There is NO way this man is circumsized.

>>91136686
>circumcised

learn2hebrew, goy

>>91136686
I don't understand why non-jewish Americans practice circumcision, its a completely unnecessary cosmetic surgery to perform on an infant

>>91136726
It's healthier in the long run.

>>91136726
Women don't even feel a difference when it's inside, so it can't be that.

>>91136726
To avoid infections and medical complications. Even though you have to be pretty fucking inept to not clean your dick properly

>>91136760
>a piece of skin specifically designed to protect the top of your penis is better off not being there

ok

>>91136760
lol

>>91136726
No clue, I'm just glad my parents didn't have me cut as a kid. It should only ever get done for medical reasons.

>>91136815
Boys are disgusting though, especially children, it's best not to trust them with that responsibility.

>>91136843
You just have to teach them to do it and they'll do it. I had no problem with it as a kid. Literally just pull your skin back in the shower.

>>91136726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw

>>91136760
It is not, the only way a foreskin is dirty is if you don't practice basic hygiene.

You wash under your arms, you wash under your balls, so why are people not considered capable of washing under their foreskin?

If anything the surgery itself just leads to the chance of damage being done to the penis, since all surgeries carry a chance of complications and this one is so unnecessary.

>>91136726
Well, personally, my foreskin tends to veer to the left, and since I didn't discover masturbation until later than usual, it never got stretched out in adolescence, so the first load of times I had unprotected sex or peeled my foreskin back without waiting for a shit-ton of precum to build up, it hurt like hell. Even now when I go flaccid, my foreskin doesn't pop back to its regular place right away, and if I don't "help it along" as it were, it can constrict the flow of fluids at the bottom of my bellend, and cause my corona to swell. It's kind of unsettling.

I'm not a burgerfag, so circumsision isn't something I'd readily consider.

>>91136760
Fuck off.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage

>>91136885
>You wash under your arms, you wash under your balls
What, like once a week? You're giving the average guy too much credit imo.

Infants have it easy compared to here in Flipland. Imagine being circumcised at puberty because "it's just the way things are".

And thanks to retarded folk wisdom, people think that it makes you grow taller. It's fucking puberty that does that.

Then if you're not circumcised you're not a real man. Worse than a faggot, even.

There aren't even any Jews here, never were except for a few WW2 refugees, so where the hell did we get it from?

>>91136686
He's an Albertan who predates the medical craze that formed around circumcision as a non-religious practice, so yes, he isn't.

>>91136686
Would it grow back after he awakened his healing factor?

>>91137096
Huh.

Well, there are plenty of isolated tribes and clans and whatnot that perform ritual circumcision as part of the rite of adulthood, generally around puberty. Tons in Africa and the Amazon.

Maybe the native populations in the Philippines had one as well?

>>91136726
Because it's more astthetic(lol anteater dicks) and women like it.

Sorry your parents were too stupid to circumsize you Cletus.

snikt

>>91136760
mutilated dick detected

>>91136686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7E-ttJpJ7Q

>>91137073
Holy shit. Americans are fucking disgusting.

>>91136686
Of course not, even if he were it would just grow back.

>>91136726
Because their pastors told them it would keep their kids from playing the devil's fiddle. No really, that is the reason it's a thing in America, a bunch of puritans thought it would keep people from jerking off.

>>91138296

I have no idea what that anon is taking about. Not showering everyday is seen as gross in the USA.

>>91136726
smegma

>>91138339
Lol well it sure as hell didn't stop us.

But seriously that is a fucked up line of thinking.

>>91138547
Yeah. And, get this, the two pastors most in favor of this shit were John Harvey Kellogg and Sylvester Graham, the respective inventors of breakfast cereal and graham crackers (they would have hated modern cereal and graham crackers, though, because they also thought that sugars and spices made people horny).

>>91136726

My dad got me circumcised because "he'll want to look like his old man." He's an excellent dad and person otherwise, so I keep how angry it makes me to myself, but there's no fucking way in hell any son(s) I have are getting circumcised.

>>91136686
Well yeah, he was born in 19th century Canada.

>>91137587

circumcised penises look dry and have gross scar tissue tbqh

>>91136686
Even if he was, wouldn't it just grow back after a while?

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>>91137073
>he doesnt shower every day

>>91138633
That's why they both designed their respective thing to be so bland. Well and also Kellogg did it because the cereal was supposed to go to patients who couldn't keep food down

>>91137227
I thought that was OP's point, but you're the first to mention it.

>>91137227
No, the scar would have long healed over before he reached puberty.

>>91138790
well if he was circumcised right after birth, no because his healing powers didn't kick in until he was like 11 or 12
before that he was very sickly
but he probably isn't cut because he doesn't come from a jewish (or any other religion that encourages circumcision) background, and back when he was born, they would be the only ones that would do that

>>91136686
his bones are made of adamantium not his boner

>>91138536
Which doesn't happen if you clean your penis.

Chopping off parts of your genitals is something of an overraction to the possibility of laziness-induced poor hygiene.

>>91136760
Only if it's done after you reach adulthood.

>>91137073
>wash balls and armpits once a week
what in the fuck??? oh my god nobody i have ever met does that

Why is Wolverine's penis such a hot topic of discussion?

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>>91139674
>Penises
>NOT being a hot topic to discuss at any time

>>91136686
Why the fuck would he be?

>>91136686
Born in Canada in the latter parts of the 1800's - of course he's not cut.

>>91136760
>1 shekel transferred to your bank account

>>91136686
sabretooth is, apparently

>>91136726
Kellog's (from the cereal) spread the rumor it reduced masturbation.
Nowadays people do it to prove they respect Muslim and Jewish culture or something.

>Be American
>Hands get dirty after touching stuff
>Don't feel like washing them
>Have them sliced off

>>91136686
Okay? Why is this a topic you felt the need to start?

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>>91137069
>losing 3/4 of your dick just because you don't give a shit about your hygiene
I experience a culture shock every time I learn more about circumcision.

>>91140246
Don't read this then because you're gonna become totally depressed.
http://www.berghahnjournals.com/view/journals/boyhood-studies/4/1/bhs040106.xml

>>91139674
What, you don't want to talk about dicks?

>>91140246
A buddy of mine got his dick mutilated for his wife, He said it's like going from 60" plasma tv to a small black and white screen. It works and you can still watch, but it's not as fun as before.

>>91140660
>got his dick mutilated for his wife
Bruh, what? Sounds like he has really low self esteem.

Let me guess, she only saw porn dicks and got weirded out when she saw an uncircumcised one?

>>91139118
What if someone cuts the whole thing of?

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>>91136726
to show the world that they are submissive to Israel

>>91140700
Nah, she was a jewess and he converted.

>>91136726
A lot of chicks I know don't like uncircumcised dicks and I've gotten to the point that a uncircumcised dick almost always means a incredibly disgusting Dick.

>>91140246
>losing 3/4 of your dick
I didn't know I originally had an 18" cock, Anon

>>91140785
>how do i into surface and basic geometry
Are you daft?

https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho

Mine was cut for medical reasons, so i can't really comment as i didn't have a choice.

>>91140785
See what the Jews are keeping from you anon?

>>91136726
tradition and habit, that's all.

Men had it done to them so they'll do it to their kids, because they don't want to think their parents would have done something that's harmful to them.

Of course they'll also invent some bullshit about it being "healthier", because slicing off a bit of your kids genitals sounds a bit iffy otherwise.

What's funny is that tradition, habit, "the opposite sex prefers it" and fabled "health benefits" are exactly the reasons people still do female genital mutilation. Precisely the same mindset. But somehow, people who've been circumcised insist it's completely different, and it's totally not mutilation when they have the procedure done to their kids

>>91137073
Preteen detected
You need to leave this site, kid, it's 18+ only

>>91138536
With this same logic, you should pull off kid's teeth and have them wear dentures, because teeth also need to be specifically cleaned daily lest they develop disgusting, smelly gunk and get infected and shit. It's such a bother. They can grow crooked too, which looks weird.

>>91141068
Women prefer dentures too.

I don't wanna sound like a huge baby or anything but it really bums me out when uncut dicks get mentioned in movies and shit. Like it's always two people talking about it like they're trying not to offend but they're lowkey saying it's gross as fuck.
Like in the movie Bad Moms where they're like "uncut guys are so nice because they know their dicks are disgusting!"

Whatever dude at least I'm not a fucking amputee

>>91141157
I really wonder about the response if a movie would present guys talking about women's genitals in this way, unironically stating a surgically altered vulva is the only tolerable norm and stating that anyone with a non-circumcised pussy is absolutely disgusting and a little unnatural.

Imagine the backlash. Imagine it

/b/ sure is spelled differently these days.

>>91141269
Threads about regrowing foreskins and hymens a are staple of scientific discussion on /co/.

>>91140767
>Fucking American girls
>Fucking jews

>>91140767
It's just because they've heard that "uncircumcised dicks are disgusting and weird" as a meme so long they think it's what you're supposed to think.

It's just American girls anyway. No-one apart from jews and muslims is cut in Europe and the girls there think normal dicks are, well, normal.

>>91140767
>Fucking American girls

That's your first mistake. American women are terrible.

>>91136686
It just regenerated

>>91136760
Only if you don't wash your dick, dumb ass.

>>91143820
That shit's spreading, though. I'm Spanish and more than one girl has shown to be put off by my uncut dick. Fucking porn industry.

>>91136726
it's mostly used to secretly "convert" american males into jews before death. Mormons also used them to convert dead people into mormons.

>cutfag
>last longer in bed
>aesthetically pleasing to most american women
>lower chance of infection (even if standard cleaning practices already lower that as well)
>only trade off is not having a slightly better orgasm while jerking off alone

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>>91145000
>having pride on your nerve dead cock
>marrying a whale
good goyium

>>91145000
Keep telling yourself that, jewboy.
You're half a man.

Go get a vasectomy and you'll be a woman.

>>91145047
I have no problem cumming when I masturbate, but anything you have to say to yourself to defend your minute long sessions

>>91145098
>caring about satisfying a woman
As expected of a cutfag.

>>91145000
>last longer in bed
> needing to have your genitals mutilated to not be a two pump chump

>>91145116
this

cutfags are libcucks who only care about the woman's pleasure and not their own.

>>91141363
Just shows who on co are still in high school or a virgin. Depressingly everyone.

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>>91145098
>being efficient is bad
Let me cut off my balls so i never ejaculate, make that bitch wait for it.

>>91145153
Usually I'd be slightly irritated due to the overuse of "cuck", but in this case, it may very well be apt.
If they're so happy they were mutilated to satisfy women, I would not be surprised in the least if they were cuckolds, too.

>>91145189
>co
Fuck off, newfag.

>>91145153
I don't give a shit about anyone else's pleasure outside of my own and I can tell you, I certainly don't think about regrowing my fucking cockskin, you fkin sperg. It's wasn't even a thought in my head until this thread. u swallowed 2 many redpills.

>>91145195
You must have put yourself through a lot of denial to feel better about having lost a part of your body, probably against your will. I bet you'd laugh at people with functioning penises of you had your dick cut off.

>>91145284
You type like a child.

>>91145329
meant for >>91145284

>>91145329
Did you reply to the wrong person?
I was specifically making fun of cutfags and their shitty view on being mutilated.

>>91145331
And you type like a paranoid faggot who spends all his days in his mom's basement while surfing /pol/. Blow me.

>>91145363
>Blow me.
Why?
You wouldn't feel anything.

>>91145098
how long you last in bed is purely psychological, but obviously an amerilard wont be able to understand that

>thread quickly spun into uncutfags talking about how much better cutfags are at pleasing women
this is new

>>91145349
Yeah, I did. As you can say I rectified that here >>91145347
Still, I'm sorry for my mistake. You seem like a cool guy.

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>>91145383

>>91145447
>I'm sorry for my mistake.
Don't worry about it, I wouldn't have needed to post it if the page had refreshed 6 seconds earlier.

>You seem like a cool guy.
You too, anon.
I hope you continue to enjoy your foreskin for years to come.

>>91136686
>1800s Canada
There's a possibility.

>>91136686
Even if he was, it'd regenerate so there's no point.

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>>91145502
Same goes to you pal! Enjoy your sex life as much as you can, whether it's unidirectional or a bit more sharing!

>>91136760

or so my mom says.

>>91136816
>uncircumcised adults are twice as likely to die of a blood clot in the penis
heh, see you in the funnies... kid

>>91145649
Got a source on that?

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>I-its healthier!
>i-i only have t-to take a w-weekly shower!
>i-i last longer and please gu-girls more!
>I-i don't care about a-anyone's pleasure b-but myself!

>cutfags will never feel the sensation of a woman rolling down the foreskin and licking the sensible head

>>91140828
None of us had a choice, friend. None of us.

>>91140924
EUGH, you misogynist PIG. How could you ever compare cicumcision to Female Genital MUTILATION! FGM is COMPLETELY different in EVERY conceivable way and is not in any way comparable to circumcision. Just because both are medically unnecessary surgeries performed on newborn infants who cannot possibly consent to the surgery, they are categorically different somehow. A single clitoral skin flake is worth more than an entire penis usw. usw.

Inevitably, it's some crazed campus feminist blinded by her ideology who blows up when you compare male and female genital cutting, and I will never understand their stupidity. Not only is it painfully obvious that, regardless of the difference in magnitude of harm (pro-tip: there's hardly any difference in magnitude of harm for the most common forms), they are directly comparable issues, but it undermines their own mission against FGC because the people who practice these traditions aren't fucking idiots; they look over at our society when we tell them to cut the clit- I mean, crap and they see us do exactly the same shit to our boys, unapologetically, and use the exact same arguments to defend the practice that they use to defend theirs, and you know what they say?

"Nah, fuck you."

>>91137938

Underrated post.

>>91145649

Who EVER heard of anyone dying of a penis clot? Seriously, this is the first time I've ever heard it's even possible.

>>91148665

Out of the three dudes in the world that died of penis clots last year, two of them had foreskins.

Hence, circumcision reduces your chance of dying of penis clots by half.

>>91148858
Got a source on that?

>>91144029
Better remove my child's teeth to prevent tooth decay.

>>91145153
>>91145195
>suddenly uncut=/pol/ anti-sjw and cut=liberal
God damn it you guys ruin fucking everything.

>>91136686
>There is NO way this man doesn't still have an umbilical cord and placenta.

lern2fetalstagesofdevelopment, faggot

>>91140730
foreskin would be determined by genetics, and thus part of his DNA. so he would grow it back to how it would naturally look, i.e uncircumsized

>>91138339

honestly half the reason I jack off to the awful fetishes and furry/weeb shit is that due to my dick being a numb scab I have to invent increasingly bizarre and titillating scenarios to purely force one out

It's probably small, chubby, scarred and hairy. Just like him. That's why he's always angry.

>am cut
>want child to be uncut
>I'll have to teach him to clean his dick
>But having been cut, I wouldn't know where to start
What's the trick foreskin-havers? Is it as simple as peeling back and giving a good scrub?

>>91152766
>Is it as simple as peeling back and giving a good scrub?
Yes, a gentle scrub.
No sense in being rough with something sensitive.

>>91152766
>I wouldn't know where to start

Nigger how do you clean literally anything else? If you buy some new clothes and want to wash them do you need to look up a tutorial online?

>>91136726
#uncutgang

>>91144851
I'm Spanish too and I never had that issue. Are you trying to fuck a Muslim or some shit like that?

>>91148950
Three, in the entire world. Whether or not he sources it the sample size is so small it is immaterial.

>>91153647
Exactly my point and why I asked him when he first posted about it.
It's obviously bullshit.

Still, I can't hold it against him.
I'd be pissed off too if my parents had me mutilated because everyone else was doing it.
Talk about peer pressure.

>>91153647
Not to mention that about 1/3 of the world's male population is circumcised. Meaning that if the stats are true they mean there is literally no correlation

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>willingly reducing the amount of nerve endings in your penis
>actually wanting to feel less when you have sex

>>91138339

It's also the reason we have corn flakes. The idea was bland food = safe, close-to-Godliness life.

What is it with religious types hating anything fun or pleasurable?

>>91140924
>tradition and habit
That and doctors/hostipals push it because the procedure pays $$$. Foreskin itself also is sold to cosmetic companies.

If there are any circumsized americans under 19 reading, you can sue the hospital you had it done at if they did it without your parents' consent. People have done this and made a pretty penny. They deserve it.