MAGA Storytime

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Sorry for the shit quality, all I have

>>91193099
No problem.

holy shit that scan quality OP. You warned, but man that's bad

>>91193134
Budget got cut.

>>91193161
>I'm obsessed with diarrhea
What?

>>91193161
>I'm obsessed with diarrhea

I don't get it.

>>91193213
>>91193326
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/03/chelsea-clinton-is-obsessed-with-diarrhea-and-other-things-she-revealed-today/

>Things got a little awkward during Chelsea Clinton's speech at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, Texas, today, when she proudly told a full house of tech and digital enthusiasts: "I'm obsessed with diarrhea."

>An unexpected statement, but true. Clinton kicked off a Q & A by asking the moderator if she could talk about diarrhea: "I'm obsessed" with it, she said. The crowd took it as a joke, but Clinton noted that the audience wouldn't be laughing when she finished, saying, "It's actually very serious."

>"I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of severe dehydration due to diarrhea unacceptable," she said, explaining that the reason this "no longer happens here in the United States is because we have clean water, largely." Clinton added she doesn't mind talking about diarrhea because she isn't squeamish about it - even though most people are.

>>91193713
Look, something actually happened from the book! But under the wrong administration

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>>91193568
This is false flagging right? Anywho don't be a fag posting images during a storytime m80

>>91193757
agreed

I would say there needs to be a Trump Cash graphic novel, but no one's going to pay for 40 straight pages of Trump licking out Vlad Putin's asshole.

>>91193867
Why so triggered, shillaryfag?

>>91193867

>Triggering intensifies

REALLY good stretched out images good post

>>91193867
>wants a comic of a guy paying his taxes instead of 2 hoodlums selling out an entire country suffering from earthquakes

>>91193867
Wow it's almost like political labels are just bread and circus for dipshits so those in positions to abuse power for massive economic gain can do so unnoticed and with little to no flack regardless of supposed political alignment!! Really makes you think huh?

>>91193937
>>wants a comic of a guy paying his taxes instead of 2 hoodlums selling out an entire country suffering from earthquakes
Pretty certain the nips could pull that off as a slice of life mango

>>91193084
Man I'd be down to read it, I'm always up for some Chuck Dixon, but fuck, that quality.

>>91193937
>>91193968
Someone get Hideki Ohwada on the phone, STAT

>>91194065
Anon don't tease me like that

>>91193937
>thats why he's had to settle out of court four time over horrible business practices.
>My dirty rotton business man turned politician is better than your dirty politician turned business woman.
No their both shit stop trying to pretend. Of that shitty health care bill, budget allocatiib and his cabinet is any indication, its a good thing republicans hate him before he can actually pass through any bill that's a threat to the american people.

>>91193867
>TRUMP IS ALLIED WITH THE RUSSIANS

this is pretty long

>>91194214
he was for long enough to commit treason, things are looking rather less rosy now

how is this even a surprise I dunno, it's like most burgers have never actually checked up on how Putin's merry band deals with foreign naitions until he got involved in their personal bullshit

eh live and learn I guess

>ITT: Alternative Facts aka Lies

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Fuck you OP. Your shitty comic sucks. I'm going to post something better.

Please KYS.

>>91194319
112 pages.

>>91193867
Of all the actual arguments that could be made against Trump, the fucking Ruskies is the most retarded and idiotic. So of course that's the one that keeps being brought up.

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>>91194485

kill yourself

>being so butthurt you'll try to interrupt a storytime
wew

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>>91194498
stop posting and kill yourself

>>91194214
>seven members of Trump's cabinet have Russian ties
>Hurr Trump gud boi, dindu nuffin. Gonna make Murrica great

>>91193677
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>>91193568

wtf i love hillary now

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>>91194511
You can just die in a fire.

>>91194546
Kill yourself with fire.

>>91194530
>Trump's cabinet

Those were selected after the election, no?

Isn't this the guy that made an even edgier Authority knockoff?

>>91194530
A senator meeting with the Russian ambassador is not a Russian tie.
Why is shareblue on /co/ of all places? You're preaching to the apathetic.

>>91194491
I mean if keeps spending like he has been he'll make up for the social services he's cut all by himself so there's that

Still it's not a matter of how popular the argument is. It's a crime. It's going to court.

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>>91194593

kill yourself retard

>>91194610
>REEEEEEEE IT WAS HER TURN

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>>91194565
>yfw hillary will never ever be president

;)

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>>91194625
Everyday I wake up and I get to smile.
And I didn't even vote.

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>>91194622
>>91194625

I didn't support Clinton either, fuckface. I don't go around trying to spread lies about her though. Please end your life.

>>91194573
That actually makes things worse for your good ol boy.

>Trump hand picked people with ties to Russia

Oh yeah, he definitely isn't Putin's little wooden boy.

>>91194665
>lies

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thanks for story time OP

>>91194609
>The United States is trending toward becoming a nation ruled by the political elite bound more to the desires of cronies than the will of the American people.
>Implying it hasn't already
>Implying it hasn't always been.

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>>91194680
Alternate facts? Kill yourself?

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I hope we learned something today

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>>91194707
I learned that OP is a fag and should kill himself.

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>>91194707
I learned /co/ can't storytime political cartoons maturely.
You can shitpost, you can disagree, but you can't start posting another comic in the same thread because your feelings are hurt.

Post the fat superheroine comic, you know the one OP

>>91194593

Yeah and that has nothing to with why his under criminal investigation from national security.

>>91194707
If you post something anti-Clinton, one anon will go full trigglypuff

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>>91194670
>>91194690
Geez I wonder who was behind th....oh.


Now Bannon is just running around the Whitehouse totally not trying to abuse his authority and the chain of command structure by giving contradictory orders to security agencies.

>>91194754
nobody gives a shit about a has been politician who got the smug cunt punted out of her

Trumpets are just cringe

>>91194743
Eh this and liberty for all are the same. Wasting a thread on this trash doesn't help anyone but pol.

>>91194707
It's too bad about the quality, but it was interesting either way. Do you have an upload that you can share?

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>>91194798
>reddit

>spacing
Fuck off faggot.

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>>91194854
Like fucking clockwork.

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I wish I'd saved Etrigans run. Thanks for the weird stoyrtime, OP

>>91193084
Keep it up OP.
>>91194565
Stop lying, you're so angry you started storytiming in another storytime thread cause you're angry she didn't win - it's obvious. Not even gonna stay to read your response, just thought the stupidity was so strong I had to point out your obliviousness. :)

Thanks for the storytime op.

Fuck the faggot who tried to interrupt the story.

I got as far as Kazakhstan, I'll read more when I see a file that isn't shit quality.

>>91194526
How can one man be so triggered

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>>91194840
This is all I have
https://mega.nz/#!IsFgBRbL!1v_Lc0Dhw0P9OXrqp8damIlS_xqZNXM6Q7fJjM1dEsA

>>91193988
arts not that bad really...

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>>91195326
I'm sorry anon, but shitting on the Clintons doesn't mean your racist or a nazi

>>91193867
Trump spent a career on Wall Street after inheriting some millions of dollars. He made money running casinos abusing imminent domain and building a brand name, crass as it was, that carried him to the White House.

The question is, how did Bill Clinton born in buttfuck Arkansas and after spending a life time in public service become a multi millionaire? He didn't inherit it from his wife, who was middle class. He didn't get it from working on Wall Street or in private practice.

He and Hillary amassed money by becoming gatekeepers of influence. One man gave him a birthday gift of a million dollars.

>>91195426
It does get hard to take after awhile. There is almost a pathology to it that obscures legitimate criticism of them.

Great read, OP. Thanks for posting

I even got a laugh at the butthurt faggot posting Supergirl, nice thread.

>>91194593
>"When you are given immunity, that means you have probably committed a crime," Michael Flynn, September 2016
Funny how he just attempted to get an immunity deal. Really fires up the ol neurons.

MAGA BUMP YEAH

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>>91193791
>That fucking map

If someone has a reading order for Spencer's Captain America run I'll storytime that, I've never read it

>>91193213
>>I'm obsessed with diarrhea
>What?

It's what kills people with disentry and other nice diseases, it's a good narrative hook to use to bring awareness, but this shitty (lol) comic tries to use it as if she was some spastic with tourettes' talking about shit for no reason

>>91193233
hey it's Bagger!

>>91193937
>trump
>paying taxes
Cmon now anon.

>>91196633
Someone doesn't watch Rachel Maddow. bad liberal!