SVTFOE is so fucking unrealistic.

>>91214361
They're basically like family and that would be like incest

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Marco put star in the friend zone.

>>91214361
One of my best friends at that age was a girl, so it's not that weird.

Of course I was an awkward nerd and she was ugly, so it's not like sexual tension was even a thing to begin with.

>>91214868
Girls can't really be ugly though, since guys have basically no standards.

>>91214876

Friendo, I am a straight guy and the world is full of women I wouldn't have sex with. Like, even when I was a teenager and at my most hormonal, the girls I was never attracted to outnumbered the ones I was.

There are plenty of men who have standards. Compared to women there might be less of them proportionally, or those standards might be a little lower, but they're still there.

>>91214902
Yeah... that's not what I see and hear in the real world. Nice try with your ignorance of basic sex differences, though.

>>91214917
I'm a straight guy too, and I concur. Not every man is the same retard.

>>91214361
Probably because you didn't have a girl like that at that age.

>>91214902
>>91214931
It's mostly cope desu.
>It's hard as fuck for me to get girls? Meh, most of them are ugly anyways!

>>91214964
I very much doubt that. Are you a guy?

>>91214964
Sounds like you're coping about how you stuck your dick in a tranny prostitute and got AIDS.

I mean hey, you don't have any standards, right?

>>91215019
I'm posting on 4chan, what do you think anon?

>>91215055
>implying there aren't femanons on /co/

>>91215079
>implying there are femanons in general
>implying there are females on the Internet
>implying the Internet is more enjoyable than sex
autist confirmed

Well it's on Disney so

Also, they couldn't have them develop feelings for each other or anything like that while living together. That would raise some moral guardian eyebrows

>>91215091
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not. There are definitely females on 4chan.

>>91215120
desu anyone with the sexual opportunities of even a hideously ugly girl who chooses shitposting on 4chan has something seriously wrong with them

Contrary to what 4chan would have you think, most people aren't having sex at age 14

>>91215179
Yeah, they start earlier nowadays.
source: real life

>>91215134
Fuck off newfag. Not all of us will fuck anything that moves.

desu auto-corrects to desu by the way, you're welcome

>>91214917
>>91214964

I'm sorry I revealed to you that your taste is just trash, Anon.

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>>91215196
>they start earlier nowadays.
>earlier than 14
This is some Brave New World shit right there. Who're they starting with? Oh, please don't tell me they're starting on their siblings...

>>91214876

Unless you're dead drunk, there's a lot you won't stick your dick in.

>>91215269
I'm sorry I revealed how the real world works to you, anon. Men are the beggars, women are the choosers.

>>91215196
Not where I live. You must live somewhere out in the wop wops.

>>91215179

>most people aren't having sex at age 14

http://recapp.etr.org/recapp/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.StatisticsDetail&PageID=555

>>91215283
That sounds like something an ugly guy would say.

>>91215330
80% of guys are ugly according to the infamous OKC study, as well as the 80/20 rule in general.

>>91215310
>Based on the 2013 Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance (YRBS) data, over half (53%) of all students in grades 9 to 12 indicated that they had not yet had sex.
>Between 1991-2013, the proportion of students who ever had sexual intercourse decreased from 54% to 47%.
>The percent of adolescents who are having sex at earlier ages has decreased since 1988
>A little more than one-third (34%) of all high school students reported being sexually active (they had sex in the previous three months).
>In 2013, 5.6% of students had had sexual intercourse for the first time before age 13 years.
>Between 1991 and 2013, the percentage of teens who reported having had sex before the age of 13 decreased from 10.2% to 5.6%.

Seems about right.

>>91215380
Dude, teens are way more savvy about revealing stuff like this nowadays. I bet the real stats are much, much higher.

>>91215394
And what are you basing that off exactly? Based off my experience, this seems pretty accurate.

>>91215450
>>91215196
>source: real life

>>91215523
Anecdotal evidence doesn't count for anything. Majority of 14 and under are not having sex, unless you live in a real shithole.

>>91215336
A study by a dating website
Dating websites being where ugly guys usually go when they're desperate

>>91215591
Right, because you have a more accurate study?
You know, like the one with university students, where not a single girl was willing to sleep with the opposite sex, while most of the guys were?

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>>91214361
>I mean, I don't understand how a guy and girl can do almost literally EVERYTHING together and not have sex
That's because you're a drooling retard.

>>91215615
I do not, I was just saying that sample may not be as good representation of the greater population.

And sauce?

>>91214361
> Unrealistic. A cartoon.
Wow, really?

>>91214361
>>91215650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE

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>>91214455
>Marco put Star in the friend zone
"I don't need a hero, I need a friend!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqcrwNXRgAo

>>91215669
Wasn't easy to find the link, but here it is anon, enjoy: http://www2.hawaii.edu/~elaineh/79.pdf

>>91214361
The fact that they both get ready in the morning in the same bathroom make sure the no sex thing impossible. Maybe there is something wrong with Marco, there is no way he couldn't develop feelings for Star within the first few episodes.

>>91215869
His family has been hosting exchange students for a long time, including girls, so I imagine he's just used to it

>>91215869
I think Tumblr would say there's something "right" with Marco in that sense, if you catch my drift.

>>91215886
Which only begs the question of why he didn't bang all of them... or at least why we didn't get to see any proof of that.

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>>91215869
>there is no way he couldn't develop feelings for Star within the first few episodes
He seemed like he was at least interested in her during Blood Moon Ball, but she got really upset with him in the end of that and explicitly told him she needed "a friend."
She didn't mean it as "I'm not interested in you like that, why did you follow me to this romantic dance you jerk," but Marco probably took it that way.

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>>91215944
He seems to have almost gotten with this blonde chick, but he must have splurged and insisted he was saving himself for Jackie, breaking her heart and making things terribly awkward for the rest of her stay.

>>91215979
>that hair color
>blond

>>91215831
Well I will give it to you anon this is effectively what you said it was and for that I am thankful. But 2 things are worth mentioning the girls found the guys to average a 7.3/10 while the guys found the girls to average a 7.7/10 i don't know if there are extremely attractive or unattractive outliers on either side but it seems they find each side equally attractive to what the other gender thinks of them on average. What learning from this study though is most girls want to have sex later on in the relationship while guys earlier on. This study showing guys tend to be more shallow in that aspect.

Though all this considered we also have to understand the research conducted for this happened over thirty years ago in late 70s early 80s, thats not to say its wrong, thats just to say it holds less water than a more recent study as things tend to change over 3 decades.

>>91215944
>>91215869
because it's a fucking Disney show and they're motherfucking 14 and Nefcy does not want to be called a fucking pedophile writing a story about 14 year olds fucking each other

>>91216225
That's why I said "any proof", not "sex scenes".
It was also a joke, humorless anon.

>>91216002
I think in the show it was more obviously blonde, in the picture on the wall

>>91216225
hey, it's our favorite storyboarder
have you gotten laid yet

>>91216718
are you talking about Sabrina?

>I don't understand how a guy and girl can do almost literally EVERYTHING together and not have sex, especially at that hormonal age.

It was created by a girl. Girl's have all kinds of unrealistic ideas about relationships.

>>91216791
Can't argue with that logic.

>>91215726
Reaping what you sow has never been more hilarious.

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>>91215650

>>91215726
There's no such thing as the friendzone for girls. As mentioned above, guys don't really have standards.

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>>91217416
Starcofag here. But I completely agree with you.

Star suffering is Sublime.

>>91217416

to be fair to Star, she probably didn't mean it in the "I'm not interested in you romantically way" but yea, still pretty amusing

SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER

and makes the final Starco that much better

>>91217627
Marco's heart belonged to another girl that Star helped him pursue

If Jackie and Marco never got together he probably would have felt something for star

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>>91217852
The suffering... so sweet.

Reminder that Starco is endgame.

>>91217852
Marco has kept his eye on the Jackiebowl yet somehow still comes off like a slut.

How does he do it?

>>91217891

anyone got a better resolution version of this

I need some HD suffering to make endgame that much sweeter

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>>91217948
I wish I did but sadly... that's the best resolution I have D:

>>91216791
Seeing how Star Vs has the best romantic sub plot of all time in TV shows, I think Nefcy is doing a great job.

Last night, with some set up of the characters, I showed 3 of my friends who don't like cartoons that clip from Just Friends. Immediately after they ended they felt bad for Star and each started talking of bad romantic things they went through in HS. No other show would have this effect on people.

>>91217908
> Keep loyal to your girl while let the others salivating for your latino butt that they will never touch.

That's not be a slut, it's just be a tease.

But, again, 16 years on Hekaverse in the making.

>>91217908
By being attractive?
I suppose 4chan doesn't really know that feel tho

>>91218043
That's going to backfire. Star and Janna aren't above taking drastic measures.

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>>91218045
>I suppose 4chan doesn't really know that feel tho

Blanket statements hurt us all anon.

>>91214876

> this is what women actually believe

>>91215179

Do you remember being 14? Most kids when I was growing up were definitely sexually curious by then

>>91215272

> muh brave new world

Oh come on, let's stop being overdramatic. It's not like they're having orgies, and the onset of puberty has always been a harbinger of sexual curiousity, and that happens in the early teens

>>91218013

sadness

can some wonderful anon make an HD version then?

>>91215955
Im mad they just ignore that hes like in his 30s.
I wonder if they'll ever bring it up.

>>91218401
He's technically 30 and has a 14 year old girlfriend. How did they get away with this?

>>91218167
I'm a guy you idiot. Do you really think a chick would post that? Girls prefer to keep it on the down low so guys don't decide to get together and revolt one day - not that it would happen anyways, but...

>>91218438

Let's see here

> Think that guys would fuck literally any girl
> Believe that women find 80 percent of men unattractive
> Fantasizing about a 'revolt'

I've solved the mystery, you're a pathetic little bitch with no standards and you're projecting your sorry state onto the entire male population

>>91218579
1. Pretty much true desu senpai
2. See the CITED SOURCES above you shitposter
3. You're the only one fantasizing here
Oh yeah, and I don't care about "standards" since I've checked out of the dating game altogether. If you know you can't compete, why not focus your energy on more productive stuff?
Doesn't mean I won't try to redpill guys though.

>>91218696

1. lol no it fucking isn't
2. muh literal social medial survey is totally not biased and completely correct science in every way guys
3. You're the one bringing it up

> being this much of a sad INCEL faggot
> implying that believing "Guys will fuck literally any girl and girls think all guys are ugly" isn't the biggest fucking bluepill in existence

kys immediately there is no hope for you

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POST CUTE
And PERFECT I NEED SOME MORE IN MY FILES

>>91218797
Are you complete fucking retarded? Or do you not know the difference between a survey and data analysis? I also love how you capitalized INCEL, like it makes your shitty point any less shitty.

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>>91214361
>t. never had a friend in his life

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>>91218430
> technically

That's how.

If your going to troll at least make an attempt at it.

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>>91219301
Here have this.

>>91219361

Do you not know the difference between actual data analysis and data analysis from information drawn from a particular website which is in itself a humongous filtering and biasing factor?

> uh...uh...u capitalized something

Pathetic, you still need to kys btw

>>91214876
It doesn't even have to be about looks.
If I know your true personality, I won't stick my dick in crazy; no matter how hot you are

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>>91219301
Or this.

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Would you a real Star?

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>>91219992

Doesn't look like she has any personality.

>>91220031
and you can tell it from a single picture?

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You assholes need to get to Roger Bacon's soup.io right the fuck now.

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>>91220053
No that's why I said Looks like she doesn't.

Not She doesn't have any personality.

Learn to read.

>>91218143
Not the ones that are truly confident in their attractiveness.

But it is, in fact, what's on the inside that counts.

>>91214455
This. But only because she INSISTED that she wanted him to be just her friend, and Marco obliged.

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>>91221196
Yeah exactly, at the blood
Moon ball Marco went because his inner jealousy that she was going alone on a date, all he needed was a little push for his emotions to take over and make him go, which the voice provided by saying "the moon of lovers" while he was alone, at the end Marco though he had saved the day but star thought of it more as, yeah he's right but only because he crashed the dance and doesn't trust star alone, wish is how she took it, "I need a friend", made Marco lose his interest he had built up to star, think about it, at this moment he had no interacted with Jackie, he must have thought "she's way out of my league" but on the other hand he became close to the other girl who would actually give him attention. So once Star said those dreadful words Marco prob said to himself, "I better not be the "where's my hug at" and continue to be a friend which is what she needs". In other words Marco prevented himself from getting KEKED

>>91220680

Angie needs more lewds

>>91219880
You're the one who capitalized shit for no reason.

And it's pretty much the biggest such dataset around. It's either that or anecdotal evidence.

>>91219400
>implying men and women can be friends
Someone never watched When Harry Met Sally.

>>91225210

I'm going to let you in on a little science secret: Having such an obviously biased, filtered, poorly analyzed dataset is not actually any better than anecdotal evidence. Arguably, it's worse

>>91215394
>B-b-buh the stats are lying! All the chads are fucking Stacy but me REEEEEEE!

Pull yourself off your shit-smeared cross, /r9k/.

>>91219806
Oh lighten up will ya? I'm being facetious. Still it's pretty fucked up to have a mentally 30 year old guy with a 14 year old girl.

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>>91214361
>I don't understand how a guy and girl can do almost literally EVERYTHING together and not have sex
It's called having a friend

>>91227440

>>91225241

>>91227456
Using a comedy film to compare to reality?
Doesn't really work friendo.

>>91227503
It's one of the most well-known movie scenes ever, and that's not because people disagree with it.

Movies can bring insight into real life sometimes.

>>91215979

how do Diazes do it? Not only have they one magical creature living with them right now, but they used to have an even more unicorn-esque level of abnormality there as well? Has no one pointed the black guy plying in a metal band?Do you guys realize how rare and awesome that is?

>>91227267
>mentality
not quite correct
>experience
is the right word.

The difference matters because your body and its age affects the way you think, act and feel more, than you could imagine.
So even technically Marco is a 14 y.o. He just had more time to have fun

>>91227873
That's a fair point, but still, you'd expect experience like that to change a person quite significantly. He would have memories from when he was 30 years old, and on some level Marco should feel older and somewhat disconnected from his peers.

But hey, it's a cartoon, it doesn't have to be realistic.

>>91215272

But that's the opposite. If anything, sex earlier than 14 was the norm for the majority of history.

>>91228502
Well, he kinda acts a little bit different compared to his earlier self. Especially in comparisson to S1 and the beginning of S2. He really acts a bit like an adult from time to time. Also, his "getting adult" path has also been far from normal - away from society, tracking Heckapoo, surviving etc. You can do this for 16 years, learn a lot of stuff and still be only a "teenager" who has learned nothing other then things from adventures.
However I get the point everyone is complaining about. Writers could've done a better job explaining why things are like that. And it was explained during livestream, but I still consider it as "not enough"

My thought is that those 16 years were REALLY 8 minutes. It's just some kind of a simulation trial program/dimension that helps a person to earn scissors without actually losing half of their life. And at the same time - with passing or failing all needed tests to prepare a person for owning given scissors.
It's like using plane simulator before you can actually try a real one.
Anyway, all those dimension shenanigans have ended up in Marco's short-term memory (unlike true experience) and that's why the whole thing has partially faded.

>>91227440
>>91227456
>>91227503
>>91227566

Generally, when they're younger, men and women can't be friends, unless one or the other is taken

Handy dandy chart here

Teens: Guys and girls can't be friends, even if one or both of them is taken
20s: Guys and girls can be friends, as long as both of them are taken
30s: Guys and girls can be friends, as long as one or both of them are taken, and the friendship's fairly casual
40s: Guys and girls can be friends regardless of relationship status, as long as the friendship is casual
50s: Guys and girls can be friends regardless of relationship status, friendship can be any degree of closeness

>>91229385
Where's my movie scene with THIS degree of nuance, anon!?

>>91229432

movies aren't for nuance, movies are for shallow platitudes and excuses to make celebrities show us their assholes