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Ashi a cute

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Ashi a cute
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indeed
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>>91157708
Now thats really cute
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>>91157681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99KkbFjZR20
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>it takes a fan artist to make her not look like some weird pignosed alien

I seriously can't be the only one who think she and her sisters are fucking weird looking.
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What if Scotsman had a Scotsgirl daughteru?
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>>91158312
she would be extra THICC
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>no ashi vs Ilana fanart
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>>91157681
Does she have cute feet tho?
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>>91158312
>no art of grizzled-armored-then-naked Season 5 Rule63 Jack killing ninja fuccbois

The internet is a cruel place
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>>91157681
>>91157728
Why are people on tumblr and DA always drawing female characters as fat? She's (superior) thin in the show.
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>>91159196
Self insert. tumblr full of fattys
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I like how people are already crying about "hamfisted, forced, cliche romance", when the characters haven't even properly interacted yet.
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>>91157681
>tfw this would've happened
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>>91157681
I want to rub noses with Ashi desu senpai
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>>91160672
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>>91160725
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>>91160672
>>91160725
That shit is so cute... too bad they went another route.
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>>91160734
Jack trains each and every daughterfu while having good times and picnic breaks in the dark woods only for Aku to corrupt them and have the perfect war machines to kill Jack
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>>91160725
He's so happy Jack got laid.
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672

oh no fuck you
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her delivery was more like this
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>>91157708
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>>91160751
If Jack goes down the daughterfu route, I expect him to travel back far enough to save the sisters.
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
now i0m sad
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>>91160853
Now if only this would actually happen.
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>>91159196
Not liking THICC
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
Does Aishi go on long autistic screeches about how Jack isn't her read dad?
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>>91160969
Can you please stop?
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>>91160969
Yes, but only because she has a crush on him.
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>>91157681
Ashi is an unlikable faggot
Feudal Cornfield girl is superior in every way
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>>91161020
DELET
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>>91160672


Well...at least three of them are still around.

Now whether it will stay that way is another story.
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>>91161020
Post pic or your full of shit.
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>>91160734
>Jack starts a motorcycle gang
He really us going down a wrong path
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>>91161089
Only two are still around. Ashi fell, SpearSister was tossed. TwinSwordSister had her neck snapped and then fell. She's almost certainly dead.
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>>91161109

I thought the sound was her jaw breaking not her neck snapping.

Her neck didn't twist around that much.
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>>91161092
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>>91161125
Wheat field, my bad
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I don't understand the logic of teaching them that Jack is bad, while also having them know about Aku doing bad shit but playing it off as good.
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>>91161148

They are cultists. Logic is not involved here.
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>>91161148
Its a CULT, that's literally what they DO.
Logic has literally nothing to do with this.
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>>91160672
CRITICAL BLOW TO MY HEART
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>>91161124
No, it twisted pretty much the full 360
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>>91161353
that's 180° at the most but even if the shoulders are parallel with the screen that seems to have extended past the breaking point
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
>YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PUR POSE
>No. I have found a new one.
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>>91159196
thats not even fat
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
OK now I'm sad and mad and I want to go back to bed.
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>>91161138
To be fair, the Old World Empires called wheat 'corn' back (You can even find this in the Gospel of Mark) before the Spanish discovered the corn that the new world had, and so they all had to change the name. Weird stuff.
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>>91162134
wait, really? Why the fuck did they change it?

Did they just go "You know... this feels more like a 'corn' than what we got"?
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>>91161871
damn anon, plz stahp, there's only so much sadness i can take
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>>91160672
>jack goes full geralt of rivia
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>>91160672
>>91160685
>>91160725
>>91160734
>this will never happen.
my heart can only accept so much
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Pls no
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>>91157681
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>>91162798
this is poorly done.
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>>91161871
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>>91162798
Geez Ashi, lay off the Aku brand snack cakes you cow.
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>>91159196

Because Thick is best. The End.
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>>91159196
>that
>fat
Not even "thicc", just not twig.
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>>91163031
>Mario 2 Phanto
>Thing from Spirited Away

What's the middle one?
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>>91163154
Vega
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>>91160672
>can go past to kill Aku
>or get himself a harem of 7 ninja cuties
:thinking:
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>>91158167
Seriously. They all looked vaguely simian in the first episode. Felt like Planet of the Apes.
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>>91163154
Vega from steet fighter
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>>91162798
I'm a little bothered that he's wearing the sword upside down.
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>>91157681
I want to teach Ashi about hugs and kisses and handholding and flowers and candy and dancing and singing and bedtime stories and snuggling and breakfast and scented candles and bubblebaths and puppies and BDSM.

She's CUTE!
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>>91157681
Waifu fags and shippers are the bane of all media.
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>>91160672
Glad it didn't. Any bullshit message about "taking care of women" is garbage. Women do not appreciate ANYTHING men do for them. Not even for an Alpha would a woman take a bullet. Twats are naturally ungrateful pieces of shit. Better to use them for sex and then dump their asses in the garbage and let some idiotic beta simp provide for her and your bastard.
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>>91163294
They are Big guys?
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

Please...MOREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>91163339
No they're small guys. and if you took of their mask it would be extremely pleasant for you.
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>>91163363
he's murdered nearly every single one of those people.

if he had his sword he probably wouldn't have been able to kill them because up until then they were innocent and brain washed into believing he was Satan.
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How come there are no articles about a black man appropriating a role from Japanese actors?
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>>91163449
Speaking of it, the Japanese dub of SJ is incredibly dull.
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>>91163449
Only white people are racist.
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>>91163595
Fucking nigger taking over our glorious parchment skinned men's roles and stealing the virtue of our women. The samurai will rise again to defeat the zulu.
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Nose rubbing when?
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>>91163636
>Jack: ... What are you doing?
>Ashi: I'm trying to kill you! I saw one of Aku's servants perform this technique before he was about to dominate a lesser creature!
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>>91163636
Eventually.
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>>91160734
That top left pic
>"Don't ever talk to me or my seven daughters ever again!".
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
it hurts
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>>91163031
Vega from Street Fighter, I think.
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>>91157708
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
DELET
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>>91163713
I can totally see that happening and I don't know if it's a bad thing. I'm worried guys.
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>>91164164
It's adorable and you will love it.
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>>91164093
kek
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Do you think she actually died?
How many of assaissins stayed alive?
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>>91164164
Welcome to the cute not lewd master race.
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>>91164263
delet this
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>>91164263
>managed to sneak unbirth fetish too
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>>91164263
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>Tara strong didnt even bother to actually scream thar scene

Fucking hoe. Also, ashi being a jerk, now i can only think of her as princess clara.
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>>91164245
We know that Ashi and Jack can survive the drop so the one he casually tossed might have lived. Also its a little disappointing that Jack had 100% accuracy with nailing those girls in their hearts with throwing weapons.
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>>91157708
Oh shit that's cute.
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>>91163316
Oh Anon, who hurt you?
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>>91164263
This is not how things were supposed to be
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>inb4 the final battle with Aku has an orchestral remix of the main theme
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>>91164655
Probably his whore mother.
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>>91163636
>We are now deer married
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>>91163449
I wonder what they had to say about Afro Samurai?
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

>Aku geys his ass kicked, tricks Jack with a time portal
>only sends him back wbout 15 years or so
>Jack remembers where Ashi said she'd been trained
>goes and rescues the girls from the cult
>trains them into an army of daughterfus
>fights Aku again and beats him for good
>takes daughterfus into the past and beats Aku there, too
>happy end

Things I'll Never Have, Volume IV
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why Tara Strong of all people.?
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>>91165129
Should have been Delisle.
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>>91162798
extra thicc
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>>91165133
she already voices the mother
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>>91164518
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>>91165142
And?
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>>91160725
>triggered by thiccness
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So how many episodes before Ashi gets JACKED
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>>91163636
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>>91157681
WHY DID YOU KILL ALL THE AUTISTIC BATTLEWAIFUS JACK, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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>>91165512
>tfw remember people thinking he was just going to kill 1 per episode
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>>91165074
Or you could just have Jack realize he could never make it all the way to the past because that time portal took way more than 15 years to set up.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

At first I thought it was autism but damn.
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>>91165819
I would have been more than down with that. Now I'm hoping that Aku brings them back as zombies to fuck with Ashi so he can fuck with the samurai.
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>>91161933
>>91163094
Fatter than she really is by a lot.
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>>91158312
>nest issue
C'mon, anon.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Just a touch of the 'tism
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>>91163755
This reminds me...were the DoA(oh how, dead on arrival. Morbid as fuck) shown a picture of Jack or something?

I literally can't recall.
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>>91158312
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>>91162798
Is she wearing a corset? Kek.
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>>91160725
>>91160734
>>91160672
I didn't plan to feel today pls leave thanks
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734


shiiiiit
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Why must you hurt me this way?
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Does anyone have the webm montage of Jack killing all of the daughters
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
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>>91163518
they removed the kabuki influence from aku
I mean this is fucking ironic or s/th
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>>91159196
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>>91159196
S T I C C
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>>91166933
I'm worried about her posture
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>>91166933
ASS GRABBIN
TIT SQUEEZIN
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
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Aku chokes the past, present, and future....
hope, is lost.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Now I'm sad
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>>91167632
Got to get back, back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
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>>91167632
Jack chokes Ashi in bed.
She loves it.
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This new take of Jack reminds me of Berserk. He's alone, devoid of sword, tormented by his fallen comrades and family and unable to vanquish the sole reason of his torment that is Aku. Then there's the shadow driven horseman of death, which torments Jack's vision.
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>>91158312
I wonder what Jack/Scotswoman's daughter would look like.
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>>91167632
>>91167690
Why do we have that shit for an opening?
I'm not saying to reuse the 10/10 original but at least give us some WACHA.
What really brings it down as well is Jack saying the name of the show.
The "got to get back, back to the past" part is good, but the Samurai Jack he drops just sounds fucking forced, out of place, who greenlit this shit?
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>>91165819
>oh boy here I go killin' again
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>>91167957
Hope is lost. It's meant to be forced.
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>ywn see a tired Ashi cursing at Jack while he pounds her tight pussy before slowly giving up and wrapping her legs around him as they fuck missionary
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
D-DELETE THIS
;_____;
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>>91163316
Got ourselves a MGTOW here!
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>When you put Geralt of Rivia, Venom Snake, Mad Max, Gutz, and Jackie Chan in a blender and somehow manage to make a character on par with all of those.

How does Genndy do it bros?
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>>91166933
They're thicc in all the right places while still being gangly and spindly enough in conjunction with the features on their costumes to look creepy. Great design honestly.
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>>91168196
Well being the kids of a mother that gave birth to all of em at once sure comes with... benefits.
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>>91168035
Everything's fine up until he says Samurai Jack.
Why does he need to say it? Especially when immediately after, the title drops?
It just sounds completely off, and breaks immersion right off the bat, like when characters say the title of the show/movie in the show/movie.
Aku's narrated intro did no such thing, it felt natural for the character, it sounded like something you'd actually hear in the show, and it got you in a mindset to enjoy the episode.
With this one I get hooked right up until the end, then I feel like laughing at how bad that sounded.
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>>91168009
>Seduza and Jack
S-stop it!
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>>91168161
Where does this mother fucker get all that blood?
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>>91160672
>>91160725
This makes me very sad.
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>>91167694
While calling him worthless scum.
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>>91157708
>"I am going to marry and fuck you good!"
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>>91168064
While still sulkily insulting him.
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>>91159196
>not appreciating booty and hips

Are you a Catholic priest or just gay?
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>>91169590
You don't seem to understand what he means by fat.
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>>91169647
But I do.
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>>91160734
>ywn run a biker gang made up entirely of your adopted daughters.
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>>91164263
What the fuck
Goddammit
Stop
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>>91169735
One can hope
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Is Jack lost his innocence?
What if that is how his father lost to Aku?
What if magical sword only effective when user is full of light and good?
What if murder tainted Jack?
Is Ashi innocent?
Is Ashi going to be next magical sord user?
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>>91163363
The artist tumblr is on the images, and if you go there she says she plans on making more.
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>>91164391
>they shot a gorila
harambe?
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>>91163339
>4u
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>>91165979
>>91166309

Best kind of autism.
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>>91160672

Why do you have to do this to me, anon
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>>91161015
>I kinda wanna see one of these crush on Jack.
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>>91161871
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>>91169980
its funny, the reason they shot him was because a kid fell in his enclosure. A black kid

So they shoot him, he becomes a meme and retards get upset.

BUT if they didn't shoot him that 500 pound gorilla would have ripped that kid apart like a banana. Then those same retards that cried over the monkey would have shouted why they didn't shoot Harambe to save that poor, sweet black child, a child of color. Then comes the claims of racism, discrimination ect.

Damned if they do, damned if they don't.
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>>91158312
>Scotsman talks about how his daughter is unfortunately ugly but she's a strong fighter with a good heart
>cuts to Red Sonja but with more armor
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>>91160734
>That fucking side car
Everything about these are perfect
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>>91160725

Now I need one where the buff cult bitch lives, hunts them down, and attempts to take the girls back while Jack and Scotsman are out defending/hunting/whatever.

She is confronted by Granny Bonnie Lass who then sees the fear in the children eyes and them cradling their injuries. Granny comes to a realization, rage spills over and proceeds to wreck shit.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
>Jack will never be the Father in the Cave
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>>91167872
Jack's an western view of eastern warriors
Guts' an eastern view on western warriors

And they are exact the same character.
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>you will never have bondage hate-sex with Ashi or the other daughters of Aku, their toned bodies writhing and limbs straining against their bonds while they keep spewing vitriol, frothing as they gasp out heated oaths swearing your death, the howls of violent aggression reaching a crescendo as you reach simultaneous climax
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>>91169260
blood from the blood dimension
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>>91158312
>Scotsgirl
It's Scotslass
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>>91160923
>I don't know what THICC means but I'm gonna spout it anyway, because I want to roll with the cool kids.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Oh great, now I have Diabeetus
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>>91171500
Blood from the blood dimension you say?
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>>91171247
>her nipples are poking through her clothes
>"S-S-Stupid samurai, I'm just cold"!
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>>91171307
>simultaneous climax
>7 daughters
Jesus Christ you'd have to be a hell of a multi-tasker to achieve that.
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Bump with the ugly truth
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Samurai Jack's Mother is pretty smokin'.

We got any art of her?
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>>91163316
He right as soon as Ashi and her sister become teenagers their women thinking would kick in causing them to constantky backstab and try to manipulate Jack. Its like little girls turn evil their hormones activate.
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>>91167283
GOD TASTE HAVIN'
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so when does jack start gathering up people to fight with him?
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>>91164655
All of my exgfs, all I wanted was a loving partner not hedonistic selfish children which all women are including my mother who cheated on her husband with my dad three times creating me and my siblings before divorcing her husband and living a terrible life under my dad since hes an uncaring asshole.
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>>91173125
>tfw literally all of the allies Jack made throughout his original travels are most likely dead by now except for the Scotsman, who will maybe die this season
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>>91173125
It's been 50 years, though

How many characters could possibly still be around, especially under Aku's reign?
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>>91172956
If i was Aku i would draw porn of myself and Jack mom,
put that porn in leaflets and then i would unleash planes
to drop that porn leaflets all over the world.
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>>91157708
>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this loli
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>>91173125
STANDING HERE
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
LOL
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>>91171247
>i-it's not like I wanted you to murder my sisters who were my only company my whole life... b-baka...
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Holy fuck I was not prepared for this thread
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>>91160725
>>91160734
>>91160672

He becomes Jack from Bioshock?
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>>91173936
Dude, you can be as unspeakably evil as you want, but mocking the hero's dead mother is asking for a reality bending asskicking.
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>>91173718
nanomachine healthcare, son
also there's always their kids
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>>91174082
It's been empaphized that they don't really care for each other's wellbeing, though.
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>>91174034
Someone upload this to pornhub with the title "homeless man dominates sisters"
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>>91161871
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>>91173125
That was the ending of the comics and it was awesome, even the spy and the samoorai where there
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>>91174463
>not asian man
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
>tfw we can never have this
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

Oh god forget using the time portal to kill aku, if jack finds a portal he needs to use it for this


It is the only way jack can be happy again
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>>91158967
Its not the same without the beard.
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>>91174463
Or substitute homeless man for Jesus.
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>>91174904
who said she wouldn't keep the beard?
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>>91170192
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>>91159196
>can't tell the difference between fat and curvaceous
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in b4 jacked
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>>91160672
>>91160685
>>91160725
Why you do this to me anon?
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memes
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>>91158312
Artfag here, brb gonna draw Scotsgirl
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>>91158312

He does though.

We've literally seen her.
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>>91157728
Whoever drew that needs to learn anatomy something fierce. That face is so fucked.
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You know she's gonna die right? No hope for love or mutual warrior kinship. Just a mission to be fulfill.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734


M-maybe.... maybe If he manages to go back in time....

T-t-true?????
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https://youtu.be/arFEKKb8FAk
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>>91166933
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>>91167872
FOOLISH SWORDSMAN

Aku vs the God Hand when?
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>>91175379
YUCK
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>>91164263
AKU'D
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>>91175403
That's not even a fight. That's just aku pushing some schmuck out of the way while on his way to KILL THE SAMURAI!
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>>91173125
Thread theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
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>>91175403
God Berserk has gotten stupid, that new anime has NOT been helping.
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>>91159196
>those pics
>fat
bro thats, not even memeing here, thick
curvy even
not fat
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>>91175286
this will be the best tho
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
>tfw when we know that this will never happen but we'll all pretend and play along
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>>91157681
Scotsman when?

So are Jack and Ashi going to have to work together to get out of wherever he ends up?
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>>91168266

Nigga he's been talking with himself (Blue Jack) ever since he lost his mind after 5 decades of wandering.

The opening works when you take his psychological state into consideration.
>>
>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

Is this the true face of autism?
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>>91175851
It's a good kind of autism.
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>>91175809
They will have to team up.

I'm betting on Scotsman either in Episode 5 or 6. If 6, he'll probably meet Ashi rather than Jack, assuming TV Guide synopses are accurate.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
Gotta go back....
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knock knock!
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>>91175597
She's finally about to be unretarded.
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>>91157681
>name is ashi
>doesn't show feet once
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>>91171000
>you were right
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>>91168266
Fuck you, I think the new season is shit and even I can't argue the new opening is anything but kino.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
You are hurting me.
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>>91157708
>Jack is royalty
>Ashi is a slave

Pottery
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>>91176351
who's there?
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>>91176472
>son of the emperor
>Japan
Jack is divine royalty
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>>91173125
And featuring the Scotsman as Kazuhira Miller and the Thief from episode 39 as Revolver Ocelot.
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>>91176680
So Aku is a god of evil, and Jack is a god of good?
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>>91162164
Nothing wrong with maïze
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>>91163236
EXTREME DISRESPECT.

>>91162798
EXTRA THICCC
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>>91176706
>If ye befriend a black don't bother coming back, laddie
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>>91171000
>the Father in the Cave
I don't get that reference.
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>>91176848
It's been a while, but it's from Fallout: New Vegas, specifically the Honest Hearts dlc. After the bombs fell a guy was stuck out in the wilderness and over time took to defending the helpless, specifically children, turning into a kill machine until he died of an infection. I think he was worshipped as a god afterwards.
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>>91173561
>The scotsman dies of old age
>The shaolin monk from Jack's time probably got killed by Aku
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>>91176741
Actually, yes. Japan's emperors are supposed to be living gods and descendants of the goddess Amaterasu.
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>>91176912
Thanks.
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>>91176706
>Thief
You mean Jigen?
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>>91160672
>>
>character is literally named Foot in japanese
>no ashikoki

hurts to live
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>>91177034
Indeed. I feel this is an injustice that must be rectified.
>>
>>91177016
>>now I know I have a heart
>>because it's breaking
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>>91173125
I've got a theory that when Jack meets up with the Scotsman again he'll have found that Scotty has fathered his own warrior clan over the past 50 years.
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>>91177034
I could see some houkago play type art based on this
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>>91176628
Banana
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>>91173125
You forgot someone
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>>91173125
Ashi talks to much.
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question here
couldn't aku send jack again to another timeline and tell him to fuck off once again? can't he just keep doing it?
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>>91177186
My guess is that he ignored his dad's advice the first time around, that Aku's greatest weapon is his cunning, manipulative nature. He looked down but wasn't out. Jack probably won't fall for that trick a second time.
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>>91177186
He probably lost a lot of his power in that attempt since jack is said to be from the year 11 before the age of aku or so. He razed the capital of an empire in a single day, how would he not have conquered the whole world in a couple of weeks?
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>>91176847
YOU RACE MIXIN
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>>91177186
he closed all of the portals
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>>91177229
couldn't he just send him to a time where he has that power again and again?
just open a portal loop and leave him to rot in it
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>>91177126
>>91173125
oh man, I love these
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>>91177268
He has a huge interplanetary empire now. It will give colonies a chance to revolt and call the universal gods to smite him while he's in a weak period.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
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>>91177259
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>>91157708
Looking at young Jack fills me with intense shadenfreude due to the knowledge of what his future holds.
>>
>Jack ends up allying with Ashi and gets the sword back
>Climactic battle with Aku, Jack lands the final blow
>Aku tries to open a portal in time to the past just after Jack was first thrown forward in time to flee but dies before going through
>Jack and Ashi go through and defeat the weakened Aku in the past
>Jack decides that the future still needs his help and goes back to help his friends and heal the world after the fall of Aku
>Ashi stays in the past to live a life free from the influences of Aku
>Final shot is Jack, fully robed and sandaled with trimmed hair and beard, walking into the distance and fading to black
WACHA
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>>91177531
Generic bullshit.
>>
i just want jack to gotta go back in time kill aku and end it there.
>>
Ashi is basically an evil ingenue, I'd place good money on her and Jack fucking at some point.
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>>91177614
What the fuck do you want?

It's not like Samurai Jack's plot was unique or complex before

>Ancient evil
>Chosen one
>Black and white conflict

The other guy's post provides enough closure to be an acceptable ending.
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>>91164263
>baby first comes out
>jack takes his son into his arms to marvel ast his now pride and joy
FOOLISH SAMURAI

WATCHA
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>>91177745
True but we were promised something special, so I'd give more odds to jack losing then that.
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>>91163031
Ha. Futurama.
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What if the wolf turned out to be Aku?
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>>91175050
fuck. the faces got me.
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>>91175251
souce? I have 0 information about the Scottsmans daughter.

Do you mean the time he was changed by those midget magicians?
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>>91178093
The scotsman does not have a daughter, thats him genderbent by a buncha evil leprechauns, read the fucking IDW comic you fuck.
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>>91178155
The Anon he was replying to said that we've seen the Scotman's daughter before.
>>
The first girl he killed had the chains but then the one with the chains turns out to be the last one he fights. Did the girls swap weapons or more animation errors?
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>>91178049
I should be shocked, but I wouldnt be
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734

>A change to learn.
>to find love.
>to live.
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>>91178354
There were two girls with chains.
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>>91178361
Their choice was made for them years ago.
>>
I've been watching this with my dad
He called the daughters of aku a feminist cult and was glad they died

Is he right?
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>>91178527
Now he presents them a new choice.
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>>91178544
At that point they were like an arrow in flight, they couldn't change course or slow down.
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>>91178530
more like daddy issues cult
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>>91178448
Yeah it looks that way, I somehow viewed the snow fight scene wrong 10 times. I thought they each had a unique weapon
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>>91178530
>feminist
>wild worship of a man
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>>91178530
No? Just because they were exclusively female doesn't make them a feminist cult. Hell I can't think of any thing that would imply them being feminist at all. Also your dad is glad Jack's possible harem died, all of those waifus, gone...
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>>91178530
Your dad is a retard.
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
feelsbadman
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>>91178530
your dad's retarded

sorry
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>>91163449
Only white people can appropriate culture.
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>>91177186
I think Jack will be aware enough to avoid his time portal attack if he were to attempt it on him again.
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>>91178702
Like tears in rain.
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>>91163449
he do a good job tho
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>>91178589
Yes they can! Just thickify the air...or something.
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>>91164263
I actually laughed
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Threads like this make me wish I had a girlfriend, just because I would see all these images and my lust would take over, and I'd fuck my gf like an animal.

I sure am excited about episode 4.
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>>91178892
It's the easiest job.
Dude hardly ever speaks.
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>>91168009
>Professor and Jack

Finally
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>>91179003
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome
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>>91171307
...Sasha Grey's newest project would involve a lot of green screen to have 7 of her with different hairstyles in one place.
>>
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>>91175000
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
God if this new series had been following jack as he raises 7 daughters and the adventures that come about as they age through the years it would have been amazing. I mean it's still amazing now but this idea is just so good.
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>>91178955
Maybe they could have changed if they encountered more of life before they faced Jack again. And Mulan was the only one who never saw the deers.
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>>91165512
Because they violated the NAP
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Honestly I still think Greg Baldwins Aku is pretty bad.

I know no one will be FOOLISH SAMURAI tier, but come on, they could have done better.
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>>91179331
>samurai ancap
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>>91178530
He's your mom's husband, anon, not your real dad
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>>91176351
What was the deal with this episode?
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>>91179167
WATCHOUT
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>>91177531
But, if Jack beats Aku in the past, doesn't that undo the FUTURE THAT IS AKU?
Isn't that the point?
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>>91179684
not if that creates another timeline without aku, leaving the original
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>>91160672
>>91160685
>>91160725

Fanfictions when?
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>>91179825
>hurr
>>
>>91179825
I suppose it depends on what time travel rules we're using.
One time line or endless timelines
>>
drawfag thicc challenge:

Uber Thicc Daughter of Aku VS. Susan Strong
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>>91179845
This
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>>91179845
Soon.
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>>91179845
Once upon a time there was a powerful wizard and he destroyed the foolish samurai.
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>>91180071
>no beef jerky or confectionery treats
boo
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>>91180071
I'd read
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>>91174463
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>>>91180071

THE END
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>>91170331
I believe that the initial outrage about the death of the gorilla only lasted for about two weeks. The rest was just lazy memes. Not shooting the animal would have caused a much worst anger and a much bigger problem.
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>>91173176
There's good women out there, you've just only dealt with shitty ones.
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>>91160853
Totally this.
Why did it have to be her?
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
I don't get it, why all the replies?
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>>91176187
A looong while back Gennedy said Scotsman in episode 5.

If I am wrong, you can screencap this and call me a dick-loving faggot, and it will be true.
>>
>>91160734
All of them piled into the side car is soooo cute
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>>91173176
You seem to only know assholes. Sorry buddy
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>>91164910
Hey congratz you were right!
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>>91179167
>aku crying
>aku having a reason for attacking the nippon that isn't because he's the incarnation of evil and he enjoys doing that stuff for the shits and giggles
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>>91167957
Non-Diegetic you fucking weirdo
>>
>>91178530
The fucks wrong with your dad?
>>
>>91179167
for what pur pose
>>
>>91169980
2016 was an awful year.
>>
>>91160853
Underrated post
>>
>>91180153
>1331 views
Toppest of keks my friend
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>>91178530
Based dad.

He's wrong though.
>>
>>91157708
Is there a such a thing as too cute?
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>>91180755
>All of this projection

What did that guy say to deserve all of this sperging

He just pointed out that he cult didn't appear to be feminist

(Especially because they worship a man)

>Implying that women have never done good things in history

Anon I'm sorry you can't get a girlfriend but you can't blame all of them for your shortcomings

I suggest staying in /pol/ until you man the fuck up
>>
>>91164263
>The little Aku


11/9
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>>91158312
Fuck. Scotsman would be an old fucking man by now, if not dead. He'd be at least 80 or 90 if he was 30 or 40 in the original show. His daughter would be about as old as he was when Jack first met him.
>>
>>91157708
>mommy how did you and dad meet?
>I was one of seven beautiful sisters . . .
> . . . and he murdered them all
>>
>>91178530
My dad's a dumbass but even he can tell they worship Aku.
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>>91180945
>And then I screamed at him telling him to die as he dropped me into a chasm.
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>>91180155
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WENT FAGGOT
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>>91161871
kill me
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>>91180917
>when you sperg this hard over a benign comment on a cartoon message board

Gee anon, as much you call others betas, at least they're not the ones throwing a spastic fit about cartoons and muh feminazis.
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>>91181058
YES IT WAAAAS
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>>91180917
How can they be feminists when they worship Aku who is male?
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>>91173176
lol probably the opposite of what you should do. That way you don't create more terrible bitch ass whore children like your cunt parents did with you. Just take your disfunction out of the gene pool.
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>>91181058
SILENCE
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
>>
>>91160734
SHINY
AND CHROME
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>>91168009
>>91179020
you know, my own thoughts on the Professor and Jack actually went somthing like this:

>Jack goes back in time
>Kills aku
>Settles down and passes away
>Centuries later is reborn as Professor Utonium
>One day, the girls are getting their shitpushed by some black, ink-like monster which possessed a samurai armor
>Professor is freaking out
>He sees a katana
>Picks it up
>And cannot explain how he starts kicking so much ass with it.
>Nor why if he was so skilled why he ended up reduced to his undies by the end of the fight.
>>
>>91181346
Chemical X is what remains of Aku, which means the girls are Aku's descendants.
Which would explain their sadism.
>>
>>91181240
when i first saw that episode it actually spooked me pretty bad when he appeared on the chair with the loud noise
>>
>>91181412
>It was both terrifying and goofy
>Much like Aku
>>
>>91181440
they really knew what they wanted to do with aku
it was one of those things that was just perfect
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
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>>91168161
>Nose rubbing when?
gutz really?
Gutz has carried around his retard wife since he watched his best buddy summon demons that ate his crew, fucked his chick into retardation, still shows up from time to time just to lol him, and he has to tolerate a fucking homo fairy just to get heals. THEN he was stuck on a fucking boat for nine years while a loli witch, a little shit, and a people burning psychocunt all try to get his dick when all he wants to do is heal and fuck his girl when she isnt a tard.
Jack don't got shit on that.
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>>91181745
Can you imagine all those who died waiting for the hiatus to end
>>
>>91171680
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
MERE BOARDS CANNOT STOP SKULLS FROM GOING TO THE THRONE OF SKULLS.
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>>91181798
I know 2 and to be honest i don't think i will ever see the end. It's gonna be a guin saga.
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>>91181863
None of us will see Berserk end
>>
>>91160734
I could see jack using the portal to go far enough to save the girls.
>>
>>91181798
shut your mouth im still mad my dad never saw ROTS
>>
>>91178530
no but id drink with him
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>>91180153
But he's over 50!
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>>91177308
>>91177126
>>91173125
very nice
>>
>>91160853
I see nothing wrong in this instance as portraying the daughters of Aku as autists. They've lived their entire lives inside with a hammy cultist mother.
>>
>>91165142
Makes an even more compelling argument for her to voice Ashi.

But I'm fine with Tara, I just favor Grey.
>>
>>91182110
lol that's story telling 101
>>
>>91171680
>Dawn of War 3 has no Chaos
>>
>>91182110
he bit her tit
>>
>>91182217
kek
>>
>>91180945
>>91181053
Fund it
>>
>>91179167
>Aren't you the ones who refuse to coexist?
No? What is this person on about?
>>
I haven't scrolled through the entire thread sorry but do i need to watch the older seasons to fully appreciate the new season?
>>
>>91183985
uh duh. yes.
>>
>>91183995
Darnit, thanks though
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
I don't like this feeling
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>>91160672
I mean
chances are that those other two lived
Maybe we can have Jack and the 3 daughters???
right?????
>>
>>91183985
>>91184000
You make it sound like a chore. It's not. The first four seasons are very light and fluffy, easy to consume en masse with extremely little continuity. Watch them while doing your taxes or whatever.
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>>91177308
Punished Jack looks like Sargon of Akkad.
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When will episode 4 air?
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>>91178689
>Islam is the true religion of feminism
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>>91179845
Probably after the next episode.
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>>91162798
That fucking cheap airsoft pistol
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>>91177308
>>91177126
>>91173125
>tfw Ashi is voiced by pic related
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>>91184233
>implying anyone on /co/ has enough income to file taxes
great post, well meme'd anon
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>>91160672
>>91160685
>>91160734
If all magic exists in Samurai Jack, then surely there's a way to bring the daughters back to life, shouldn't there?
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>>91169865
Debatable
No, Aku broke out of the seal unexpected even though the Emperor was preparing Jack to fight him eventually
Might be the case
Not impossible
No, she killed a member of the cult
No
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>>91178689
What is Marx to feminists ?
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>>91176351
>One's telling the truth and one's lying
>Ask an objective question like "How many fingers and I holding up, one or two?"
>Finish that shit easy
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>>91184776
Nothing, because communism has nothing to do with feminism at all. Feminism is much closer to capitalism and its "free market" in ideology.
Too bad 'Muricans don't really get that.
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>>91184776
They don't even know who the fuck that is.
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>>91184784
Are you joking? feminists is a strict post modern idealogy. And all post modernism is marxism. World dichotomy, opressor and the opressed, have to do revolution to free the ones being kept down, and get rid of those that are keeping people down. Retraining camps for the oppresors and removal of those who can't be retrained. You could take my book from the 70s and replace marxism with feminists, and you would get a feminist text of today.

And I live under fucking communism for 22 years, so I do "get it" enough.
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>>91184836
I'm guessing you're from eastern Europe based on your last sentence? Tell me anon, why was there NO feminism there in commie times, while nowadays it's becoming more and more prevalent?
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>>91184847
no feminism? what are you talking about. man and women had to work the same stuff. My co students had to get military training, and no not as nurses, the system didn't care if you were a woman or a man. You had abortions when ever you wanted, state paid. All the females that stayed at the univeristy are raging feminists right now. Kids were meh, you had to get a job, working was important, it was the state that was suppose to take care of the children with its huge preschools and school. Right now there is no one thing I can think of that women had under communism in my country that feminists want right now, including the crazy language stuff. I had a friend in highshool whose father went to jail for 3 years, because he happened to be listining to happy music when Stalin died.all because one chick he didn't want to fuck was in the party, and it court it was his job to prove that he is not an anti state criminal.
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>>91184780
>They're both lying so they just get fed up and eat you
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>>91184909
I don't think you understand what feminism is.
Fighting for actual equal rights is egalitarianism.
Fighting for female superiority is feminism, which is what we see in the Western countries today.

(The thing about your friend's father sounds terrible, though it's not like that kind of shit didn't happen in the West at the time - McCarthyism, anyone?)
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>>91184909
To give more example in todays world feminists wear pink hair etc for shock value right? In my times the communists women started wearing pants, which trust me was as shocking as neon pink hair. Worse because of limits in production and because one of the ministers responsible for the clothing industry being female, you soon ended up with pants production not fitting most man. It took the fall of stalinism to reverse that, and it only happened because the minister was happened to be jewish, and the party decided it is time for some anti semitism. So everything jews did was wrong. The policy was changed not because it was bad for man, but because a jew made the decision. If it was not a jewish minister, who later ended up in Isreal, they would have not changed it.
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>>91184925
And you think it was different? same pay? yes. possibility to hold any rank in the party or goverment/military/judicary brench etc? yes. So how about the 2 year military service all dudes have to go through? hell no.
So how about the special, no children tax after 25 years? hell no.
etc etc etc.
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
Jesus Christ, this is too fucking cute and good
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>>91159196
do you want to know how I can tell you are a girl?
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>>91184942
Women wearing pants isn't feminist, and I'd really like an actual source for all that.
>>91184952
Oh I totally agree there was some misandrist bullshit in those countries, but it's almost entirely based on traditional understandings. Indeed, now that those traditions are weaker, much of that is being removed (e.g. many EE countries have already abolished conscription). Doesn't stop the rise of US-style feminism tho.
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>>91176454
Good. We all need to suffer to feel love
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>>91182254
Is whispering autistic now? All the autists I've met talk really loud, especially when they're angry. Tara Strong whispered not because she was portraying the character a certain way, she whispered because she couldn't give a shit about the delivery of the line.
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>>91185000
Usually you can tell if someone's a a girl by checking between their legs for a vagina.
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>>91161138
Wheat eh?

What are her tax plans?
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>>91185000
It's usually feminists who are for fat acceptance tho
Stupid tripsposter
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>>91164263
>the baby first scream is actually a big long laugh
>jack bust down the door with his sword in the hand thinking aku came to kill his son
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>>91185010
dude in conservative eastern european countries a woman wearing pants, had more or less the same effect in the 40-50 as a woman wearing pants in the west in the 80 of XIX century. I showed this as an example of "shock" value in style. Want another example? Short hair. Before short hair was found on . Married jewish women, but those wore wigs. And on women accused of colaboration with the enemy. Now imagine suddenly young communist females showing up with short man cuts. Or smoking. Cigaretes were a common thing, but women did not smoke, it was socialy unacceptable. The female communits not only made it socialy acceptable, but the minister of health, yes also a woman, made it so that you could smoke anywhere. Maternity wards, school rooms, cinemas, trams etc. Yet somehow man never tried to smoke in such places unlike women. Not a single male professor, who all were chain smokers, smoked durning lessons or exams. Almost all female professors did. With one female professor finding great delight in puting out her cigerets on end ears of male students durnig exams.
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>>91170331
I am honestly surprised we live in a world where people where upset we killed a gorilla over letting 50 plus park guests all film a little boy getting torn to shreds by a fucking animal.

Fuck this world.
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>>91185120
Communism truly is nothing but Contrarianism: the Political Movement

No wonder /co/ likes it so much.
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ah and we had the same reverse slut shaming thing back then. It was freedom time aka women could fuck anyone they could, groups sex was common thing etc. Women, as I said before, could wear what they want etc. But that one time when I was already in my 20s a new young actress/singer poped up with a huge rack, think dolly parton but 16, and what happens? The wife of the head of the central comite destroys here career, because she looked good. And yes the CC heads wife was a 130kg whale, with short hair and as ugly as a jewish woman can get.
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>>91185120
But... this is exactly the same thing as in the West at the time. Nothing to do with political ideology, just cultural change.
>>91185150
/co/, being the normie board, despises commies
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>>91185124
Humans are a lost cause. It wasn't the gorilla's fault to be surrounded by such idiot creatures.
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>>91184251
Death is failure
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>>91185168
What cultural change? The things only happened to women. It was ok for women to do that stuff, you were in fucking military or "free" work. You tried to were something else then a military buzz cut, militia was coming to school and cutting the hair of all dudes. Heck a dude who tried to have long hair, be unshaved etc could end up in a juvy. Same with smoking. A girl would not. In fac the only time a young girl could have problems is if she looked too much like a good looking girl, because she would have had problems with the female teachers and there always was a chance someone like Beria would take interest.
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>>91185222
cultural change = loosening of tradition
I mean, I suppose you could call it second-wave feminism or whatever, but that's not what 99% of the world actually means by "feminism" today.
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>tfw eastern europeen
>no muh feels bs
>no rainbow colored xyr
>no nu-males trying to save maidens from the patriarchy
>no culturally enriched truck drivers
>best games
>best women
>best food

If we weren't poor and corrupt as fuck it'd be perfect desu.
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>>91178530
He may be onto something, but at the same time, I don't think Genndy had this intention
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>>91185168
>/co/, being the normie board, despises commies
>normies
>hating commies
Most normies lean left, dude.
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>>91185397
>tfw Filipino
>no gays and trannies allowed
>the ones who are either are usually based
>no muh patriarchy
>we kill druggies
>women are okay
>good food
>but we're really fucking poor and really corrupt
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>>91184919
The rule is that one of them is telling the truth though. They can't both lie.
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>>91160672
That new hairstyle really suits Jack.
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>>91185611
The one who said 'one of us tells the truth' could be a liar, and the other that says 'one tells only lies' is being truthful, just omitting a detail.
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>>91176912
Actually he died of old age. He also waged war on 114 men and women from Vault 22, heavily armed and well organized, and that was when he was 47. He then killed a few ghouls and ended up taking care of some children who had run away from some "school" and were afraid of someone called "The Principal". Randall then left notes and supplies for them; they thought he was sort of a guardian angel and he never showed himself because he was in his 80s or so at that time and didn't want the children to see him as just an old man. In his last note he told them he wouldn't be coming back, that he loved them and to never harm each other and just fight for themselves. Then he became a deity in their eyes, keeping them from venturing into the caves he used to live in when they tried to get into one and activated one of the booby traps he had left there to protect himself, which killed some of them.
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>>91184727
Aku can create zombies.
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>>91185496
Right, that's why the US has so much redistribution, instead of letting the rich hog all the wealth.
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>>91186100
the government is not normies
also
>forgetting about welfare
Many people are still fighting against it.
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>>91185511
>kill druggies
>good
Fuck you, pot should be legal everywhere. Shrooms, too.
Plus, killing people who haven't hurt anyone else is just utterly wrong.
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>>91186119
The US doesn't have welfare.
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>>91186123
The druggies I'm talking about are meth and cocaine addicts. They're dangerous and often have committed different illegal acts, and the ones who resist arrest are the ones who get killed.
>>91186136
??
https://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110131170647AATI9or
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>>91185397
>no nu-males trying to save maidens from the patriarchy
Right, your old-males do that just fine. "Tradition" and all that.
>>
>>91185397
>>91185511
>tfw mexican
>no sjw
>gays kept in check
>feminist don't fight for bullshit
>beingwhite is awesome and not looked down upon
>but we are fucking poor and corrupt beyond belief
I'mstarting to seea patern here...
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>>91186171
Perhaps I should have clarified: America has no general welfare system. If you are lucky enough to belong to one of the special categories (parent, senior, child, etc.) you can indeed get government assistance. If not, you get jack shit.
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>>91186123
I hope you never find yourself face to face with a heroin addictl ooking for his nextfix
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>>91186251
I see. You're right on that. But a lot of normies still lean left nowadays - college campuses, for example, are dens and hives of leftist thinking.
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>>91186277
I didn't say anything about hard drugs, other than people shouldn't be executed just for using them.
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>>91171000
god this guy was so incredibly fucking based
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>>91184312
Saturday on Adult Swim (Cartoon Network at night) at 11:00

They also air a rerun of the last episode on Wednesday at 10:00 on Adult Swim>
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>>91162798
>EXTRA fridge
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>>91179353
I didn't know mako had died until the new season came out.

feels bad man
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>>91186629
You need to watch ATLA right now. Just do it.
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>/pol/ turns a thread about a cute waifu into autistic screeching about how feminism is a communist plot.
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>>91187338
>cute waifu into autistic screeching
Said waifu already did that herself, no need for /pol/ to do anything.
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>>91187364
When a 2d girl does it's different and cute. When anons do it its just sad.
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>>91187338
I think we might have gotten a bit off-track.
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>>91187466
I think you can drop "2d" from that statement desu
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>>91187338
the real communist plot is the people who talk about how swallowing the 'red' pill will open your eyes to the 'truth'


remember, better dead than red
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>>91187338
is that a fucking Funnyjunk filename?
I thought that site collapsed on itself years ago
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>>91186286
Its not the drugs that gets them executed, Its what the drugs make them do that gets them executed
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>>91181346
WHy no fics of this?
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>>91184703
Well just fuck my shit up why don't ya?
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>>91187800
>horseshoe theory is real
no
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>>91187856
Drugs don't make you do anything, anon. They're not fucking mind control chips.
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Anyone got the download links for all seasons?
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>>91188102


Season 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!zoRxiZSK!prCZ-Wm4xc4lN5R9rL7HGQ

Season 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!Dk5R0T6Q!ps-SMfXt-Lq-Ct_2yf8GqA

Season 3 - https://mega.nz/#F!z8pxmIZL!uv1hY-wQm0pFVey2VHvzTw

Season 4 - https://mega.nz/#F!WhRFiaqB!kkKl1jPwKcXo8pcjaRgbKA

Season 5, Episode 1 -
https://mega.co.nz/#!XRYyWK7R!QMv5fx5pFD1xLnZIrGcyDt00YGj6h2d_fsz-IuHWOt8

Season 5, Episode 2 -
https://mega.nz/#F!AYY2zK4K!_vc-U6_8eivbYbLbtFSfXg
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>>91157681
She just needs dick
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>>91179684
If it goes by multiverse then no, the future where Aku ruled would still exist, he would just be dead and things could be fixed
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wow look at that, no pandering at all
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>>91160734
>>91160725
>>91160672
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>91188396
what does tumblr have to do with this?
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>>91188476
oh hey fellow 4 chan poster, today is a great day for us 4 chan users, remember me to upload a new picture to my 4 chan profile, i want 1000 likes
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>>91188511
what are you talking about?
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>>91188534
it means please follow me, and i will follow your 4chan
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>>91188559
are you trying to insinuate only tumblr likes Samurai Jack, and covert tumblrinas are making these threads?
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>>91172891
fucking kek
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>>91182414
Yet. Dow II also didnt have chaos until the first expansion
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>>91188602
no, insinuate is the wrong word
im stating
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>>91188602
but tumblrinas are female supposedly
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>>91188639
>only tumblrinas like Samurai Jack
You're wrong tho.
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>>91188708
*only tumblarinas come start shit here*
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>>91177843
>GOTTA GET BLACKED
>BLACKED TO THE PAST
>SAMURAI KEK
>WATCHA
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>>91160672
>>91160725
>>91160734
tumblr does it again where 4chan fails
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>>91162798
> that mask is probably the paper plate she just finished eating off of
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>>91178049
wasnt it just a kindred spirit?
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>>91178530
Your dad's a cool guy
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>>91179167
CRAAAAAWWWLLIIINNNNGGGG IN MY SKIIIINNNNNNN
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>>91184251
noice
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>>91187338
It is a communist plot, and a Jewish one, but Ashi is a cute waifu and this has nothing to do with feminism.
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>>91187921
>when I shout about how secret police should kill or blacklist everyone I disagree with its fundamentally different from when my opponents advocate the same
that's your argument, unless I'm mistaken
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>>91189584
are the catholics/protestants also involved? How about witches and pagans? Are they in on this sweet feminism deal?
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