"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: BACK FROM THE DEAD

why is cheryl best waifu?

>>91174705
Her flawless application of Covergirl(tm) products

>Watching Powerless before Riverdale
This show, I wanted this show to be good so bad
What a shame

I missed this show more than I'm willing to admit.

>>91174804
>kept getting preempted by Trial & Error
Rip. That show is funny tho

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C A N O N

>>91174836
John Lithgow is always worth a good laugh

But damn I want more Vanessa Hudgens on my TV

>>91174882
You're going to love episode 10.

>>91174882
delet this

>>91174947
t. Archie

Hey, it's the episode that inexplicably had a scene leak after like the second episode

>>91174836
Trial & Error is definately the better of the two shows. Shame, Powerless was getting better over time. If they could have only escaped the BBT tier references.

>>91174665
I only watched the first episode- Any quality webms lately?

>>91175320
I'm in Canada, and lost track of what channel that show got exiled to after the pilot. I think I caught the last few minutes of it on Tuesday. It has a really good mix of physical comedy and regular wit in it

Here we go lads

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>>91174882
I want everyone who is into bughead to read the new Archie Horror one-shot that came out yesterday.

>The Town with PEP

>Not syrup

B O Y F R I E N D

Archie is such a dumbass

>offscreen valerie dating

:(

I think this show is basically CW's teen drama formula at its finest polished state

Holy shit iZombie is back next week. It's been way too long.

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>>91175560
You are small time.

>pre-war apartment
Fallout reference?

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Threadly reminder that Archie is perfect

>>91175774
bro

>>91175774
Of course not.

>>91175778
Too bad he's worthless to the show.

Don't this violate some child labor law

>no Moose on the crew
That fucker

HAHA KEVIN LOVES HER SHOES

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S GAY

HAHA

Hot damn the hiatus killed this thread

>>91175865

it'll come back, it always does

Help, I cant stop staring at Cole Sprouse's nipples.

Oh shit
Moose no

RIP MOOSE

Lousy punk kids!

Moose no!

he died as he lived

Wasn't Moose asian? Did they switch actors?

Moose will be missed.

just got home , someone give me a quick rundown

>>91175959
Reggie is the Asian one

>>91175947

taking poles from other men?

>>91175959
You're mixing up Moose and Reggie.

>>91175959
Reggie's asian

>>91175959
Reggie

>>91175969

Fight over property getting worked on, one group is trying to push the other off it and reaquire land rights and other is basically prison dads way of laundering his stolen fortune into property/mining by the looks of it

>>91175970
>>91175973
>>91175974
>>91175985
Sorry, I can't keep these gay kids straight

>>91176004
Reggie is trying to move in on Ronnie

>>91175969
The girls are trying to arrange a baby shower but the Cooper/Blossom feud is making it difficult. The boys are trying save the construction business but the Blossom/Lodge feud is making it difficult.

>>91176004
Thank god.

>>91176018

do latinas like asian dudes?

>>91176004
Still mixing up Moose and Reggie.

Everyone should check out Madchem Amick's instagram page (load lots of images)

https://www.instagram.com/madchenamick/?hl=en

>>91176004
Moose is heterosexual!!!!!

>>91176033
I certainly hope so for my sake

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>>91176004

Ronnie. You're not supposed to dress sexy for a baby shower

>angry archie

A C T I N G

>>91176107
She can't help it

>>91176060

she does have a phat ass

>Justice League Rebirth poster
Truly the best boy

Oh Jughead how can you be so naive.

what does "trying to torpedo him" mean

>>91176149

he doesnt know his dad is the leader so it isnt probably naivete so much as the fact they'd never touch dad's son

>>91176152
Imagine your business is a boat and your competitor is a submarine

I like the idea of Jughead learning the lesson that thugs aren't misunderstood rebels but just assholes.

>>91176152
It's a sex thing

>going to a biker gang bar wear your fucking letterman jacket

>>91176189

sometimes a show embraces the comics.

BOSS BATTLE: SERPENT DADDY

>>91174665

Apparently gangdad isn't the worst person on the show..that's kind of funny

>>91174665

betty can barely fit in that mini-skirt, can we get a screen shot of dat ass.

>>91176291
gangdad is flawed, but still trying

Now Blossom dad...

Cheryl outsexing Ronnie at the baby shower

Wew

S O U T H S I D E
S E R P E N T S
R U L E

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That is literally the Rosemary's Baby carriage.

>>91176327
Cooper dad, as well.

twins
w
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Seriously Archie, here?

>>91174882

I will never let go of my childhood theory that Jughead is gay.

Archie you absolute jerk

Archie stfu right now

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>>91176335

>That occult reference by bett'ys mom

ITS TIME

I want to hatefuck cheryl

Polly should just stay at Archie's house too.

>>91176384
Papa Andrews should just open up a B&B

>>91176384
Eventually everyone has to leave their parents and live with Archie.

>>91176400

>All of kids just live at his house like he's male version of shrew and boot grandma.

GitS is going to tank, right?

>>91176416

probably

>>91176400
>>91176404
>>91176412
It'll be like Happy Days. Or That 70's Show.

>>91176369
What was Jughead's secret that was revealed anyway?

>>91176416

I think it'll go alright. only people that actively hate it are SJWs because she's not asian and even japs don't mind.

I mean if SJWS can't tank Iron fist, they can't tank anything.

>>91176436
His dad is a biker.

>>91176436
Probably that his dad is a Serpent.

>>91176436

his dad is working with papa lodge for extreme maplebucks.

>>91176416
it's somewhere around 50 percent on RT right?

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Holy shit Daddy Cooper

>betty's mom is not even her worst parent
W O W

>punished Fred

>>91176522

>When dad is trying to late late abort his own grand kids.

He went to westboro school of parenting.

>Builder likes building things
Pottery

>JUGGIE

>>91176546

>Pans to a sign over recently built building. "Lucas's School of Pottery"

What drugs do they run? Syrup meth?

>>91176588
S T I C K Y M A P L E
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So, Mr. Cooper is definitely the red herring, right? There is that Jason jacket in Mr. Snake's trailer

Betty dodged that question.

OH SHIT

WHAT
H
A
T

OH SHIT

HE WANTED TO ABORT POLLY TOO

FUCKIN BIGGOT

SYRUPGATE

>Implying he did anything wrong.

I want Betty's dad to kick her out instead.

>>91176666

Is he the lodge or is she the lodge? His family is the ones that got screwed out of maplebucks right?

IMAGINE BEING SO SHIT YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ALICE COOPER LOOK LIKE A GOOD PARENT

"BLOSSOM BLUT"

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I think it's time for you to leave.

>>91176655
Wait what
I thought they aborted a kid before Polly

>>91176714
Chip
Chip pls

>>91176720
It survived.

>>91176655
I think they are implying they had a pregnancy before polly and aborted it

>>91176720
Oh maybe, wasn't paying full attention.

>>91176714
MELONS

I just made it home from work. How was it?

it's not gay if you whisper

>>91175469
one shot? fucking ten bucks says it's made a regular book and goes into hiatus hell like the others.

being an archie horror fan is suffering unlike any other.

>Kevin is getting played
>And the snake boy is getting soft too
THIS SHOW DAMN

Joaquin you fucking piece of shit. This is unforgivable.

I N F I L T R A T I O N

>Trusting a bunch of criminals to accomplish anything.

SHEEEEEEEEEET

>North in Montreal

Are they doing the same thing in Twin Peaks where somehow Quebec is above Washington?

>>91176806

he doesn't need to help fred out with his guys to make his side business deal to work, so I think he is just helping his buddy.

polly wtf?

>Neil Young cover starts

>>91176765
>I just made it home from work. How was it?

No "OH SHIT!" moments, but a lot of "Aw shiiiiiiit" moments, if you know what I mean.

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>This preview

>>91176771
The book was labelled as a one shot, but I think it really should be at least a mini.

Only problem is that yeah, we won't get another issue for a year, if we're lucky.

CHERYL MISSES KISSING THOSE GINGER PUBES

Local news: mentally ill lady spits on people

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UPCOMING EPISODES

9. Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion (April 6, 2017)
>ULTERIOR MOTIVES - Archie reluctantly agrees to escort Cheryl to her family's official start of maple syrup tapping after he gets an offer that could help his future. Archie starts to become skeptical of the real reason the Blossoms are so eager to help him, and gets some helpful information for Betty about her sister. Veronica unknowingly befriends a classmate that her father's illegal doings has hurt. Hermione is conflicted about telling Fred the truth. Meanwhile, Alice is ready to get revenge on the Blossoms once and for all with the help of her two daughters.

10. Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend (April 13, 2017)
>TRUE FEELINGS - When Fred decides to finalize the divorce with Archie's mother Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald), Archie hides his true feelings. Archie tries to win Valerie back with a romantic evening, but Betty hijacks his plans when she decides to throw Jughead a surprise birthday party. Once Cheryl learns of the party, she decides to make it interesting and things quickly get out of control. Meanwhile, Veronica contemplates whether she should participate in the deposition to help get her father released from jail.

The season finale is scheduled for May 11, 2017.

>>91176875

its going into that weird place where she projects her issues with her brother onto archie

im sure that wont be weird at all

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>>91176873
and afterlife with archie started out as a variant cover. jughead the hunger is starting out with a shit ton more than that.

>it's a domestic abuse episode

>>91176896
>The Lost Weekend

Oh boy
>Don Birnam, long-time alcoholic, has been "on the wagon" for ten days and seems to be over the worst; but his craving has just become more insidious. Evading a country weekend planned by his brother Wick and girlfriend Helen, he begins a four-day bender. In flashbacks we see past events, all gone wrong because of the bottle. But this bout looks like being his last...one way or the other.

>>91176896
Next week, the syrup will flow

>>91176885
Hi fellow NY anon

>>91177044
>The syrup will run red with their blood!

>>91174665
is this still trash?

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Anyone else here think Archie and Cheryl go better together?

>>91177662
cheryl needs the positive influence
archie needs an extrovert like cheryl or veronica to make him less boring

FUCKK I MISSED THE EPISODE

WHERE DO I WATCH IT NOW

>>91177662
I think Betty and Veronica and Cheryl are the best together.

>>91177806
the CW website will have it tomorrow

>>91177829
thank you

Is he gone?

>>91178748
maybe he couldn't handle the hiatus.
If the thread is still alive when I wake up, that would be sign #1 that he's alive

>>91179155
There should be an episode of them hanging out by themselves.

>>91179279
>>91179155
I keep playing "spot the DC poster" whenever the camera pans around the room

>>91179279
Yes. 'Hanging out"

>>91179279
I want to see them cuddling on Archie's bed.

So was there ever twincest in this show

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>cheryl will never step on your balls

>>91174665
There is so much fucking plaid on this show good god

>>91180665
>syrup town, usa
>not looking like fake canadians

>>91175774
oh boy

ARCHIE GONNA CHOOSE BEST GIRL

>>91181675
Jughead?

>>91181684
No the redhead girl, the massive bitch.

>>91181790
Acceptable alternative.

>>91177662
You are not alone. I swear I've been the only one genuinely shipping this since Archie bailed her out with the sheriff before.

this show has such a fantastic soundtrack I love it

>>91182140
I would really love a full OST release. I'd buy it.

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>Cole Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, why does this name sound familiar
>He was one of the twins from Zack and Cody

The show is that old now? Fucking hell

>>91179155
OTP

>>91182381
>not Archie/Cheryl

>>91176033
Filipinos are a thing so maybe?

>they were playing DCUO

>>91182441
sex with cheryl desu

>>91182159
just like iZombie, CW does it again with a really fantastic soundtrack
its weird Flash/Arrow/Supergirl all the songs are kinda cringy but it just works here

>>91182941
lol Flipinos are the Mexicans of Asia

>>91174882
according to spoilers, jughead fucks her in episode ten

>>91175647

>>91175774
Kek, nice parody of a clueless vidya fan.

In case you're not kidding:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmisy574nUQ

>promo has cheryl and archie on a date, kissing


yesss

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>>91183704
I suspect it'll be a one-episode thing seeing as he has a make-up thing with Val the episode after. Pity, Cheryl/Archie onscreen has a spark that Val/Archie lacks, and the two characters complement each other well.

The series could always return to it later, I guess. Seeing as we're in season 1, the one guarantee is that any current relationships are sure to not last. The eventual butthurt from Bughead fans should be just as salty as the current butthurt from Asexual Jughead fans.

...how many weeks until Sabrina?

>>91179155
Just two dudes hanging out in his best bros room and sleeping in the same bed together.

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>>91179155
EAT A GODDAMN BURGER JUGHEAD FOR FUCKSAKE HJGKGKGKGKGK

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>>91176896
>Archie's mother Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald)

Redheaded character rollcall:

Archie Andrews
Mary Andrews
Jason Blossom
Cheryl Blossom
Penelope Blossom
Ethel Muggs

What's in that maple syrup they're all so obsessed with?

Any webm requests

>>91184056
Cheryl entrance/door close

>>91175778

Too perfect if you ask me

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>>91182441
>>91183704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gWDD_XfCoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08QBTeUIBbM

soon

>>91175971

underrated post

>>91182441
Brothercest is better than sticking dick in crazy.

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>>91184078
Just imagine the ginger brood they could produce.

>>91176896
>Archie reluctantly agrees to escort Cheryl to her family's official start of maple syrup tapping

Oh boy, the dank maple memes are gonna flow next week arent they

>>91177431

Its just comfy bro

>>91177806

https://pastebin.com/X6xEDLAi

>>91179842

No

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>>91184182
Considering it debuted on the show as a TV-friendly metaphor for semen, it's interesting how big the whole maple lore has gotten.

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>>91184062

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>>91184276
Hot damn.

>>91179155
Literally best couple.

>>91184276
I wanna stick my dick in that redhead teen.

>>91174665
I forgot this shit is back. Honestly just waiting to see Sabrina now.

>>91174882
Not muh Jughead

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>>91183600
requesting spoilers

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>>91175647
I fucking hate this show so much

>>91174665
Let's look over the facts of the case
>Jason wanted to fake his death so he could elope with Polly. He had been involved in drug dealing in order to finance this. He even had some drugs in the car he was going to run away with.
>Betty's dad hates the Blossoms so much he tried to pressure Polly into getting an abortion without consulting his wife
>Jason's grandma knew about the marriage
>Jason left his sister by the river, that was the last time he was seen alive that we know
>On that very same day, Polly was taken to a facility against her will
>Jason never made it to the car, or if he did he never used it since it hadn't been moved
>He somehow ended up captured and tortured
>After being tourtured, he was shot in the the head
>He was then frozen for several days.
>Somebody then planted the body near the river, they WANTED the body to be found
>Kevin Keller found the body because Moose conveniently wanted to do gay stuff by the river
>Betty's dad stole all the evidence from the Sheriff's office
>Betty and Jughead found the car, somebody followed them and saw this.
>In the time it took for the cops to get there, somebody destroyed it
>Polly escaped that very same night
>Jughead's dad confirmed that Jason was involved with the Southside Serpents. He claims that he was supposed to deliver the drugs that were found in the car somewhere.
>Jughead's dad has Jason's jersey and apparently some other personal effects of his too. He didn't tell this to Jughead or Betty. He's hiding them for "insurance".
>Ms. Grundy is hiding a lot of shit and she gave Jason "private lessons"

Anything else?

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>>91184246
>TV-friendly metaphor for semen
I never thought of it like that

>>91175647

dating whom?

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>>91186738

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>>91186371

>>91188838
why is she so cute

>>91186371
Looks to me like the Southside Serpents kept Jason prisoner and tortured him. Don't know if they're the ones that shot him though.

>>91184078
I have no idea what these videos are for but I'm enjoying myself.

>>91189017
>>91186371
It still seems to me like Mr. Cooper is the most likely suspect.

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>>91190176
>>91186371
Watch it be one of those wacky circumstances where a number of people had a hand in killing Jason.

>Cheryl in a jealous rage attempts to drown Jason but he escapes and and becomes delirious in the forest
>Comes across Serpents who torture him and steal his effects in an effort to find the drugs, but eventually manages to also escape from
>Ms. Grundy is driving by, sees Jason, and attempts run him over with her car to keep their intimate relationship a secret but he dodges her
>Is then accosted by papa Cooper who was on the prowl for him but is able to lose him
>Eventually comes across and is delivered the final blow/gunshot by Alice Cooper who had been out looking for her husband

>Somewhere in between this Hiram had sent out his crowbar ninjas to cap Jason because the maple syrup must flow

>>91190598
Who put him in the freezer then?

>>91190638
Pop

>>91174665
don't let this die today, I haven't watch it yet but I'll do it tonight.

>>91191585

got you bro

>>91183600
Jugheads whole thing is being basically asexual like this is all wrong.

>>91186371
>>Somebody then planted the body near the river, they WANTED the body to be found
This to me is the biggest mystery, especially since whoever did it kept the body frozen for several weeks before doing so.

>>91192744
I honestly don't mind Betty and Jughead. I don't like it, but I don't particularly mind it anymore.

I do think it's wrong that Jughead started it, though. He also needs to eat more burgers.

>>91192062
and I got you

>>91193546

I feel the same

>>91175441
flawless

>>91183922
yea, I'd have thought that would be included that by now. MAybe it'll be in the finale

Meanwhile in Powerless land:

https://twitter.com/justin_halpern/status/847597680817610753

(That's the show runner)

>>91175469
>Ginger Snaps meets Underworld
not as bad as I thought

>>91175694
I will now

>>91195840
classy

>>91176049
moose just like to stick his dick in anything that has a heartbeat

>>91183276
I'm mexican and I approve it

>>91183922
at the begginig of this episode he was doing it, wasn't he?

>>91183984
Molly fucking Ringwald!
can't wait for the references

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>>91188838

>>91195840
Well they do keep pulling it at the last minute. Also

>Poor bastard thinks Nelisen numbers mean anything.

Man

>>91198388
He has had a load of dead shows (starting with Shit my Dad Says), so he is aware of how the numbers barely mean anything in the real world, but are important for networks

>>91195909
All of the Archie Horror output is pretty good. My only complaint is their slow as fuck release schedule.

I swear I have no idea what half the characters are doing to connect to the plot. Jughead and Betty are off to the loony bin to investigate the latest thread to a murder, meanwhile V is... clubbing, I guess? The Cooper family drama hits its peak and the Serpents are up to something very suspicious, while Archie writes another song about fucking daffodils.

This show switches from rapey music teachers to Nancy Drew to 90210 so fast I've got whiplash.

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>>91200936

>>91198498
but any good ones?

So is the story so bad it's good, or are people here posting because the story is genuinely good?

>>91202145

The story (who killed Jason Blossom) isn't particularly good or important. If you're watching for the story you'll be disappointed. It's entertaining because of Twin Peak smalltown intrigue, and teenager intrigue. This show is really about the journey being more important then the destination.

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>>91202145

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>>91176714
Why does trip look like an older version of archie.

>>91174665
Nice

Is there anywhere I can watch this show from the first episode or am I fucked?

>>91205723
I'm in Canada land, but apparently US people have an app called CW seed. The entire thing *might* be on there

>>91205723
are you new to the internet or something?
You know you can easily torrent shows.
Or if you're afraid of the russians or the FBI, you can just direct download them.

dont even ask where, just fucking google it. not that hard.

>>91205801
I've been looking but I couldn't find shit

>>91206093
Your google-fu is weak.

>>91202243

>tfw havent seen Twin Peaks

>>91207464
You need to get on that, mugga. Season three show revival's right around the corner.

>>91208421
>Season three show revival's right around the corner.

I'll likely start watching it when that gets confirmed

>>91205723
The Official CW site or the CW app is the best way to go honestly. It's free too.