Favorite Simpson Quotes

>paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

>homer, dont do the thing

>All right, I admit it. It's 2 alarm, 2 and a half, tops
>Daddy, are you going to jail?
>We'll see son... we'll see

>>91188881
>Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY did I have the bowl?

>a solar eclipse. the cosmic ballet goes on

>>91190689
>does anyone wanna switch seats?

>I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now

>You don't win friends with salad!

>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

Also his entire sugar rant

>>91191434
>You don't win friends with salad!
>You don't win friends with salad!
>You don't win friends with salad!

>>91188881
>sure! what's a big sister for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIii1kljoA
the whole clip is great

>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES

>aurora borealis

S-M-R-T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta8z_Hg0fgI

>>91188881
>Giggity

>>91191661
>Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

>To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders

>Alright sir, you're free to go.

>good cos i got a hot date tonight
>beeeeeeeep
>a date
>beeeeeeeeeeeep
>dinner with friends
>beeeeeeeeeeep
>dinner alone
>beeeeeeeeeeeep
>alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue
>beeeeeeeeeeep
>sears catalogue
>ding!
>now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment
>beeeeeeeeeeeeep

>Some people write letters to movie stars, this guy writes letters to actual movies!

>Dear Die Hard, you rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.
>P.S, Do you know Mad Max?

>>91191848
remember when /co/ did the same with Blade?

>>91188881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuRC-IV7dY

>>91188881
>We're gonna make them all shake in there horse dealies.

>>91191786
>May I see it?

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FREE MASONS RUN THE COUNTRY

I've lost count of how many times I've used the phrase "Where's my burrito?" while pounding my fist on a flat surface

>That'll learn'im to bust my tomater

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My name is Guy Incognito

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>here is your new issue of gigantic asses

>>91191994
Where were you when you realized this was a real song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

Pretty much every line from Homer Badman

>Batman's a scientist

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>That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. Oi! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

>>91193114
also;
>Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before

>>91188881
>when I was your age I pulled a few boners

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>>91192372

>25 cent stamp please
>Thats 1.25
>2 dollars of gas
>4.35 please
>How much is your penny candy?
>Surprisingly expensive

>Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved
I am evil homer I am evil homer

>>91193152
>I'll just have a coffee.

>>91193114
Who was PM at the time? it may help the joke.

>>91194009
February '95, looks like it was Paul Keating

>"Homer, did you spend all night eating cheese?"
>"I think I'm blind."