Star Vs the Forces of Evil

Reminder Starco has a big chance of being the greatest love story ever told starting next season.

>>91108635
Toradora/

palmtop star

drawfags make it happen.

I like
Star Butterfly

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Where is the promo, Nefcy? A t least give us a fucking promo

>>91108635
Starco is not endgame.

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>>91108879
>Starco is not endgame.

>>91108879
The only way I see Starco not being endgame is that either one or both of them die

>>91108958
>>91108912
>Implying this show won't end depressing

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This threads finally slowed down.

>>91108848
I like her
More.

use the catalog senpai

I miss them everyday. Webshorts fucking where? Comics where? Manga adaptation where?

Daron should unleash the beast already.

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>>91108862
With the season 3 anticipation, how hype should Nefcy make the trailer?

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>>91108445
God, I love this show.

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>Meanwhile in bizarro star vs the forces of evil

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>>91109070

>>91109027
>Webshorts fucking where?
That'd be nice, but they just would slow down the making of s3 and s4.
>Comics where?
Maybe never if the first 4 numbers of Deep Trouble (or the collection) don't sell well.
>Manga adaptation where?
Dued wat. Btw there's a cinecomic of the first episodes, but I personally don't like this kind of thing. I fell like that keeps the downsides of animation and merges them with those of comics.

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>>91109070

WHY DID YOU KILL MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

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>>91109032
>Princess Marco
cool image ruined, it desn't fit well in serious/epic tones

>>91109027
BUY THE COMICS

>>91109070
starco is ugly and flawed

>>91109070
>Star is evil and ludo is the real hero
Fund it

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Until the inevitable backstory episode(s) next season prove me wrong I'm going to assume Toffee in his warrior days was a swaggering Chad until Moon put the fear of god into him.

>>91109031
Less is more. I liked a previous anon idea of just the wand beeping like in the opening, except it slows down and turns green right at the end.

>>91109318
>New opening
>Instead of Star being pushed by Moon to Earth and crash meeting into Marco, it's Moon dragging Star into Mewni while Marco chases after her too late.

Imagine

>JARCO WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, Jarco lost by a massive margin. Starco won by over 30 more episodes of development.

Starco is the true endgame. Star is who the IRL Marco chose. Any time a jarco supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Jarco is literally the least popular ship of all time.

Starco fucking won.

*sips tea*

>>91109379
If you keep repeating a lie, you'll soon believe it to be the truth.

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>>91109379
>Ummm... no sweetie

>>91109379
if you have to write multiple paragraphs about which fictional relationship "won," then you automatically lose

>>91109396
>>91109423
Don't forget the reddit spacing, it's just another redditor. He has to go back.

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>>91109379
I call falseflagging! What do I win?

>>91109379
more importantly, people already support it
if they make it canon, we rejoice
if they dont, nearly everyone will ignore it anyways, and it will go down in infamy
people dont care about canon, fans of nearly every show ignore it half the time, they only care about how good certain people are together, and in this case it is star and marco
you are entitle to your own opinion, like jarco is better, but that doesnt change the fact that a large chuck of the fanbase, and nearly all fan-content creators believe in starco

What if instead of SouthCal Star will appear in Scandinavia or Russia, where sun is half-forgotten memory for 7 months in a year and you have to drink 40+ alcohol to keep yourself warm?
Will she be able to keep her cheerful attitude for long?

>>91109070
Jarco is a totally acceptable ship to root for :)

>>91109510
yes, she will endure the long harsh winter with only joy in her heart

>>91109379
This is about Trump and Hillary again, da?

>>91109510
What if Star uses her magic on Echo Creek to bring winter to the city so she can celebrate a true White Christmas with Marco who always wanted to celebrate a true White Christmas?

Starco is for pathetic cucks, jarco is endgame, this is a fact. Starco is absolute shit compared to jarco.

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>>91109548

>>91109445
>>91109423
>>91109396
Star is a criminal. Lock her up.

>>91109564
Enjoy your inferior """""""""women""""""""" cuck. Star is a pathetic beta while jackie is alpha.

>>91109510
Star would probably get beat up by Russian school staceys

>>91108978
Disney don't have the balls for a depressing ending.

Question to all my /pol/ friends: Does a Starco endgame trigger you?

I'm under the impression it doesn't and most of you support it, but I suspect there may be a couple of anons from there who don't like it.

>>91109633
it would come out of left field, as well

>>91109633
How about a mindfuck episode where it can fool kids that its a happy ending?

>>91109610
>>91109548
I know (you)'s are addictive but this is just pathetic. Here's some pity (you)'s I hope they're enough to get you through your day

>>91109644
no, it's perfect
Marco is honorarily an aryan

>>91108445
They won't. The first scene of S3 will be Marco cutting open a portal to Mewni.

>>91109070
Star is cute. CUTE

>>91109699
Fucking die you piece of shit.

>>91109671
You're such a pathetic cuck loving a desperate pathetic cuck of a women. Jackie will beat star, star has to go back.

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>>91109733
are you sure you are from bizzarro world?

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>>91109379
I-I A-Agree with you anon. T-There is still Hope!

>>91109494
You sure sound like a zutara.

Real Starco shill here, this is pure crap. There are no paid shills. Most of us are volunteers who just so happen to disagree with your sick, dumb waifu. There is no shortage of good SVTFOE fans who want to see Jarco go down in flames.

Yes, we do disrupt this not!general. We have template posts about controversial subjects and pics designed to piss you off. Our lead gave us a shared folder with over 1000 pics of half naked monster men for more "cuck" distraction posts.

The goal isn't to get you to support Starco. That's a lost cause. It's disruption so you waste more time arguing instead of supporting Jarco.

Why tell you? Well, honestly this thread is kind of annoying and I wanted to set the record straight. But mostly, all polls show Jarco trailing so far behind Star has this locked. We can shit all over you and openly laugh about it because this show is already over.

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>>91109808
Ok.

>>91109831
Delete your account

>>91109699
>aryan

Marco is one of the Indo-Iranian peoples of 1600-900 BC?

Sheeit, that's quite a tweest. How'd he end up in 2017 California?

>>91109379
Jarco btfo. How will they ever recover?

>>91109831
Yes, destroy star. She deserves pain from best girl jackie. Jarco will always win and will always cuck starco.

>>91109862
Who do you think built the aztec pyramids

>>91109862
Fucking shut up.

>>91109699
Marco has a white mom and still is brown af. Star needs to use her zyklon b blast on him

>>91109938
He's very light, the exact same shade as the pinoy under the cali sun.

To that anon who wrote that hugeass essay analysis about Star and Marco's relationship, if you're here I just wanna say I love you. "Star-getting an emotional root canal-crushed" is the best thing I have ever read in my entire pathetic life.

>>91109994
Screencap?

>>91109994
I missed that one. Screencap? Link to thread?

Something tells me Star will be even worse off at the end of season 3 than she is now

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>>91109379
>umm no sweetie
>educate them with facts

Your Tumblr is showing

>>91110010
>>91110013
It's a pastebin. I'm afraid mods will delete it imediately. Here goes nothing anyway https://pastebin.com/Jd9u4y8k

>>91109898
No, it's an interesting twist.

I want to know more. Does Marco worship Dyaus or is he from a later period of history where more accessible deities like Varuna and Agni are more popular? Do he and his family perform ritual sacrifice to return the energies of the living to Geush Urvan? Is he pre or post Zoroaster? Was he born to the precursors of the Indic people after they returned from mercenary service in Armenia? Or was he born later after they migrated down into the Indic Valley?

I feel like the show hasn't properly conveyed any of this.

>>91110045
Thanks Anon

>>91109032

Sauce?

>>91108445
>let's draw marco so he looks Asian

fuck whoever drew this

can we have a Queen moon Knighting Marcos please.

>>91110037
Jarco will win, star has been forever cucked. This is a fact and starco faggots are retarded.

Reminder that Hekapoo not tracking down her scissors for close to a year is the biggest pile of BS in the entire show.


no wait

star somehow being more sensible tha marco with the scissors is

>>91110045

Holy hell, what an analysis. Thanks for the pastebin anon.

Also we need more nicknames for the brilliant madwoman that is Nefcy

>>91110169
Hekapoo probably didn't give that much of a fuck because she could always just make more. It wasn't until some idiot started spamming them that she did anything.

I can buy Star being more careful with them. She's grown up around them, they have more limitations than a wand that could do literally anything, and for the first season she wasn't supposed to leave Earth anyway (not that that was an issue as long as her parents didn't catch her on Mewni, but still).

>>91110037

Nefcy knows we must suffer

so that that Season 4 payoff is that much sweeter

honestly don't expect things to be hunky-dory by Season 3, since there's a Season 4 in the works and the Toffee thing (and relationship stuff) has JUST started to swing into high gear

>>91110169
Star probably fucked around with scissors before she went to Earth.

>>91110255
Marco will realize what a loser star is and dump her for jackie

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rekt.

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>>91110087
Doesn't looks more white than asian to me, here have an asian marco.

>>91110287
HAHAHAHAHA! Starcofags BTFO! Star should kill herself she's so pathetic.

>>91109392
>>91109396
>>91109423
You fags can't even recognize a copy pasta adapted to Star vs

Reminder that Star is weebshit
Season 1+2 = Jo
Season 3 = Ha
Season 4 = Kyu

>>91109644
No it doesn't trigger me, I just prefer Jarco. Starco is cliché as fuck

>>91110308
How would she kill herself?

>AU where Star "accidentally" turns Jackie into a troll just before leaving fir Mewni

>>91110330
The creator was influenced by her love for magical girl shows and Shoji manga growing up. Most new creators are influenced by anime and manga these days, sucks but it's reality

>>91110306
Welcome to the corn fields mother fucker

>>91110332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZpZr3Cv7I

>>91110332
>muh cliche
Full pleb, go back to shilling la la land

>>91110389
Starco cucks hate originality it seems.

>>91110037
More Star suffering makes my penis erect.

>>91110215
Daron "Cug the Bug" Nefcy
Daron "Star Sufferfly" Nefcy
Daron "The spic likes 'em thicc" Nefcy
Daron "It's hip to sink ships" Nefcy
Daron "Horny for cuckold's horns" Nefcy
Daron "Lore and shipwar" Nefcy
Daron "Self-insert, get hurt" Nefcy

>>91109548
If you keep repeating a lie, you'll soon believe it to be the truth.

>>91108635
Starco is the Zutara of the decade

>>91110435
Really activated my almonds

>>91110435
It's not a lie starco cuckold.

>>91110433
I remember somebody came up with one of these types of lists for the prediction that Star would kill her mother

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Friendly reminder not to respond to bait, regardless of which side it comes from.

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>>91109230
yes.

>>91110443
Zutara was better than what actually happened. Half the writers were team Zutara, it was Brian and Mike who kept forcing Kataang without even developing it. Kataang was cliche hero hats the main girl just cause even though you can count on one hand the moments were Katara liked him as anything more than a little brother.
Zutara was a stretch too, don't get me wrong, because the shipping in the show was never developed anywhere near as good as the lore or non romantic character relationships.

Reminder that Green Eyes are a recessive trait and therefore hardly/virtually never appear in non-Proto-Indo-Aryan descendants without at least 90% such DNA.

Marco's mum is white and his dad married her to stay in the US.

>>91110443
Starco not becoming canon might actually make a few tards kill themselves though which would make it surpass the butthurt of zutara

>>91109070
Man, I can't believe how much they ruined Ludo's character in season 2. Oh well, at least Alfonzo and Ferguson are getting more focus.

>>91110545
So Jackie and Oskar are Aryan? What did Nefcy man by this?

>>91110459
It is a lie though, Jackie is just a plot device and you Jarcos know it won't last, you're just clining to the few episodes that they wwill still be cannon for, btw Jackie ultimate cuck just letting Marco chase after Star mid kiss multiple times.

>>91110548
>that girl who skipped her grandfather's funeral so she could cry about Zutara losing on the Internet
Are you sure?

>>91110045
>Jackie was high as fuck during Starcrushed.

That explains a lot

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>>91108815
>Toradora
Its almost the same thing, honestly. Thats why its good.

>>91110578
Jackie will become more developed in season 3 starco cuckold.

>>91110545
Rafael is a decent enough spic and he did immigrate legally at least

>>91110573
Aryan as in the historical group of people, not the fucktarded non-definition of /pol/ queermos, just so we're clear.

Also yes.

>>91110548
Jarco ending will make nobody sad, goes to show how hipster and meaningless of a ship it is.

>>91110484
What a world it would be if such a thing could be adhered to.

>>91110593
wait, did that actually happen?

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>>91109644
No, they are almost the same species.

>>91110525
Man, imagining them happening to a fourteen-year-old girl really puts into perspective just how fucked up Ludo's life has been

>>91110593
I bet starco fags are this pathetic

>>91110597
>The show tries to force taiga/star as otp
>actual best girl is kureha/Jackie
Seems about right

>>91110598
Nah man, so far Jarco has only been in episodes that further Starco, hasn't even been a single episode where they develop their relationship without mentioning Starco, for the ''endgame'' ship that's quite sad, Jackie will get more development but Jarco will only get development to further develop Starco until Jarco inevitably ends.

>>91110593
There are lonely grown men ITT that will exit bag without Starco

>>91110686
>most of the development happened between ryuuji and taiga
>minori was just a one sided crush that ended as a plot device
Juuust about right

>>91110696
No, jarco will develop. Cuckold star will get further cucked again.

>>91110696
Two more seasons and you really think things will stay the same after this twist? More solo Marco episodes are guaranteed

>>91109644
It's Disney. Poz is Policy. I wouldn't be watching if that were a dealbreaker.

(Still she's going to hate it when he ages like shit, Mexican DNA just kind of breaks down after their mid-40s).

Starco fags are also extremely defensive. They always cry falseflag every time one of their own fucks up.

>>91110726
Exactly, after a twist like this Jarco can't possibly survive and yes solo Marco episodes are guaranteed at this point.

>>91110686
No. Jackie is too weird/different to Marco. And she will notice that Marco loves Star, even before that he realizes. Maybe now that she is in Mewni. "You dont know what you have until you miss it"

>>91110756
That's a lie you lying cuck. Jarco is end game and star needs to die

>>91110751
Jarco is the most defensive of them all, Starco can be proved in a 100 and 1 ways while Jarcos just call you fag or cuckold and think they are best ship.

>>91110751
you are spooked

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>>91110784

>>91110784
I speak the truth, if you think after the season finale Jarco will survive you're a bigger cuck than Jackie.

>>91110811
>>91110836
Pot calling the kettle black. Starco are niggers who rely on memes.

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Nefcy tricked us all. She used Toffee to cover the real threat. Mark my words. Toffee is not the real villain. Miss Heinous will destroy princess Marco and her little sidekick princess Butterfly.

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>>91110545

>Marco is US-born, his mom is white and Rafael is a legal immigrant, who probably voted for Trump because illegal immigrants give legal ones like him a bad name
>Star is technically an illegal immigrant, but as a foreign royalty she has diplomatic immunity. Besides, she is a white blue-eyed blonde, so the immigration authorities won't even have a reason to suspect her
>Janna may be a flipsy, but she is most likely also legally US-born. And you damn well know she browses /pol/ (when she's not browsing /x/) and eagerly participates in all the Kek-praising activities. She can stay

Jackie is the one who needs to go back.

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what the fonk

>>91110888
>Toffee is defeated once and for all in season 3
>Heinous becomes the main villain in season 4

>>91110899
Cuck

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>I don't think the Holocaust actually happened. I'm confident in that, I mean, why would I trust jews in the first place; I'm worried about what other people will think if they find out.

It took me by surprise finding out Raimi was a ghost writer on the episode but looking back seeing his influence is pretty easy.

>>91110888
Those trips don't lie

>>91110872
And Jarco are hipsters who think a ship set up to be a plot device that got rushed to happen mid series will actually be end game.

>>91110951
Not an argument, cuck.

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>>91110468
>Star "bomb the mom" Butterfly
>Star "smother the mother" Butterfly
>Star "end the life of my dad's wife" Butterfly
>Star "mother murderer" Butterfly
>Star "matriarch masher" Butterfly
>Star "she gave me life, I'll give her death" butterfly
>Star "I came from her womb, and I'll spell her doom" Butterfly
>Star "Princess parent pulverizer" Butterfly
>Star "world's deadest mom" Butterfly
>Star "take a walk on the matricide" Butterfly
>Star "mom begone" Butterfly
>Star "Goodnight, Moon" Butterfly
>Star "cry me a river, River" Butterfly
>Star "if I'm her daughter, then it's time to >slaughter" Butterfly
>Star "worst Mother's Day gift ever" Butterfly
>Star "genderbent Oedipus" Butterfly
>Star "old lady obliterater" Butterfly
>Star "my mother the corpse" Butterfly
>Star "early inheritor" Butterfly
>Star "life-bringer's death-bringer" Butterfly
>Star "queen quarterer" Butterfly
>Star "say hi to grandma for me" Butterfly
>Star "Lekmet can't save you now" Butterfly
>Star "Killer Queen, but not in that order" Butterfly
>Star "no more bedtimes" Butterfly
>Star "the people of Mewni will long be haunted, by the gruesome death of Moon the Undaunted" Butterfly

>>91110922
And you're leaving on the next train after Jackie. You can take Alfonzo and Brittney with you.

>>91110989
Even Brittney was better than star.

>>91108445
Guys help me. This hiatus is fucking me up and the daily threads have too high a dosage of shitposting.

Please lets ralk non-romantic predictions/lore, anything will do. Why does Toffe need his finger? Will star have to go postal on him? And aren't mewmans technically monsters too given their insectoid forms?

>>91110962
Pot calling the kettle black. Starcos being niggers isn't an argument either, but since Jarcos got no actual argument for why Jarco should happen, but I guess Jarcos standards are low enough to think it is.

>>91111052
Marco loves jackie, watch the show cuck. Jarco will happen and starco cucks will hang themselves out of butthurt.

>>91111031
Toffee needing his finger is actually one of the things I never fully understood as well. It might have something to do with Moon's darkest spell. His finger might be sealing something greater?

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>>91110923

After all the baggage Marco dropped on her I was thinking she only brought him along to the movies out of pity

also that sweet boy posture

>>91110923
I can totally see Marco being low key redpilled on Jews. He sees their carnage first hand in Cali after all

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>>91110597
Holy shit more i think about it, the more it fits.

>>91111085
He doesn't love her, he even said that he only likes the idea of Jackie, if you took your own advice and watched the show you would see he loves star more than he could ever love Jackie, Jackie for now is his girlfriend but he still leaves her mid kiss for Star and just leaves her fatass waiting for pizza nuggets while not even saying ''wait a minute''.

>>91111180
Starco is propaganda

>>91111168
It was toffee

>>91111197
Jarco is plot device

>>91111144
Marco probably has the sweetest boipucci and Jackie just eats it up

>>91111031
>Why does Toffe need his finger?
To regrow his proper body from it. So far he regrew some of Ludo's flesh around his dead arm, but it's only a temporary measure. He needs his own flesh to continue.

>And aren't mewmans technically monsters too given their insectoid forms?
I think only the Butterflies - i.e. the ones with cheek marks - have insectoid forms, the rest seem to be ordinary human(ish). Besides, insectoid forms are not their primary forms, it's just something they summon in an emergency.
But it doesn't really matter. Humans IRL always rage wars on other humans under the excuse of those other humans actually being "less human" than them, when the real reason is that they just want their land/resources. Same about Mewmans vs. Monsters.

>>91111180
I just hate that people are OK with it.

Starco can happen, whatever. But don't ignore Jackie's place in this conflict. Especially considering everything happening is beyond her control.

>>91111197
Jarco is ending

>>91111221
>>91111252
Fucking degenerates

>>91111031
Go read the Dies Irae theory if you want something different.

>>91111262
But we don't ship Jarco though.

I put in decent effort in bait and all these low effort shitposters shit the thread up
baka senpai

>>91111180
He said he placed on her pedestal, acknowledging the fact that he barely knows Jackie BUT DESPITE that, he still felt that he was the best person for her. You can't have someone who knows that they're in love with mostly an idea of their crush but still thinks the pursuit is worthwhile and say it's just a phase. Marco loves Star, as a friend, and yeah, there are friendships so deep that you set aside romantic partners to help them. But despite that, those feelings aren't necessarily romantic and to assume such is stupid. Star will have to accept that she and Marco won't be a couple but they'll always be friends and she'll grow from it

>>91111240
All Mewmans go through Newberry, plus they can survive beheadings unlike humans

>>91111295
YOU. FUCKING. DEGENERATE. SUN.

>>91111031
>>91111141
>Why does Toffe need his finger?
Regrowing his own body like >>91111240 says.

But I think also announcing his apparent plans to Moon was also part of his larger puppetmaster bullshit to get her and Star in the same place, make them expect an attack from him and Moon focused on protecting her daughter. etc.

He is going to get it back, since I really doubt they'll keep him as possessed Ludo for that much longer, but it's probably not the main thing he's prioritizing even though it is something he wants. He just needed Moon to think it was and act accordingly.

Larger plan seems to be some combination of toppling the kingdom/starting a race war/becoming god/etc. Maybe.

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>>91111144
>tfw no episode where Star takes them to another dimension's kinoplex
>Star will never get sent to the popcorn mines for anvil hoarding as Jackie and Marco leave her behind and watch a romantic comedy

>>91111360
You scared starco cuck.

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>>91111412
lel, you one scared little bitch. I own your ass.

>>91111331
That's a poor point, you barely know someone, basically go by that persons looks, tell yourself that you and nobody else is worthy of that perosn besides you and that's a good thing? What if I love a movie star for years but after I get to know them I realize I don't? That's basicaly how Marco viewed Jackie for so long. And Marco never showed any romantic feelings for Star because he thought she just wanted a friend so that's what he tried to be, but after Star confessed to him he know how she feels and will most likely start developing those same feelings, they wouldn't develop these feelings for Star for them to go away in a few episodes like it's no big deal so they can go back to their cooky adventures.

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>>91111441

>>91111396
>Star getting sent to the popcorn mines when she could just have a shipment of high quality Mewni corn sent in

>>91109173
>>91109032

>left to right
>everything looking cool and distinct
>princess marco

they had to ruin the theme

>>91111459
Tiny dick starco fag walks off little a little bitch

>>91110597

Yea, in a previous thread that anime was brought up.

25 episodes only it looks like, worth a watch?

>>91111481
''Starcos are most defensive'' LUL good one

>>91111513
Go back to your cuckold porn starco cuck.

>>91109759
yes

>>91111529
You first, ya little bitch boy.

>>91111481
dude im fucking better than you

>>91111505
Definitely. Its really fun, and the love story is really cool too. Its one of those animes that are recommended 100% Its not perfect, but its really good.

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If you had the choice, and would be guaranteed that you would suffer no consequences yourself, would you rape Star Butterfly?

>>91111505
It's pretty decent. Lots of drama and teenage angst. Pretty cute too.

>>91111561
>>91111583
You can suck my dick, star is the cuck, not jackie.

>>91111602

cool cool

I don't know how to say this-but does it avoid a lot of the bad (anime) romance tropes?

>>91111630
It depends on what the bad anime romance tropes are in your book

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>>91111622
No.

>>91111628
You having to tell yourself that Jackie isn't a cuck means she is a cuck.

>>91111622
Star is not for abuse, star is for love and hugs. Star must never be hurt, she is best girl.

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>>91109524

>>91111630
Its a bit cheesy at the end, but it also has interesting reactions. Its very unique, if thats what you mean.

>>91111684
Retarded nigger starco degenerate doesn't even know what cuck means. Jackie is winning, you're the nigger.

>>91111463
>bringing in food from the outside
That's another hour in the mines

>>91111655

hm

I guess....hyper-yandere, hyper-exaggerated-everything, etc.

I mean if it's good it's good, so I'll check it out regardless and I'm a sucker for good romance so if that's solid I can forgive a lot of other things

>Eclipsa goes for monster cock instead of husband
>Moon cucks River for Toffee's big scaly sectarian cock
>Marco takes Mer-Cunny over Princess Star
Is Star the first Royal Cuck Queen of Mewni?

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>>91111622
>answer is yes
>teleport to Star's 2D dimension
>rape Star according to Tumblr definitions of 'rape' by manspreading on the bus seat next to her
>replace Marco

what if you became star right now just poof and you were star wand, dress, shoulders, magical ability and all

>>91111818
Depends on the outcome of the Diaz cuck war

>>91111766
No hyper yanderes here but there is a tsundere. Depending on your standards she may or may not be annoying. I do hope you enjoy it anon. It is a pretty heart warming one.

>>91111739
Jackies only winning moment was in BBTBC after that it's all down hill for her. And she basically will surrender to Starco in season 3.

>>91111478
And the fucking monster arm

>>91111839
Masturbate furiously

Is Star VS the Alien 9 of western animation?

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>>91111838
Imagining that Star getting raped in your pic, or my pic where Star pisses her pants in fear makes me feel funny.

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>>91111855
Jackie's winning moment is any time she's on screen.

>>91111838
>manspreading
Get a load of this jabroni

>>91111739
Degenerate doesn't even know what cuck means himself, Jackie is Marcos girlfriend for now, and she enjoys Marco ditching her for Star, so she is a cuck.

>>91111739
>>91111890
See
>>91109379

>>91111927
No she doesn't enjoy it. Jackie will break up as soon as Marco looks for Star.

>>91111927
You stupid nigger, jackie and marco are together forever. Hang yourself for being this retarded.

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>>91111943
See pic related.

>>91111890
this is fan art though, or does the poor boy think the few Jarco fanart out there means Jarco is winning? Because every winning moment Jarco had in the show was cancelled out by Starco or thinking about Star.

>>91111906
Is that sexual harassment?

>>91111839
You have to be more specific. What exactly happens?

a) My mind remains the same, so it's just the old me trapped in Star's body
b) I retain my old memories and awareness of what I used to be like, but otherwise my mind changes into Star's, just like the body
c) I become Star completely, believing I have always been Star
d) The space-time continuum itself changes, completely replacing me with Star - not only in the present, but in the past as well. Me as I am now was never born, instead Star was.

>>91111976
Nh they ain't, 1 month doesn't equal forever.

>>91111111

>>91111838
>her
Did you just assume star's gender?

>>91111839
i would go "uh oh spaghetti-oh's"

>>91111972
Good, she can go find someone who actually cares for her like Marco cares for Star unlike how Marco cares for her now.

>>91112088
Jackie doesn't deserve happiness.

>>91111990
How can Star even compete.
>Rivers a mewnlet
>Stars a chestlet
Johannsens were a mistake

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>>91112109
Star doesn't deserve rights.

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>>91111838
Behead those who have the mere thought of connecting the words "Star" and "rape".

>>91112109
Probably

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>>91112123

>>91112043
a), but you also gain Star's magical and martial knowledge. It also happens to you right now as your browsing this shitty thread.

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>>91111622
i would viciously hold her hand without her consent

>>91112109
>>91112047
>>91111991
>>91111972
>>91111855
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>91112187
thats just gross

>>91112207
What pasta is this?

>>91112207
Oh man your salty tears, sooo delicious.

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>>91112172
No. This would be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
I'd gladly go with b), c) or d), though.

Ban /sveg/

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Maybe jarco anons should accept the fate of their ship, into an impending doom to sink like the titanic, kill thousands as it makes its way to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

>>91111838
what episode is that from?

>>91112255
>When star talks to a manlet.

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>>91112159
What's that? I can't hear it over the sound of Star being single. Sounds cold and alone.

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>>91112109
Why? She didn't do anything wrong per se.
She is cool and like most characters on the show, she deserves happiness.
Just not with Marco.

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>>91112287
the episode where they raise funds for the bounce lounge because it's closing and ponyhead literally fucking bombs a rival nightclub to eliminate competition

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>>91112207
>. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth

>>91112043
>>91111839
I pick b and aggressively pursue Marco with my knowledge of the male psyche

>>91111838
Shoulder edit where?

>>91112228
>Archived
That will be the get more unchecked in the history of 4chan.

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Are these anons trying to falseflagging? Because they are just straight up retards. Go back to pol

>>91112345
But Marco won't exist, unless maybe if you pick d). But in that case you won't retain your old memories.

>>91112383
This entire thread is everyone false flagging everyone.

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>Hey anon! This thread is garbage and I had absolutely nothing to do with it!

>>91112408
I know.

>>91112408
>>>/mlp/

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why is he so cute?

>>91112315
Good point Jackie will have to take some advice from Star after Marcos dumps her.

Jackie and Tom, what does /sveg/ think?

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This is Janna. Say something nice about her.

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>>91108879
>Starco is not endgame.
There are people who actually believe this.

>>91112383
>>91112402
This is probably the worst case of shitposting I've ever seen.
When we get expelled to /trash/ I won't be surprised not one bit.

>>91112456
she isn't /fa/

JANTOM WHEN

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>>91112456
She is my favorite gypsy

>>91112436
Because lekmet is 100% pure

>>91112383
/pol/fags literally CANNOT shut up about their ideologies. Its just as cancerous as the SJW authoritarian left. I don't even think they realize how pathetic they are.

Moot should have banned /pol/ years ago. I still think /pol/posting should be banned on sight. We still have a global rule about ponies from 6 over years ago. We need a new one for /pol/posting. Its infested almost every board.

>>91112492
>Tattoos
Already filth.

>>91112456
>you come home one day and find Janna in your room
>she looks up at you and says "Hey."
>she then goes back to rooting around in your underwear drawer
What do

>>91112460
They know it is, but they try to tell themselves otherwise.

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this thread holy shit see you in /trash/ very soon anons

>>91112508
Has it ever been considered to you that maybe, just maybe, not everyone is from /pol/ like you think they are.

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>Hey Anon! Want to get your dick sucked? I'm running low on cocaine!

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>>91112456
You should wear pink more often. There is nothing to be afraid, we will still love you.

Fuck marco, filthy spic scum who needs to hang from the tallest trees. Star is also a degenerate race mixing abomination who is a mistake.

>>91112526
There is nothing interesting in my underwear drawer, why would she do that?

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>>91112187
Absolute madman!

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>>91112123
Who ever called Star human? She's better than human.

>>91112187
Too late buddy, me and star loving holding hands for hours on end. She even wants to marry me from all the hand holding.

>>91112615
Back to the cornfield mewpleb.

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Wait. Who's claiming false flag against who again?

Alot of us are serious about the Starco endgame. I mean. its very obvious. The only way it isn't endgame is if Nefcy pulls a fast one and pretty much does a 180 on character development. The calls of "Hackette" will be much much louder than the calls of "Starcucks lel"

I mean, I know its fun to troll, I've done it, but when reality sets in... its time to accept the truth jarcofags.

Were these threads this cancerous during the hiatus between s1 and s2?

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>>91112624
>>91112601
YOU FUCKING MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>91112508
t. Normal Person

What a classic post

>>91112615
That's why Marco never considered Star as a romantic partner. He thinks he's not good enough for her.

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>>91112357
>Anon why do you keep asking me to take off my leg warmers

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>>91112615

>>91112660
What is cancerous to you? Can you explain? I just see run of the mill shitposting. People are just bored and trying to get eachothers goat. Plus we have alot of newbies here. Alot of the veterans have moved on for now, considering this show's been done for a month.

>>91112461
Yep I've been here since BBtBC and I've seen a lot of people claiming "this has to be the worst thread ever". But I can assure you that this one is the worst.
I guess one month is how much we can hold...

>>91112638
Starco false flags jarco all the time and nobody bats an eye.

>>91111359
Actually his finger was in the closet so maybe he wanted moon to take star to mewny so all her shit would go along, his finger included. Maybe he couldn't just go to earth get it or some shit.

That or the finger remained and he wanted them out of the way so he can get it.

As for his ultimate plans, either he works for someone or he could be attempting to Palpatine Star.

>>91112601
Is there a uncensored version

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>Hey Anon! Wanna come with me all alone to make-out point?

>>91112665
>Implying star doesn't love having her hand held

>>91112769
sorry Star I couldn't make out what you meant by that

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>>91112683
Actually he entertained the possibility in BMB, but was told by Star that she just needs a friend.

I'm sure she deeply regrets saying that now. But how could have she known at that time?

>>91112685
It's 116F in the shade, Star.

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ANON WHY DID YOU PUNCH HOLES THROUGH ALL MY CLOTHES

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>>91112769
Uhhm.. You see Star... I'm a bit older than you. By like 10 years or so.... So I don't think that's a very good idea. You're above the age of consent in Mewni? Uhhhhh... Nope.

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>>91112849
Remember that miniature wormhole gun I bought when we were drunk in that cyberpunk dimension? Well... It works I guess.

>>91112526
>Wanna fuck?

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What episode is this from?

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>Anon, this is kinda dumb but, well it's just that
>You're a really nice person and you've always been there for me and you're always super kind to me
>And I know that you're... older, like, too old... but, I just...
>Nevermind

>>91112940
Episode named
"Me candel cares"

>>91112961
I'm a dumb fucking fuck
"Mr. candel cares

>>91112955
Alright I'll play tea party with you and your stuffed animals

>>91112955
What is the age of consent in California?

>>91112999
I'm a dumb fucking fuck
"Mr. Candel cares

>>91113054
18

>>91108998
It's only been 28 days

>>91113064
And california wonders why they're a third world country.

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>>91112437
This pic is about the extent of Star's knowledge of relationships.

Hang marco, he's a fucking nigger beaner

>>91113195
t. Jeremy

I am in love with Marco

>>91113221
we know, star

>>91113195
OK /sug/

>>91109070
Janna is best girl, and I love all these long Running AUs!

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>Hello Anon. I see you decided to go with Star. But before that, why don't you take a seat right over there.

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>>91108815
Geez, did no one save my image?

>>91113274
nice falseflag, faggot

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He ships it

>>91113262
Get into the oven degenerate, star vs will be cancelled

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>>91112955
>Attention Echo Creek High. I am IN LOVE WITH ANON! I didn't know how else to say it so I'm saying it publicly over a school loudspeaker!
>I know you've gotten held back like... 8 times, but I just think you're a misunderstood badboy! I know repeating highschool over 2 and a half times wasn't fun, but because of that, I met you. >I don't care that you live with your overbearing mother!
>I don't care that you smell like doritos and string cheese sometimes!
>I love you Anon! I love your shitposts! I love the way you kek at my crappy memes!
>I know you're like, 25 and stuff, but I don't think you're a creep. I mean, alot of the student body does, but I don't!
>Ok! I'm done now.
>OH yea! P.S. Please marry me and be my king? That will be all.
>Oh! And lunch for today is square pizza, not that crappy french bread stuff we get on, thursdays. K bai!

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>Ships that are better than both Starco and Jarco

>>91113336
Your love a spic race traitor, you're the first to get purged along with wiggers. No such thing as a good spic.

>/sug/ banned
>shitposting ITT skyrockets immediately
Hmm, really makes you think

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>>91113411

nice timing

>>91111478
>>91111860
I've never gone from "oh shit thats neat" to "wtf i hate this now" so fast before....

>>91113403
There needs to be more MAGA and nazi star vs stuff.

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>>91113362
>be 25
>still in highschool
>still live at home, pay rent with GBP
>have adorable 14 year old gf
>nobody says shit to you because you're 25 and could kick everybody's ass
>future king of another dimension

Feels good

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>>91113423
Wait. Are you serious? Is that what happened?

>>91113411
Jeremarco

>>91112762
This is a blue board, i cant post that here.