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Well? Who would win?

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Well? Who would win?
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reddit
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>>91229684
So which one?
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>>91229705
the memey one
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rick would just leave that universe behind
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>>91229722
So it's a tie?
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>>91229722
...So which one?
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>>91229651
Aku
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>>91229810
gesundheit
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>implying that the fight hasn't already been won
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>>91229651
Rick could teleport him literally anywhere


But Aku did that too and we all know Jack is going to kill him anyways
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Rick has too much plot armor to fail.
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Rick tbqh.
Jack is naive as fuck.
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>>91231852
When does the magic start?
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>>91229651
You know damn well faggot. Your smug ass file name isn't helping.
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>>91231892
It's begin you sperging autist.
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>>91229651
You ever watch Indiana Jones?
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>>91231850
Jack's the one with plot armor. Rick could die and he'd just end up replaced by some alternate universe version of him.
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>>91231960
>he doesn't remember the best episode of SJ
For shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt2UIoBIgDk
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>>91229651
Me
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www.strawpoll.me/12664953/
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Rick would just use chemical warfare.

gg ez
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>>91229651
Rick kills most guys by acting quicker than they do. But Jack thinks quick and reacts quicker. Doubt Rick would be able to portal gun Jack either.

so in like an arena where Rick has techno shit and Jack just has his sword? Jack would win.

but like in an open world where Rick was basically Aku? Jack wouldn't stand a chance
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>>91229651
Rick already did win
April Fools
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>>91229651
>filename
fuck you
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Jack gets sent to the fewcha that is Sanchez
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Aren't they both suicidal?
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Are we for sure that Wednesday 10pm is the new episode?

Because they stayed yesterday that every 10pm next week will have Rick and Morty and all the guides say different shows

How do we know the guide saying Samurai Jack isn't another joke that will be replaced with Rick and morty
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>>91233628
They wouldn't do that twice...right?
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>>91233628
>>91233662
WTF are you sperging on about, it's on Saturday as always
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>>91229651
>Samurai Jack, whose primary weakness is being thrown into portals...versus
>Rick Sanchez, undisputed, interdimensional, pan-galactic master of portals...
Geez, I wonder how this ends.
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>>91229651
Early Jack not aiming to fight? Rick probably. Kind of depends on the circumstances

Current Jack and Jack wants to kill Rick? Jack kills the shit out of him
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Long ago *urph* in a distant land, I, Rick, the *blurph* reality hopping Master of Science, unleashed an *urrrgh* unspeakable evil, Morty! But a foolish Samurai warrior *urrp* wielding a magic sword, magic isn't real MORTY!, stepped forth to oppose me *burrrp*. Before the final *urp* blow was struck, I tore open a portal in reality *brupph* and flung him into the Poppy Butt Dimension, Morty, where my evil is law! Now the *oorup* fool seeks to return to C-137, and undo the reality that is Rick!
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How would Rick deal with Aku?
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>>91233999
they'd be good friends of course how is that even a question
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>>91233999
portal him to another universe or seal him inside a device to be then used as a novelty.
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>>91233999
Aku would kill the edgy faggot in seconds
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>>91233956
I would watch the hell out of this show.
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>>91233999
say he doesn't exists because "le im an amazing atheist xD" and then leave the dimension
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>>91234649
More like Matt Murdock with an agenda.
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>>91234056
Aku can only be sealed by a sword made of righteousness.
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>>91233708

Apparently they are airing Samurai Jack on Wednesday
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>>91235020
Why do people keep saying this? It's not true.
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>>91233838
FOOLISH *BUUURPP* SUMURAI
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>>91235119
Check your TV guide

Wednesday at 10 PM
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>>91235119

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/samurai-jack/tv-listings/204207/
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>>91233999
get the gods to do it for him with bribery or overly elaborate blackmail
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>>91235208
>>91235163
So they're showing Ep 4 on Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday?
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>>91229651
>Rick is pretty much Cthulhu
Rick could literally create and destroy universes at whim.

Not only this, but Rick is near omnipotent, crafty, deceptive, manipulative, and always think of multiple scenarios to best benefit himself
Pretty much emphasized in S3E1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt784uKvZNY
He is also very much equipped to even challenge whole gangs or even armies at rang with his laser or many assortments of conceal weapons. Considering Jack does not have his magic sword or the musical blade, Rick would be much better suited for conflict.
Although Jack is an experience warrior that survived in many conflicts in the past. So the results might surprise us.
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>>91235208
>>91235163
>>91235119
The Adult Swim site's schedule does not mention any showings on Wednesday or Thursday, and dates XCV at this coming Saturday. Who's actually right?
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>>91229651
Rick could just send jack to another dimension, similar to how Aku flung him into the future.
EXCEPT Rick could just leave Jack stranded in 'butt-world', where is could forever live in humiliating torment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcZoDzXegc
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>>91229651
'Rick & Morty' just uploaded their preview on Saturday April 1, on 'Samurai Jack' scheduled time... it forced Jack fans to wait another week for S5E4, and almost no bats an eye. If anything, it got people more hyped for 'Rick & Morty' again.


So obvious, Rick won
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>>91232008
>Jack's the one with plot armor.
He get's fucked up all the time in his show.
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>>91229684
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>>91232008
>can die and be replaced
>not plot armor
ok
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>>91231960
No, what of it?
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>>91231947
when does the magic start beginning?
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>>91236218
Yet he's survived for 50 years. Mostly using a melee weapon. In a world that often uses laser rifles.
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why did this meme start
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>>91238707
>Tom needs to convey that Samurai Jack isn't cancelled
>He says "You didn't really miss Jack" then announces you kinda did
>Rather than "Jack's not gone for good" or some shit like that
I'll admit, even that pissed me off just a smidge.
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>>91229651
mfw both shares the same latin american voice
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>>91235788
The AS site of course.
>not knowing about primary sources
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