Do you think their Africa is called Traffica?

>>91188351
Sincerely, you just made my fucking day.

Is there anything more weird than Cars "lore"?

I bless the trains down in Traffica.

My new headcanon

problem /co/
how do the car sex?

>>91188785
They suck each other's exhaust pipe.

>>91188351
My friends think I'm retarded but I have a huge theory about cars and it's universe. Here I go.

Their world is supposed to mirror our, almost completely.

Which means there were Wars and huge events, we see Italy and Italians, which could mean the Axis of powers excisted. Which means nazi Germany happened, along with Carhitler gassing all the Jew cars.

We know there are jewcars because they have some in cars 2, next to the pope.

That's another thing, there is religion.
We see a church in cars 2, depicting cars with wings, as in angels. Which raises the question, is there some sort of car-higherarchy? Why aren't angels just planes? Is there a church for planes?

Then you have the "animals" we see tiny planes with feather painted on them, which are supposed to be birds, how? Just because they're tiny planes??

And we have cows as tracktors? Where is the line? What's the missing link between animals and "cars"

And how are the born? Are there gay cars? Are there trans cars that turn into planes?

Sally had a trampstamp, which McQeen pointed out and she was embarrassed, isn't it just a sticker? If not just paint over it, you have a guy that does that in town.

There's also sex appeal, which doesn't make any sense.

Should I go on? I have more.

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>>91189152
>There's also sex appeal, which doesn't make any sense.

please elaborate

>>91189152
Please continue, I'm curious

>>91189027
brap

>>91189152
>And how are the born?
trunk
>Are there gay cars?
probably
>Are there trans cars that turn into planes?
they are intentionally smashed cars with pieces of metal stuck on them

>>91189152
Adding something to this thread there's this car-plane in planes so yeah, there're transplanecars

>>91189349
Sorry I'm at work
McQueen talks about Sally's "femeninity"

Mater talk about the curves on the purple car from cars 2

Was the Holocaust called the exhaustocaust?

>>91189152
I'm going to continue
My sister believes in the Pixar world theory, which is so fucked because it implies that every movie is in he same world, just different times

I don't buy it because that makes all those trash cubes in wally dead cars

Another theory is that man is gone and it's just advanced tech

But that doesn't work because there's old cars

>>91190588
Hol-exhaust

>>91190595
In cars 2 there's a joke where mater goes

"Is the pope mobile catholic?"

Which implies the pope mobile is the pope

But later in the movie we see the actual car pope which has a hat and it being driven by the pope mobile

So the p-mobile cars entire excistence is to drive around the pope

Don't even get me started on the nigger equivalent; lemon

>>91190990
Come the fuck on guys

Think of the possibilities

Car JFK assasination
Car African slavery
Kamikazi Planes in CWII
Car Ted Bundy raping and fucking dead Car-women

PLANES HIJACKED TO CRASH AGAINST THE WORLD CAR CENTER

>>91189152
>Are there trans cars that turn into planes?
Furthermore, if that is the case, does that mean in the cars universe there's a car that identifies as an Apache attack helicopter?

Any trans ams?

>Plane 9/11 happened on a whim

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How do cars get breast or buttock implants?

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>There's been a cars rape of Nanking

>>91190595

I didn't know anything about the Pixxar world theory until reading it now, but what makes you get the assumption that wally happens after cars?

It makes far more sense that cars are super developed robots far past the time of wally (maybe they even melted with humans to become a new organism), which gives them the ability to act human and reproduce, as well as relive the the lifestyle they got past on from the previous generations. They reenact historic situations over and over again for fun, and mix it up in between while shapeshifting into different objects... next time everybody is a shower curtain and soap.
The reason of having old cars could either be that the organic material in the cars could still deteriorate so the'd die like other lifeforms; it's just a lifestyle choice and they can be fixxed up again (they like playing old); future technology still can go bad; or they force things to die.

... Or it's just a friggin movie with no intention to be connected, in 20 years there will be the Pixar Historia book, where they will say there are different timelines in the movies and all are connected just to please the autistic fanbase

>>91188351
Would communist countries be populated by lemons?

Waiting for the pregnancy post.

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We're going in lads.

>>91190588
And would the Jews (Autocars) be put in Carcentration Camps?

I hope so.

>>91197284
wew

>>91197284
DELET

>>91190990
>Jesus Chrysler died for our sins

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>>91197284
I implore the moderation staff to remove this image from this thread.

>>91197883
kek

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>>91194069

>>91188351
Imagine a Somali sentient ship that helps Somali cars highjack ships.

>>91198053
every time I browse 4chan i get a new fetish

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>>91197284

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>>91189152
>Are there trans cars

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>>91197284
Do you think God has abandoned us because he's afraid of what he's created?

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>>91197284

>>91188351
No. They have the same names for places we do.
Grand Prix
California
Tokyo.

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>>91197284

>>91196648
>>91190595
Pixar Theory's the dumbest shit more from how they interpreted Monsters Inc as some distant future time travel shit and Boo somehow becoming the witch from Brave.

The whole point as to why kids are getting harder to scare isn't some "The monsters have exhausted all points of time" garbage, it's social commentary about how violent media has desensitized kids to a point where weird muppets aren't scary any more.

Plus you know, Cars and Good Dinosaur just don't match up with the rest of the Pixar world.

>>91197284
Post the male version.