WHY ISNT MY WAIFU SUCKING MY COCK RIGHT NOW

>>91191801
Because your country didn't let Japan take over the world with their robots

>>91191801
>Waifu slows down sucking my cock
GET BACK TO WORK!

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>>91191801
because she's sucking mine

>>91191801
SHES NOT REAL

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>mfw this thread.

>>91191801
If your waifu was real she would be disgusted by you and your life

I know mine would ;-;

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>>91191801
>tfw I've read it in Benson's ranting voice

Because you don't have one faggot

>>91191801
I for one would like to hear Benson do the intro for Samurai Jack.

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>>91191801

>Benson's gumballs look like a beard.

>>91195434
MORDECAI RIGBY YOU SAID THIS WOULD WORK

YOUR FIRED

>>91196155
you have to use your imagination benson

>>91195945
Never noticed it was a stylized choice until a season 7 thread mentioned it

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>>91195945
>>91199067
slowpokes

made me remember there was a bg character in tent trouble with a shirt that said "mud waifu" on it

>>91192920
What if my waifu is real 3D

'cause she has big teethies, that make blowing me awkward, so instead I just fuck her.

>>91192752
Mine is an unironically good drink, but she needs to get back to sucking my dick please.

Because, and this might be rough for you to hear, but...

She's not real.

>>91195945
Does Benson have a
coin slot

>>91204307
Yes, Rigby and Mordecai have seen it. At the very least Mordecai has inhaled a few gumballs to not be fired.

>>91204402
Did he take the money shot