There have been rumors of an updated opening for season 3 and 4 but the crew had to sacrifice a couple of episodes for it. Is this true?
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>>91235520
Yes. They had to give up three and a half episodes, but on the upside the new intro is four minutes long.
Source: My dad is Nefcy.
>>91235520
I think it likely that the closing will have to be updated. It may be that she gets back to earth by the end of the first episode so she can think it's a pretty gre-eat place.
>>91235596
you were popular at school weren't you?
>>91235626
Which is saying something 'cause she's been through outer space
I'm going to watch Star vs. The Forces of Evil for the first time, if you guys had to describe what I'm in for in 3 words or less, what would it be?
>>91235719
I think that
>>91235719
Highs and lows.
>>91235719
it's pretty good.
>>91235719
Great show, eventually.
>>91235719
Better than SU
>>91235719
Lizards and Suffering
>>91235719
starts pretty meh
>>91235719CUTESNEAKYPRINCESS
where's that doodle of river with hecka spikes when you need it
>>91235719
starco or death
>>91235719
CUTE
AND
PERFECT
>>91235915
This one?
>>91235719
Voice gets tolerable
>>91235719
laughter!
suddenly, suffering.
>>91235719
See image.
>>91235932
thank
>>91235719
Snappy fun animation
>>91235940
Except for Ponyhead.
>>91235948
I also have have the epilogue to the series of images
Daily reminder that Riverposters and Poofags are the true OTP
>>91235976
>The puddle doesn't stop from getting bigger
>>91235719
idiosyncratic speech patterns
>>91235931
the fuck? proposing is ALWAYS the woman
what if star stumbled towards you smelling of alcohol and began to slurringly ramble about how she doesn't need Marco and she's got a better man right here while also touching you in places you weren't comfortable with before finally throwing up on you and passing outMewcci Central
>>91235719
Rick and Morty
Thanks for the info everyone, by the replys >>91235719 Im guessing there is a little growing period required to enjoy the showA few minutes in and Star's voice made me lower my volume
>>91235520
Let's focus on your statement.
Source?
Besides developing feelings, what could possibly fuck up Marco and Star's friendship beyond repair?
>>91235596
>>91236159
Marco is injured because of Star, Star is riddled with guilt
>>91236145
The episode? Game of Flags, god tier.
The edit? Shoulder anon.
>>91236133
The first half of season 1 is the weakest point of the show, though there's good and bad episodes scattered throughout. That being said, things get more consistent after the halfway mark of season 1 and the really strong episodes start appearing too.
What I'd advise at the start is just looking out for the elements the show does well, such as Star not instantly disagreeing with Marco about Ponyhead's shitty behaviour.
>>91235520
Also, explain "sacrifice", cut?, change?, it has to do with the animation? or the writing?
Or it's going to take more time than expected.
>>91236198
I was talking about the statement, and the shoulders, well, I can always find them in /aco/
>>91236159
There's any number of hypothetical situations you can conjure up for such a situation, although the majority are extremely unlikely. That being said, Star focusing too hard on her Mewnie duties is one way things could realistically go sour. Or Star doing something extremely reckless and getting someone Marco cares for injured, when it was preventable.
>>91235719
be prepared to suffer more than the women in the suffrage movement
>Hey anon, my mom and dad found the notes I wrote.. You know the ones.. We were all really scared at first but they say they're going to help me. I'm gonna have to go somewhere for a little while. They'll make me better. You'll visit me, right? If I can have visitors..
>>91236097
I'd wonder how she walked all the way to the Midwest from California.
Are there any drawings of other characters like this one? Or is this really what Star looks like to Marco?
>>91236319
It's about time you got help, you odd stalker child
>>91236319
Don't go, please. They'll give you candies that'll make you funny but in a bad way and make you an addict.
Stay with me. I'll take care of you with hugs and kisses forever.
I don't want to lose you. Please.
>>91236385
Marco just sucks at drawing.
>>91236385
Most cringey realistic drawings teens try to do, it's funny how Star still tries to deny her ugliness by saying that Marco is still learning.
Pathetic.
>>91236319
Just let me fuck you one last time, only ten minutes, call Moon if you want.
>>91236443
keep believing that.
>>91235719
Good, disregarding shipping.
>>91236499
Will do, faggot.
>>91235719
have deepest lore
Best End
>>91236519
why the rudeness?
>>91236319
>There she is. Come on, we have a bed to strap you too.
>>91236556
Any end that isnt korra end or maximum depression is best end
>>91236601
>implying maximum depression is not the best end
emotionally and mentally broken star is best star
>>91236319
I'll bring flowers to you everyday and if allowed, chocolate. I'll stay with you until you fall asleep and hum you songs you like. Before I leave I'll kiss you on the forehead every time.And if I find out they hurt you in any conceivable way I'm burning that bitch down and rescue you.
>>91236649
Add physically and spiritually broken and you've got it right
>>91236556
>LA area
>snow
>>91236319
Star you know Im not real right
Star?
>>91235719
I enjoy suffering
>>91236319
You mean you hear the voices too star?
Can you feel the warp overtaking you? It is a good pain
It is though a thousand mouths cry out in pain
>>91236385
Star isnt human, that's how a bugman in it's pseudoendoskeleton fleshform would look IRL
>>91236371
She flew over! Get it, you rural and suburban retard?
WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY BED
>>91236734
LIZARDS FOR THE LIZARDS GOD!
KEKS FOR THE KEK THRONE!
>#OpeningDay #StarVsTheForcesOfEvil
What did they mean by this?
anyone here remember jelly janna
>>91236815
WHY THE FUCK NOT
>>91236806
I'd call the police or get her an Uber back to Los Angeles.
Why can't Star just use her magic to look more appealing to Marco than Jackie?
>>91236815
I didnt, I cut open your mattress, put shit in. sewed it back up, then left it for months. It must smell like hell by now.
>>91236838
> grass on the field
> play ball
ON-SCREEN PENETRATION OF STAR CONFIRMED
>>91236838
Are they starting to shitpost?
>>91236878
holy shit
FULL PENETRATION
>>91235520
>rumors of an updated opening for season 3 and 4
>the crew had to sacrifice a couple of episodes for it
Where are these rumors coming from? Also, why would that constitute sacrificing a few episodes to change it?
>>91236868
Friendly reminder that she invited Jackie to the concert.
A concert.
She was going to go with Marco only.
She is dumb as fuck.
>>91236838
/sp/fags get the fuck in here what does this mean??
>>91236868
she's not trying to compete with Jackie because she thinks that Marco would never like her like he does with Jackie
>>91236838
HOLY SHIT DA BEARS ARE GONNA WIN DA BOWL
>>91236838
>even the writers of the show are losing their grip because of the hiatus and are starting to shitpost
How long til they write fanfics about bug star laying eggs?
>>91236955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po1qTl6g8qc
>>91235719
/pol/ was right
>>91236979they already did
>>91236385
>>91236775
I don't think I'll ever look at Star the same way again.
>>91236995
that kid at the back looks like a school shooter
>>91236955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xifRP_vocSs
>>91236815
>River:because poop is funny!
>>91236868
Are you implying that pic related Star isn't cute?
>>91237025
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
>yfw thats how star ends they all get killed when the kid brings a gun to the school and starts shooting
>they reveal that the evil in star vs the forces of evil was actually bullying
>star vs the forces of evil was just a huge psa ad
>>91236999
Source?
What if Star hugged you, despite being evil.
>>91236649
>after star sacrifices everything to save everyone all she gets is
>thats nice star
>>91237104
anon in the thread
>>91235931
This seems like this would be the norm on Mewni. Mewni is a matriarchal society, so wouldn't she be expected to do things like open doors for men, propose to men, and pay on a first date? Does Mewni have it's own Tumblr (Mewblr?) where Mewman men post about the corn gap and sexism?
>>91235719
Jarco between Starco
>>91235520
All I know about this show is that it's about a cuckquean who has a magic "wand." Is it actually any good or is it just the novelty of female NTR?
>>91237098
>the shooters are actually Alfonzo and Ferguson
>>91237098
but everyone in Star's school is nice except for Lars and Brittany
>>91237133
>Mewman men post about the corn gap and sexism?
>>>/starfront/
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for mewni children"
"Because the beauty of the Magical Mewnian woman must not perish from the earth"
>>91236319
OH SHIT!!! THEY SAW YOUR NOTES ON OUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!!!! Great, now we'll never make a resonance cascade :(
>>91237111
>Star saves the day with a God-tier, ultra powerful spell, but the power and exertion vaporizes her mortal body.
>the last sound she ever hears before she's reduced to dust and her soul passes on to the afterlife is "Oh, hey, thanks Star."
>>91236838
>>91236926
today is the first day of baseball season
maybe they're introducing mewni sports (that isnt flags) next season???
or whoever is running disneyxd social media is just a baseball fan
>>91236195
>Marco is injured because of Star, Star is riddled with guilt
Yes please
>Star was the one who said they were just friends back in episode 2 in season 2 thus puting him in the friendzone
>Now she's broken up by the fact he's now dating Jackie.
God damnit Star.
>>91237133
>Mewblr
>corn gap
>>91237163
>not sabrina after she's fed up with britanny and marco ignoring her
>>91237167
>implying you would not be driven mad when you have a reality warping crazy girl in your school
>>91237206
What if Star dies young and in his grief Marco becomes a butterfly themed supervillain who calls himself The Monarch?
>>91237133
Seeing how boys probably get raped on a daily basis by their sexually predatory dominant and extremely strong female counterparts, perhaps it does.
>mewberty is NOT consent
>cut all proboscis campaign
>mewmen are not prey for you to kidnap and immobilize in a cocoon
>>91236845
yes
>>91237298
>my bestfriend is dead
>>91237231
She'd probably just trip and shoot herself
>>91237344
Really nice curves on Marco
>>91236868
Because it's impossible for her to become any cuter
>>91237365
>goes to school to shoot it up
>trip and shoot yourself become laughing stop
>frustration builds up more until
>go to school to shoot it up
>trip and shoot self become laughing stop
>frustration builds up
>>91237298
Well, Marco does seem to be into girls with deep voices
>>91237025
>Series finale
>Toffee defeated
>Ludo Redeemed
>Star and Marco survive the Great Monster War
>Star and Marco are about to share a kiss after the final battle at Echo Creek Academy
>Kid breaks in and shoots the school up, killing Marco and Star in the process
>"I think Earth is a pret-ty greaaaat place..."
How mad would you be?
>>91236385
I dunno, ponyhead flat out says that star doesn't really look like that
>>91237310
what's the last chapter that was posted in these threads
>>91237413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTsABXWdrc
>>91237434
Would a bullet kill a mewman?
Autism
>>91237485
If it went into the head, I'd say so
>>91237485
>Star and Marco survive
>Star with only minor flesh wounds
>Marco is in a coma
>relives his 16 years in Mad Marco dimension
>>91237502
It's kind of amusing to imagine elegant and dignified Queen Moon shitting into a chamber pot
>>91237107
>at least this guy came dressed for a good time
>>91237572
Magical Queens don't poop
>>91237522
>implying
the johansen gene prevents star from dying
>>91237522
I would bet it would just be serious brain damage if its head seeing how mewmans can survive beheading no problem
>>91237641
Well, with beheading their brain is intact.
Mewmans are like zombies. You gotta destroy the brain
>>91237605
For somebody so tough, it's almost impressive how many times Star's almost died
>>91237661
So the inevitable bug war will be hard one
Anyone remember that one anon that wanted to break up with his girlfriend because he wanted his own star?
>>91237723
>hat one anon
>one
>>91237309
>>91237173
>Mfw there's Monster Cultural Appropriation
>Mfw Mewman men tell Mewman women to check their privilege
>Mfw Mewman /pol/
>>91237723
>Star causing people to get cucked IRL
>therefore to feel her pain
This is some dragon break shit right here
jesus fuck you guys weren't nuked?july 18th and august btw
>>91237591
...they merely shit themselves and magic it away
>>91237723
I remember him, didn't think he actually had a gf though
>>91237723
>Star vs caused irl cucking
DEEPEST LORE
>>91237800
Thanks Adam
>>91237778
>toffee will make mewni great again
>>91237848
The mewmans have to go back.
>>91237828
I'm pretty sure you meant to say MEME MAGIC
>>91237778
MEWNI YES
>>91237848
"I will build a great wall, and Mewxico will pay for it"
>>91237133
>Mewman men are degenerate, Earth spic men are nice, pure, and perfect husbando material
>>91237723
his imaginary gf does not count
>>91237894
>>91237778
>females fight each other for control of a group of men
>some girls set their differences aside and band together to gather as many guys as they can from solitary girls and smaller groups
>they then share the rape time with the guys
>girls who want to live a monogamist lifestyle either have to be really stronk or live in exile
>eventually when girls mature they just take their favorite men home and protect them from lusty teenagers
I really wish I hadn't thought of this
>>91237800
what did he mean by this?
>>91237133
>how does this make you feel Mewboi?
>>91237133
>mfw an influx of mewni men immigrate to Earth to escape the matriachal oppression of Mewni
>human men get cucked
>>91237962
So did Eclipsa give birth first and then go for Monster dick?
>>91238039
Nope, and that's why the monster and queen's lineage are forever tied
>>91238039
Yes, she had a daughter that Glossaryck trained
>>91238023
>Mewni isn't sending us their best. They're barbarians, their wives are rapists. I assume some are good people.
Anybody have a pdf link to Star and Marco's guide? You can't even open the kindle version in the Cloud Reader or the Kindle app.
Here's an AU I quickly came up with near the end of the last thread, thought I'd post it here
>Star is an elderly, senile queen.
>Moon is now her daughter, and River her son-in-law. They send her to an Earth retirement home because she's too senile to continue ruling.
>Marco's either an orderly at the home or an elderly war vet staying at the home.
>Jackie's a retired athlete.
>Not sure how Ludo would change.
>Star often partially forgets the names of her spells, leading to wacky hijinks.
>>91237800
RIP anonymous storyboarder
>>91235945
For season two, this is pretty fucking accurate.
>>91237800
>July
THAT'S TOO FAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>91238114
I agree but I wonder what the timeline would be for each face
>>91238139
Friendly reminder Star painted her nails red just for Marco
>>91238139
Oh good, the dress and sheets are red. No one will notice the damage.
I want to hug Star
>>91238139
>How BMB would have ended if Marco kept the mask on
>>91235520
Where did you get these so called "rumors"?
>>91236692
This is the only plausible one, since Star could (and would if she thought of it) make it snow.
>That's right Anon, spread that little Mewpucci. Yeaaa thatta boy. Mmm you are quite the dish indeed. Pucker up, here comes Mr wannndieeeeee!
>>91238087
that's fucking retarded
>>91236868
>ywn hug and cuddle sleep-depreived Star until she falls asleep in your arms, then tuck her into bed.
>>91238171
That Star is much too lewd to hug.
>>91238180
How cute two best friend walking in the snow
Now lets post marco with his actual girlfriend
>>91238186
I didn't say it wasn't retarded.
>>91238171
That bulge is quite concerning.
>>91238225
Star is ALWAYS huggable
>>91237098
>the evil in star vs the forces of evil was actually bullying
WE NEED ANTI BULLYING COMICS
>>91238183
>>91238171
P U F F Y
U
F
F
Y
>>91238082
There are ways to crack kindle books yourself, its very easy.
>>91238266
F L A T
L
A
T
Is it real mewgga hours yet?
>>91237572
>It's kind of amusing to imagine elegant and dignified Queen Moon shitting into a chamber pot haha
>>91238288
>>91238299
>double dubs
>>91238171
>>91238266
fucking delete this
>>91238183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>>91238311
>>91238322
MORE DUBS
STOP THIS
YOU'LL SUMMON BUFF FROG
>>91238303
You mean "monsta"?
Oblix is here to watch some thread.
The situation is about to become unfamiliar
The situation is about to become chaatic and sporadic
>>91238349
Fuck yourself namefag, no one givs a shit about you, your posts, your opinions, your life choices, your aspirations, who you are as a person
>>91238351
I originally inhabited a location other than the one I currently preside in
>>91238351
>>91238372
What if your mother orbits my dick
>>91238349
>Obelix's bare shoulder
HNNNNGGG
>>91237436
Ponyhead is a liar. Like, literally, that is her entire character.
>>91238297
None of my devices will even download the file so I can attempt to crack it. I have an old Fire tablet I'm gonna try. Would the hell would Amazon make getting to content MORE difficult?
When a girl is willing to forgive you no matter how many times you have an argument and piss her off, does that mean she likes me? I'm dense as fuck, I think.
>this is a 10/10 princess on mewni
>>91238417
You cant even download it on the kindle PC app?
Lotta protection for a $10 childrens book
>>91238425
you think?
>>91238442
Sure, if you're not counting the Cloud Kingdom. Star is a 1/10 next to Ponyhead's sisters
>>91238462
>>91238398
Marco isn't for dominating, he's for dancing.
>>91238425
>woman is willing to forgive
>let alone when she has to swallow her pride
>or when she has to admit she's wrong
nah m8 she's just very professional, move along
Got to thinking... what if the Mewnans have shortened lifespans because they're bugs?
>>91238492
I said forgive, not forget. She remembers shit I did 10 months ago.
>>91238486
>this nigga is still making sweaty, roasted, loin-cloth shit
it's literally all he fucking does!
>>91237723
>Star gets people cucke in real life
For fuck's sakes, Star. Is there anything you won't ruing?
>>91237723
She made me break up with my waifu of 3 years. Its been a mess. I got back together with my waifu but every time we have sex I just close my eyes and think of Star. I think she might know.
>>91238425
Yes, Jackie loves you
>>91237888
>build a wand and make Moon pay for it
ITT: times when this show got dark
>that scene in the birthday episode where Marco tells Star that we will all eventually die and that our existence means nothing, all of our decisions mean nothing, and that there is nothing to live for and there is no purpose in continuing this miserable existence for any longer
>>91238603
The time Marco dabbed
>>91238603
Mother fucker has the greatest reason out of all of us to live and he chooses to be a bitch about it?
I'm talking aboutnachosof course.
>tell your bestfriend that you need a friend not a hero
>surprised that he goes out with someone else
Are all mewnians this dumb?
>>91238603
>that scene where Ferguson thought that he had finally found true love, but he was really just being objectified for his body.
>>91238603
that episode where star had a bad day
>>91238655
you could see it in her eyes the moment she knew she fucked up
>>91238603
This was a really good callback to classic Disney. I really liked how Star cheered up Marco by chall;enging his nihilism and uniting under the banner of the individual
>>91235520
>>91238529
It's by another guy emulating his style.
>>91238603
The Ludo episode.
Guys. I think I'm in love with Jackie. All I can think about is her beautiful eyes. Her slender, feminine, exotic frame. Its if she seems to be from somewhere beyond this earth. I just want to feel thecool, damp touch of her clammy skin, the scaly underside of her belly.
>>91238603
this scene where you realize that the proletariat must first of all acquire political supremacy, must constitute itself the nation, it is, so far, itself national, though not in the bourgeois sense of the word. National differences and antagonisms between peoples are vanishing gradually from day to day, owing to the development of the bourgeoisie, to freedom of commerce, to the world market, to uniformity in the mode of production and in the conditions of life corresponding thereto. The supremacy of the proletariat will cause them to vanish still faster. United action, of the leading civilised countries at least, is one of the first conditions for the emancipation of the proletariat
>>91238690
Go to bed, Janna
>>91238655
I remember when I friendzoned my first girl. She will never admit how much I hurt her, but I know every time she sees me, it mentally destroys her.No, I'm not proud of this. I'm dead inside.
>>91238677
All my favorite posts have dubs in this thread.
Why are Star's shoulders so divine?
>>91238690
Jackie is a fucking whore
>>91238680
>people are emulating this shit
>>91238680
You don't need to emulate your style too much to put on clothes appropriate to whatever style you're emulating.
Also like you don't need to emulate your style to use a specific pallet in colouring.
This guy's choosing to draw what he draws.
>>91238720
haha me too although i didn't intentionally friendzone her, I was just a dense fuck
Looks like Disney's starting to show more support for Star Vs by promoting the new handbook on their main channel as opposed to Disney XD.
>goes on a date with a skeleton with fangs
>next scene shows her with fangs
>she tells marco that its fake but it could be real if he wanted it to be
>never took them off
Janna has been turned into a vampire
>>91238655
someone post the video
>>91238660
>implying there is anything wrong with that
>tfw you will never be thicc
>tfw degenerates will never worship every inch of your body
>>91238770
Janna is a snek and cryptoseptarian
>>91238720
Me too although i was too thick to now that i was friendzoning her she even asked why i didnt go to the prom with her or why i never asked her out
>>91235719
Nefcy's a madwoman
>>91238769
Could the season 4 finale being on the main channel be a possibility?
>>91238720
I'm pretty certain that the last girl I friendzoned still gets that empty feeling when we meet up. Kind of like how I get that feeling too. I see it in her eyes. This friendzone wasn't on purpose, this one was an accident. And yet she still wants to meet up. We've got a fucked up relationship and a half is what we have there.Silver lining? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be drawing if we were dating.
>>91238748
Poor choice of words on my part.
What I meant was that he was doing his own rendition of hualau Marco after all of Pepipopo's stuff struck a chord in the Princess Marco thread.
>>91238750
>>91238815
You niggas were lucky, you friendzoned them outright. I went on a date with this girl, caught feelings, and still friendzoned her.
>>91238771
https://youtu.be/yhN29aY5D3Q
@1:30
>>91236838
Can somebody draw Star in Dodgers gear? Ya know, since she lives in LA and all
>>91235719
Adolescent mood swings
>>91238690
I pity you for such shit taste.
>>91238770
This nailed me so hard in my girls with sharp teeth/fangs fetish.
Janna should of just inexplicably kept them forever. The shows biggest failing is giving the bug monster princess Star just normal ass human teeth.
>>91238874
>>91238874
>picture
This can only end well.
>>91238771
you mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqcrwNXRgAo
>>91237154
Thats the meme sidestory but its more of a coming of age style story where Marco and Star help each other grow
>>91238904
what's the name of that tune?
>>91236845
Still eagerly awaiting part 6 (or is it 7?) to magically appear. Failing that, I just want Jelly Janna posted somewhere other than pastebin.
>>91238874
>wake up in your room and see this. wat do?
>>91238918
>where Marco and Star help each other grow
Star helps more often than Marco.Thanks for making that joke so easy to make.
>>91238933
A Jew Gets Jewed.
>>91238944
Call the insane asylum and tell them one escaped
>>91238955
seriously now
>>91238933
curb your enthusiasm
>>91238974
Curb Your Enthusiasm, a show about a Jew getting Jewed.
>>91237806
Designate- wait...
>gets wet from a random stranger
WHAT A SLUT
>>91238933
the title of the actual song is "Frolic" composed by Luciano Michelini.
It is famous because it was used as the main theme to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and is used as an audio cue in that show for when comically terrible things happen to the main characters right before cutting to credits.
>>91238952
>Star hasn't made Marco pop a boner since BmB
>Star is the one who's wet for him now.
Ha, tables turned mewman
>>91238874
>Get a spine shattering shiver for 4 seconds.
>Hug and fall asleep.
>>91238398
Yes, Marco, this image is very necessary. It's fucking perfect.
>>91238869
/r/ing this or with Dodgers letters saying EC instead of LA on the cap
What if you and Star were the only people left at the Diaz household cause Angie and Raphael were on vacation and Marco wanted to go rawdog Jackie so you offered to watch the house with Star but she accidentally created a blizzard outside and the Diaz household has improper insulation because they never needed it before so you end up just trying to sleep through the storm but you and Star wake up from being really cold and you end up holding eachother tightly as you try to warm eachother up and Star starts to realize she has feelings for you as things start to get increasingly dire and she begs you to make her a proper queen before you both freeze to death only to wake up with no pants on top of Star's canopy bed huddled up with Star after taking some wierd space drugs she convinced you to take and find out that Marco just turned the air conditioner on full blast to fish you both out of there after he screamed a bunch of times and neither of you would wake up?
>It's a "Star spends the entire episode in her nightgown" episode.
>>91239019
It's completely innocent. Don't you DARE think she would do something inappropriate.
>>91239087
Where to start
>>91238842
at least you're optimistic
I wonder what River and Moon would look like with their heights swapped.
>>91238944
call the police.
>>91239019
Star has a mask fetish
>>91239087
Okay, how many weird space drugs have YOU had, anon?
>>91239112
If Star knew and was okay with it being Marco all along, You better believe "Something" would've happened.
>>91238944
>>wake up in your room and see this. wat do?
Star, obviously.
>>91239087
What if you got a text message from Star telling you to buy condoms and wine and show up at Marco's house because she was alone and you did and five seconds after she let you in this guy stepped out from behind a curtain?
>>91239104
Did you mean Sleep Spells or Sleepover?
>>91239125
I've just thought about it. Idk if I'd want a relationship that keeps me from drawing indefinitely. It's just such a big part of me now.
With this specific girl, I don't think I'd have enough time alone to draw something.
>>91235719
>Many
>Narwal
>Blasts
>>91239202
Also Crystal Clear
>>91239104
Didn't she do that already?
>>91239087
Wait so... In this scenario, I did, or did not have sex? Cause... I don't know man. Those space drugs get me all types of worked up.
>>91238944
Or whatever the Mewman equivalent is
>>91239066
>>91238869
>Now up to bat, number 16, Andre Ethier
>>91238938
Its up to part 9
Do you think Star's the type to get flustered over an indirect kiss with Marco?
>>91239236
Oh, so I'm not the only one who's made the connection several different times.
>>91238874
Marco should have put up a bug net to keep her out.
>>91239293
She'd have an unhealthy obsession with whatever she got the kiss off as a surrogate for Marco
>>91239343
Imagine being Adam in this scene
Is Marco white?
>>91239281
I guess I need links for parts 6, 7 and 8, then.
>>91239367
>>91239293
She's not actually as obsessed with Marco as you think
>>91239385
half
>>91239385
Honorary Aryan
>>91239367
>>91239394
Didn't and the book and in the comics it's said she takes Marco's Hoodie sometimes.
Where are some screens to edit
>>91239412
Marco has like 12 hoodies and they look comfy. I'd take one too.
>>91239393
6:
https://pastebin.com/KXs8Pg6r
7:
https://pastebin.com/e6fQaiA0
8:
https://pastebin.com/pAeccZpS
9:
https://pastebin.com/Jg0KEdLQ
I WANNA SEE SOME REAL KEKING. I WANT STAR TO HAVE HALF A NIGGA DICK DOWN HER THROAT WHILE MOROCCO WALKS IN AND HE THROWS HIS KEK HOODIE DOWN AND DRY HEAVES ALL THE MERMAID CUM OUT OF HIS KEK THROAT AND CRIES DRIED BLOOD OUT OF HIS TEAR DUCTS AS STAR JUMPS ON HARD MONKEY PENIS AND SCREAMS ABOUT HOW BIG BLACK BULLS ARE THE BEST. THEN MARACAS CUTS OFF HIS MEXIMELT WHILE STAR SINGS "MEWGA WHAT?"
>>91239385
His dick is too big to be white.
>>91239419
Perfect for some revealed shoulders.
Reminder that star and marco are not truly in love with each other, they are just under a curse that makes you fall in love
>>91238425
Is she baiting the argument or starting it? I had a thing with this one girl who I didn't get along with at first until we deliberately started trying to one-up each other.
>>91239443
I see the jealous nigger is still hanging around in these threads
>>91239456
And that curse is called "mating instincts!" It's insidious!
>>91239394
Star is a cuck lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRU2G-jeDZg
So is Star a canon murderer?
>Star have a crush on Marco just because of Blood Moon, nothing more
>Whole Season 3 will be about Mewnie
>In season 4 they will uncuck Star from Blood Moon spell and she will find some another cute boy, still having Marco as best friend
screencap this
>>91239491
but she's not referring to Marco in that scene
>>91239504
yep.
>>91239515
>nobody is going to bother screencapping it
>this nigga probably serious
>this nigga thinks Daron and Nefcy will take that hack ass route with this story
>>91239515
You're wrong and will suck 47 dicks before season 4 premiers.
Screencap this.
>>91239435
Thanks a lot. Too bad pastebin is blocked at my work. I shall read later.
>>91239515
You're wrong, Starco will happen in S3, and we'll have multiple seasons of them being together
screencap this
Guys. I figured out that Jackie's going to open her mermaid vagina for Marco so he can live during a freak blizzard like in Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back.
Also, google wants me to help me identify gas stations for its AI robot that is hell bent on destroying the world.
>>91239435
A tome from an ancient time, when Manna was still a popular ship
>>91239546
>When the Flip likes the Mexican
Well, you know what they say, Filipinos are just Mexicans when they wake up in the morning.
>>91239571
>>91239571
>>91239571
Oh yea. Screencap this.
Screencap this post too. Just to prove I'm right even harder.
>>91239385
Is Marco Mexican or is he a brown white guy?
>>91239385
his mom is a white American. his dad is from Mexico. There are some white people in Mexico (Conquistadors who just never mated with the natives) but Raphael isn't one of them.
>>91239588
His parents seem very Mexico to me, but he might be born and raised in the states
What if Star kept sneaking into your room at night to give you pairs of her stinky socks and every time she leaves she winks and says "have fuuuuuuuunnn"
>>91239605
>>91239588
Dad is Mexican, mom is American
Isn't it such a coincidence that when cartoons take inspirations from anime, they end up successful?
Daily reminder that Star loves Marco because of cucking love spell
Remember fucking Ruberiot song?
"Royal secret – one last to tell
A princess under true love's spell"
So they will uncuck her eventually
>>91239659
>daily
>implying this hasn't been said 3 times in this thread
>>91239633
I would start giving her my shirt.
>>91239659
yes, surely he was saying that it was a literal spell, and not making a common comparison between love and magic
>>91239633
>stinky socks.
What if she brought lotion and asked you to rub her shoulders untilyou accidentally rest your chest on her wings and she moans.
>>91239456
their souls are bound together but that doesn't mean it's a love spell
marco clearly loves jackie and you have to be stupid not to realize that star has been progressively falling more and more in love with marco in each episode
>>91239592
Is she? She looks more like a light skinned Hispanic. Also dad skips leg day apparently.
>>91239760
I've never met a hispanic named Angie. She also lacks an accent, unlike Rafael.
What if Star get's over her crush on Marco after he brakes up with Jackie?
>>91239760
According to the lore book, she's a Midwestern white girl from Ohio that got BEANED
>>91239760
> looks like a light skinned hispanic
brace yourselves for "everyone with brown hair must be hispanic"
>>91239783
What if Marco then steals Oscar before Star makes her move?
>>91239778
That dress looks familiar...
>>91238666
seriously Satan? don't you have other shows to shit up or work tomorrow? we have enough suffering with the story and the hiatus as-is.
>>91239715
What if Star kept sneaking into your room at night for shoulder rubs and cuddling and the thrill of getting caught made the sexual tension between you almost palpable and there were a couple close calls where Marco was looking for Star and she had to hide under your blanket and eventually she just starts asking you to flat out molest her wings while she buries her head in a pillow and tries to hold back her passionate moaning and she's starting to leave puddles on your bed afterwards?
>>91237888
>no missing finger
leave
>>91239799
>tfw no Midwestern white girl from Ohio for me to bean
Feels bad, hombre.
>>91239903
You have to go back.
tell me,
was getting crystalized part of her plan?
>>91239684
What if you opened your closet one day and Star was sprawled out completely nude sniffing one of your shirts and soaking the floor under her and all she does is dreamily say "mmmmm, not yet, I'm not done"
>>91239903
>>91239920
>mfw I'm a hispanic who beaned a midwestern girl, and we watch Star Vs. together.
>>91239957
Of coursh. She had to find out what Glossaryck told him.
>>91239456
>>91239739
reminder that the blood moon ball is also called
"the moon of lovers"
>>91239920
But I'm from Texas.
>>91240002
are you a legal immigrant or naturalized?
>>91239999
check these quads of truth
starco is endgame and jarco is btfo
jackie's a plot device
>>91240037
looks like jarco wins
praiseth be to kek
>>91240025
Parents came here legally as resident aliens and then I was born here.
>>91240052
>looks like
looks like you're delusional
>Anon go to bed, your memes'll be there in the morning.
>>91240063
then congrats you just won a free ride tothe full legal rights of a citizen
>>91240079
Bitch, it's 7:30.
>>91240075
>I sexually identify as a cuck. Ever since I was a girl, I dreamed of finding the right Mexican boyto settle down with and marry, with whom I can express my desire to sit at the sidelines of a sex act. People on the internet say to me that being a cuck has something to do with Jackie Lynn Thomas, but I don't care, I'm liberated. I'm going to update my fetlife profile later today to come out about this fact. From now on I don't really want you guys to change anything in how you address me, but respect that I am into a consensual and completely harmless fetish. If you can't accept me you're kinkshaming and should frankly know better at your age. Thanks for understanding.
>>91240079
Star. You still can't spell right you dumb bitch. Now come cuddle me you little cuddleslut.
>>91240079
It's already morning, Star.
ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the future king (breeding stud) of mewni
>>91240063
>legally
You and your parents may stay. It's the fence jumpers that are going to get WALLED. And there ain't nothing the dems can do about it, say good bye to a good portion of your voters you godless commie fucks.
>>91240091
>>91240063
>mfw I'm taking my naturalization exam in two days because my parents decided to have me in le holy land before going to the U.S.
I'm not even Mewish
>>91240079
It's 10.30am, whachu talking about?
>>91240102
>>91240130
>Just like monsters, non-Americans aren't really people. Get the fuck outta my house.
>>91240132
Nah, I personally believeJoskar is gonna happen
and they'll create a baby with eyes that could burn holes in your retinas
>>91240134
Study hard, that test's a bitch. Be sure to go out for I'm a citizen BBQ if you pass.
>>91240134
>mewish
>jewish
seriously want star's future son to be named david now
>>91240132
>>91240168
Star doesn't even know if she has a crush on him anymore. Not to even mention she's left Earth.
If she gets brought back, she gets brought back by Marco. And she will definitely not be thinking about Oskar then.
>>91240195
IDK why but it just made me realize a dumb joke
>Star Butterfly's a princess
>when she's queen she'll be in charge of a monarchy
mfw Star isMonarch Butterfly
>janna is a flipina TNT
>>91240203
I was talking about jackie and oskar...
>>91240245
>TNT
I hope she gets blown up
>>91240227
>moon + river = the song "moon river"
what do they mean by this?
someone draw moon wearing a bayonetta outfit
>>91240247
Well fuck me in the keyhole.
>>91240275
Moon's sword looks like the moonlight butterfly horn too.
>>91240261
its a filipino term for "hiding and hiding"
meaning keeping a low profile becauseher family are illegal immigrats
though i dont hear the filipino accent from the only ever line her mother had
>>91240295
are they gonna give oscar some sort of sad backstory
>>91240328
>"Hey Marco, did I ever tell you about how my mom's boyfriends beat me?"
>"Oscar, I'm not really in the mood to talk that kind of stuff, I need to find Sta-"
>"Hey thanks for listening man, I'm gonna take a nap but hold on to this Sunny D for me."
The best way to make Queen Moon cry
>>91240245
shes a ninja turtle?
>>91240370
Remind her that her daughter and the eventual heir to the kingdom is Star.
>>91240132
He's merely the human dildo that Star will use when Marco is out on official kingly business. At least that's a life more worthy than the one he lives now.
>female lead
>most important male character still has women lining up for his dick
>>91240370
>i knew i shouldve taken that grey lizard dick
>theres a checkbox in game that lets you auto loot items near you or kills credited to you
>>91238603
>really excited to go to event
>see crush kissing someone else
>immediately leave event because you just want to be alone
Too fucking real
>>91237133
>Moon used to post on Mewchan about how she liked her MewmenTHICC
>>91240508
fact : the best rulers are always the THICCest
I want to _________ Star.
>>91240542
>shell never take you in adomination victorywhether you like it or not
>>91240508
>Interracial threads on /mewgif/ are filled with people posting lizard on mewman porn and other users complaining about it.
>>91240542
When will we get a playable Mewni Civ?
>>91239605
>>91239588
mom is jew
>>91240567
>its all about lizard men going deep in mewnian women
>everyone rejoices that one thread about mewman men taking lizard bitches balls deep in their tight cloacas that only gets posted once every month
I was revolted by Jackie's piercing, you can imagine what other piece of dumb jewelry is attached on her body.
>>91240622
shadman asshole/tain piercingsits pretty hot tbqh
>>91240596
>gets posted once every month
Black chicks white dicks thread is always up, man. There would always be cloaca pounding.>>>/gif/10285511
>>91240622
No self respecting burrito would like a piercing whore like her especially when a chick like Star exist.
>>91240679
>not fucking the puta into being a good catholic wife
>>91235520
so, is there still a mega up for the Star vs comic issues that are out currently ?
>>91240591
No matter what you do, Rhombulus will just attack you and trap everyone in crystal, fucking up everything.
I just finished this show, Its pretty good for a kids show.
The episode of the mine sucked the most.
>>91240622
It's a thing dumb teenagers do, she can take them off whenever she wants
>>91240752
>>91240705
>not having him as chief of your army and crystalizing everything and everyone that stands in your way
do you even play, son?
>>91239999
I can get behind these numbers.
>>91238407
Pony Head also likes making other people feel bad. She doesn't lie to protect other people's feelings.
>>91240797
He keeps crystalizing my own citizens and then attacks me just for wanting to talk to the rest of the council.
>>91239999
Thanks Ozzie Satan
>ludo is a good villain
>>91239960
my fetish
Post something cute and funny.
>>91240542
But that's not John Curtin.
>>91241057
>not Tony Abbott
>>91241057
>the only way to remove him from the match is to search him out as early as you can and hoping that he has shrines or other city structures queued up
>play vs him in true earth location
>complete undisrupted isolation with the whole contintent to himself and his wartime buff makes him completely impossible to take in a domination victory
>>91241057
tfw my computer doesn't have the capacity to run Civ 6
*blocks your trade route*
>>91241136
hey there big boy, why are you trading with that smelly featherbrain, surely you would find my *yields* more to your liking
Is it me or is there some really weird glitch going on?
>>91241184
it's on the fritz
was it autism?
>>91236838
probably the closest Star will ever be to a decent ball game in her life.
>>91241286
Is Moon the only Queen in Mewnian history that hasn't been crazy?
Because all other queens were bananas.
>>91235932
>>91235976
Embrace truth!
The Enforcer will set you free!
>>91240559cuck
beat/cage
thread is slow post cute stars
>>91241837
>>91237107
I'm pretty evil...
I don't want to be but selfishness has pretty much been my only option in life.
Whenever I resisted being selfish I would just get hurt and that's made me callous and distant.
If star hugged me I would tear up and hold her as long as I could without making her uncomfortable.I am a grown, large man who has committed violent crimes how can this happen?
Problem is I don't deserve anybody's love.
>>91241612
Have we seen her Chapter yet? I feel like the spellbook ends up just cataloguing their crazy teen years and they end up mostly growing out of it with occasional quirks. We know Moon was studious but still a bit free spirited. I doubt her chapter would be just straightforward textbookesque though.
>>91238183
It would actually be kinna shocking to hear Star dirty talk.kinna hot, too [/spoiler
>>91235719
Ugliest artstyle ever.
>>91239173
At last, we meetChris Handsome.
>>91236838
Because when Marco's getting to third base with Jackie, Star's just somewhere in the outfield.
I miss these dorks.
>>91241837
Gross! Marco's got moths in his closet!
>>91238398
I was always wondering, is it gay to crossdress for sex with a woman?
>>91241977
Brother if you wanna do it just do it.
Shave your legs.
Tuck your cock.
Lube up your ass-pussy.
Just do it.
Don't be a fag.
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>91238603
>That episode where the moral is sometimes it's better to lie to people and pretend to be someone you're not because people don't care about who you really are and just want you to live up to their expectations
>>91238704
Mewni doesn't have a true proletariat yet.
>>91235719
Shit get cucked
>>91242001
It interests me scientifically, I'm not into sex at all.
>>91238603
the survivalist Ludo episode was pretty fucked up in general, like the part where he had to eat the fresh giblets of a creature that he had a conversation with 3 minutes earlier
>you want some of THIS, anon?
>>91241837
>thread is slow
I has so keen to write before april 1st then I got caught up in the fun. Now everything looks dull and wretched by comparison.
>>91242404
Some what?
>>91242404
No, I don't want to wear girls clothes, thank you.
I just saw this delivery and holy cow anon thank you for making all of my dreams come trueiluyeshomo
>>91242501
>I don't want to wear girls clothes
What are you, gay?
>i need to fix anon up
>>91242404
*furiously smells your cinnamon ass*
I fucking did it guys! I broke up with my gf for Star! She was the prettiest girl I've been with, but she didn't look like Star would in real life. Ultimately I couldn't lie to my gf about why I decided to break things off but in retrospect it's probably bad thinking you lost to a cartoon girl character.
Star is the best designed cartoon character of all time though.
>>91242794
I don't even blame you
postlewdStar
>>91242825
alright FINE you've convinced me
>>91242825
>>91242825
I honestly wish I had pics of lewd Star. Does this count?
>>91242825
Anybody have the source for this image? just for laughs haha
>>91242404
In ways that would shock, disgust, and tug at the heartstrings.
Does anyone here self insert as Marco?
>>91242916
I'd insert myself in Marco or Star desu
>>91242916
I want to self-insert inside Star
>>91242916
Seeing how my dad is mexican and my mom is white this is the first show I've enjoyed where I can actually self insert......and like it.
>>91240227
>Star has no sister or brother to act as victory
Or maybe Heinous is the vice roy with her imitation cheek marks
>>91242937
I agree to this. Either one is great, really.
I'd be bi for Marco. For at least a little while at least.
>>91235719
Lizards and suffering
>>91242937
Marco doesn't look happy.
>>91235719
Cute and perfect!
>>91243011
>"Star, it's 2 AM. Go to sleep."
>"I'm trying, but this pillow is too cute."
>that realization that they couldn't do Starco while Star was living with Marco because of Media Watchdog Groups
>Star has left his home now
>which means a different status quo
>and Starco is now viable for the season
HOLY SHIT
>>91242955
> implying you need perfect racial match-ups to your family in order to self-insert
nigga u dumb
>>91243041
>Humping intensifies
>>91240427
Better than being Jamal's (mommy's boyfriend) human onahole
>>91243077
It helps.
Though the only other character I've self inserted was Peter Parker so there's that
Why do I love this show?
>>91243157
>sjw Star
>>>/t/umblr/
>>91240768
Stop posting this, you know that won't solve the problem
>>91240819
She does that for Star
>>91243157
Because Star is a cute dork who's going to suffer for her mistakes but will ultimately become a better person and find happinesswith Marco
>>91243089
Besties are for cuddling, not dry humping.
>>91243287
Marco's pheromones compel Star to hump him from behind.
>>91243287
>Not cuddling your bestie's dick between your buttcheeks
What kind of friend are you?
>>91243287
>not furiously giving your bestie a friendjob and giving him a buddie blow to help him sleep better at night
some friend you are
>>91243287
> not grinding on your besties leg and leaving a little trail of friend juice while a platonic friendgasm builds up in you that turns out so huge that you're left gasping and giggling for ten minutes after, snuggling and giving your bestie little platonic pecks on the lips
what are you, some sort of soulless monster
>>91241054
MORE TOM
>125 unique posters
Is this, dare I say, the most successful Star Vs thread during the hiatus? We've been hitting 79-110 people lately.
>>91237800
I don't believe you.
Maybe.
>>91243813
Well, it was a thread for during weekend.
>>91243813
But it's also kind of a shitty thread
Get your daily dose my amigos
>>91243680
I wonder if Tom's dick dealing fire damage or something.
>>91243920
Thanks doc
>>91243920
thanks doc
>>91238944
I can't believe I have bed bugs
>>91240439
Just like KP and Sailor Moon