is breaking the status quo, or at least is the second Morty to start breaking the status quo if Evil Morty is the original Morty of this Rick.

>>91239235
I feel like Evil y is inside iCal atm, and is trying to do everything he can to mess with him and Mortys relationship. That's why we see Pickle Rick has yet to happen , real Ricks consciousness is somewhere out there

>Rick and Morty starts as a really funny show that slaps you in the face with things you never expected to see
>Fun dynamic between Rick and Morty
>Rick's development is interesting. Does he really love Morty or what?
>Summer starts getting bigger roles and regularly ruins the episodes she's in
>Jerry and Beth constantly reusing the same drama gets older faster than the reused episode mechanics of R&M's adventures
>Cut to new season
>Morty is a genuinely fucked person who is morally all over the place
>Summer is a strong independent woman who is great and resourceful and don't need no Morty to rescue her beloved family!
>Jerry and Beth actually divorce
This show fucked itself. It had the chance to continue being great and it just threw that out the window.

>>91242530
>Summer is a strong independent woman who is great and resourceful and don't need no Morty to rescue her beloved family!
She literally causes herself and Morty to get abducted and potentially murdered by the Council of Ricks because she's on a psychotic breakdown and can't be bothered to try and understand what her brother is trying to accomplish.
I'm not sure what your issue is.
She's not portrayed as flawless, and her idea of doing shit herself backfires 3 times over 1) Gets them stuck in a different world 2) Almost gets Rick killed 3) Almost gets herself killed.

At this point all I can see in that point is that you're upset that a female character was part of the plot and did stuff.

>>91237581
Implying they CAN rebuild. I think the council is finished and any survivor might try to take revenge against our Rick.

It's a good thing not every rick was part of the council. C-137 Rick did state that a few thousand versions of himself made it a reality.

>>91237197
evil morty obviously

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>>91237230
This guy gets it.

>>91237197
I just noticed that the top image of Evil Morty is a parody of that one Invincible page with evil Mark.

>>91237230
/thread

>>91237230
butterbot

>>91242161
pawg

>>91242078
That's cute

Mr. Poopybutthole
He's gonna kill Beth for nearly paralyzing him

>>91237558
I wonder if the appeal of bukkake really strongly varies between genders. As a guy, I both like watching it and I would be fine with cumming on someone's face, but getting cummed on is a whole different ball game. I'm not really freaked out by cum, rather the act, or more precisely being the target of it. Can some women comment?

>>91242977
if you're going to engage in group sex with another guy you're going to get his spunk on you even without that being the goal (and you'll get yours on him)

in your case you consider the act of ejaculation to be one of dominance (whether over a willing or unwilling recipient) and so the thought of being ejaculated on unnerves/disgusts you

however since it's no worse than your own spoo there's really no difference in the case of incidental friendly fire, but you'll likely find if you're ever in that situation that it makes you irrationally angry

being the willing target in the act of bukkake (and not for money, as almost all porn is, but for enjoyment) would require an individual be either a sexual sub or willing to play that part for the 'reward', since a lot of men are required and some of them, like yourself, will be absolutely disgusted by the sight, sound and smell of a room full of guys jacking it and will need maximum encouragement of their fantasy scenario in order to seal the deal

however the target may actually view themselves as the dominant partner - rather like the leader of a pack or head of a eusocial colony, receiving tribute from lesser beings

ultimately it's more about psychology than sexual gratification and as you know, people are all kinds of different crazy

>>91237197
I'm honestly tired of all the plot in this show. It's well done for being such a clisterfuck, but it's just too gloomy for me personally. Everyone's shit, no redemption.

>>91243056
>and smell of a room full of guys jacking it
Most guys don't notice the musk their own body produces when they jack off unless they get a breath of fresh before going back into the room, and I'm not talking about the semen, that's a different smell. But if it's a bunch of other guys I guess they'd notice it since it's not their musk.

>>91240043
Sorta like Butters as Professor Chaos?

>>91240921
Phoenix Person, mind you

>>91237230
specifically Rick prime.

>>91242148
Yea good point.

Jerry.

>>91237230

The legitimate correct answer.

Where are all those pictures of Tammy coming from? I watched the episode and never saw her anywhere. Do I just need my eyes checked?

>>91243394

Post-credits scene. You always watch for the post-credits scene with this show.

>>91243404
Dammit, I had forgotten this show had those. Thanks anon.

>>91237683
Self loathing seems to be a family trait>>91237686

>>91237230
Before the premiere I would have disagreed, but they alluded to this very heavily. There's no question now.

>>91243056
I really hate human beings and the way ape societies work in general. Nutty, gross, hairy little forever wanking faggots.

>>91237277
I like to think evil Jerry is just an evil version of Jerry that's not smart or anything just a tad more evik

>>91241034
Stratos looks nothing like Birdperson, though.

I bet summer pissed her pants when Rick held her at gunpoint.

>>91243976
That's nothing to be ashamed of though in a life and death situation

>>91237634
Huh, really? Seemed like they at least left it open intentionally, even if it wasn't an immediate plot point.

>>91242530
>Morty is a genuinely fucked person who is morally all over the place
How, because he doesn't view the other Mortys as something worthwhile? He still has the same moral direction he's held for a while now, the only time we've seen him be truly off the scale was in Look Who's Purging Now.

>>91240990
>he thinks Disney created the surprise villain trope in the last 10 years
You might enjoy watching some movies made before 2000. There are a lot of really cool ones.

>>91242173
If that guy was to have succeeded he would have done so, our time moves at a fraction of his time, a day after that adventure was over he had assuredly died of old age.

>>91242977
I only want one person's cum on me, and not in my fucking hair, but he always fucks up and gets it in my hair.

>>91237230
This

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>>91237197
Neither

>>91237197
Why not both?

>>91237277
They already used Doofus Jerry in the comics

>>91242161
what kind of pogs?
i don't think i can relate to NEW pogs, i need me my tiny toons pogs and shiet
animaniacs at least.

>>91241018
She got my penis tingling in that scene.

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>>91237558
That girl with the brown hair sitting on the couch is a major cutie as far as R&M girls go.

>>91244403
Do you think his pog collection made it?

>>91240392
>but Rick just overthrew the interdimensional counsel of Ricks, AND the galactic government, just as a move to undermine Jerry's role in the family.
I can't believe people still think he was serious. Ricks aren't that smart, they just want you to think they are.

>>91237366
>in fanart only

Remember, Morty is *only* 14 and leddit & tunglr will bitch if he gets put in a sexual situation with anyone, even Jessica. :'( u nasty pedos.

I still remember the massive shitfit they threw about the jellybean.

>>91240990
>implying them making her a secret agent later means she wasn't one before that moment
christ man, your autisms showing. The simple act of her being a mole means she was a secret agent from the begining and the fact that she was there in the beginning and referenced her previous roles means they acknowledged it and tied it into something.

>>91242148
I'm gonna bet that the ass seeds he stuck in his ass for the season premiere are making him smarter. Then eh'll catch up to rick in brains and maybe fight him.

>>91246709
I hope so, I want to see it

>>91237230
Tpbp

>>91240734
>>91240719
I actually don't hate the character at all, I find her interesting, 8 guess I just read into that scene completely differently to everyone on this board.

To me it really didn't seem like she had any real emotions for bird person and she was just using him as a weapon, but I guess we'll see.

As for why she'd use bird person as her weapon specifically? I don't think there's any real logical reason it's just more entertaining for us as the audience this way.

>>91240722
I think his adventures with the "Rickest Rick" have just made him more worldly than the average Morty. I mean I doubt any of the other Mortys have bailed on their original universe, they're all likely more similar to episode 1 Morty or Marty from the old shorts.

>>91242977
Gay bukkake is great and I love watching it but straight bukkake doesn't really appeal to me, especially when the woman looks uninterested/tries way too hard to be "sexy".

Would not participate unless it was with close friends/crushes.

>>91247193
likely to fuck with rick (but wouldn't it only just piss him off more? maybe they're counting on that to make him irrational?) doubt it has anything to do with tammy actually liking birdperson, she was just a plant and he a target from the beginning.

>>91246999
That'd be a hell of a scene
Cycling putting more seeds up his ass and detoxing from the paralyzation.
Eventually using the residual intelligence gains to do something about a Rick fuck-up.

Or just finding his way to Dog Dimension and grabbing an intelligence enhancing helmet from Snuffles.

>>91246943

>I still remember the massive shitfit they threw about the jellybean.

They were mad about jellybean? Why, was it too triggering or something?

>>91246943
The show has literally shown Mortys being horribly killed. Being stomped to the point your eyes pop out is not pleasant to see, let alone happening to a teenager.

If the Jellybean was too much, that's a weird place to put the 'line'

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>>91242977
Used to go to gangbang parties hosted by a couple with a wife that loved the shit out of it. I think for females its a turn on because you get a shit load of dudes hard enough to want to just cum all over you. Which in turn validates that you are still hot shit.

Here is question for you anon, do you get freaked out if you're able to perform oral well enough to a point you make a chick squirt?

so now that all federation money is worth nothing
who is paying Tammy to control Phoenix Person?
and how paid to build PP?

>>91249686
Americans are far more offended by sex than violence

>>91250152
female ejaculate is literally just urine

>>91237230
>the final episode is Rick meeting God

>>91250162
Its only worthless on Earth.

The federation's influence and power obviously expands in other places in space

>>91250494
>meeting
I think you mean killing.

>>91250534
>Its only worthless on Earth.
then why would any of the bug people care? he tanked their whole economy, which is what destroyed the federation

>>91237558

Best taste

There are people in /d/ that actually want girls to fart on them

>>91237230
Who will defeat Rick?

>>91241039
I guess in the same way that the dog being the real mastermind in Silent Hill was a great twist (although it's worth noting that it was a gag ending). I'm fine with no "incriminating scenes" that spell it out for the audience. I'm just pointing out that they pulled this out of their ass and yet all the fans are admiring the genius of it all.
>>91241065
These had clues, so bad example, but they were clearly only used as villains because the writers needed one and thought that using a minor, insignificant character is cutting edge writing. It isn't.
>>91244173
>implying I think Disney invented the trope
I didn't say that. I said they abused it. Ran it into the ground. Family Guy didn't invent cutaway gags, but it did hijack and Allah ackbar the very concept.

>this much damage control over shitty writing
Dan, take a break, man. Let Justin have a turn. At least he listens to criticism instead of using it as validation for a persecution complex.

>>91240722

Going to another universe and killing the Morty of that universe to take his place scarred him big time

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>>91237197
Neither. it's Rick

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either this or he saves all the multiverse

>>91250553
No. Meeting. turns out it was his Exwife

>>91250794
>Jerry moves in with him after the divorce

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This guy, obvsl.

Weren't any of you assholes paying attention?

>>91240384

To be fair, she was presented in her uniform

Her face doesn't nessesarily need to have the scar

>>91246943
so, you're a pedophile then?

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>>91241034
Pretty sure he's Hawk from the horrible 70s Buck Rogers

>>91251281
This, she probably got squanched from asshole to navel at the very least

>>91250459
It's not, but unsurprisingly people on 4chan have little anatomical knowledge. There's a lot of debate and disagreement about what exactly it is and where it comes from but the one thing doctors do agree is that it's not urine.

EVIL MORTY IS NEVER COMING BACK

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Was it pog or pawg? I'm hoping its the latter

>>91251874
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract

>>91244757
The magic of normal eyes

>>91251923
>chemically similar but not urine

>>91251977
Our definition of urine is too restrictive

>>91251977
>urine alone, and urine diluted with substances from the female prostate

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>>91251874
>It's the mouth. It's where the sound is coming from, and the sound always comes from the mouth.
>Well, all I know is that when we tried to feed him there, it winked at me.

>>91237683
As far as I remember the torture wasn't pointless. It was to generate a cloaking field to hide himself from the Ricks.

>>91237366
Nah.

Morty has much better targets

>>91250152
that's how you drown

>>91240451
They can turn ballsacks into hearts, soooo I'd say yeah.

>>91250623

Probably evil Morty. Rick just proved he could beat any other Rick that stands in his way

>>91250623
I cast my vote for suicide

>>91240384
Remember when Jerry got wasted in the alien hospitol? General crushing is covered under fed+ medical.

>>91250623
Morty. he is the Mortiest Morty

>>91241023
Political satire.

>>91244215
Infinite universes.

>>91253915
Then your last thought shall be going out as a sex champ.

Who will then win a darwin award.

One thing that bothers me is that if every Rick needs a Morty then how many Ricks must die for there to be a surplus of them? We know that not all Beths marry and it's logical to assume that not marriages produce a second kid but every Beth must have had a Rick.

>have sex with a criminal just so you can catch all his friends

now that's dedication

>>91257302
Honeypot, oldest tricky in the book.

>>91257179
Every instance rick almost died, a rick died.

Come on man.

>>91257651
If there are infinite universes, even if they each have at least one difference from each other, there are an infinite number of Ricks dying from a brain aneurysm every attosecond.

>>91257916
yup

>>91257567
This.
Fucking Samson man.
What a waste of a sweet hairdo.

>>91257916
Which is why when Rick says "we only have a few more of these, max" was such a stupid line.

>>91259206
I'm pretty sure that was just a meta joke about how many times the audience would put up with it.

>>91237197
Thematically it should be C137 Rick.

>>91251281
>>91251791

Either that or she somehow overpowered Squanchzilla

>>91250162
Maybe that was a flashback

>>91256973
>the fittest survive
>die from clam juice

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>>91260027
>Doesn't know darwin awards

Fuck you anon for making me feel old.

>>91242530
Summer is great buddy, take it back.

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>>91243775
ok

>>91237197
Is Evil Morty even going to appear again?

>>91237197
Rick is.

>>91237230
I have a hard time disagreeing with this.

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>>91244757
This show's got alot of background cuties

Guys
>Mr. Poopybutthole
>Name carries no real stigma
>Supplement with swears
>Mr. Shittyasshole

>>91237230
I hope ti ends up in something link Desert Punk.

>>91242807
Let him find his own reasons to exist.

>>91237634
> He was just supposed to be a joke originally.
Really? It was a pretty dramatic note to end on for a joke ending.