Post the coolest depiction of God in a comic or cartoon

Pic unrelated?

If god was black, why would he still dressed like the white European standard depiction of god?
Why's god such an Uncle Tom?

>>91186843
>was watching
>has to ask why
He just enjoys tearing open that wound doesn't he?

Also, there's obviously only one way this god stands out from common depictions. You're race baiting me. Well it's not going to work buddy, I haven't lynched any niggers for eighteen years straight now.

>>91187152
>God
>Giving a shit
Motherfucker, God would take any form he wants. If he'd browse /d/ for 30 minutes he'd a be a loli futa with two dicks whenever not doing important business, hell he'd probably stay in that form regardless of what he's doing.

>>91186843
I like this guy's art, and it can be funny sometimes, but damn this one is just not funny at all. And he used the same kid drawing for all 3 panels.

>>91188092
Reminds me of Genndy/Craig Mackraken art.

Anybody has blog or something to check it out?

>>91188163
On their website they've got social media links to all the different artists.

>>91187243
Let's be honest if we were in his spot we would probably spend time fucking with people too.
After all whats the point of omniscience if you can't have a little fun with it once in a while?

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>>91186843
>black god

>>91188059
by virtue of omnipresence he is always browsing /d/

>>91188092
That's the main problem with Toonhole strips.

The art is decent but the humor heavily relies on edgy crap, muh relatable or overused jokes.

Heck, the first strip they posted was about an adult beating a handiccaped child for no apparent reason.

>a Jewish deity
>black

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>>91186843
I'm mostly sure he was supposed to be God. 99% sure.

>>91188059
this.

>>91187152
>Uncle Tom
That's a good thing. Tom was the hero. Sambo was the villian.

>>91188504
that's a fair point. No wonder he's fucked up

WE

>>91186843
Why do anons think God is black here? There are other people with those skin tones.

>>91189988
In cultural context, Uncle Tom is an accusation levied against an black person who seems to be more invested in the white community than their own, just as the literary figure was -as a modern audience would find- absurdly loyal to the whites in his life.

>>91188290
We've been created in His image. Are you implying all non-Semitic peoples are not God's creations?

>>91188290
>>91190775
The only visual depiction of God I'd accept would be some constantly changing/morphing entity, but with a preference for the beauty of 2d

>>91190721
>implying he would take the form of a poo in loo

>>91190846
God, being all-powerful and benevolent, would gladly take the form His beholder is most comfortable with. He doesn't need to remind people He's God, after all.

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>>91186843

>>91187152
Because God = Zeus.

>>91191242
OH SHIT, JESUS GET DAH WATER, FUCK!

>>91191048
God being God would see your opinion the same way you see a bacteria's opinion he wouldnt give one single shit about your comfort.

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>>91187152
Not saying God IS black....because God simply IS. But he can appear black, for sure.

>>91191376
>God being God would see your opinion the same way you see a cell of your body's opinion he wouldn't give one single shit about your comfort.

>>91188257
Have you ever heard of empathy?

God isn't even real so it doesn't matter what the appearance is

>>91191420
?

>>91191048
God and his angels are always described as being incomprehensible to humans, even when appearing benevolently. The Seraphim needed to shield themselves with their wings or the mere sight of them would obliterate the Shepherds -and that was in the New Testament, when God was playing nice

>god
>corporeal form
b8 harder, Abrahamic religions. We all know that eastern religions are the best in literally all ways.

>>91191452
Even the bible has no description of what God even looks like or is God has a look to begin with because that assumes you can perceive him visually.

>>91191420
Empathy only goes so far. As humans we feel most of our empathy for our peers but at some point you just stop carrying about some peoples lives. We feel empathy for other humans and some intelligent animals but if you ask most people if the feel bad for squashing an ant or a cockroach they would look at you dumbfounded and say of course not.

To imagine an omnipotent person will be to imagine someone that isn't our own peer but above us. Whose to say we aren't God ants? Though I'd like to think if God existed he'd see us more like a pet cat: Selfish piece of shit that he's not sure why he even cares for but still has an odd attachment preventing us from being thrown to the curb.

>>91191527
Who has ever thrown a cat into a lake of fire for disobey? I think its fair to say God demonstrably cares about us more than a pet. The things we do and do not matter to him and bring him joy or rouse him to anger and wrath over us.

>arguing about God

Hey.

Hey.

Before you can decide what God thinks and feels first you have to establish what he did. If Anon A thinks God is Jesus, but Anon B doesn't, then you're talking about different Gods...

>>91191605
>Who has ever thrown a cat into a lake of fire for disobeying?
Psychopaths.

>>91191605
>Who has ever thrown a cat into a lake of fire for disobey?
You're thinking of the Christian God. I am more referring to a general omnipotent being which to us would be God but not one specifying to a particular religion, since so many religions describing an omnipotent God exist that trying to argue which one is the one true correct interpretation is a whole other can of worms.

Not to mention the existence of an afterlife is a whole other discussion in itself.

>>91191792
>You're thinking of the Christian God.
Oh, you're an infidel. I see. Hopefully god has mercy on you.

>>91187152
>If god was black, why would he still dressed like the white European standard depiction of god?

same reason why people despict jesus as white despite the fact he lived in the middle east

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Personal favorite.

>>91191605
God doesnt dump you into hell to punish you, he dumps you in hell just because he can. God is more like a bored reality bender than some benevolent faggot.

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>>91191852
Jesus was typically depicted as a lightly tanned Caucasian, IE an arab. Though I don't blame you for mixing them up. They come from the same region as far as genetic ancestry goes. Unless you're talking about American depictions of Jesus in which case LOL. Americans are stupid as fuck for depicting him like a brit bong or an ooga booga. And those are the only two ways they do it too. Fucking autists

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>>91192164

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>>91191858
The go(o)d thing about Shirak is that he looked like Jack Chick's depiction of God from Chick tracts.

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>>91191048
I'm not sure I'm okay with God's beholders determining his appearance. Beholderkin are some freaky ass creatures.

I like to imagine god is a bored guy who's not always looking at the world but checks on it every now and then. He has to someoneelse tell him what happened when he wasn't paying attention.
>Aww shit, what'd they do now?

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>>91191393
???

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>>91192379

>>91189913
We don't deserve Moebius

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>>91192979
Sure does activate the almonds.

>>91195078
>slighly curly hair
>GUYS ITS TOTALLY WOOL!

you didn't even try to fight the skin of bronze, it was over before you even tryed.

>>91186843
This is a funny comic can you post more.

Maybe we can accidently trigger some more ppl on the way as a bonus.

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Also the best devil, by the way.

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>>91195406
>slighly curly hair
>GUYS ITS TOTALLY WOOL!
>Proves himself wrong.
Nice.
>you didn't even try to fight the skin of bronze, it was over before you even tryed.
pic related Btfo.

>>91189856
The lack of knowlege in this post is staggering. Do you even history?

>>91192979
What where?

>>91190654
WUZ

>>91192164
There's a difference of being depicted and actully being.
Like>>91191393 says the bible states skin of bronze hair of wool. Of course euro churches are gonna whitewash their god to look like themseves.

>>91195583
GAWDZ NIOOGUH

>>91190908
No one's talking about india it seems

>>91192164
There's also twink Jesus.
Twinkus

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>>91195609
>Europeans actually loved Jesus so much, that they made him accessible to all people regardless of background.
Ftfy.

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>>91195479
Thats not proving me wrong at all
Btw thats not bronze, pic related is bronze. The fact that you are pulling a pic of a girl that wouldn't even be considered "white" and ignoring that models spraytan is actully disproving yourself.

>model has stright hair
Lol are you even trying anon

This is fooling, im out.

>>91188290
Well, he DID knock up a married chick a let another guy raise the kid.

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>>91195705

>>91195705
Where's this from?

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>>91195745

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I was really fond of the American Dad depiction.

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>>91195772

>>91195759
Doc Frankenstein

>>91195688
>accessible to all people
You mean mental accessible for white people

Ftfy
Why even lie to yourself about how your god looks when your own book tells you you're wrong. I mean its pretty racist. You thing god lets racist in heaven or tosses them in hell? Just sayin.

GG i dont have all day to arguepost about a 30 sec comic

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>>91195798

>>91195772
Why is God such a dick?

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>>91195724
True, you proved yourself wrong.

Pic related is shiny bronze, IE bronze that has been rubbed to shininess.
IE btfo.
>model has stright hair
Nice fallacy fallacy, Proof that it isn't based on shiny bronze.

>This is fooling, im out.
>Runs away after blowing itself the fuck out.
Predictable.

>>91195772
>Censoring fuck
>Still clearly saying fuck

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>>91195834

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>>91195861

>>91192164
>both of those anons ignore this post
rmyt

>>91191242
Severely underrated movie. 10/10 would listen to the plague song again

>>91186843
i can't believe the tards freaking out about a black god. obviously, it's the kid's idea of god. he's a black kid, he imagines a black god.

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>>91195891

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>>91195822
>You mean mental accessible for white people
Not even an argument, nicer.

Also see:
>>91195078
>>91195479
>>91195688
And
>>91195844
Go to sleep, and back to tumblr.

Bye bye now.

>>91195912
>he's a black kid,
He doesn't look black, he looks ambiguous, plus we can't even see God's face here. Could be an "Indian" god.

>>91195609
>Like>>91191393 (You) says the bible states skin of bronze hair of wool.
>>91191393 here. I wasn't saying that god/jesus was born and lived as a black man. The point I was making, which is actually backed up by more scripture than the original one I linked, is that god can appear black. Jesus, after resurrecting, took many forms causing his disciples not to recognize him multiple times even while walking and talking with them at length. I'm not one of those retards who thing everything gold was originally african.

>>91191300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OflyaUJPE

>>91195844
>white people are bronze colored
Even if you shine it up it doesn't matter its still too damn dark to ever compare to a ''white'' person. There's nothing wrong with prasing a darkskined jewish man anon. Stop lying to yourself anon, its just pitiful.

Btw i'm not the guy you were arguing with but your ignorance/b8 is to potent to not correct.

>>91191605
>Who has ever thrown a cat into a lake of fire for disobey?

People throw newborn kittens into freezing rivers for simply existing.

When you can see how the death and suffering of 1million people today can mean the greater health and happiness of 500 trillion people ninety generations from now, and some other cosmic space shit, the personal suffering of a single person is kind of moot.

i love this comic, i hope you finish it.

>>91195891
> an angel playing wingman

Heh

>>91195912
God is always changing his form and appearance for mortals. I could easily believe he looks like whatever makes you most comfortable. If you want a black brother over your shoulder it seems like it could work.

>>91188504
Also by virtue of omnipresence, he is also browsing every single board at the same time.

Hi God!

>>91195983
ok? way to completely miss the point.

>>91188290
>God is humanoid and has this specific pigment because it makes me feel comfortable
You theists are weird.

>>91195916
This better not be it senpai. If it is I'm gunna need a link because this shit is great

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>>91195949
>>91192164
All this Jesus talk and not a single post of the historical recreation.

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>>91195705
>>91195745
>>91195772
>>91195798
>>91195834
>>91195861
>>91195891
I am a little bit upset.

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>>91196018
Nice false equivalency there.
Also nice strawman too.

Jesus is the son of god, and within his human form, his radiance, and brilliance, is above all others.
His hair?
God tier
His skin?
God tier.

Bronze is just a softer less brighter shade of gold.
It isn't written that his skin is a brilliant onyx colour.

>Jesus isn't white.
He was Caucasian, and the most beautiful people on earth are considered white Caucasians.
It would have been weird for him to be not, albeit more semetic, a beautiful man, adored and admired by everyone, even far beyond his looks alone.

Jesus looked nothing like the common man, yet they accepted him.
He most definitely wasn't a sub-Saharan, or a beaked face Semite, but he loves all of us.

So sorry you can't see him as a beautiful person, perhaps you should work on your self-love first, before you try to go toe to toe with the image of Jesus.

Do take care now.

if wrath is a sin, how come there is such a thing as "The Wrath of God"?

I like to think of God as looking like something completely alien and bizarre, far beyond tentacle beings from Lovecraft. Not even having an actual "form" that follows any real physical law. Maybe an unending mass of hyper-angles stretched over our fragile veneer of 3D space. I can't really describe it properly and I have no idea how this would ever be depicted physically, but it feels more accurate to the form of the Supreme Being rather than a grey-haired man in a white robe.

>>91196281
>historical recreation
That's a funny way of saying "completely unsubstantiated painting."

While he does look like a modern Jew, there's really no telling how ancient Jews looked like. Like Greeks? Like Egyptians? Like Persians? There are many options.

>Arguing about jesus's appearance when jesus never existed in the first place

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>>91196281
That is just a painting of the CG average model, of semetic men in the time of Jesus.

IE, that isn't Jesus.

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>>91186843

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Sorry, but /a/ wins this one.

>>91191393
Have you poor fucks even seen bronze?
Honestly You need to look at an Egyptian man who worked out in the sun his whole life and thats what bronze skin is, what that picture is showing is black

>>91196373
>unsubstantiated
It's based on a model created from forensic evidence of people from that region of that time period, pioneered by medical professors and forensic specialists from the Universities of North Carolina in Wilmington, Manchester in England, California in Santa Cruz.

Granted, there's no way to account for unusual physical features he may have had, but this is closer to the ball park than anything else posted here.

>>91196410
Shed some light on me here, in what ways was he different?

Are you fuckers legit arguing over what race GOD is?

>>91195916
>>91195891
>>91195861
>>91195834
>>91195798
>>91195772
>>91195745
>>91195705
this is all anyone ever posts what happens after what happens with Jesus?

>>91196512
yes but for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz7vuwj3AlE

>>91196620
>Shed some light on me here, in what ways was he different?

Jesus is the son of god.

Gods are far beyond the scope of mankind.
A god took the form of flesh, to walk amongst the humans.
>He looked like an average pleb.

That isn't how gods present themselves, at all.

>>91196671
>I'M I USING THE BEGGING THE QUESTION FALLACY OMFG?!
Ftfy.

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>>91196335
2 things
1. bronze is not a less brighter shade of gold, its bronze as in dark brown. If they wanted to describe gold they would have said gold. If they wanted to say white skin they would have compared him to ivory. But they used bronze cus he's bronze mmmmk. End of discussion.

2. Your ego is filled with air and bullshit and its getting everywhere. The truth is the beauty of caucanian people is your egotistical opinion. Noone but your opinion. But the bible tells of a jewish man with skin of bronze and hair of wool.
Thats it. If they wanted to say white they would say white. If they wnated to say stright brown hair they would have said stright brown hair. But they said ''skin of bronze and hair of wool." And you just have to get over that. You insufferable Faggot.

>>91191452
>Hinduism
Literally a pagan religion that hasn't been conquered to this point
>Buddhism
Don't know much about their cosmology. Good lifestyle, but 99/100 "Buddhists" you will meet anywhere are just new-age snowflakes.
>Confucianism
Practical lifestyle. Nice. Not many people who know about it.

God having a corporeal form isn't even an Abrahamic thing, it's an Orthodox/Catholic thing because of Greco-Roman tradition.

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Sinfest had okay depictions of the few deities it had.

>>91196620
I'd like to see how that model looks like based on the bones of people who we have photographs of.

Like, take the bones of some famous 20th-century scientist or celebrity and reconstruct their face using the model (obviously without telling the person using the model whose bones these are)

Then we can judge how accurate this model is.

>>91196714
>gods
>s

>Gods are far beyond the scope of mankind.
>He made us in their image anyways


reeeeeeeeeee get out of here satan

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>>91196770
I dunno man photoshop some skin over it yourself.

>>91196513
Anon that brown skin

The "black" you speak of is really refering to a mental category of a social class.

Look at a computer screen turned off, look at black paint. Thats black. He's brown.

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>>91196747
1. See
>>91195844
And
>>91195949
End of discussion indeed.

2. Nice Ad Hominum you got there.
See: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/two-most-beautiful-faces-world-5428269

Also
See:
>>91195078
and
>>91195844
And
>>91195949

Your picture looks more like a shade of dirty pottery than bronze.

>>91196827
Yea hair white as wool, prob cus of old age.
Skin of bronze.

What your point.

>>91196779
>He made us in their image
That never solely means we look just like him, it just means that we we're created in his image of beauty for example.

>>91196867
Lol you know the pictures of white jesus are painted right. You keep on posting them like its a photo. Lol stay triggered.

>>91196924
>I don't have any counterarguments, but I must post.
Ftfy.

>>91196827
Hey man that pretty racist dont call people racial slurs.

>>91196677
The book got canned after issue six

>>91186843
>God
>Not Blue or Gold

Shit/10
Seriously, who makes God have the skin color of shit?

>>91196904

take a look at >>91196817

What shade is the skull numbnuts?

>>91196942
I mean i'm just having fun with this, thats my first post. I just think its retarded to use paintings as proof like its a photo and act like someone wasn't there making it to their own liking.

You are pretty fucking retarded to keep that up and act like it proof.

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>God only loves certain types of love

>>91196993
My interpretation of god, would have skin like diamonds that have attained god status of texture and light physics.
Too bright for me too comprehend, too soothing to get harmed by it

>>91197022
Ivory.

>Back in the day it was all about making your interpretation of God look more badass than any other interpretation

>Then the Christians came along and made everyone want a fucking Bland HE'S JUST LIKE US BUT OLD the most popular

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>>91197030
>Proceeds by posting Africans to prove his points.
Btfo.

>>91196847
The pedantic idiosyncrasies of your argument only further cement the fact that the picture is not bronze, you cannot move the goalposts and say you win

>>91196993
I don't know why a god would have the color of sulfur coating his body like a devil. Why would god let himself be inferior get sunburns and have 10 min resistance against the sun before his skin starts to turn red a peal like a demon?

Seems like a mistake.

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>>91197088
This is my god.

Did cavemen have gods and a Jesus?

>>91196171
Its because the bible essentially says he made humans to look like him. Arguing over the skin color is funny as fuck though. As if Tanned as fuck sand dwelling caucasoids wouldn't look like bronze.

>>91197104
You do realize that there are more than 2 people on 4chan right. Also previous picture you must be talking about are photos, not fictional drawings.

Is...this..the power ....of shitposting?
You...are impressive.

>>91196948
Weird anon didn't direct the post at>>91195078 as well, who seemed to make the same assumption about curliness

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Everyone's interpretations are wrong without the SWOLE.

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>>91191393
>>91186843
Yep, perfect casting.

>>91197169
>Hollywood.
>Jews.
>Casts black as god.
Figures.

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>>91186843

>WE WUZ GODS AND SHIT
have you guys ever seen a jew?
look up what the current leader of isreal looks like, the guy in charge of the birth place of jesus.

>>91197161
Not that anon but.

None of the African pictures here look like bronze, the look like shiny dirt, at best.

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>>91197200
Did you know Jesus was a jew

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>>91190738
>black person who seems to be more invested in the white community than their own
As opposed to a black person who's interested in the whole community, which obviously doesn't exist.

>>91197203
too soon

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>>91197200
>>91189856
what a thread

>>91197162
You are the only one yelling racial slurs on a board of comic and cartoons, be a decent person for a change. Dont be an asshole.

>>91197162

I am actually a black man.
I will sue you now.

>>91197225
>implying ashkenazis aren't tainted

>>91197251
I meant the anon you responded to, I'm a different anon.

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everyone in this thread needs to shut the fuck up
this is god and his mega dick, the only cannon depiction of god

>>91197227
>shiny dirt
Thats litterly the color of bronze
>dirt is brown
>bronze is shiney

Whats your point.

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>>91197231
Did you know jews aren't black?
And if so, how come being jewish isn't a matter of race then?

>it's a /co/ argues over what a fiction character looks like thread

>>91197320
More like pol doesn't know how to not get trigged by a 10 sec comic
>>91197288
This is god

>>91197291
>I will ignore rubbed to shininess bronze now.
Pic related:
>>91195844
Tell me how this is basically earth with a gloss over it.
Tl;dr?
Btfo.

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>>91197385
Its all to different degrees
That "bronze" probably has a lot of copper in it. Bronze can be shiney and dark you know pic related.

Btw there are more than 2 people of 4chan you know.

Look its brown and shiney

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>>91197318
>Judaism is a race
This is what Jews actually believe.

>>91197521
An ethnicity, look it up.

>>91197521
Well it's not really like other people accepted them as one of their own even though European jews are white. Although calling white a race is stupid in the first place. Its all just to. Whoever is most convient at the moment, Tomorrow itallians won't be white, and the next day the Chinese will be white. White doesn't mean anything really.

>>91197608
Not really, Jews think it is, but it's not. Why do think most Jews are white despite Judaism originating from the middle east? Judaism is a religion, a religion that believes it's believers are part of a "race".

>>91197720
No jews are CALLED a race by others who want to ostracize them, but identify as a ethnicty. Ethnicty is a common culture and place of origin + group identification.

>>91197517
Proof that it has.

Your example doesn't prove or disprove anything, just showing some copper darker than mine isn't evidence.

Mine is also bronze, just not as bland as yours.
And second, that is Asian art, not Semitic bronze art, at least try before you post.

Either way, it goes far beyond any sub-Saharan African skin tones, those just look like soil you buy in garden markets.

Better luck next time.

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>>91197799
So I guess Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Taoism are all ethnicities now. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>91197799
Ethnicities are actually the smaller sections that make up the larger sections of a race.

IE, they're are generally washed down Semites.

>>91197521
>This is what Jews actually believe.
True, they think, but they're wrong, they're far too mixed to be considered a single race, under the name of jews.

>>91197720
>Why do think most Jews are white despite Judaism originating from the middle east?
Arabs are an ethnicity made up of a lot of white people, anon, there's no "despite" there.

Do you even know what an ethnicity is.

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>>91197939
>Arabs are white

>>91197831
Anon, bronze is the same bronze irregardless. The same way blood is red regardless where you are.

I dont know how color blind you are though your pic is still brown. Yes maybe that verson is slightly more reflictive but its still brown.

I don't know why you think this is a competition. You describe the picture of people posted to be like shiney dirt. Dirt is brown, bronze is brown. What the problem

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>>91198013
More white than you, fucking Ve/n/ezuelan.

>>91197880
No place of origin, sorry no.

Also the jews came from 12 original tribes, there is a bloodline

>>91198059
> irregardless.
That isn't a word.
It's Regardless or Irrelevant at all times.

Actually:
>>91195844
Is yellow
>>91197517
Is beige.

Thus neither are truly brown. Thus you are the colour blind one here.

>don't know why you think this is a competition.
It types in response to prolong the replying cycle.

>Dirt is brown
Yes, dark brown.
>bronze is brown
Bronze is yellowish beige.

Either come with a counter argument, or just let it go.
You're self projecting pettily hard,

>>91190738
>just as the literary figure was -as a modern audience would find- absurdly loyal to the whites in his life.
He wasn't though most of the time he just wasn't willing to pursue his freedom if it meant somebody dying usually a child but otherwise wanted to be free.

>>91197880
You can be ethnically an Italian Catholic, yes. Or ethnically an Irish Protestant. Etc etc. I didn't make it up, look up what "ethnicity" means.

>>91196847
>Anon that brown skin
Everyone's skin is brown though, the spectrum of colors that human skin can take are just different shades of brown

>>91198013
Indians too

>>91196076
>tfw god can never post back because any post would be duplicated across all threads and boards simultaneously, violating the default wait time
>And God refuses to buy a 4chan pass.

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>>91198280
Anon, let me be honest with you. As a person. You are in denial. I'm serrious.

He's a pic of your pic, and here's a pic from a photo of a person from this thread.

As you can see the skintones are one and the same. Even a full blown retard can see this. I know you will never admit basic things anon. But I had to post this, becuase even though posing with you is like punching water, some battles must be fought. Your ignorant ass can deny what your eyes see, but in the end we all know the truth.

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>>91198425
>And God refuses to buy a 4chan pass.
>mfw

>>91198461
>the skintones are one and the same
Nigger get your eyes checked

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>>91198461

>I will say that you're in denial, thus responding to me without agreeing to me proves it.
Wew lol.

Dude, look at the highlights, the spectrum of shades and shadows, and then look to the right of the picture, and say that it is exactly the same, they're not the same, the lighting, and shading of the left side is completely different from the right side.

If anything, you're the one in the denial because you want to force a narrative.
You try to make bronze as bland as possible, so that you can make a false equation to the bland brownness of the male to the right.

>As you can see the skintones are one and the same.
If anything, it is you ignoring the range of bronze, opposed to I not knowing the texture and light effects of bronze.

It's pretty petty of you to try this hard but, black people are not bronze coloured, Semites and whites are, and especially latinics.
And have fuzzy curly hair, that look nothing like natural sheep wool.

Also proof read before posting, it might help.

>>91198588
how's that placebo vision working out for you?

>>91196763
I'm confused. Not one of these four panels is shouting at me how awful I am for being a cis white male.

Clearly, you have mistaken this comic for actual Sinfest.

>>91197169
I'm as obnoxiously alt right as you can, but I'm still perfectly willing to accept Morgan Freeman as my God.

>>91188059
>God descends from the heavens
>The first thing to materialize is the tip of his penis
>Followed by the shaft
>Followed by the second penis and more shaft
>Followed by the body of a little girl
>Christians and Catholics left in confusion as /d/ cheers, drop their pants and get on all fours

>>91190738
Not even.
Tom tried to help his people. Sambo was the actual house nigger (IE the sellout). So many people fail to realize this.

>>91186843
James Garner did a fantastic job in God, The Devil, and Bob. That show is hella underrated.
>>91188059
I dunno, I think being omnipotent gets boring. That's why he chose a poor little jew to incarnate as. Nothing special, nothing fancy. currently on #8 of 16 foreign occupations

>>91190738
It's important to point out that the original Uncle Tom's Cabin was a perfectly fine piece of literature, the problem is that people doing stage adaptations had no motivation to do so accurately, and "an Uncle Tom play" started meaning anything with negroes in it.. which as you can imagine, was less than phenomenal.
>>91200101
you got some wires crossed, Sambo was a small Indian child who outran a tiger until the fucker turned into clarified butter. again, because Little Black Sambo was such a popular book, the term began to apply to anyone dark skinned, even africans, and thus obviously most usage was negative (as any term for africans would be), so it became taboo.

>>91196387
No, we know there was a Man in Judea who came into conflict with the Roman authorities, so we know the one who came to be known as Christ did exist.
However, it did take around 2 generations after his death for a narrative that eventual became Cannon started to be written by mutlible authors whose works were latter put togther.

>>91198822
>identifying as "alt-right"
please lurk more

>>91196513
SHUT UP!!!!
WE WANT OUR PET NIGROS FUCK THE MEDS FUCKING SHITSKINED SANDNIGGERS.

>>91193384
CHAOS CONSUME US

>>91200412
>James Garner did a fantastic job in God, The Devil, and Bob. That show is hella underrated.

I'm so butthurt about it being a couple of years too early to get away with its humor. The worst part is that it wasn't even that offensive, most of the messages behind it where good.

The devil and god having a disfunctional familyesque relationship was golden, too.