All New X-men X-storytime

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>>91136324
Featuring the best X 23 Hopeless has written since avengers arena!

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>>91136343
Also romeo and elsa

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>>91136371
So how do you rate X men prime?

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>>91136399
Guess who's back...

>>91136324
Thank you anon. Got to have a Wolverine on the roster.

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>>91136425

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>>91136447
>>91136432
Yeah actually she's leaving and we're getting hillbilly wolverine

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>>91136479
Also... Fuck mosaic!

>>91136399
2/10

good art on Storm and Illyana

all the rest boring at best complete shit at worst

also this is totally gonna be Kitty waifuing all over again

>>91136479
Still Waiting for the wolvy Corp book marvel.

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>>91136494

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>>91136504
Yeah X men gold is a big NO for me, specially with no magik
>>91136505
Isn't that weapon X?
>>91136513

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>>91136545
The sasquatch?

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>>91136569
Finally back home?

>>91136545
>Isn't that weapon X?
I think.

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>>91136599
I bet Scott wouldn't be the only one happy if they stay...

>>91136494
AAAAND I'm done. Hate it too much to continue past page 7...that was fast

>>91136494
Fuck off young Cyclops. Emma loved you to death

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>>91136623
>This is getting out of control. Scott is...
Happy for once in his life it seems...

>>91136545
At least Magik will be in that Secret Empire book with Emma

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>>91136639
>>91136676
Yeah, like goyer said... FUCK MARVEL
>>91136679

>>91136324
>fuck X men prime
what happened?

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>>91136697
I was already gonna buy it, it seems I'll have to get all variants too... Also
Spoiler Time!

>>91136735
Kitty happened

>>91136399
pretty good damage control but I can't help but roll my eyes every time the latest x-men representative goes "its time we show the world that's we're actually heroes" like they havn't all been giving that speech one after another since schism and then cocked it up

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>>91136735
It sucks donkey nuts

>>91136736
Downside: it's written by Zub

>>91136770
>>91136758
Hm... Kitty sucking donkey nuts?
sounds... interesting

>>91136399
cooking your meat with black vortex flames
that seams unhealthy

>>91136736
Yeah earth 616 displaced and earth prime never left Xmen.

I guess reed really made copies. While only some 616 survivors exist like the battle world ship people.

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>>91136769
Yeah, they're always with the hated and feared shit. They gotta get it together and remind the people that they should fear them more than they hate them
>>91136770

>>91136736
>>91136770
BRAVO BENDIS

>>91136795
well, Colossus was teased after all

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>>91136776
I'll give it a chance, writing Emma and magik shouldn't be rocket science.
>>91136807
Yeah, whenever and wherever earth 616 is, it's missing the O5. The best solution as that when they return they go back to earth 616 without affecting post SW earth
>>91136811

So how will they write themselves out of this once they decide to actually bring the real X-men back?

>>91136878
something something buy more variants

>>91136811
someone punt these kids to a new Exiles team where they can be killed off one by one if they fail to undergo character development

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>>91136850
Colossus was tasted?
>>91136873
Most awkward kiss of the year?

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>>91136878
Refer to this post>>91136873
>>91136892

>>91136873
fucking bitch

>>91136878
weird cosmic shit causes all duplicates to merge. 05 with their counterparts and Logan with OML

>>91136892
>That's backwards
Did they ever even date?

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>>91136909
Conclusion... The O5 are so based they are not the ones from an alternate universe, but the whole universe is an alternate and they're all the real deal

>>91136931
what a shitty ending

>>91136569
its a mask Dr Strange gave him

>>91136257

>>91136951
a fitting ending for the shitty writer

>>91136931
nah, they're obsolete cling-ons from 616-7 who don't fit into groovy 616-8

>>91136968
Enjoy your Hopeless Jean solo.

>>91136987
ha ha no. I'd rather hang myself

>>91136951
The issue was 7/10, liked the Jean Scott parts and it wasn't total shit. This days I'm happy enough with that also Blue will be written by based Bunn
Oh and I'll storytime the O5 prime bits

>>91136951
> he's never had impromptu dance party with his friends

its totally relatable

>>91136931
And I guess that's it. After i saw this, inhuman prime, ghost rider and x man prime. I will stop see\buy\care for any american comic books. That's literally an incredible amount of SJW bullshit propaganda, illogical story line that make feel even Naruto better and the character change attitude and personality every time a writer change. Is like everyone who say "japanese mangas are weeb shit" is just baiting.

>>91136494
So I missed the whole Inhuman/Xman thing, what exactly did Emma do that got young!Scott so pissed?

>>91137034
about the fucking time. took you really long.
I buy exclusively manga and euro comics.
american comics, at best I pirate

>>91136399

>So how do you rate X men prime?

Awful. It's stage-setting filler that straddles past and future and offers poor enticement to stick around for new readers or returning old ones.

>>91136599
>dat Scott pose

HAHA! Time for JEEEEEAAANNN!

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>>91137034
Try dc rebirth, no shitty SJW except for batgirl
Also PRIME TIME, the O5 parts that setup Blue

>>91137057
nothing. Hopeless is the only guy who didn't abandon the "Cyke = Hitler" thing, and he desperately wanted it to make sense, even if it doesn't

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>>91137105

>>91137105
this. Also, Super Sons, Doom Patrol, Wildstorm

>>91136873
Thing is 616 is destroyed. Or...Reed created another one.

Could explain generations.

Plus whatever makers trying to do might fit.

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>>91137120
Actually I give credit to Hopeless for trying to make some sense out of the mess that Lemire and Soule wrote, specially because those two hacks shied away from it after death of X

>>91137172
Funny, I feel the opposite, because Hopeless painted shithumans as saints, while the X-Men as the dumb ones. Fuck Hopeless

>>91136873
i'm starting to suspect the artist only got this job to draw teenage jean making lewd poses

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>>91137147
I don't think there's going back to 616, but it easily explains why the O5 can't go back
>>91137172

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>>91137192
>I feel the opposite, because Hopeless painted shithumans as saints, while the X-Men as the dumb ones
Dude, literally everyone did that...

>>91136931
man oh man do i fucking hate cullen bunn.

>>91137234
Lemire didn't, except Storm. Hopeless was writing an X-Men book, he shouldn't shill inhumans in an x-book. For that alone he deserves a kick in his hole, nonetheless

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>>91137234
Prof K (or storm) sucks so much Xavier O5 decide to ditch her in her first day

>>91136878
Real Scott comes back and murderizes the 5 young ones and then they're never spoken of again.

>>91137120
Ah.....so what happend to older Cyke? Medusa snap his neck or something?

>>91136736
>>91136770
What? This is dumb.

>>91137294
He died of the terrigen mists poisoning.
Yup. Black Bolt indirectly killed him.
Twice. With his mist, and then his illusion cast by Emma

>>91136931
I want to say, that those panels are the shittiest ending for a comicbook, Ive seen in decades, but it just fits so good, because the hwole book sucks.

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>>91137294
He died from mist poison.

>>91137294
he died of m-pox then emma weekend at burnies'd him via illusions so that he could die giving a big speech

>>91137212
So techinally these are the real versions. While the adult ones are new copies.

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>>91137259
Dude Extraordinary couldn't stop mentioning how evil Scott was, Hitler stuff, and how everyone shouldn't be like him at all. Also I'm glad Bunn ignored that shit
>>91137272

>>91137237
It's because Nubo? I'll give you that but most of his X stuff has been great, and his Siniestro run could've easily replaced Bendis uncanny X men (change Siniestro for Scott, telepath girl for Emma, bekka for magik, arkillo for dazzler and black Adam for magneto)
>>91137272
Look who's in the middle of here

Remember to support Blue if you hate guggenheim and that hack Soule. Or if you like Bunn stuff

>>91137342
>Dude Extraordinary couldn't stop mentioning how evil Scott was,
only in the first arc. later it got dropped

>>91137321
yeah

but if you start adding it up, the 'real version' of nearly every named character in marvel kicked the bucket somewhen or another over the decades. she-hulk actually won a court case with that.

>>91136931
These are dark days.

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>>91136505

>>91137359
>she-hulk actually won a court case with that.
That from Slott run right.

>>91137383
Missing Laura Daken ultimate Jimmy and OML. Nice cover.

>>91137320
And why was that a big deal? What did "Scott" say in that speech?

I only ask cause everyone's suddenly back to hatting Emma Frost again, and from >>91137315 I gather she's gone full blown White Queen (also whats with that Cyke/Mag helmet?)

I have so many questions now.

>>91137359
Yeah. Another thing is oldman logan is actually part of primes future.

Making him the young logan who died in prime in metal.

>>91137388
either that one or the solo book that came just before it.

>>91137416
FakeScott killed one of the Terrigan clouds, so he got a death order from Medusa. BB blasted the fake Scott to death. 8 months later, everyone is callibg him MutantHitler for the "terrible deeds he did." What deeds? They wrote that later, and it was stopping one of the clouds.

Emma went nuts, pushed the already brewing war between inhumans and x-men into a hot one. In the most out of character thing ever, she used Sentinals programmed to hunt inhumans to kill a bunch of third-party inhumans who were trying to stop the other cloud.

It was a shitty event that had everyone acting literally retarded (x-men more so, because the Inhumans were literally gassing then to death, and the writing had to "balance the conflict")

>>91136931
Actually, you can assume that the conclusion of Secret Wars put them back where they belonged when the universe was reset so they both were taken forward and were not.

>>91137416
Because the Inhuman propaganda (according to Havok) turned Cyclops into mutant Hitler and Tyke, being the idiot he is, didn't ask any of the people involved, like Sunfire, Magik or Emma herself, what really happened. So he thinks the destruction of the first cloud (which kickstarted the actual war) and the fact that Rightclops was turned into literally Hitler was all Emma's fault. Unless you count that speech she gave to the whole world as Cyclops telling them the inhumans had poisoned the world but the X-Men would save everyone's asses, but people barely mention that, so we have to go with the cloud thing being the really mean thing Emma did in Cyclops' name.

There's also the inhuman killing sentinels, but I doubt Tyke even cares about them.

>>91137556
More liley reed created anther 616. Probably where all the o5 and generations retro characters are from.

Grandfathered in. Plus they can do earth 1 earth 2 stories. Passing the torch stories.

Even a retro imprint.

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>>91137416
its not even that bad of a speech. if they went in a different direction it could have been a good send-off

everyone hates emma because when the IvX battle was about to be peacefully resolved she went 'nah fuck yah cunts' and unveiled a battalion of sentinals reprogrammed to hunt inhumans, declaring she intended to kill as many of them as she can before they kill her

the helmet thing resembled magneto's to visually cue she's become the same kind of mutant supremacist magneto used to be. the X on it shows she's devoted her entire existence now to doing what she thinks scott would do, something she's convinced she can do because she believes she knew scott better than anyone. dunno if it actually has any special properties or not

>>91137579
What's worse is that TYKE WAS RIGHT THERE when the fake Cyclops was blasted to death.

Same goes for Magik who for months talked about how Scott was a terrible person, yet was there on his side during DoX

>>91137579
There's also another explanation: DoX was written by Lemire, IvX by Soule, with DoX being the last thing written by Lemire for marvel, which could have been the final "fuck you" for them, before he left

>>91137657
he was there, and he was crying like a sissy he was

>>91137579
>Tyke, being the idiot he is, didn't ask any of the people involved, like Sunfire, Magik or Emma herself, what really happened
Emma and Storm literally accepted and ran the story that Cyclops was Hitler, why the hell should he ask those traitors?

>>91137676
Seriously, could >>91137633 post the following page to show just how badly Tyke got hit by alternative facts?

Yep, I gave it a chance, but I am officially done with X-Men and Marvel comics as a whole.

Hope everyone else finds it enjoyable, but I can't stand this shit.

>>91137722
sorry, I don't have the following page saved . someone else might

>>91137729
cya

>>91137722
I think it was more like Inhumans News Network. I bet the marvel Breitbart is Pro Cyclops

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>>91137633
>>91137676
I'm on mobile, so I hope this is clear enough

>>91136479
>even jean call him slim now
the fuck??

>>91137729
>Marvel claims they're going to stop sabotaging and start fixing X-Men
>it's still bad but in a different way
At least they've acknowledged there's a problem.

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>>91137796
hahaha no

>>91136736
>Slim again
can they fucking cut this crap already

>>91136931
Who is the kid dancing to the right of Laura right? (not apocalypse jr)

>>91136931
Nothing yells "How do you do, fellow children?" more than an out of nowhere dance sequence and in sequential art format it feels at least 20 times more jarring and out of touch.

>>91137796
Literally called Inhuwars.

>>91137920
Iceman's boyfriend Romeo.

God I can't believe I just said that.

>>91137920
Romeo, iceboy shithuman boyfriend
>>91137940
60s kids did that all the time

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>>91136931

>>91136873

Oh god. She's gonna make young Cyclops gay isn't she?!

>>91136931

Truly a HOPELESS ending.

>>91137824
Their problem is Marvel is recycling Claremont fodder.

>>91138011
I see why marvel decided to created a inhuman named Romeo https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/829318507489792000

>>91138097
one thing that is really jarring about the shithumans is that they are rehashing the m-day storytime.

I really hope that this push will end soon, because I puke at the sight of them

>>91136399
>your privilege is showing

Please tell me this is a joke. I can never tell with Hopeless' shit writing.

>>91138097
Recycling Claremont is the X-Men default, it's just a question of whether or not it's being done well.

>>91136931

Maybe now Duggan can get Evan away from these terribly written assholes.

>>91137920
That's Romeo, Bobby's totally-not-a-fling boytoy that totally will not be killed off or forgotten.

>>91138011
>60s kids did that all the time
Hardly an excuse.

>>91138126
Why is Marvel promoting some random latin popstar? Movie business not enough for them so they want to conquer the music world too?

>>91138316
The solo Iceman solicits pretty much imply he isn't going anywhere for awhile.

I hate shithumans too, but you gotta be smart about this and realize nuMarvel is gonna shove this forced diversity down our throats until Miss Chavez gets raped.

>>91136479
I don't believe you Jean. I will hope that by some miracle you stop being a villainous bitch for real but I certainly do not entertain the idea that it's true after all this time.

>>91136479

Wasn't teen jean used to be a super knockout back in 80s/90s?

I mean she looks like she is done with puberty already and has same proportions as wannabe cyclops.

>>91138126
Read the comments, they're to die for...

>>91138409
>The solo Iceman solicits pretty much imply he isn't going anywhere for awhile.
Oh I am aware of that, but that is the only path that Romero "Only characterization is bobby's boyfriend" The Inhuman's story will take. No matter how much they try to push him, no matter how much people pretend to like him, that will be his ultimate fate.

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>>91136479

Well might as well post an actual woman, at least until they synergistic-ally retcon her.

>>91136931
It's painful to see the X-books fall in such pitiful state. This is pure garbage. There is no hope for the X-franchise. It's pretty much dead. And Cullen Bunn should stay to his own created stuff. Everything else that wrote, has been meh or worse.

Young Bobby's "supporting cast" is cancer. I hope they die as quickly as possible.

>>91138557

I liked Bunn's deadpool stuff. It was fun.

>>91138602

I think his supporting cast might follow him into his own on-going..and he is getting Juggs too..

>>91136931
what song are they listening to ,/co/?

>>91138656
The solo is for Adult Bobby. Unless Young Bobby gets added to the cast.

>you will never listen to a younger version of yourself getting fucked

>>91138289
This is true. Marvel should mine their British X-Men comics for ideas.

I loved when Ellis incorporated The Furies into his Astonishing X-Men run.

>>91136494
I ...what?
Muh Phoenix was the cause of you being here fear/hated.

>>91138708

If my younger self was turned gay, I would be horrified. This is some next level super villainy. Or bad literotica. I cannot decide.

>>91138740
Anon you couldn't be horrified because you would be made gay too.
Jean covered all her bases on this shit.

>>91136324

what happened in Xmen prime?

>>91138776

Doesn't that take it to like nth level? Like somewhere deep inside your mind you're screaming but in reality you're getting pounded in the butt.

>>91138776

And what's worse because of editorial the only ones that are aware are fans. So you'd need deadpool to come out of the comic and stop over shoulder of an iceman fan while he's reading about his ex-favorite x-man getting pounded in the ass. There's a level of meta there to be mined.

>>91136873
Secret Wars fixed all time-space issues because remade the multiverse from scratch. You could reassemble Genis-Vell from the Darkforce Dimension and it wouldn't fuck up anything for example. Stable time-travel loops seem to stay intact though, such as Fixer needing to replace himself in the past and removing him from the cycle was a result of reality-warping.

>>91136931

...gross.

>>91138799
>>91138836
>we will never get Prime Time levels of meta where Jean rapes the audience

>>91136844
Wasn't this the opposite of what Bendis insisted what legitimized his X-men run?

>>91139451
>b-b-but Benis
how long do we know bendis?
I ask politely

>>91139129
Jean makes all the readers gays

>>91136873
Is she masturbating him from behind?

>>91139763
you have one naughty mind
as a punishment, you're going to be gay for two weeks

>>91136909
>>91136892
That table party wasn't prepared in 10 seconds.
Jean and Scott definitely went to another room to have sex.

>>91139802

>Jean mindrapes everyone into having a nonsensical out of nowhere party so she can have a quick booty call

>>91139833
>thinking Jean doesn't lose automatically to Cyclops cock and ahegaos as soon as he slides it in.

>>91136736
>>91136770
>>91136811
Oh boy! The NuO5 get to stay here forever! Just fucking perfect!

>>91139833
>booty call
They are soulmates, you ignoramus

>>91138792
Kitty returns to lead the x-men at the request of Storm, she has Magik teleport the school out of Limbo and into Central Park

Lady Deathstrike, OML, Warpath, Domino and Sabretooth gets abducted by a new body positive super villain

The O5 fake a Danger Room sequence and leave the X-Men, basically a quick bulletpoints version of the issue in this thread. Warren makes a move on Jean, Cyclops isn't happy about it

unoffensive and loaded with cameos

>>91140080

He's spent more time with emma outside of the 90s than with her, who are you calling soul mate?

Hold on, wait a second.

I distinctly remember young cyclops almost dying and then old cyclops disappearing from existence for a second.

I guess Secret wars just fixed it?

>>91140216
yeh

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>>91138776
Guys, Adult Iceman is confirmed no longer homosexual because Young Iceman is from a deleted alternate reality.

In Prime Universe history, Beast never went back and took the Teenage O5 to his present.

You can thank Hopeless for that retcon. Bendis still is shit at writing though.

Beast has the knowledge to change the timeline without anyone ever knowing there was a change.

>>91140330

...umm bud they literally came out with astonish x-men today and it still had gay iceman..

>>91140200
Emma is a cuckqueen and she has always know it.

>>91140362
Huh...Didn't read that yet. Oh well, Adult Iceman is gay. Fine by me.

>>91140447

Well we don't know that yet till Iceman on-going comes out, but I think that is young iceman still in Astonishing x-men

>>91140216
Secret Wars is the easiest fix, but Eva Bell went back in time during Original Sin and spilled the beans to Charles and rewrote a huge chunk of stupid Bendis had came up with for Battle for the Atom.

the O5 could also be dupes created by Xavier, or the X-Men can be linked via different means, it only that one scene with Cyclops where they exist on the same plane.

side note when are we going to get Archangel vs Angel?

>>91140473
I have no problem with a homosexual Iceman. My problem is how Bendis established it in continuity.

The way it was written truly does imply Jean manipulated Young Iceman's mind. If anything, Iceman would be better served by being a bisexual.

Claremont wrote all the X-Men as bisexuals.

>>91140526

I think it's hilarious how inverted editorial is trying to play it off like she didn't mindrape her buddy because he didn't want to bang her. It is probably best thing to ever happen to her character. She was at best a non-issue with muh pheonix and being

JEAN, scott's oft-oneitis. Her being a secret villain has given her more character than she's ever had.

>>91136892
That's going backward. Are they fucking kidding with this shit. That's all the O5 fuckign is

>>91140526
Claremont barely wrote Bobby, he didn't have much interest in him.

>>91140629
That's not the point. The point is Claremont wrote EVERYONE he ever used in all of his X-Men runs as bisexual.

>>91140607
Prime has set up Warren and Cyclops both lusting after Jean and Scott and Jean being offended in thought balloon, in a weird convo.

Looks like the Love Square between the hetrosexual members of the O5 is going to tear that group apart

we know Bunn is going to add 3 new members to the team one being a Wolverine, I can see Cyclops having a hissy fit, since that's all he does and fucking off to join the Chumpions full time.

>>91140770
Is it a square or some sort of Arrow?

>>91140863

Well now that wolverine is a girl..

>>91140898
>X-23 and Jimmy Hudson get together since they are not blood related because the Wolverines they are spin-offs of are not the same genetically, simply similar beings from their respective universe.

>>91136931
> It's a dreamswork ending.

>>91136873
jean is a parasite

>>91136931
wtf?!

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>>91141046
>Jimmy Hudson
speaking of Ultimate transplants who have no place in 616, what's the chances girl Pyro is Ultimate Liz Allen, and not heel turn Magma?

>>91141188
Who are the villians? Doubt liz allen would be used.

Even then reed could had just had turned her into primes earth liz with same history of liz allen 616.

>>91136371
Wait, was the big fart cloud drama already resolved?

>>91138680
99 Problems

>>91141188

how is avalanche back?
wasn't he lobotomized back in Uncanny Avengers

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>>91141572
Yes, Emma is now a villain and adult Cyclops is literally Hitler for not wanting his race to be murdered.
Never mind that if they hadn't destroyed the first cloud every mutant would already be dead, along with every future mutant dying upon birth or in the womb, due to the cloud's eventual dispersal throughout the entire atmosphere.

>>91141842
Oh Marvel.
I guess the upshot of all this is the fact that a homosexual man threw a taco party.

>>91140770
This is why Bunn should be limited to writing villains.

>>91136513
> Ooops, I forgot Hank traveled back in time!

This writing. Jesus.

>>91136494
Marvel writers are apparently fucking retarded. Or they think we are.

>>91141572
4get it ever existed

>>91138680
Megalovania

>>91136909
>No sour cream on tacos.

I have no idea who this guy is, but I hate him now.

>>91136931
Better resolution, Franklin/Molecule Man recreated the universe. It makes sense they'd fix the universe-destroying paradox the O5 created at the same time.

>Bobby betrays his kind for dick
>doesn't get any form of comeuppance

>>91143572
I think he did get his cumuppance.
Up his frosty ass.

>>91136931
Welp, now I wish I was dead.

Scratch that, I wish everyone at Marvel was dead.
Even the handful of good ones. Gotta wipe the slate clean.

>>91136931
>Goddamned mutie freaks, dancing in my parking garage
And they wonder why people hate em

>>91144047
They are not all muties.

>>91143768
>implying we won't get a special episode of Bobby losing his virginity

>>91144188
That poor Inhuman kid. They probably used their mutie tricks make him like them.

>>91144216

I mean after how shitty Iceman was during Remender's run.. even getting burnt alive isn't as fun as editorial turning him homo and turning jean into a secret villain.

Every time an iceman fan cries about their boy taking it in keester, I get a little smile

>>91144815
>I mean after how shitty Iceman was during Remender's run..

AoA Iceman?

>>91144845

Technically I think he snuck back when they reality jumped, so yeah maybe. I know dick nightcrawler came back to kill iceman, blob and his mommy.

>>91144907

I just don't see the relevance of AoA Iceman to current 616 Iceman? or the conversation that was happening?

>>91142021
it looks like they're walking back on Emma being an outright villain, she's getting her own team of X-Men and her own Genosha in the form of another lost Ultimate concept New Tien.

so it looks like the Mutant Revolution is continuing to be the opposition voice since the new Brotherhood are jobbers of the highest order

>everyone's eye color changes every couple of pages

This shit needs to stop

>>91144963

He was a craven, cowardly dick and I enjoy when bad things happen to iceman?

>>91136931
Is Laura really dancing to this

>>91145459

The mind rapist is there, so who knows.

I hate young Jean more and more. Why do they portray her so unlikable? Do they do it on purpose or is what they think young women behave?

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>>91136892
>that wouldnt be moving forward
Fucking seriously.
If you know where its gonna lead that path, cant you just... do it different? If you still like each other, but know how it ends, just do it in a different way, but whatever. This stinks of editorial mandate more than organic storytelling, Fuck this gay shit.

>>91145459
Laura doesn't seem like the "lets dance and party" type.

>>91136931
>don't read X-Men
>hear about how bad the last page is on a podcast
Holy fucking shit they weren't kidding.

>>91136769
>since schism
Since Whedon's Astonishing actually.

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>>91145790

>>91146255
Link on the podcast?

>>91138680
Obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>>91147450
http://www.geekbox.net/archives/2017/03/28/the-comic-conspiracy-episode-303/

>>91136931
Thanks for the storytime, Anon.
And 2007-2017 has been an entire, self contained, decade of pure CRAP from Marvel. Holy shit, I'm an old fag reading books from the mid 70's and I'm astounded by how godawful things have become.

>>91137809
The art is so ugly. Why is this allowed?

>>91143572
I'm still not clear what actually happened. They ran off out of the war zone but then he was immediately back at hq talking to people and now his bf hangs out with the team.

>>91136399
>>91136425
>privilege
>white hillbilly human traffickers

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>>91136494
>Then got off scot free... Like nothing.
>scot free
*rimshot* *fart*

>>91147443
lol. Guess you can't expect Hopeless to have actually read any comics before.

>>91148182
Well he's read more than Taylor who completely changed her personality.

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>>91136931
>>91136931

>>91148325
If you've actually read it it's damn clear Taylor knows Laura's history.

>>91148407
Wiki articles perhaps.

>>91145459
They're very likely dancing to elvis

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>>91145790
>>91145459
>>91147443
>>91148182

>Laura doesn't seem like the "lets dance and party" type
I beg your pardon? Laura dancing is based dancing

>>91136807

Wait, so...there was definitely NEVER going to be any explanation for or resolution of the O5 not going back, and they've just said 'Secret Wars mixed everything up anyway' and that's it?

>>91140080
not without the pheonix they're not.scott fell in love with both of them, not just jean alone

>>91148845
That's as good as it gets, the O5 being from the pre SW 616 and not part of prime earth makes a good enough explanation for me. The new MU is the alternate universe, the O5 are the real deal!

Also dibs on blue, I I've always liked the O5

>>91136736
>>91136770
This is good though.
It means these stupid fucks can be killed off without repercussion as they are no longer 'our' O5.
It can also be a loophole to making Adult Iceman straight again.

Good Riddance to one of the worst X-books of all time and one of Marvels worst currently printing books.

Fucking Trash.

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>>91148671
About the subject and question weather Laura know how to dance or or doing interment to have fun. I think it is depended on her mental and emotional state.
She can act more normal and having fun some times but other she act vary cool and cold on these type of social activities

>>91149477
They're not going to make him straight again. Stop being dumb.

>>91136371
>Bobby doesn't understand what the grill is
What?

>>91136494

How did that not break Scott's foot?

And he's STILL going on about the "monster" thing? Even now? Scott, if you thought that your future-self was a monster, that wasn't because of Emma's attempt to make him out to be a hero. It's because you're a fucking retard.

>>91148671
Forgot about that. Guess she does like to do normie things when she's not cutting herself or acting all emo.

>>91136425
What happened to being on some tropical island watching your girlfriend drown her childhood enemies in 2 feet of water?

>>91149915
He has big feet
As for the monster thing I prefer for it to be properly addressed rather than forgotten because it was such a big plot line and suddenly that hack Lemire dropped it

>>91149914
Public grills, not grills as a concept.
Apparently rich people don't go to parks?
I wasn't aware he was rich in the first place, but whatever.

>>91150364
>I wasn't aware he was rich in the first place, but whatever.
Neither was I, not that it matters, seeing as how he technically doesn't have any family anymore.
I think it was just a shitty excuse to tell Bobby to check his privilege.

>>91141828

they are all new Avalanche and Pyro. New people who decided to join the new brotherhood and use those names as a homage, probably because they also have fire and earthquake powers.

I first thought the fire girl in the cover was Amara, but it may be the new Pyro.

>>91150364
He's part jewish. Of course he's rich.

>>91150364
>>91150461
Last time I read a story involving Bobby Drakes parents they were fairly middle class Average Joe types. But...Hopeless.

>>91136425
God fucking damn it, Marvel. There are more evil people in the world than white rednecks. It's fucking old and hackneyed by now. Shit like this is literally why Trump became president - people are fucking tired of being punching bags for lazy virtue signallers.

>>91145707
>girl won't sleep with my self-insert therefore she is unlikable.

Lmao damn Scottfags.

>>91150461
Especially when his boyfriend is also a white guy in a nominally less oppressed group. It was a weird thing to say.
>>91150671
I think only his mother, they're non-practicing and their house wasn't anything special.

>>91137633
>Lost the only person I ever cared for.
It's pretty sad to think that's how Emma actually feels and to think Marvel just turned her into a inhuman genocide machine by the end of IvX. She wanted Cyclops to die as a hero because she truly loved him and they should have shown her slowly becoming truly insane seeing all she did was for nothing since even his allies went along with the LITERALLY HITLER bullshit so at least we could justify everything that was said about him before DoX and her stance during IvX. But expecting good writing from Soule and Lemire was a big mistake of my part and I can only blame myself.

>>91150939
>also a white guy

We don't know for first certain if he is.
Lack of backstory, surname, and the ambiguous skin color all makes one think.

>>91136873
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>91150989
He's got an Italian name and blue eyes, so I'd say probably. He also wasn't any kind of freakshow until very recently. The skin colour has varied a bit but generally stayed in the range of "white or white mutant".
Also, he's telling someone who has literally been attacked by lynch mobs that he's privileged.

>>91151204
>Italian name

I know black and Latinos with that name. Never any Italians, yes I know that it is the origin but never encountered a white Romeo.
And seen blue eyes on really dark skin Mexicans.

He could be Italian or a shitskin.

>>91136931
what is this an early 2000s animated Dream Works movie?

fuck this

>>91136494
What stuff DIDN'T he do again? Destroy a toxic cloud that was grotesquely killing his people? Cause if he DID do that it would make him a villain, right?

Agh, the basic premise of this is just so fucked

And so the x-men stay as they were before, completely unreadable.

>>91136513
>Panel 3
Jean what's wrong with your aaaaaaaaaaarms

>>91136736
NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

>>91151793
It's based on the 60s, where the O5 are from

>>91149786
>>91147443
I can see the development here
>Raised in a lab and never tried dancing before
>Go to a concert, tries to dance but just ends up spazzing out
>Doesn't want to try dancing anymore

>>91136931
SOMEBODY

>>91145187
I don't hate Genosha and New Tien as concepts. The problem is that they never last very long and are usually poorly written.

>>91148329
Hulk's wisdom is his true super power. That ending was horrible. It was so bad I had to take a second look.
Even still, young Beast executing an advanced spell like that was neat. I LIKE smart guys giving magic a try.

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>>91136770
Isn't the whole appeal of Teen Beast that he doesn't turn into a furry, blue monster.

Like what's the point if he is turned into a magical monster?

Abby already is fucking Beast.

>>91155787
Well, now thanks to IvX, the appeal of Teen Beast is he's not pro-Mutant Genocide like his older self is.

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>>91155995
Weak b8, m8.

The ladies love Beast.

>>91155787
He has horns and satyr legs like Disney's Beast

>>91136324
so, long story short, the O5 were not "plucked" out of time, they were duplicated, or possibly plucked but promptly replaced by later events.
Meanwhile, current Cyclops is dead, current Jean is dead, current Beast is written out, current Angel is amnesiac, and current ice man is... MIA?

So that's their plan, the xmen plot are SO convoluted that they need to just write them all out and literally start anew?

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>>91136931
They were right.

Bring them back.

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>>91156331
fuck.

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>>91156667
Well, it's 90s Iron Man all over again. Glad this worked out so well.

Why does everyone ignore how fucked up Scott is?
Jean just dismissed his emo breakdown with an "oh he'll be fine, he's resilient."
Did they all forget that Future Scott goes on a crazed murder rampage after going batshit insane?
Crazy Future Scott is why they're there.

>>91156667
>current Beast is written out

Honestly it's better this way.

>>91136892
But didn't Scott literally have any love and affection for Jean ripped out of him?
This brings up a question in my mind now. Is he just being horny or did Jean mindrape him?

>>91156667
They weren't duplicated. The reality/timeline they came from was destroyed by the paradox and this current reality/timeline was created just like every time-travel story creates a new timeline in the Marvel multiverse.

>>91158580
They never said that's what the Celestial's mirror did to him.
Some anon just kept pushing that headcanon autistically hard and everyone believed it. That's all.
Jean's dialog had it being that "it changed his heart".
That doesn't necessarily mean that he's not in love with Jean anymore, just that he's had an attitude adjustment.
Given that he's considering murder these days, I'm guessing he's pretty far from the Claremont era Scott's kind of heart.

And the Jean-mindrapes-everyone meme is supposed to justify /pol/co/ gaybashing, not solve the mystery of why her would-be future husband has the hots for her.
Get it together anon.

>>91158794
Jean mindraping everyone isn't a meme because of /pol/. It's a meme because she has little ethics about the abuse of her powers and that resulted in the bizarre side effect of the issue iceman was turned gay looking more like it was an effect of psychic tampering than an actual coming out.

>>91158497
It really is, and I'm an avid Beast fan. This way I can pretend Beast and Brand go off into space to have adventures saving worlds. Instant happy send off.

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>>91158940
Says you.
The only evidence of her abusing her powers without reason is the headcanon that she goes around making men gay because she wants them to be attracted to her.
I shouldn't have to explain to you why that's /b/-level retarded circular non-logic, right there.
The closet-cases always post a pic from that one time she stopped a panicking Angel from messing around with the time machine, as if that was anywhere near as unethical, but everyone could see that she did that and she was taught not to do that in the very next issue. Also, the panicking guy was messing with the fucking time machine. That's some fucking solid justification.
And AGAIN I have to remind you morons that Iceman was obviously gay for fifty years of comics.
It's not as if you idiots paid enough attention to say otherwise, Bendis was writing the O5 Bobby as a flaming example of gayness for 40 fucking issues before outing him and you pricks never noticed that. So what right do you have to claim you know anything at all?

>>91159195
>Mindraping a person in order to force them to stay where they don't want to be isn't unethical
You're clearly either retarded,pretending to be retarded, or some sort of sociopath.

>>91137147
Why didnt he put anyone from other realities back where they came from?

>>91159195
These people keep showing up and every time I see one I'm more convinced it's a just a plot. You'd have to be a monster on the level of Bundy to think digging into people's minds and manipulating them into revealing a secret is acceptable. That shit isn't even a new conflict in comics.

>>91159195
Tfw chuck austen did a better job writing gay iceman than bebdis

>>91159219
Stopping someone from making a bad decision with a time machine by using telepathy is NOT unethical.
And the act of misusing telepathy when she could have just used telekinesis was the example of Jean being irresponsible, not evil,
and that's STILL an enormous difference from erasing and rewriting someone's identity.
After Jean did that Warren still knew that he wanted to return to the past, he was still Warren.
It was nowhere near the same decision or anything resembling the same kind of consequences, let alone was it anything that could indicate Jean even had this headcanon ability to rewrite people in a split second.
Jean never had that kind of power.
Everyone knows this isn't about any comic character, this is about your personal issues with homophobia that force you to reach for these moronic fantasies that comfort you somehow.
It's pure bullshit headcanon, and all the tantrums in the world that you throw can't change that fact.

>>91136324
Thank you.

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>>91136931

This is a new lower for the franchise. I expect to see this page posted here over and over again.

>>91138010
I thought that was adult iceman who was dating the inhuman? Is this guy hanging out with his boyfriends teenage self?

>>91160614
No, it's teen Bobby that's dating the teen Inhuman. Adult Bobby has yet to date any dudes.

>>91146255

Yep when they said they weren't going to spoil it had to come here to find it.

Fucking wish Higgins would stop tweeting about fucking trump he used to be a pretty ok guy to follow but every day now hes just complaining.

>>91156331
That is best beast

>>91156667
No you idiot, the O5 where brought from the past version of earth 616 that was left without the them in the past and the collapsed because incursions.

The new recreation of of the MU post secret wars has the O5 in the past like it has to, but it means the ones in the comic are from earth 616 that was destroyed. The kids are the original deal and the new MU is an alternative universe

>>91159195
Jean, don't you have a team to lead and more people to turn gay?

Hopeless can't fucking write for shit. Bends can't write for shit. X-Men is truly dead...Thanks a lot Marvel/Disney.

>>91136599
>Jean peeks in someone's mind without asking and acts like a cunt with the information she got FIVE pages after she told Scott that she doesn't do that kind of thing anymore
Fucking kill yourself Jean

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>>91162908
Kek