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Blunder of the century.

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Blunder of the century.
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What is sjw about this?
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>>91161713
>murders her friends
>now she fucks him

bravo, genndy
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>>91161733
samurai jack wetdick
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GENNDY HAS LET US DOWN
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I'm just waiting for someone to go fetch Scaramouch's head
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>>91161766
Waiting for someone to hold his head like Darth Vader when he found 3po's head.
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>>91161786
That was dumb as fuck. C3PO's head was a mass produced protocol droid head. How the fuck would Vader know it was the one he built?
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>>91161813
It was gold?
He didn't care?
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>>91161713
>Jack is shackled to Tara Strong for the rest of the season

y tho?
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>>91161713
I blame Rebecca Sugar for this.
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>GIRLS IN MUH SAMURAI CARTOONS
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>>91161713
it's gonna be leo/karai relationship. They can't fuck now they have 7 episodes to go or something.
At best she'll kiss him before suicide near the end so he can go back in time for good. And ensure that none of that shit ever actually happens.
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I hope she dies for him or something.
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>>91161713
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHABAHAJAHAAJAJAJAJAJA

JACKFAGS BTFO

B

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F

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>>91161713
You had one job Gendy...
I was holding out from killing myself for this, maybe it's not worth it.
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>>91161786
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>>91161713
steven universe threads aren't supposed to go outside the general
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>>91162110
What?
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I have confidence in Genndy, though I wonder how he's going to handle the age gap and, far more importantly, the dead siblings thing. It is a novel angle for Jack, anyway - he's never really had anyone he cared about in the future before, any enduring stakes. There's the Scotsman, of course, but he and Jack mutually understand that the other is going to die fighting, and that they chose that life.

If I had to guess, Jack is going to resist any romantic overtures.
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>>91162118
You heard him
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>>91162242
>I have confidence in Genndy
You're naïve.
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I-IT WASN'T SUPPOSED LIKE THIS

NO NOOOOOOO
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So its all but confirmed Ashi will end up getting SAMURAID
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>>91162266
No, dude just has a good track record.
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>people mentioning the dead sisters
You know they didn't care about each other right?
Their reaction to finding the first dead body was to call her weak and unworthy

Plus the whole ambush scene showed they didn't even bother to tell each other about incoming attacks and just let each other die

They clearly did not give a shit
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>>91162266
Genndy is a hack.
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>>91162308
>one amazing show
>other shows not just forgettable but forgotten
>good track record
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>>91162301
>over half a century of backed up samurai spunk
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This didn't take long.
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>>91161713
It's amazing how faith in Genndy and SJ just disappeared in one fell swoop.
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>>91162330
/co/ is for /co/ntrarian.
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>>91162330
Do you have the Ashi ending prediction screencap?
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I guess our search for the perfect cartoon will have to continue, oh well.
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>>91162285
>>91162266
>>91162065
>>91161759
>>91161741
>>91161713

Did I call it? Or did I call it?

I fucking told people that this would fuck up, because the world no longer has a place for a cartoon like Samurai Jack. And when people on /co/ were excited about it, I fucking told them - "Don't give in to hype! It's done by corporations, which means it's a cash grab! And it won't pander to you, but rather, to a new audience."

And I was right.
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Isn't SJ confirmed to be taking a one-month hiatus after episode 5? There would be no 4/29 episode.
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>>91161713
Op is a dumb faggot. Stop feeding him.
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>>91162355
This one?
Also I really can't help but feel that Jack and Ashi are gonna have a father/daughter relationship, not a romantic one. Maybe I'm wrong but we'll see.
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Why exactly is this a bad thing?

It's because she's a girl isn't it?
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>>91162369
Nah, let's be honest here, this was Genndy's idea.

He's... he's... A FUCKING HACK
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>>91162320
>Dexter's Lab
>Samurai Jack
>PPG'S good seasons (as director)
>Symbionic Titan (only killed because no toys)
>Clone Wars
>Rescuing Hotel Transylvania from being a complete loss
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>>91162387
It's because she's not Jack. We could have an episode dedicated to the spartans and another for the scotsman but instead we get a badly voice acted literally who.
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>>91162387
no it's because the show has always been about jack fighting monsters alone and going on his way trying to the back to the past

he never brings anyone along and has left people alone numerous times.

changing this for fucking waifu/daughterfu shit is garbage
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>>91162365
How entitled.
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>>91161733
nothing, its just regular shit writing
>>91161713
waited over ten years for this
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>>91162415
>spartans
Fuck that, we need Da Samurai, and the Guardian of course. (The Scotsman goes without saying.)
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>>91162418
This is how I know the show is a blunder. When people start calling fans entitled it's over.
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>>91162385
That seems REALLY likely, actually, since I could see Aku pointing out that he'll just come back like he did before, and do it when Jack is dead, whether in the past or future. So Jack uses the time portal to chuck that fucker outside of time.
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>>91162429
>Da Samurai
>some literal nigger found a sharp stick and acted like a nigger
>you need a back story for this
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>>91162415
Okay I get it now, youre one of those people that think that just because the show is called Samurai Jack it should only focus on Jack
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>>91162392

Nah man, I think it's the networks. I've seen interview with Genndy and it does strike me like he cares about the art. After all, he could've made a bog-standard Japanime ripoff. But he didn't, so I actually respect him.

As always, everything bad in the world can be traced to the corporations.
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So glad that I don't give a single piece of shit about shipping at all and I'll enjoy it.
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>>91162446
Again, entitled.
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>>91162387
its because we waited 13 years to watch the end of a show and we only get ten episodes half of wich will now focus on an entirely new character nobody cares about
nice try tho
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>"NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN MY CARTOON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>91162450
Who said backstory? He could get 1 of the 10 episodes dedicated to him 50 years later, that's all.
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>>91162397
>>Dexter's Lab
Mediocre at best.
>>Samurai Jack
Boring.
>>PPG'S good seasons (as director)
I'll give it a B+ here.
>>Symbionic Titan (only killed because no toys)
Highschool drama BS ruined half of it.
>>Clone Wars
Never watched, no comment.
>>Rescuing Hotel Transylvania from being a complete loss
People actually like this?

Face it, Genndy is a hack.
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I don't find it very believable that Jack can just slaughter all of her sisters and she's just okie-dokie with that
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>>91162381
There is an episode on that date, don't know where he's getting the synopsis though.
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>>91162446
>the opinion of one anon on /co/ makes the show a blunder

remove yourself from the gene pool
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>>91162489

>>91162313
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>>91162417
I don't know if you've noticed, anon, but this season is doing a lot of things the other ones didn't. Jack didn't bring anyone with him because most characters he ran into had their own lives to attend to. He wasn't exactly screaming at people not to travel with him.

This whole season is one big story written as a movie. More regular characters than just Jack and Aku was always going to happen, and it's a dumb thing to sperg about.
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>>91162489
>Ashi shrieks autistically at Jack for like 10 seconds before getting dropped off a cliff to die
>okie dokie
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>>91162381
>>91162494
THERE IS NO FUCKING HIATUS!
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/samurai-jack/episode-guide/EP00451702?aid=zap2it
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>>91162497
The JIDF is all over this thread, It's over the "fans" are in full damage control mode.
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>>91162477
>>>/sug/
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>>91162446
this
>you arent entitled to a good show, now shut up and watch it
>why is nobody watching the show?
>its the fault of all those sites that leak episodes online for sure
>guys we should all watch the new episode ten times each to fabricate the ilusion that anyone is interested in this
>its the fault of the bandwagoners who only watched the show when it was good
>in fact the show is only good when nobody wants to watch it
>please dont take this away from me
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>>91161713
>Ashi: I hate you less (creature attacks). Aku is punishing me for it! AUGH!!!
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I told you everyone will forget this shit when it was over, and now they'll want to.
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Reading through this thread, >>91162330 turned out to be incredibly accurate.
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>>91162418
Hey, I said perfect, that's quite hard to achieve.
All we know now is that SJ won't achieve perfection anymore.
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Of all the things to whine about /co/...
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>>91162415
>how dare they focus on this character! She isn't Jack!
>they should focus on these other characters that aren't Jack instead!
Jesus.

Oh wait, it's because they're from your childhood and none of the new characters aren't, right?
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>>91162417
Are you somehow implying that if the scotsman had tagged along for a few episodes people wouldn't have loved it? This has nothing to do with Jack being on his own and you know it.
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>>91162385
No, that's a different one. The one I remember was specifically focused on her.
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>>91161713
We already knew from previous interviews with Gendy that Jack would get a sidekick. Why are you all acting like this is new information?
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So this is all samefagging right?
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>>91162571
ashi is a shit character you contrarian harry potter faggot.
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>A couple mongoloid anons managed to create a hategroup

Ya'll should've listened when you had the chance.
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how many times
how many times has shit like this spoiled a show
why
I don't give a fuck if it's SJW or whatever, I just wanted jack vs aku
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>>91162571
The focus on the spartans is needed because of the time portal vision, it's clear he was supposed to become their king.
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>>91162477
>Samurai Jack was never good

Then why are you here, faggot?

>Dexter's Lab was mediocre

How dare you
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>>91162448
I want to believe that, but the OP description sounds too much like your typical lovers on a run scenario.
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>>91162535
STOP BRINGING UP SU IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD HOLY SHIT
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>>91161713
Oh boy I hope this is true.
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>>91162587
A sidekick shouldn't get half the show's episodes.
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>babby's first color theory show
SJ was never good.
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>>91162574
>tagged along for a few episodes
scottsman would always leave, making the duo just two solos with different stories collaborating.

this is a new character created specifically to be waifu scrappydoo
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>>91162637
>color
fucking americans
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>>91162633
Unless it's the Scotsman, for whom that would be acceptable and awesome.
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>>91162417
> I AM MAD BECAUSE DYNAMICS AND CHARACTERS MUST NEVER CHANGE
go outside and play with the other kids
maybe a few will beat some fucking sense into you
or kill you, that's good too
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>>91162330
>people from /v/ and /pol/
more like the moment the show starts parading ashy people from /co/ will get mad and people from tumblr will sincronice all their periods at once
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>>91162584
Ah sorry, don't have it.
>>91162615
It's just people baiting because both shows are popular anon.
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>>91162659
I N C O M I N G
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>>91162633
Please show me the five episodes that are focused purely on Ashi and not Jack.
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>>91162659
Why is that Samurai Jack artist drawing Jinx clones?
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>>91162666
>scrappy doo was the perfect addition to scooby doo because he's new and cute
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>>91162615
its actually every single fandom ever but its nice that you know your place
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>people are actually complaining about this

We're reaching levels of faggotry previously unknown to mankind
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>>91162653
The scotsman is great because he seems like he could be the main character of his own show, ashi not so much.
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>>91162605
I'm enjoying this season of SJ so far, that doesn't mean I didn't find the old show boring.

I tried to rewatch Dexter's laboratory like 2 years ago but I just couldn't get interested in it, so I stopped watching.
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>>91162615
>STOP BRINGING UP SU IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD HOLY SHIT
stop making threads for every fucking minutiae about one episode and maybe we will

oh that's right, you fucking sperglords can't

enjoy your SU comparisons until you learn
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>>91161713
Ok, I am done with this shit show. Neck yourself Genndy Hackovsky
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>>91162683
What exactly do Ashi and Scrappy Doo have in common

You literally have only seen the plot synopsis

For fuck's sake
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>>91161713
ONE JOB GENNDY!
GO BACK TO WORKING WITH ADAM SANDLER YOU HACK!
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>>91162603
You are the first person I've seen say that vision was him specifically becoming the Spartans' king, so it's clearly not clear.

>>91162599
Nice argument.
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>>91162649
>fucking americans
The -or suffix comes from the original old French and was the norm for British English until maybe the 18th century, when some faggot decided an unnecessary u made those words special. They never altered or differentiated pronunciation, it was nipple jewelry for its own sake.

Too bad you don't like it.
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>>91162715
You can still fap to Jack getting his kimono torn in this new season, fampai
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>>91162728
Hey the old episodes of Samurai Jack had no continuity and basically established that the plot would never go anywhere.
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>>91162721
well scrappy is a dog and ashy is a bitch
both of them talk shit
both of them get themselves in danger over being overconfident even tho they are completely useless
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Ashi would have been great with a different voice actor.
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I want /v/, /pol/ and /r9k/ to leave.
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>>91161713
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, THE SHIP WARS WILL BEGIN. MAKE YOUR CALENDARS.
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>>91161713
>SJW pandering
>Waifu Pandering
It's weird how people can try and blame two completely opposite groups without realizing how retarded that makes them sound.
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>>91162771
Who are you quoting?
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>>91162777
wasted trips
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>>91162777
Why /v/?
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>>91162779
Jackashi vs who exactly?
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>>91162683
> I use analogies, and badly too!

fuck off back to /v/

Scrappy was Hanna's boner for Warner Brothers personified; he as much as told Mark Evanier to copy Henery Hawk without actually naming the character, then it went through multiple rounds of development hell by consensus by which point he was useless and irritating.

Don't bring a spork to a knife fight you worthless piece of shit, and especially quit BAWWWWing that Genndy dared to think of something that wasn't what you saw on cable television while your mother fucked strangers for rent money.
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>>91162518
>shrieks
She whispers.
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>>91162801
JackxIkra.
No matter how much Jack will deny it, Ikra was Jack's first love.
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>91162788 (you)
>i-im just pretending !
(you)
>>91162785
>l-look there's a girl i am not a homo !
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>>91162777
worthy trips
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Hasn't it been confirmed that Ashi dies near the end though?
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>>91162489
They were raised to believe if you died in combat, you are weak. Why is so hard to believe she would fall for the strong?
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>>91162807
>Genndy dared to think of something that wasn't what you saw on cable television while your mother fucked strangers for rent money.
>implying the waifu/daughter fu child grows up to be better than everyone else ever before bullshit hasn't been done a billion times before if ashi isn't scrappy doo
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>>91162800
This thread's OP is an old /v/ maymay.
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>>91161713
relationship /= sexual relationship, you fucking virgins
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>>91162837
They believe in might is right.
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>tfw there are three groups who bitch about it

>Aishi being a slut who sleeps with Jack and forgiving him for killing her battle-sisters
>people who don't like Jack having a recurring sidekick for the whole season
>and shippingfags

Man, what a mess.
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>>91162827
you can't even quote posts correctly, how fucking incompetent do you have to be?
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>>91162840
>This complete and total faith on Gendy's character and storytelling
>After 3 stellar episodes

You and all the faggots raging at this need to get the fuck out of the fandom as quickly as possible.
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>>91162846
Do you really fucking think that will stop people? They ship cartoon sons with their mothers.
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>>91162846
"Burgeoning relationship" is always used for sexual ones, anon.
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>>91162840
> I am literally furious that any character progress beyond Jack and he take a new place in the story
> I MUST SELF-INSERT AS THE HERO A WOMAN CANNOT DETHRONE ME

Your bitch tears nourish me, stay mad faggot
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>91162860 (you)
>hurr
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>>91162807
Every time Ashi is not in a scene everyone should look around and ask
Were is Ashi?
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>>91162614
I don't see them ending the show without Aku resolved, lovers or not.
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>>91162879
>Any character progress that's not Jack
We would have been ok with any character returning from the previous seasons
This is poochie
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>>91162879
>>ayo senpai samurai jack isn't the hero of samurai jack anymore das cool aight

kys shitlord, it's not that she's a woman it never has been. It's about jack not completing his quest by himself and having some literal nobody who had been raised to kill him become his savior and complete his quest for him.
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>>91162869
>stellar
kek
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>>91162894
> OH DEAR GOD GENNDY LIED TO US ALL WE ARE BETRAYED

stay upset
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>>91162846
>complaining about a relationship
>GUYS IT'S NOT SEXUAL
I don't even care about if they're shipped or not, but I think we know who the virgin is. (You).
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>>91162921
>>91162916
>>91162922
Come and see me for once, come and see me.
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>>91162858
>people who don't like Jack having a recurring sidekick for the whole season
Which doesn't make any sense because the Scotsman was more or less Jack's sidekick in the later seasons.
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>>91162677
>Ashi wearing Jack's clothes
I'd like to think that's the morning after.
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>>91162914
> IT'S NOT THE SCOTSMAN I NEED HIS COCK INSIDE ME
What do you want to be if you grow up?

> It's about jack not completing his quest by himself
You are functionally a Zutaran, projecting your idea of what the show was about when you were still shitting your pullups on what is meant to be a conclusion to the story where no Genndy is not going to regurgitate 15 year old plots while you giggle and slap your flabby paws together

And now you're mad that he didn't fanservice you.
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>>91162922
Next time I won't even watch the show that's for sure
I have fallen for his tricks one too many times
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>>91162948
>Scotsman was more or less Jack's sidekick in the later seasons.

>had three maybe four episodes over the span of 28
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>>91162922
Genndy didn't lie to us, in fact he told us outright how shitty this season would be. No one listened. They put their best foot forward with the first three, no doubt. Genndy needs to go back to sony and keep working on that adam sandler trash hotel transylvania. What a joke.
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>>91162914
>We would have been ok with any character returning from the previous seasons
Yeah, so that makes your whining about Ashi all the stupider.
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>>91162967
Any character that's not poochie would have been ok
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>>91162972
Genndy would never lie to us. Stop saying that.
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>>91162969
> being this mad about cartoons
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>>91161713
PLEASE BE PLATONIC
PLEASE BE PLATONIC
PLEASE BE PLATONIC
PLEASE BE PLATONIC
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>>91162972
>>91162988
> BAAWWWW HE DIDN'T DO WHAT *I* WANTED

what board are you actually from and is it mostly frogposting
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>>91162971
1/7th of two seasons isn't something to scoff at.
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>>91162871
Burgeoning relationship just means growing anon, Gandalf and Bilbo had a burgeoning relationship in the Hobbit, and they only sexual relationship in that was the Dwarf orgy chapter.
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>>91163002
>PLATONIC
it's going to be a daddy daughter thing where she defeats aku and goes back in time to defeat him again after jack dies killing him in both time lines

>>91163023
it is when comparing it to 6/7
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>>91162870
shipping fanart and angry blogposts are opposite extremes.
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1000 years of googling later...

A burgeoning relationship (which I define as the first three months) is so filled with infatuation and (for some) physical interaction that it’s natural to feel the overwhelming positive wave that comes with the hope that the right person has finally arrived. We push aside- or don’t ever see- some of their faults, and vault up their strengths to a label that sounds a lot like perfection. We idealize. We put on rose-colored-glasses of love, or what psychologists refer to as “positive illusions.”

Is this bad? Not always, but for couples where the reality of the partner’s wants, needs, and behaviors is a gulf-wide difference to their idealized form, this spells trouble. When this “perfect” partner is paired with a fairytale level of extremely high romantic beliefs, the inevitable disillusionment and disappointment might be too much to handle.

Source: http://www.eharmony.com/blog/were-so-in-love-well-work-it-out-and-other-dating-myths/#.WN0huTvyuUk
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>>91161713
I literally don't see the problem. The "burgeoning relationship" is probably Ashi and Jack not fully trusting each other after each one tried to kill the other. Then they team up. Ashi sacrifices herself. The end. I just wonder when the hell Jack's going to fight Aku.
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>>91161713
>Relationships can only be romantic

Come on, guys.
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>>91163024
>growing
Can't wait for Aishi to become Jack's wife.
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>>91162980
No, I don't want a character that has been a thing for a month to be the focus of the fucking show after 13 years of waiting
I would have been perfectly ok with Ashi if Ashi was a returning character
This is a massive dick move, I waited to see the end of samurai Jack not samurai Ashi the spin-off
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>>91163023
>1/7th of two seasons

We're all proud you learned fractions, now clean your room
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>>91163015
I'm from /co/ must be hard for you to keep track with all that back and forth between 4chan and tumblr
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>>91163050
It's a good thing Jack's still the main focus then!
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>>91163043
> allow me to redpill you all
No one cares, reddit
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>>91163087
Have fun being a cuck, Tumblr.
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>>91161713
Why even have this subplot? Jack should have just been kicking ass for ten episodes, get back the past and slay Aku.

Ashi is going to do nothing but cockblock Jack from altering the past.
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>>91163050
> SOMEONE CHANGE MY PAMPERS, I'M TRIGGERED BY THIS UNWANTED THING
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>>91163036
You better be right anon, if romance happens genndy better find a bunker to hide in!
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>>91162969
What the fuck is actually stopping you
>It's free
>We both know you don't have anything better to do on a Saturday night
>Even if you did you can just DVR it
>If 30 minutes was so precious to you, you wouldn't be shitposting on 4Chan

Stop being such a man child

>>91162972

He said, after seeing literally nothing of the future episodes beyond a synopsis

This thread is just doomsday projections from a bunch of no lifes that are desperate for attention and have to try and create an artificial "controversy" for self validation

There are better echo chamber boards on this website, guys

Go to them
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>>91162831
No, that was just speculation.
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>>91163112
> mom look I used a meme I have friends now, please stop crying dad will come back any day now if you're leaving could you bring back some tendies
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>>91163080
Until tomorrow sure
You know what jack needs tho? A funny sidekick and a magic alien like the flinstones
And a baby too, hell he also needs a dog and a little girl to help him and one of the characters should become a vampire and get daddy issues
Also a cameo from Korra would be nice
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>thinking ANYTHING could EVER be good

What's it like being an idiot? Are idiots aware they're idiots? Can they even comprehend it?
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>>91163139
you are THIS mad
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>>91163134
You are trying way too hard
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>>91163139
and a comedy relief guy who always complains, is actually a weenie and ends up in a gay token relationship
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>>91163113
>Nothing better to do on a Saturday night
Wrong
There is masturbation
And shitposting on Steven universe thread's
That's two things
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>giving the near silent Samurai hero a "strong" redeemed ninja girlfriend to suck his dick and pander to waifufags and sjws
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>>91163107
>I just want more of the same with nothing changing and no character development!

You already have 4 seasons of Jack kicking ass, and he already has been in Season 5, sperg.

God forbid they commit the atrocity of *gasp* developing a new character!
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>>91163175
> HE'S NOT *MY* SAMURAI JACK
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>>91162801
Vs not having ships.
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>>91163113
>He said, after seeing literally nothing of the future episodes beyond a synopsis
>This thread is just doomsday projections from a bunch of no lifes that are desperate for attention and have to try and create an artificial "controversy" for self validation
>There are better echo chamber boards on this website, guys
>Go to them
It's already happening, Fans are attacking each other because they are voicing their concerns, Genndy must have shit the bed hard.
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>>91163113
>doomsday projections from a bunch of no lifes that are desperate for attention
Such a shame that's your entire audience
Should have picked another line of work or known when not to fuck up
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>>91163178
>You already have 4 seasons of Jack kicking ass
and I would have been fine with that if jack had managed to kill aku at least once in the 4th season.

even if it didn't show him finding his transport home and killing Aku again that would have been an absolutely acceptable ending
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>>91161713
>man fucks a pretty attractive woman
>sjw.png
wut
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>>91163175
>>91162474

Relationships don't have to be romantic, autist.
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> I AM ACCURATELY PREDICTING THAT THINGS I DON'T LIKE WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE THAT IS MY NUANCED SKILL AS AN INTERNET SHITPOSTER
> CAP THIS AND VALIDATE MY KEEN ANALYSIS THAT GENNDY IS A HAAAAAACK
> POOCHIE SHIPPING SCRAPPY SCOTSMAN NOTMUH NOTMUH NOTMUH NOTMUH NOTMUH NOTMUH
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>>91163162
Tumblr webcomics
Octopus pie will never be Scott Pilgrim
>>91163171
Gay men have standards too
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>>91163171
The Sam-R-I was straight, though.
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>>91163178
I'm the sperg? Yet I'm not the one acting like a little bitch insulting others over a cartoon.

There's no way Jack is going to alter the past if he has any sort of ties to the future. The whole draw to the show was Jack getting back to past. It was fucking theme song. I'm fucking blue balled here.
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imagine watching your friends and soldiers die, so you can get to fuck the guy

is this how a woman acts in the SJ world?
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>>91163208
>entire audience
/co/ Is small time lol
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>>91163178
If they wanted to develop a new fucking character they should have come up with a propper 20 episode long season at the very least you sperg
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>>91163134
This just sad...
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Fucking shipfags.
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>>91163243
>The whole draw to the show was Jack getting back to past
It's almost as if the show moved on from that, but you can't.
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>>91163259
Do you really think adult swim would just say "sure okay" to that?
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>>91162330
dude, even /tv/ has samurai jack watch threads /v/ and /pol/ were here from the beginning
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I held off killing myself for thirteen years for THIS?

It wasn't worth it.

It just wasn't fucking worth it.

I'm ordering my tank and mask right now.
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>>91163222
this is the fate you chose
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>>91163252
You are talking about a show that not even pulling adventure Time numbers
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>>91163259
>I'm entitled to 20 episodes REEEEEEE
You think that Genndy doesn't know what he's doing?
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>>91163271
You cannot stop it. The creator himself is a shipperfag. You might as well drop this show now.
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>>91163298
you are talking show not AT timeslot you verbless motherfucker
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>>91163288
Then don't develop a new fucking character
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People who are mad about this are belligerent man-children and should be ignored.

>>91163295
Stop posting this meme.
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>>91163305
I know what (you) are doing
>>91163314
Irrelevant
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>>91163243
You are literally saying the show is ruined because of the PROSPECT of a new character. If that's not sperging, I don't know what is.

And how exactly would Ashi be worth staying in the future for? He needs to go back to the past to kill Aku. What's he supposed to do otherwise? Stay in some desolate hellscape? He's going to do it. >>91163198
>"Fans"

Because actual fans would say the show is ruined and the writer is a hack because of a plot synopsis.
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>>91163319
>I AM SO MAD
>MY MIND PROMISED ME NOTHING WOULD CHANGE WHERE MY EXPECTED CLOSURE IS LAW
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>tfw shippingfags defend this trash
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>>91163298
Wow you really are stupid
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>>91163312
No. I don't give a shit about any man/woman relationships at all.
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>>91162369
No, you didn't call it, because every episode of the New season has been too tier so far.
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>>91163351
Is this guy just bitching at the entire thread?
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>retards didn't see this coming from a mile away
you people deserve to dwell with /co/mblr
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> they didn't do what I wanted
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>>91163386
But I need jack to romance muh waifu other wise I cant watch the shoooooow!!
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>>91163397
Too fucking bad. As long as the god of the show wills it, whether you give a fuck or not, it's going to be shoved in your face. Turn back now.
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>>91162369
>Did I call it? Or did I call it?
A suicide hotline?
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>>91163415
>entertainment shouldn't entertain the people it is meant to entertain
ok hollywood.
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>>91163426
Nah I'm fine.
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>>91163362
Ok yeah, I have this Ashi character that going to be a key character, when should I introduce her?
Season one? Mmmhh no, that's too early it would be confusing
Season two? No we are still establishing the world and conflict better hold on
Season three? Mmmhh, I don't think so
I know we will introduce this character in 13 years when the show comes back for a final seasons Wich is only ten episodes long
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>>91163298
imagine being this dumb when it comes to knowedge about ratings
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>>91163436
>writing is exclusively fanservice
ok jethro.
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>>91161713
That's it, I'm not watching anymore episodes until the series is over at which point I will return to /co/ and they will tell me if it's worth watching...
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>>91161713
SHUT IT DOWN, BOYS

IT'S OVER
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>>91163388
Not an argument
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>>91163436
You're obviously upset.
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>>91163444
if they want to make money on it.
basically
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>>91163447
>I would be triggered to spend my extremely valuable cartoon watching time watching this to judge for myself only to find something I didn't like happen onscreen
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>>91163295

Have fun becoming a vegetable. They dilute the tanks with oxygen now to stop people like you.
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>>91163468
no more than everyone else in this thread, apparently less so since everyone else keeps calling each other rude names over their preferences in cartoons
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>>91163474
They already did
> but my movie ticket analogy
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>>91163305
>>91163314
>>91163329
>>91163362
>>91163364
>>91163388
>>91163410
Look out it's the samurai Jack online defence force
Get ready to be banned because you think the wrong thoughts
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>>91163459
Whenever someone replies like this, chances are they're bullshitting. Like have you never seen any toonami ratings thread before ?
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>>91163475
I'm a very important person, my time is very valuable, I can't waste it watching mediocre cartoons.
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>be a black guy
>kill and rape some white girl's family
>white girl turns into killbill and wants revenge
>but later she wants to fuck me

HOL' UP
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>>91163312
Genndy already wrote a non romantic couple in Sym Bionic Titan; I'm sure he's recreating that here and Jack and Ashi's relationship will be purely platonic. Hell, he stated himself he wanted to avoid that cliche.
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>>91163475
I pay for cable, and watch the commercials, I voice my opinion even if its one of many and most likely shit just like all the others.
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>>91163498
Can you stop looking at this like a /pol/lack where anyone who disagreed with you is your enemy.

Please.
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>>91163440
If Genndy actually had Season 5 planned out from that point, then that just proves why you should have faith in him
Again, it's a NEW character
It's not against the rules to develop new characters in the final season, and no one ever told you they wouldn't


Didn't he say he wanted to end it by Season 4 but for some reason couldn't? I need confirmation on that
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>>91162615
that comment had nothing to do with SU.
or am i not getting it?
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>>91163505
Telling me I'm stupid isn't a fucking argument
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>>91163498
>Makes autistic thread.
>People respond to autism
DEFENSE FORCE!

>>91163447
Can you not even form their own opinions?
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>>91163531
Get your tumblrs ready to mass report anyone who speaks I'll of jack
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>>91163498
>tfw /co/ isn't your echo chamber

/pol/ is down the hall to the left.
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>>91163556
>who speaks I'll
a phoneposter is a retard, who knew
>>
Well at least the "Samurai Kino" shitposting will stop.
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>>91163539
Yes but it is the truth

Hate on the show all you want , but it's able to do well at 11:30 pm consistently . Bringing up ratings at all is pointless and looks like nothing more than a cheap excuse to talk shit about the show because it's doing something you dislike.
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>I'll keep throwing tantrums on the internet until Genndy sees the error of his ways and never deviates from my nostalgia
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>>91163533
>It's not against the rules to develop new characters in the final seasons
Remember lucky from King of the hill?
How about ping pong from Shaolin showdown
Shoehorned new characters in later seasons are the sign of a bad show
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>>91163556
Look at them go
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>>91163617
>these things were bad so that makes this bad
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I don't think it'll ruin the show as much as it'll ruin the future fanbase
Genndy doesn't like cliche romance relationships, he already shown that they aren't necessary during Sym-bionic Titan
BUT FUCK IF THE FANARTISTS WOULD LISTEN
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> all this asshurt
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>>91163638
is this the new excuse shippingfucks throw?

Why the fuck would you want to hang out with a fucking murderer? So, you can get your fucking dad/daughter relationship?
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>>91161741
>be brainwashed in a cave all your life
>training to kill a man
>you've never seen a man before
>be a woman
I mean this was bound to happen.
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>>91163665
>when the whole thread wants you to stop posting
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>>91163665
>I must employ my home board's memes wherever I go
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>91163617
I didn't realize Genndy wrote Xiaolin Showdown and Scooby Doo

Oh wai
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>>91163688
Me thinks the phone poster.
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>>91163617
>Muh ninha waifu is not a forced character She had a tragic backstory, training Montage and everything
>fucking nostalgiafags
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Remember Aku?
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I mean, i get it. It might seem hacky, but this is like the samurai jack movie granny always wanted, cut up into small bites. Maybe people will be more accepting of they think of these 10 episodes as one send-off movie. Ashi is serves a clear purpose for the movie to tell it's story, don't judge the movie on its individual descriptions.
>>
Would it be redimed if she died before the end?
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>>91163608
I brought up raitings s because my fucking claim is that /co/ is a significant part of the viewership
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>>91163617
>How about ping pong from Shaolin showdown
You're unironically discussing the comparative season quality of one of the stupidest, lowest common denominator shows for 7 year olds barely remembered because Jack Spicer was a meme for five minutes
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>>91163717
Oh dude
Compared to the whole it's really not
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>>91163665
>>>/pol/

Go home
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>>91163679
Can't wait for the Jack and Asshi porn.
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>>91163617
Nice cherry picking faggot
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>>91163682
>>91163688
>>91163694
>>91163694
If you don't know how to post or report on 4chan we have established a faq that will help you
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WHY IS A WOMAN SUDDENLY INVOLVED

THE SHOW IS CALLED SAMURAI JACK

NOT SHAMURAI JENNY

FUCKING SJWS RUINING EVERYTHING
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>>91162417
What about the episodes where the Scotsman saved jack from the sirens?
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>>91163760
>>91163665
>>91163498
This is sad.
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>>91163760
>you can just report people for having opinions that are different than yours

>>91163776
fuck off and kill yourself lardass
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Man /co/ should just nuke itself, easily the worst board on earth.
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>>91163788
Don't leave this board you sweet summer child
You'll be eaten alive
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> this thread
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>>91163778

>>91162971
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Don't you guys think you're overreacting just a little bit too much? All, baiting and trolling aside, why can't you wait until you see the episode?
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>>91163804
>>91163760
>>91163665
>>91163498


Why?
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>>91163816
>All, baiting and trolling aside
these are phoneposting /r9gag/ /pol/acks, they know nothing else
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>>91161713
Thank the great Lord Aku that I'm very easily entertained. I don't mind this at all.
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>>91163831
I spend a fair amount of time on /pol/ and I'm here to tell you that /pol/ is a whole hell of a lot smoother than this.
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How slutty will Asshi be?
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>>91163889
4/10
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>>91163875
Nice try. It most certainly is not.
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>>91163875
>/pol/ is a whole hell of a lot smoother than this.
/pol/ is /b/ 2.0 except with an enforced meme language and desperate need to conform

Come to think of it /b/ is actually cooler than /pol/
>>
The only people who are mad are the girls because now they can't self insert themselves into fucking Jack
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>>91161713
Have faith for once you fuckers
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>>91163913
Don't forget the fags.
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>>91163875
>I spend a fair amount of time on /pol/ and I'm here to tell you that /pol/ is a whole hell of a lot smoother than this.

>implying /pol/ isn't 400% tranny posts and traps aren't gay shit lord niggers are the worst fuck the kikes

/pol/ is fucking garbage and only tolerable when it's flooded with normies during US presidential election seasons
>>
>>91163913
Implying us gays aren't mad about this aswell
>>
Know how I know this is all forced outrage for the sake of epic screen caps?

Literally everlasting one of the literally hundreds of Jack threads we've had for the past month+ has known and discussed Ashi joining Jack. Acting like this is new info is what gives your bullshit away nigga this is old news.
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>>91163875
Fuck no. I browse /pol/ too and if they were here this thread would be unusable in seconds
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>>91163924
>implying /pol/ isn't 400% tranny posts and traps aren't gay
be fair, there has to be substantial room for how futa isn't gay either
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>another show ruined with shipping shit
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>>91163944
yes, but those were threads by and for /co/mrades, not the crossboarding diapershitters who invaded after the show finally aired
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>>91161713
great news!
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>>91163899
>>91163899
>>91163924
/pol/ is aware of its own voice and nature

this thread isn't, and it stands out like a sore thumb
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>>91163955
>I'm not gay for wanting to shove my cock in little boy buts but fags are fucking homos and should kill themselves

I fucking hate most of /pol/ and I'm a racist asshole.
>>
>>91163975
Tumblr Tumblr Tumblr Tumblr?
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>>91163981
> obligatory THAT CHARACTER'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER CHARACTER'S HAIR, MY OBSERVATION IS FRESH AND FUNNY post

also, good pic
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Ashii is obviously going to be the next person prepared to fight Aku should he return. It would be incredibly irresponsible of Jack to defeat Aku and leave no untrained warrior as a safety precaution. It's pretty clear he's not going back to the past anymore.
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FINE. Let's settle this once and for all. http://www.strawpoll.me/12639536
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>>91163985
>/pol/ is aware of its own voice and nature
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>>91163981
7/10
9/10 with the twin towers burning in the background
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>>91161813
It's possible that the sight of the droid head alone brought back memories of his past.
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>>91163990
>and I'm a racist asshole
At least that's an opinion and not a desperate thirst masquerading as one
>>
>>91163975
It's been discussed up until now too. The show has been airing for almost a month now. Crossboarders account for the increase in pointless Jack threads that eschew board etiquette, but this is just forced maymays.
>>
I hate women!
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>>91164003
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>>91164017
SHUT UP
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
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>>91164017
Women hate me
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>>91163974
You'll still watch it, sperg.
>>
>>91163998
*should be
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>>91163913
>>91163923
I'm waiting with great anticipation for the fixfics from those folks.
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>>91163981
based
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>>91161713
Why is this bad? I haven't watched the show, but I know the basics of the new episodes and shit. They could probably just become friends and nothing else, not everything is ship fuel.
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>>91164078
>not everything is ship fuel.
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>>91164078
>becoming friends with a murderer who killed your comrades
>>
>>91164078
Crossies having samefag tantrums at anything deviating from their blurry childhood memories
>>
>>91164096
He gave them a choice.
>>
>>91164096
>implying Naruto didn't do it first
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>>91164096
>this ninja time travel cartoon does not meet my expectations for believable character development
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>>91161713
There will be no romance r-right guys?
They will just stop being enemies and cooperate to kill Aku r-right?
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>>91163981
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>>91164096
They weren't fucking close
and she's going to learn that her whole life has been a lie
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>>91161713
Time to settle this once in for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/12639578
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>>91164110
>>91164112
>>91164113
>>91164120
>shippingfags
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>>91164078
It isn't, people just want to force memes. We've known about this since before the season started. Back in my day shitposting was a art.
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>>91164131
>being this assblasted
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>>91164131
>autist
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> they're making a new short Scooby-Doo series AND THEY'RE PAIRING OFF CHARACTERS, WHAT IS THIS SHIPPING SHIT DROPPED RUINED FOREVER HAAAAAAAACKS
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>>91162463
this

>BAAAAW FIRST 4 SEASONS WERE JACK ONLY AND THIS ONE ISNT BETTER GO KILL MYSELF
this board sweet baby jesus
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>>91164168
>this board
Read the thread, this board knew about the synopses months ago and had no problem, it's projecting r9kunts coming here expecting validation
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Spoilers: Jack doesn't go back to the past.
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>>91164187
> Jack does not in fact go back and retcon 4+ seasons' worth of story

fucking astonishing really
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>>91164187
I knew that since season one
Each time jack gets near a portal he gives up because someone needs help
You have to be a retard to not figure it out
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>"Oh boy. Well I've finally defeated Aku. Better leave the world defenseless and not take precautions like my parents did in case he returns. I also better not train anyone and waste all my training,"
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>>91164187
>>91164205
>>91164208
>what is the guardian portal
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>>91164004
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>>91164185
They know that, they're trying to force memes.
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>"Time to bang Asshi for good"
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>>91164187
However Aku is defeated
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>hanging out with dude
>having fun
>dude starts bringing his gf around
>stop having fun

FUcking Yoko
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>>91164237
now it's perfect
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>>91164227
Aku could have easily just zapped that guy so far in the future that he could never return.
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>>91164267
Every fucking time.
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Whats next!?

Is Poochi gonna find the sword? Will Poochi kill Aku?

This feminism shit has gone too far !
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>>91164292
>Poochi
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>>91164275
why didnt aku zap jack to the point in the future were all the time portals were already destroyed in the first place?
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>from kino to relationshit
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>>91164313
>why didnt aku zap jack to the extreme
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>>91164313
Aku is cocky and over confident. He probably assumed that his future self would be all powerful and could easily defeat Jack. And he would have the satisfaction of actually killing Jack.
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>>91164313
Because it's a shitty autist excuse, that's why.

Bottom line: if Jack does not return to the past through that particular portal, the show is ruined.
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This thread really cements how bad a board /co/ is now
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Maybe if we stop watching it because of this, the ratings will drop dramatically and Genndy will see how much he fucked up
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>>91164311
hey look at these 7 amazing assasins raised from birth to kill jack
woha they are so much stronger than jack, he managed to kill a single one after running away the whole episode and he got gravely wonded
oh no, jack is hurt and they are coming, this time jack is evenly matched, this season will be great, i cant wait to see all the cool fights between them
>nope, one got killed by a sharp stick
>lol nope anotherone killed by a stick
>nope knife to the chest
>only three remain
>nope, gets thrown from a cliff
>lol nope, neck snaps after a single punch
dont worry tho, he gets to fuck the last one
hope you enjoyed watching the show, fuck you. Wait another 13 years more and we may dissapoint you even further
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>>91164402
More likely: they stop airing it then and there, and we never find out the planned ending
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>Jack and Ashi get together

KINO! Fuck the faggots who didn't like this!
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>>91164422
The dubs speak the truth.
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>>91164438
lets get it cancelled again maybe in 13 years he will learn his lesson
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>>91163529
She even has IIlana's hair holy shit!
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>>91164395
Honestly it shows how a popular show can bring in an influx from other boards. A lot of the Jack threads have reeked of /tv/, /v/, and sometimes /pol/, especially the "Jack meme" threads. I like the show and it's clear that /co/ does too, but it's also clear that a lot of people in the Jack threads aren't really from /co/ primarily.
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>>91164438
>they stop airing it then and there, and we never find out the planned ending
this is better than what we're getting. No wonder Genndy though this season up while sitting on the toilet: because it's SHIT.
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>>91164422
This is autism. They had never fought in the snow before.
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The people immediately taking this to mean romantic relationship and overreacting to that should flush their shit for brains down the toilet.
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>>91164490
>They had never fought in the snow before
well this is a really important factor i didnt consider before, of course the snow makes up for terrible writing. Im completely on board now
thank god it was snow and not lava, jack would have totally lost on lava
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>>91164489
>Genndy though this season up while sitting on the toilet
sauce
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>>91164486
>"wahh! people on this board actually like the show! It can't be possible that people actually think independently and not as a collective! It must be /pol/!"
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>>91164529
It's not terrible writing, something similar happens every time some country's dumb enough to try to invade Russia.
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>>91164486
this is a tumblr board, only tumblr is allowed here
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>>91164538
Wot, I said that I like the show myself and that /co/ does too. I'm talking more about the style of posting, like how this thread's OP is an old /v/ meme.
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>>91164563
>unlike my glorious redpilled (((home board)))
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>All this autism
>Jack is a mentally shattered but still strong spirited man pushed to the edge without the security of his sword and newfound immortality
>Ashi is a raised killer who knows nothing but to praise Aku and kill Jack
>People detest the idea of them forming even a parental bond
>Implying this won't be good for the both of them
Yeah Jack's met a lot of people who could have tagged along with him instead of her, but now she's one of those people and she's actually tagging along. People like the Scotsman had their own shit going on but Ashi is an ignorant, misguided little girl who could use a wise guy like Jack to teach just how fucked up she is. Jack is all fucking broken in his mind and he could ise this kind of relationship to ease all that mental stress.

Yall niggas are a bunch of autists. Can't even spare some faith in Genndy when he's delivered so well.
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>>91164547
it isnt terrible writing because a snow fight doesnt make logical sense
its terrible writing for coming up with this cool situation and then dismissing it in a single episode for shipping instead
there isnt a map to the land of samurai jack, there is no reason jack had to end up in a snowy area, im not complaining that there was snow
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>>91164422
You sound like an SJ newfag.

How many times did it take Jack more than one episode to beat any villain besides Aku?

And why the fuck wouldn't Jack use guerilla tactics against a group of enemies that are better than him?

All of the assassin's weaknesses are exploited against them.

Their disregard for each other's safety causes one of them to die to a spear with no warning

Their aggressive nature causes them to charge into a 1v1 fight they can't win

Jack is better at utilizing their weapons and has superior tenacity

And you don't even know if the relationship will be romantic, autist.
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>>91164578
oh yes, old /co/ a board where i could post freely without worrying about triggering the wrong retard and getting banned, those where the days
of course you know nothing about that do you?
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>>91161713
Does this constitute a new record for /co/ flipping on a show? I mean Rick and Morty was a pretty quick turnaround but I didn't like that show to begin with.
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>>91164647
Yes.
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>>91164614
because its bullshit from a narrative perspective
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>>91164599
>dude it's kino when they fuck
lmao eat shit, shippingfag
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>>91164609
We got a two episode fight out of it, that was enough before it became repetitive.
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>>91164638
if you genuinely think this cascade of 9-15 simultaneous threads about SJ isn't crossboarders then you are retarded as fuck
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>>91164647
It's awful trolling because this board is a pile of shit now
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>>91164599
>bring tumblr into /co/
>get mad when people treat you like tumblr
i mean, what did you expect?
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>>91164667
>lmao
you must be 18+ to post on 4chan
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>>91164537
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/samurai-jack-season-5-trailer-interview-genndy-tartakovsky/
>I finished Hotel Transylvania 2, and after I did all the press and it came out, I just started looking for other work. Everything was going slow and I've always been thinking about it, especially because we've been trying to make a Samurai Jack movie for the last, probably, eight years, and it was never coming together the right way. So I was literally sitting in the bathroom and I decided, you know what, let's see what happens if I just put it out there, if anybody wants to make it. And so I sent the email about it, I got it right back and then I got on the phone with Mike Lazzo, who owns Adult Swim, we talked and in two weeks we started.
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>>91164685
>Now
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>>91161713
You maroons.... inb4 secret daughter revelation
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>>91164668
complaining about repetitiveness in a ten episode season that took over ten years to make
>>91164680
its clearly part of tumblrs perpetual raid
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>>91161713
Can we at least watched it before shitposting?
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>>91164667
>Supporting a parental relationship
>Thinks good storytelling and good direction= dumb kino meme
Kill yourself

>>91164690
>Bring tumblr to /co/
Just who the fuck do you think I am that I personally went to tumblr and parted the Red Sea to let those autists come here?
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>>91164749
i dont mean you alone. Im sorry if you felt singled out
it was a team effort, mods helped too
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>>91164707
>So I was literally sitting in the bathroom and I decided, you know what, let's see what happens if I just put it out there, if anybody wants to make it.
Uh... Genndy, you might want to rephrase there...
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>>91164749
>>>>>parental relationship
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Damn this is an extremely shitty thread with some severe as fuck baiting. I never saw this fucking /col/mblr civil war shit to come here.
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>>91164811
>He said, having not seen the episode

Holy projection Batman
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The issue is Genndy has been involved with every episode in the writing department. If you look at the credits of the original, you'll see that Genndy isn't involved with the best episodes.
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Is this where I come to offer opinions on something no one's seen yet
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>>91164869
FUCKING SHIT
THIS REALLY IS LOK ALL OVER AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>91164886
i dont blame you, very few people watched korra
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>>91162942
Here's your (You)
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>>91161713
Hell yeah. Sexy Ashi Times!
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>>91164886
Jack's no longer relatable to forever alones if he's going to maybe get a gf after 70+ years.
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>>91163909
It takes seriously shitposting to be lamer then /b/
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>>91161733
It doesn't have to be SJW to be retarded.
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>>91164666
How? Their purpose in the narrative was to show how Aku's influence is corrupting humans into becoming like his robots and make Jack think about his principles when it comes to killing humans, plus whatever Ashi's still going to do. They did not need to be around for 7 episodes for that.
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wacky thread
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>>91162397
>Dexter's Lab
Genndy has a track record of bad decisions.
http://dexterslab.wikia.com/wiki/Dimwit_Dexter
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>>91162369
Who the fuck are you, faggot?
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>>91164869
But the first three episodes are some of the best of the entire series.

>>91164903
God shut up
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>>91164869
>>91164903
>Wrote the Tale of X9
Nice try, fuckers.
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>>91165103
>one episode
Bryke wrote some decent ATLA episodes too.
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>>91161713
People in stories are allowed to have relationships.

Just because it's predictable doesn't mean it's bad, goofballs. Besides, treating SJ as if it's some pinnacle of story telling is silly. Genndy is a good writer but nothing is perfect.

Just relax and enjoy the show, not saying it's above criticism I'm just saying that you're all expecting too much from it. It's Genndy's story, not y'alls.
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>>91165391
>It's Genndy's story, not y'alls.
feels bad man
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>>91165061
So you found one eh episode to reinforce your point? Sure must be hard in the face of all this awesome shit.
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>>91165449
he comes up with his best material on the toilet
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Unbearable overreacting faggots.
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>>91165541
>This
Manchildren are impossible to please.

my shit reeks of rotten eggs
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>>91162477
>>>Dexter's Lab
>Mediocre at best.
FUCKING DO IT
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>>91161713
What's the source?
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>>91162602
pls tell me, how many?
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It's not that it's a female character that pisses me off, it's that some fucking nobody is going to have more screentime than the Scotsman had throughout the whole 5 seasons

>Scotsman got a 2 part episode of him trying to find Jack
Ashi is going to be in the remainder of the episodes so she's going to overlap the Scotsman

>DA SAM-O-RAI
better fucking reappear as an old dude who took up a passion for fighting good or some shit
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>>91161713
Guess you saw those episodes huh?
If Gendy sells it I wouldn't care even if Ashi was Jack's daughter from the past.He will probably make it work somehow.
What I wanna say is that we need to have faith in Gendy's vision, after all, I waited 13 years for this.I can be patient even if some plot points may annoy me.

Also never judge something from the synopsis.
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I don't know about you but I'm just excited. Every ep so far has been amazing. It doesn't matter to me how Ashi and Jack end up (personally I feel it won't be romantic), the plot won't suffer. It hasn't before in any of the eps so why now when this is supposed to be some kind of grand finale? I doubt Gennedy would fuck up this bad, ya'll are just being over reactive. Wait and see.
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>>91165688
Don't forget the Guardian.
Oh who am I kidding, none of these characters are likely to appear (except the Scotsman for a cameo) because muh stronk female character Mary Sue.
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>>91165692
>we need to have faith in Gendy's vision
show confirmed for shit
nobody has ever said this line when talking about something that ended up being good
samurai jack season 5 confirmed for shit, its official
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>>91165745
Genndy has outright said that he hasn't forgotten the Guardian, you could at least try.
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>>91165770
hasn't forgotten != will appear
Nice try, but no.
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>>91165757
The show is confirmed 'cause I said that we need to have faith in a man that hasn't disappointed us yet.
I see.
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>>91165790
He's certainly disappointed this anon with the last 2 episodes.
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>>91165828
No, this anon is disappointed in advance, he was talking about the future eps.
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>>91165857
I meant myself you fucking retard.
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>>91165867
Well you are more of a retard 'cause you don't even remember what you were talking about 5 minutes ago, yungun.
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>>91165889
What? I'm not OP. I'm saying I was disappointed in episodes 2 and 3 - that's it.

Stop being this autistic.
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>>91165745
>this female character is a Mary Sue!
Like clockwork.
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>>91165912
....I was replying to you?Was that so hard to understand?
Op didn't even talk about past episodes, are you literally unable to read?
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>>91165790
>hasn't disappointed us yet
he clearly disappointed me
who is that us you keep speaking about? is it you and your imaginary friends?
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>>91164096
She didn't care about them. Death is failure, remember? There's fair chance she hated them, in fact. If she falls for Jack, it will be because he's the only person who has ever showed her mercy. We don't even know if it will be a romantic relationship.
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>>91165946
the vast majority of the fanbase
Haven't seen anyone make the complaints you are making famalam.Perhaps you should conceal your contrarianism a bit.Just a friendly advice :)
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>>91165945
I don't even know what to say to you, anon.
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>>91161713
I'm just happy that it's not another "grizzled, weary old man takes on young, damaged girl as an apprentice/replacement".
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>>91165688
Exactly how was the Scotsman so interesting

Why should this new season be forced to pander to nostalgia fags by rehashing an old character instead of developing a new one
>>91165745
>"n-no girls allowed!"

Actually autistic
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>>91165972
>If she falls for Jack, it will be because he's the only person who has ever showed her mercy
jack has never shown her mercy
if next episode ashi hurts herself and jack saves her im dropping the show
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>>91165984
>the vast majority of the fanbase
source
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>>91165937
>naive
>over emotional
>got BTFO by the male lead and casualy disgarded afterwords

>mary sue

Please lose weight and have sex
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>>91165989
That's what they all say when they lose, I understand.
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Meh.

Gennedy's delivered so far, I got faith in my boi.

Even though at this point I'm just desperately hoping the relationship is something other than kissy-kissy. P-pls just pull a Sword of the Stranger and have it be a platonic fightship or something

>>91165995
...how many of those have we had recently other than Logan.
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>>91166027
>Please lose weight and have sex
doesn't even need to have sex, he just needs to lose weight and stop being a faggot
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>>91165999
>If this selfless hero helps someone in need I'm dropping the show

?
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>>91166031
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>>91165998
>Why should this new season be forced to pander to nostalgia fags
why should the ten episode season that was made 13 years after the show had any sorth of relevance to anyone but the fucking fans pander to the fucking fans?
we are way pat the limit of retardness, i dont even know what to call this thing but lets keep going, i want to see how bad it gets
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>>91166023
I presume your own two eyes?
You both need to stop sperging out though
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>>91166041
>Gennedy
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>>91166067
>any sort of relevance

Right, because the idea of a samurai fighting the evil minions to go back in time and defeat the shapeshifting master of darkness can't possibly appeal to ANYONE other than oldfag fans.
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>>91166060
if it pulls the cheesyest trope in the dictionary im droping the show and i will personally come to shitpost every singe jack thread
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>>91166041
The Last of Us and Logan are the two big ones that spring to mind.
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>>91166091
Like you are doing now for instance?
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>>91166071
>I presume your own two eyes?
so your eyes can see the vast majority of the fanbase in a single thread with nothing but anonymous posters?
this is some death note shit
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>>91166078
>Robert F. Gennedy
>>
You all seem to be overreacting.
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>>91166082
because its a fifth season made 13 years later and nobody else ever asked for it
stop being so tumblr, retard
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>>91166067
The show itself should be enough, it doesn't have to overdose and derail the storyline by making an unnecessary inclusion of a guy that was kind of relevant in the earlier seasons.

>"T-this show is finished and off the rails b-but I'm gonna watch it anyway so I c-can laugh at it!"

It does my heart good to see someone try so hard to save face.
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>>91166091
>A hero helping people is a shit trope

I want to go back. Also, it is going to happen. Definetly. Ashi will need Jack and Jack will come to the rescue, that's what he does.
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>>91166118
>death note
Found the /a/fag.
But you knew what I meant you autistic prick.No one is sperging this much about Ashi outside of 4chins.Calm down.
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>>91164033
Stingy is more like Max Stirner.
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>>91166099
Well, one was a few years ago and another is hardly a traditional version of those when Laura spent most of the movie hating his guts. Hardly a trend.

>>91166136
>it's a "people have to ask for things that are cool" episode

Stop being so retarded, tumblr. Fuck's sake it's a well animated cartoo about a samurai fighting robots, what more do you want
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>>91166146
batmn saving catwoman is an old shitty trope yes
>>91166149
/a/ would ban you for mentioning anything with characters older than 13
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>>91161713
Source?
>>
A brief episode synopsis is not indicative of how something is handled. Reserved your judgement till it airs. If it does indeed suck then by all means wallow in the fact that you saw it coming. Till then kindly fuck off.
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>>91166174
no, im going to push fowards until i act so retarded i come out as making sense instead
tumblr = /v/
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>>91166192
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/samurai-jack/episode-guide/EP00451702?aid=zap2it
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>>91166198
This. Bet nobody thought episode 1 would blow up with memes until Scaramouche and the Emojis showed up.
>>
It's threads like these that make me glad I'm not talking to /co/ about the new SJ episodes.
It's nice to just watch the episodes and not have to pretend to be /pol/ or /tumblr/ just to shitpost.
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>>91166186
I wouldn't know, you are the /a/fag here.Seems you know a lot about that place.
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>>91166027
Try reading m8, the anon I replied to was the one calling her a Mary Sue.
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>>91166174
I said big ones that come to mind. I know that "bearded mentor figure to girl" is a big thing these days.
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>>91164647
Does /co/ hate Rick and Morty? I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>91166198
>Till then kindly fuck off
no
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>>91166218
I don't think Scaramouche and the Emojis could save such a shitty overall plot though.
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>>91162757
And yet /co/ liked that and strongly believed that everyone who didn't was in the wrong. >>91161713 is what happens when /co/ refuses to see the signs out of autistic devotion.
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>>91163243
>There's no way Jack is going to alter the past if he has any sort of ties to the future

And he didn't have ties to the future before Ashi? What about the Scotsman or any of his allies you see in the Aku infection?
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>>91166248
No, /co/ didn't like that, you lying shitposter. /co/ just realized how good the original show was despite that.
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>>91166236
They hate/love it.I remember everyone losing their shit when the s2 finale was airing.But it's popular on reddit and tumblr so they have to diss it once in a while for edgy 4chin points.
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>>91166223
look at how much i dont care
LOOK AT ME
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>>91166217
Thanks. Is this reliable?
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>>91166255
They evidently don't seem to matter anymore. They haven't made an appearance, not even in flashbacks, or even name-dropped.

Because it's a reboot.
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>>91166244
>overall plot
>plot
>in samurai jack
>I watch samurai jack for the plot
Plotfags pls die
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>>91166269
More or less. It's an official source, though mistakes are known to happen (usually with dates, not synopses though).
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>>91166216
It's over, anon. You'll break the cycle unless you can harness the shitposts and actually making a point in tandem.

tumblr=/v/=salt=sea=sail=journey=loneliness+alienation+fear+despair+selfwork=DARKSEID IS

>>91166230
And I'm saying I genuinely can't remember any either, so I doubt it is

>>91166244
My point is more about jumping to conclusions based on episode summaries. So far the plot's gone swimmingly, so I'm willing to bet the obvious route isn't how it'll play out.

>>91166236
Don't know about /co/, but /tv/ definitely does
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>>91164227
Never said it was Jack who entered the portal, just that he would beat the guardian.

Who is going in the portal? Aku. Into the future.
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>>91166279
I'm talking about overall plot in an individual episode, i.e. excluding minor characters like them.

Dumb shitposter.
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>developing a relationship with someone means they fall in love
You guys aren't this socially inept... right?
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It really is the death of all quality when even /v/ is calling you entitled drama queens

Also

>114 Posters
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Not subtle in the least
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>>91166296
>You can't use it yet, Samurai Jack
Unless Aku and Jack swap names, I'm pretty sure that would be a FUCKING RETCON.
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>>91161713
Ashi's gonna get captured at the end by Aku for betraying his cause and he'll brainwash her into fighting Jack. Meanwhile Jack will team up with Scotsman to get Ashi back and finally defeat Aku. Cap this.
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>>91166259
>No, /co/ didn't like that
One: /co/ is the board that LOVES plotless, episodic things. You don't see the kind of recurring anti-lore whining or anti-plot shrieking on any other board.

Two: Every time somebody mentions they don't like Samurai Jack's lack of plot, /co/ collectively lambasts him as a faggot that cannot enjoy something visually, that cannot enjoy anything without a story, that isn't part of the board's elite circle of nostalgiafaggots riding on dead memories out of autism.

TL;DR - /co/ is objectively worse board and Samurai Jack has only brought out /co/'s worst(-est) side
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>>91166330
>Aku said he destroyed all the time portals

FOORISH PLOTFAG
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>>91166330
Maybe he uses it to send Aku to the end of time?
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>>91166351
found the buthurt su fag
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>>91162523
There's no damage control. You're just as bad as social justice warriors you know.
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>>91166381
>dem argument-less assumptions
Case closed.

Samurai Jack is a dead series.
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>>91166330
using=/=entering
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>>91166386
>theres no damage control
>attempts to control damage
o im laughin
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>>91166273
Scotsman is already confirmed to make an appearance. Another episode is specifically about Jack's allies and the people he has saved.
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>>91166353
Still a retcon.
>>91166357
Not a retcon. Just retarded as fuck.
>>91166420
See previous.
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How are people getting this upset about the plot of a show about a wandering samurai fighting robots

There wasn't exactly much of a plot to ruin
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>>91166454
Why is it retarded? jack going and changing the past makes the whole series completely pointless. It means that everyone he saved would likely never exist.
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>>91166454
>he thinks retcons matter at this point

FOORISH
PROTFAG
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>>91166519
faggots who self-insert as the main character instead of just enjoying the entertainment

1000% autistic cancer
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>>91166522
I mean to be fair Aku said he destroyed all the portals, but maybe he doesn't know about the Guardian's one? It was pretty well hidden.
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>>91166316
>You guys aren't this socially inept... right?
WE aren't, but the crossies making a new thread every 20 minutes without checking the catalog are
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>>91166519
Fucking hell, this.

It's a show about a noble samurai versus the shapeshifting darknes that gratuitously references Kurosawa tropes, just enjoy it for what it is.

>>91166539
>self-insert

They're faggots but they're a different kind of faggot

>>91166560
I don't know, it's just a matter of distance, Aku rules the planet and it's surrounded by giant robot corpses.
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>>91166519
Jack was an authentic action cartoon. black and white and straight to the point.

nuJack is waifubait now.
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>>91166091
> this many misspellings
I've never encouraged someone to become a mobileposter before
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>>91166602
>original post was >>91166236 does /co/ hate Rick and Morty

Anon learn to read I SAID they hate it
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>>91166610
>waifubait
Onionhead had a baby tantrum at the end of the last episode.
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>>91166610
>waifubait
>Scaramouche in the first episode
>Ecstasy of Gold
>Then, healing in a forest, resolution to kill and the Great Waifu Massacre of '17

You're years late, and/or been around too many /co/ memes. The one true waifu was Ikra. These basic bitches are dying like redshirts.
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Who got the quints?
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>>91164963
>Jack's no longer relatable to forever alones if he's going to maybe get a gf after 70+ years.

Literally the basis of all the REEEEEEEing ITT

Actual /co/ is so thirsty that we enjoy watching ANY character hook up and don't bitch about it. Frogposting fedoras OTOH…
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>>91166649
which reminds of a certain anime girl trope
the one that goes "you baka X"

which is also waifubait, like Jack now
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>>91166718
>SJ's no longer acceptable to forever alones because they instinctively panic when seeing the word "relationship", and jump to conclusions

FTFY
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>>91166756
By your definition any cartoon with attractive females is waifubait. Remember Justice League? Prime waifubait. Superwoman best waifu
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>>91166689
>The one true waifu was Ikra
/co/ hasn't been that waifublocked since pic related
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>>91166689
>Scaramouche in the first episode
forced memecharacter, same with the dog girl

it doesn't matter if Jack killed the rest since Ashi was confirmed to be a breakout character, we were going to get a forced romance subplot.

Jack was so different from the rest in its time, now it's just one of the bunch but with an R rating.
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>>91166779
>waifubait in JL
was it forced and not subtle at all like Jack?
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>>91161713
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>>91166925
Don't know how you'd defined "forced" you wet blanket

>Huntress dragging the Question offscreen
>Circe and Zatanna fangirlling over Batman singing the blues
>that one Birds of Prey song
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>>91166883
>forced
You don't know the first fucking thing about writing and have never done anything that wouldn't cause contact embarrassment to read but you found a magical buzzword like 'mary sue' and wield it like a broadaxe to denigrate something you don't like.

TOTALLY FORCED DUDE LMAO
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>>91166883
>forced memecharacter

That's a funny way of spelling entertaining first boss. Memes aside it's a solid performance.

>forced romance subplot

You must live a hard life to jump from "relationship" to the worst possible conclusion. The last three episodes aren't what you'd have gleaned from summaries, bullshit it's going to be anything this predictable.
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>>91167014
/co/ doesn't make the same thread 20 times in the catalog. We stopped that shit with ATLA largely because the janitors and mods created the concept 'general' to stop autists from clearing the board.

If you weren't a fucking crossie yourself you might know this.
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>>91166610
>Having any female protagonist is waifubait

Go back to /r9k/
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nothing compares the the pure butthurt /co/ gnerates
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