How come Jimmy wasn't crushing on Nazz?

>>91234284
Nazz is too nice jimmy likes it rough

He was too beta for her

>>91234284
Because he's a square.

>>91234284
I thought that was a nod that he was gay

>>91234366
>gay

im-fucking-plying

>>91234284
he's way too young

>>91234284
He loves Susie.

>>91234427
This.

Always thought he had a crush on Kevin

>>91234471
Who the fuck is susie

>>91234284
Same reason why his shit is all 90 degree angles.

>>91234521
I think he means Sarah

Jimmy's faithful to Sarah.

>>91234427
Pretty much this. Wimpy young children tend to hang out with girls because boys are too rough. Aside from kooties and choice of toys, boys and girls aren't too different when they're very young, and Jimmy seems a lot younger than the others. As does Sarah.

>>91234284
girls are icky.

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How come Rolf doesn't crush on Nazz?

>>91235446
His land is his passion.

>>91234284
Jimmy is gay
Johnny is not mentally stable

>>91235446
She's too weak in the upper story.

>>91235446
Real farmers need women with large hips capable of shooting out multiple farmhands

>>91235446
He has Greta

>>91235446
Rolf is too busy tending to his farm to worry about bitches and whores
A real MGTOW icon.

>>91235446
He's a goatfucker.

>>91235446
Rolf prefers nymph ladyboys

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>>91235446
He's already in a romantic relationship with Victor.

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>>91234284
I would say that he's gay, but then I remember pic related episode.

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>>91235446
Rolf seems like a good enough bro that he wouldn't try to hit on his bro's girl.

She's also not good enough for him.

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>>91234284
Are you implying he's not aroused 24/7? He's got wood on him all the time.

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>>91235977
>Jimmy = Johnny

>>91236017
My sleeping meds are in effect, do not just the wood boy.

>>91235446
Rolf requires a woman with mighty hips to birth many grandsons of a shepherd

>>91234284
He's a flaming faggot

>>91235579
Kek

>>91236067
>>91235537
This desu. The mighty seed of a shepherd is too much for spindleshanks Nazz girl.

>>91235446
Because dumb blond skinny western girl isn't even worth two chickens

>>91235702
>victor placed on the wall like a tool
hilarious by the way, what the fuck even was rolf? brown Eastern European? Balkan?

>>91234427
this is the correct answer
all of the guys in the neighborhood are in junior high, jimmy is Sarah's age, and Sarah is like 8 years old
>>91235446
because he's a a Chechnyan Muslim and Nazz is haram

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>>91236268
>spindleshanks Nazz girl
quality keks

>>91236830
He's just... Rolf.

>>91236830
He's a weird mash of Balkan and Scandinavian

>>91235625
Rolf confirmed for refugee?

>>91234284
I never understood why the characters in the show fawned over Nazz. She's plain looking

>>91237213
The only other ladies in the vicinity were a humongous bitch that was younger than them and a bunch of ugly rapists no one liked. What else are they gonna do?

>>91237242
>Marie
>ugly rapist
Ugly no. Rapist yes.

>>91237242
>ugly rapists no one liked
Marie is actually better than that stuck up bitch Nazz.

>>91237213
only girl who isn't crazy

>>91237384
Nerds on /co/ have opinions that differ from middle schoolers, to them she was trailer trash.

>>91237402
I recall Nazz being pretty nice and chill most of the time, that is definitely seen as much more attractive than someone who is literally a rapist.

>>91234284
>Nazz Van Bartonschmeer
>Van Bartonschmeer
She was a German qt that's why

>>91237511
Fuck the kids have last names? Never knew that anyone but the Kankers did, neat.

>>91237511
No, she(and kankers) are the only ones.

>>91237511
When was her last name mentioned? I'd like to know the context

>>91237610
I remember really well, which is weird, it was from the Big Picture Show movie. When everyone was chasing the Eds,she was like "No one messes with Nazz Van Bartonschmeer! RRRREEEEEEEE". I got the spelling from the wiki.

>>91237668
Neat, interesting how she was the only one with a mentioned last name. Her being German is pretty cute, totally Americanized her name or something like that.

>>91237384
>>91237402
Try to think like the characters and not like a horny 20-something who got his first boner to a cartoon.

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>>91237511

>Van Bartonschmeer
>German

Als de lente komt dan stuur ik jou
Meiden uit Amsterdam
Als de lente komt pluk ik voor jou
Meiden uit Amsterdam
Als ik wederkom dan breng ik jou
Meiden uit Amsterdam
Duizend blonde, duizend rooie,
Wensen jou het allermooiste
Wat m'n mond niet zeggen kan
Zeggen meiden uit Amsterdam

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>>91237511
Yes. Nazz is a nice aryan qt who is cool with the Eds when they aren't fucking up. The Kankers are sexually aggressive bullies that probably shouldn't be allowed around other children. Marie may be attractive to us with her freckles and her hair over one eye and her seductive, half-lidded sneer, but Nazz is the neighborhood for many valid reasons, and the Kankers are literally the cancer of the cul de sac.

>>91237855
*neighborhood qt

>>91237384
>>91237402
fuck off MIDF

>>91237179
Except he works hard and does not rape.

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>>91237511
>Nazz
>german

>>91237805
>the dutch aren't german
They're special snowflake germans but germans none the less.

>>91235639
this

>>91237446
>literally a rapist

the most they ever did was kiss people against their will. how is that "literally a rapist"?

>>91236268
you're pretty good

>>91238807
People tend to forget this show is meant to be seen through the eyes of someone who's 12. By that I mean that the worst thing in the world is getting a kiss from a girl, where if you look at it as an adult its not a bad thing. With that comes people looking at it with their current mindset, imposing concepts that aren't actually present in the show

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Is Ed Edd n' Eddy Online really dead? On March 31st at 11 PM, EST, the servers went down, any attempts to search for one gives the message "No Servers Reachable" with a spinning jawbreaker at the bottom, which I guess is a "Searching..." thing.

Anyone in the game lasted a few minutes past 11 before their game just went blank. Was this Kevinfag, the mods trying to fix what Kevinfag did not too long ago, site maintenance, an extended April Fools prank, or did the game shutting down early? It was supposed to be in July.

Was going to make a thread about it, but since this is here maybe it's fine

>>91238807
It's hyperbole, but "sexual harassment" is still pretty indefensible.

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>>91239639
Kevin fag related at least, it feels like too much of a coinedieance that it went down so soon after his endeavor.