Who's the better Connie? Who would win?

>>91203477
Better at what?
At what?

>>91203477
The one that isn't from a shitty show.

>>91203556
So Connie?

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>>91203477
The left.

The right is ugly and has no libido.

The left is okay and wants to fuck Steven like nothing else.

Also the left's mom is hot as fuck.

>>91203556
Neither?

>>91203534
Better overall Connie.

And hold on now Anon-OP, this is a legit question.
On one hand we have Connie, the nerdy side chick to the main character with a ridiculous last name.
On the OTHER hand we have Connie!
A side chick with a nerd streak and a ridiculous last name.

I mean the differences just keep stacking.

Who would win
Steven or Bobbie?

>>91203647
At WHAT

>>91203647
Bobby kicks him in the nuts and Steven cries.

>>91203677
THAT'S MY PURSE

>Who's the better connie

Debatable I guess

>Who would win

The one with a giant fucking sword.

I'd waifu Connie in a heart beat.

Not just for the beautiful skin and hair, but for the in-laws.

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>>91203599
>Having this much shit taste

>>91203647
Oh fuck, how long would it take for Bobby to hang around the gems before they decide "That boy ain't right."

Something along the lines of that time he started acting more and more like a dog or was going to drink dog blood or some inane bullshit like that.
Shit Ronaldo would probably have him in a second unless he thought he was like Dale. Also:

>Ronaldo vs Dale

I need to know this shit.

>>91203936
>Ronaldo vs Dale


I... I don't actually know.

They're both batshit crazy.

Well one has a big fuck off sword, so I'd put money down on her

>>91203975

Dale has access to Pocket Sand.

>>91204037
Ronaldo has glasses.

>>91204135
Dale has guns

>>91204144
Ronaldo has a blog

>>91204155

Dale has a pirate radio show.

>>91204182
Ronaldo has a waifu.

>>91204224
Dale has a wife.

>>91204257
Ronaldo hasn't been cucked (yet)

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>>91203599

>>91203647
>THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!

>>91204285
Dale won his girl back.

>>91204257
Ronaldo has proof.
PROOF.

>>91203477
Why do ethnic girls named Connie have a preference for chubby guys?

>>91204335
Dale can drive a tank
Dale can make poison
Dale was kidnapped by aliens
It's clear who wins

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"Dangit Bobby, I'm just not sure it's a good idea for you to hang out with that Universe boy... Now, I'm sure his two moms are nice people..."

"Three."

"Bu.. whaaa?"

"He has three moms, Dad."

"Now... well, if that's how they want to do things..."

"Sometimes four if Mrs. Garnet gets upset..."

>>91204409
>four moms and one dad

Dang Delmarvans

Khan Jr. is a better character. but Connie is hotter

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>>91204398
Ronaldo kidnaps the aliens

>>91204470
>Ronaldo kidnaps the aliens

WELL SHIT

>>91204489
Dale sodomizes aliens.

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>>91204489
RONALDO P R O B I N G

>>91203606
>Implying right's mom isn't hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdsqvL2aV1U&index=1&list=PLmpqcVO_Og8f03OJ8hodB9fMWIzpEhQIK

>>91204470
Dale steals identities

>Steven Universe x King of the Hill crossover thread
Why are these so great?

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>>91204470
>Reptilians
>Aliens

Looks like SOMEONE didn't do their research...

>>91204631
The two shows have a lot of uncanny parallels

>>91204658
>He doesn't know sneople are a secret race of aliens controlling our governments for the Diamond order.

Everyone laugh at this faggot.

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>>91204631
>>91204701
>>91203936


"This so-called 'homeworld' is just a cover story. The crystal gems are highly advanced holo-gynoids created in a CIA laboratory.
The Reagan administration commissioned their construction so they could spy on the Saudi Royal family. The gemstones would be given as elaborate diplomatic gifts. Once in the family vault, the holo-matrix would activate and their real mission would begin."

>>91204631
I physically struggle to think of a show that does no go good with King of the Hill. For instance:

>Carl from ATHF moves into Arlen

Just fuckin imagine that shit. He'd probably get along well with Cotton.

But Hank seeing a prostitue enter Carl's house?
"Oh my god..."

>>91204902
>Ronaldo would believe this fully but argue on the points of Sneeple being the real originaters of the plan.

>>91204902
>>91204965
That pudgy kid Steven isn't really one of those "gems" put in place by the US government. In fact he's really the Soviets last ditch effort formed by the KGB to secure the wealth of the royal Saudi Arabian family to revive the USSR.

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>>91205293
I forgot the pic God damnit.

>>91203707
I DON'T KNOW YOU

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>>91203477
Both of them suck. They are not white and pure. Ugly brown monsters. The jews are trying to make us race mix and destroy our race.