IN A BULDING:

>>91210989
there lives a man

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>>91212109
who wants to kill himself

>>91212171
With a dildo

>>91210989
dammit Stiney where is my FUCKING danish I've asked you twevle FUCKING times

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>>91212176

while a pigeon impersonating Bill Cosby pecks his eyes out

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>>91212338

>>91212452
The pigeon is named Alex.

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>>91212515

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>>91212548
We know how Alex looks.

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>>91212687

>>91212338
how can a pigeon peck his own eye out?

the man falls to his death, but lands on the bird and the dildo, breaking his fall but somehow fusing the bird and the dildo together

>>91213491
>fusing the bird and the dildo
Dilbird?
Birdo?

>>91212756
>>91210989
And the pigeon is trying to convince the man to not kill him self