Post some fucked up moments in comics

>>91208209
Did Kingpin rape Big Lucky in front of his dead wife?

>>91208239
Would only be fair, considering the reason Kingpin did this was to get revenge for a Big Lucky raping him in prison

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Punisher MAX was a fun time

>>91208322
Absolute mad man. The first two arcs were solid, and just like that it went to shit.

>>91208322
/spoil when he killed micro I was literally shaken it /Eric

>>91208461
Holy fuck auto correct lmao

>>91208209
Why doesn't he just do this to Spider-Man?

>>91208209
NTR is patrician taste.

>>91208506

He doesn't know who Spidey is anymore.

And would mainverse Kingpin even do something like this anyway?

>>91208506
Spiderman didn't rape him

>>91208209
>lex luthor regrets eating 40 cakes.jpg

>>91208506
This isn't Batman, anon.

>>91208506
One, He is spider-man. He going to find a way to kill/torture/ruin king pin.
Two, No sane human villain will ever go after a super hero wife unless they got a death wish.
three, He doesn't know spider-man.

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>>91208253
I still call bullshit on this.

How do random prison thugs manage to overpower Kingpin, let along rape him?

>>91208642
This is the MAX universe, Kingpoin is just a fat guy, not a human mountain.

>>91208642

He was just a presumably untrained ghetto thug at that point, and there were about five or six guys.

>>91208506
Well, IIRC there was an issue where Spider-Man got sick of his shit and reminded him that he could very easily pop his skull open like a grape.
So, unless he's got some really tough super-goons with him, he's fucked if spidey finds out he did anything to MJ.

>>91208682

But he still did shit like crush heads with his bare hands.

>>91208642
In MAX he's just a built fat guy, so strong enough to take on maybe two big guys in a fight, but not strong enough to hold off the entire prison gang.

So yeah, they held him down and he got raped

>>91208701
Yeah after deciding to become Muscle.

>>91208642
He wasn't always SuperStrong sumo-wrestler material, he was still a kid when he first did time.

>>91208682
MAX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon, it still takes place in 616. Luke Cage met his bride-to-be in a MAX label.

>>91208779
>MAX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon, it still takes place in 616
The fuck you're talking about? Maybe for some titles that's the case, but by the end of Aaron's run Frank, Bullseyes, Elektra and KIngpin are all dead (I think, it's been a while since I read it).

>>91208779
>AX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon
hahaha no

Tastes Like Chicken

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>>91208209

I regret all of this.

>>91208642
With their dicks

>>91208820
>>91208823
Ennis's Welcome Back Frank was MAX and it's canon.
Jessica Jones was MAX and it's canon.

I never read any comic where Frank kills Elektra, and there seems to be some bad memory happening on this thread, so I'm guessing it didn't happen.

>>91208940
>I'm not even a bum, I just knocked the door to ask for directions, how did it come to this?

>>91209021
Welcome back Frank was under the Marvel Knights imprint, which has ties to 616.

>>91208696
that was in Back in Black

>>91208209
I can only dream of being that savage.

>>91209178
Marvel Knights ended with WelcomeBackFrank, and the Ennis run on Frank continued on under the MAX label through the next few storyarcs.
(which I don't know how official Marvel's "imprints" are, but I'm sure there was some overlap there)
The Marvel Knights theme just wasn't selling comics.

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>>91209021
Nope, what he said >>91209178

Just checked, Punisher shoots Elektra in the spine and makes her paraplegic, then the Hand murders her. Frank also dies and there's a funeral.
MAX Punisher is not 616 Punisher, and you're the first person in the world I see argue that.

Jessica Jones is a different beast, that takes place in the main universe while being a MAX series.

>>91209709
LMD, obviously

>>91208820
MAX is just Marvel's mature imprint.

Think early Vertigo some titles are canon some like Punisher Max can't fit into the main continuity.

>>91209709
To further iterate, Punisher MAX isn't canon with the other MAX titles, which aren't canon with EACB OTHER, let alone 616

616 has since referenced SOME of the events in some of these stories, but that just means a version of them happened, not all of them in entirety.

was MAX or Knights a better Marvel imprint overall
I forget what it was, but there was a War Machine story I thought was badass

>>91208506
because spiderman would flay him alive using his fingertips then fill his lungs with webbing.

>>91210025
I much preferred Knights. it felt more mature in a 'taking a serious approach to serious issues' way rather than mature as in 'can't show that to kids'

>>91209981
Barracuda will never be in 616

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Nicky Cavella >>>>> Aaron's Kingpin

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>>91210128
sheeeeeeeeit

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>>91210128

>>91208209
>Not posting the previous page with Kingpin himself being raped.

>>91210128
A classic

>>91210025
Marvel Knights had a "dark" magic theme to it.
Doctor Strange, Ghost Rider, Moon Knight, Werewolf-by-Night, and Punisher back when some jackass thought Frank needed magic god-guns.
It had nothing whatsoever to do with a mature audience appeal.

>>91210229
Is that it?

>>91210229
Who the Fuck had the baby? Is spider man killing the bad guys? Whose baby was?

>>91210207
????

>>91210128
Goddamit Cartman

>>91210229
Fuck you shocker! What kind of trained super criminal don't know how to swim?

>>91210248
FunFact: That's how one of Batman's villains lost his family during a picnic.

>>91210260
The actual X-Men comics are far more gay than even that old WildStorm parody page depicts.

>>91209981
>Punisher MAX isn't canon with the other MAX titles
It's connect to both Fury MAX volumes

>>91210260
Someone give me context on this.

>>91208506
Gordon go home. This isn't your universe.
What fuck is wrong with him? Rape villians, blah

>>91210207
Her hands are posed weirdly, her face is... something and her dialogue is uh, vague.

I cannot tell if she's being raped oh just hitting pre-orgasm.

Goddamn, the quality drop when Ennis dropped off MAX

>>91211025
NEVER!

>>91210260
> all the Xmen femmes will never take turns to suck your dick.

Kill me, kill me now, I'm fucking ready.

>>91210230
That's fucking gay, and an actual good description of the chain of command.

>>91210128
That goes from being fucked up to actually sort of funny to even more fucked up in the span of no time at all.
>>91210215
>>91210229
Sauce on this is Origin of the Species.

>>91211025
Mark Millar and Rob Liefeld made a book together.
That's the context.

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>>91208209

>>91212036
...what was the joke?

>>91212079
Batman is insane. They all know it, he's functional, but he's not only crazy but dangerous to god-level beings. He's also aware of that fact.

For a moment, every one of them remembered just how dangerous their trusted friend is and what he could do if instead of mundane tech he instead had a lantern ring that can create whatever he imagines. While Batman himself contemplates his codes of conduct and how they prevent him from crossing the line and what that means with that power.

Its just a super dark moment where he goes from one of the group to reminding them that he's a guy who's very close to being a supervillain.

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>>91211927

There will be no talking, Only punching if some guy/girl come to your house and fuck your mom in order to spit you.

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>>91208506
Because he fears the spider

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As much as people like to say cuckold in reference to Marvel, they rarely mention when it was a plot point.

>>91212161
Even Sinestro and Hal have said it multiple times. He'd be a damned good lantern. He even had a stint with Clark's powers for a bit and really took to using them to put real fear into scumbags the world over. Only thing is, he wouldn't stop. And that's the problem. He needs that mortal limit or things get bad quick, for him and everyone else.

>>91212177
Art makes it look like cap is slightly smiling in the second pic lmao

>>91212258
Yeah... Parker has to remind them every time they step over the line that he's holding back. Being clever and nice about how he goes about things. Now that I think about it, he's had to teach this lesson to a couple of people who thought he was too sweet to push harder than they think he can.

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>>91212379

>>91212379
That smile is an edit.

>>91212345
what is this?
how did Matt come back from this?

some of these really aren't "fucked up"

>>91212698
Turns out that wasn't Matt, just some kid wearing a daredevil costume

>>91212724
Yeah, this thread is a disaster.

First some douche spams an entire comic that isn't fucked up. Now some asshole keeps posting barely bad shit.

>>91209709
The art of Steve Dillon is a fucking travesty. I'm glad he is dead

>>91210207
What is that even from?>>91210207

>>91209677
>I have no idea what I'm talking about

>>91212497
I know Marvelfags have an incredible hateboner for Zimmerman, but this was a very good issue.

>>91212698
Alternate universe.

>>91212822
Savage Dragon

>>91212331
>cuckold

Was the robot girl married to someone? Because if not you're using the word wrong just like everyone else.

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>>91212914
They were in a relationship with expectations of monogamy, yes.

>>91213023
Did they explain why she fucked the meat-bag?

>>91213050
BIG HUMAN COCK

LITTLE ROBOT DICK

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>>91213069
She wanted to experience sex since she was trying to feel more of what organics and techno-organic beings like Warlock feel, and gives no fucks about what anyone thinks. Warlock is a virgin and panicked when she asked for a fuck.

So she offered to fuck Warlock's human best friend, because Warlock shared a body with him for awhile. He didn't say no, but greatly regretted it.

Danger spent some time propositioning everyone for sex afterwards.

>>91208209

>Nicole_Crushed.jpg
>Nicole_Shot_through_head.png

You know the ones.

>>91213168
Lesson learned.
Never make an autistic robot your waifu.

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>>91213349

Man, I miss Stanley and Downer.

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>>91213202
lol wut

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>>91212161

I thought the joke was he'd bring his parents back from the dead.

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>>91210207
I feel like Angel simply went completely insane and simply let some kind of Stockholm syndrome take over

Also I'm sad the last thread was purged and I have to re-post all those Dragon pics

>>91210229
It still fucking baffles me how different Shocker looks in his different appearances

>>91208209

Why is Xavier so fat? Can't he psychic away all the excess flab?

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>>91208209
This was pretty fucked up for a newspaper strip. I mean, a cat smoking a pipe? Is that suitable for kids? How many of them tried to shove their dad's pipes down the throat of their cat after reading this "funny" strip huh? Where were the cencors even looking with this one? How did Davis get away with this?

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He actually marries her over this and she decides to abandon him and her daughter leaving him as a single father

>>91214011
this thread was shit enough without your "witty" humor already, anon.

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>>91214227
I personally believe she secretly managed to sabotage his condoms since they haven't failed him before or after this incident and he fucks his girlfriend literally every day for like a year before she got pregnant. But in one day he gets 3 girls pregnant at once lol

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>>91214253
Her eventual end after attempting to babytrap 2 people.

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>>91214270
The lesson learned is never fuck aliens...

>>91214270
So fucking satisfying.

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>>91214281
Unless you're this guy who didnt even try that hard

>>91214300
I don't get it

She has a mouth

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The top panel NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH.

>>91214300
>sees her naked
>immediately goes "i can't do this"
what a faggot

>>91214348
Context?

>>91214333
>>91214371
I bet she has an even larger dick and he wasn't willing to go there with the alien princess

>I didn't know Geldarians were so, well - -
He was going to say "endowed" but she cut him off

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Honestly this whole thread could be filled up with nothing but Stardust.

>>91214384
She borrowed some teleportation powers without knowing the side effects. If you teleport something living other than your immediate self it explodes.

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>>91214394
It was so weird reading Savage Dragon when the artist puts a fan drawing of him in a recent issue. I thought Stardus was some long forgotten character who briefly received short pop in popularity on 4chan for a couple of years before being forgotten again.

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God, New Warriors was a great run.

>>91214392
Maybe instead of 2 holes (anus, vagina), there were a cheese grater worth of holes.

>>91214421
The guy who writes Savage Dragon is a huge Public Doman Comics nerd and has numerous products dedicated to reviving and reusing the characters and stories. He uses PD characters to fill up his expanded universe.

What was with Ultimate Marvel and all the cannibalism anyway?

>>91214436
Legitimately disturbing

>>91214392
Could have been another mouth with sharp pointy teeth. Or even just an egg sack she's supposed to drop into a pond and then the male ejaculates into the water. Who the fuck knows.

>>91214615
>Could have been another mouth with sharp pointy teeth.
I'm not seeing much of a problem.

>>91214648
and nothing but sharp and pointy teeth.

>>91214673
Listen nigga, it could be filled with nothing but poison-tipped white-hot needles - I am going to FUCK that alien.

>>91210128
This shit goes back to Greek mythology.

>>91212036
The Candlejack edit is better. They change it so-

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>>91212036
>>91214765
This one is what I mean

>>91212331
who is she?

>>91214436
>>91214615
You can always use some sort of sex toy. His tech jacket is capable of shapesifting into whatever shape he needs for the job so its not like they couldn't do anything at all. One glance = nope impossible? Bullshit. Even if he didn't have some sort of sex toy or tool for the job at that moment he could have worked with her to make something so that it can work in the end.

Also she has a mouth so half of the "incompatibility" problem is already gone.

>>91212331
I don't think you know what cuckold means

>>91214907
>Implying it has any meaning at all anymore

>>91213194
WTF Alejandro? It's like something out of a Mark Millar comics

>>91214874
His power levels must be real low. I'd let that chick ream me with all kinds of tentacles for intercrural alone.

>>91214253
>>91214270
>>91214281

Erik Larsen is a TRUE MADMAN

>>91214436
You absolutely did not need to put that image in my trypophobic imagination.

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>>91215301
I loved the strong sexual overtones this series had

>>91215301
>>91215322
I sometimes get the impression Mahnke is trying to tell us something.

>>91214425
Context?

>>91213939

Context?

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>>91215377
Aracely can see the real Speedball.

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>>91215418
Shes a complete psycho who likes to kill people. Also in their blood is a secret of immortality so she wants that. Also I'm sure her personal reason for killing people hasn't been fully explained and shes currently in prison awaiting trial or whatever is going to happen to her.

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>>91215524
And she likes to fuck little boys

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>>91215540
Then kill them once they get annoying.

>>91215524
Holy shit I just read about Dart and it's so dumb... So she's basically "rape and revenge" - the vigilante? And some kind of female Bullseye? But only with darts, of course.

>>91215602
This dart is a straight up villain seeking power for herself. She throws darts and she was trained by effectively Batman before she betrays him

>>91212235
Blackest Night was fucked up

>>91215301
>>91215322
S-source?

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>>91213202
>>91213434
Out of curiosity I started reading this... what the fuck. Its so god damn terrible.

>>91216209
Same here.
What a weird story of a guy becoming psychic space moses (really emphasizing the moses part at the beginning every time) while his family are having fucked up adventures on the side.

It's so awful and pretentious I can't stop reading.

>>91214907
It died as a word when Anthony Burch lost his Wii U to his ex-wife.

>>91216136
At that resolution it shouldn't be hard for google to find one of them, but nevertheless
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Decadence_(Wildstorm_Universe)

>>91208601
But he probably does remember, even if vaguely, that time that Spiderman stopped fucking around and the only reason he didn't die was that person (Who was it? Why did spider man care?) wasn't dead yet.

He knows there's a threeshold he can cross. You want to fuck with spider man's family, he better be mostly dead already. Like, already hacked his limbs off mostly dead. Or next time he just dies choking on web fluid.

>>91216017
how is this fucked up?

or this
>>91212220
>>91212235
it's more funny

>>91216136
Stormwatch PHD. The Daemonite characters feel like weird sex perverts for the entire series.

Then the Wildstorm universe shat itself and everything was shitty forever. What a crap way to end the series.

>>91212433


i'm not sure there are any moments sweeter in the world of comics where Spider-Man is forced to demonstrate to his criminal gallery of clowns that he could effortlessly and instantly reduce them to chunky smears on the nearest wall. In fact he has to go out of his way to restrain himself from doing exactly that.

>>91214281

Pfffffft this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. This is what you get when you read Savage Dragon now? Jesus fucking Christ end your shitty comic already Larsen.

>>91219000
I feel like he read The Boys and thought
>I bet I could do something like that.

>>91215553

"Hey kids, comics!"

Why in the name of holy living crap would anyone spend money on this garbage? Omfg the edges. So edgy.

>>91216209
What is the title to this comic?

>>91219150
>>91219000
Because its fun you prude. Why come to 4chan?

>>91212265
.. In his underwear.

>>91219491
I actually figured him as a boxer shorts kind of guy.

>>91219597
I'm not a big comic fan, but I always figured Dr. Strange would have a thong.

>>91219150
Don't forget the recent issue where they just saved the world from being overrun with monsters, stopped dragon babies from exploding out of wombs, and stopped a super powered assassin...

... and then ended with an OH NOES TRUMP IS PRESDIETNT NOW THAAAAAAT'S SUUUUUUPER SCARY AMIRITE, GUIS?!!?!!

Fuck that comic.

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>>91208209
How you become a superhero in the world of No Hero. Comic written by Warren Ellis and art by Juan Jose Ryp.

>>91219676
mad?

>>91219283
>>91219773

Nobody wants to talk to you.

>>91219814
But you just did proving yourself wrong

:^)

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Ultimate X-Men 41 was pretty fucked up

>>91219849
>>91219875

This is why I hate trying to use mutants to parallel real world social issues. It is completely legitimate to be afraid of children who spontaneously and uncontrollably murder entire towns.

Fucking muties.

>>91219849
>>91219875
Context? Also, that's not how chromosomes work.

>>91219936
>One guy can turn any object he touches into a powerful explosive
>Another guy can't even open his eyes without blowing out the entire neighborhood.
>He forgets to put his glasses on when he wakes up one day and everyone fucking dies
>I suggest people like that be put in a registry so I can live in a place where getting blown up is less likely to happen
>This somehow makes me a nazi.

I mean come on now

>>91219948
Kid has the mutant power of Death Aura. Anyone in a large radius of him turns to dust. Wolverine's regen powers let him get close enough to put him down.

>>91208525
Raping a women and killing her is not NTR.

Raping her to the point that she asks for more while her husband is there is NTR.

>>91220058
I still don't get it. Does he mean if he had a different power he could have been an X-Man or what? From the panels alone it looked like some kid was sad that he wasn't a mutie and Wolverine killed him for being an emo.

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>>91219948
>>91220029
>>91220058
>>91220093

I don't feel like posting the rest, but he killed off his entire neighborhood in his sleep before getting to school.

>>91220108
Frankly, that is a really interesting premise.
From what I read here I suppose it wasn't handled well.

>>91213042
Sauce?

>>91220216

You've basically seen the entire comic now.

Has nobody posted yet the page with Red Skull making a woman kill her husband with scissors in order to save their baby?

>>91220029
I loved Morrison Era counterpoint that for every mutant with abilities to destroy towns or cities we have 10 or 30 so mutants whose power is to turn their skin blue or have an elongated neck or be a shitty human bird. Basically showing that most mutations are just shitty and harmless.

>>91212235
moot?

>>91219225
The Technopriests

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>>91220525
Grant Morrison's New X-Men is my favorite X-Men run for precisely those reasons.

I am actually a fan of the shitty human bird character, Beak. I related to him on so many levels.

Pic is fan art I liked.

>>91214371
The writer said her genitals were like a geoduck, but they were more like a rough extendable trunk with a beaked vagina near the tip, covered in stinging barbs emitting an odor like dark cheese and urine.

>>91219676
To lib sissies any man is scary.

>>91220721
>geoduck
Kinky.

>>91220525
Yeah I really liked that one too. The real implications of being an average mutant is not being able to find a job or live a normal life without people harassing you or requiring special equipment to perform basic tasks.

I wish Savage Dragon did more with that too. There are a few minor story bits about "freaks" being completely unable to find acceptance with their deformed looks. I liked this one character "thunderhead" who was the son of a man who also had a crazy skull for a head. I wish I saved the image but there was a single issue where this guy who was basically the big mob boss of Chicago yelling at his son making him swear he wouldn't go down the path of crime like he did. That he should get a good education and a normal job. It all worked until they fired him first the moment they had any amount of cut backs. So in the end he was forced into a life of crime because nobody wants to work with a guy who has a blue skull thing for a head.

>>91220721
I doubt he said that. Also still workable if you believe in true love

>>91220822
What about the story about Mutants whose powers people use to their advantage? Imagine being fucking strong, but not to the point of super-heroness?
Taking advantage of shit like that.
>I can shoot lightning out my dick, so they hooked my dick up to this force-feedback codpiece to power the local grid.
>I fire at 1.21 Jizzawatts

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Ha-ha! Time for more suffering.

>>91220721
source?

>>91220910
The only time I've ever read it done in general was in Astro City. And even then the plot was focused around some moron abducting said people to be his minions.

>>91221021
I want to write the story about a guy whose dick shoots lightning.
>Faster than the speed of jizz
He recounts how he got his job at the electric plant, and how the workers there had to learn new jobs in order to stay because of the output he produces, causing 24/7 maintenance and watch.

His goal?
To go home and eat a sandwich.

>>91213321
The problem is that she's a robot, an alien AI that Xavier gave a human personality then enslaved to become the Danger Room unwillingly.

Warlock is actually a life form. One who's body is robotic, but undergoes organic processes like eating and reproduction. He was Marvel's answer to Starfire as a fish out of water alien with adorable observations of Earth culture.

>>91220910
I guess its mostly a looks thing. If Brian Peppers looked like Brad Pitt he wouldn't have gotten in trouble. If the comics moved forward in time as if it were real life and weren't constantly filled with apocalypse situations then I'd say in maybe 50 years Mutants would be seen as a nice beneficial part of society if they started popping up today.

Gambit would be miner of the year as he could clear massive amounts of land for excavation very quickly. Anyone with super strength would be loved at any factory. Loading and unloading trucks in seconds without any need of heavy equipment. Any minor beneficial power could be leveraged into something unique and useful.

>>91220914

This hit me in the gut, and I didn't even know Sonic comics were a thing

>>91214331
M-more?

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>>91221268
They aren't anymore. It was a good run, though.

>>91219651
Honestly after spending all that time with monks you'd kind of expect one of those cloth diaper things monks wear.

>>91217815
"Fucked up" and "funny" are not mutually exclusive.

Dead baby humor.

What's red, pink, and purple all over? A dead baby.

What's blue, green, and black? That same dead baby six months later.

>>91221510
As this is neither funny nor disturbing, does that make it anti-dead baby humor?

>>91221225
I know right? I've never been really into comics because of the whole 'Oh no! Its the end of the world!' thing, when it doesn't really seem to call for it.
So many of the answers to the writing seem obvious.
>Why are people like the Joker allowed to walk in and out of arkham?
Because you guys dont put him in a maximum security prison.
>Why does the world hate mutants?
Because a good chunk of them only see the vocal ones. If I was a mutant I'd bet you the only power I'd have would be is orgasm control.

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>>91219150
Learn your comics history and the changing of standards in the 80's, and you'll know.

>>91215377
hummingbird can read minds and is a huge blabber mouth

>>91214425
I don't think i ever seen Sam bring up the new warriors I still don't know if some of them died when that spider-man event happened

>>91220029
The problem is most mutants don't have cool powers. They just have transparent skin, or extra eyes.

The basics of the social issue are:
>Arresting/killing someone for something they COULD do but haven't, no guilt/due process/fair trial.
>Blaming innocents for the actions of a few batshit insane motherfuckers.

>>91214436
imagine

>>91219936
I mean that's why its an allegory, and also you should use uncontrollable powers or useless sparingly. The idea behind the powers should be 'this is what you CAN BE' not "this is your burden" which's been lost, I think, as writers go for the easy drama of hideous/uncontrollable mutants.

>>91212542
This is so Rorschach and Nite Owl.

>>91221528
Did you miss the
>it's more funny
part of what I was replying to?

>>91214421

Apparently he was a part of the League of Extrordinary Gentlemen's universe as well, he was an antagonist defeated by the league offscreen.

>>91220525
See, I don't like that. It lets mutants off the hook and makes their rise not insidious.

The occasional Beak or Nightcrawler is evocative but most mutants should be SCARY, they should be powerful and beautiful and feel like a new race come to supplant our own.

They aren't, they're just a new branch of humanity, but the threat has to be there and has to feel legitimate.

>>91221654
Yep.
Watchmen characters are based on existing characters that once belonged to Charlton Comics and were bought by DC many years ago.

>>91221696
How is the "mutant rise" insidious?

Mutants are literally just altered humans. Its not invasion of the body-snatchers, its "my daughter for some reason has glowing eyes under black light" or "my son can fly".

The problem is humans thinking "oh shit, they're going to outbreed us!" when in reality its your own fucking kid. I mean, you could hook up with a chick who can teleport and your kid could be born able to read minds. That's a genetic advantage, that puts your family light years ahead of the Smiths.

The core conflict of X-Men is that people are dumb motherfuckers who see the human race getting stronger, literally becoming a species of superheroes, as defeat. That's how it works as an allegory for racism, people assuming the new and the other is bad. That the masses are just luddites towards development as a species.

>>91221827
So in that respect, Magneto was correct. Even Prof. Xavier to an extent.
>They just don't understand
I want to see Magneto stop trying to take over the world, call Prof. Xavier, they both fly to the UN and they all just.
Fucking.
Talk.
No super mega ultra powers. No ulterior motives. Just a list of grievances, who they are, and what they want.

>>91219707
Well, how /do/ you?

>>91221947
That's the other allegory that people like to forget in X-Men.

"This is why we can't have nice things."

When a few assholes decide to respond to mistreatment with mistreatment, they fuck things up for everyone else.

Like the Italian mob responding to being sent to live in a ghetto by participating in organized crime and having shootouts with the Jewish mafias and Irish gangs kept the Italians just trying to make a life for themselves firmly stuck in the ghetto.

>>91214300
This is so fucking aweful, the writer should be dragged out into the street and raped in every hole. How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that there is only one way to have sex?

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>>91222443
And Stormbringer is a cunt.

>>91221665
Damn, Dr. Robotnik don't play that shit

>>91222443
This is precisely why I dread the monkey's paw of wishing to live in a fantasy world.
All your dreams could come true, yes, but all your nightmares as well.

>>91220029
Which is why they need to change the narrative around mutants from black/gay/whatever folk to gun rights then shit like this would look a lot less retarded.

>>91222454
I was a thousand times more evil than thou

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>>91220721

>>91222609
MY MASTER IS MY SLAVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxL3-Fl7bM

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>>91220721
We are going to need some astro-glide and patchouli, gonna give this the ol college try.

Do it for love. Do it for the human race. Do it for....Merica

>>91221256
Context?

>>91210260
I hate everything about this page

>>91223074
Supergod: Supergod is the story of what an actual superhuman arms race might be like.

Lugus is the English War God.
America builts a 6 billion war Jesus
India clones thier faviroute god Krishna in real life
Iran builts an artificial angel

>>91212433
>>91218694
Any more examples?

>>91212331
>I was sleeping in and then I woke up and you were...

isn't that literally rape

>>91223314
This is sounding very Shin Megami Tensei

>>91221947
Bendis did that.

Turns out it was fucking dull as shit.

The whole POINT of Magneto is that he can't handle a mutant revolution he isn't at the head of. He has a point but he is also a vicious tyrant unable to move past his pain.

>>91221827
I mean there are a number of points in this thread to counter that, not the least of which is mutation is a crapshoot and you get the occasional city-destroyer, not to mention the mutants who have the power go to their heads and go mad or on a rampage or join Magneto or Apoclypse.

Power's dangerous and it's fair to be afraid of that

>>91220721
>implying I wouldn't fuck the shit out of that

>>91210194
What is this from?

>>91223685
Then Magneto needs a therapist.

>>91221347
I think they were just delayed until April...which is around right now I believe.

>>91214331
>what happens when you summon Kek with octs

>>91214615
>not finding it hot to jack off in front of a girl onto her eggs she just deposited

>>91219849
>>91219875
>he's currently harmless if he just stays in the wilderness
>could come in useful in a crisis, just drop him in the middle of an army of monsters and they all get instakilled
>dont even bother to try and find a treatment for him
>fuck it just snikt him lol

>>91224768
>drop him in the middle of an army of monsters
And who would transport him? Flying Wolverine or what? And how far away would he have to be? What if the monsters are among the innocent?
Don't you think he feels REALLY guilty for the deaths of all these people and maybe doesn't want to live like this anymore lest he becomes insane and then shit really goes down? Have you even thought ONE of your points through?

>>91221225
>it's ok to rape people if you're attractive

*tips*

>>91224834
>And who would transport him? Flying Wolverine or what?
a drone
>And how far away would he have to be?
test his powers limits while studying how else to control them, for all wolverine knows he just needs to wear a containment suit and he's fine
>What if the monsters are among the innocent?
obviously only use him for worst case scenarios
>Don't you think he feels REALLY guilty for the deaths of all these people and maybe doesn't want to live like this anymore lest he becomes insane and then shit really goes down?
it's not even his fault since it happened automatically and it's a good thing wolverine knows lots of powerful psychics who could help him out
>Have you even thought ONE of your points through?
I thought about it while in bed with ur mum

>>91225046
How would delivering via drone work? Like, he's not superman and probably can't withstand just getting dropped off like Wolverine. Or getting shot at. Or anything that would hurt a regular human being. Also, you just can't strap him on a drone. Basically you would have to put him in a remote-controlled airplane, since nobody would be able to train him.
And who would conduct the experiments studying his condition? Again just Wolverine? What are worst case scenarios? Aliens taking over the world? Then he would stand no chance in the first place because of the local nature. And if, as you said, he could prevent people dying by wearing a hazmat suit, why could that not work on others, e.g. the enemy wearing containment suits? And feeling guilty over something is independent from being actual responsible. And fucking with his mind is most unethical.
And by the way you write I must assume you are 15 at most.
And I just feel dumber commenting on all that, so if your goal was to troll me, you did it.
Of course I know you didn't, you are just retarded. inb4 merely pretending

>>91224940
He didn't rape anyone, he got handsy with a nurse and was placed on a sex registry. Minor offenses aren't really a thing if you're attractive. People will put up with all sorta of bullshit if you look great. If he was average looking he probably wouldn't have been placed on a list. But he looked like something that should be put down so he got shit on.

>>91221827
The problem is that contrary to what some people will tell you, the "other" (of your choice) dose not have the ability to kill a shit ton of people outside of the usual means mutants do. A psycho with a gun can get taken out by the cops or army but a psycho with magnet powers, instead of casualties in the dozens try thousands, tens of thousands and the army cant to shit to stop him that's terrifying. Its stupid to be scared of Juan cuz he speaks Spanish its smart to be scared if he could kill a stadium full of people with a fart.

>>91210194

last panel reminds me of one from Preacher, what is this?

>>91225952

Chronicles of Wormwood, I think?

>>91208209
>Professor XXL

>>91212192
Aren't they like cousins or something?

>>91212036
Literally a villain and heroes worse nightmare.

>>91216337
>>91220661
>Written by Alejandro Jodorowsky

>>91208322
Is Bullseye trying to become Punisher? What the fuck is going on?

>>91227762
I only read bits of this run, but Bullseye was a forensic psychologist that was drummed out of the army he wasn't, he was just crazy that Kingpin or another mob boss hired to kill the Punisher. MAX!Bullseye is basically the method actor of profilers, though. To hunt the Punisher, he needs to think like the Punisher, to think like the Punisher, he needs to BE the Punisher, so he tries to understand what made Frank the way he is, up to and including pretending to have a happy family and then having it brutally taken away.

And the fucked-up thing is, is that it works.

>>91212177
implying anyone in the SS or NSDAP would ever even once condone homosexuality

Otherwise, I laughed

>>91213168
Fuckin weird opening that at 23:59

>>91208322
Bullseye was so based.

>>91210128
FUCK AUNTIE MO

>>91219936
>This is why I hate trying to use mutants to parallel real world social issues. It is completely legitimate to be afraid of children who spontaneously and uncontrollably murder entire towns.
That's why I think they work well, tee bee haich.

>>91219849
This story was fucking brutal

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>>91226535

>>91222460
Beats having bombs in your cybernetics, I think.

>>91223527
He forgot that they slept together.
He just woke up.

>>91223685
If power is dangerous, guns should be outlawed.

You don't arrest someone for crimes they may commit.

>>91226751
Yes.

>>91225720
If that logic was sound, all superheroes would be subject to extermination camps.

The best way to deal with that is incorporating more mutants into the world, because the only way to deal with a guy who can kill a stadium with a fart is if half the stadium could do the same.

>Ctrl + F
>No Crossed

Well okay

>>91214253
source???

>>91230703
Savage Dragon, one of the more recent-ish issues.

>>91229894
I agree but to get there all the normal people have to die, get superpowers or iron man armor, because getting to that point gonna take decades at the least.

>>91212477
whos the horned one? Ex nihilo?

>>91225423
I'm not the other guy and you're dumb as a doorknob.

Do you even read comics? Are you even aware of the multitude of characters that exist that have to wear suits or else they'll be a danger to the people they work with? Damn you dumb.

>>91212497
I liked how Johnny Storm was stomped in that issue by Kraven. Also:

>"Villain B Cool" Stick

Classic.

>>91224768
You didn't read that issue, did you? ULTIMATE FURY threatened to come down hard on X-Men and mutants; he offered the X-Men the courtesy to "take care" of it.

"Take Care" in Ultimate Fury-Speak means "No longer breathing or of this mortal coil".

>>91214734
Whats the point of fucking an alien when it would bring nothing but intense pain to try? It would be like seeing a paper shredder and wanting to stick your dick in it.

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>>91220910
>I fire at 1.21 Jizzawatts

I both love and hate you anon

>>91220721

I'd be down for that until the "stinging barbs" part

>>91212820
You're a fucking cuck.

>>91212265
>that boner poking out at the side

bump

>>91234391
What? Why? Did the Sonichu guy make this or something?

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>>91236869
>He hasn't read Tails Gets Trolled
Do yourself a favor friend, it's worth it

>>91221225
>>91221535
writers are just usually pretty lazy and/or not creative

>>91212258
Not just the beat down, but can you imagine how much it would fucking hurt to get picked up by your own goddamned skin?

>>91210230
what

>>91210359
Osborn's baby.

>>91214782
kek

>>91220216
It was in Ultimate marvel, where mutant/human relations are even more fucked up then in 616. Nick Fury decided to just kill the kid because he was afraid that if people found out that it was a mutant that wiped out a whole town in his sleep people would panic and would just start killing mutants "just in case".

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>>91210128
>I tried so hard
>And got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter

Reminder that this guy dug up Franky's family and recorded himself pissing on them.

>>91221665
Well that's fucked up.

>>91237829
I think the point of this scene is to show that at this point Frank's just tired of all the constant Franking. Sure, he gave him a slow death, but he's realizing that setting aside time for elaborate and painful Frankings aren't going to change anything.

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>>91237829
The scene in question

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>>91237974

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>>91208209
Well, since you asked...

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>>91238141

>>91208209
I always see this posted but never the precedent or what led to this

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>>91238159
Surprisingly, it manages to keep getting more and more brutal from here, but I've only put together collages for these ~40 pages so you'll just have to read it to find out what happens next.

The comic is Ava's Demon.

>>91238170
Kingpin gets raped in prison.

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Penguin.

That is all.

>>91220721
>>91220721
Just do anal.

>>91238259
Yeah but like what would Penguin do if Bruce laughed at him, or like in a hypothetical crossover world if Norman laughed at him. Penguin is only every threatening to those without any power.

>>91237974
>that shit-eating grin

God, Nicky Cavella was such a little shit.