Dude needs a sloppy blowjob and a hug

>>91137080
That won't bring him joy.

I need a sloppy blowjob and a hug.

I just need a hug.

>>91137634
I just need a sloppy blowjob.

>>91137623
I've never had a good feeling blowjob, think there's something wrong with my dick's sensation detection

>>91137652
A __guy gave me a pretty good blowjob once. All the bjs I've gotten from girls haven't even really been that good. For once, I wish I got a really nice, dirty, sloppy bj from a chick who really knew what _she was doing.

>>91137652
years of gripping too hard when fapping will do that.

sex, too. if you're used to squeezing harder than a vagina can then a vagina just plain won't feel intense enough for you. or anus if that's what you're into.

>>91137652

Are you circumcised?

>>91137644
Are gloryholes a real thing?

>>91137080
Must you people always be so vulgar? Do you have no off switch?

I started to feel bad for him when he tried to go to rehab. He was terrible but he at least knew he was terrible.

>>91137742
Yes, but they're shit.

>>91137713
>if you're used to squeezing harder than a vagina can then a vagina just plain won't feel intense enough for you. or anus

so that's the problem with this generation

I have to say, as tedious as it is seeing the "lost and presumed dead heir to a billionaire fortune returns to fight crime and corruption with martial arts" trope is once again, this was the best Marvel's ever been about making morally gray characters.

>>91137793
Then tell the other person to turn around

>>91137763
"You people," huh?

>>91137604
How about a sloppy blow job from Joy?

>>91137713
The evil grip of death. If you go through this. Just dont fap for a couple of weeks.

Best boy

He did nothing wrong

Danny and his dad just fucking up his life the entire show although on Danny's side it is mostly unintentional

>>91138652
Bit of that was karma for being a shit kid. But now Joy is the worst person.

>>91138719
I thought him bullying young Danny would be more of a plot point

>>91138756
Bit of a problem with the show with so much interesting things being told about than shown.

Ward locking him in the Freezer should have been in there.

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>>91137080
>no poster like this of Ward just flipping the bird in various directions

Shame

>>91137851
I was more invested in the Meachums and Rand Co. drama than the Hand shit by the end of the series. I blame Bakuto though. Gao at least had the Hannibal Lector mind games to keep her interesting.
>>91138852
I tried looking for gifs or webms of that scene right after I saw it.

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>>91139091

I feel like the first two episodes were written long in advance of the rest of the series, because he seems a lot more cruel and a lot less sympathetic in them.

Shit, I need a sloppy blowjob and a hug myself. Actually, I wouldn't mind a kiss or two on top of that.

I need a girlfriend.

>>91139159
He killed his dad and then had the audacity to pretend it was Danny's fault.

>>91139140
Bretty good, but I want that entire sequence. Thank you though.
>>91139159
Or he just had the most dramatic character development in the show.

Ward was the main character for me. Danny lives in his own little fantasy world where he can just say "I'm the iron fist" and so everyone goes along with his bullshit and he runs around doing super hero stuff and gets away with it because he is the MC

meanwhile ward lives in the real world running a multi billion dollar corporation that he gained through hard work and not a fucking fingerprint analysis. Plus he has to deal with his prick dad, the hand and trying to live up to joys expectations. No one ever gave him a break

>>91137713
Wow, I've destroyed my penis then. Using only spit for lube can't have helped

>>91137080
Nah, dude was a borderline psychopath. Fuck him.

Total G. Killed his immortal dad twice while battling heroin addiction. Put him on the avengers.

>>91139210
Yeah but Danny was annoying, fuck him.

Honestly the Meachum drama was way more interesting than Danny's batman complex imo

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>mfw he didn't get out in the end

Dude just wanted to take his parachute and live his own life for once and the world worked to fuck him over. I was hoping he'd escape to the middle of somewhere in Maine and be left alone.

>>91139915
He was stealing from the company's pension fund.

>>91139913
Pretty much everything was more interesting than Danny.

>>91139945
Who the fuck wasn't?

>>91139971
Kek this

>Ward
>Successful black man
>The Hand having their own floor to themselves

As long as you're not an assistant, working for Rand's gotta be cushy af

>>91138394
Not sure if thats possible.

Have no life so extremely rare to even go a day without masturbating, multiple times even.

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>>91137706
How does a good bj feel?

>>91140057
>netflix series finally tie into marvel movies
>Rand has been infiltrated by literally everyone.
>Even Tony stole pension funds from Rand

>>91140164
What does a BJ feel like?

>>91140263
Like a cup full of sand

>>91140263
Start doing flexibility exercises and find out. Though I heard it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

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>>91140303
I wonder, if you find a way to numb your tongue/lips, would the sensation of getting your dick sucked by yourself improve?

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>>91140395
Have you considered just finding a woman to suck your dick?

>>91140474
>finding a woman
Haha.

;_;

>>91140164
Like the person giving it actually knows what the fuck they're doing and doesn't just boringly suck your cock and barely move their head up and down.

>>91140263
Honestly, unless the person is actually good at it, it's alright.

>>91140532
I fucking wish I could find those sorts of genuinely hot chicks in porn with the beautiful faces and fat titties who love sucking dick and know how to work a cock, because most of the bjs I've gotten really haven't been that good.

>>91139725
>Fapping with lube

Do people really do this? I always go for it dry.

Then again I don't grip.

>>91140575
I don't know why most chicks are so unenthusiastic about sucking dick. Men are usually much more into it and actually put some effort.

I'm sure there are average women that are great at it, but from what I saw a lot of them just do a subpar job.

>>91140474
>;_;


as a married man, it seems much easier to train to suck my own dick then find a gril that will

>>91140922
My wife hates the taste of cum, so she'll suck until I'm ready to bust and then I have to finish on her tits or something.

I prefer hand and footjobs so its whatever.

>>91140922
Eh, to be fair, most women don't have penises so they probably don't know how to suck a cock, just like how most guys are probably terrible about eating pussy.

I still haven't found a woman who just loves sucking cock though. There's still the social stigma of being too much of a slut you have to take into account, too, even among other sluts. A woman like that is a diamond in the rough for sure.

>>91140661
Are you circumcised?

>>91137881
That was good.

>>91141086
>footjobs
Don't even get me started on this. My life goal is to find a woman with a beautiful pair of feet who's actually alright with me doing foot fetish stuff to them.

>>91141241
Fuck. Why are women accepting of this so fucking rare. You can find women with the weirdest kinks, but feet is a no for them. My exgf wasn't into it but let me do stuff with her feet. Unfortunately, her feet weren't all that great and she was super ticklish so I could barely do anything.

>>91141241
>>91141287
I feel ya. My wife's feet aren't the prettiest on the whole (nice toes but a little flat and wide) but she likes it when I play with them and is enthusiastic about using them on me so it evens out.

It is weird when girls paint their toes and stuff but think feet are gross.

>>91141182
>>91137732

stop

>>91139091
That is the problem with bad guys who act like they are the better/oh Im not evil at all option. A lot of them arent great and usually just spend entire series (sometimes multiple seasons) saying theyre good while tying the damsel to train tracks. He didnt really make you feel like he was a threat at all, his students seemed like proper followers who are good until you cross them but nothing was special about him specifically.

>>91142246
He looks like a smug prick to start, and what motivation is given for his actions is just "I'll be a little nicer to you than Gao was" as far as his dealings with Harold go.

Honestly the only reason I look forward to Defenders is more Matt and to see how they all interact with each other. The Hand so far has been the weakest and most boring aspect of every season they appear in.

>>91142490
>The Hand so far has been the weakest and most boring aspect of every season they appear in.
I agree.
There's no clear motivation for anything they do.
If there's one thing I want to know, it's what the fuck a Black Sky does.
I don't really care if we never saw the Hand again, I just need to know what the fuck they can do.

>>91142569
It's been a while since I watched DD, but I think the Black Sky is basically the Hand's Iron Fist, a living weapon/Antichrist to lead the Hand into the next phase of its war or whatever the hell they're doing.

>>91139140
>Disrespectyoursurroundings.gif

>>91137080
Will S2 be about them being best buddies?
Ward will teach him about adulthood and opiates while Danny will bring the kung fun and asian sluts.

>>91140164
good