*blocks your telepath*

>>91177041
Aaaaaaaaauuuugh!

*holds up bag of chocos.*

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>>91177075
I like where this is going.

>>91177041
>Canonically fucked a six month old
how did she get away with it?

>makes best friend mentally handicapped

H E L L O

>>91177041
Think of fire and screeching DANGER ZONE

>>91177763
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Oh, the things I would do to her.

>>91177041
Quick, she's trying to read your mind! What three videos do you play in your head to fuck with her?

>>91177957
> https://youtu.be/V6s3ctffSCc

No three videos, just this on a loop while staring her in the eye.

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>>91177075
>yfw she doesn't like Chocos

Filthy white martian scum

>>91178262
source please

>>91177957
I envision her sucking dick.

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>>91177041
Anabiotics,son

>>91178547
Batman: Odyssey. I don't know the specific issue, though.

>>91178605
She works with teenage dudes every day of her life, she would be numb to that.

>>91177957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw
Don't need three, just this one and she either leaves me alone or fries my brain, either way I keep my privacy.

>>91177957
Ah shit, she'll find out the lewd things I was thinking of.

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>>91178262
>Doesn't like Chocos.

You just have to get her addicted by grinding it into her food. It's a narcotic for her kind.

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>>91177957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XnKNOyCFlE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K956y2om92I

>>91179060
His name is Robert Paulson.

*mind rapes you*

>>91177957
the entirety of lasagna cat

>>91177957
No video, just this thought: "Shit, she's reading my mind! Luckily I have a henway as a contingency."

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I picture myself stroking myself with a raging hard on while looking at her in her true form

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>>91177602
With brute force.

>>91177055
Underrated

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>>91177602
Explain

>>91181107
Superboy is technically a toddler

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>>91181160
Oh, now I feel foolish

>>91181107
Superboy was force-grown six months into being the equivalent of a human 16 year old.

M'gann is Martian 16, but in human time measurements, she's 48 years old.

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>>91177957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkW0TYKGyQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdC9hlW65c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJLq7WxZOQY

>>91179584
How is "true form" even a thing for a race of shapeshifters?

>>91178262
>>91178917

Are white martians addicted to chocos like green ones?

>>91177957
i think of my supervillain waifu despite trying not to and she gives me some bullshit moral leacture

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>>91177041
>>91177957
>Turns out depression is a communicable disease after all.

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>>91181903
Like this one?

>>91177041
just started this show
does she get less annoying?

>>91177055

>Aaaaaaaaauuuugh!

Came here for this.

>>91183167
Basically everyone gets better in the second season.

>>91183167
Yes.