What do you think about all this robot stuff?
Well, good Lord! Are we under attack?
No... that robot monkey, on the news.
You're kidding. That guy's a robot monkey?
...No. But, would you ever put your brain in a robot body?
Why? I like my body. Ha, I love my body.
Ah, you'd never get old, or sick -
Why is the alarm going off?
Beats me. But you know, Skip, your robot body would be the perfect man. Handsome, strong -
Well... could my robot body be a, um, beautiful woman?
Uhhh.... yeah, sure.
Then you'd better believe I'd put my brain in a robot's body!
Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.
Well, you'd have the strength of five men.
I got that now!
Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
Oh, no! Poor kitty!
Yeah.
Would I still have my rugged Latin features?
You'd look exactly the same.
Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.
Sir, please. You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
Five feet! Why so short?
Because... that's as big as they come?
Captain! There's a crack in the hull! Pod Seven is flooding!
A Barbeau-bot would weld that leak with her laser beam eyes.
You won't have laser beam eyes, okay?
What about... X-ray vision?
Yeah... You'll have that.
Do you want the mustache on or off?
are you happy with how this thread is turning out, OP?
>>91121962
I know I am.Fuck Pod Six