Best EEnE quotes?

>>91109587
eggs eggs eggs

>>91109587
"Buttered toast "

>>91109587
I just love Eddy's face of bewilderment when Edd starts ripping the shit outta those strings

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>YOU need to eat more fiber, head-in-sock Ed-Boy!

mfw Rolf told Edd he's full of shit

>>91109587
"What happened to the stairs?"
"My parents took them down because I am grounded."
"That's quite disturbing."

Everything involving Rolf is a gem
>the hat of discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?

>STALE END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD

I can't sleep Eddy how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

>>91109587
"Canadians are weird!"

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>>91109587
>The video is still up after all this time

>>91109587
>"I should have all the feeling back in my feet after this word from our sponsor."
>"Curse broadcast commercialism."

>"THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF"

>"That's my udder you're touching"

> [Japanese gibberish]

>sol y sexo
IIRC

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>"Get away from me Johnny you little nigger"

How did they get that past the Canadian censors

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>>91109587
>you ate jim

This just gets me so hard every
time I dont even know

is EEnE the only show that did
>lol so randum XD
the right way?

Mi carne me pide sol y sexo
Rolf has the best quotes tbqh

>>91109587
>IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

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>Johnny, you dropped your face!

Every time. I can't imagine why people hate this show.

>>91110298
That episode was absolute fucking gold, beginning to end.
>"Santa?"

>>91109684
Damn, I just got the joke.

>>91110420
billy and mandy
invader zim (most of the time)

>If Sarah told you to jump into a lake with a rock tied to your head so she could wait for naked photos of you to develop so she could hand them out to everyone in the cul-de-sac, Would you!?

>I had socks on.
(Eddy shudders loudly)

>Is that a giant clam?

>>91110420
It wasn't random. There was a complete internal logic to everyone and everything.

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>>91109936
This one was funnier.

That part when they are serenading Johnny outside his window by accident.

>OH BABY~ I SURRENDER! UH HUH

>>91109587
i AM ED
CHEESE OF MACARONI

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>>91109701

>>91113827
That file name holds true since the dawn of the first boss.

>>91110298
From the same episode.
>you gonna share those?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVzTt1eyKUk

Just this

>>91109936
Remember the time we all found out about the SFW tad on redtube because of Bee Movie?


Are the Bernie videos still there?

>Woo-hoo, PG-13!
>That's my mom's, Eddy

>>91109930
Came here to post that

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>>91110298

>>91112784
later in the episode
>is that a giant clam?

>>91114843
That fucking noise he makes as he slides down.

>>91115040
Hey eddy if carrots are good for your eyes then can they dial a phone?

>>91115166
I can't tell if it's a howie scream or a tie fighter but it's fucking hilarious

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>>91115227

>>91114843
Is there any show with better sound work than EEnE?
I never even realized sounds effects could be just as funny as an actual joke before seeing it.

>GOOD LORD, MAN!

"Oh dear! A shriek of terror!"
"DADS HOME!!!"

>>91115355
I don't think anything comes close personally. I'm sure the stock sound effects from old cartoons were just as funny but in this show back in their time they really take it further in the right direction than anything else around that time.

>>91110298
>The fact ed actually ate a fucking cactus
>Double Dee's matter-of-fact delivery of the line
>Naming the damn cactus in the first place

It's a triple whammy.

>>91110298
>oh, did Jim get a haircut?

>>91115355
Tex's wild takes were pretty great at this.
https://vimeo.com/136974317
>That fucking horse whinnying sound

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>>91115353

>Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say, 'Not now, I just got home from work.'

>>91109701
*nasal exhale*

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The slow realization of the situation is wonderful

"IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE!?"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VVQPSrHGa8

>>91115894
>SUBALUWA!

>>91109622
Goddamn that's rich

The bit with Ed and the seagulls in his bedroom.
"Edd! How can you live this way?!"
"I hate birds. They're so useless."

>>91111908
Was gonna post this

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>>91114843
>that sound the tongue makes as he ziplines down

"Is that a giant clam?"

GOOD LORD, MAN

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>>91114843
>>91115166
>>91118066
>mfw not a battlecry, just howls of pain from getting rope burn on his fucking tongue.

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>hi eddy!

> She's so radical.

>"She can't take her eyes off me.

>Her hair is so clean, and not flyaway at all.

>Hello? Echo! MY NAME IS ED!

https://youtu.be/u-UrRMvTueU

>That noise before he almost clobbers Edd
Every single time.

Summer rains

>>91109622
thats not when he said that line

>I'm sure if we put our 2 and a half heads together

i found my sensitive side because it has a rash!

OAHH!

...Thank you for sharing with that with us Ed :/

>>91120486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2zAg39AXcs

>>91120559
you can never predict them

You know, thinking about this makes me realize that there aren't any super-memorable lines, but the pantomime was gold.

>Ed downing an entire fridge's worth of food
>The hair-dryer-grappling-hook scene
>Ed eating his mattress
>Double-D showing Ed static electricity

>>91115614
I love when rather than question why, they just keep going on.
>Ed is that a turtle?
>Yuuuup
Later on in the episode double D hands Ed a helmet
>Here Ed, put this on. It'll protect the turtle.

>YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!

>What did he say?

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>>91120783

>>91115802
It's dad will sit there and watch tv

>>91109587
Literally any quote from Rolf.

>>91120872
That one is from Cool Hand Ed. The one I quoted was an earlier episode, For Your Ed Only.

>>91120486
>>91120749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MM4Plma33M&feature=youtu.be&t=76
this is what it was sampled from

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>>91120614

>>91120872
No he quoted when they stole sarash diary

>>91120872
It happened twice, both are accurate.

its after eddy falls off of the other side of the flat tree and edd says "i best tend to his medical needs... excuse me!" and then ed says my turn to jump on his head

>>91121002
forgot
>>91120953

>>91120877
Rolf describing the Eds is the best
>weasel in the henhouse ed boy
>square peg in round hole ed boy
>he who resembles a swollen thumb ed boy
>lacking a chin ed boy
>head in sock ed boy

the list goes on

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>Welcome home, my dainty dowdy darlings!

Rolf's weird idioms are always great

I think this is my favourite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_HHMuoAwDA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHahFyr42K4

>>91121285
ROLF'S TRACTOR IS NOT FOR SALE

>>91121285
>Rofl does not love you nazz girl

Was Nazz hitting on Rolf?

https://youtu.be/lSHdj-jbtoU?t=843

14:10-14:34

>>91109622
Kek

>>91109684
fuuuuucckk

that's good

>>91114843
Did Ed turn into a fucking TIE Fighter?

>I am a woodpecker, except with dirt.

BIRD BRAIN ED BOY! SIT DOWN! MY PATIENCE IS THIN AND YOUR HEAD IS FAT

"Boing! It's a lightbulb."

And later

"WAHH!! Boing Eddy!"

>>91109668
True kino

I AM JIMMY HEAR ME ROAR!

"Evil Tim has beckoned them!"

>>91124407
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TJNecIpDUA

Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite!

>>91124570

Crack open a window, and get some air, Johnny!

QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A JELLY FISH, DOGGY DOO-DOO ED BOY! FOR IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SHEPARD ELDERS, ROLF WILL GRILL YOUR STRUDEL UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A TEENSY, WEENSY BABY!

>>91124627
>open a window johnny and get some air

You know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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>>91121068
>he who resembles swollen thumb

BIIIIIIG! TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL(eddys shirt rips)LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

I'm a minor, STOP!

MUST ROLF BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THAT OVER COOKED NOODLE YOU CALL A HEAD!?

What do you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no sole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

>>91124872
Rolf too yearns the simple life as a noodle head.

[Ed, messing with the tape recorder]

Let's get funky!

anything plank said

>>91109587
Are moms girls?

>>91125048
I mean... I guess?

>Are you feeling anything Ed?

>Nuhaha I'm half baked!

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>Shriek heard off screen
>"Dad's home!"

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>>91125123
>He's grinning like the idiot he is the whole time

>One plus one equals one on a bun.

>Slick me back, cuz I'm happenin'

Its truly amazing that this cartoon got an ending. Think of all the other episodic cartoons that didn't.

The ending with eddy, Ed, and Jimmy dancing. Probably the hardest I ever laughed as a kid

>You've got sleepies in your eyes, Eddy