/co/ quick you have to pretend to be my mom to Connie's mom

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>>91152153
Fuckin' streetshitters get out of my country. REEEEEEEE!

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>>91152153
Sorry. I panicked.

"The children have joined a gang and are holding me at gunpoint. I'm sorry, I couldn't stop them"

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>>91152153
Sorry, /co/'s busy, but she can take over briefly.

>>91152153
Is it true Indians shit in streets?

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>>91152153
MILF
I
L
F

>>91152153
"your daughter is a nigger and i dont want her near my house again"

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>>91152238

>>91152153
Mrs Mashawarma, I fucked your dog.

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>>91152153
Ill gove you money if you take out your tits

>>91152243
>>91152279

It's too soon for another one of these threads after the last one. They are a gift and must be given sparingly. Be patient anons, in due time.....
I plan on making one when I get around to writing that "Steven possesses Priyanka" fic that was discussed in the thread.

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"oh, u-um, i-im mom universe, t-the children are p-playing with swords i-im sorry if you dont like t-that"

>>91152153
The children are playing with horses.
Sorry, I meant that are fucking the horses.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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>>91152153
Warlord speaking.

Fuck Connie's parents, they're not good parents. I am rude as shit to them.

"Hey, Connies Mom, my laptop's wifi won't enable, any ideas?"

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>>91152153

>>91153757
Cont.? Link also pls

>>91152153
"Sorry, Steven's used to our durable Gem bodies. Your daughter's throat and pelvis have sustained injury. Steven tells me you're a healer though so you should be able to make sure the damage isn't permanent."

>>91154132
Steven can heal whatever Connie's mom can do in a matter of minutes. Her butthurt secretly comes from the fact that her daughters adolescent boyfriend invalidates her job with nothing but his own hamburger infested saliva.

>>91152153
Sup, who did my faggot son fuck in the ass this time?

>>91153757
>Steven quick, FUCK me!

>>91152419
That sounds very interesting anon, I hope I don't miss it.

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>>91152153
MA'AM THANK GOODNESS YOU CALLED

THE KIDS HAVE UNCOVERED SOMETHING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING

>>91154192
>Steven's jizz has the same effect as his spit
>repairs connie's Hymen every time they fuck
>she'll forever be his virgin curry cunny

>>91152419
You best write a scene where Steven has to play doctor, and tries to cure a guy's ear ache with a wet Willie, only to realize he doesn't have his powers.

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>>91152153
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOywn1qArI

why do you struggle, steven?

>>91155060
Rose Quartz is a monster.

>>91154781
Thanks, glad to hear

>>91155461
That's absolutely brilliant, I'll try to see if that can get worked in somehow despite it being her day off work. She was supposed to take Connie shopping.

>>91152206
>Hello... this is Mom Universe.
>Yes, the children are fusing.
>Sorry, fucking.
>They're coming. Oh no. They are pregnant.
>Don't call again.

>>91152153
ROCK PEOPLE

>>91158634
DON'T

>>91152153
I fucked your whore daughter and made my faggot son watch. They both have gonorrhea now, bye.

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>>91158990
Sorry I panicked.
>Seriously tho get checked

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>>91152153
Hello my toilet worshipping STREETSHITTING keklet, mom universe speaking, the kids are having a shitpost fest, I meant to say a shitpost meme war here on teh 4chan, I have b& & V& your daughter at least 5 times this morning for derailing several threads here.

Oh, oh, excuse me, STEVEN, STOP POSTING /SUG/ GENERALS THEY ARE OFF SEASON YOU FAGGOT.

CONNY STOP CRYING, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOUR WAIFUS A SHIT!

OH, yes yes, scuse me.

...

THEY ARE DEAD! DON'T EVER CALL ME, OR MY DEAD LEADER'S SON, EVER, AGAIN.

*CLANG*

I'm sorry steven, I panicked and then I sperged out harder than that time Pearl threw that chair into the middle of the room.

*chair clattering*

YO HOLD THE FUC-

>>91152178
But what if they've pre-ordered Fallout 4?

>>91152206
>Don't call again
Why is Garnet such a bitch?

>>91159929
TOTAL DIVA

>>91152243
sauce?

>>91152343
>not brazzzers

>>91160161


put on byras xcuz u dont seen like girl to me jusr litt weuil hadr

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>>91152153
Hello?

>>91152153
Stop trying to scam me out of my money by pretending to be microsoft support you fucking poo in the loos.

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Hello steven fags. im definently not a su fan. im an ad fag and i come here to show you slap chop.

>>91152153
I'm glad your daughter is showing interest in my son, for a second i thought I'd have to beat the gay out of him

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Mr. Khan I think your daughter and my boy make a really good couple and she's just the thing to cure him of the gay I tell you hwat

>>91160837
Tell me more!

>>91152206
Did this actually happen in the show? Does literally everyone in the show have autism?

"My fat little turd of a son (he's adopted, I just want to make that clear) is trying to get sexual with your daughter. On the one hand I'm sorry you're having that mental image now, but on the other hand I'm just relieved Steven isn't gay."

>>91162781
watch the show, :^)

>>91162781
Well, she's the physical gestalt of two lesbian alien stones given corporeal form via hardlight projections, and known for having an isolationist view of contact with humanity.

So yeah, little awkward.

>>91160837
don't just promise slap chop and not deliver

>>91153757
> that thousand yard stare
beautiful

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Whoa, sorry about that. Looks like some weirdo got a hold of my phone for a second there. Well don't let those freaks bother you, your child, [spoler]penis. Penis penis penis penis penis.[/spoiler]

>>91152153
"Yes. Steven and Connie are fine. Off-model, but they should be fine."

*2 min. later*

"Their faces have distorted further."

HELLO

IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

>>91162781
>>91163402
First season Garnet was fun.
Now she's the wise mother figure. Bleh.

>>91159929
>Why is Garnet such a bitch?
Well, she's the physical embodiment of two people's obsessive love for each other, so she can be very self-absorbed, aloof, and prone to hostility. Basically, it's because she's based.

>>91165227
>based
you must be 18+ to post on 4chan

>>91165227
None of those negative aspects of her make her based.

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>>91152153
Garnet looked better with her this type of hair.

>>91165215
I liked her as both. Now she she just hides away so the new characters can take the spotlight, and only shows up when someone needs a fusion guru.

>>91159784
This was improved 1000-fold by reading it in her voice

>>91168409
Thank you fampai, it does so indeed.

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>>91152153
>"Yes, Dr. Maheswaran? It's me."
>"Yeah, I'm Steven's mother. Long story."
>"So, I was thinking of scheduling another appointment. When are you available?"
>"10 o'clock tonight? Fine by me."
>"Your place or mine?"

>>91160837

So you are telling me, I can chop and slice and dice and chop my vegetables like carrots and even ONIONS with this machine WITHOUT NEEDING A POWER OUTLET??
You are drunk, clearly such a magnificient device does ot exist!

>>91168869
Is this a new meme or something?

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>>91168409
>mfw

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Tonight...

You.

>>91167812
Fusion guru is definitely her worst persona.

>>91162684
forty keks

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I WON'T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT

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>Connie's bleeding and it won't stop.
>She needs what?

>>91152206
Holy fuck awesome, if only SU was always looking like this

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>>91152153
"There's a perfectly logical explanation for why his fingers smell like pussy..."

>>91152153
>puts cigarette out on Steven's arm

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>>91152153
"I don't really give a shit about all of that, I just wonder why you're dressing my little girl like Gohan!"

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Okay, so if I understand it, if you hurt a gem too badly, the mass of their body is destroyed explosively (poof) and their consciousness retreats back to their gem.

>>91172179
we couldve dressed her like yamcha if you wanted a target on her back...

>>91153757
nothing is more fun than fucking random hoes with your girlfriend.

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>>91152153
Did I ever tell you about my first kill, Mrs Maheswaran? No?

>>91175396
>nothing is more fun than fucking your girlfriend's mom with your girlfriend.
Fixed

and I agree

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>Id like to place a order for delivery

>>91162781
That is actually a moment where she is great and when the show was great

>>91153228
salty

>>91152153
Oh Connie! Your mouth is so warm on my FUTA DICK! Hope you like cum.

Sorry, I panicked.

>>91152206
Back when it was good.

>>91152178
/co/, not /v/.

>>91175881
>I thought violence would be the answer
Garnet's joke were fucking awesome.

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>>91152153
>wah wah wah

>>91171105
I love whoever made this.

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>Yeah hello, mom speaking...
>Yeah mom steven, are you deaf? Am I not clear enough or are you one of the slow ones?
>Connie? Who is... Oh you mean the little girl! Yeah little girl is here too..
>So she has parents huh? I thought she was homeless or something, she showed up one day and now shes always here, I was thinking on asking her for rent or something, you know cuz she eats and stuff aint free, right?
>So you should feed her before sending her here you know? We already got enough with little Stevo and his appetite...
>Yeah no worries its alright, we are all about helping the weak and poor and all that
>And man does she looks weak and poor hehe
>Haha Yeah exactly
>Alright nice talking to you human woman, until next time
"hangs Up"
>Mom Connie sounds like a not so disappointing Life form!
>Anyway she said she wants Connie to leave the house and never come back here... Wonder what she meant with that

>>91152153
theres 8 threads of SU right now
fucking stop

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