Hello there anon, care for some shampagin?

>>91143823
Was Zapp a PUA?

>>91144042
Surprisingly yes, but women in futurama had low standards

>>91143823
Wow, I never knew you were such a coin a sewer

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>>91144157
ugh...good one sir....

>>91144108
True.
>Amy - 3 times
>Leela - 3 times
>LaBarbara
>Mom

To be fair there are no Futurama men you aren't wimps.(Maybe Bender or Calculon)

>>91144289
Probably more too

Kif is pretty competent and tough despite his betaness

Even the fucking professor and zoidberg get girls.

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>>91143823
Nah, I'm good Zapp my man.

>>91144485
>Kif is pretty competent and tough despite his betaness

He has no literally spine.

The Prof was a nerd even when he was young.

I like Zoidbergs GF. He deserved that after 6 seasons.

Hermes is also ok(boring but super competent & smart & a limbo athlete) but no Barbados Slim.

>>91144707
>He has no literally spine
I mean He has literally no spine

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>>91144629
Please anon, I'm so miserable! The life of a sexy space captain is truly lonesome!