Star Vs The Forces of Evil

What was Star's best and worst outfit?

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>>91153491
>Best
The blue one with legwarmers.
Or her nightie, if that counts.
>Worst
Her Mewnipendence Day dress.

>>91153491
Best: blue outfit with legwarmers
Worst: dress with ghost logo

>>91153601
Why's that the worst?

>>91153491
Outside of BMB dress and other 1 time outfits...

Best: Green dress with white boots.
Worst: Blue outfit, you know the one.

Having said that they're all good, it's just my preference.

>>91153467
One.

>>91153491
I posted this in the previous thread, but I guess I'll post it again

Best: Warrior, Mewberty, Ludo, Nightgown

Worst: Punk

>>91153692
It's too much of a responsibility for one person. I'd say one Star for each continent. Yes including Antarctica.

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>>91153610
It looks ridiculous. The hoop of the dress is huge, her hair looks awful, and her arms aren't even connected to her body.
It's even worse compared to her regular princess dress and her Song Day dress which went for the same general concept and pulled it off much better to be one of her cutest outfits.

Post art of star vs crossovers

Does anyone agree that Jackie stealing Marco's scissors to keep him from going after Star would be morally grey?

>>91153746
art of star vs crossovers

>>91153741
I just realized that in that outfit her hair is rolled up like a fruit roll-up.

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>>91153749
"Grey" is very vague. It's justifiable but it would still make her come off as a clingy bitch. If she can't trust Marco's intentions their relationship has already failed.

>>91153692
Actually wait let me think about this here. Can she take a nuke?

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>>91153746

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>>91153491
>Best
Blue

>Worst
Her Royal Pain swimsuit

>>91153811
I would say it's understandable but not justifiable.

You can understand the reason why she'd do that but I don't think there's an adequate defense for it.

>>91153821
She's been almost killed by things that seem less powerful than a nuke

>>91153811
>the story behind that tweet
I love the fact that even though Volpe likes to mess with his fans, he never really lies nor spoils anything. He posted that pic as Jackie's reaction to the finale, but the end result of Jackie being shocked to Star's confession was much worse than originally anticipated. I'm really looking forward to what he has to say in the days leading up to S3. If I were you guys I'd analyze everything he posts very seriously.

>>91153467

Star confirmed for Smash

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>>91153601
>Best
That's easy. Nightgown Star. (Punk Star and Bad dudette Star is also up there)

>Worst
Yeah probably the Mewnipendence one

On a sidenote cupil has the best AU hands down

>>91153749
No, that would clearly be morally wrong.

Ruberiot is dead, right?

>>91153749
It's a shitty and OOC thing for her to do.

>>91153786
>>91153820
It pulls the predictable outcome without making the ones that hook up look like assholes and the dumped is fine with it.

Jackie needs to die already, she's terrible.

>>91153467

It will just take the one.

>>91153939
>Implying Jackie has a character to be out of.

>>91153936
Unless he escaped during the confusion of the riot.

He's certainly an enemy of the state if he hasn't been executed.

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>>91153821
Butterflys are superhumanly strong and durable, even able to survive decapitation with immediate treatment, but healing/regenerative ability or magic hasn't really been demonstrated.
She's definitely not Wolverine.

>>91153871
It depends on her reasoning. She could express legitimate concern about him heading off to unknown danger in another dimension alone.
I think the argument is pretty moot since it's not at all in-character for her to do something like that.

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>>91153936
RIP in peace, at least he didn't die a hack

>>91153936
No, staff confirmed that he's still alive, but really disappointed by the reaction his song got.

>>91153749
Jackie is toffees daughter

>>91154001
>Hacked to death

HOHOHO

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>>91153914
Ice cream.

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>>91153936
He said he'd be killed if he didn't come up with a Song Day song.
Some storyboarder said he's okay on her tumblr, but she also says things like Lekmet and Rhombulus are gay lovers despite them being later confirmed as sort-of brothers, so I would suggest ignoring her shitty headcanons.

>>91154013
She was in grade school with marco. Doubt.

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>Hey Anon, here's your underwear back. I'm, ah, done with them.

>>91153997
>It depends on her reasoning. She could express legitimate concern about him heading off to unknown danger in another dimension alone.

That's extremely flimsy given that it hasn't been a concern for her before and Marco earned those scissors by facing unknown danger and overcoming it.

And her concern doesn't excuse any actions she takes because of it. There's a limit to how far that can justify her actions and I'd say taking the scissors is a step beyond that. It's not at all reasonable or fair.

>>91154036
Eating ice cream is a bad way to resolve sadness

>>91154069
w-what?

>>91153921
What AU is that?

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>>91154069
Star, if you needed a virgin's garments for your potion, why didn't you just use your own?

>>91154069
Star wears boys underwear confirmed.

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>>91153467
What will you tell your kids someday when they ask you, wide-eyed and attentive, about the things you saw and did in the great Star Vs Shipping Wars of 2016-17?

>>91154056
Volpe himself said he was ok on multiple occasions when asked.

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>>91154069
What the fuck did you do with them? There's... holes in it...

DID YOU GNAW ON MY UNDERWEAR YA FREAKIN SPACEBUG

>>91154036
I could definitely see that being an actual thing she does. Some magical fridge full of ice cream from all over the various dimensions she's visited.

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I don't envision Marco wasting any energy chasing after Star. She knows where to find him; when she's ready to be an adult, she can go to him and they can talk it out.

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>>91153491
Best main outfit: the Edgar dress
Worst main outfit: N/A, I like them all
Best outfit overall: the Blood Moon Ball dress
Worst outfit overall: punk (from Mr. Candle Cares)

>>91154107
Female virgins don't exist, they can get sex easily.

>>91154123
Starco was right and just, even if my actions weren't.

They don't need to know about the horrors of war or how I survived.

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THIS IS THE EXACT MOMENT MARCO MISINTERPRETED HER "I DONT NEED A HERO" STATEMENT FOR "I DONT WANT A WHITE KNIGHT" AND THEREFORE BEGAN TO GROW FURTHER TOWARDS JACKIE, THIS IS FUCKING BALLS BECAUSE AROUND THIS TIME IS WHEN SHE BEGAN TO UNBLINKINGLY FEEL A CONNECTION TO HIM...
>bmb was a great ep

I just recently watched the whole show without checking any of the threads, liked it a lot. But after lurking here a bit afterwards I'm super surprised by how many people think Starco is a foregone conclusion and that Jackie as a character is doomed to be written off. That's not the vibe I got at all.

>>91154154
ok

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>shitposting in star vs threads instead of watching the superior spic version of the show

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Star is Flat!

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>>91154123
Some things.... some things a man just doesn't talk about...

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>>91154196
Cute and perflat

>>91154069
Why do they smell like cinnamon? Star? Starrrr?

>>91154123
I started many internet fights just for my own amusement.

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>>91154120

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>>91154154
>I don't envision Marco wasting any energy chasing after Star
Keep telling yourself that, Jackie, while Marco does exactly that.

>>91154177
Star and Marco are the creator and her husband.

Jackie isn't one of the two main characters.

>>91153491

Best: The turquoise dress with the rainbow colors on it that shows off her delicious shoulders.

Worst: Blue dress with leg-warmers.

>>91154080
The key thing is that you can understand why, in that specific situation, she would want to do something that's wrong. That doesn't make it right, but it does offer moral reasons to take such a negative action. Again, it doesn't justify the act itself, it just demonstrates why someone could do something wrong like that even with good intentions. That's all there is to the situation, trying to overthink it any more is pointless.

>>91154177
>But after lurking here a bit afterwards I'm super surprised by how many people think Starco is a foregone conclusion and that Jackie as a character is doomed to be written off. That's not the vibe I got at all
This is precisely why people have discussions about it all the time. No one knows the answer, we only have whatever the show has provided as evidence and foreshadowing to base our thoughts on. And people obviously interpret different things when watching the show.

>>91154237
Marco has a really big butt.

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>>91154173
bmb was still pretty good though

cheesy romantic stuff with casual occult shit going on

also this guy with his one line cracked me up so much

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>>91154154
>>91154177
The kid who spent 16 years replacing a pair of scissors isn't going to let his best friend in the universe just run away without a real goodbye.

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we've come such a long way

>>91154268
Again, I said it was understandable. It takes more than understanding for it to be morally grey.

There's a lot of fucked up crap I can understand but that doesn't make it all okay.

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>>91154260
>Worst: Blue dress with leg-warmers.
How? That one shows her shoulder too but doesn't make her look as flat as the rainbow dress does

>>91154303
Why does Ferguson have eye moles like Jackie?

>>91154290
The guy that said "You wanna turn the bmb into a greeting card, go ahead" i fucking spat milk while laughing

>>91153997
This is true, but that doesn't take any magic bullshit into account. Mewnian magic has been shown to be able to create complex spacetime anomalies. Who's to say she couldn't use some spell to wormhole anything shot at her into some random dude's backyard?

>>91154036
Do you think she has breakdowns? Almost like PTSD, she cracks the moment she thinks or hears the word "child" or "kid"?

>>91154312
Because the other outfits are better.

Why couldn't marco just be white?

>>91154392
Why couldn't you just be black?

>>91154392
>>>/pol/

>>91154276
Those are River's.

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>>91154392
Then he wouldn't be cute.

>>91154392
So you can't self-insert

>>91154392
Considering mestizo dad plus white mom he's probably at least 3/4s white. I dunno why he looks so dark.

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>>91153749
I feel like there's a lot of overlap between people saying it'd be OOC for her to do it, and people who say that she doesn't have character to begin with.

I considered the possibility of that scenario some time ago. My thoughts are, it would be a case of wrong thing for the right reason, but would likely seriously hurt Marco.

Look, Jackie is a human. She, like others, likely has moments of weakness, moments of selfishness. We haven't seen her in an emotionally vulnerable state prior to Starcrushed. If she took the scissors, I don't think it'd necessarily be because she planned out "oh, if he doesn't have the scissors, he can't ever get Star back" out of malice. Obviously she likes Star as a friend too and is likely concerned for her as well. She may not be aware of the possibility that Marco's need to go find Star is time-sensitive.

But she's worried for the stability of her own relationship, which is perfectly natural. And stealing the scissors would likely be the end of their relationship no questions asked, but in the event there is still communication after the fact to clear up exactly why, it is likely not unforgivable.

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>>91154196
flat is cute and cute > hot

>>91154312
I don't likw the fact that it looks fleecy. The Edgar dress looks more smooth. I also like her flat...

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Where were you when a Star Vs. story boarder declared every character in the show was bi?

>>91154173
>Marco took her 'I just want a friend' literally

Damnit Marco!

>>91153491
best: song day dress and blood moon ball gown

worst: they're all good

>>91154448
Not that anon, but my dad is mexican, my mom is white and I have the same skin tone as Marco. It just happens.

>>91154252
Jackie is a major character, if not a main character. She was introduced in the first couple episodes and has become increasingly important over the last season. "Jackie isn't important enough to be Marco's girlfriend" doesn't really make sense.

Meanwhile, Star and Marco have a super fun and cute relationship that is the backbone of the whole show and is deeply rooted in their friendship and mutual respect. Putting them together romantically would completely change the dynamic of the whole show. I mean, ffs we've had MULTIPLE episodes of the show dedicated to showing that Marco and Star are platonic and work best while platonic, down to an episode literally titled "Just Friends".

I think them deciding to have Star get a crush on Marco was a weird direction and I still think they're just playing it through for the drama. I don't know what endgame ships are, but I think Starco would make the least sense.

>>91154368
I think she's pretty tough, but when she cries the floodgates are open.

>>91154290
It's weird how BMB did so much in just 15 minutes while St Olga's, a full half hour episode, on the other hand doesn't feel like it had that that much stuff.

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WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE MAGIC SPELL BOOK?

>>91154062
>implying Toffee hasn't been playing 37D chess all along

>>91154488
>bi hekapoo
thats hot

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>>91154342
I assumed "take a nuke" meant "be caught in a nuclear explosion and live"
Star's magic is only limited by her imagination and powerlevel. Both of them are sky-high. Previous Queens have established feats of manipulating time on a universal scale and "deleting" (and re-creating) gravity. Star can make scrying circles that can be used to smite people with magic from any distance and even potentially be made into makeshift dimensional portals, something even Hekapoo can't do without scissors.
If Star was creative and focused enough, and knew what she was dealing with, she could do pretty much anything.

>>91154528
>Jackie is a major character, if not a main character

Is she even in half the episodes?

>>91154492
How else was he supposed to take it?

>>91154514
I'm also half Mexican and half white, my skin tone is pretty pale.

Genetics are a weird thing. Pretty much all of my siblings are varying shades.

>>91154488
Tfw we're gonna get korra'd at the end and Star will cuck Marco with Jackie.

because it's the current year

>>91154305
Yes and? I don't think the claim was that the situation is suddenly okay if a negative action is taken, just that it's not a clear cut situation from a moral standpoint when fear for another individual's safety comes into play.

If something is morally grey it's usually stuck in-between a good and bad situation, there's observable positives and negatives to the situation. Even if it's much more heavily weighted in one direction, the situation can cause issues upon reflection depending on individual approaches to morality when considering the situation. The goal is to identify those elements of the moral issue and highlight them, then deduce the most reasonable action with all the key elements in consideration. An understanding approach helps that process and allows more measured reflection to take place. At the end of the day it does all come down to individual interpretations though, hence trying to take a view of understanding all elements involved is important.

>>91154545
I figured it didn't matter now that Ludo had it.

Plus, I thought it would bring Glossaryck out of hiding.

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>>91154545
Because I live there?

>>91153749
Nah she's too chill for that.

>>91154583
This. No Star can conquer shit as long as we have our Jackie.

>>91154566
Toffee is in like 5 episodes or something, but he's shaping the storyline of the whole show. You don't need to make cameos in every episode to be an important character.

>>91154392
Isn't Steven Universe white? You can enjoy that show anon :)

Soooo....More jeans?

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>>91154616
How did you even find Ludo?

>>91154528
I love Jackie, but she is not a main character.

She is a major character with heavy impact on the story, but she does not appear in enough episodes in a meaningful capacity to be considered main. Buff Frog fits the bill better than she does at the moment, as at least he has gotten some focused episodes to himself.

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What did they mean by this?

>>91154062
All according to keikaku

>>91154536
Then it's back to the ice cream.

>>91154528
I think it'd be more fitting to call her a prominent secondary character, rather than a major or main character.

>>91154583

gonna need some sauce. or an artist name.

>>91154676
I didn't, I just saw the book and an opportunity since nobody was around.

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>>91154540
I guess it was because the main focus of the plot was Ponyhead and we don't like her. I mean I do actually

>>91154646
>white skin with black afro
Definitely (((white)))

>>91154675
More apple bottom jeans and boots with fur.

>>91154696
I pretty much equate the terms "prominent secondary" and "major".

Pretty much the only main characters at the moment are Star and Marco. If you expand the term to include everyone important to the plot who's had an episode told from their perspective, then you can add Ludo, and possibly Buff Frog and Glossaryck.

>>91154540
The pacing in BMB was top notch, I'd be so happy if more episodes could capture that same pace.

>>91154675
Yes.

And more soul crushing on the side.

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>>91154392
>Marco thinks Anon should call him a spic.
>Wait, what? I mean, if Marco was Anon, Marco would totally call him a spic.
>MARCO WILL LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR ANON IF HE DOESN'T CALL HIM A SPIC!

>>91154719
I bet she gives great succ

>>91154725
Pretty sure it's supposed to be a jewfro

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>>91154684
maybe a foreshadow for this?

>>91154684
I think this was resolved in S2. Marco in a suit was when he was out with Jackie in Bon Bon and the Mewberty hearts signifies Star's crush on Marco. The green light signifies all of Star's jealousy leading up to the season finale. The locker may signify how trapped he feels by both choices.
>>91154725
Hmmm, what about Adventure Time? Finn is white :)

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>>91154528
>Jackie is a major character, if not a main character. She was introduced in the first couple episodes and has become increasingly important over the last season
Jackie is absent from most episodes and her relationship with Marco, since they began """dating""", is barely even mentioned in the background, let alone appears in any capacity, outside of episodes that focus on Star's feelings for Marco. There is a reason many people keep referring to her as a "plot device".

>>91154563
>tfw you will never see star take on the entire US armed forces

>>91154432
Would Latina Star have more curve?

>>91154766
Do you think Marco would be a bully if he wasn't such an insecure loser?

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>>91154583

>>91154630
>>91154707

Lol. What of faggot get's triggered by that image?

>>91154786
I'll take the show made by the fat neckbeard over the degenerate jewess any day

>>91154786
I'm not so sure. I found it pretty interesting that when Marco wore a suit in Bon Bon he didn't really seem that fussed about it. Seeing himself in the locker though, he has a similar reaction to when he insulted Toffee's suit.

Also the similarities between Ludo and Marco in reading Eclipsa's chapter.

Toffee wants to possess Marco, either as insurance against Star, or because something about him makes him a better host than Ludo.

>>91154736
Yeah, that's fair. It's just difficult when you have characters like Buff Frog, Ludo and Glossaryck who aren't main character but have had a lot of screen time devoted to them. They're like a step above the other prominent secondary characters like Janna, Tom, Jackie etc. But not by much.

>>91154432
That doesn't look good. Star and Marco look fantastic just the way they are.

>>91154684
Star's crush on Marco is a detriment to him and could possibly lead to his downfall.

>>91154528
>Jackie is a major character
Keep telling yourself that anon. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>91154826
>Aval0nx

fuck off

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>>91154948

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>>91154778
Don't you mean she gives great head?

Oh and you better believe it. Trashy girls like her are fucking pros.

>>91154795
Probably not, he'd just be one of those high achievers, focused on their own situation.

>>91154684
it's foreshadowing when he hid in the locker in the possum episode

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>>91154968
>>91154971

>>91154971
Why is the plot device speaking in moon runes?

>>91154968
>not liking Aval0nx
fuck off

>>91154909
It could be foreshadowing events in season 3 but I find that unlikely. Surely they'll update one of Marco's dreams with things that can happen in the next season. But for now, the dream in Red Belt, I strongly believe that one has been resolved already.

>>91154528
>Jackie is a major character
See this is why I tell people not to encourage Jarco posters. It's not healthy.

Starco and jarco are both massive faggots.

>>91154684
Marco will feel trapped by Star's crush, because he'll realize that if he doesn't get with her, she'll go evil. It's basically the death of any hope of him living his own life, and just being trapped in the prison of Star's affection, while everybody else moves on.

>>91154948
>>91154788
Hm, I looked back over the episodes and you're right, she felt like she was in way more than she actually was.

Doesn't detract from the fact that a character doesn't need to be "important" to be Marco's love interest. I'd actually prefer she remains a character that occasionally appears but is mostly left in the background in a stable relationship with Marco. That way we'd get to leave all the shipping shenanigans behind and return to Season 1 adventures with Season 2 storylines.

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>>91154780
:DDDDD

>>91154971
Jackie is a FISH

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>>91154684
Probably the same as what they meant by this.

>>91154826
>>91155005
honestly jackie's ugly crying face is the most offensive thing about this

>>91155022
>>91155005
>liking the furry pedo

Eat shit.

>>91155062
Spoken like a true underage kid.

>>91155087
You both fight and shit the thread up every single time, do you not?

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>>91154528
>Putting them together romantically would completely change the dynamic of the whole show
It really wouldn't. They are so ridiculously close and like to get physical, there really wouldn't be much difference.

>>91155117
What else is there to talk about?

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>>91154036
You know what I just realized?

Even if she gets Marco, no kiddos.

And if she doesn't? She sees him with whoever the fuck else and sees that they got little ones.

She can never win, only lose slightly less.

>>91155161
Ignore him.

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>>91155062
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Janna.

>>91155161
How about not devolving into shipping wars like this is tumblr or deviantart

>>91155205
Again, propose an alternative.

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>>91155063
Or maybe he'll realize that he likes her back like Star did with him?

>>91155199
Fuck off /u/

>>91155193
>no kiddos
what?

>>91155193
She can always adopt.

>>91155047
Major does not equal main.

The way I see it, the first few tiers go:

Main: Star, Marco
Major: Ludo, Queen Moon, Glossaryck, Toffee
Prominent Secondary: Buff Frog, River, Tom, Jackie, Janna, and possibly Pony Head

That's at the current moment

>>91155005
>>91154826
We don't post this guy's shit around here. He's got a few dedicated followers, but he's mostly an autist and a crybaby, whose work is sometimes good, but for the most part, cringeworthy

>>91155193
I choose to believe that Glossaryck could pull some magic bullshit and put a stop to such a negative outcome. Marco would just have to bribe the guy with some damn good pudding.

>>91155229
Could have been more, but at least they'll still be day-late friends.

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Can I get a quick rundown on this guy, /svtfoe/?

>>91154528
The show is centered mostly on Star and Marco's relationship though

>>91155229
Nah, that would invalidate the foreshadowing. Those are my thoughts about it. You're welcome to your own.

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The end of the last thread was all discussion, it was comfy.

Let's keep being comfy here

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is this good advice?

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>>91155193
Maybe theres a dimension with the magical knowledge to fix it, but who knows how look it would take them to find and even then it could be to late or just end up empty handed

>>91155303
Who gave you permission to illustrate me like that with my girlfriend?

>>91155079
It's like a horrid trace-over from the Goblins webcomic.

>>91155281
Glossaryck.

Incarnate god, queen/magic trainer, devious scheming bastard, Starco shipper, and full time shitposter.

>>91155285
True, but that doesn't necessarily mean that when the drama gets heated, as it will in season 3, that there will be no consideration of Jackie as an actual person.

If there wasn't, then the choice is made right there, the weight of the decision is dropped, and the drama was all for naught.

>>91155321
>"i don't like the idea of starco being endgame"
>kill yourself

>>91155281
Literal best character.

>>91155353
>Starco shipper
Come again? When has Glossaryck supported Starco outside of simply telling Marco to read Star's diary?

>>91155370
what if i don't want any ship to be endgame?

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>>91155327

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i want to cum on star's panties

>>91155251
That cigarette pic is even more cringeworthy, and yet people keep posting it. I know they think it's funny to post shit to get reactions out of people, but two can play this game.

>>91155281

Remember genie from Aladdin?

Yea, like that with the cosmic power but a shitposter instead

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>>91155409
shut your fucking mouth

>>91155391
He is the most likely explanation for the captain's painting speaking

>>91155391
>When has Glossaryck supported Starco outside of simply telling Marco to read Star's diary?
He told Marco in the voice of the Sea Captain to go to the BMB and get Star.

He trains future queens, and queens need a king. Glossaryk probably saw potential in Marco.

>>91155391
There's a pretty strong argument that he was the mysterious voice in Blood Moon Ball. Namely that there's really no one else it could have been.

>>91155281
>>91155353
>>91155376
Do you guys think, since he's essentially the all-powerful magic god, That Glossaryck uses his abilities to cross dimensions and realities to shitpost with us? Is that where he disappeared to?

>>91155398
Then I'd be right with you. Shipping is a dangerous way to add drama and interest in the show. If you don't wrap it up quickly or provide convincing narrative reasons for the drama to continue, you end with a really cheap endless spiral of "shocking" relationship turns that ruins the show.

See: Regular Show.

>>91155432
how does that picture relate

>>91155451
Glossaryck is making every post in this thread.

Including yours.

>>91155413
Oh okay. So you're the guy who keeps posting the Aval0nx crap in response to the cigarette pic. Yeah you said this very same shit a few threads ago. It's just one rogue dude doing it, and nobody responds to him. Why the fuck do you care so much?

>>91155409
Joke's on you, she doesn't wear any

>only 2 months until summer
>my vacation ends in 2 months

>>91155451
t. glossaryck

Anyone else want Starco to be confirmed and be done with it early season 3 so we can move on to other plots like Toffee, Eclipsa, their potential new threats/minions and new characters? No more shipping.

How can I enjoy the show if I hate shippers?

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>>91155281
We need to craft this spicy meme together. I'll start.

>Butterflies bow to Glossaryck
>In contact with Toffee
>Is rumored to be in contact with Eclipsa
>Control Mewni with an iron fist
>Owns pudding factories all over the world
>Direct descendant of the First Magic ever created

>>91155507
Leave here and don't ship.

>>91155497
What, we can't have both?

If the relationships were easy, they wouldn't be interesting. And the great thing about how they're handled in this show is that they're actually relevant to the plot rather than being shoe horned in.

>>91155497
Here.

>>91155507
Never interact with the fandom.

>>91155455
i just think it's naive to assume that any of these teenagers are going to end up marrying each other. that kinda shit just doesn't happen that often irl and when it does it usually ends in divorce or an unhappy marriage at least.

>>91155353
>Starco shipper
How many of those are there already?

>The Blood Moon
>River
>Ruberiot
>Ponyhead
>Starfan13
>Star

>>91155507
laugh at star suffering

>>91155518
>Is rumored to be in contact with Eclipsa

One of his minions has her locked up in a crystal.

>>91155479
I don't remember saying anything like this a few threads ago. And I could ask you the same, if you don't like Aval0nx's stuff, why do you care so much?

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>>91155473
>>91155494
>How can you tell if an anon is actually glossaryck?

>>91155433
>>91155437
>>91155438
>Glossaryck was the sea captain theory

You know, /co/ is the only place that I've ever heard that theory be spoken of. To be honest, I'm rather skeptical of it. Glossaryck is can be mysterious, but he seems more of the type of character to simply tell Marco he should go to the blood moon ball (but in a cryptic way), rather than deceive him. Marco sort of didn't want her to go anyway. All it would have taken would be Glossaryck saying that he should crash the party.

>>91155559
Star is beautiful and I want to hold her hand.

I think ships are gay and retarded but I just love seeing this girl suffer and I very much hope she snaps and goes full yandere mode on everyone.

>>91155580
>/co/ is the only place that I've ever heard that theory be spoken of
It's been discussed extensively on rebbit. And it makes sense.

>>91155576
I'm not the one who told you to fuck off with the Aval0nx, I'm just wondering why the cigarette pic turns you into a child.

>>91155333
it's like bad wakfu fanart or a troll doll

>>91155580
For what it's worth I orginally saw it on a Tumblr linked from Reddit, and well... Between those and /co/ I think that pretty well covers the places that discuss this show.

I guess my question is, if it wasn't Glossaryck, who exactly was it?

>>91155580
Who else could it have been?

>>91155554
Star ships Jarco

>>91155583
Good god man get help, I bet you want star to be happy to you sick fuck

>>91155651
>>91155654
Someone or something not revealed yet. That's petty valid.

>>91155673
I want star to wake up every morning with a smile. She's a ray of sunshine that deserves to be happy.

>>91155583
You SICK MONSTER!

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>Hey Anon, I brought you some brownies! They have a special ingredient just for you!
>Seriously though, don't let anyone else eat them. I want our bond to be special.

>>91155554
You can count Moon alongside River, they already consider Marco part of the royal family (they let Star bring him everywhere with the royalty, nobody else on the picnic or the Song Day got to bring friends) and he just casually calls her "hey Queen".

>>91155666
Not anymore

>>91155666
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D

>>91155719
That was pretty mediocre, Star, but I appreciate it. What was the secret ingredient again?

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>>91155666
not anymore

>>91155705
You're going to get us moved to trash with that sick filth

>>91155740
alkalised water with activated almonds with a pinch of homemade coconut powder

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>>91155719
Thanks Star!

>>91153749
I bet Jackie will obviously be kinda hurt that he wants to dip out of the universe for a girl who just told everyone she loves him but it will be Janna who steals the scissors to save Jackies feelings and Marco will have to convince her that Star needs him. I imagine everyone will be "Marco kung fu is cool and all but didn't you almost die already from Toffee? You won't be any help."

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>>91153467
Probably around a billion. She's superhumanly strong, so lots of Stars just showing up and saying they're in charge would effectively conquer unarmed humans. But many humans are armed, and Star is presumably not bulletproof. Even the one with the wand could easily be taken out by a sniper or bomb if she took part in major fighting. And keep in mind that she's an unstable 14-year-old with a pathological inability to devise and follow through on complex plans. Force multipliers would work against the Stars in most armed conflicts, but most Earthlings wouldn't participate in those, so a billion Stars is probably a decent ballpark.

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>>91155740
>Oh, you know. Stuff.

>>91155518
Take the glosspill
>founded all royal lines throughout dimensions
>owns all castles
>all human religions are based off of his contact with us
>armageddon will be his wrath toward humans for their disdain towards pudding
>will likely bankroll first mewman settlements on earth
>toffee, moon, and the council are all his pawns
>planning to use the conflict to cleanse all life forms of evil and suffering and usher in a new era of magic and enlightenment

>>91155666
I mean, in the sense that Star wants to ship Jackie to a violent third world country...

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>>91153467
How many drones would it take to conquer Mewni?

If Star really wanted Marco to herself, she could just turn Jackie into a mermaid and claim it was an accident

>>91155837
She's not so mean, though

>>91154334
He's a ginger, and like mermaids, gingers have no soul. The eye moles are adaptation that prevents the purifying light of the sun from expunging their unholy existence, unlike with vampires.

>>91155837
Star just wants Marco to be happy

So, if there was a beach day episode, what would happen in it?

>>91154488
I mean.

Was it a writer?

Because storyboarders seem to just say whatever the fuck they want.

>>91155832
Does the queen have the wand? Where are they being deployed from? Do they have the logistical support to run for a long time? Does Mewni have Monster, Avarius, Ponyhead or Johanson support? What kind of drones are they?

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>>91155832
1

>>91154488
When did this happen?

>>91155860
Not yet, at least

>>91155879
>What kind of drones are they?
The bigly kind.

>>91155860
>An episode where Star transforms or otherwise magically screws up Jackie by accident, and actually by accident, but Marco thinks it was out of jealousy.

>>91155793
I was actually thinking that in the scenario where Jackie "stole" the scissors, it'd actually be Janna doing the dirty work considering she's now super worried for her (and, y'know, she has Marco's house keys).

>>91155879
No GPS or other navigational/comms equipment either. Magic High Council beings also capable of self flight and may act as AA assets... Mewnian force fields also may be present for HVTs...

>>91155890
>nuke mewni
>surviving mewmans invent shitty cartoons
Bad idea

>>91155948
That guy and girl remind me of Marco and Star for some reason. The guy watching looks like an anon.

>>91155832
Your question is inherently wrong, as it implies that the kingdom on Mewni can be conquered with drones, consider more carefully your questions next time.

>>91155879
humans don't even need drones, they already have ridiculously long-range artillery and guns magic wont do shit

Marco awkwardly rubs lotion on Jackies back then goes to get her a hot dog. Marco gets distracted and spends a couple hours building a giant sand castle wiith Star. Episodes ends with Jackie buried in sand at night.

>>91155994
your face is inherently wrong

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>>91155872
star fan asks another storyboarder if they think Marco is bi or not, storyboarder responds with, "I don't know, maybe??? We storyboaders don't really get to decide on those kinds of things but I'm pretty sure Marco is bike-sexual" and then Sabrina comes OUT OF NOWHERE in the notes and declares all characters are bi forever.

She's probably just having a laugh but it was a weird thing to see. But then of course a certain someone takes it as gospel and starts spreading it around as the holy word. But that's just tumblr for you.

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>>91153491
In my opinion, best is blue outfit with that loose concert tee worn over it. I literally cannot cum when jacking off anymore unless there is at-least one instance of concert Star somewhere on the screen

>>91155832
The real question is how many to conquer their hearts and minds

>>91155832
>conquer
Drones can defeat militaries (and once should suffice to kill the most royal families and militaries), but you need boots on the ground to "conquer" a place.

marcodiazisatransgirl

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>>91155796
I really like them. Alot. Make more. Alot more.

If short-hair Star ever becomes canon I will howl like an owl and slap my nonexistant grandniece in the kidneys

>>91156001
Dimensional portal into your base, killing your dudes, wut? Now we have ur artillery, tho we know fuck all what to do with it. Hekapoo alone could ruin their day with her clones and teleporting.

>>91156098
>dimensional portal to human military base
>they shoot you on sight and take your scissors

>>91156001
It all depends on how good the magically summoned armor the queen equips her forces with, and how durable the average mewman is. River has pulled off some ridiculous feats of strength and taken an amazing amount of punishment. Put him in some magic, space marine tier plate and human soldiers would have a very bad time.

Do you think Ludo's gonna be okay in the end?

>>91155479
Because she is a big fucking autist. That's why.

>>91156013
>>
>>91155865

>>91155796
>whole grain
more like WHORE grain amirite

>>91155865
Star would, at one point, get swallowed by a whale and later blasted out of the blowhole, as is inevitable for cartoon episodes taking place near the ocean

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>>91155969
just get the CIA to install a puppet then.

>>91156141
Toffee will get his own body back and Ludo will join team Star halfway through the season

>>91156037
I swear this Sabrina woman is going to be the Zuke of the SvE crew, and hopefully will get juked accordingly.

Luckily I haven't seen any of this drama on my dash yet, so maybe it's not such a big thing.

>>91156141
Ludo's already dead.

>>91156141
No.

Is Star the Dio of this story?

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>you're at the pool
>Jackie comes up behind you and pins you to the wall
>she starts fumbling with your trunks
>she whispers "Just let it happen!"
What do?

>>91156254
Look for Star and make out with her.

>>91156222
honestly I like how unlike some other shows there's no single board team on Star that's got people going "ugh, not these guys"

>>91156141
I hope so...

>>91156209
What use would ludo be without a wand? He's fucking incompetent.

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how does the Butterfly kingdom maintain so much racial heterogeneity? Or is intermarriage discouraged there?

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>marco will pick either the skater with a disgusting ear or the permaflat bug princess and not the milf which is the objectively and subjectively best girl in the series

>>91156268
This

Fatties get out

>>91156297
>Ludo
>incompetent
Even without the wand he's competent.
Like Star he'll have to learn to dip down

>>91156301
>how does the Butterfly kingdom maintain so much racial heterogeneity
same with nazi germany since the butterfly kingdom is nazi germany

>>91156301
Arent these just boarders like most background characters?

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>>91156268
>a hot skater girl tries to rape me
I'd just roll with it.

>>91156306
>vertical incest
KYS

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>>91156306
This show isn't for you friendo. Go watch The Loud House.

>>91156268
I say nothing because she is a cartoon character that doesn't exist.

>>91156297
Have you watched Ludo in the Wild? He's surprisingly competent when push comes to shove.

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>>91156306
It's not fair

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>>91153778
i think you mean like a cinnabun

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>>91156222
>hopefully will get juked accordingly

I should hope not, her and Amelia's episodes were some of the best of Season 2.

>>91156369
>implying shota milf is not the purest form if love

>>91156223
What makes you think that?

>>91156435
How would you feel about making out with your own mother, anon?

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>>91153967
>>91153983

Hi Star!

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>>91156423
move aside Leia

>>91156453
that'd be nasty
good thing these are all fictional characters and I can fap with a clear conscience

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

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>>91156453
already did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBmimrLcSv0

>>91155966
Plus if anyone steals something that important from Marco it'd have to be Janna. Ducking gypsys man

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>>91156477
>girl
>using magic
>showing legs

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JANNA IS BEAUTIFUL!

Do you think the Loo Witches on Moomi are real?

>>91156469
>projecting your hidden incesteous desires onto innocent cartoon characters
>clear conscience
Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>91156511
DESIGNATED

SHITTING

CORNFIELDS

>>91155719
Gee! Thanks!
>Takes bite
>Lets the chunk of brownie sit in the mouth
Star, next time you attempt to make weed brownies and drug an anon with them, don't use literal weeds from the yard.

>>91156509
Janna is a beautiful transpyrson!

>>91156222
Nefcy's iron grip on the story will not allow a Zuke to derail the show.

>>91156223
Delete this

>>91156514
>projecting your insecurities onto others with armchair psychology
Uhh... try again sweeite

>>91156509
FLAT A SHIT
A SHIT

>>91156223
You lie. He's fine. He's going to make through this.

>>91156509
I want to use Janna's flat chest as a cutting board.

>>91156477
>>91156497
>Marco: He has good inside him!
>Star: Monsters(read: muslims) are inherently evil!

Marco is not going to look for Star immediately. He'll take a night to process everything thats happened. In the meantime Hekapoo comes to and recalls all the scissors for the safety of Mewni. Marco wakes up the next day to find the scissors gone.

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>>91155719
Thank you, sweetheart!

>>91156651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeejAcQePQA

Literally what did Nefcy mean by this?

>>91154036
Wouldn't every spoonful melt before it reaches her mouth because fire?

>>91156668
She's dead, you dumbass.

>>91156668
>Marco wakes up the next day to find the scissors gone.

He immediately turns on Jackie and Janna, blaming them for the missing scissors.

>>91156693
Marco has to blow out her fire just so she can eat

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>>91153746