Justice League of America #3 Storytime

>>91131182
Markovia better show up in this nonsense.

>>91131160
Thanks for the storytime, Norrin

>>91131213
>lobo already getting drunk
I can't hate this book.

Morning Norrin

>>91131227
Aren't some of those real countries?

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>>91131225
>>91131249
Noworries. Caught a cold this week, but these storytimes make the sleeplessness worth it.

Anyone got preference whether I storytime Batman or Superman first?

>>91131227
>slovekia

>>91131160
Cool, time for Batman vs. not!Dr. Doom part 3!

>>91131205
I thought there was a new member that I don't recall being added, but it was just Lobo's fucking knee

>>91131276
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Slovekia
It's from an old Lord Havok story.

>>91131247
Can Orlando just write a full-on Lobo book? This is the best his character voice has been in a long time.

>>91131264
That sucks, hope you get better soon.

I would prefer Superman if you're feeling it

>>91131264
Supes

>>91131300
Is also an existing European country with one letter swapped out, looks kinda funny like that

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That fake leak today was weak, but that idea of JLABats being J'onn is so crazy it's perfect.

>>91131356
It's Captain Batmerica!

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Soon!

>>91131341
Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republica, Austria, Hungary and Romania then.

>>91131286
"eyes up"..while showing all that cleavage?

im going to miss now that net neutrality is dead

>>91131370
Press F to pay respects to Jim.

>>91131356
So that confirms them from the same world as Thunderer since the other Marvel world Captain America has a different shield.

>>91131395

F

Can Orlando please get his own DeMatties

>>91131375
They also merged Ukraine and Belarus for some reason

>>91131264
There's a Batman and Superman book out this week?

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SoonER!

Believe
Always
Believe

>>91131341
>I have brought every nation that touches Kravia under my power.

Looks like he missed that big one on the right.

>>91131470
pretty sure its an empty desert

>>91131470
That's Ukraine and Belarus, you provoke a much greater evil if you invade them.

whats the schedule of todays releases?

>>91131160
Secret Wars sucked!

>>91131327
>Cigar to the eye
I like Lobo

>>91131491
>provoke a much greater evil if you invade them.
russia is our ally

>>91131239
Cheers, luv! The Killvery's here!

>>91131506
You say that now but try to invade the Ukraine and we'll see

>>91131286
Makes sense

>>91131491
Putin won't care unless Dr Doom is an enemy. He just didn't want NATO on his border.

>>91131341
Which Earth is he from again?

>>91131506
Not according to the liberals.

>>91131567
8
The one the Gentry show up in in Multiversity #1.

>>91131403
So he's Earth 7 Havok who stole Earth 8 Wundajin's axe?

>>91131254

Okay, I know all of Lord Havoc's crew are pastiches of Marvel villains, but this lady is eluding me. Who's she supposed to be?

>>91131615
Goblin

>>91131608
I don't recall him having an ax. But that is Earth 7's American Crusader's shield.

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>>91131645
Fuck forgot image.

>>91131629

Oh, okay. I can see it now. Thanks!

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>>91131645
Wundajin from Earth 8 had his ax stolen by his world's version of Havoc.

>MAKE LOBO GREAT AGAIN
>they did
based

>>91131706
But this Havok doesn't have it but has earth 7s shield. Where are you getting Earth 8 from all this?

>>91131802
The ax. Thunderer uses a stone one

>>91131825
Has the ax shown up in JLA in a previous issue? I asked where you saw the ax and you post an entirely different comic.

>>91131845
>>91131825
I went through and found it.
Weird. Wonder what's going on or if just a writer/artist mistake.

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>>91131349
>batman throws a batarang at a foe, infinitely more powerful than he is
>foe is affected, stunned, and weakened
>mfw
every time

>>91131311
Sunspot vs Dr Strange?
Not that I'm bumping or anything.

>>91131491
Lord Havok is smart and knows how not to get Belaruse'd

>>91131297
>notes that this guy isn't hurting people or attacking or doing anything really hostile
>immediately attacks, keeps attacking even as he sort of suggests he's not a real foe

Oh Ray.

>>91131339
There is Slovakia and Slovenia. There is no such country as Slovekia.

I wasn't really feeling this book from the Rebirth or #1 issue but damn last issue and this one have been pretty good. tfw you kinda want Lord Havok to win

>>91131247
>>91131286
Art is fucking great as well.

Only thing I still don't like is Choi's Atom suit. >>91131264
Why does he need a air tight suit if he can shrink other people down just fine when they don't have one? Plus it just looks fucking stupid. It's taking the CW synergy thing too far.

>>91131341
so tinfoil time
Kravia = bizarre Slovakia
Gardevia = Poland? no country there has a female president, Poland is the only one with a female PM but she's ugly as sin
Pokolistan = Hungary, their president is the only one with a 'stache
Zandia = Czechia/Romania by elimination
Kaznia = Romania/Czechia (lol Romianians aren't Roms and Czech president is a mental drunk)
Slovekia = Austria, the room layout fits the Imperial Palace

>>91132210
what he said
Slovakia where a1 -> e is Slovekia
Slovenia where n -> k is Slovekia

>>91132262
Oh, my bad. What country Kravia is supposed to be anyway? Serbia? I got this vibes from Havok speech about "greater uniion"

>>91132284
look at post above, I tried deciphering it as it's my neighbourhood, judging by the map >>91131341 here, Kravia is Slovakia (since Havok started here)

>>91132305
Where's Markovia supposed to be?

>>91132305
Well, it looks right. But not so close to reality since Slovakia never had any ambtion, guts and power to spread it's infulence.

>>91132310
wiki says it's between Belgium, France and Luxembourg, I'd guess it's somewhere around the Ardennes? Or maybe Belgian Luxembourg

>>91132331
well they never had a von Doom either, ask Orlando and/or Cunningham why DC turned away from a made-up Europe map

>>91131653
Could have sworn that shield belongs to a female superhero. The name eludes me at the moment.

>>91132428
Liberty Belle?

>>91132449
Only liberty Belle I know of doesn't use a shield. It was someone else.

>>91132457
Was it someone that rolled with Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters?

>>91132541
Probably, I'm not sure. I could have sworn someone mentioned her in the storytime for the last issue but for the life of me I can't find it in the archive.

This book has been so much better than I first expected.

>>91131160
COMPANY WAR!!!!!!!!!!

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>>91131327
>based mainman

>>91131470
You don't fuck with Ukraine.

>>91131341
Soooo... in Batman and Robin Eternal, when Batman went to Prague, where exactly did he go?

>>91133028
DC Earth canonically is like 20% larger than real world to make room for all the real places and fictional countries.

>>91133125
Yeah, but they used real countries in this and just renamed them.

>>91133199
No those were fake countries that just so happen to have the exact same shape and size as the real countries a bit to the west of them.

>>91133268
Fucking Americans...

>>91131395
F

>Put Reis on the title for the first two issues
>Take him off for all the action
lol

>>91131286
>Canary is taking on Doc Cock
hell yes time for hentai

>>91133445


NO COUNTRY MATTERS EXCEPT AMERICA IN COMICS!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!

>>91133445
America got embiggened too, given that all those hero cities don't exist on our earth.

>>91133945
>embiggened
I see you are from Springfield too.

This book's not bad at all but it just makes me want a Lobo solo from Orlando.

He's the best part of the comic and every time he's not on the page the others should ask where's Lobo.

>>91132704
Has there ever been a gag where people just call him "Main Man," not "the Main Man" just "Main Man," thinking it's a superhero thing?

>>91131194
>Question
Fuck, I knew it wasn't him but I still got a little hyped

>>91131263
They all are some version of the real Balkan countries with the names shuffled around

>>91132238
Havok isn't some pants-on-head retarded strawman strongman
He's basically Doom after all, with the same motivation and everything

>>91132164
The Batman school of interrogation

So Reis already fucked off? The thing I liked about DC's A list artists was that they committed to the books for long term and could keep schedule. Now they've become just as lazy and obnoxious and Marvel ones.

>>91131213
>vixen yanking Bruce's chain about the mask

I like it

>>91131522
Ya ever get that feelin' of deja vu?

>>91131356
This book is offensively mediocre. Orlando needs a scripter ASAP, because the dialogue is cringey.
Just checked the solicits, Reis was said to be on the title until issue 4, so fuck that, too.
I'm going to assume he is working on the summer event or a new ongoing.

>>91135542
On the other hand, Batwoman has been genuinely good, while I had higher hopes for this book, so this must be Bizarro-Earth.

>>91132551
>shield
>>91132541
>>91132457
>>91132449
>>91132428
Miss Liberty?

>>91131254
Best goblin waifu, move over Menace

>>91131295
Lobo's Knee is better then half these characters

>>91131895
Batman and Joker both are supernatural in nature, there's no other explanation for half the shit they do.

>>91131205
"Quick guys, I'm gonna say a really cool one liner and we all need to get in formation before they look this way"

>>91131218
>Lobo flicking away Ray's projection
It's the little things

>>91131272
>that bara belly

...I should not find him attractive

>>91131160
This book is fun, but it would be better if it was twice a month

>>91137311
It is.

>>91131295
>>91136734
Lobo's Knee mini when

>>91131247
>>91131264
>>91131286
>>91131297
I love to death when groups fight each other and it's them having one on ones away from each other

I want to like this book more. It's definitely not bad and the art (especially dat Canary chest and legs) is great. I just want to like it more cause Canary and Lobo are two of my favs in DC

>>91135660
Batwoman had one fucking issue

>>91135542
If he's on Rise of the Seven Seas I'll be less mad, but that things been stuck in the pipeline forever

>>91131356
Batman has Crusader's Shield. Nice.

>>91131341
Havok wears so much bling. Wundajin's axe, Americommando's shield which probably shouldn't be round, but all the more reason to call it "not-captain america's shield".

>>91137533
2, rebirth and #1

>>91131160
thanks norrin
i'm fairly new to weekly comics, is there a superman this week? will there be a storytime?

>>91138342
Superman is released on the first and third weeks of the month, so no.

>>91138417
oh it's biweekly now, cool, thanks man.

>>91138342
5th Wednesdays in comics are usually for books that were delayed and annuals. Literally the only rebirth books this week are this one (because delays), the Titans Annual, and the Batgirl Annual.

So enjoy some DC/Hanna Barbara crossovers instead. Or go see how Marvel manages to screw up their new X-Men relaunch once again.

>>91137533
>>91138157
And two issues leading into it in 'Tec

>>91131264
just keep doing god's work my man

>>91131227
Isn't Zandia the supervillain nation?

>>91131247
I want to fuck Lobo!

>>91131506
Russia is no one's "ally".

>>91131895
That's not a batarang.

>>91131247
holy shit this page is awesome

>>91131160

Is it too much to hope that the Extremists stick around? I'm really surprised with how much I like having DOOM in the DCU.

>>91131247

The fact that the rest of the book is pretty good is besides the point. Even if it wasn't, and Lobo was written as well as he is, I'd still read every single issue.

>>91131160
For real though Lobo would pulp Sabertooth

>>91131205
I was wondering why Ryan spends all his time small and then I realized that that's just because it's less for the artist to draw.

>>91131506

Russia is Russia's ally.

>>91142421

Lobo gave his word to Batman that he wouldn't kill anyone while on the team, and the Main Man's word is his bond.

>>91142289
But are you going to buy it?

>>91142786
I'm just sayin' depending on how close Tracer is to his Marvel counterpart, it could be a pretty one-sided fight.

>>91142839

If I had more than twenty dollars at the end of the month after rent, bills and food, then I would.

>>91142895

Oh, okay. I getcha. I think it's safe to say it's a one-sided fight with Lobo putting a cigar out in Tracer's eye, though.

>>91131272
Superior Gorgon when?

>>91142996

That's the next arc of the story. Gorgon transfers his consciousness into Batman, and discovers how to be a hero.