Spider-Woman #17 (FINAL ISSUE) Storytime

>>91146955
I'm surprised this went as long as it did

>>91146955
Storytime of Hopelessness.

>>91146955
DING DONG
THE WITCH IS DEAD

>>91147100
Oh god this writing gave me cancer.

>>91146998
>>91147033
>Carol helping throw a party for her crush's boyfriend
YAAS KEKQUEAN

>>91147062
who is the giant woman? Is that supposed to be She-Hulk? Did they color her wrong?

>>91147175
Damn, Sam got old.

>>91147210
>nobody hears this shit.
>jen doesnt even check on the baby
Recton this shit now.

>>91147175
>old Sam
>Songbird with folded wings
Marvel editorial everybody!

>>91147254
>>91147175
damn natasha's got more chill than a wine cooler

>>91147254
Black widows such a bitch

>>91147175
>parties in issue 1 and the last issue

poetry

>>91147254
>and Clint used to be a thief
Yes, and the redhead bitch, right here, used to be an assassin

>>91147254

Goddamn, Nat.

how the fuck am i supposed to be reading roger's lines

he keeps saying boyo like an irish stereotype but saying chillax like ryan north is his role model

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And that's the end of that.

Stopped reading a couple issues in, is this just Hopeless and his wife self-inserting?

>>91147033
That's the face of a girl getting cucked.

Glad it ended. Marvel was publishing too much comfy female lead books, and they are all the same.

And I'm pretty sure Jessica has STDs, since she fucked every superhero and supervillain out there. She shouldn't have a kid.

>>91147593
While I'm glad to see Songbird, she's currently a fugitive.
Also Jennifer? Current Jennifer Walters at a party? Where the Hulk-Killer is invited too?

>>91147254
SAVAGE

>>91147690
Spider Woman was a lot better than stuff like Hellcat, Squirrel GIrl, Wasp, or Ms Holy Menstruations

So, who was the father? It's a bit late and i have to go to bed so i cant read the issue.
Also i dropped the book like 10 issues ago

>>91147628
Yes. That became glaringly obvious pretty early on, but they dropped all pretense with this issue.

>>91147745
but worst than Silk, Spider Gwen, Moon girl or Wolverine

>>91147760
>who was the father?
Anonymous sperm donor

> i dropped the book like 10 issues ago
This was revealed in like issue 5.

>>91147803
I'll give you the others, but this was better than Spider-gwen.

>>91147155
>crush
You mean her daughter?

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>>91147686
>when you fly out to space so your alien buddies can whip you up a batch of artificial sperm so you can swap it for the sperm your friend got from the fertility clinic during her baby-crazy phase so you can knock her up then be there for her during the pregnancy and birth so she'll finally realize that the two of you should be together then you swoop in at a dramatic moment to save her life but she's already making out with this Chad

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>>91147254

wtf i love bitch widow now

>>91147808
I guess the issues were 13 then, i should have endured, but i didnt. Oh well

>>91147745
>>91147803
Why are this books all the fucking same?

The only female books that aren't comfy are Jessica Jones and Elektra, and maybe Wolverine.

All the others are written by the same ghost writer.

>>91147887
>The only female books that aren't comfy
And Black Widow which ended today.

>>91146955
Why is Jessica Drewso boring?

>>91147887
>Wolverine
Nah. Laura is just a regular teenage superhero now with a little sister and an adorable pet Wolverine.

>>91147996
Written by Hopeless.

And she's still not making out with Carol Danvers.

>>91147987
It was a golified artbook for Samee. It was meh and the same old 'red room bullshit'

if they want to spice things up have a team up with Loki with them both being agents in their own spy agency

>>91147145
Him displaying venom blast powers implies he isn't the one that went on to be Spiderman in Mayday's time. But it's not conclusive.

>>91147312
that dude in the middle should just dick down both those broads

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>>91147593
Carol, stop! There's plenty of lesbian fish in the sea!

Have we ever found out who's the father of the child?

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>>91148179
she's way ahead of you.

>>91147710
Seriously. Im confused to why Clint was there chillin.
Oh well.

>>91148248
She went to the sperm bank and got a turkey baster.
No father because Hopeless didnt want to write a real story

But it wont matter because hes got an ex villian as his stepdad.

>>91147254
Is anyone going to hold it against me that I'm glad it's Spiderman that is pro rehabilitation?

>>91147593
Tony is in a coma. Editorial at work.

>>91147710
Take it as this happens in the near future.
You're expecting them to be coherent with each other book time wise, but that's not how comics work anymore.

>Ghost Rider is over
It could have been good, sad to see it go before Robbie could actually be the main character in his own book

>Spider-Woman is dead
Thank fuck.

>>91148758

>when the alcoholism is so strong you get out of your coma just to drink a few

>>91147710
It's not like any of this is canon anyway, anon.

>>91147745
Yeah I think the guy self inserting is lame but.. goddamn if it's not cute. Why could Roger just be the dad instead of the stupid donor shit no one would ever do randomly like this?

>>91146955
The only thing that I've gotten from this series is that Jessica Drew is a goddamn moron who makes terrible decisions, if that's what Hopeless set out for then he did a great job.

>>91148758
Could be girl we don't care about.

>>91148758
We sure that's not Riri? Her armor does look almost identical to Tony's

>>91147175
This is like when Steve was dating Damomdback, every Avenger was judging mainly because she wasn't good enough for him.

>>91148511
no
the thing about gauntlet that broke his heart his was nearly every villain in it had come so close to rehabilitating only for the kravinofs to drag them back in

Another mediocre book bites the dust. Thank god.

>>91150340
face is pale and has a few pixels suggesting facial hair

Dammit I really liked this book

>>91147033
Aww I liked him when he was shaven.

>>91148961
This

>>91147145
When will heroes learn to put power inhibitors on their kids at a young age?

Come on, we know 616 has them and uses that tech in prisons.

>>91146998
Jess is cute! CUTE!

>>91150291
>>91150340
Unless Marvel made the unexpected step to give Riri vitiligio, I think its Stark.

>>91149558
>When Hopeless manages to write Spider-Woman accurately just by making her his wife

>>91154983
This sadly.

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>>91146955
You know, there's something familiar about this guy. Something about this situation that reminds me of something.

Don't know what it is, though.

>>91148758
AI Tony just got like a cheap Tony Stark mask to fill the inside of his helmet.

>>91148396
This all raises questions about the standard of sperm banks and fertility clinics in cape comics. Do they treat powers as an illness or a special category that costs more? How many villains would jack in a cup for money and probably a sense of villainy if the later were the case? What if the dad was her enemy?

From the woman's side any one irl would probably turn her away because her life is too unstable for a kid.

I love jessica... she can't catch a break
GREAT ART............with fucking Hopeless on writing duties
fuck

the father should have been Carol.

>>91146955
It's over. It's finally over. Thank you Anon for storytiming.

>>91148511
He always has been pro rehabilitation. Just look at his history with his villains.

>Sandman became a hero for a long time, which while initially hesitant, approved of when he knew it wasn't a con.
>Once Norman lost his memory of being the Goblin, he told the police the Goblin died in hopes that Norman could live a supervillain-free life
>Was all on board to getting Harry help
>Has shown remorse multiple times when his enemies/former enemies suffer personal losses or depression

Peter is a stand-up guy, and he's always had that tinge for hoping everyone has some form of humanity in them.

>>91148770
>Take this as if it never happened, because it didn't. No one will ever mention it again.

>>91147822
I dunno. The worst offense I can give Gwen is that it's dull, but the ideas aren't that bad. Spider-Woman was bad fron the get go.

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>>91159818
This

>>91159818
Who is the father?

>>91159870
He's kinda on the fence when it comes to Eddie Brock

>>91160769
>>91147835

>>91147254
>That loser was a circus sharpshooter once
>At least I got high gigs by murdering people

>>91147033
Carol's face and the way she's described here at least are good.
Everything else in this issue felt like your average romcom movie except with slapstick humor with the baby part. Natasha albeit funny felt out of character and the whole party makes no sense considering that Jessica has barely interacted with half the people there (also Clint and Jennifer both being present is stupid)

>>91146955
I don't really keep up with Spider-Woman. So is it bad that I completely forgot about the baby after the pregnancy arc?

>>91149120
>Why could Roger just be the dad instead of the stupid donor
Because in that case you can retcon that shit.

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>>91147562
>Invisible Window Sill Man

>>91160913
Fuck off you weirdo shippers.

>>91147284
This is reaching bad webcomic levels of art quality.
Gods, what were they thinking?

>>91147407
Please make it stop.

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>>91166001

>>91147593
What a great comic that truly doesn't feel like it was written based off Hopeless' own daily life.

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>>91166197
I mean, ultimately, not only did Dennis Hopeless give Spider-Woman a child in an incredibly retarded plot because he and his wife had recently had children, but he wrote himself into the comic as her supportive boyfriend? Is that what happened here?

>>91166266
What an utterly hopeless man.
Seriously why didn't he take a pen name? I almost fell sorry for him, I can't even imagine how much he was bullied at school

>>91166355
Hopeless IS a pen name.

>>91147033
So is this guy okay with raising another man's baby?

>>91166266
Marv Wolfman would be proud

>>91166404
Is it? Are you sure? I've never seen proof of the contrary...
I can't see a writer chosing the name "hopeless" unless he makes horror comics.

>>91166266
>his self-insert looks exactly like him
what do you think he told the artist.

>>91166266
Jesus fuck.

>>91166266
Why do comic book writers do creepy shit like this so much?

>>91146955
wait that guy isnt dead?

>>91147055
it had teh porcupine, it could go for another ten issues on him alone

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>>91167455

>>91167644
that was a strange time in Shulk's life

>>91166458
I actually gave up on the book before this goof appeared so I had no idea he'd written himself into it.

I mean that exit >>91147593
>Thank you all so, so, so much for letting me date my comic waifu

>>91160636
The kid is going to stay.
As is Porcupine.

You will see, anon.

>>91147175
>Sam and Songbird talking

DO IT SAM, GO IN

>>91147794
Wow, that's TWICE now he's done that.

God this guy is a shit.

>>91169207
What was the other book he did it on?

>>91169242
Avengers Arena/Undercover.

Anachronism is totally his teenage wish fulfillment fantasy.

>>91169242
Sex Criminals. Or am I thinking of someone else?

>>91169358
Sex Criminals is Zdarsky and Fraction.

>>91167430

Autism.

>>91167430
>>91169433

And hackitis.

>>91147593

Rude!

>>91168618
But who gives a fuck about Jessica?

>>91169844
Caroljess shippers?

>>91166444

People raise step-kids all the time, anon. It's not that different.

>>91168797
>Sam, you must make Melissa into your Dick Rider

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>>91169844
I loved Supernatural Jess and ultimate version. Modern jess not soo much.

>>91166444

You have to get off /pol/.

>>91166444
>So is this guy okay with raising another man's baby?
Well he ditched his own kid to chase after Spider-Woman pussy so he's obviously not right in the head.

>>91169978
Conveniently forgotten, wasn't it?

I love how bad that arc was.

I mean, if you switch the genders of the villains in it, it becomes completely monstrous. But because Hopeless doesn't understand that reversing a sexist situation doesn't make it feminist, we have a perfect example of "Cool Motive, Still Murder."

> read the last four issues for based Hobgoblin.
> Hopeless suddenly starts writing him as if he's Phil Urich.

Figures. Hopeless truly is a hopeless writer.

>>91166266

Holy fuck.

>>91169855
Honestly dont even think those exist. >>91169883
So you dont love Jess

>>91147503
>Peter still hasn't learned its a bad idea to web sling people like that

>>91158228
>Marvel copying DC again
so when are they going to kill them in a car crash?

>>91170238
>So you dont love Jess
I do but modern Jess is boring.