ITT: Cute strips people do about themselves.
>>91142202
some say the pipe strip is but a work of fiction, but I tend to disagree. for something so appealing to human mind, so beautifully sophisticated and simple at the same time, so masterfully done surely must have been inspired by actual, real life events. maybe Davis' cat actually stole his pipe once and it was so tragic for him that he sublimated by making an emotional rollercoaster of a stip based on his own feelings? we may never know. but we may guess.
>>91142202
What are some strips that involve the creator being a Chad and having a positive outlook on life?
>>91142202
>this comic, despite being completely innocuous is going to trigger many of /co/s resident autists.
>>91142202
>>91142568
>look i get scared of le scary stories on the internetos and bc of that i dont want to leave my room at night so funny
>>91142384
I don't get it
Can anyone provide me with a quick rundown?
>>91143274
Search for "Lasanga Cat" on Youtube.
>>91142202
>ITT: Cute strips people do about themselves.
That's like 80% of artists with a fucking Tumblr. Diary comics are cancer.
>>91142568
I hate them because I absolutely despise twee quirky childishness. Usually because they're created by dull people who lead dull lives you don't want to hear about.
>>91142475
None, because Chads are too busy attending important business meetings and going to parties every weekend to make webcomics.
>>91142202
Is the joke that she breaks the fourth panel and sees me?
>>91142202
a lot of people deride work like this as self-indulgent modern lowest-denominator shit without substance, and they have a point, but.. it's still inherently enjoyable and I never get tired of it, right up to the point where it gets political
nikkinacks
>>91143274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
>>91142202
>Ask people to post cute comics
>They start raving about their insecurities
Here you go, OP.
>>91149224
>sarah scribbles cute
most be hard being born with no taste anon-kun
>>91149224
>People should praise me for my mistakes
>>91150624
Why does a woman going without shaving her legs have to be considered a "mistake?" Who gets to decide that for them?
>>91150755
Fuckers who have to look at the fucking things.
>>91149224
>>91142202
Why are women so fucking BORING?
>>91150755
Anyone who isn't a stupid fucking faggot. I bet you want them having gross hairy armpits too.
>>91142202
>>91149224
Did you expect anything else from a board full of adults who read comics and watch cartoons all day?
/co/ is just /r9k/-lite.
>>91150892
See this is one thats good because it's an interesting person making a cute comic about their interesting life.
>>91149224
>>91142202
These are fucking birthday cards. Dime a dozen mindless trash
Could be worse I guess, they could also be trans in addition to being narcissists
>>91142202
>>91151143
I wouldn't say teaching English to Japanese school children is a particularly interesting life.
>>91151307
o realy? are you doin something thats more intersting than that?
>>91151143
God i bet you are absolutely no fun anywhere. like the type of person you don't want to bring around your other friends or in public because you're just so embarrassing
>>91151361
Sound logic there.
>>91142475
Least I Could Do
>>91151377
He's literally right though. Way too many of these comics are the same generic "Haha, look how QUIRKY AND AWKWARD I am! I'm afraid of the dark, I can't talk to people normally, haha! Look how cuh-razy my life is!"
>>91151361
I sodomize goats for quite a few bucks in a woodland shack in Tennessee.
>>91150892
>i almost broke some kids fingers trying to protec my anus
ony in japan folks
>>91151475
>straight porn
This is statistically inaccurate.
>>91151422
And why does this bother you so much?
>>91150755
The mistake is thinking people should praise, validate, ridicule, or care about the random shit you do.
It's your decision, and you can either deal with the consequences or you can change.
awful lot of social retards itt
>>91151518
i know we use the word degenerate a lot in this site but if someone actualy qualify as one is the god damn autor of american elf
>>91151422
. And I know I'm right because as I was typing this post >>91151475 this was posted and I know for a FACT that KateOrDie is a complete fucking narcissistic cunt who is totally incapable of getting over herself. Instead of creating characters and a world and something that requires fucking effort, they just manufacture boring facebook shit for teens.
>>91151377
>Oh wow look at me be mildly awkward or gross, like forgetting to shave my legs! HOW QUIRKY
>I like trendy shows about sci-fi because I'm such a nerd
>It sure is convenient I draw myself in a way that's super cute and not greasy or fat
If you want to do this sort of humor right, you gotta go exaggerate, like Ronnie or Dan Kim. It helps that they're funny and not afraid of this level of self-deprecation.
>>91151485
>>91151475
Why is every 2-bit webcomic artist nowadays either a bohoo-faggots or awkward janes?
>>91151586
Okay, you're right. We get it.
Calm down.
>>91151572
he has a wife, 2 children, and an eisner, idk how that makes him a degenerate
>>91151475
I still put the volume low on porn because I have a natural fear of someone hearing/walking in on me
I'm a silent fapper I try to leave no evidence
>>91151628
I feel the same way about you, but I don't let it bother me.
>>91151540
Because it gets old and dull rather quickly. Read one "OMG I'M SO QUIRKY" comic you've read them all.
What would make a good diary comic?
>>91149224
So in her mind a "good" relationship is one in which the guy enables her to continue being a slob with poor personal hygiene?
>>91151679
Not making one
>>91151663
it's the opposite of quirkiness, it's mundane observational humor. you're supposed to relate to them because they are incredibly common depictions of incredibly normal stuff. but lack of empathy is a common symptom of autism
>>91151661
oof, cringe. You must be a very lame person to think thats a real neat thing to type out
>>91151663
Oh, well I think I have a solution for you.
Hear me out, this is going to sound crazy at first.
Have you tried just, not reading them?
>>91151634
maybe the fact that he play tongle wars with his kids or the fact that he love his son genitals becuse they are realy soft
>>91151699
I don't. I'm explaining why I don't read these kind of comics. Not a very hard concept to grasp.
>>91151698
Sorry, my friend, just a bit of bantz.
>>91151685
Come on now, surely this is a challenge worthy of /co/'s intellect.
>>91151727
That's fine and all, but it seemed less like explaining and more impotent rage.
>>91151699
>Have you tried just, not reading them
literally figuratively totally completely unironically not a fucking argument. Fuck you faggot don't deny my right to criticize. Fuck your faggot safe space and accept the fact it's generic shit and people with an interest in more stimulating, interesting content are going to hate the bullshit you make.
>>91151679
simplicity
>>91151739
Make it about you wanting to fuck everyanimalyou see in daily life.
>>91150892
Does this imply Mary got her butt fingered by kid? Thats kinda lewd
>>91151762
And theeeeeeere we go. You're either a woman or you argue like one. Either way your opinion means nothing and you should return to /sug/
>>91151811
you're seeking out things that you don't like, then bitching about them. now you get called on it, and you cry like a baby about your rights to be a complete retard. eat a dog dick
>>91151811
Stop pretending to be other people.
>>91151699 ain't you, it's me.
>>91151831
http://www.marycagle.com/letsspeakenglish/117-at-eye-level
It definitely seems to get the kids' attention
>>91151660I too do this, but such discussion is forbidden on /co/ due to our contrarian tendencies.
>>91151609
>nowadays
Do you really not know how long Dan Kim has been at this?
>>91151878
Didn't she start drawing pornography?
>>91150895
>/co/ is just /r9k/-lite.
Nigga what are talking about /co/ is considered one the most normie boards on 4chan, people here are between neet and normalfag, everyone hates this board
>>91151872
I don't know who you are, stranger, but you'd best stop pretending to be me, if you know what's good for ya!
>>91151854
nigger faggot this thread was the first thing that came up when I came to /co/ I come to discuss things and this was the first thing that grabbed me as something I could have a discussion about. I'm not personally sending messages and emails to the creators of these webcomics telling them what I think so why don't YOU fuck off out of MY discussion that IM trying to have? im not seeking out shit you ape its being placed infront of me and im choosing to participate you're the fucking loser stick in the mud that actually enjoys this facebook normie shit
>>91151938
Shit. I got found out. Sorry.
>>91151956
Dude, calm down.
You're getting upset about random people on the Internet.
>>91151911
>Dan will never be inspired and motivated again
>Dan will never be happy
>>91151981
>>91151938
>>91151981
Hmm, I reckon I can accept your apology, but you're gonna have to prove it's sincere first, if ya know what I mean.
>>91152002
What happened to him?
>>91151699
>You shouldn't criticize something if you don't like it
What?
>>91151911
He only got bought up to attention recently. And "sad life" comics everywhere now.
>>91151992
Ignore the guy flipping his shit. He's just a troll pretending to be someone else.
>>91151956
the things you did today were dumb and you deserve to be shamed for them
>>91151938
Nice shopped image.
>>91152014
I don't get it.
Are you implying we are the same person?
>>91152038
>recently
Oh so you're underage, that's ok I guess
>>91152049
oh this is really enlightening, turns out /co/ actually is the starting point of all the tumblr faggots who don't understand how the internet functions.
>>91152030
He's the weeaboo most of us only joke about being.
>>91152113
It's pretty clear how your autism functions, at least.
Maybe this is more up to /co/'s speed.
>>91152059
>>91152049
im bored of you
please dont continue using this website you fundamentally dont understand how it works
>>91151959
>>91152163
You're not the brightest crayon in the box are you?
>>91151475
You could always do that with headphones and a room to yourself, you no-talent loser
>>91152170
What the fuck was that
>>91152163
lol
>>91152142
That's certainly something.
>>91152030
>>91152142
What the fuck is even going on here?
>>91152129
>>91152266
If I had to guess, Kelli and her friend go to tell Kelli's younger brothers that it's time for dinner. One of the brothers is naked for some reason, and Kelli's friend finds his genitals attractive. As Kelli leaves, the friend decides to try and woo the brother by showing him her bare bottom.
>>91151408
kek
true though
>>91152170
>prone bone
I didn't know he was a man of class.
>>91152266
Just found it so no idea.
>>91151959
Reminder that this man got an award.
Also reminder he legit looks like the joker irl.
>>91152205
I swear that's the best comic this thread and I'm being serious.
>>91152142
>>91152427
This style looks really familiar, but I can't place it.
>>91152427
Well dont stop there. Finish it.
>>91151377
Anonymous imageboards are where you vent this shit so you don't behave like this in public.
>>91152427
And now I have a why boner.
Goddamit.
>>91152427
>>>/ss/
>>91152487
>>91152510
>>91151679
R Crumb
>>91152353
>>91152353
>>91152617
That one goes first, and this ends it.
What in the fuck
>>91151680
while i acknowledge sarah scribbles is total shit, not shaving your legs isn't exactly "poor personal hygiene."
>>91152760
>Just pushes her out into the hallway with her pants down.
>>91151475
>>91151660
I turn off the sound because I don't wanna hear the cringy dialogue
>>91151660
>Finish masterbating
>Close like 20+ tabs
>>91152732
>>91152902
>>91152946
Weird
>>91152760
>>91152617
>>91152427
>>91152142
Alright, I'll bite since google search is giving me dip. The hell is this called?
>>91152902
>>91152946
>>91152976
DUDE, DELETE THIS
>>91152993
i hope the non who wasnt awere about this crep learned his lesson
>>91152986
World of Fizz. No idea why it's lewd though.
>>91152986
World of Fizz.It's not very good.
>>91153084
It's good.
It's good bait.
>>91142202
I'm not so sure how good a fit it is, but I've always found House Pets to be pretty cute.
>>91149224
This isn't cute or funny. This is fucking disgusting and retarded.
How the fuck do people like this shit?
>>91153319
I can relate.
I, too, didn't know I was a homosex until my best friend grabbed me and shoved her tongue down my throat.
>>91151911
what is the fucking joke
>>91153448
Sarcasm or not, it keeps going.
>>91142568
What the hell are people like you even doing here? Do you have to bitch about everything in this board, you passive aggressive cunt?
>>91153529
Oh, I wasn't being sarcastic. Was a true story.
I'm kind of digging the comic. The characters are pretty cute.
>>91142568
And your comment triggered even more of them.
>>91153518
Virtue signalling.
>everyone leaving to fug/to his gay friend.
This is so thirsty.
>>91153776
Thinking about both her kids doing the gay sex made her extra horny.
>>91151660
>masturbate to porn multiple times a day
>tfw finally go outside to check the mail and there's a package on your doorstep that wasn't there earlier in the day
Oh baby.
There's always been something weirdly intriguing about the world's that furries create. Especially a community of furfags.
They're worlds were
>everyone is beautiful, regardless of species, regardless of body type, everyone is seen as attractive
>likewise, everyone has sex. all the time. sex is spontaneous. sex is always satisfying. sex is always romantic to a degree and always means something, yet it's frequently just casual fucking.
>everyone is important. everyone you see, could basically be a protagonist of a shitty novel. Nobody is just there, everyone gets a piece of the limelight and a backstory.
>nearly everyone is good and nothing is bad or hurts.
I get that damn near every anime/comic/tabletop rpg functions like this to some degree, but the way furries handle it has always being the most weirdly intriguing way.
>Join Fox supremacy group
>Get laid
This is great
>>91142475
lawcomic?
>>91154030
>everyone is beautiful, regardless of species, regardless of body type, everyone is seen as attractive
>likewise, everyone has sex. all the time. sex is spontaneous. sex is always satisfying. sex is always romantic to a degree and always means something, yet it's frequently just casual fucking.
>everyone is important. everyone you see, could basically be a protagonist of a shitty novel. Nobody is just there, everyone gets a piece of the limelight and a backstory.
>nearly everyone is good and nothing is bad or hurts
Man, Aldous Huxley must really hate furries then.
Okay, this shit is getting weird now.
>>91154205
You're misunderstanding. I explicitly mean comics/worlds created by people who dress up in fursuits and converse online with other people who do the same.
Blacksad and Maus are comics with anthropomorphic animal characters. Not related to the sub-culture.
>>91154231
It's just Mom and Dad lol. He looks like his son here true that.
>>91154205
There's also that really edgy one with the death pit filled with the waste of other bodies that the guy likes to drown people in, and schoolshootter that goes to hell, or the one when we get the see the perspective of a fetus about to get aborted.
>>91154294
Oh, nevermind then.
Thought this was going somewhere very different.
>>91154205
>give them something to stare at
I hate this hackneyed over used line so much
>>91154308
Those are all by the same guy.
>>91154292
But then something like Jack or Better Days exist.
>>91154345
I know, it's just remembering that someone like him exists feels me with an odd mixture of disgust and joy.
>>91154308
Ahh, good old Jack.
The author is an interesting fellow.
>>91154350
Grim comics are outliers and created by a single person.
Unlike the weird communities formed, which are structured around having multiple "authors" and more characters. Which are what I'm explicitly talking about.
>>91154417
I know what you're going for, but it applies more to the subculture itself. After all is all about getting together and having a good time, pretty much.
>>91154518
yeah. the escapism aspect.
>>91153057
Are you the one who starts the weekly threads about this guy? You might have bigger issues than he does
I bet the author had a boner while drawing this.
>>91154671
I don't think I'd want details on someone screaming in the bathroom for a long period of time.
>>91154568
> weekly threads
i havent seen one in like 3 months also i just posted 2 strips
>>91154045
>tfw your little brother cucks your lesbian gf
Avant Garde.
>the joke: FEET LMAO
>>91155261
No one can resist the allure of /ss/
>>91155509
>Robert M Blake
>Later Robin M Blake
What are the odds, first Simpsons with Ozzy and Millie and Raine Dog and now this could be another MtF dude.
>>91153529
The flannel and the quick ponytail's a big tip-off, lady. Like the boy who keeps painting his room pink, wearing pastel colors, and putting cute girl figurines on his desk, your parents get the hint.
Not even the mom is safe
>>91154671
I bet the author's a straight-up yuri fanboy. Do the gay boys get some actual attention, or is it all lesbian foxes?
>>91155914
I'm at 196, nothing yet, for now.
>>91154205
>Blacksad
>furry
you fucking take that back
>>91156095
It has furry animals.
I sense cucking in the distance.
>>91151518
Please no
What EVEN is the joke here? That everyone reading is a loser who will never be in this situation?
I have to agree with the furry escapism here.
>>91156336
He could smell her pheromones over whatever she is cooking.
>>91151564
I know, right? People who read the title of this thread are going to know exactly what they'll find here, and they still feel the need to come in and complain about comics they don't need to read but which a lot of other people like because they find them relatable, and people like characters they can relate to.
My wife's son would love this!
>>91156211
You know damn well there's a difference between anthropomorphized animals and furries.
>>91151475
>women watching porn
Fake
>>91142568
>buzzfeed comics
sure triggered me
>>91151572
What
>>91156704
keep scroling down senpai
someone post that asian tannies comics already
>>91151586
This is like someone telling you a joke at a party and you giving them a detailed breakdown about why their story structure is flawed and how their character arc is lacking.
>>91156211
Never happens, sorry.
>>91151680
do you shave your legs anon?
>>91157896
Why wouldn't I?
>>91151823
dang
>>91152888
>>91152129
This speaks to me on so many levels.
>>91151680
Not shaving her legs is poor personal hygiene? Jesus christ anon you sheltered fuck.
>>91156551
hey, waaaaait a minute, you're not actually from reddit!
you're a phony! hey everyone, this guy's a phony!
>>91151827
penny arcade exists though
>>91159599
This is always my first thought when I'm reminded of White Day.
>>91159599
>On White Day, the reverse happens: men who received a honmei-choco (本命チョコ?, 'chocolate of love') or giri-choco (義理チョコ?, 'courtesy chocolate')[4] on Valentine's Day are expected to return the favor by giving gifts.
>Courtesy chocolate
That sounds so pathetically sad. I kind of hate Asian culture a bit less now.
>>91153577
But you are yourself bitching about bitching in a thread designed to bitch about a webcomic.
>>91151680
>implying not shaving your legs is poor hygiene
Not bathing is poor hygiene, not cleaning your ears is poor hygiene, not clipping your toenails and fingernails, not brushing you teeth, not washing your face THOSE ARE POOR HYGIENE! You dense, mindless piece of monkey shit.
>>91151248
>>91149224
>Ahahah look at my quirky relationship with muh boy-fu-ruh-end :))
I fucking hate vapid bitches like this so much
We get it, your life is interesting only because you have a dick to jump on
Now fuck off
>>91160237
Why are you talking to pictures?
>>91160249
Because I'm a sad sack of shit with tons of shit better to do but too lazy or unmotivated to do them
>>91160237
t. virgin
>>91160271
You can talk to me instead, if you'd like.sexily.
>>91160237
you sound like a salty virgin
>>91160274
>>91160301
My favorite argument
Nice work lads, you fucking got me, time to cover in shame under my virgin blanket and cry
>>91150755
>want qt pretty girlfriend
>chick wants to be a gross man
no thnx. Girls are gross enough without trying or going out of their way to be lazy with all the bleeding and pooping they seem to do.
>>91160337
>Bleeding and pooping
>Gross
You'll never get a qt girlfriend with that attitude!
>>91144019
>Usually because they're created by dull people who lead dull lives you don't want to hear about.
That's just it. People who have a genuinely non-adult outlook will either be really weird (Chris et al.) or at least see the world in a way that wouldn't lead them to creating dull comics like this for other lazy adults.
>>91160337
That's only a fair stance to take if you yourself put an insane amount of work into your appearance.
>>91160353
I can handle it anon!
But only if she's going to make up for it by having smooth legs to rub and kiss
Is shaving every 2-3 days too much to ask?
>>91160365
I shave, and make sure the jungle is trimmed. Why the fuck would it bee too much effort to keep clean and shaved for each other?
>>91160337
>>91160374
>Is shaving every 2-3 days too much to ask?
I'd say no, that's perfectly reasonable. I shaved at least every three days until I got electrolysis. Wasn't cheap, but the results were totally worth it.
>>91142202
>buzzfeed
Out of the helicopter it goes
>>91160402
See! its actually common practice among most women to shave every other day because the hair needs to grow out a little first.
Trust me, smoothness is so sexy. I love women because they are everything the man is not. Cute, small, smooth, smells nice, ect. Makes the dick ten stories tall.
>>91156643
>Not having your own tumblr where you know girls who follow you are schlicking it to your pics and fics
This drawfag could do some cute shit.
[Spoiler]IF HE GOT INTO DIGITAL ART, ITS CURRENT YEAR ALREADY, FAGGOT.
>>91153069
>>91160374
>I shave,
Why though? Aren't you a man?
>>91142384
The absurdity of such a proposition caused me to actually burst out in hearty laughter upon reading this post.
By far funnier than any Garfield strip I have ever read.
>>91151518
incredibly soft
>>91142202
You mean "Look I'm so quirky and socially awkward haha XD" tumblr shit?
>>91149224
I prefer her other work
>>91160976
>>91159861
Just remember the idol culture and you'll be fine.
>>91142202
Why doesn't she just turn her lights on in the hallway?
>>91151932
>/co/ is considered one the most normie boards on 4chan
Then the quality of normiehood must have dropped several, several measures, because any real normie out in the world would quickly call out this board out of their autism and make them cry.
>>91151248
Why is a snail coming out of her mouth in the 3rd panel?
>>91151660
>silent fapper
Know dat feel bro
I have fapped inside rooms where there were people, they didn't realise I was pleasuring myself until I showed them my cumstained pants.
I usually cum inside my boxers, I can't help but enjoy the smell these days.
>>91159861
I mean I guess the presumption is they're sweethearts or whatever so it's just kinda Vday part 2. Of all the sad shit in Japan this seems okay.....granted now the holiday is probably going to be lonely salary men giving chocolates to their smart house hologram app.
>>91151911
Obviously not long enough to have learned how to letter legibly.
>>91160365
>need to put an insane amount of effort into appearance if i want smooth pits and arms from a chick im in a relationship
Pls tell me whats so hard about shaving just do it every other day, not that demanding. What do you want Jesus
Has the creepy Furry comic posting finally stopped?
>>91153529
>there was never a resolution like Alex learning to masturbate or Kelli finding out about how being on the verge of molesting her younger brother
>comic hasn't updated since august of 2015
>>91163217
>>91153077
It's a furry comic, they only come in so many flavors.
>>91152002
He forgot to get huge.
>>91153776
where's the joke?
>>91154205
all the author had to do was make "that's kind of hot" girl a beaver and this would be legitimately entertaining
>>91164527
It's the authors sex life.
>>91160976
me too
>>91152888
>finish masturbating
>keep opening stuff up to masturbate to later
>>91154030
>i wonder why people like things that are aesthetically pleasing? how come non-human creatures that lack the features we find instinctively ugly in the first place, are never ugly?!
>Who would have thought pornography would have gratuitous amounts of sex???
>Isn't it weird how people, like, write interesting characters
>Who would have thought slice of life writing would avoid people being evil or tortured and writing that generally doesn't focus on it as a feature would rarely make use of it, surely most fiction pieces are different
There's something weirdly intriguing about someone who admits off the bat that he's pointing out traits that are characteristic of the vast majority of fictional works, especially those made by amateurs, but still turns right around and attributes it to a specific community anyway just to have something to act all analytical and genuine about. Just say furries are fucking weird, stop pretending to be academic about it.
>>91150247
>lol it's not my preference so it's inferior
must be hard living with no common sense, schmuck.
>>91163163
I'm back.
>>91152129
>He's the weeaboo most of us only joke about being.
No, an actual weeaboo paid to draw comics about visual novels for a publisher who was comped copies of them would actually play the fucking things instead of making a few shitty guesses based on box art
>>91142202
Why no cute shorts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z2MVxcefZc
>>91165988
K&K is better for sure.
>>91151248
this is obnoxiously dumb
>>91151248
How can this dumb comic override my love of girls in their underpants hitting things with their butts?
How dare they ruin lady butts for me.
>Posting shitty furry comics
>>91166383
Glad to contribute to this board quality.
>>91142202
>>91163257
what is theese
bash.im, but that's in Russian and about all kind of different people since the artist draws the IRC quotes.
- Remember Lyocha?
- Yeah?
- So he killed his wife.
- NO WAY
- that did shock you so much?
- (he is at my age and was already married?)
And one without text.
>>91164834
DO NOT BULLY
As you can see, she is one of the few acceptable webcomic artists we have, and we cannot afford to lose her!
>>91160431
But this is untrue. Humans are, as a rule, pretty gross. There's a lot of overlap between the genders.
Fuck it, i'll post some more.
- I am of opinion that one shouldn't be tempted by money when choosing to be a doctor.
- I became a doctor so i can help people!
>>91168348
Wtf is acceptable about her?
>>91168229
Comfiest anal destruction.
>>91168348
>tweets about being in favor of preferred pronouns
Anon, we lost her a long time ago.
-When you grow up, you'll understand it.
-I still don't get it.
-Now i'm not ashamed to fall out of the window!
>>91142384
I truly believe that when man contacts alien life, we will show them the pipe stripand they will show us it back
>>91159599
Thought the same thing when I visited Paris during Nuit Blanche, had a chuckle.
-Are you an optimist?
-Why do you ask?
-How do you handle the difficulties in your life?
-You mean, your company delays the paychecks?
-Um, yeah...
(The audience didn't even noticed the show of professional ninjas.)
>>91151248
>tfw you will never watch CC footage of a manic pixie being broken up with for forcing relentless quirkines
-You look like you're about to lose a million while collecting the harvest.
-Nah, it's just a work habit. If you sit around with a content expression, you can be busted and maybe even loaded up with new work.
-Now i get why russians are called grumpy.
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>>91153319
This HAS to be satire.
>>91168229
nice
>>91168727
The cliche "black pajama" ninja is actually based on black-clad Japanese stagehands called kuroko. They will appear on stage to carry out tasks like changing scenery but are not part of the play and are customarily ignored...except when clever playwrights extended this narrative "invisibility" to actual characters in the story.
>>91164050
Clearly the riddle is referring to the "Over-Thin-King"
>>91160976
It's sad when /pol/ makes your comic 2000% more readable.
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>>91168778
These are neat. I'm not learning russian to read it but thanks a lot for your contribution mate!
>>91168806
>791 B
How
>>91169170
The magic of jaypeg
>>91160314
Any guy internet who don't love every retarded shit women do is automatically virgin, and if he isn't then his unvirginity gets cancelled.
>>91160237
damn dude, nasty breakup?
guys and girls arent aloud to have cute fun anymore?
>>91152486
It looks like Danny and Spot to me..
CattyN strikes again?
>>91151831
in japan it's innocent. and that's how it should be. it's obviously human nature to reach out and touch each other in amusing ways
>>91156073
she cant have sex because of a headache, but can yell and bang up the wall?
cold bitch aint putting out
>>91156336
I don't get the idea that he gets to "score" from his girlfriend
does she withhold sex and he has to earn it somehow?
>>91156643
talk to some girls bud
>>91152486
Pholph.
>>91164050
>Total party wipe